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[theme music]
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(male narrator) Superman!
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Wonder Woman!
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Batman and Robin!
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Aquaman!
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Black Vulcan!
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Samurai!
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Apache Chief!
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Together they form the world's greatest force
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of good ever assembled.
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Dedicated to truth, peace, and justice for all mankind.
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These are the Super Friends.
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(male narrator) Somewhere in the lifeless swamps of darkest Africa..
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[dramatic music]
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(Vampiress) Oh, great spirits of the underworld
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I rise again to claim more victims.
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No one is safe from Vampiress.
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The Voodoo Vampire.
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[laughing]
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(male narrator) Moments later, in the dense African jungle..
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We'll set up camp by the river.
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What's that?
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[screeching]
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It's the Voodoo Vampire. Run! Run!
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Do not fear! There is no escape from my voodoo spell.
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zap zap zap
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Everything's clear from Tanzania to the Congo, Robin.
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Time to head south toward the cape.
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[beeping]
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It's the trouble alert. Switch on the monitor, Robin.
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This is Malu Mabiti, calling anyone on this frequency.
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Our safari is under attack.
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Being chased by the Voodoo Vampire.
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No!
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Holy fang face, Batman!
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He never got a chance to give us his location.
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No problem, Robin.
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The Batcomputer scanner will home in on the signal.
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It's no use, Batman. There's nowhere to land in this jungle.
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I'm putting the Batjet on autopilot, Robin.
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Brace yourself. We're going to eject.
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[dramatic music]
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Careful, Robin, this jungle can be deadly.
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I don't understand it, Batman.
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There's no sign of trouble anywhere.
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[hissing]
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zap zap zap
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I think you spoke too soon.
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[screeching]
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I-I can't get it off. Ah!
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Hang on, Batman! The Bat Stunner will stop it.
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Holy squeeze play!
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Looks like I got here just in time.
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zap zap zap
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Not bad shooting, if I do say so myself.
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Thanks, Black Vulcan. How did you find us?
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I picked up the distress call on my radio.
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Thought you might need some assistance.
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Looks like you thought right. Come on.
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We got here as soon as we could. Are you alright?
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We're just fine.
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Just as you three will be.
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zap zap zap
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Nice block, Robin.
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Now to sow them up with the Bat Stitchers.
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Phew! That was close.
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You three are quite capable.
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I will be proud to turn you into my vampire slaves.
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zap zap zap
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Oh, no! They got Batman.
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Take it easy, Batman.
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Black Vulcan and I will help you.
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S-S-S! Thanks, Robin, but that won't be necessary.
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zap zap zap
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hiss hiss
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Do not resist, Black Vulcan.
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You will be better off as one of us.
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zap zap
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boom
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(Batman) Our power was too much for him.
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He's disintegrated.
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Come! I must find more victims before my work is done.
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You need look no further, Vampiress.
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We'll take the Batjet to the Hall of Justice
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and transform the other Super Friends.
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[laughing]
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[Vampiress laughing]
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Great lightning! I've got to get back to the Hall of Justice
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and warn the others.
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(male narrator) Later, at the Hall of Justice..
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I got here as soon as I could, Aquaman.
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- What's the emergency? - I don't know, Superman.
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I have a priority one message from Batman
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insisting we meet him here.
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(Batman) I can explain everything.
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Batman, Robin. What's the problem?
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The problem is you.
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zap zap zap
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Great Scott!
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They're in some sort of voodoo trance.
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I've got to snap them out of it.
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zap zap zap
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Sorry to have to pin you up like prisoners.
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But I've got to find a way to change you back.
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That won't be necessary.
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'Now, you're one of us.'
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[Vampiress laughing]
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(Vampiress) 'Now that I have enough vampire slaves'
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'we shall all return to my underground tomb in the swamp.'
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Come.
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I hope I'm not too late. Batman's message sounded urgent.
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whoosh
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Sorry if I startled you, Wonder Woman.
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But I had to stop you before you walked right into their hands.
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(Wonder Woman) 'I don't understand. Where are they going?'
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(Black Vulcan) 'Back to Africa. I'll explain on the way.'
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whoosh
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We've got to stop them before they vanish
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into the swamp forever.
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(male narrator) Later, as Vampiress and the others
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reach the continent of Africa..
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(Vampiress) Come, slaves, it is time to descend
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'into the lower regions of the swamp.'
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Enter, my captive ones.
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Not so fast, bat lady.
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We still have a few super tricks up our sleeves.
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Your flimsy rope cannot deter Vampiress.
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zap zap zap
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Stop her! I command you.
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Okay, Black Vulcan. Now!
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I just hope this works.
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No! The light!
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'The light! Stop it!'
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Curse you, Super Friends.
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Vampiress shall return!
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Thank you, Super Friends.
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Without your help, I'm afraid we would've perished.
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That was a close one, alright.
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I hope I never see a bat again.
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Present company excluded, of course.
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[theme music]
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[Gleek snoring]
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[alarm blaring]
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[gibberish]
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[Gleek chattering]
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Oh, I better be dreaming, Gleek
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because if you just woke me up, you're in big trouble.
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[Gleek chattering]
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I'll be darned if I know what he's trying to say.
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Zan! Look!
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(Zan) Oh, my gosh! We're being invaded.
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Come on. We've got to notify the Super Friends.
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Not yet. Let's check it out first.
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[sonic humming]
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At last, we have found planet called Earth.
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[gibberish]
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I don't believe it.
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Those ships are filled with Exxorian monkeys.
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Come on, Jayna. Let's introduce ourselves.
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Boy, you guys sure had us worried for a minute.
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We thought you were some kind of cosmic invaders.
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[chattering]
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Destroy them!
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zap zap zap
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Those spaced out simians are dangerous.
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We'll show them they can't monkey around with us.
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[Wonder Twins in unison] Wonder Twin powers, activate!
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Form of a giant tortoise!
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Shape of an ice turret!
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Okay, Jayna, move out.
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zap zap zap
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[growling]
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zap zap zap
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It's no use, Jayna.
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That mechanical monkey must be frost-free.
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[Wonder Twins in unison] Wonder Twin powers, deactivate!
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[chattering]
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So, you are the one called Gleek.
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[gibberish]
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Liar! We have been monitoring you for years.
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You will give us the information we need to take over the planet.
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The brain-blaster will change your mind.
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zap zap zap
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[chattering]
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Oh, no! Gleek's been brainwashed.
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Take us to Super Friend computer.
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Excellent! I take over from here.
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[automated voice] 'Justice League computer file.'
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'SF1. Subject Superman.'
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'The most powerful of the Super Friends.'
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'Totally indestructible except in the presence of Kryptonite.'
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[chattering]
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[automated voice] 'File SF2. Subject Wonder Woman.'
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'Possesses great strength and agility'
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'but rendered helpless when tied with her own Magic Lasso.'
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'File SF3. Batman and Robin.'
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'Known for their great intelligence'
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'however without their utility belts'
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'they are no stronger than average humans.'
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Jupiters! Those sinister simians have found out
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the Super Friends' weaknesses.
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Thanks to comrade Gleek, we soon control Earth.
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We hide now. Ambush Super Friends.
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[laughing]
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(male narrator) Later, as the Super Friends return to the Hall of Justice..
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(Wonder Woman) Batman, look at this.
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Someone's been playing with the Justice League memory tapes.
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(Superman) I wouldn't worry about it, Wonder Woman.
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Probably just the twins catching up on their super studies.
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[chattering]
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Holy monkey shine! We're surrounded.
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Don't get excited, Robin. They can't harm us.
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That's what you think, Superman.
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No! It's Kryptonite.
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Great Gotham! These space monkeys mean business.
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Quick, Robin, the Bat Hooks.
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They're gone! They've swiped our utility belts.
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I'll round up the little critters with my Magic Lasso.
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zap zap zap
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Soon Super Friends be gone.
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Exxor monkeys rule world.
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[cackling]
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Gleek, take care of Super Friends.
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[chattering]
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Oh, no!
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Gleek's gonna zap the Super Friends
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with the Justice League disintegrator ray.
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Come on, Zan. Stretch! Ugh!
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[in unison] Wonder Twin powers, activate!
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Shape of an ice catapult!
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(Jayna) 'Form of an electric eel!'
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Fire away, Zan!
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Couple of wonder volts ought to snap you out of it.
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zap zap
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[chattering]
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You're our only hope, Gleek.
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You've got to free the Super Friends.
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Come on. It's time we stop those moronic space monkeys.
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(monkey #1) 'Stop them!'
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Pardon me, while I disintegrate your integrated circuits.
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[growling]
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slam
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[chattering]
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Super Friends not give away so easy.
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Now to escort these primate prisoners to planet Exxor.
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I'm sure glad we got rid of them.
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'One Gleek is more than enough.'
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(Jayna) Gleek!
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'That's a banana blaster!'
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[sonic humming]
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[chattering]
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[theme music]
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(male narrator) We now continue with the "Super Friends."
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Responding to an emergency call from the Hall of Justice
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Superman arrives with blinding speed.
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I got here as quick as I could. What's the trouble?
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Can you hear it, Superman?
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Yes, it sounds like a typewriter.
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Exactly.
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Only we can't seem to figure out where it's coming from.
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beep beep
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It's the trouble alert.
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[zapping]
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Great Scott! That giant robot is threatening the city.
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We've got to stop him.
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Holy impossibilities! Look at that!
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You won't stop me, super fools.
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I'll stop you.
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You're in for a big surprise, you bucket of bolts.
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Your power is nothing compared to mine.
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A kryptonite web.
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I'm helpless.
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My energy ring will take that metallic grin off your face.
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(Batman) 'Quick, Robin, the Bat Lasers.'
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[zapping]
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You waste your time, Bat pink.
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Nothing can stop me.
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Batman! Look out!
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Now that you have witnessed the destruction of your comrades
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you're next, super jerk.
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Just a minute.
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Bat pink? Wonder weirdo? Super jerk?
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Well, there's only one person in the universe
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who talks like that.
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Mxyzptlk.
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Now you've gone and done it, super clots.
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You just ruined my story.
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That must be the typewriter we heard.
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That's right, super smarties.
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It's my newest fifth dimensional invention.
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Anything I type on it comes true.
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And now, for my reading pleasure
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I'm going to write the great American novel.
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With you super freaks as the main characters.
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That's what you think, Mxyzptlk.
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Invisible shield.
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Temper, temper, temper.
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Mxyzptlk must have escaped
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from his fifth dimensional universe again.
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The only way to get him back is to trick him
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into saying his name backwards.
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Let's see, what kind of story shall I write?
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I know, a monster story.
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[chuckles] Once upon a time..
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Great Neptune! He's created a protoplasmic blob.
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I'll get him.
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splosh
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No, no, that's not right.
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How about a disaster story?
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(Batman) It's an earthquake.
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No, it'll never sell.
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I got it!
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It'll be a classic even Shakespeare would be proud of.
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I'm going to write a story about the Super Friends
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destroying one another.
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[chuckling]
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We'll destroy you first, Mxyzptlk.
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- He's gone. - 'But not forgotten.'
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(Mxyzptlk) 'Once upon a time..'
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Superman and Aquaman have vanished.
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(male narrator) Helplessly absorbed into Mxyzptlk's deadly story
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Superman and Aquaman arrive at a fictional town
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in the Old West.
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Great Scott! This looks like "Tombstone Territory."
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Listen. Mxyzptlk is typing again.
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Alright, Superman, come along quietly
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or I'll blast you with my Kryptonite six shooters.
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Oh, no! Mxyzptlk is typing words into my mind.
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I can't resist them.
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Give it up, Aquaman.
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You'll never outdraw kid Superman.
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[intense music]
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[zapping]
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This town will be needing a new sheriff
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by the time I'm done with you.
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[clanging]
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Have a pleasant trip, Aquaman.
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It'll be your last.
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[Superman laughs]
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[chugging]
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Nice going, super shooter.
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You really stuck it to that aquadrip, didn't you?
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Oh, no! What have I done?
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You done real fine, pardner.
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[chuckling]
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You know something, you're not half bad, super ham.
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I'll bet I get a million for the rights to this story.
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You've got to stop this nonsense, Mxyzptlk.
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You've gone too far.
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Oh, pipe down, super mouth.
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I'm about to write a brilliant ending
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to my superific scenario.
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And now, the two most powerful super chumps
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will battle till the end
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and the winner will get the lead role in my next novel.
356
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Well, Superman, we finally get to see
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which one of us is the stronger.
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It's no contest, you green-faced freak.
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Looks like it's my advantage.
360
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Let's see how you stand up against my heat vision.
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[zapping]
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No problem, laser eyes.
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You're trapped in my energy bubble
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and you'll never get out alive.
365
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Great Scott!
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This energy bubble is shielding us
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from Mxyzptlk's magic typewriter.
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You're right, Superman.
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And we still have time to save Aquaman.
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But first, I'll separate us.
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(male narrator) Meanwhile, back in the Wild West
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Aquaman speeds helplessly toward his doom.
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zap zap
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thud
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[instrumental music]
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You've ruined my story.
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And just when the Super Friends were about to disappear forever.
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I don't understand it.
379
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How did you resist my typewriter?
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We didn't. It must be broken.
381
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Maybe I can fix it.
382
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'There. Try it now.'
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It still doesn't work.
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All it writes is "KLTPZYXM."
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[gasps] Oh, no! I read my name backwards.
386
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You tricked me. You always cheat.
387
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You, you, you!
388
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Superman! You're safe. What happened?
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I'd rather not talk about it, Batman.
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But you're welcome to read the whole story.
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[all laughing]
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[theme music]
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[sonic humming]
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[music continues]
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swish
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