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[laughter]
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‐ [laughing]
What are we laughing at?
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Is it Cyril?
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‐ That's a very limited edition
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only available
at the plantation.
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Oh!
Hey, Archer!
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‐ Barry!
[gunshots]
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[shrieks]
‐ Archer, no!
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‐ [groaning]
‐ Damn it, Archer.
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‐ Aw, my sipping tequila.
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‐ New rule:
No more office gun play.
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‐ Fine by me.
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Knives and chains
are so much more intimate.
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‐ You know you got shot, right?
‐ [scoffs]
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For your information,
this is a prior wound.
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‐ Ow.
Did I get him?
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‐ Ooh.
You sure did, bud.
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Great grouping.
Let me help you up.
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‐ No, I don't need help
from my sworn enemy
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who by the way,
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anyone else should feel free
to start shooting.
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[groans]
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‐ Up goes my buddy.
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‐ Not your buddy!
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Mother, what the hell
is happening?
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‐ Barry works for us now.
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‐ What!?
‐ Look.
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Barry is a very
valuable team member.
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He saved my life in Morocco.
‐ And then you saved me
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from that counterfeit
Moroccan rug dealer.
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‐ You shopped with him?
‐ And more!
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He's my emergency contact.
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‐ Did not know that, but I will
honor the responsibility.
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‐ Seriously?
One three year coma,
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and you're all best friends
with the man
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who killed my fiancée
and seduced her cyborg form?
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‐ Well, technically, she killed
herself trying to kill me,
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but I get
where you're coming from.
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So allow me to say I am Barry,
Barry sorry.
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‐ [laughs sarcastically]
Then allow me to say good‐bye.
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[electrical sparking]
Ah, damn.
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That was supposed to
electrocute you.
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Hang on.
‐ Look,
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I know we have a history,
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but after you reconnected me
with my mom,
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I started working on myself,
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went to therapy, cut the toxic
elements out of my life.
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I haven't seen Katya‐‐
[electrical sparking]
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Or talked to Other Barry
in two years.
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Also, my circuits are shielded
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against anything short of
an EMP, so go nuts.
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‐ Oh, I plan to Barry.
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About this obvious
and inevitable double cross.
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‐ Then it's a good thing you're
going on the mission with him.
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Barry?
‐ He has briefing power?
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Barry: Our target‐‐
Archer: No shit!
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‐ Shh.
The movie's starting.
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‐ Our target is a KGB factory
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that is currently using
my DNA and schematics
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to crank out hundreds of
handsome devils just like me.
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Our mission is to infiltrate
the factory
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and destroy the bots.
Any questions?
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‐ Doooouble cross.
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‐ Technically, a statement.
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‐ You're technically
an egg with glasses.
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Sorry, have a candy bar.
‐ Thanks?
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‐ Barry wants me to lead a team
to a factory full of Barrys,
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where we'll be surrounded
by Barrys,
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at which point he'll help us
destroy the Barrys
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instead of letting them kill us
in an obvious double cross?
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‐ Hey, you listened
to the briefing.
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‐ Out of pure outrage.
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‐ Although, technically, I'm
team leader on this mission.
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‐ What!?
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[laughs]
I'm getting a fury tremor.
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That's how angry
I am right now.
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‐ Use it.
Because if we fail,
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a plague of Barry‐Bots
will sweep the Earth,
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enslaving all of mankind.
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‐ Which I bet
you would just hate.
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Isn't that right, Barry?
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‐ Absotively.
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[electrical whirring]
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[sinister music]
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[main title theme]
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♪ ♪
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to go
to stupid Russia
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with stupid Barry
to get stupid betrayed.
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‐ He sounds
positively dreadful, sir.
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‐ Sounds? Alcott, do you not
know my entire backstory?
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‐ I catch on quickly, sir.
I'm trained in‐‐
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‐ Unacceptable excuses?
I know, Alcott.
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But a good valet
knows backstory.
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And doesn't pack wool socks
for Russia in May.
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What the‐‐?
Is that Reggie?
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Alcott, did you seriously
not feed this lemur
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for the three years
I was in a coma?
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‐ Sir, I only entered
your employ this morning.
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So I don't‐‐
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‐ Understand the concept
of animal cruelty?
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Obviously, Alcott.
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Move this dead lemur
and arrange for a funeral.
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‐ [snarls]
‐ [shouting]
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‐ [laughs]
Holy shit.
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Reggie, you're alive.
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Thank you, Alcott.
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You know with
this whole Barry thing,
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I definitely needed a laugh.
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‐ [shouting]
‐ But obviously,
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after you clean up,
you're fired.
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‐ Which is why I'm done
fooling around!
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‐ And you want us
to fool around!
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‐ Permission!
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‐ I want your help.
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Sterling's going through valets
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like a bullet through
tropical mahogany.
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We're taking over
the interview process
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until we find
an ideal candidate.
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‐ [groans]
That's why they're here?
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‐ Why else would they be here?
‐ I don't know.
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You see a line of suited men
outside an office
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with blinds that go all the way
down, you start to hope‐‐
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‐ That you don't finish
that sentence?
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‐ Send in the first candidate.
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‐ Good morning, ma'ams.
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‐ Charmed.
‐ Yeah, how you doing?
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‐ Rank the grades of cashmere.
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‐ [clears throat]
Grade A combed,
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grade A sheared,
grade B white on white combed‐‐
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‐ Skipping right over grade A
sheared Mongolian goat.
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‐ No, wait!
‐ Get out.
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Barry: Right now?
At 20,000 feet?
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‐ I don't know
the exact height,
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but just get out and then die.
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‐ You know the fall
wouldn't kill me, right?
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‐ A plane crashing
into you might.
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‐ Hey!
We are not crashing the plane.
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That's an order.
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‐ That you're relaying
from someone who matters?
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‐ But, I'm team leader!
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‐ Archer, will you close
the damn door?
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‐ Only when you open your mind
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about this
predictable betrayal!
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‐ Bud, I know this coma thing
has your head spinning.
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Heck, it was tough
on all of us,
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seeing you in that hospital
bed, all wired and tubed up.
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‐ ♪ Estas son las mañanitas ♪
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♪ Que cantaba el rey David ♪
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♪ Hoy por ser día de tu santo ♪
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♪ te las cantamos a ti ♪
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Bud.
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‐ He came to the hospital!?
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‐ Hey, do you remember the song
I sang to you?
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‐ No!
Lana,
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were you there during this
obvious security violation?
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‐ You were asleep.
I was getting married.
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‐ Yeah, and if you'd been
guarding me,
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you wouldn't have had to settle
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for your May late, late, late
December romance.
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‐ Didn't settle.
Deeply in love.
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Focus on the mission.
‐ Right.
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The infiltration plan
has three distinct stages.
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‐ Cyril, shut up,
we're focusing on the mission.
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Sorry, that was rude.
Candy bar?
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‐ Why do you keep insulting me
and then giving me a candy bar?
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Are you trying to ruin my diet?
‐ [laughs]
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No, I just happen
to have a lot of candy bars
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and separately,
I don't respect you.
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‐ Food has no power over me.
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‐ [chuckles]
‐ Hey, don't laugh with me.
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Or at me.
Which reminds me, Lana,
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how do you bang
your old husband without‐‐
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‐ Oh, look.
It's the drop zone.
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‐ Jokes on you, Lana.
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I'm gonna use the drop
to think of a better insult!
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‐ Bud!
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You really shouldn't be landing
on that bad leg!
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[alarm sounds]
‐ All right, let's roll out.
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‐ And you're sure
this is Dead Sea mud?
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It feels suspiciously domestic.
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‐ Come on, what the heck
does a mud mask
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have to do with being
Archer's valet?
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‐ Obviously, I'll be at his
apartment from time to time.
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My needs are his needs.
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Speaking of...
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‐ But Archer doesn't care
about mud masks.
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The man just came out of
a damn coma.
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He needs a confidant, someone
he'll respect, someone‐‐
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‐ Who won't snap
and murder everyone?
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‐ Is that a common issue?
‐ Like you wouldn't believe.
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When I was a kid,
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my horse butler
went crazy for no reason.
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[idyllic music]
[humming]
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‐ [shouts]
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[shouts]
[angrily breathing]
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[horse whinnies]
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‐ Jesus!
You darted an employee?
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‐ I liked him.
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Anyway, he burned down
our summer mansion
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and killed my cousins
with a hatchet
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when they tried
to escape the inferno.
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I got away on my horse,
thank god.
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Anyway, we need to push these
guys to the breaking point
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to make sure they aren't weak
or murderers.
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About time, you giraffe‐necked
son of a bitch!
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[footsteps trail off]
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We won't be requiring
his services.
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[espionage music]
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‐ Hey, you said this outpost
wouldn't be guarded.
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‐ Looks like they upgraded.
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‐ So, like,
the opposite of Lana.
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‐ [groans]
‐ People, focus.
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We need a new plan.
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Now these bushes
should be enough cover
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to flank the guards
from either‐‐
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‐ Cyril, stop acting
like you're in charge.
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‐ I am in charge.
‐ He whimpered.
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‐ Look,
it's a Barry‐Bot factory.
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I'm Barry.
I blend.
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I'll go handle it.
‐ Right.
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By telling them
our exact locations,
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so they can firebomb
this very explodable bush?
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‐ For the last time, bud,
not gonna betray you.
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‐ I know, not‐bud,
because I'm going with you.
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‐ That defeats the purpose
of me going up at all.
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‐ Both of you, be quiet.
Team leader.
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We're flanking,
end of story.
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‐ We will absolutely do that,
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right after you eat
this candy bar.
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‐ I‐‐I‐‐I'm not going
to eat this.
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‐ Do not care.
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‐ Oi!
‐ Easy.
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Just out for a perimeter check.
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‐ Yeah, and I'm a different
Barry‐Bot.
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They wanted to try
making one handsome.
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‐ If you are bot,
show us circuits.
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‐ Shit.
You guys are good.
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He's a bomb!
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[gunshots]
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‐ Flanking action!
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‐ Hey, man, can you not shoot
your gun so close to my penis?
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‐ Like it matters?
‐ Oh, it matters.
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‐ Jesus Christ.
‐ I know.
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Cyril, you're supposed to kill
the guard, not play sex games.
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‐ Ugh, we've been over this.
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The agency doesn't
kill anymore, jackass.
247
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,889
‐ I thought you were kidding
about that.
248
00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,125
‐ These guards can't help that
they were born into poverty
249
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,426
and their only career option
250
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,428
was to guard
a killer robot factory.
251
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,831
In America,
this man might be a grocer.
252
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,866
‐ Hey.
My father is grocer.
253
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,267
‐ You're shitting me.
254
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,236
So now, in addition
to the inevitable double cross,
255
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,772
I have to deal with Irving Klaw
over here
256
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,875
pleasuring every guard we see?
‐ I'm just going by the book.
257
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,409
‐ And I respect that Cyril.
258
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,846
Hey, maybe we should
leave him a map
259
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,881
for where we're going
for when he gets free, right?
260
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:50,150
‐ [laughs]
Right?
261
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,152
Candy bar!
You know why.
262
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,187
‐ [sighs]
Lana.
263
00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,189
No one's respecting
that I'm in charge.
264
00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:59,025
‐ Have you tried whining more?
265
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,828
[somber music]
266
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,297
‐
Hey, are you going
to eat that?
267
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,938
I'm just saying, what happens
when you run out of rope?
268
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,040
‐ I also have zip ties.
269
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,376
‐ And that'll be great
for when the guards shoot you
270
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,745
and then eventually organize
their computer cables.
271
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:19,980
‐ [laughs]
272
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,815
I hate him,
but he definitely got you.
273
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,316
Lana, did you hear Barry
get Cyril?
274
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,951
[unwrapping]
275
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:28,789
‐ Is that a candy bar?
‐ No‐‐it's an energy bar.
276
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:29,956
‐ Whatever.
I don't like this.
277
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,424
Where are all the guards?
278
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:34,394
‐ Technically, it's a guard
making factory, so, everywhere?
279
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,162
Oh, that reminds me.
280
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,031
What's the plan for when
we're surrounded by Barrys,
281
00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,966
and we lose track of our Barry
282
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,035
and all the Barrys say
they're our Barry?
283
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,770
‐ That won't happen.
Wait.
284
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:44,938
Will that happen?]
285
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,306
‐ It actually
does seem possible.
286
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,441
‐ And annoyingly farcical.
287
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,243
‐ Well, you could draw
a little dot on my cheek,
288
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:51,444
like they do to
new born babies‐‐
289
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,880
[shouts]
Are you frick‐‐
290
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,782
are you frikkin' kidding me?
291
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,985
‐ What the shit, Archer?
‐ A dot could wash off, Lana.
292
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,453
‐ It's my god damn‐‐
293
00:12:00,486 --> 00:12:03,790
Easy, Barry, don't go back down
that dark dark hole.
294
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:06,126
[breathes]
It's a good idea, bud.
295
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,762
I sort of wish
you didn't chop off the hand
296
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:10,463
with the high‐powered laser.
297
00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,298
‐ All right,
298
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:15,368
you get this back after the
mission if you don't betray us.
299
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,538
‐ Looks like the mainframe
is up this way.
300
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,072
That's where we can upload
the virus
301
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,507
to deactivate the Barry‐Bots.
302
00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:22,142
‐ Mm‐mmm.
Not happening.
303
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,309
‐ Seriously?
304
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,245
It's one thing to question
my authority,
305
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,981
it's another to reject
the mission itself.
306
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,449
‐ Cyril,
I mean it's not happening
307
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,418
because you have to go catch
that guard you refuse to kill.
308
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,188
‐ Jeezy Petes.
Those were good knots!
309
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,489
‐ Don't worry about it.
We'll get him.
310
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,559
Head for the mainframe.
‐ Barry's hand says...
311
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:39,893
[laser zaps]
Whoa!
312
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,529
Man, you weren't kidding
about the laser.
313
00:12:42,563 --> 00:12:44,831
‐ I never do.
Is 20 enough?
314
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:45,999
‐ What is this?
315
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:47,534
‐ The perfect way
to calibrate my lasers
316
00:12:47,568 --> 00:12:49,970
with non‐bovine subjects.
Duh.
317
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,806
‐ And the world's first valet
obstacle course!
318
00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,375
‐ First, they have to make
a black Manhattan,
319
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,410
then press this linen suit,
320
00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:01,281
then they have to carry both
down this hallway of lasers.
321
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,984
‐ If these amateurs
can handle it.
322
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:07,087
Unlike my harpsichord teacher,
who snapped for no reason.
323
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,422
[harpsichord music]
324
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,557
‐ [shrieks]
325
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,162
‐ You're all insane.
326
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,531
Archer didn't reject
his new valets
327
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:20,133
because they can't make drinks
or fight lasers‐‐
328
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,969
‐ Speaking of,
are these lasers deadly?
329
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,470
‐ Oh my, no.
330
00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:26,139
[laser zaps]
‐ [shrieks]
331
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,274
‐ But it is
a very serious burn.
332
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,143
[tense music]
333
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:33,547
[gunshots]
334
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:37,518
‐ Hard not to take
the crotch shots personally.
335
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:41,354
‐ Oh, no, I intended them to be
very very personal.
336
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,957
That's why I'm shooting
the dick.
337
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,192
‐ Well, that's another way
you can tell us apart,
338
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,995
especially since these Barrys
look nothing like me.
339
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,998
‐ Yeah, my bad, but you still
can't have your hand back.
340
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,635
‐ Speaking of, how's
the physical therapy going?
341
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,036
‐ Good, I guess.
342
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,571
I mean,
no one else has even asked.
343
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,541
But last week I‐‐
I did my first roundhouse kick.
344
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:02,042
It's dumb, but‐‐
345
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,544
‐ Hey.
346
00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:05,946
Look at me.
It's not dumb, bud.
347
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,281
Good for you.
‐ Yeah, it is good for me.
348
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,183
Uh, thanks.
349
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,152
You idiot.
[gunshot]
350
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,487
‐ Why am I the idiot?
It's protocol.
351
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,922
‐ It's protocol
not to kill them.
352
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,423
We can still knock people out.
353
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,993
‐ You know, new studies show
that is really bad for them.
354
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,995
‐ Very considerate.
‐ Shut up!
355
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,997
‐ Lana, how many times did
you visit me in the hospital?
356
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:27,100
Because Barry came eight times.
‐ Not doing this.
357
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,368
‐ Did you upload the virus?
358
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,470
‐ Not yet,
but you can't handle one guard,
359
00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:32,405
so we're both slacking.
360
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:35,175
‐ Dang it.
361
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,644
‐ So how many Lana?
‐ Where is the virus, Archer?
362
00:14:37,678 --> 00:14:39,445
‐ I don't know.
Barry's handling it.
363
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,682
[threatening music]
364
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:45,051
‐ Sure could use
that laser hand.
365
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,987
[lasers zapping]
Cheryl: Look at him go!
366
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,122
‐ Krieger, let's make it
a real test.
367
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,424
‐ Increasing
laser randomization
368
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:55,095
to nightclub mode.
[lasers zapping rapidly]
369
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,532
‐ You can't do it!
No one believes in you!
370
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,936
‐ Adequate.
‐ For who?
371
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,506
Do you people even know
why Archer loved Woodhouse?
372
00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:08,474
Sure he knew his shit,
but he'd also done shit.
373
00:15:08,509 --> 00:15:11,712
And you can't find that with
tests about premium cashmere
374
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,548
from psychopaths who just want
to watch the world burn!
375
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,182
‐ I don't need
to watch the world burn.
376
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,951
I'm all about the smell.
377
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:21,021
‐ Pop quiz, hot shot: Archer's
got three ladies at his place,
378
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,223
but they all have
nose‐based urges,
379
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,325
but the bathroom is occupied
by Archer's mother,
380
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,027
who spilled
Archer's nacho delivery
381
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,030
on her grade C cashmere.
What do you do?
382
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,532
‐ Obviously,
I would keep the women
383
00:15:31,565 --> 00:15:33,166
separated long enough to‐‐
384
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,635
‐ [imitates buzzer]
Cheryl?
385
00:15:35,736 --> 00:15:37,638
‐ All right, who's next?
386
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:41,274
‐ Uh, is no valet an option?
387
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,110
‐ No, it's not an option.
It was the first thing I tried.
388
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,247
‐ It just feels like you could
talk one Barry to another.
389
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,250
Right, Chainsaw Barry?
‐ [electronic screech]
390
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,153
‐ Okay, not a talker.
‐ Use the laser hand.
391
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,724
‐ [grunting]
‐ This is for your own good!
392
00:15:57,758 --> 00:16:00,393
‐ Cyril, stop screwing around
and throw me the hand.
393
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,595
‐ I'm a little busy!
394
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,196
‐ Leading this whole mission
395
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:04,531
down an inferior
Russian toilet?
396
00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:07,000
I agree.
‐ I get it.
397
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:10,003
I'm the worst team leader
in the history of team leaders.
398
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,005
‐ Well, knowing is half
the battle.
399
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,674
‐ I honestly forgot
he was team leader.
400
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,108
‐ [angrily] Enough!
401
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,277
[electronic zaps]
402
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,245
[heavy breathing]
403
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,414
‐ Holy sociopath, Cyril.
404
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:22,749
‐ What?
405
00:16:22,783 --> 00:16:24,718
You wanted me to kill the guy
this whole time.
406
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,452
I showed strength!
407
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,455
‐ Yeah, but you don't kill
an unarmed, poorly tied up man
408
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,657
to prove a point.
409
00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:33,093
‐ Yeah, pretty grim stuff,
Cyril.
410
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,362
‐ Ooh, I hope these four little
girls are just his friends,
411
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,131
but the resemblance is uncanny.
412
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,433
‐ It's not‐‐
I was following‐‐
413
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,402
why didn't you go to work
at the grocery store?
414
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,505
[crying]
415
00:16:44,538 --> 00:16:47,173
‐ The virus is uploading,
but there's a problem.
416
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:50,043
‐ You want Cyril to tie it up
and snap its neck?
417
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:52,613
‐ It looks like the Barry‐Bot
system has a failsafe.
418
00:16:52,646 --> 00:16:54,114
[mechanical clunking]
419
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,150
[metal creaking]
420
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,053
[sinister music]
421
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:01,822
‐ What is it?
422
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,356
♪ ♪
423
00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:09,796
[mechanical whirring]
424
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,766
[suspenseful music]
425
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,268
♪ ♪
426
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:16,837
‐ [laughs]
Chef Barry?
427
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,572
Who designed these?
428
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,674
Oh, sorry.
Is this weird for you?
429
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,809
‐ Yeah.
Weirdly therapeutic.
430
00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:24,310
‐ Lana, how's it going
431
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,812
with the slowest virus upload
in history?
432
00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:29,750
‐ I don't control the upload,
you dick!
433
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,417
‐ Well, you do control
your attitude,
434
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,854
which honestly has been
really insensitive.
435
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,421
‐ Me?
436
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,323
You haven't eased off
my husband since you woke up.
437
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,792
‐ I'm allowed
to be insensitive.
438
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,561
I just woke up from a coma.
439
00:17:40,594 --> 00:17:43,463
Which, now that
I think about it, did I?
440
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,599
This all feels pretty coma‐y.
441
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,668
‐ [grunts]
No, it's real, bud.
442
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,202
But I'm with you.
443
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,404
Lana, you really need
to be more supportive
444
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:52,773
during this period
of adjustment.
445
00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:56,543
‐ I am incredibly supportive!
Right, Cyril?
446
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:57,811
Where the hell is Cyril?
447
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,746
‐ [grunts]
448
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:03,517
[cries]
I'll take care of you.
449
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,519
[crying]
450
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,420
‐ Maybe he can
take care of himself?
451
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:08,722
‐ [scoffs]
452
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,456
He'd burn down the building
making toast,
453
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,759
out of spite for
having to make toast.
454
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:14,227
‐ What about those Barry‐Bots?
455
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,796
Could Krieger reprogram one
to valet?
456
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,898
‐ Oh, definitely maybe.
457
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:21,702
‐ A robot valet would cut down
on bloodstains.
458
00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:23,870
I'll make the call.
‐ Just FYI,
459
00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:25,772
that laser field
is still very active.
460
00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:28,141
[lasers zapping]
461
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:31,311
‐ My‐‐I know we don't say it
anymore, but‐‐
462
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,279
both: Sploosh.
463
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,648
‐ [British accent]
Apologies for my tardiness.
464
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:37,317
I volunteer at a lemur
rehabilitation center
465
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,186
and it was my turn to rinse the
tamarind leaves for snack time.
466
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,388
‐ It's fine.
‐ Oh dear, your drink.
467
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,424
Allow me.
[sniffs]
468
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,327
Black Manhattan was it,
heavy on the Luxardo?
469
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,730
‐ [sighs]
Just so.
470
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:52,432
‐ You must be the tech.
I must say,
471
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,536
I've never seen such a deadly
laser in such a compact device.
472
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:57,704
‐ That's the compliment
I never knew I wanted.
473
00:18:57,738 --> 00:19:00,774
Can I call you dad?
‐ You can call me Aleister,
474
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,643
if the position
is still available.
475
00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:04,545
‐ That all depends.
476
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,613
Pop quiz: Archer's
got two broads at his place,
477
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:09,282
sisters, Only thing is, they
don't know about each other,
478
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,552
and one is temporarily blind
due to‐‐
479
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,353
‐ I keep his drink full,
my mouth shut,
480
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,288
and the paramedic
on speed dial.
481
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,590
‐ Paramedic?
482
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,258
‐ Veterinary paramedic.
483
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,926
No need to alert
the authorities.
484
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,596
‐ Hmm.
He'll do.
485
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,532
‐ More of them?
Where are you guys coming from?
486
00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:27,267
[suspenseful music]
487
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,335
[short circuiting]
‐ Oh, perfect.
488
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,505
Better late than never
inevitable double cross.
489
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,874
‐ You were saying?
490
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:38,311
‐ I was saying... sorry for
assuming a double cross
491
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,914
that I guess isn't coming.
‐ No, it wasn't.
492
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,883
‐ Well, thanks for the hand.
493
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:45,619
And the hand.
‐ It's missing two fingers.
494
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,354
‐ Yeah, it was already like
that when I chopped it off.
495
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,623
Ready to finish this?
496
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:53,459
♪ ♪
497
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,495
‐ Not that ready.
498
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,864
♪ ♪
499
00:19:57,898 --> 00:20:00,734
[alarm blares then fades]
500
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,468
[electrical failure]
501
00:20:02,503 --> 00:20:03,570
‐ [sighs]
502
00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:05,405
The virus uploaded.
Just in time.
503
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,675
‐ Really?
Uh, I guess good mission,
504
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:12,312
buddy.
‐ No, great mission, bud.
505
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,480
[crumbling, thumping loudly]
506
00:20:14,515 --> 00:20:19,686
♪ ♪
507
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,822
‐ What part of "we're done"
is this, Lana?
508
00:20:21,855 --> 00:20:23,289
[gunshots]
509
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,325
‐ Agh,
the failsafe had a failsafe!
510
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,492
‐ Well, that's just stupid.
511
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,295
‐ [grunts]
512
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:31,865
You guys go.
513
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,701
Time for daddy
to give baby a spanking.
514
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,270
No, I don't stand by that.
Let me‐‐
515
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,338
[grunts]
516
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:41,742
[gunshots]
517
00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:43,343
‐ Cyril!
518
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,646
‐ [crying]
519
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,283
‐ Guys, this is really more of
a distraction than,
520
00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:52,318
like, a totally
well thought out plan.
521
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,920
‐ Lana, Barry can't handle this
thing on his own.
522
00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:55,321
We need to help him.
523
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,423
‐ No, we need
to get out of here.
524
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,491
We accomplished the mission.
525
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,561
‐ Wha‐‐an EMP grenade?
526
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:02,596
‐ Two robots.
One boom.
527
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,566
‐ Are you kidding me?
‐ Fine, you can throw it.
528
00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:07,801
‐ All mission I've been waiting
for a double cross,
529
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,670
and now you're gonna
double cross Barry?
530
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,905
Lana: Hey, you said
he was an evil cyborg,
531
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,507
and he's served his purpose
which means‐‐
532
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,775
Archer:
Which means caring for him
533
00:21:14,808 --> 00:21:16,710
has become inconvenient, right?
534
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:20,747
And it's easier to move on to
new slash much older things?
535
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,849
Barry: I think I've got a plan,
but it's not great.
536
00:21:22,883 --> 00:21:24,918
‐ It's not moving on
to take care of yourself,
537
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,687
which is what I'm doing!
538
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,489
‐ Taking care of yourself
because Robert can't?
539
00:21:29,523 --> 00:21:30,757
Sexually, I mean.
540
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:32,392
Barry: Any other plan?
541
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,528
‐ Robert and I have
a very active sex life.
542
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,963
I'm sorry the world changed,
and that must be hard,
543
00:21:36,997 --> 00:21:39,666
but it wasn't my job to lay
weeping by your hospital bed.
544
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:42,468
I have a life,
and I am very content!
545
00:21:42,503 --> 00:21:43,904
‐ Oh, right,
546
00:21:43,937 --> 00:21:45,706
because all content people
scream that they're content.
547
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:47,708
Barry: Okay,
just gonna do my plan.
548
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,714
Good‐bye, Barry.
549
00:21:54,848 --> 00:21:57,383
‐ Barry!
550
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:06,760
You brave, beautiful cyborg.
[cries]
551
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,428
‐ I'm sorry, Archer.
552
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,996
I know you two connected
this mission.
553
00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:13,066
‐ We really did.
He was my friend.
554
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:16,069
Oh, God.
Barry was my friend.
555
00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:19,072
This coma thing has been hard.
‐ I'm here for you, Archer.
556
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,441
‐ No thanks, Cyril.
But look!
557
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:24,377
Cyril, look!
‐ Oh, man.
558
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:27,581
‐ He did have a penis.
And it was magnificent!
559
00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:29,750
Don't let your old man
see this, right?
560
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,852
‐ Just gonna
let you have this one.
561
00:22:31,885 --> 00:22:34,888
‐ Goodnight, mi amigo.
562
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:40,126
[crying]
♪ Estas son las mañanitas ♪
563
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:44,130
♪ Que cantaba el rey David ♪
564
00:22:44,164 --> 00:22:48,401
♪ Hoy por ser día de tu santo ♪
565
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:52,138
♪ te las cantamos a ti ♪
566
00:22:52,172 --> 00:22:55,942
‐ Aw.
You did remember.
567
00:22:55,976 --> 00:22:58,178
‐ Barry?
How?
568
00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:01,481
‐ Uploaded my consciousness
into another Barry
569
00:23:01,515 --> 00:23:02,883
right before the explosion.
570
00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:05,185
‐ You can do that?
‐ I guess so.
571
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:07,821
And hey, heard
what you said about my penis.
572
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:10,724
Thanks, bud.
‐ I meant every word, pal.
573
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:14,060
It was‐‐wow.
Really impressive.
574
00:23:14,094 --> 00:23:15,996
‐ Huh.
So you're basically unkillable?
575
00:23:16,029 --> 00:23:18,064
‐ I am now,
thanks to that virus.
576
00:23:18,098 --> 00:23:21,001
And in spite
of all your efforts.
577
00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:22,769
‐ What‐‐this?
[nervously laughs]
578
00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:24,538
I mean‐‐
Cyril ordered me to bring it
579
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,439
as, uh, as team leader.
‐ Oh, come on!
580
00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:29,209
‐ Lana, it's fine.
Barry doesn't hold a grudge.
581
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:32,212
But Other Barry‐‐well...
582
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,881
[sinister music]
583
00:23:34,915 --> 00:23:37,851
[both laughing]
584
00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:43,189
‐ He hates you.
585
00:24:03,143 --> 00:24:06,012
‐ Made in Georgia.
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