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[theme song playing]
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[frogs croaking]
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[frogs croaking]
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- Welcome to Hollywood.
- [Polly] Wow!
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Impressive, right, HP?
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Why, it's almost as if your world
actually respects actors.
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Respects them? Ha!
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Around here, people worship actors...
[voice echoes] as gods.
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- [crowd cheering]
- [shutters clicking]
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If only that were me.
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I know my acting career
didn't really pan out,
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but maybe I'd have a shot in this world.
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Possibly.
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But Mr. X is after us, and he's seen you,
so we need to keep a low profile.
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- [both] He's gone.
- He's what?
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Hollywood, here I come!
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- [Hop Pop laughing]
- [grunts, sighs]
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You know what?
I do not have the energy for this.
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- [continues laughing]
- Hey!
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[hip-hop music playing]
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[grunts]
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Ooh.
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- Ah!
- [grunts]
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Oh, I am so sorry.
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Ah, don't worry about it.
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Happens a lot at these old fogy auditions.
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What? Auditions?
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Are you all actors?
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Guilty as charged.
Still waiting for my big break, though.
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Humphrey Westwood. Nice to meet ya.
You an actor too?
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Oh, it's only my singular passion.
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I'm Hopediah Plantar.
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Say, I thought I knew
all the senior male actors around here.
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You from out of town?
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Yep, way out of town.
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What, like Sacramento, or--
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Okay, are you Humphrey Westwood?
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Me? No.
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Why? Do we look alike?
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[gasps] Hopediah, you should audition.
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Go ahead. Take my spot in line.
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Oh, no, no. I couldn't.
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Nonsense.
This town can be harsh on newcomers.
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So consider this a "Welcome to Hollywood"
from me to you.
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Well, if you insist.
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Whoa!
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All right. I'll set the scene for ya.
You got this elbow cream, right?
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You put it on. You feel like brand new.
You're so surprised, you say...
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Ooh! Wow! Great!
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Hmm, no. Not feeling it.
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Such a shame too because everything else
about you is literally perfect.
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Say what?
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- [echoing]
- [wind gusts]
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- [lens shatters]
- [all gasp]
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That is the most beautiful thing
I've ever heard.
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Everyone, we've got a new catchphrase.
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- Huh? Ooh.
- [cheering]
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Yep, can't see a thing.
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Hollywood? More like Pollywood!
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Hmm? There's Hop Pop.
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And it looks like
he didn't even cause any trouble.
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Hop Pop?
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Whoa, sorry.
You look just like someone I know.
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All right, this guy got the part.
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Everyone else can go home.
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- What the--
- Wow!
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- Way to go, HP.
- Whoa!
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Are you kidding?
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Hey! Congratulations, Hopediah.
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Humphrey, wait.
I just realized, I took your spot.
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Heck, I might've just stolen
your opportunity.
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Ah, pish-posh.
It was one in a mil either way.
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I'm just happy it went to a nice guy.
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Plus, I've already waited
45 years for a break.
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What's a few more?
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Forty-five years?
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I know the feeling, Humphrey.
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[sighs]
I still don't think this is a good idea.
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But as long as it's for something small
that no one sees,
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maybe it'll be harmless.
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[dog barks]
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[crunching]
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Do your elbows crack when you bend them?
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[cracks]
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[advertiser]
Try Cracka-Lackin' elbow cream.
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Hop Pop!
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- Ooh!
- Whoa!
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[advertiser] But wait, there's more.
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- Say what?
- Say what?
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Whoa, Hop Pop!
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You're on TV!
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How did I get inside the picture box?
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And why am I saying lines
from that play I did yesterday?
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Bad news, guys. It's on every channel.
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Hop Pop, that wasn't a play.
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They were filming you for a commercial.
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You lost me, Anne.
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[Anne groans] This is not low profile.
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Oh! Do we live with somebody famous?
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Should we be charging rent?
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[grunts] What if Mr. X sees one of these?
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- Who?
- The secret agent who wants to catch us?
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Anne, he's a busy federal employee.
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I'm sure he doesn't have time for TV.
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[croaks]
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[croaks]
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Just because I'm a federal employee
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doesn't mean I can't enjoy
the odd episode of Judge Julie.
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- [crunch]
- ["Judge Julie theme" plays]
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[advertiser] Dry? Crusty?
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Now you don't have to be.
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Say what?
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[shutter clicks]
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And they said I was a fool
to not pay for ad-free streaming.
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[horn honking]
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I still think this is overkill.
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Sorry, but we need
to get the commercials pulled
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before this gets out of contr-- Holy crud!
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[Sprig and Polly] Whoa!
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- [sighs]
- Awesome!
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- Cool.
- Terrible.
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I can't believe all it took
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was getting trapped in another world
to get my big break.
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But am I deserving?
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Am I living a dream that should've gone
to Humphrey?
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Am I-- On a T-shirt?
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[chuckles]
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[Polly, Sprig] Ooh!
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Whoa! They have mugs too!
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You have a catchphrase?
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This would actually be pretty neat
if it weren't so--
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- [phone rings and vibrates]
- Hello?
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Hi. This is Mitch Harbor,
calling for Hopediah Plantar.
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Wait, Mitch Harbor? The Mitch Harbor?
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- Director of--
- Fumigator I, II and IV?
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Yep. Now could I please speak to--
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- [screams]
- Hopediah Plantar.
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It's me. I'm Hopediah.
Not anyone else. Only me.
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HP, I love your work!
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I want you to audition for a role
in my latest film.
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Say what?
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[echoing]
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- [all gasp]
- Did you hear that?
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It sounded like
that guy in the commercial.
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Oh, is it really him?
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[crowd murmuring]
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Meet you at 10:00 a.m.
at your office in the studio water tower?
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Just show up and I get the part?
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Ah!
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Hop Pop, don't even think about-- [gasps]
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I'm sorry, Anne.
This is too big to pass up.
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No, Hop Pop! Get back here!
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[bystander] Hey! Don't push, man!
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[all grunt]
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- [beeps]
- Jenny, he's headed for the studio lot.
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Meet me with reinforcements.
We got him for real this time.
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We've gotta get to Hop Pop
before Mr. X does. Come on.
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[tires screech]
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[beeps]
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[Anne chuckles]
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- [worker grunting]
- Wha-- Mm-hmm.
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[gasps, grunts]
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[grunts]
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[tires screech]
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[tires screech]
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Oh, no! Hop Pop!
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- [shouts] Who the heck are you people?
- No questions, earthman!
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- [worker] Whoa!
- [engine revs]
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- [Sprig] Oh, my frog!
- [Anne screams]
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[roars, grunts]
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[tires screech]
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[engine revs]
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All right. Cue the pyrotechnics.
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Hey, this is actually pretty realistic.
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[screaming]
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Holy smokes!
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[screams]
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[grunting]
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[tires screech]
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Wait! Suspicion Island is not real?
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- Doy!
- Don't be so gullible, dude.
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[birds chirping]
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[tires screech]
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- [all scream]
- [ceramic shatters]
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Primthistle Manor!
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- Lord Frankerton.
- And Lady Franklin!
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[Southern American accent]
What do y'all think you're doing?
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This here's a closed set.
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- Wait, your accent isn't real?
- Who's gullible now, Anne?
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[sighs, screams]
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[tires screech]
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[screams]
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[gasps, growls]
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[screams]
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[groaning]
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This is it, Hopediah.
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After today, you'll be
the biggest frog actor who ever lived!
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Ooh! Oh, I'm so sorry!
I didn't see you there.
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Humphrey?
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Looks like you found out
my day job, Hopediah.
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Where are you off to?
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Oh, me? I, uh, have an audition up there.
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With Mitch? Bravo, my friend! Bravo!
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Golly, what a break.
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I'm so happy for you.
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Even if I never make it, it's enough
to know an old fart like me did.
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Now get up there!
Mitch is waiting for you!
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[sighs] No, Humphrey.
He is waitin' for you.
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Huh? What are you talking about?
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It's only because of your kindness
that I even had this chance.
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And it's high time I return the favor.
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All right, Mr. Plantar,
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after hearing you read those pages,
I'm gonna have to say...
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you got the dang part!
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There he is! Get him!
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- [glass shattering]
- [punches landing]
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- Oh, no!
- They got Hop Pop!
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You kids sure about that?
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Wait. Then who did they catch?
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[cackles]
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Thought you could escape me, huh?
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Ow! Let go of my nose!
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00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,366
Wait, it's not a false nose? But--
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I don't believe this. You dare treat
Hollywood's newest star this way?
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You'll be hearing from
my robust team of lawyers after this.
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No. It can't be! Not again!
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All right, stand down.
Mr. X was wrong. Again.
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[growls]
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[car doors slam, tires screech]
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Jenny, I'm gonna need
some ice cream, girl.
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A lot of ice cream.
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I don't get it.
You abandoned the audition?
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I didn't abandon it.
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I just gave it to someone
who's waited as long as I have.
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[whispering] Thank you.
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I've already had
a taste of the spotlight, kids.
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It's time for this old frog to stop
pining after what he doesn't have
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and start seriously protecting
the things he does.
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Bravo, Hop Pop. Bravo.
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Besides, this whole experience
has taught me
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that the real power is behind the camera.
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[Anne] Wait. You don't mean--
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[Hop Pop] That's right, Anne!
From now on, I wanna be a director.
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