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So, I'm thinking...

Whoa! About time, dude!

Does Anya know?

Oh, okay, okay.

I'm a skilled moth collector,

and now that we'll be away from street lamps,

I'll get better results.

Hey, kid.

Um, my name is Connor.

Hey, Connor,

shut up.

But I was just telling him about my moth collection.

Don't make me pound you.

I get to go!

Why?

It's an educational opportunity.

And I told Dad you'd keep an eye on me.

The thing is that...

there might be different activities for different grades.

I might not be able to...

But your top priority

will be to look after your sister.

Won't it?

Yes, Father.

Good.

I thought you hated camping.

I do. Bugs, cold, wet.

So... why?

Because I'm going catch something

and it won't be bugs.

You like someone.

Who?

I'll let you know if things work out,

but Sav can't know.

Why not?

He's got a whole different set of rules than I do.

But your parents let you come on the trip.

Only because I sold everyone at family dinner

with the whole "educational value."

Family dinner? (Half laughs)

Who was there?

Ah, you know, everyone; Aunts, uncles, cousins.

So boring!

Come on, everyone's waiting.

All right, everyone,

welcome to the Degrassi ecology awareness trip.

Woo-hoo!

Now, you all have to fill out these forms

to assess your carbon footprint on the planet.

Um, where is Alli and Anya?

Uh, they'll be right back.

Hi.

I'm Alli.

What are you reading?

A book.

That's a joke, right?

That would be correct.

You ready to celebrate our six month?

That's handy.

Now we can say we went out for exactly six months.

I, I don't follow.

Your last family gathering didn't include me.

-Alli... -Didn't mean to spill the beans.

We're done.

Do they give refunds on condoms?

(School bus whirs)

(Low hum of chatter)

Dr. Make sure you read

your assignment guidelines closely.

They can be found online on the class website.

And let Mr. Silverman, your T.A.,

know if you have any trouble logging in.

Please settle down, everyone.

Take your seats.

Oh. Thanks.

Can't have the roomie going hungry.

You're the best.

Dr. Now, I want you to pick a partner

and you will work

through a personality compatibility test.

He's taken.

Dr. And then give

a non-clinical psychological report, okay?

Now, if somebody can hit the lights?

Uh, let's get started.

Environmental groups expanded their programming

and local volunteers have joined...

I'm freezing. Are you guys cold?

Shhh!

How's that?

Good. Thanks.

So grab your belongings,

set up your camp,

and then we'll start our game of survival.

Okay, now remember,

you're gonna be divided into herbivores,

omnivores, and carnivores.

And the only way you can win

is to be alive at the end of the game, all right?

(Hum of chatter)

You gonna freeze me out this whole trip?

I wanted to invite you.

But my uncle just lost his job...

(Exhales)

It didn't really seem like the best time.

I, I wrote a song for you.

I'll sing it to you, if you let me.

A song?

I love you.

I love you too.

(Laughs)

Let's never break up again, okay?

Now, there's water and food stations hidden in the woods

that you must find to fulfill your animal's needs, okay?

Now, I'll be here if you or your animal needs help.

Be right here at base camp.

So, tonight. Out in the woods,

kind of romantic, huh?

Oh, look, another water station.

Now we only have to find one more.

Six months...

That's a long time.

When people have cared for each other for that long...

There you guys are!

You're supposed to be with your friends?

Oh, come on, Sav.

You know, it's actually a fun game, Alli. Look.

You're an omnivore

and you can tag Sav and I

and get two life tags.

Um, did you mark your card with this water station?

(Exhales)

So, Em,

you know how we have that no roommate dating policy?

You can't date Kelly.

We'll be discreet!

It's not a question of discretion.

Great. You like him too.

Well... yeah.

And he's made it clear that he's interested too.

I don't know, hon,

he's been sending me some pretty strong signals.

Come on, you've got the history symposium guy

and the library vending machine guy.

Kelly is the first decent guy that I've met here.

You always go for the guys I like.

(Scoffs) Excuse me?

Uh, Craig?

Uh, we were twelve. What about Damien?

You dated Damien for five minutes.

And then you went out with Jay after me.

Uh, I don't know how to put this, but...

I don't think you actually "went out" with Jay.

Manny!

Look, this is stupid.

We agreed that no one gets Kelly.

I guess.

But aren't you curious who he'd go for?

No.

Well, our compatibility assignment

could tell us.

Well, just for fun, of course.

Oh, of course.

Wait 'til you see!

The white sheet almost looks black

because so many moths and other insects land on it.

Still boring your friends to death?

Getting some spotted moths for my spotted moth tray.

(Net tears)

Or not.

Listen, kid, I'm doing you a favour, all right?

Nobody wants to hear you talk about spotted moths anymore.

You shouldn't have done that.

Oh, I'm scared.

I'm scared.

Personally, I, uh, I hate spotted moths.

Wanna go for a walk?

Okay, let's see, um...

"I have a very relaxed personality."

From "very true" to "very untrue."

"Very true," I would say.

Seriously?

I have a very relaxed personality,

Kelly has a very relaxed personality.

You don't let me eat a waffle

if you think it'll cost us the best seats in class.

"I tend to maintain my spaces in an orderly way."

My corner, neat, Kelly's neater.

Yours looks like a thrift store threw up.

Oh! Here's a "very true" for you.

"I am a domineering person."

Me?!

Okay, um...

"I am attracted to unavailable people!"

Looks like it's a draw.

Hmm.

Hotdog?

No, I'm good.

Come on, I heard that you and Anya

were making out in the woods.

That should've given you an appetite.

My dad packed me and my sister some food.

Funny that you two are the ones getting all the action.

What?

Word is you're not the only Bhandari

who's been busy in the woods.

I gotta go.

What have you been up to?

Johnny broke Connor's net,

but we're looking for moths and other nocturnal fauna.

Have you heard your new nickname?

No.

Backwoods Bhandari.

They think you hooked up with Johnny!

That's awesome.

You want them to call you that?

Ah, it's cooler than "Sav's little sister"

or "niner geek."

You know what? You better go to your tent.

Why? I didn't do anything!

You're such a hypocrite.

I saw that pack of condoms you brought.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

And you're worried about

what people might think about me.

Go to your tent, now!

So unfair!

He's just worried about his little sister.

It's what big brothers do.

No, he's worried about our family's reputation.

Well, it's 'cause he cares about you.

Maybe, but he sounds just like my dad.

Is that so terrible?

It's hard to explain.

You'd get it if you ever met my father.

Yeah, wish I could.

Me too.

Family dinners would be

way less boring with you there.

Thanks.

So, what do you think it would take

for Sav to introduce me to your parents?

You being Muslim. (Laughs)

(Laughs)

(Fire crackles, rain patters, guitar plays)

(Plays final notes)

Dude...

You make Peter seem like an awesome songwriter.

You think she'll like it?

Sadly, yes.

(Patting against tent entrance)

Hi, Anya.

Hey, guys, why don't you come to Chantay's tent party?

It'll be awesome.

Or not.

Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary to you, too.

Can I play you my "Anya" song?

Of course.

Oh! Um, but first,

I have an anniversary present for you.

Um, it's kind of special.

Yeah?

I want to become a Muslim.

For you.

You don't... You don't like the idea?

'Course I do. It's just...

I'm surprised.

Uh, you don't have to do that for me.

Well, it's because I love you.

Um...

-Uh... -You thought we'd have sex?

I just thought it was a possibility, maybe.

But we don't have to if you don't want to.

But... what if I do?

-Really? -Yeah. (Giggles)

(Exhales)

(Scratching on tent entrance)

I think you have the wrong tent.

Nope.

So...

Where are your little friends?

They went to collect nocturnal specimens.

Yawn. (Half laughs)

Uh huh.

Thought maybe you might be doing something interesting.

But I'm not...

So maybe you should go.

I don't mind, you read your book.

I'll, I'll just hang out.

You're not gonna give up, are you?

No.

Okay.

Crazy eights?

Poker.

(Slightly taken aback) Poker.

Poker, it is.

That was my best net.

I'm gonna get that boy good.

What's that supposed to be, your poker face?

You know I'm not supposed to tell you have a killer hand.

Maybe I'm just happy to be spending time with you.

(Chuckles)

Snake! (Screams)

What was that?

Nothing. Nothing.

Well, shouldn't we check it out?

No, I'm sure it's fine. It's all good.

(Terrified screams) Watch out!

That was Alli!

But... (Exhales)

Need help?

It's a garter snake.

Totally harmless.

Yeah, man, I know.

Just thought it was a Mississauga rattler.

(Tent zipper unzips)

What were you and Johnny doing?

Playing poker.

You were alone in a tent with a boy?

(Tent zipper unzips)

Wh-what is going on?

Everyone, go back to your tents!

The tents you're supposed to be in, all right?

Go back! Now, everyone, go!

Faster! Faster! Faster!

Come on!

(Student chatter)

Kelly and I discovered we are compatible as friends

or roommates

because we are both organized

and like high levels of excitement.

But found that we would be completely incompatible as mates

because we have very different goals.

Dr. Thank you. That was excellent work.

Nelson and Santos?

Um... (Clears throat)

I'm afraid we're not ready for our presentation.

I see. And why would that be?

Well...

We got caught up in some supplementary research.

I see.

Supplementary research?

He's failed us.

Boys on the left. Girls on the right.

Sorry, I can't trust you after last night.

You are not going to tell dad.

Give me one reason not to.

We were just playing cards.

Who cares what you were doing?

You know what everyone thinks.

What about you and Anya? What were you doing?

You had your shirt off.

Well, we're not talking about me and Anya.

-We're talking about you. -I'm not an impure girl!

People are going think you are.

They'll say you're not good enough for their family.

Is that what you want?

(Sarcastic tone) Yes, right,

that's exactly what I want.

We lost a whole letter grade.

Now we have to work just as hard

and the best we can hope for is a "B."

What's that?

Is that the sound of a very relaxed personality?

Seriously, this is bad. We're here for school.

We should never have gone down the Kelly road.

What?

He's so cute, and we have to live with him.

-That's a lot of tension, right? -Manny!

What would be the harm in asking him?

For fun, of course.

Manny, no.

And if he happens to like one of us...

Then we can make a mature decision

on how to proceed.

Look, if you're uncomfortable with that,

I can just tell him I like him.

Not if I tell him first!

(Manny and Emma giggle)

Uh... (Stammers)

Guys? The sock on the door?

Oh...

-We should go. -The sock.

Yeah.

Look at this.

(Gasps)

Manny and (Laugh)

(Low hum of student chatter)

Hey, I'll call you tonight.

I wouldn't have thought you'd have anything to say

to an impure girl.

I wasn't talking about you.

Well, you could have been.

I was alone in a tent, with a boy.

Just like Alli.

It's not the same though.

Sure it is.

We wanted to be together

and now, according to your double standard,

I'm not good enough for you or your family.

Hey.

We don't get it.

The sociological psychological measures chapter?

Me neither.

No, you.

I mean...

You walk around here flirting with us

and then we find you making out with Gwyneth.

What?

Well, you're always so comforting.

And thoughtful.

Like, what's that about?

Being a good roommate.

So, you're not into either one of us like that?

We're roommates, no dating.

Wasn't that the deal?

You're not answering the question.

To be honest,

you're a little scary right now.

You're both fantastic.

And... yes, if it wasn't for the no roommate dating rule,

I would definitely be into one of you.

(Half laughs)

I'm gonna go study at the library.

I'll try to be a little less... comforting and thoughtful

when I get back.

Definitely into one of us?

Which one?

We can't go there.

Nope.

(Student chatter)

I texted her twenty times since we got back.

Nothing.

She'll be here any second saying "Oh, Sav,

"let's never break up again."

You see?

I'm sorry if I pressured you.

We can wait as long as you want.

I just wanna hang out with you.

And I never got to play you my song.

Women are equal to men.

Well, yeah.

So, if what I did was bad,

then you were just as wrong to be with me.

I, I don't think you're bad.

(Stammers) I'm sorry.

I just meant...

It's got everything you ever gave me in it.

The CDs, the Studz t-shirt,

the poem, the bracelet,

and... stickers.