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Carmen Lennon?

Her prêt-à-porter line arrives at H&M today-

our one chance to get couture clothes at hobo prices!

We have to reschedule.

Anya and Sav had a massive blowout.

Then it must be Thursday. Your relationship has stagnated,

so you find minutiae to fight over.

Holly J.!

Holly J.: Good news is, it's only a matter of time

before Sav shows up with some unoriginal,

spontaneous gesture.

(Guitar playing)

♪ I love to watch you cheer ♪

♪ It's been that way for a half a year ♪

♪ It's like we belong... ♪

Aw! Cute!

Sav: ♪ You're my one ♪

♪ My only... Anya ♪

(Applause)

Marvy, magical, love conquers all.

Now, can we please conquer the mall?

Let's go for ice cream!

What about the sale? I...

I've been saving up for our girl-shop for weeks.

Anya: You can tag along.

Though it is two-for-one cones so...

Forget it.

I'll fight off fashionistas by myself.

♪♪

♪♪

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

♪ I know I can make it through ♪

♪ If I hold out ♪

♪ I know I can make it through ♪

♪ Ooooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh ♪

♪ Be the best ♪

♪ The best that I can be ♪

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

♪ I know I can make it ♪

♪ I can make it ♪

♪ I can make it through ♪

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

♪ I know I can make it through ♪

♪♪

I'm looking for business ideas with real-world application.

You can partner up or fly solo. Okay?

Holly's not the partner type. There's no "I" in team.

There is in "bite me"!

Burn! Up top.

What? What, spinach omelet in my teeth?

Do you wanna work together on this?

Like, you-and-me together?

We're the only girls in the class.

We could show these doofs how it's done.

And we're the smartest people here.

I mean, we can ace this project.

Relax. Relax. You had me at "doofs."

So, after-school brainstorm at The Dot?

Lattes on me.

Well, I work there, so...

I mean, sure!

Announcement over P.A.: Attention, Degrassi.

All late students must remember to sign in...

Hey! Janie and the Studs, bro!

That was a great jam yesterday!

Thanks...?

Dave.

Cool. Uh, welcome to Degrassi.

A whole semester and still no one knows who I am.

Starts with a "D," right?

Ha! Very funny. Help your cousin out.

Post some dazzling item about me on the Anti-Grapevine.

No deal.

You may rule our family reunions with your Kanye impressions...

Uh-huh, which rule.

But my blog is strictly reserved

for the "who's who" of Degrassi, not the "Who's that?"

Okay, so can't you anoint me

king of minor niners or something?

Nice try.

Call me when you do something blog-worthy.

(Bell rings)

♪♪

Declan! What's up?

So, I was thinking...

why don't we have a highly inappropriate

lunchtime rendezvous?

Easy there.

We don't do this at school, remember?

You and your rules.

Not at school, not in front of your boyfriend.

You don't have to bring up Spinner

every time, you know?

Come on. Isn't that what makes it fun?

Okay.

I'll be the perfect gentleman.

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♪♪

-Hey. -Hey.

Do you wanna saunter over together?

Sure.

Anya: Holly J.

Hi.

Sav ditched me to watch a soccer game.

You wanna hang out while I wait for him to call?

Or you could go find your own "soccer game."

Don't you have any non-Sav interests?

Um... do you mind? Like...

Anya, Jane's right. You need to get a life,

one that doesn't involve waiting around

for your boyfriend to call.

Some friend you are.

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

(Horn honks)

Okay, so... what do people like?

Clothes.

Um, music, blogs, tattoos.

Coffee! Peeps love them some coffee.

And it's so hard to come by. (Baby fusses)

Ugh. Toddler yoga just let out.

Talk about your bad karma.

Barista! I'll tip you five bucks to watch Dakota

while mommy tinkles.

FYI? I bite back.

Here.

Hey!

Hi. Do you know Itsy-bitsy Spider?

♪ The itsy-bitsy spider went up the waterspout ♪

Hey, you're really good at that.

You know, if we're talking market demand?

Moms pay big bucks for childcare.

Come.

Look at all the ads for sitters.

Yeah. The only problem is I hate kids.

Okay, so diaper changing and kindness aren't your forte,

but you're great at bossing around teenage girls.

We could be the... facilitators.

What, like, babysitting pimps?

Agents, Jane. Babysitting agents.

Yummy mommies are the market,

and we supply them with what they need.

Dude, never mind the business project.

We could actually make a killing.

(Baby babbles)

(Laughs)

♪ So, just put on the records you used to love ♪

♪ Oh, you gotta get on up, you gotta get lifted ♪

♪ Oh, you gotta get lifted ♪

♪ Said you've gotta turn... ♪

So, we have a hole bunch of sitters who are punctual...

Yes, and very affordable and great with kids...

Holly J.: Responsible, completely first-aid-certified.

And, you know, we're willing to work weekends

and holidays.

Jane: All right, potential babysitters,

our agency would arrange all the jobs for you.

We guarantee good pay, all for a mere 10% cut!

Twenty percent. Thirty on holidays.

Yeah.

♪ ...get lifted ♪

♪ Oh, na-na-na, you got to lift it ♪

♪ Oh, come on now, you gotta love what you do ♪

♪ But do what you love and you gotta get up ♪

(Horns honking)

(Honking continues)

(Honking continues)

No, Leia, you can't bring Danny to babysitting.

That's really unprofessional!

God forbid they spend two minutes apart.

It's like as soon as a girl gets a boyfriend,

she powers down her brain.

-(Laughs) -Except you, of course.

Oh, Spinner knows that I need "me" time.

Huh. A gal pal with no boy drama.

That's... That's pretty refreshing, Jane.

(Cellphone rings)

What now, Leia? -Stop.

-Seriously. -No, no no, brake, brake!

-Oh! -The other brake.

Jane. You okay?

Better than your back bumper.

I am so sorry. Your poor car.

Government's car.

Diplomatic plates, diplomatic immunity.

I could drive in reverse, no one would bat an eye.

You're sure? Should we exchange insurance?

Are you trying to get my number?

It's pretty sneaky.

Don't worry about it.

(Engine starts)

♪♪

Hey.

I've come up with some juicy gossip about me

that your readers are gonna love.

-Chantay, who is this? -My cousin, nobody.

Formerly known as nobody!

Dave, trust me. You're lame and I'm the expert.

The expert on lame? Hey, no argument here!

Okay, how lame is this?

Check this out.

(Laughing)

Cool, huh?

Bruce: Oh... oops!

Wiener boy peed himself!

The guy who takes down Bruce is gonna get a medal.

For real.

Guy like that'd be a hero.

A portable bath is ideal-

no faucets for the baby to bump against.

And when dealing with an infant, always use a clean, wet cloth,

no soap.

Um... your baby's drowning.

Isn't Declan on the swim team?

What? I really wouldn't know.

He was so cool about the car.

Yeah, I guess.

Hey, you were kind of in shock. Are you feeling okay?

Why haven't I talked to him before?

What's his deal?

What's your deal, chatty Cathy?

It almost sounds like you like him.

No.

Well, maybe a little.

I can't believe I just told you that.

-Me neither. -Next stop, Declan and I

double-date with you and Spinner.

(Chuckles nervously)

Hi. Um...

I promised my mom I'd go see Sound of Music this evening,

so I kinda have to bail on that Everhart gig.

Unacceptable, Alli!

How am I supposed to find a sitter?

Hey, um... I'll cover. It's the least I can do.

♪♪

♪ But it's all right, it's okay ♪

♪ I got the time, but the time don't pay ♪

♪ It's all right, it's okay ♪

♪ I got the time, but the time don't pay ♪

♪ It's all right, it's okay ♪

♪ I got the time, but the time don't pay ♪

♪ It's all right, it's okay... ♪

♪♪

♪ Flip flop, don't stop ♪

♪ I've got the wit that my enemies lack ♪

It's time to make my mark, Bruce.

♪ So, let me be ♪

♪ Trick some, just begun ♪

♪ Giving you more when you only want one ♪

♪ 'Cause I know what I am... ♪

Hey!

Bruce!

Raahhh! You're a dead man, Dave!

♪ I've got the time, but the time don't pay ♪

It's-it's Darryl!

(Sizzling)

Grilled brie hoagies?

Who're you feeding tonight, the pope?

I'm surprising Jane at her babysitting job.

We can work on our proposals and girl-out.

Oh.

By the way, I... finally get it.

How to work the sandwich maker?

Your girlfriend. She's funny, smart, cool.

No wonder you're crazy about her.

Yeah, we're close,

but Jane could use a chick friend, too.

Hmm. Happy to oblige.

Now clean this mess up, will ya?

After I make one.

(Birds chirping)

(Dog barks in distance)

(Barking continues)

(Knocking)

Declan?

♪♪

♪♪

(Door closes)

♪♪

-Jane, we gotta talk. -No kidding!

I texted you, like, 50 times last night.

We are triple-booked

for babysitting this weekend, Ms. Trump!

Props!

Great. Now we need more sitters.

I already booked three interviews for lunch.

Niner girls, first-aid-certified,

desperate for cash.

Anything you want? I got it.

Yeah, no kidding. You've even got... Declan.

What?

What do you mean?

I saw you two sucking face outside the Everharts'!

I know, Jane.

(Sighs) Some partner you are.

♪♪

♪♪

Cool overcoat, guy. Got someone to flash?

Shh! I'm incognito!

♪♪

Please, sir. Sir, don't kill me!

That's Bruce's prerogative.

Back alley, after school.

♪♪

I mean, I have six nieces and nephews,

so I'm "Aunt Babysitter."

You got the gig. That's the address.

And remember, 15 minutes early is late.

Oh, my God! Thank you!

And you knew I liked him! And you have a boyfriend!

Remember Spinner?

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

So, why exactly do you only get crushes

on guys that I like?

Spinner told you about that?

Dude, he's my boyfriend!

But it's not like that stood in your way.

Alli! Alli, Wednesday?

Smith house? You owe us our commission.

Fine, but nothing happened with Spinner!

You're the one cheating on him.

You know what, "friend"?

I don't care what you think you saw.

Stay out of my business.

Clare! Twenty percent!

You know, this whole partnership was my idea.

Whoa! Our idea!

Whatever. I'm out. Going solo.

But our budget is due this afternoon!

Then I'll get an extension.

I'd rather take a "B" than deal with your B.S.

(Students chatter in distance)

That was intense.

Look, I don't want to encroach on "boyfriend" territory,

but uh... you wanna talk?

Thanks, Dex, but I got it.

Girl drama's not in your job description.

(Bell rings)

Mm, what's this?

My autographed Bosh jersey you always wanted.

Really? What's the catch?

Bruce wants me dead.

I gotta go into hiding,

change my name, transfer to Bardell.

And you know what the worst part about it is?

Is no one will even know I went to Degrassi

in the first place!

Did you really...

relieve yourself on Bruce's locker?

Well, not exactly, but I'm still dead.

Everyone's talkin' about it. We'll be praying for your soul.

(Laughs)

Want me to walk you home?

You know, if I show up for the fight,

everyone will know who I am.

So, I've received your proposals.

Yeah, Mr. K.?

I'm gonna need an extension. Change of staff.

And I'm distributing Holly J. and Jane's work,

so you can see just how high the bar has been set.

You did the whole budget?

Typed it up on my spare.

Mr. King: Great work, girls.

I think you're really onto something.

Um, the commission revenue model was all Holly J.

What are you trying to prove?

That you need a business partner,

and-and I need a friend.

Can we talk?

♪♪

♪♪

(Police siren wails)

Fifty bucks says Bruce makes him eat that hoodie.

Statistically, Dave's chances of winning are... nil.

Wow, that's a big crowd.

Hey, and for those who don't know me, I'm Dave.

And, also, when the paramedics arrive,

my health card's in my shoe.

(Students laugh)

Bruce: Hey, kid!

You ready for this?

Okay, Bruce, look. Listen. Listen, okay?

You beat me up, what does this prove, huh?

I'm a little skinny niner nobody knows.

We can break the cycle of violence... together.

I'm not gonna beat you up.

As soon as I saw you,

I knew you were a reasonable guy.

That's a water balloon.

Who said it was water?

(Students scream, groan)

It's warm.

Now we're even... Dave.

Dave, you're number one, man... for real.

♪♪

♪♪

Okay.

Declan and I, whatever we are,

it's been going on for a couple of weeks.

This is gonna kill Spinner.

Look, I love Spinner. I do.

But we're... we're settled. And-and Declan, he...

He makes me feel like more than just one of the guys.

That's pretty rich,

coming from the girl who has all the guys.

Try the girl who has no female friends,

now that you hate me.

Well, is Declan in love with you?

Are you with him?

Pick Spinner.

Declan will bounce back in minutes.

Pick Declan...

break Spinner's heart... forever.

It, uh... Lookit, um...

It's not that dramatic, Holly J.

You want friend advice? For real?

Unless you break up with your boy toy ASAP,

this doesn't end well.

I work with Spin every day, Jane.

I can only lie to him for so long.

♪♪

(Door opens, shuts)

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Danny: There he is!

You da man, Dave!

I am the man!

Dave!

Wassup?

Down low.

(Chuckles)

-Dave? -I think you mean

"The Artist Formerly Known as Who's that?"

The blog's buzzing.

I wanna do an interview: Dave vs. Goliath.

I'll see if I can pencil you in say... next week?

Ciao, cuz!

♪ But it's all right, it's okay ♪

♪ I got the time, but the time don't pay ♪

♪ It's all right, it's okay ♪

♪ I got the time, but the time don't pay ♪

Hey, J.!

Come to cook up some of your signature sammies?

(Awkward laugh)

I just want to make sure

Jane held up her end of our agreement.

Yep. It's over.

-Deal a bro a clue? -It's just girl stuff.

Hi. I need a sitter for New Year's Eve.

Are you booking yet?

Um...

Uh... Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Just, uh, shoot us an email.

Michelle: Thanks.

Are you... okay?

Um, relieved, mostly.

And... terrified that Spin'll find out someday.

Well, it won't be from me.

Thanks, Holly J... for everything.

Yeah, you owe me. Huge.

And I'm gonna be around a long time to collect.

Deal. See you in class?

♪ A random accident of fate brought me to trust ♪

♪ And now I'm on my way... ♪

♪♪

♪ Whatever it takes ♪

♪ I know I can make it through ♪

♪ If I hold out ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ I know I can make it through ♪

♪ I know I ♪

♪ I know I can make it through ♪