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Would you let it go?
It's not a big deal.
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Ross: Not a big deal?
It's amazing.
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You just reach in, there's one
little maneuver, and barn!
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A bra. Right out the sleeve.
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As far as I'm concerned...
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There is nothing a guy can do
that comes close. Right?
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Come on!
You guys can pee standing up.
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We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
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You know what blows my mind?
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Women can see breasts
anytime they want.
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You just look down,
and there they are.
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How you get any work done
is beyond me.
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What I don't get is the way
guys can do so many mean things...
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And then not even care.
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Multiple orgasms!
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80 Saturday night, the big night.
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Date night!
Saturday night. Saturday night!
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- No plans, huh?
- Not a one.
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Not even, say,
breaking up with Janice?
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Oh, right, right. Shut up.
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Chandler, nobody likes
breaking up with someone.
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- You just gotta do it.
- I know. But it's just so hard.
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You're sitting with her.
She has no idea what's happening.
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You finally get up
the courage to do it.
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There's that awkward moment
when you've handed her the note.
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Why do you have to break up with her?
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Be a man. Just stop calling.
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If you want, I'll do it with you.
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Thanks, but she'd feel like
we were ganging up on her.
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I mean you break up with Janice.
I'll break up with Tony.
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You're breaking up with Tony?
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I know. He's sweet, but it's just
not fun anymore.
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I don't know if it's me or
his hunger strike. I don't know.
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Does anybody want anything else?
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Yeah. Last week you had a wonderful nutty,
chocolate-y, kind of cake-y pie thing that...
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Nothing. I'm fine.
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What's the matter?
Why so scrunchie?
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It's my father. He wants to give me
a Mercedes convertible.
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That guy, he burns me up.
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Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes
if I move back home.
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It was horrible!
He called me "young lady."
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Ooh, I hate when my father
calls me that.
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Did he give you that whole
"you're not up to this" thing again?
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Yeah, I got the extended disco
version with three choruses of:
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"You'll never make it on your own."
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Uh-huh, uh-huh
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hi, Joey.
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Oh, my god. Angela.
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Wow. Being dumped by you
obviously agrees with her.
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- Are you gonna go over there?
- No.
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Okay, but not yet.
I don't wanna seem too eager.
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One Mississippi, two Mississippi...
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Three Mississippi.
That seems pretty cool.
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Hey, Angela.
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Joey.
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You look good.
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Because I'm wearing a dress
that accents my boobs.
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You don't say.
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So, Rachel, what are you
doing tonight?
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Big glamour night.
Me and Monica at launderama.
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You wanna hear a freakish coincidence?
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Guess who's doing laundry there too?
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-Who?
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Was that not clear?
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Hey, why don't...?
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Why don't I just
join you both there?
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Don't you have a laundry room
in your building?
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I do have a laundry room
in my building.
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Um... but there's a rat problem.
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Apparently, they're attracted to
the dryer sheets.
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They're going in fine,
but they're coming out all...
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Fluffy.
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Anyway, 7-ish?
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Sure.
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Forget it, Joey.
I'm with Bob now.
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Bob? Who the hell's Bob?
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Bob is great.
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He's smart, he's sophisticated,
and he has a real job.
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You go on three auditions a month
and you call yourself an actor. But Bob...
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Come on. We were great together.
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And not just at the fun stuff,
but, like, talking too.
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Sorry, Joey. You said,
"let's just be friends."
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So guess what?
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- What?
- We're just friends.
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Fine. Fine.
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So why don't the four of us go out and
have dinner tonight? You know, as friends.
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What "four of us"?
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You and Bob,
and me and my girlfriend, um...
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Monica.
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Joey: Monica, I'm telling you, this guy
is perfect for you.
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Forget it! Not after your cousin
who could belch the alphabet.
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Come on, this guy's great.
His name's Bob. He's Angela's...
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Ahem, brother.
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He's smart, he's sophisticated...
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And he has a real job.
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Me, I go on three auditions a month
and call myself an actor, but Bob is...
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- Oh, god, help us.
- What?
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Ugly naked guy is laying kitchen tile.
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Both:
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Look, I'm asking a favor here.
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I'm thinking if I do this
for her brother...
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Maybe Angela will come back to me.
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What's going on here?
You go out with tons of girls.
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I know, but...
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Look, I made a huge mistake.
I never should've broke up with her.
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Will you help me? Please?
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Okay. Bye.
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Monica's not coming.
It's just gonna be me and Rachel.
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Hold on there, camper.
You sure you've thought this through?
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It's laundry. The thinking
through is pretty minimal.
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It's just you and Rachel?
Just the two of you?
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This is a date.
You're going on a date.
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What are you saying?
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I should shave again?
Pick up some wine? What?
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Well, you may wanna rethink
the dirty undennear.
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It's the first time she'll see your
undennear. You want it to be dirty?
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And the fabric softener?
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Okay, okay.
Now, what is wrong with my snuggles?
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What? It says I'm a sensitive,
warm kind of guy.
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You know, like a little fuzzy bear.
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I can pick something else
up on the way.
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Monica: Thank you.
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So what does this Bob guy
look like? Is he tall, short?
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Yep.
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Which?
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Which what?
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You've never met Bob, have you?
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No, but...
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For all we know,
he could be horribly...
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Horribly attractive.
I'll be shutting up now.
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Where are they? Where are they?
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This is nice. We never
do anything, just the two of us.
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That's great. Maybe tomorrow we can
rent a car, run over some puppies.
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Ew. I don't wanna do that.
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- Here we go.
- Have a good breakup.
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- Hey, Janice.
- My god, I am so glad you called me.
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I had the most supremely awful day.
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That's not good.
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Can I get an Espresso
and a latte over here, please?
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We got the proofs from that
photo shoot with the vegetables.
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They sucked.
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I blew off the rest of the afternoon.
I went shopping.
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And I got you...
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Janice:
I'm looking. I'm looking.
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I'm looking.
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- I got you...
- What?
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- What?
- What did you get me there?
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I got you...
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These.
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Bullwinkle socks.
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- That's so sweet.
- I knew you had the rockys.
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So you could wear
bullwinkle and bullwinkle...
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Or wear rocky and rocky,
or you can mix and match.
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Moose and squirrel.
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Whatever you want.
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I'm gonna get another Espresso.
More latte?
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No, I'm still working on mine.
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That's it?
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Yeah, it was really hard.
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Yeah, the hug looked pretty brutal.
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Okay, you weren't there.
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Woman:
Coming through! Move! Move!
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Excuse me! I was kind of
using that machine.
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Yeah, well, now you're kind of not.
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But I saved it.
I put my basket on top.
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- I'm sorry. Is that your basket?
- Yes.
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It's really pretty.
Unfortunately, I don't see suds!
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What?
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No suds, no save, okay?
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- What's going on?
- Hi.
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Nothing. This horrible woman
just took my machine.
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Was your basket on top?
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- Yeah, but there were no suds.
- So?
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You know, no suds, no save.
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No suds, no... excuse me.
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Hold on a second!
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This is my friend's machine.
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Hey, hey, hey!
Her stuff wasn't in it!
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Hey, hey, hey! That's not
the rule, and you know it!
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All right. Show's over.
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Nothing to see here.
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Okay. Let's do laundry.
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That was amazing!
I can't even send back soup.
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Well, that's because you're
such a sweet, gentle...
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Do you, uh...?
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Oh, hey. You must need detergent.
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- What's that?
- Ubenneiss.
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It's new. It's German.
It's extra tough!
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Rach, do you...?
Are you gonna separate those?
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Oh, god. Ugh.
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Am I being like a total laundry spaz?
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Am I supposed to use one machine
for shirts and another for pants?
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Have you...?
Have you never done this before?
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Well, not myself.
But I know other people that have.
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Okay. You caught me.
I'm a laundry virgin.
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Don't worry.
I'll use the gentle cycle.
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Okay...
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Basically, you wanna use
one machine for all your whites.
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Whites. Okay.
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- A whole other machine for your colors.
- Colors.
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And then a third for your, uh...
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Delicates.
And that would be your bras...
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And your underpanty things.
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Okay, well,
these are white cotton panties.
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Would they go with whites
or with delicates?
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That would be a judgment call.
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He's so cute!
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So where did you guys grow up?
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- Brooklyn heights.
- Cleveland.
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Ha. Heh, heh, heh.
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- How did that happen?
- Oh, my god!
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What?
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I suddenly had the feeling I was...
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Falling.
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But I'm not.
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So you and Angela, huh?
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Yep. Pretty much.
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- You're a lucky man.
- Yeah.
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You know what I miss
the most about her?
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That cute nibbley noise
she makes when she eats.
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Like a happy little squirrel...
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Or a weasel.
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I never really noticed.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Listen for it.
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Monica. Monica is great.
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Yeah. Yeah, she is.
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But it's not gonna last.
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She's too much for me in bed.
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Sexually.
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I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.
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Yeah, isn't he?
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It's so great to meet a guy
who's smart and funny...
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And has an emotional age beyond 8.
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You know what else?
He's unbelievable in bed!
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My brother never even told me
when he lost his virginity.
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That's nice.
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You can do this. It's like
pulling off a band-aid.
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Just do it really fast,
and then the wound is exposed.
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Janice...
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Hi, Janice.
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Okay, here we go.
I don't think we should go out anymore.
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Janice.
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All right.
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Well...
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Well, there you go.
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Stop it, stop it, stop it.
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Rachel: Okay, I know this is gonna sound
really stupid...
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But I feel that if I can do this...
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If I can actually do
my own laundry...
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There isn't anything I can't do.
251
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,358
That does not sound stupid to me.
252
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:28,654
No, it's like... the first time I had to
make dinner for myself after Carol left me...
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I'm sorry, that's all the time
we have. Next on Ross...
254
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Okay.
255
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:36,954
- Uh-oh.
- What, "uh-oh"?
256
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:41,459
Uh-oh, the laundry's done.
257
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,629
It's a song.
258
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,714
The laundry song that we sing.
259
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:51,093
Uh-oh, the laundry's done
260
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:52,970
what's the matter?
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00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,305
Nothing. Nothing.
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00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,890
The laundry's done
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00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,225
come on, show me.
264
00:16:57,475 --> 00:17:01,562
It's just that you left a red sock
in with your whites, and now...
265
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,401
- Everything's kind of pink.
- Oh.
266
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,320
Everything's pink?
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00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,323
Except for the red sock,
which is still red.
268
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,284
Don't be upset.
It can happen to anyone.
269
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,411
But it didn't.
It happened to me.
270
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:21,249
God, I'm gonna look like
a big marshmallow peep!
271
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,292
What am I doing? What am I doing?
272
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,712
My father's right!
I can't live on my own.
273
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,423
I can't even do laundry!
274
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,812
Something went wrong
with underdog...
275
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,273
And they couldn't get
his head to inflate.
276
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,192
So anyway...
277
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:52,238
His head is, like,
flopping down Broadway.
278
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,448
And I'm thinking...
279
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,411
How inappropriate this is.
280
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:02,790
I've got something's in my eye. Joey,
could we check it in the light, please?
281
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,545
- Oh, my god!
- What?
282
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,506
Hello! Were we at
the same table? It's like...
283
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,009
Cocktails in appalachia.
284
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:21,684
- Come on, they're close.
- Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.
285
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:26,480
Like you've never got a little
rambunctious with Ross.
286
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:31,402
Joey, this is sick.
It's disgusting. It's...
287
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,904
Not really true, is it?
288
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,823
Who's to say what's true?
289
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,158
What were you thinking?
290
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,952
Look, I'm not proud of this, okay?
291
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,621
Well, maybe I am a little.
292
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,583
- I'm out of here!
- Wait! Come on!
293
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,668
You like him. I want her.
294
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,337
He likes you.
295
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,968
I'm thinking, if we put our heads
together, between the two of us...
296
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,262
We can break them up.
297
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,517
Monica: I'm so sorry.
I can't believe I did this.
298
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:07,229
I just couldn't stop laughing
at your Norman mailer story.
299
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,822
Waiter? One more plate of
chicken wings over here.
300
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,498
Here's the thing.
It's like we're different.
301
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,708
I'm the bing, you're the boom...
302
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,001
- Janice: Ow!
- Oh!
303
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,544
-Oh, my god! —ow!
304
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:31,796
-I'm so sorry! —ow!
305
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,631
-Are you okay? —ow! I
306
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,884
it's just my lens. It's my lens.
307
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,136
I'll be right back.
308
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,849
I hit her in the eye!
I hit her in the eye!
309
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,603
This is the worst breakup
in the history of the world!
310
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,605
Oh, my god.
311
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,192
How many of those have you had?
312
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,611
I don't know. A million!
313
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:59,740
Chandler, shh, shh. Easy, easy.
Go to your happy place.
314
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,159
La-la-ia-ia-ia-ia-ia-ia
315
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,663
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
- All right.
316
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,707
I'm not fine. Here she comes.
317
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,750
Wait here, okay? Breathe.
318
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,062
How do you do that?
319
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,356
It's like a gift.
320
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,361
We should always, always break up
together.
321
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,993
Ross: You got the clothes clean.
That's the important part.
322
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:47,580
I guess. Except everything
looks like jammies now.
323
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,670
Whoa, I'm sorry.
324
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,423
Excuse me. We had this cart.
325
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,843
I had a 24-inch waist.
You lose things.
326
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,345
Now, come on. Get out of my way.
327
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,224
I'm sorry. Maybe I wasn't
being clear. This was our cart.
328
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,477
Hey, hey, hey.
There aren't any clothes in it!
329
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,313
Hey, hey, hey!
Quit making up rules!
330
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,941
Let go! Come on, this is my cart.
You know I saw it first.
331
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,402
Listen, mitzi, if you
want this cart...
332
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,155
You're gonna have to
take me with it!
333
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,331
Yes! Did you see that?
334
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:31,791
You were incredible.
335
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,502
A brand-new woman,
ladies and gentlemen.
336
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,087
I could not have
done this without you.
337
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:44,678
Ross: Okay, um...
338
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,807
Uh... more clothes in the dryer?
339
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,186
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
- Are you sure?
340
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,192
- Are you sure you're okay?
- Yeah.
341
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,486
- Does it still hurt?
- Yeah.
342
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:06,951
What a neat idea. All your
clothes match. I'm gonna do this.
343
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:09,745
Monica: Hi!
344
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:10,996
Phoebe: How'd it go?
345
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:12,248
Excellent!
346
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:16,752
We ripped that couple apart
and kept the pieces for ourselves.
347
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,338
What a beautiful story.
348
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,092
I'm fine, by the way.
349
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,677
I'm sorry.
350
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,097
- Where's Chandler?
- He needed some time to grieve.
351
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,599
Chandler: I'm free! I'm free!
352
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,270
That ought to do it.
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