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I've been swimming practically since I was born,

so I thought, "Why not turn it into a job?"

Well, it's a great way to stay in shape in the summer.

Lounging by the pool?

Before life-guarding, I sat on the bench.

The next year, I set the city rushing record.

That was you?

All right, come on guys. Bring it in!

Bring it in. Come on.

First you check for a response.

If there's no response, you call 9-1-1.

Next, you tilt the head and you listen for breathing.

If there's none, pinch the nose and cover the mouth.

(Exhales)

Whoa!

(Laughter)

Riley, is everything okay in there?

Everything's just fine.

"Fine?" or "firm?"

(Students laughing)

Guys, can we get back to this?

Okay, I just need one more sec.

I was thinking Tecumseh Pool,

but the beach would be cool, too.

Yeah, man. Scope the chicks in bikinis and get paid?

You can have the bikini chicks.

I already have my perfect girlfriend.

Well, want to be the perfect boyfriend?

I forgot my lunch.

You'll have to tell me what's edible in the caf.

Well, you know me, human garbage disposal.

I'll eat anything.

Well, you are a growing boy.

He sure was "growing" in lifeguard class.

(Laughing) You shoulda seen it

Sam's giving mouth-to-mouth-

I told you.

I was thinking about my girlfriend.

So, are you two, you know, sexually active?

-Hey, knock it off. -Actually, we're waiting,

because, unlike you, Riley's a gentleman.

Come on. I'll walk you to class.

Anya, it's Studz first unplugged set at The Dot.

Sav, you know I can't do Mondays.

Could you skip your stupid self-defense classes once?

No. And it's not stupid.

Whatever.

(Bell rings)

You're not coming?

Now I have to sit through those same songs

for the hundredth time, alone!

Why do you think I need a break?

Can I come to your self-defense class?

You wouldn't like it.

Sculpture... the art of taking away all of the excess

until only the masterpiece remains.

Sixty-three point five kilos.

What were you?

Eighty.

Close enough. You're the last two.

You're going down, pal!

Right. Just try not to kill me, please.

Only reason I won't?

I gotta ask you a girl question.

What happened, Fiona realized she's out of your league?

Hilarious.

No, I just need to convince her to sleep with me.

Well, you guys have been dating her a while.

I guess you've got those confused thoughts

out of your system?

I just had to find the right girl.

Only thing is, she wants to wait.

Ah. Well, if she wants to wait, you're waiting.

You can't just convince her.

So, you're saying do nothing? Great advice, man.

(Sighs)

(Whistle blows)

(Crowd cheers)

(Whistle blows)

Three baskets, a whole quarter of floor time,

and a cute girlfriend cheering you on in the stands?

Yeah. I'm a superstar.

Yeah. My time will come soon.

Meanwhile, I'll get comfortable on the bench.

-Dave, you're going in. What? What me?

Okay... any last-minute tips?

Yeah. Let the game come to you.

(Whistle blows)

I'd kill to be a dummy like that.

You're almost there.

Hey, guys,

who do you guys think is the hottest girl in the class?

Oh! Katie!

I thought you only had eyes for Fiona.

Chantay, man.

That girl is fine! And way outta my league.

(Laughs)

Hey, Sam?!

Chantay or Katie? Who's hotter?

Um... it's not really my place to say.

Ah, come on.

You have to have an opinion. Girls in swimsuits?

Yeah, not for me.

-Why, because they're students? -Riley, forget it.

No, no. It's okay, Blue.

Riley, I'm gay.

(Laughs)

He's missing out.

As if you'd know, Mr. "We're Waiting."

If Fiona was mine, I'd turn down the lights,

rock some slow grooves...

What cheesy movie gave you that idea?

(Whistle blows)

(Whispering) Let the game come to you...

Let the game come to you...

Don't come to me. Don't come to me!

Don't come to me! Don't come to me!

Don't come to me!

Three seconds! Shoot!

(Buzzer sounds)

(Whistle blows)

K.C. Did you see that?!

(Grunts)

Hah! Ahh!

Whoo! Aah!

Lightning bolt!

Come on!

Zzzz-zzzzz-zzzzz.

(Laughs)

Excellent work, Princess Carella!

Thank you!

I've been waiting to use that enchantment.

Well, your improvement is noted.

Thanks.

It's weird. I'm-I'm playing a role,

but I feel like I can be myself.

Yeah. It shows.

There's a, a confidence about you

that I don't see at school.

Well, I'm more important here than in real life.

Oh, no. No, that's not true.

No, it is.

Queen Adamantia, we return with grave news.

The Knights of Taha, with their growing ranks,

will attack us and the Dreadamort realm

at next weekend's battle.

If they conquer Borogard, they'll strip you of your title.

And yours.

We must think of something before it's too late.

Uh, it won't escape me, my queen.

Good. As you were.

Turner fades back. Jump shoots. Swish!

The crowd goes wild!

LeBron, Kobe... Dave.

It's got a nice ring to it.

Yeah. All I need now

is a hot number like Jenna on my arm.

Think she's into you?

Dude, she is not not into me, all right?

She smiles a lot. She's friends with Clare.

We could double-date.

Want me to put in a good word?

Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. Actually, no-no-no-no-no!

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Unh-unh.

That's chicken-style.

I've gotta ask her out on my own.

Just gotta figure out how.

(Insects chirping)

Football, baseball, swimming.

You have trophies for everything.

I don't really like losing.

What are all these for?

Those are for kissing.

Oh. Didn't know you were in training for that.

Riley!

Riley! This isn't like you!

What do you mean? Sure it is.

What are you doing?!

I don't know. I just want you so bad.

Okay, you've barely touched me since we met,

and now you're acting like this horny gorilla?

You're my girlfriend.

We're supposed to make out, okay?

Not okay.

I thought we both didn't want the physical stuff.

Why would you think that?

Well, you've never shown much interest until now.

Fiona, if you're listening to those rumors-

It's not just that.

It's how you parade me around at school.

It's like you have something to prove.

I thought you liked me!

I do. We can keep dating

while you figure this stuff out.

But if I thought you were straight,

we wouldn't be doing this.

Get out.

Riley, don't be like this.

Just go!

So, Riley, how X-rated was it last night?

I want details, man.

Come on, man. Don't be so crass.

So, did you "make love" last night?

Shut up. Actually? No.

Still waiting?

Still waiting for her to stop being so uptight.

She's a total ice queen.

Ooh.

Wouldn't give you the time, huh?

No, Holden. I gotta break it off.

I need some action, you know?

Hey, Degrassi guys.

Um, I'm doing an aquatic leadership promo

at your school fair. You guys going?

-Yeah, bro. -Probably.

Good. So, Riley?

You up for a little friendly competition?

Maybe some skee-ball?

-Yeah, I don't know. -All right, man.

You gotta go, man.

You know who goes to the fair? Hot single girls.

Yeah. And somebody's got to win 'em all those carnival prizes.

Okay, so I dump Fiona at noon, win a stuffed bear at00,

get a new girl's digits at01.

I could do that.

Nice, man.

Mrs. Van Beijeren's early still lifes

were often of dead fish being prepped for cooking.

Now, personally... (Bell rings)

...I have a week spot for time.

Don't forget.

For tomorrow I want still lifes that express the real you.

What is your inanimate object? Okay, thank you.

Hey, Jenna.

I was wondering if I could ask you something.

Yeah, sure.

Uh... There comes a time in- in a man's life when he...

never mind.

Did you catch what Dawes said?

Um... a still life of the real you?

Whatever that means.

Yeah. I was thinking of painting a basketball

or maybe a bench.

As if! You won the game!

Hey, wait! There's... something else.

Are you gonna check out the clubs fair after school?

Uh, we get out early. Thought I'd split.

But I was wondering if maybe you would

want to go with... me?

I mean, and Clare and K.C.

They're going? Cool.

I'll meet you after school.

Whoo!

Totally missed you last night.

I was drowning in "Janie and the Studz"... unplugged.

That bad, huh? Sorry I skipped out.

Did Sav even notice I wasn't there?

Hey, he was in a mood.

Next time, can I please go to self-defense?

Only thing you guys'll need self-defense for

is to fight off our band's groupies!

Now who's living in a fantasy world?

What do you mean "now"?

And what's going on with you these days?

(Students chatter in background)

It's like we're their girlfriends,

but they're married to the band.

Leia, you are a genius!

Why? What's that?

Okay, just tell me one thing. Do you have a long dress?

Announcement over P.A.: Attention, Degrassi.

It's pizza day in the caf! $2 gets you two slices.

Hey, dude. I need some more advice.

How do I break up with a girl?

Uh, just yesterday, you wanted to sleep with her.

Yeah, it didn't work out.

Anyway, I don't know what to say. Any ideas?

Man, you can't just break up with a girl

'cause she won't sleep with you.

Wasn't that the whole point?

Really? Dude, really, take it from a guy

who routinely loses girlfriends to other continents.

That is not the whole point.

Hey.

So, wanna hit up the carnival?

I'm sure you wouldn't want

an "ice queen" dragging you down.

I... it was just locker-room talk.

-About how I wouldn't put out? -Well, it's sorta true.

(Sighs)

Fiona, wait!

Just come hang out with me. It'll be fun.

Look, maybe I don't really know who you are,

but when it comes to being some version

of your girlfriend, I'm not playing anymore.

(Bell clangs)

Wow. My old school woulda just held a bake sale.

I told you. Degrassi does it right.

Thanks for convincing me to come.

Um, you can finish this.

I need to run to the girls' room.

Clare?

Oh, yeah. My drink was massive.

Don't worry. We will wait right here.

Oh, man! Can you believe how well this is going?

Seems to be going okay.

Okay?! Dude, look at your plate.

You got two forks. Now look at mine.

One fork!

We're sharing cutlery on the first date.

Yeah, I guess that's a thing.

Guess nothing. Dude, it is so on.

Okay, now what's my next move?

Same as basketball, man.

Right. Right. Right. Right. Let the game come to me.

Let the game come to me.

(Bell rings)

Hey, QB?

Take a shot!

Oh, come on. Let's see that arm!

Hey, Fitz!

I got four tickets left. Wanna try the ring toss?

Nah. We're gonna get my new friend here

some cotton candy.

All right, cool. You seen Blue?

This is my number.

I'll give you the sketch if you call me.

Or we could just hang out now.

So, big exam tomorrow. Do you wanna go over

proper first-aid spineboard placement?

No, man. I'm here to have fun.

Oh. Yeah, me too.

But it seems like everybody's paired up but us.

I guess we're the lone wolves, right?

I'm a lone nothing, dude.

I'm still on the prowl, you know?

All right. Prowl away, big guy.

Hey, Chantay!

Hey, Riley. You tried the sno-cones?

Maybe after I win you a bear.

Really? Awesome!

(Bell rings)

-So, this is called "larfing"? -Larping.

Aahhh!

Live-action role playing. It's like a video game but real,

except for the swords.

Um... if Danny and Sav saw this, they'd laugh their heads off.

Why do you think I haven't told anyone?

Ms. Dawes from school is here?

She's Queen Adamantia...

Oh, and call me Princess Carella.

Ah! Fair daughter, greetings.

Hast thou found a solution to our problem?

I have, my queen!

Permission to address the guilds?

Granted. Borogard! Gather!

An oracle has come to me with a solution.

I will contact Dreadamort

and propose to marry their crown prince.

And together, we can defeat the knights.

That alliance will make you...

Empress of Dreadamort.

I know, right.

Empress?

Worth missing our boyfriends' unplugged show for?

-Nice free throw, Shaq. -Ha! Think you can do better?

The trick?

Go up close, use backspin,

try to hit the top lip, and... bam!

You've got yourself a Teddy bear.

Grrr!

Grrr! Thanks, Riley.

No one has ever won me a stuffed animal before.

Do you like roller coasters?

I, uh... love them.

Cool. Maybe we could go to Wonderland sometime?

-You name it, and I'm there. -Cool!

Whoa, whoa! What are you doing?

Don't you have a girlfriend?

We broke up, and I thought uh-

Us? We're just barely friends, dude!

But you just said that-

What? That I want to get with a guy

who jumps from girl to girl in an afternoon!

Okay! Just keep it down, all right?

Keep what down?

Just because I don't like being jumped

in the Degrassi paring lot?

Chantay? Are you all right?

Yeah, it's just Riley here, practicing his mouth-to-mouth.

Oh!

Better luck next time, huh?

And we are under way!

Let's go! Number 4's got the early lead!

Number 4's about to strike! Come on, ladies and gentlemen!

Number 3 is taki-

Oh! Number 3's coming up from behind!

Oh, where's number 1? Number 1's- let's go!

Number 3 still leads towards stadium!

Yes! Four's the winner!

Here you go.

Hey, any way I could buy one of those?

I'll make a handsome donation.

I got... three bucks?

We're shutting down.

(Groans) But I need one.

Sorry.

Let's try the basket toss.

You're bound to win something there, Mr. Three-pointer!

One way or another,

I'm gonna get a prize for my girlfriend.

Um... girlfriend?

(Telephone rings in distance)

Hey, man, harsh scene out there with Chantay.

You got your signals crossed, I guess.

It's none of your business.

Look, I know it's tough dating in high school.

Everybody sees everything.

What do you care, dude?

I... I just want you to know that it's gonna be okay.

You remind me of me.

What? Gay?!

No. Why? Are you?

Hey, Sam! Wait!

I'm sorry!