Original subtitles

What's Paris without lights?

Anya: Where did you get those?

Ah, my mom won't need these till Chaand Raat.

They're perfect! (Giggles)

So you ready for our enchanted evening?

Yeah! The limo will pick you up at 7:00

after my "official" date.

Farrah and I pick up Danny, Chantay,

and her "unofficial" date, Peter.

I'm sorry it has to be so complicated.

It's okay, it's just more time

to make myself beautiful for you.

-You're always beautiful. -(Chuckles softly)

As long as we're together at the end of the evening,

nothing else matters.

About that-

I still want to,

but with Farrah and her family at my place,

we can't break curfew.

I'm sorry.

That's okay.

Can you help me string these over the Arc de Triomphe?

Sure.

-Okay. -You're okay?

Yeah, I mean, what's the rush, right?

♪♪

♪♪

(Sighs heavily)

♪♪

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

♪ I know I can make it through ♪

♪ If I hold out ♪

♪ I know I can make it through ♪

♪ Ooooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh ♪

♪ Be the best ♪

♪ The best that I can be ♪

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

♪ I know I can make it ♪

♪ I can make it ♪

♪ I can make it through ♪

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

♪ I know I can make it through ♪

♪♪

I can't believe we're here on a Saturday.

(Scoffs) Okay, niner class reps,

Gym decorating this aft and punch duty tonight.

What do you mean tonight?

At the spring formal?.

You and Dave will work the drinks table.

In front of everyone?

Not everyone, just all of grade 11 and 12.

Dress nice.

As for the skip-a-thon,

pledge sheets are available online.

The minimum total for each...

What's wrong with you? Pet die?

This isn't exactly how I pictured going to formal.

You pictured going to formal?

(Sighs) It was supposed to be

one of the potential benefits of dating up.

Didn't that Johnny guy turn out to be a sleazebag?

Yeah, and he's gonna be there tonight,

and now I'm staff.

It's super embarrassing.

Maybe I can call in sick.

(Scoffs)

(Sighs heavily)

Will you be accessorizing for the formal?

What's the point? Sav's already got

his gorgeous, parent-approved accessory.

You said yourself

he's only taking Farrah so he can go with you.

(Sighs) No matter what,

Sav and I are always going to be a struggle.

Look, parents just want their kids to be happy, right?

What if he's happier with... Farrah?

You love him, right?

He's worth fighting for?

Then, honey, what does Farrah have that you don't?

Other than his family's approval?

(Sighs) Nothing.

Then go to the formal and prove it.

(Sighs nervously)

♪ Boys and girls are all fired up ♪

♪ Boys and girls are all fired up ♪

Va-va-va-voom.

You like it?

Peter: Hey.

-You look nice. -Let's go.

(Shutter clicks)

♪ Boys and girls are all fired up ♪

Work it.

♪ Whole world's shaking, baby ♪

♪ Baby, I'm a rock idol ♪

You guys look so cute. Awww.

That's awesome. -(Giggles)

Okay, Sav, now a few photos

for the Bhandari/Hassan families?

Yeah, I guess I should take some pictures

with my "so-called" date. -Mm-hmm.

Oh, our first photo together.

(Affecting an accent) What will our children think?

(Clears throat)

Kidding.

(Anya and Farrah laugh uncomfortably)

Oh. Anya, could you, uh...

Uh, you'd better get out of the picture.

(Laughs uncomfortably)

Say "ghee."

Sav and Farrah: Ghee. (Laughing)

Great.

the limo's waiting.

Oh. Hold on.

I just wanna get a few shots of Sav

for my cousins back in India. -Sav: Okay.

Dave: You know what?

Our drinks table needs a signature cocktail.

We'll call it the bhandurner.

Bhandari plus- -Turner. I get it.

Right. Okay, so, ginger ale,

um, cranberry, lime.

You are so dork-tastic.

Nice work, minor niners.

-Does she have to call us that? -Hey, while I got you,

you wanna pledge for the plan Canada skip-a-thon?

Alli and I are in it.

Um, it's a fundraiser for girls' education

in tough places.

Cool.

Put me down for $100.

Right on. Thanks.

The skip-a-thon?

Did you have to tell Declan of all people?

See, this is why I don't like you.

How can you not like me?

'Cause you're too cool for school.

All right? You're kind of a snob.

How am I a snob just because I don't wanna skip rope?

Why don't you wanna?

Seriously, get over yourself.

(Gasps)

♪ Hey hey-oh ♪

♪ When you're an army of one ♪

♪ Hey hey-oh ♪

♪ When you're an army of one ♪

♪ You're ahead of the game ♪

♪ Always second to none ♪

♪ And never one in the same ♪

(Fabric ripping)

♪ You can be a radical ♪

-Farrah, your dress. -Farrah: You know what?

Wait. (Laughing)

You know? I like it better this way.

Okay, sure.

♪ Hold your head high ♪

♪ Hey hey ♪

♪ You're an individual ♪

♪ Hey hey ♪

♪ You can be invincible ♪

♪ Hey hey ♪

♪ Steppin' to the beat of your drum ♪

♪ When you're an army of one ♪

♪ Hey hey ♪

♪ You're an individual ♪

♪ Hey hey ♪

♪ You can be invincible ♪

Hello, future Mrs. Bhandari.

I mean, hypothetically.

(Scoffs) Please.

It's just as likely I'll marry you.

What's your name?

Uh, the natives call him "puts-foot-in-mouth."

(Everyone laughs)

I was joking.

Sav's lucky to have Anya. She's such a hottie.

Farrah: Mr. Foot-in-mouth is right.

You look amazing.

Frankly, I don't think Sav deserves either one of us.

He's, uh, not exactly the most suave.

(Anya and Farrah laugh)

♪♪

Two cokes, one punch,

two virgin crantinis, shaken, not stirred.

Johnny, hey.

What do you want?

Man, the service here is terrible.

Bruce: (Snickering) Awful.

Two cokes, and don't spit in them.

Have you tried the bhandurner?

Alli Bhandari, Dave Turner-

it's our house specialty.

100% spit-free.

A nickel for your trouble.

Buy your niner friend some candy.

(Snickering)

♪♪

Too snobby for you?

Anya: Hey. Having fun?

It's a little weird, but Sav's friends are cool.

Could be worse.

(Sighs) Look, Farrah,

thanks for going along with this whole

"pretending to be Sav's date" thing.

I won't have to pretend for long.

What do you mean?

Seems to me you're the one who's pretending.

We both know how this is gonna work out.

I'm not sure we do.

Let me paint you a picture. I like Sav.

Our families want us to be together.

Right now, he's just being a good guy,

keeping you happy.

But someday soon, you'll be history.

(Scoffs) But Sav wants to be with me.

He has plenty of time to change his mind.

What makes you so sure?

(Laughs) I just am.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

Enjoy the dance.

Sav: Come on, Holly J.

Can't you just do me this one favor?

Uh, but what about the sanctity of the vote?

Rigging it would be dishonest, deceitful...

Deliciously schemey.

I can't believe you're not supporting this.

♪♪

♪ Look around, look around ♪

♪ Do you like what you see ♪

♪ Or is your world a little wasted ♪

Wow.

What was that for?

Come on. It's time.

For what?

♪♪

Oh.

(Giggles)

Um, now? But where?

This way.

♪ Everybody say hey yeah ♪

♪ We're gonna raise a little hell now ♪

♪ Hell now ♪

♪ Hey yeah ♪

♪ We're gonna raise a little hell now ♪

♪ Hell now ♪

♪ Ready or not ♪

♪ Baby here we come ♪

♪ Gonna go all night till the morning sun ♪

♪ Everybody say hey yeah ♪

Hey, Farrah, how about a dance with your date?

♪ Hell now ♪

Okay. Maybe not.

♪ Feel the vibe taking over the street ♪

♪ There's a new intoxication ♪

Wait, wait, wait.

I mean, with Farrah here,

I never thought this would happen.

I didn't bring any protection.

I've taken care of it. It's...

What? Like, like, the pill?

Come here, you.

♪ Everybody say hey yeah ♪

♪ We're gonna raise a little hell now ♪

♪ Hell now ♪

♪ Hey yeah ♪

♪ Gonna raise a little hell now, hell now ♪

(Crowd talking and laughing)

♪ You can't explain ♪

♪ Why it all seems so strange ♪

♪ You are rockin' this place ♪

♪ That you just can't escape ♪

♪ You know who they are ♪

♪ But you don't know their names ♪

♪ And it's driving you insane ♪

Check it. The bhandurner slide.

(Making beat noises)

Oh, my God, never do that again.

All right, check it, all right? In a few years,

we'll be here at formal for real.

Do you know how long that sounds?

-What's the rush? -Dave, I don't know about you,

but some people want to grow up. -Yeah? Meanwhile,

all the fun in your life's passing you by.

Have another bhandurner.

It's actually a good drink.

I've been thinking. It's not just a drink, all right?

It's a state of mind, it's a dance move.

-A club. -Hell yeah. Bhandurner's a club.

(Giggles) Now show me that dance move.

-Your turn. -Me?

Mm.

Hey... (Dissolves into giggles)

♪♪

Chantay: There you are.

I was beginning to think that we'd lost you for good.

Anya: Oh.

We took a walk. -Phone call.

(Taps on mic)

Holly J: Hey, Degrassi.

It's time to announce your spring formal royalty.

(Cheering and applauding)

What a surprise.

Your "Springtime in Paris" king and queen are

Sav Bhandari and Anya MacPherson.

Students: Awww.

(Cheering and applauding)

♪♪

Holly J: And now, I'd like to invite

the king and queen to the floor for their royal dance.

♪ All these stars around ♪

♪ Let them shine on down ♪

♪ Shine all over you ♪

♪ The future isn't planned ♪

♪ Now I understand ♪

♪ What you're going through ♪

♪♪

♪ But have no fear ♪

♪ I am here ♪

Time to go.

Our ridiculously early curfew is up.

♪ And I... ♪

I'm sorry, babe.

No, it's okay, we can dance any time.

Thanks, you're the best.

♪ I promised ♪

♪ To catch you if you fall again ♪

♪ And I'll save you ♪

♪ Always ♪

♪♪

(Cellphone beeping)

(Phone beeps off)

(Sighs) Well, that's just great.

(Decorations rustle violently)

Texting and tidying, a lethal combination.

Sorry. Sav's supposed to meet me here.

We'll be okay.

The niners got most of the trash last night.

-It's not the point. -What's going on?

I did something very stupid last night.

Other than the Macarena?

I had sex with Sav in the limo.

It's cliche, but...

not the end of the world.

(Sighs)

We didn't use protection.

What?!

Anya, there's a condom machine in the bathroom.

What if I'm pregnant?

Hon...you have options.

The morning after pill? -Right,

because instead of spending the morning after with me,

he's at a "family brunch" with his future wife.

Sounds like you two have a big talk coming.

Oh, sure, I'll just go waltz right over to his house.

You know, his parents don't even know we're still together?

If Sav is grown up enough to have sex,

he's grown up enough to tell his parents he has a girlfriend.

(Sighs heavily)

(Knocking on door)

Hi.

Hey, I know I shouldn't be here, but I need to talk

to your brother? -Uh, he went with my dad

to take the Hassans to the airport, but, uh, call him.

I need to talk to him face to face.

You guys are so intense.

It's like high school drama 24/7.

You have no idea what you're talking about, Alli.

Is this about the whole Farrah thing?

Mrs. Bhandari: Alli, who's at the door?

Uh, no one, Mom. I'll be right there.

Look, I gotta go, but I'll tell Sav to call you.

(Cellphone beeping)

(Sighs)

(Bell rings)

Chantay: And one last question

for our king and queen,

where do you lovebirds see yourselves in five years?

I dunno, rock star?

Chantay: With Anya, queen of the groupies?

-(Giggles) -Sure, why not?

I might even buy her a crown with all my cash.

-And a castle? -Sky's the limit, baby.

With little princes and princesses running around?

(Scoffs) Yeah, right.

I thought this was supposed to be a fun fantasy.

We better get to class.

(Camera beeps off)

Would it really be the worst thing?

-What? -You know, a kid?

Uh, yeah, it would.

Why are you so obsessed with kids all of a sudden?

We might have a problem.

Anya. Anya, you said you were on the pill.

Yeah, not so much.

You lied.

Why would you do that?

(Sighs) It was a mistake.

I wasn't- I wasn't thinking.

-Oh, my God. -How else am I

supposed to keep you away from Farrah?!

What are we gonna do?

I don't know.

And the little piggy went "wee, wee, wee,

I'm a Russian dictator."

Dave: Four legs good, two legs better.

(Alli giggles)

Johnny: Way to pick up on the political subtext.

Thought you were smarter than that.

And, uh, how does your opinion count?

-You got a problem, little man? -Alli: Johnny, stop it.

Stop what? Your little niner boyfriend got in my face.

Alli: He's not my boyfriend.

We're in a- We're in a club.

(Laughing)

A club?

What, do you collect comic books?

Do you have a tree fort? (Bruce laughs meanly)

Johnny: I know I'm not one to talk,

but I never thought you were this lame.

Anyways, so I was thinking a secret handshake-

No. I'm sorry, I tried, but the drink, the dance,

and now the handshake? Johnny's right.

You're turning me into a lame-o!

Sorry I cramped your style.

♪♪

♪♪

(Bag rustles)

This is not the pill I had in mind in the limo.

I know.

Maybe we don't need it.

It wasn't the worst time in my cycle...

Sav: Cycle, shmycle.

This pill only works up to 72 hours after sex.

You'd better- -It can make me barf for days.

You know what barfs for months?

A baby.

You're mad, I get it.

But I'm the one that has to go through this.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I'll keep an eye on you.

Can I come back to your place?

Maybe watch some movies on the Blu-ray?

You know that you can't.

(Sighs) So, you can sleep with me,

but you still can't tell your parents about me.

I will eventually.

Eventually or never?

I don't know.

Just- Here.

Don't turn both our lives upside down.

(Relieved sigh)

(Students yell encouragement)

♪♪

♪♪

Does this mean you're back in the club?

(Sighs)

Um, maybe we can just be friends instead?

(Laughs) All right. No club. Got it.

Let's see whatcha got.

(Both laughing)

♪♪

(Bell rings)

♪♪

How are you feeling?

I'm okay.

Bit gross, but I'm okay.

I'm sorry, Sav.

For everything.

Yeah, me too.

Do you wanna have lunch and talk?

I don't really feel like talking.

Would you rather talk to Farrah?

Sav: (Sighs)

Right now, I'm not sure I wanna talk to anyone.

(Sniffs)

Sav, are you breaking up with me?

♪♪

I can't trust you anymore, Anya.

I'm sorry.

(Crying)

All eyes were on Sav Bhandari and Anya MacPherson

at spring formal.

Degrassi blogger Chantay

caught up with the king and queen yesterday.

Chantay: Where do you lovebirds

see yourselves in five years?

Sav: I dunno, a rock star?

Chantay: With Anya, queen of the groupies?

Sure, why not?

I might even buy her a crown with all my rock-star cash.

And a castle?

Sky's the limit, baby.

(Heartbroken sigh)

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

♪ I know I can make it through ♪

♪ If I hold out ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ I know I can make it through ♪

♪ I know I ♪

♪ I know I can make it through ♪