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[jackhammer rumbling]

[theme song playing]

[frogs croaking]

In the name of justice,

your reign of terror is over, Buffer Fish!

Why fight me Tarantu-Lad? When you should join me!

What?

Like me, you'll never be accepted by this world.

If that is my fate, then so be it!

[laughs]

[groans]

You will never be loved.

[all gasping]

[chattering]

[crowd gasps]

All this time...

He's a monster!

[crying]

I don't care what you are. To me, you're a hero!

[cheering]

[Tarantu-Lad] Mother, Father, I've finally found my home.

[sobbing]

And that was Tarantu-Lad: The World I Call Home.

Quite possibly the finest film ever made.

I-- I've never seen anything like that!

So moving! So inspiring!

[sighs] I wish I could be lovingly embraced by all of humanity.

No can do, dude. Low profile, remember?

I know, I know, but it's not fair.

You got to make your mark in Amphibia!

That's because in Amphibia, we weren't in hiding.

[sighs] Fine.

I still can't believe you guys actually liked that movie!

It was stuffed with predictable tropes and lazy writing.

We have got to cut back on your Internet use.

All I'm sayin' is that you'd have to be pretty dense

to think any of that would be possible.

First of all, the idea that a vigilante would be given free reign...

[Sprig] He was just a mild-mannered frog boy who never made a fuss.

But he was destined to be something more...

[electronic music plays]

[groans]

Who knows how long he's got left on Earth?

It's time to put his mark on the world and be adored by all!

All right, Earth. Get ready to meet Frog-Man!

Hey Sprig, did you see--

What are you doing?

I'm fulfilling my destiny as Frog-Man, your neighborhood superhero!

You mean neighborhood attention-seeker.

The only thing I seek is justice!

Hop, hop and away!

You're never going to solve systemic societal problems

with a sock on your head!

- [Sprig in distance] Watch me! - [dog barks]

Here I am. Guardian of the city. No evil shall escape my gaze.

[screams]

Whoa, whoa!

Totally meant to do that.

- And now to search for crime. - All right, I'm writing you kids up.

You need a permit to sell goods on this street.

- [groans] Mom's gonna hate this. - Dude, we're eight.

What seems to be the problem here?

[chuckles] Who are you? Some kind of masked vigilante?

Exactly. I am...

Frog-Man! Ribbiter of Justice!

Well, these streets don't need you, 'cause they've got me!

Robert Otto, Neighborhood Safety Supervisor.

More like Neighborhood Butt Cheek.

Listen, this neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us.

And I was here first, so get lost!

Hey, I don't want to fight you. I only want to fight injustice!

[screaming in distance]

[both] Someone's in trouble!

This neighborhood's finally hit rock bottom.

- [horn honking] - [tires screeching]

[screaming]

It's okay! Your Neighborhood Safety Supervisor is here--

Hit the brakes!

They're out! And now I can't even see!

- [screams] - [horn honks]

Not so fast! Tongue web!

[stretching]

[screams]

- Ow! - Oh, my gosh. That kid did it.

What a hero!

Hey, what about me? I mean, I slowed the bus down first.

- [cheering] - Hey, hey. Way to go, kiddo.

Please. Citizens, please. It was nothing.

Molly Jo? You were in that bus? Oh, thank goodness you're safe.

Thank you, Frog-Man, for saving me and my Grandpa Robert!

[chuckles] Oh, no problem.

- Uh. - [both straining]

- What the-- - Sorry, just gotta--

There we go.

- [both laugh] - [crowd cheers]

Stupid Frog-Man.

[meows]

[Frog-Man shouts]

Look out, LA, there's a new frog superhero in town!

[speaking Spanish]

[Anne] Sprig!

- [dog barking] - [Robert grumbles]

[growls]

[grunts]

[roars]

I've been taking care of this neighborhood for years, and what do I get? Nothing!

Hmm. If only I could prove Frog-Man is a joke.

[groans] What's this?

It's some kind of high-tech mechanical arm.

Oh ho ho!

Surprisingly light.

Yet so powerful. And a perfect fit.

This must be fate!

And it looks like fate wants me to squash that frog boy. [laughs]

Haha!

[chanting] Frog-Man! Frog-Man!

Yes, yes. Adore me!

Please, please. No thanks necessary!

- [meows] - Okay, maybe a few thanks necessary.

Please, Frog-Man, have a novelty pizza on the house!

Ooh, thanks!

[Robert] Halt, fiend!

Scoundrels like you deserve no such za!

Who or what is that?

Huh. It looks like Robert Otto.

He said he hated me and was gonna get his revenge.

What's he doing here?

Now frog, let's settle this!

- [bystanders screaming] - Yes! My very own supervillain!

People are going to love me even more! Just like Tarantu-Lad!

This is no longer a popularity contest.

This is a battle for the soul of a city.

A battle I intend to win!

Whoa!

- [car alarm blares] - Wow. Cool robot arm.

Where'd you get it?

Wouldn't you like to know!

Frog-Man, you're but a wart on the face of this city.

Get ready for some laser surgery!

[Frog-Man shouts]

[gasps]

[cackles]

[panting]

[grunts]

[both] Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

[shouts]

[screaming]

[screams]

[Frog-Man] Na, na, you can't get me!

Why won't you just sit still?

Crime doesn't sit still and neither shall I. [shouts]

Whoa! [screams]

[screams]

- Huh? Molly Jo! - Huh? Granddaughter!

[grunts]

[grunts, sighs]

Oh, good one, Frog-Man.

Thanks. It was no problem for Frog-Man, Defender of Jus--

Jerk!

No, justice. Defender of Justice.

Justice? Look around you!

Your flashy battle could have really hurt someone. Or worse.

What have I done?

That's a lot of property damage.

I don't believe this. I thought you were cool.

You're both just destructive attention seekers. Nothing more.

Wait!

You're-- You're right. It was selfish of me.

If I really wanted to help people, there were better ways.

[scoffs] You're darn right.

Yeah, I'm sorry too. We'll clean this up stat.

Mmm.

[rock music playing]

[music ends]

Friends?

[sighs] Friends.

[both straining]

Oh!

[laughing]

Hey. Can I see your face?

No. It would give you nightmares. And those nightmares would puke.

Haha!

You're definitely under arrest.

Fair enough.

- [Anne] You! - [shouts]

I cannot believe this!

You put all of us at risk just to play dress up?

Yep, but that's all done now.

It ended up doing more harm than good anyway.

Looks like you've had a time.

I have to admit, it was a pretty cool costume.

You like it? I cut up your clothes to make it.

[Anne] Sprig!