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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:10,135 Hey, gorgeous. How's it going? 2 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:13,388 Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. 3 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,891 Does it get better than this? 4 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,019 Question: You're not dating, are you? 5 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:21,855 I met somebody who would be perfect for you. 6 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:24,441 You see, perfect might be a problem. 7 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:28,237 Had you said co-dependent or self-destructive... 8 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,198 - You want a date Saturday? - Yes, please. 9 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,326 He is cute. 10 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,745 - He's funny. He's... - He's a he? 11 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:38,372 Well, yeah. 12 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:41,208 Oh, god. I just... 13 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,627 You're nice... oh, god. 14 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:47,673 Good, Shelly. Okay. I'm gonna go flush myself down the toilet now. 15 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:49,049 Okay. Bye-bye. 16 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:41,101 Chandler: It's hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous? 17 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,937 Can you believe she actually thought that? 18 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,903 Well, when I first met you, I thought maybe... 19 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,238 Possibly... 20 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:54,531 You might be. 21 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:56,658 You did? 22 00:01:56,908 --> 00:02:00,245 Then you spent Phoebe's birthday party talking to my breasts... 23 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,289 So then I figured maybe not. 24 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:08,962 Huh. Did, uh, any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? 25 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,297 - I did. - I think so. 26 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:15,052 - Not me. - No, no, me neither. 27 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:19,222 Although, uh, back in college, Susan saladore did. 28 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,932 You're kidding. 29 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,518 - Did you tell her I wasn't? - No. 30 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,356 It's because I wanted to go out with her too. 31 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,984 So I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie spellman... 32 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:34,821 Who also liked her. 33 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,703 Well, this is fascinating. 34 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,206 So, uh, what is it about me? 35 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:48,168 I don't know. Because you're smart, you're funny... 36 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,754 Ross is smart and funny. You ever think that about him? 37 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,674 - Ha, ha. Yeah, right. - What is it? 38 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:58,929 Okay, I don't know. You just... You have a quality. 39 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,555 - Yes, exactly. - Right? 40 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,224 Yeah, a quality. 41 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:06,520 "A quality." Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this. 42 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:09,981 Hello? 43 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:11,775 Hello? 44 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:13,860 Oh. Rachel. 45 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,737 It's paolo calling from Rome. 46 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,907 Oh, my god. Calling from Rome. 47 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:26,998 So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. 48 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,167 Just gotta go to Rome. 49 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,715 Monica, your dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick? 50 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,550 I'm talking to Rome. 51 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,010 I'm talking to Rome. 52 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:41,722 Hey, dad. What's up? 53 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,891 Oh, god. 54 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:47,978 Ross, it's Nana. 55 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,612 Hey. 56 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,450 Monica: How you doing? Ross: Hey, dad. 57 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:06,329 So, uh, how's she doing? 58 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,499 The doctor says it's a matter of hours. 59 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,878 - How are you, mom? - Me? I'm fine, fine. 60 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,963 I'm glad you're here. 61 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,049 What's with your hair? 62 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:19,426 What? 63 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,011 What's different? 64 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,387 Nothing. 65 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,973 Oh, maybe that's it. 66 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,350 She's unbelievable. Her mother's... 67 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:28,852 Okay, relax, relax. 68 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,605 We are gonna be here a while, it looks like. 69 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:34,649 We still have boyfriends and your career to cover. 70 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,234 Oh, god. 71 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,160 The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse. 72 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,414 Yeah, they were gross. 73 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,042 Oh, you know what I love? 74 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,085 Her sweet 'n lows. 75 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,506 How she was always stealing them from restaurants. 76 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:00,801 Not just restaurants, from our house. 77 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:09,726 Ross: She looks so small. 78 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,228 I know. 79 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:15,816 Well, at least she's with pop-pop and aunt Phyllis now. 80 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:21,154 Goodbye, Nana. 81 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,329 Bye, Nana. 82 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,292 Ross! 83 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,087 Nurse. 84 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:39,923 What is going on? 85 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,552 You know, uh, how the nurse said Nana had passed? 86 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,303 Well, she's not quite. 87 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,140 - What? - She's not passed. 88 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,768 She's present. She's back. 89 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:53,270 What's going on? 90 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,188 She may have died. 91 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,315 "She may have died"? 92 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:58,859 We're looking into it. 93 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,362 Uh, I'll go see. 94 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,158 This almost never happens. 95 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,761 Now she's passed. 96 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,690 I just have to know, okay? 97 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,525 Is it my hair? 98 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:44,154 Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair. 99 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,573 Yeah, you have homosexual hair. 100 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,579 Rachel: Hey. Monica: Hi. 101 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,789 Rachel: So did she...? 102 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:56,666 Twice. 103 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:00,503 Oh, that sucks. 104 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:03,882 You guys okay? 105 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:05,967 I don't know. It's weird. 106 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:09,721 I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh... 107 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,932 Maybe that's because she's not really gone. 108 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,642 No, no, she's gone. 109 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:15,852 We checked. 110 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,608 No, I mean, maybe no one ever really goes. 111 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,736 Ever since my mom died, every now and then... 112 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:28,740 I get this feeling that she's, like, right here, you know? 113 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,330 Oh. And Debbie, my best friend from junior high... 114 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,667 Got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course. 115 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,462 I always get this strong Debbie vibe... 116 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:45,131 Whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils. 117 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,096 I miss her. 118 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,515 Aw. Here, pheebs. 119 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:54,849 Want this? 120 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,060 - Oh, thanks. - Sure. 121 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,521 I just sharpened her this morning. 122 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,943 See, I don't believe any of that. I think when you're dead... 123 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,696 You're dead. You're gone. You're worm food. 124 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,702 So Chandler looks gay, huh? 125 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,792 I don't know who this is, but it's not Debbie. 126 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,385 I thought it'd be a closed casket. 127 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,555 Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice. 128 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:41,062 Sweetie, you think you can get in there? 129 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,189 I don't see why not. 130 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,543 Ross: Here's my retainer. 131 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,763 I was just thinking... 132 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,973 - When my time comes... - Dad. 133 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,433 Listen to me. 134 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:23,897 When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea. 135 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,525 You what? 136 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:31,654 I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun. 137 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,241 Define "fun." 138 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:39,579 Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch... 139 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:44,209 And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun. 140 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,919 Everyone thinks they know me. 141 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:49,255 Everyone says, "Jack geller, so predictable." 142 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:54,260 Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say, "buried at sea? Huh." 143 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,724 That's probably what they'll say. 144 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,949 - Hey, gorgeous. - Hey. 145 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:19,077 Look, I'm sorry about yesterday. 146 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:23,623 Don't worry about it. Apparently, other people have made the same mistake. 147 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,584 Oh. Okay. Phew. 148 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:32,090 So, uh, what do you think it is about me? 149 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,467 I don't know what. 150 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,553 You just have... 151 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,638 - A quality. - A quality. Right. Great. 152 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,851 It's a shame, because you and lowell would've made a great couple. 153 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:48,815 Lowell? Financial services lowell? That's who you saw me with? 154 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,191 What? He's cute. 155 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:51,776 Well, yeah. 156 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,195 He's no Brian in payroll. 157 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,241 Is Brian...? 158 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,995 No. I don't know. The point is, if you were gonna set me up... 159 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,081 I'd like to think it'd be with somebody like him. 160 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,792 Well, I think Brian's a little out of your league. 161 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:16,843 Excuse me. You don't think I could get a Brian? 162 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:23,099 Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. 163 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,269 I'm really not. 164 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,730 Ross: This one? 165 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,695 I've shown you every dress we have. 166 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:39,866 Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon-yellow pantsuit... 167 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,243 Go with the burgundy. 168 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:46,206 Whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one. 169 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,625 You're right. We'll go with the burgundy. 170 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,628 A fine choice. I'm coming out. 171 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,546 Wait. We need shoes. 172 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,845 Okay. Uh... 173 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,097 How about these? 174 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,475 That's really a day shoe. 175 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,811 And where she's going, everyone else will be dressier? 176 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,315 Could we see something in a slimmer heel? 177 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:21,658 Okay. I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. 178 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,411 I can show you something in a silver that may work. 179 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,623 No, it really should be burgundy. 180 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,167 - Unless we go with a different dress. - Yes. 181 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,378 No, no, no. Watch this. 182 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,839 Wait, I may have something in the back. 183 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,853 Oh, my god. 184 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,022 Is everything all right, dear? 185 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,027 Just Nana's stuff. 186 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,547 How we doing? You guys ready? 187 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,550 Mom called to remind me not to wear my hair up. 188 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,136 Did you know my ears were not my best feature? 189 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,638 Some days it's all I can think about. 190 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,517 Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't find my bearings. 191 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,602 Heh. You mean your earrings? 192 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,396 What did I say? 193 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,943 - Are these the shoes? - Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy. 194 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,238 What? We, uh, don't have shoes here? 195 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:46,242 Morning. We ready to go? 196 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,453 Don't we look nice all dressed up? 197 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,457 It's stuff like that, isn't it? 198 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,513 - It was a beautiful service. - It really was. 199 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,309 Come here, sweetheart. 200 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:15,605 You know... 201 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,650 I think it's time for you to start using night cream. 202 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:26,824 What? 203 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,578 Nothing. Just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent musburger. 204 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,374 Check it out. Giants-cowboys. 205 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,585 You're watching football at a funeral? 206 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:41,547 No, it's the pregame. I'm gonna watch it at the reception. 207 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,884 You're a frightening, frightening man. 208 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,471 Rachel: Oh, no. My new paolo shoes. 209 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,140 Oh. I hope they're not ruined. 210 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,480 Phoebe: God, what a great day. 211 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,358 What? Weatherwise. 212 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,194 I know. 213 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,280 The air, the trees. 214 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,952 Even though Nana's gone, there's something almost, uh, life... 215 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,914 - Ross, are you okay? - Ross! 216 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,499 I'm fine. No, I'm fine. 217 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,921 Having my worst fear realized, but... 218 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,349 Phoebe: I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm. 219 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,768 - —Huh. - What? What is it? 220 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,562 - You missed a belt loop. - Ugh. 221 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,941 Okay, it's in spasm. 222 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,819 Here, sweetie. Here. 223 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,196 I took these when I had my golfing accident. 224 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,489 Thanks, mom. 225 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,040 Andrea: Sorry. 226 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,501 Hi, I'm Andrea. 227 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,879 I'm Dorothy's daughter. 228 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:06,632 Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is. 229 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,179 Phoebe: Hey, look who's up. 230 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,473 - Hey. - How do you feel? 231 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,350 I feel great. 232 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,271 I feel great. I feel great. 233 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,816 Wow, those pills really worked, huh? 234 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,111 Yeah. Not the first two, but the second two, whew. 235 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,366 I love you guys. 236 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,413 You guys are the greatest. I love my sister. 237 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,874 I love pheebs. Ha. 238 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,043 - That's so nice. - Hey. 239 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,670 - Chandler. - Hey. 240 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:45,880 I love you, man. 241 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,218 And listen, if you wanna be gay, be gay. 242 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,139 It doesn't matter to me. 243 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:57,934 You were right. 244 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:07,109 Rachel. Rachel, Rachel. 245 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:13,324 I love you the most. 246 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,371 Well, you know who I love the most? 247 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,123 - No. - You. 248 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,253 Oh, you don't get it. 249 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,969 - —Aw! - What do you got there? 250 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,389 Uh, just a, uh, hearing disability. 251 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:38,391 What's the score? 252 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:43,104 17-14, giants. Three minutes to go in the third. 253 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,397 Beautiful. 254 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,742 Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker? 255 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,330 Your grandmother would've hated this. 256 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:05,334 Well, sure. What with it being her funeral and all. 257 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,922 No, I'd be hearing about... 258 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,842 Why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham? 259 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,679 Or I didn't spend enough on flowers. If I spent more, she'd say: 260 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:20,308 "Why waste your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead." 261 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,935 That sounds like Nana. 262 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,981 Do you know what it's like to grow up... 263 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:31,944 With someone who is critical of every single thing you say? 264 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:35,740 I can imagine. 265 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,827 I tell you, it's a wonder your mother turned out... 266 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,205 To be the positive, life-affirming person she is. 267 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,001 That is a wonder. 268 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:54,383 So tell me something, mom. If you had to do it all over again... 269 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,678 I mean, if she was here right now... 270 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,430 Would you tell her? 271 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,057 Tell her what? 272 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:07,021 How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail. 273 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,315 Like your hair, for example. 274 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,778 I'm not sure I know what you're getting at. 275 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:18,824 Would things have been better if you'd just told her the truth? 276 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,084 I think some things are better left unsaid. 277 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,212 I think it's nicer when people just get along. 278 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,425 More wine, dear? 279 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,511 Oh, I think so. 280 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,438 Those earrings look really lovely on you. 281 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,858 Thank you. 282 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:54,944 They're yours. 283 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,947 Actually, they were Nana's. 284 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,158 Men: No! 285 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,370 Now I'm depressed. 286 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,043 Even more than I was. 287 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,845 Hey, who's this little naked guy? 288 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,180 Uh, that little naked guy would be me. 289 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,559 Aw. Look at the little thing. 290 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,981 Yes, fine. That is my penis. 291 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,608 Can we be grownups now? 292 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,820 - Who are those people? - Got me. 293 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:41,574 - That's Nana right there in the middle. - Wow. 294 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,908 Yeah, let's see. 295 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,828 "Me and the gang at java Joe's." 296 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,205 Wow. Monica, you look just like your grandmother. 297 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:49,623 How old was she there? 298 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,751 Let's see. "1939." 299 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,003 Uh, twenty-four, twenty-five. 300 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,089 Huh. It looks like a fun gang. 301 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:06,140 Ooh, look, look, look. I got Monica naked. 302 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,850 Let me see. 303 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,354 No, no. That would be me again. 304 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,570 I'm, uh, just trying something. 305 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,750 - Hey, lowell. - Oh, hey, Chandler. 306 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,421 So how's it going in financial services? 307 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,966 It's like mardi gras without the papier-maché heads. 308 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,301 How about you? 309 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:46,180 Good. Good. Listen, um, heh... 310 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:49,475 I don't know what Shelly told you about me, but, uh... 311 00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:51,977 I'm not. 312 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,314 I know. That's what I told her. 313 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,069 So you can tell? 314 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:06,325 Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar. 315 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,037 So you don't think I have... 316 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,247 A quality? 317 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:16,085 Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no. 318 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,882 By the way, your friend Brian from payroll? He is. 319 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,509 - He is? - Yep. 320 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,636 And way out of your league. 321 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,975 Out of my league. 322 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:35,354 I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. 323 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,439 Hey, Brian. 21822

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