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Oh, look, look!
There's Joey's picture!
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This is so exciting!
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You can spot someone who's
never seen his plays.
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Notice, no fear.
No sense of impending doom.
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The exclamation point scares me.
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It's not just Freud, it's Freud!
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Ross:
Shh. Magic is about to happen!
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Joey: Well, Eva...
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We've done
some excellent work here.
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And I would have to say...
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Your problem is quite clear.
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All you want is a dink/e
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what you envy's a schwang
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a thing through which you can tinkle
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to play with or simply let hang
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I feel violated.
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Did anybody else feel like
peeling their skin off...
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To have something else to do?
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Ross, 10:00.
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Is it? It feels like 2.
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No, 10:00!
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There's a beautiful woman
at 8, 9, 10:00!
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Ross: Hello!
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She's amazing!
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She makes the women I dream about
look like short, fat, bald men.
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Go over to her.
She's not with anyone.
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And what would my opening line be?
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Excuse me...
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Come on, she's a person.
You can do it.
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Could she be more out of my league?
Ross, back me up.
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He could never get a woman
like that in a million years.
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But you always see these beautiful
women with these "nothing" guys.
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You could be one of those guys.
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- You could do that.
- You think?
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Rachel: Absolutely!
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I can't believe
I'm even considering this.
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- I'm very aware of my tongue.
- Come on.
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Here goes.
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Yes?
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Okay, next word would be...
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Uh, Chandler.
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Chandler is my name and, uh...
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Hi!
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Yes, you said that.
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Yes! Yes, I did.
But what I didn't say...
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What I wanted to say was, uh...
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Would you like to go out with me?
Thank you. Good night.
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Phoebe: There he is!
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Ross: I didn't know you could dance!
Rachel: You were in a play!
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What'd you think?
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Ross: I didn't know you could dance!
Rachel: You were in a play!
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Come on, it wasn't that bad.
I was the lead.
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It was better than the troll thing.
At least you got to see my head.
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Rachel: You're right.
Ross: We saw your head.
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She said yes! She said yes!
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Monica: Wow!
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Awful play, man! Whoa!
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Her name's Aurora. She's Italian
and she pronounces my name "Chandler."
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I like that better.
The Usher gave me this to give to you.
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- What is it?
- The estelle Leonard talent agency.
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An agency left me its card.
Maybe they wanna sign me!
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Based on this play?
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Based on this play!
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Hey, kids!
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Ross: Hey, Chandler.
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No, because this line is passion,
and this is just a line.
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I've been here seven seconds, and you
haven't asked me how my date went.
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How was your date, Chandler?
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It was unbelievable!
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I've never met anyone like her.
She's had the most amazing life!
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Chandler:
She was in the Israeli army.
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None of the bullets hit
the engine block...
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So we made it to the border.
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Butjust barely and I...
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I've been talking about myself
all night long. I'm sorry.
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What about you?
Tell me your stories.
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All right, once...
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Once I got on the subway, right?
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And it was at night...
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And I rode it
all the way to Brooklyn...
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Just for the hell of it.
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We talked till 2.
It was this perfect evening.
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More or less.
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Suddenly, we realized
we were in Yemen.
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I'm sorry, so "we" is...?
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"We" is me and Rick.
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- Who's Rick?
- Who's Rick?
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My husband.
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All:
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- Oh, so you're divorced?
- No.
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I'm sorry. So you're widowed?
Hopefully?
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No, I'm still married.
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So how would your husband feel
about you sitting here with me...
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Sliding yourfoot
so far up my leg...
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You can count
the change in my pocket?
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Don't worry.
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I imagine he'd be okay with you
because he's okay with Ethan.
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Ethan? There's an Ethan?
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Ethan is my...
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Boyfriend.
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All: What?
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So, uh, what kind of relationship
do you imagine us having...
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If you already have
a husband and a boyfriend?
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I suppose, mainly sexual.
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I'm sorry it didn't work out.
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What not work out?
I'm seeing her again on Thursday.
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Didn't you listen to the story?
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Didn't you listen to the story?
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How could you get involved
with a woman like this?
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I had trouble with it at first,
but I get all the good stuff.
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All the fun, all the talking,
all the sex...
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And no responsibility.
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This is every guy's fantasy!
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That is not true.
Ross, is this your fantasy?
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No, of course not.
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Yeah. Yeah, it is.
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You'd go out with someone else
who's going out with someone else?
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I couldn't.
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Good for you.
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When I'm with a woman,
I need to know...
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That I'm going out
with more people than she is.
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You know...
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Monogamy can be a tricky concept.
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I mean, anthropologically...
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Fine. Now you'll never know.
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We're kidding. Tell us.
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Monica: We wanna know.
Joey: Come on!
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All right. There's a theory
put forth by Richard leakey...
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Are we greeting each other
this way now? I like that.
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Look! I cleaned!
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I did the windows.
I did the floors.
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I used all the attachments on
the vacuum except for that round one.
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I don't know what it's for.
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Nobody knows, and we're
not supposed to ask.
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Rachel: What do you think?
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Chandler: It's very clean.
Monica: Really, it looks great!
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Oh. Heh.
I see you moved the green ottoman.
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Ross & Phoebe: Uh-oh.
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How did that happen?
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I don't know.
I thought it looked better there.
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And also, it's an extra seat
around the coffee table.
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Yeah, it's interesting.
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But you know what? Just for fun...
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Let's see what it looked like
in the old spot.
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Just to compare.
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Let's see. Ha!
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Well, it looks good there too.
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Let's leave it there for a while.
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I can't believe you tried
to move the green ottoman.
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Thank god you didn't
fan out the magazines.
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She'll scratch your eyes out.
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You guys, I am not that bad!
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Yeah, you are.
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Remember, I lived with you?
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You were a little, you know...
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That is so unfair!
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When we were kids, yours was the only
raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy.
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Okay, so I'm responsible.
I'm organized.
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But, hey, I can be a kook!
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All right, you madcap gal!
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Try to imagine this.
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The phone bill arrives,
but you don't pay it right away.
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- Why not?
- Because you're a kook!
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Instead, you wait until
they send you a notice.
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Okay, then you let me
go grocery shopping...
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And I buy laundry detergent.
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But it's not the one
with the easy-pour spout.
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Why would someone do that?
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One might wonder.
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A glass is on the table.
There's no coaster.
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It's a cold drink. It's a hot day.
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Beads of condensation are inching
their way closer to the wood...
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Stop it!
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Oh, my god!
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It's true. Who am I?
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Monica, you're mom.
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Joey: Uh-huh? Oh, my god!
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Okay.
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Okay, I'll be there.
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That was my agent.
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My agent has just gotten me a job
in the new al Pacino movie!
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Chandler: Whoa! That's great!
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What's the part?
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Can you believe this? Al Pacino!
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This guy's why I became an actor.
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"I'm out of order?
You're out of order!
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This whole courtroom's out of order!"
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Seriously, what's the part?
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"Just when I thought I was out,
they pull me back in!"
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Come on. Seriously,
Joey, what's the part?
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You're, you're... what?
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I'm his butt double, okay?
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I play ai Pacino's butt.
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All right? He goes
into the shower, and then...
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I'm his butt.
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Oh, my god!
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Come on, you guys.
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This is a real movie,
and ai Pacino's in it and that's big!
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Oh, no, it's terrific.
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After all your years of struggling...
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You've finally been able
to crack your way into show business.
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Okay, fine.
Make jokes, I don't care.
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This is a big break for me!
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You're right. It is.
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So are you gonna invite us all
to the big opening?
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- I need to borrow some moisturizer.
- For what?
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What do you think?
Today's the big day!
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Okay, go into the bathroom.
Use whatever you want.
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Just don't ever tell me
what you did in there.
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Joey: Thank you.
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- Joey's mom's on the phone.
- He's in the bathroom.
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- You don't wanna go in there!
- Come on, we're roommates.
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My eyes! My eyes!
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Monica: I warned you.
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Who is being loud?
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Oh, that would be Monica.
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Can I borrow some things?
I wanna make Aurora breakfast.
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You got the whole night, huh?
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Well, I only have 20 minutes
until Ethan, so...
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Do I sense a bit of resentment?
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No, no, no. No resentment.
Believe me...
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It's worth it, okay?
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In a relationship,
you have these key moments...
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You'll remember
for the rest of your life.
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Well, every single second
is like that with Aurora.
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And I've just wasted
35 of them talking to you.
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So, uh, Monica, can you
help me with the door?
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Um, Chandler, you know, the old Monica
would remind you...
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To scrub that teflon pan
with a plastic brush.
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But I'm not gonna do that.
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Director:
Damn it! Hire the girl.
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Okay, everybody ready?
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Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you
for this great opportunity.
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Lose the robe.
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That would work.
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Right. Okay. Losing the robe!
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Okay, and the robe is lost.
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Everybody, I would like
to get this in one take.
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Let's roll it.
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Water's working.
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And action!
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Butt guy, what are you doing?
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I'm showering.
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No, that was clenching.
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Well, the way I see it,
the guy's upset here, you know?
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His wife's dead,
his brother's missing.
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I think his butt would be angry here.
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I think his butt would like
to get the shot before lunch.
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Once again, rolling.
Water working.
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And action!
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And cut! What was that?
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I was going for quiet desperation.
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00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:48,513
But if you have to ask...
254
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God, I love these fingers.
255
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Thank you.
256
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,234
No, actually, I meant my fingers.
257
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,779
Look at them.
Look at how happy they are.
258
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,826
- Oh, my god, I'm late!
- Oh, no, no, no.
259
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,995
- Don't go, don't go.
- Okay, okay.
260
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,915
- I have to.
- Look, she's leaving.
261
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,210
I'm sorry.
He'll be waiting for me.
262
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,045
I thought you talked to Rick.
263
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,172
It's not Rick.
264
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,508
Ethan? He gets
the whole day with you!
265
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,427
No, it's Andrew.
266
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,017
I know there'll be many moments...
267
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:38,563
When I'll regret asking
the following question, but...
268
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,815
And Andrew is...?
269
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,151
He's... new.
270
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:48,656
So you're not completely fulfilled
by Rick, Ethan and myself?
271
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,325
No, that's not exactly what I was...
272
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,369
Most women would kill...
273
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,663
For three guys like us.
274
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,416
So, what do you want?
275
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,212
- You have me.
- No, no. Just you.
276
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,630
What do you mean?
277
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,716
Lose the other guys.
278
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,470
Like, all of them?
279
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,140
Come on, we're great together.
Why not?
280
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,517
Why can't we just have
what we have now?
281
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,061
Why can't we just talk,
laugh and make love...
282
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,106
Without feeling obligated
to one another?
283
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:26,110
Up until tonight, I thought
that's what you wanted too.
284
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,238
Well, part of me wants that...
285
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,657
But it's like I'm two guys.
286
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,869
I mean, one guy's saying,
"shut up! This is great!"
287
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,747
But there's this other guy.
288
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,958
It's the guy who Wells up
every time the grinch's heart...
289
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:44,045
Grows three sizes
and breaks that measuring device.
290
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:48,841
He's saying, you know,
"this is too hard. Get out, get out!"
291
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,553
So which one of the two guys
will you listen to?
292
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:57,350
I have to listen to both.
They don't let each other finish.
293
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,061
Which one?
294
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,024
The second guy.
295
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,902
I see.
296
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,909
Call me if you change your mind.
297
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,796
Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.
298
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,520
Look at it this way.
You dumped her!
299
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,148
Right? I mean, this woman was...
300
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,984
Unbelievably sexy...
301
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,571
And beautiful,
intelligent, unattainable...
302
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,783
Tell me why you did this again?
303
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:57,952
Ross: Hey! Monica: Hey!
304
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,620
Rachel: Movie star!
305
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:03,499
Aren't you the guy who plays
the butt in the new al Pacino movie?
306
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:06,711
Nope.
307
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,547
No? What happened, big guy?
308
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,215
Big guy?
309
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,595
It felt like a "big guy" moment.
310
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:17,597
I got fired!
311
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,766
They said I acted too much with it.
312
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,438
I told everybody about this.
313
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,607
Everybody will be
expecting to see me.
314
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,401
You know what?
No one will be able to tell.
315
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,278
My mom will.
316
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,282
There's something so sweet...
317
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,743
And disturbing about that.
318
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,955
I've done nothing
but crappy plays for six years...
319
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:46,208
And I finally get my shot,
and I blow it!
320
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,169
Maybe this wasn't your shot.
321
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:52,923
I think when it's your shot,
you know it's your shot.
322
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,052
Did it feel like your shot?
323
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,056
Hard to tell. I was naked.
324
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,891
I don't think this was your shot.
325
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,393
I don't even think
you just get one shot.
326
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:07,980
I really believe big things are
gonna happen for you. I do.
327
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:12,109
You've gotta keep thinking about
the day that some kid will go...
328
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:15,988
'I got the part! I'm gonna be
Joey tribbiani's ass!"
329
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,911
You think? That's so nice.
330
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,705
Oh, come here.
331
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,836
I'm sorry, Joey.
I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
332
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,129
Ross: Good night.
333
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,715
Rachel: You're gonna leave
your shoes out here?
334
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:43,182
Really? Just casually
strewn about...
335
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,685
In that reckless,
haphazard manner?
336
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:51,315
It doesn't matter.
I'll get them tomorrow. Or not!
337
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,235
Whenever.
338
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,657
She is a kook.
339
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:17,466
Monica: If it bothers you
that much, just go out and get the shoes.
340
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,637
No, don't do this!
341
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,305
This is stupid!
342
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,642
I don't have to prove anything.
I'm gonna go get them.
343
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,186
But then everyone will know.
344
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:34,984
Unless I get them, and then wake up
really early and put them back.
345
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,944
I need help!
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