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Hi, guys. Joey: Hey, Phoebe.
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Hey, oh, how did it go?
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Um, not so good.
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He walked me to the subway and said,
"we should do this again."
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- Ouch.
- What? He said, "we should do it again."
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That's good, right?
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Uh, no. Loosely translated,
"we should do this again," means:
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"You will never see me naked."
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Since when?
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Since always. It's, like, dating language.
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You know, like, "it's not you,"
means, "it is you."
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"You're such a nice guy," means:
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"I'm gonna be dating
leather-wearing alcoholics...
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And complaining about them to you."
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Or, you know, um, "I think we should see
other people," means:
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"Ha, ha, I already am."
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And everybody knows this?
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Oh, yeah. Cushions the blow.
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Like when you're a kid
and your parents put your dog to sleep...
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And they tell you it went off
to live on some farm.
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That's funny. No, because,
uh, our parents actually did...
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Uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.
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Uh, Ross...?
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Ha, ha. Hello.
The milner's farm in Connecticut?
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The milners,
they had this unbelievable farm.
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They had horses and rabbits
that he could chase.
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And it was...
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Oh, my god. Chi-chi.
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Chandler: "So how does it feel
knowing you're about to die?"
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Warden, in five minutes
my pain will be over.
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But you'll have to live with the knowledge
that you sent an honest man to die.
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- Hey, that was really good.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Thanks. Let's keep going.
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Okay. "So, what do you want
from me, dimon? Huh?"
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I just wanna go back to my cell,
because in my cell, I can smoke.
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"Smoke away."
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Heh.
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I think this is probably why dimon
smokes in his cell alone.
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- What?
- Relax your hand.
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Let your wrist go.
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- Not so much.
- Whoa.
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Hey.
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All right. Now try taking a puff.
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Right.
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- Okay, no, give it to me.
- No, no, no. I'm not giving you a cigarette.
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No, it's fine. It's fine. Look, do you want
to get this part or not? Here.
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All right. Now, don't think
of it as a cigarette.
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Think of it as the thing
that has been missing from your hand.
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When you're holding it, you feel right.
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- You feel complete.
- You miss it?
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No, not so much.
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All right. Now we smoke.
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Oh, my god.
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No, no, no.
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They say it's the same as the distance
from the tip of a guy's thumb...
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To the tip of his index finger.
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That's ridiculous.
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Can I use either thumb?
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All right. Don't tell me, don't tell me.
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Decaf cappuccino for Joey.
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Coffee, black.
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And an iced tea.
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- I'm getting pretty good at this.
- Excellent. That's very good.
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Good for me.
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- You okay, Phoebe?
- Yeah, no, it's not even worth...
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It's my bank.
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What did they do to you?
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It's nothing, it's just... okay.
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I'm going through my mail,
and I open up their monthly "statement."
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Easy.
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And there's 500 extra dollars
in my account.
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Oh, Satan's minions at work again.
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Yes, because now I have to go down there
and deal with them...
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- What are you talking about? Keep it.
- It's not mine.
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I didn't earn it.
If I kept it, it would be like stealing.
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Yeah, but if you spent it,
it would be like shopping.
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Okay. Okay.
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Let's say I bought
a really great pair of shoes.
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Do you know what I'd hear
with every step I took?
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"Not mine. Not mine. Not mine."
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And even if I was happy, okay,
and skipping...
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I'd hear, "not mine. Not mine."
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We're with you. We got it.
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Okay, I'd never be able to enjoy it.
It'd be like this giant karmic debt.
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Chandler, what are you doing? Hey.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, gross.
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- What is this?
- I'm smoking. I'm smoking. I'm smoking.
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I can't believe you.
You've been so good for three years.
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And this is my reward.
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Hold on a second. Just think about what
you went through the last time you quit.
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Okay, so this time I won't quit.
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- —Put it out.
- All right. I'm putting it out.
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Oh, no.
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I can't drink this now.
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All right, I'm gonna go change.
I've got a date.
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Is this Alan again? How's it going?
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It's going pretty good, you know?
It's nice and we're having fun.
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- So when do we get to meet the guy?
- Ross: Yeah.
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Let's see, today's Monday...
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- Never.
- Come on.
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- No, not after what happened with Steve.
- What are you talking about?
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We love Steve. Steve was sexy.
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Sorry.
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Look, I don't know how I feel about
him yet. Give me a chance to figure it out.
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Well, then can we meet him?
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Sorry.
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Why should I let them meet him?
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I bring a guy home and within five minutes
they're all over him.
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I mean, they're like coyotes picking off
the weak members of the herd.
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Listen, as someone who's seen
more than her share of bad beef...
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I'll tell you, that is not
such a terrible thing.
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Come on, they're your friends.
They're looking out after you.
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I know, I know. I wish that once I'd
bring a guy home they actually liked.
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Well, you do realize that the odds
of that happening are a little slimmer...
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If they never get to meet the guy.
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Let it go, Ross.
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Yeah? Well, you didn't know chi-chi.
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Monica: Do you all promise?
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- Yeah, we promise. We'll be good.
- Joey: We promise.
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Chandler, do you promise to be good?
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You can come in, but your filter tip
little buddy has to stay outside.
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Ross: Hey, pheebs.
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"Dear Ms. Buffay: Thank you
for calling attention to our error.
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We have credited your account $500.
We're sorry for the inconvenience...
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And hope you'll accept
this football phone...
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As our free gift." Do you believe this?
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Now I have $1000 and a football phone.
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What bank is this?
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Okay, it's him.
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Who is it? Alan: Alan.
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Chandler. He's here.
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Okay, please be good. Please?
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I mean, remember how much
you like me.
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Hi. Alan, this is everybody.
Everybody, this is Alan.
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Hi. Group: Hey.
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I've heard so much
about all you guys.
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Monica:
Thanks, I'll call you tomorrow.
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Okay.
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Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin.
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Who's gonna take the first shot?
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Come on.
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I'll go.
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Let's start with the way
he kept picking at...
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You know, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
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Can't do it. We loved him.
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- Group: We loved him.
- Wait a minute.
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We're talking about someone
that I'm going out with?
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- Group: Yes.
- And did you notice?
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Grour yeah.
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Know what was great?
The way his smile was kind of crooked.
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Yes, yes. Like the man in the shoe.
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What shoe?
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From the nursery rhyme.
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"There was a crooked man
who had a crooked smile...
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Who lived in a shoe for a while..."
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So I think Alan...
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Will become the yardstick...
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Against which all future boyfriends
will be measured.
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What future boyfriends?
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No, no. I think this could be,
you know, "it."
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
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I'd marry him just for his
David Hasselhoff impression alone.
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You know I'm gonna be doing that
at parties, right?
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- You know what I like most about him?
- What?
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The way he makes me feel about myself.
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How was the game?
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Well...
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- We won!
- We won! Thank you! Yeah.
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Fantastic. I have one question:
How is that possible?
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- Alan.
- He was unbelievable.
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He was like that bugs bunny cartoon
where bugs is playing all the positions.
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But instead of bugs, it was first
base, Alan. Second base, Alan...
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I mean, it was like he made us
into a team.
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Yep. We sure showed
those hasidic jewelers...
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- A thing or two about softball.
- Nice.
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Can I ask you guys a question?
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Do you ever think that Alan
is maybe sometimes...
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- What?
- I don't know. A little too Alan?
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Oh, no. That's not possible.
You can never be too Alan.
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Yeah, it's his innate Alan-ness
that we adore.
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- I, personally, could have a gallon of Alan.
- Oh!
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- —Hey, lizzy.
- Hey, weird girl.
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- I brought you alphabet soup.
- Did you pick out the vowels?
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Yes, but I left in the y's.
Because, you know, "sometimes y."
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Um, I also have something else for you.
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Saltines?
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No, but would you like $1000
and a football phone?
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What?
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Oh, my god.
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- Oh, my god. There's really money in here.
- I know.
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Weird girl, what are you doing?
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Oh, I want you to have it. I don't want it.
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No, no. I have to give you something.
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No, it's fine. You don't...
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Do you want my tinfoil hat?
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No, because you need that.
No, it's okay. Thanks.
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Please. Let me do something.
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Okay, all right. I'll tell you what.
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You buy me a soda
and then we're even. Okay?
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Okay. Phoebe: Okay.
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Keep the change.
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Thanks, lizzy.
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Sure you don't want a pretzel?
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- No, I'm fine. Thanks.
- See you.
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A thumb?
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Grour
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I know, I know.
I opened it up and there it was...
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Just floating in there,
like this tiny little hitchhiker.
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Maybe it's a contest, you know?
Like "collect all five."
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Does, um, anyone wanna see?
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No, thanks.
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- Oh, hey, don't do that. Come on.
- Cut that out.
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It's worse than the thumb.
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Hey, this is so unfair.
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- Why is it unfair?
- So I have a flaw. Big deal.
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Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking
isn't annoying?
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And Ross, with his over-pronouncing
every single word.
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And Monica, with that snort
when she laughs.
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I mean, what the hell is that thing?
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I accept all those flaws.
Why can't you accept me for this?
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Does the knuckle-cracking
bother everybody, or just him?
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Well...
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I could live without it.
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Well, is it, like, a little annoying? Or
is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?
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Now, don't listen to him, pheebs,
all right? I think it's endearing.
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Oh, you do, do you?
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You know, there's nothing wrong
with speaking correctly.
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Indeed there isn't.
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I should really get back to work.
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Yeah, otherwise someone might
get what they actually ordered.
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Oh. The hair comes out
and the gloves come off.
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Did you ever go out with a guy
your friends all really like?
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Okay. Well, I'm going out with a guy
my friends all really like.
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We talking about the coyotes here?
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Heh. All right. A cow got through.
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Can you believe it?
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It's just, you know what?
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I just don't feel the thing.
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I mean, they feel the thing.
I don't feel the thing.
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Honey, you should always...
242
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Feel the thing.
243
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,917
Listen, if that's how you feel
about the guy, Monica, dump him.
244
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,044
I know, it's just gonna be really hard.
245
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,129
Yeah, he's a big boy. He'll get over it.
246
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:50,009
No, he'll be fine.
It's the other five I'm worried about.
247
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,345
Do you have any respect for your body?
248
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,639
Don't you realize
what you're doing to yourself?
249
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,099
Hey, you know, I've had it
with you and your cancer...
250
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,101
And your emphysema
and your heart disease.
251
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:02,939
The bottom line is, smoking is cool,
and you know it.
252
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,817
Ahem. Chandler?
253
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,778
It's Alan. He wants to speak to you.
254
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,821
Really? He does?
255
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,408
Hey, buddy. What's up?
256
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,371
Oh, she told you about that, huh?
257
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:23,167
Well, yeah. I have one now and then.
Well, yeah, now.
258
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,878
Well, it's not that bad...
259
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,674
Well, that's true.
260
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:36,180
Gee, you know, no one's
ever put it like that before.
261
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,724
Well, okay. Thanks.
262
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,152
God, he's good.
263
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,406
If only he were a woman.
264
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,123
Chandler: Oh, lamb chop.
265
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,959
How old is that sock?
266
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,922
If I had a sock on my hand
for 30 years, it'd be talking too.
267
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:16,053
Okay, I think it's time to change
somebody's nicotine patch.
268
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,848
Hey.
269
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,808
Where's Joey?
270
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:24,145
Joey ate my last stick of gum,
so I killed him.
271
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,690
Do you think that was wrong?
272
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,153
- I think he's across the hall.
- Thanks.
273
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,196
There you go.
274
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,241
Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
275
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:41,078
Hey, pheebs, you gonna
have the rest of that pop tart?
276
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,916
Does anyone want the rest
of this pop tart?
277
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,919
Hey, I might.
278
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,339
I'm sorry.
279
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:55,384
You know, those stupid soda people
gave me $7000 for the thumb.
280
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,637
- Oh, my god.
- Seven thousand dollars?
281
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,222
And on my way over here,
I stepped in gum.
282
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,851
What is up with the universe?
283
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,144
What's going on?
284
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:08,189
Nothing. I just think it's nice
when we're all here together.
285
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,525
It's even nicer when everyone
gets to wear their undennear.
286
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:17,156
Uh, Joey ""
287
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,952
- Monica: Okay.
- Oh, come on.
288
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,121
Please, guys, we have to talk.
289
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,124
Wait, wait. I'm getting a déja vu.
290
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,626
No, I'm not.
291
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,631
- All right, we have to talk.
- There it is.
292
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,886
Okay, it's about Alan.
293
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,847
There's something you should know.
294
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:47,395
Oh, man, there's really
no easy way to say this. Uh...
295
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,815
I've decided to break up with Alan.
296
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,363
Is there somebody else?
297
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,742
No, no, no. It's just...
298
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,954
You know, things change.
People change.
299
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,206
We didn't change.
300
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,711
So that's it? It's over?
301
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,714
Just like that?
302
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,550
You know, you let your guard down.
303
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,845
You know, you start to really care
about someone, and I just...
304
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,934
- Look, I could go on pretending...
- Okay.
305
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,395
No. No, that wouldn't be fair to me...
306
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,397
It wouldn't be fair to Alan,
or to you.
307
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,691
Yeah, well, who wants fair?
308
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:37,778
I mean, I just want things back,
you know, the way they were.
309
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,909
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, she's sorry. I feel better.
310
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,079
I just can't believe this.
311
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:51,959
I mean, with the holidays coming up.
I wanted him to meet my family.
312
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:56,172
I'll meet someone else.
There'll be other Alans.
313
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,548
Yeah, right.
314
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,973
- Are you guys gonna be okay?
- Hey, hey. We'll be fine.
315
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,809
We're just gonna need a little time.
316
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,312
I understand.
317
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:21,989
- I'm really sorry.
- Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry too.
318
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,784
But I gotta tell you,
I'm a little relieved.
319
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,869
- Relieved?
- Yeah, well...
320
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,413
I mean, I had a great time with you.
321
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,832
I just can't stand your friends.
322
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:42,384
Remember when we went
to central park and rented boats?
323
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,180
That was fun.
324
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:50,267
Yeah. He could row like a viking.
325
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,107
Hi. Group: Hi.
326
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,945
So how'd it go?
327
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,949
- You know.
- Did he mention us?
328
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:12,957
He says he's really gonna
miss you guys.
329
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:20,870
Ross: You had a rough day, huh?
330
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,843
- Oh, you have no idea.
- Ross: Come here.
331
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,765
- That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
- Group: No, no, no.
332
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,225
I don't care. I don't care.
333
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:34,562
Game's over. I'm weak. I've gotta smoke.
I've gotta have the smoke.
334
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,356
If you never smoke again,
I'll give you $7000.
335
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,025
Yeah, all right.
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