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[frogs croaking]

[chattering]

Listen up. Our spies tell us that Andrias plans to invade Earth in just a few days,

so it's time for our rebellion to mobilize!

- Oh, yeah! - [all cheering]

Which means it's time for us to join up with our newt and toad allies!

Whoo!

- [crickets chirping] - [coughing]

Did you say newts and toads coming here to work with us?

Yeah. What's the problem?

Historically, frogs, newts and toads haven't really gotten--

What Hop Pop is trying to say is that things will be tense.

Really? But Duckweed's a newt, Toadstool's a toad,

and you two have been happily living in Wartwood for years!

Eh, define "happily."

It's definitely had its bumps.

I don't believe this.

You're telling me we spent all this time building this giant army

and there's a chance you guys won't work together?

We're just saying there's an extremely high possibility of that, yes.

[groans]

Cheer up, Sash! You're forgetting that I happen to be excellent

at brokering peace between feuding factions.

I...

What?

Hello? I brought the track team and band geeks together

that one time to put on the school dance.

Only award I've ever gotten.

Oh, yeah!

By pointing out they both value proper lung control.

Getting these guys together will be a cinch. You'll see.

We just need to find those connection points.

You better be right.

We don't have much time and a lot is riding on this.

Madame Generals!

They're here.

Beatrix.

Tritonio.

Welcome.

Enough pleasantries.

I agreed to fight alongside you frogs,

but I draw the line at newts.

They'll steal your sword and then stab you in the back with it!

Only because you toads are too slow.

And smelly, I might add.

I'm gonna turn your tail into a toothpick.

Hey now! Come on, you two.

Let's at least try to get along.

Say, Beatrix, did you hear something just now?

No. Maybe a small animal squeaking somewhere?

Oh, ignoring frogs now, eh?

Typical.

A snobby newt and a bully of a toad.

Why am I not surprised?

That does it.

- This alliance is over. - Toodles!

Guys, we need to work together if we're gonna stop Andrias.

Let's just head down to the war room and talk through some strategies.

It would be a waste of time, Sasha.

I mean, who can fix 900 years of conflict in a day?

[Anne clears throat]

Who has two thumbs and is a neutral arbitrator

who fell out of the sky?

This girl!

It is true that you fell out of the sky.

The idea does have merit.

Fine. If Anne thinks she can moderate, we'll stay.

As will we.

Us too.

[Anne] Hop Pop, we live here.

Oh, right.

Okay then.

Let's start the healing!

[both] Whoa!

[chirps]

[roars]

Weapon check here! Weapon check!

Leave a weapon, take a number.

[cackles]

All of Andrias's power comes from this music box,

so our best bet is to get it away from him.

All right, friends. Any ideas?

Remember, this is a safe space full of chill vibes and good intentions.

- [scoffs] - What? I have an idea!

Let me guess. You want to bash in the front door,

beat up anyone you see and take the music box?

Maybe.

Typical toad maneuver. It'll never work.

Tritonio, let's keep it positive.

All ideas are welcome here.

Even bad ones?

Especially bad ones.

Well, uh, I have an id--

May I propose a more intelligent approach?

We take a small strike force,

dress them up as orphans, sneak past the guards and steal the box.

I'm not confident that would succeed.

Andrias's security is top-notch,

and I don't think orphans are gonna trick a bunch of soulless robots.

With the right orphan costume, you can trick anyone. It's proven.

[laughs] Now who has bad ideas, ya cocky newt?

- [Anne] Beatrix, that's not helping. - Right.

[clears throat]

Would anyone like to hear my idea?

[laughs] A frog with a battle strategy?

Yes, yes. What is it?

Maybe paint a barn? Have a hoedown?

[both laughing]

[growls] That's it!

[grunts]

- Ow! - [grunts]

Anne, this isn't working.

We need to do something.

You're right, Sash. It's time for...

team-building exercises.

[chattering]

Okay, folks. Listen up.

In order to defeat King Andrias and his robot hoards,

- we need to work together. - [growls]

First up is the mirror exercise.

I learned this one at summer camp.

Everyone gather round in a circle and mimic my movements exactly.

Excuse me. What's the point of this?

If it's to make us all feel stupid, it's working.

This is all about harmony, people.

Can you feel it? Can you feel the harmony?

[all groaning]

[shouts]

[grunting]

[grunting continues]

[Anne] Next up is the human knot.

Or in this case the human, frog, toad, newt knot thing.

Try to untangle yourselves while holding hands.

- Gotta twirl, Grimesy. - [groans]

Come on, toad. Figure it out.

Yeah, use that big brain of yours.

[screaming]

[grunting]

[all scream]

[Anne] Next up, the three-legged race.

[growls]

Runners, on your mark, get set...

[whistle blows]

[grunting]

[screams]

[panting]

[screaming]

Whoo! Yes! Nailed it!

[grunts]

- [footsteps approaching] - Oh, no. Not again!

[crowd groaning]

Next, we have the trust fall!

This is the final step to knowing that you'll have each other's backs out there.

Now, when I say "go"...

- Go? - [all gasp]

- No! - [thuds]

Way to leave your armor on, you dumb toad.

Well, you weaklings were supposed to catch me.

Guys, remember, this is about supporting each other.

Support? I got your support right here!

[screams]

- [newts gasp] - Oh, geez!

- [laughing] - [screams]

- [growls] - [screams]

[screams]

- That does it! - Oh, it's on!

[laughs]

[growls]

- [screams] - [grunts]

Oh, my gosh. Anne, this is a total disaster.

They're fine. They're just blowing off steam.

At least they don't have their weapons.

Did somebody say weapons?

[soldier 1] Yeah. Let's get those weapons!

- [soldier 2] That would make this better! - [Anne] No!

Weapon! Take a weapon, leave a body.

- No, wait! Guys, we can talk about... - [clamoring]

...this.

Newts, to me!

Toads, battle formation!

Come on, frogs! Uh, do the best you can.

No!

[all] Charge!

Enough!

I said enough!

[all screaming]

[clears throat] Probably should have led with the having powers thing.

All this time, I thought I could solve your problems

and heal this rift.

[gasping]

But I was wrong.

There is no quick fix,

I can't solve this problem for you.

Only you can.

So when you're ready to work together and save the world, let me know.

- [chattering] - [coughing]

Dang, Anne.

You were a total boss out there.

[sobs] I'm s-s-s-sorry, Sash.

[sniffles] I thought I could help, b-b-b-b...

- [sobs] - Aw, Boonchuy, you did all you could.

Now buck up, soldier. We'll figure out a new plan.

Okay. [sighs] Maybe we could--

[Hop Pop clears throat]

We came up with a plan!

Hopediah came to us and got us thinking.

If Beatrix does her original plan and attacks Andrias's front door...

We can draw the attention of his forces,

leaving a window for a small group to sneak in the back door

and steal the music box while they're distracted.

[all] What do you think?

I think that's perfect.

It's just like the plan from that movie.

War of the Warlocks. That's right!

Uh, Marcy made us watch it every sleepover.

And you came up with this together?

I thought you hated each other.

Well, Anne was right.

We can't count on anyone to solve our deep-rooted problems.

In the meantime, you helped us see that we really do want the same thing:

to take our world back from that crazy king.

We might not be able to forget the past,

but, if we work together, we might have a future.

All right. Then let's draw this game plan up and--

- [rumbling] - Whoa!

- [screaming in distance] - Saint Swamp Water Susie!

[coughs] Hello, young friends.

- Mother Olm? - What are you doing here?

I have some very important news.

It's Andrias.

We olms can feel the tremors of his army's movement.

That information about him moving out in a few days was a lie.

He plans to invade Earth tonight!

Looks like it's go time. You ready?

You heard the lady.

Let's move out!

[soldiers] Yes, ma'am!

Is now a good time to mention

that we've also allied with an army of mushroom zombies?

- Let's give 'em a minute. - Got it.