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[frogs croaking]

Hmm.

I give Dante's Inferno a B-plus for story and an F-minus for helping us get home.

How's it goin' on your end... Sprig?

Pretty good. I think I'm really gettin' somewhere.

It's a giraffe.

Okay. I can see we need a break. Finger football?

You know it.

[whistle blows]

- [crowd cheering] - Score!

[Anne and Sprig laugh]

Hey. What's gotten into you two?

Oh, nothing. We're just looking for a place to put this mud crown!

Hey!

- [angelic choir sings] - [mud squishing]

What is that? What's going on?

Well, in Amphibia, it's customary to put a mud crown on somebody's head

- when it's their birthday! - [triumphant chord plays]

What?

[both] Froggy little birthday here ♪

♪ It's crystal clear You were born this hoppy time of year ♪

[both] Mwah!

Aw, thanks, guys. You shouldn't have.

Sprig, I had no idea it was your birthday!

Eh, don't worry about it. I don't think I ever mentioned it.

But I'm your friend! I'm supposed to know these things!

Well, we're not doing any more research today.

We're doing whatever folksy frog traditions you do. Whaddya got?

Well, the mud crown represents every frog's humble beginning as an egg

in the muddy waters of the swamp.

And all that's left is for the birthday frog

to wear his crown and reflect.

- Reflect? - On his life until this point.

[whispers] Shh! It's starting!

- [peaceful music playing] - [wind whistling]

[music building]

- [music stops] - Okay. All done.

Welp, that's that. Hoppy birthday, kiddo. Pretty quick this year.

[Polly] I wonder which of our eight streaming services we should watch.

- [Sprig] Wait for me, guys! - Wait. Hold on.

That's all you frogs do for your honkin' birthdays?

Yes. This is starting to feel a little culturally insensitive.

Unacceptable. Birthdays should be fun and memorable!

Especially when you're turning, uh...

Um...

Uh...

- Eleven. - Eleven!

And I knew that because I'm your friend.

And this friend's about to give you...

[voice distorted] the best birthday you've ever had in your life! Capisce?

Well, I'm intrigued. A little scared, but intrigued. Let's do it.

Now, now, my little impatiens. Don't be impatient.

[clank]

[Anne] Sorry, Dad! Love you, Dad!

[cheerful music playing]

I can't believe Hop Pop and Polly didn't want to share this basket with me.

I feel perfectly sa--

[groaning]

Listen up. Earth birthdays are about fun, presents, cake.

It's basically a day that means you tell people what to do and get what you want.

Wow. In Amphibia, it's all about respecting those around you

and being grateful for the time you have left alive.

- Man, talk about brainwashing. - Are you talking about me or you?

Earth birthday montage engage!

[upbeat pop music playing]

[laughs]

Whoa! [grunts]

What the heck?

- [woman] Whoo! - [Sprig screaming]

[camera shutter clicks]

[both laugh]

[Mariachi music playing]

Feliz cumpleaños, Sprig ♪

- [gasps] - Feliz cumpleaños, Sprig ♪

- [burps] - [fire whooshes]

[playing heavy metal music]

[upbeat rock music playing]

[both] Meh.

Whew! Man, that place had everything-- big telescopes, crazy contraptions.

- And I made a new friend. - Oh, he wasn't a friend.

That was security yelling at you to get off the telescope.

[scoffs] Anne, on your Earth birthday, everyone is your friend.

Now you're gettin' it.

- Happy birthday, kid! - [man 2] Cute balloons!

Happy b-day, dude!

It's actually my birthday too.

[sighs] Wow. That was fun. Thanks for an incredible birthday, Anne.

You know, at first, I couldn't understand why you'd make birthdays so special.

And now I get it! Today was amazing.

So, was it the best birthday you've ever had?

Oh! Definitely top three.

- [brakes screech] - [grunts]

What? That's it?

I pull out all the stops, and I'm still third place to a couple of mud crowns?

- Well... - This will not stand!

It is my duty as your friend to keep this party going

until it's in the number one spot!

But haven't we done everything by this point?

Not everything.

[midtempo country music playing]

Thanks, Dad. Be back soon.

No worries. I'll just be over here, reading great American literature.

[chuckles] Simply brilliant.

[exciting music playing]

Whoa! We get to ride in one of these?

Welcome, my friend, to paradiso.

I'm gonna get a bird's-eye view of another world

in a flying machine that's powered by fire?

Whoo-hoo!

- Yes! - [Sprig screams]

Sprig, what is it? What's wrong?

- What the frog? - [screech]

[scary chords playing]

Aw, don't be startled, child.

This balloon only looks scary because it was repurposed

from a horror movie promotional piece. [blows raspberry]

What? How could you think that was a good idea?

Well, we weren't about to waste a perfectly good clown balloon.

Anyways, the name's Blair the balloonist. I take it you're...

- [horn honks] - ...here for the birthday package?

- Yep. - I'm 11 now.

- Well, hop aboard, explorers. - [slide whistle plays]

- Couple of quick safety rules before we-- - [phone beeps, vibrates]

- [beep] - Oopsy. High wind alert.

Sorry, guys, but it's too risky to fly just now.

- But it's his birthday! - [whimpers]

You make a strong argument, but no can do.

[both sigh]

Can we at least sit in the basket and imagine we're flying?

Yeah. Heck, you don't even need me for that.

- Give me a holler when you've had enough. - [shoes squeaking]

Wow! We get to use our imaginations? Neat!

Forget that!

- Buh-bam! - [fire whooshes]

- Whoo! - Go, go, go, go, go!

- Whoa! [laughs] - Yeah! [laughs]

Whoa! Isn't this risky?

Relax. We're still tethered to the ground. What's the worst that could happen?

Now come on. Let's seal the deal and make this the best birthday ever!

- Yeah! Huh? - Huh?

[both gasp] Whoa.

Wowza. Unforgettable.

- [wind gusting] - [both screaming]

[rope stretching]

No, no, no, no, no, no!

[both] Oh, my frog!

[shoes squeaking]

Hmm?

[Sprig and Anne continue screaming]

[Sprig] We're gonna die!

Oh, I am definitely getting fired for this.

- [honks] - Honk, honk!

[screaming continues]

- We're gonna hit something! - Ow! Not if I can help it.

I'll control the altitude. You use your tongue to steer us.

- Got it! Huh? - Huh?

[both scream]

[scary chord plays]

[both screams]

[fire whooshes]

[thrilling music playing]

- [both] Yes! Yes! We're amazing! - [triumphant chord plays]

[horns honking]

- [screaming] - Down, down. Gotta go down!

[balloon stretching]

- Whoa! Whoa! - Whoa!

[Sprig] Whoa!

[Sprig grunts]

[grunts]

- [grunts] - [man] What?

- [dog yelps] - [man screams]

Wow! You're gettin' pretty good at that.

- Thanks. - Huh?

[geese honking]

[both scream]

- Whoa! - Don't open your mou--

Well, Doc, I think you've done it.

I think you've cured me of my fear of direct eye contact!

[screaming]

- [romantic music playing] - [engine whirring]

Hon, look behind you.

[music distorts, stops]

No, Tyler, I will not clown face you.

- [melancholy music playing] - [sighs] I just don't know what to do.

Should I quit my office job to pursue my passion of stand-up comedy?

Lord, send me a sign!

[scraping]

Hey, have you guys heard the one about

the lady who probably just made a really bad decision?

- That was... a lot of geese. - [coughs, groans]

[screams] Sprig, look!

- [scary chord plays] - [zings]

[both scream]

- We can't move in time! - We have to jump!

[both screaming]

[air hissing]

I didn't even get to give you your present!

- You got me a present? - Yeah, dude. It's your birthday.

- [both screaming] - [thud]

Fifty hot dogs, please.

- Havin' a big party, eh? - No. Why do you ask?

[ladder clanks]

Hey, that actually worked.

- [metal clicking] - [both scream]

[Sprig groans]

[coughs] Whoa. Now that was a horror show. Woof!

[sighs] Well, I ruined your birthday.

After all this time, I thought I'd be a better friend than this.

What? How so?

Um, hello! I didn't even know it was your birthday today.

I thought I could make it up to you with the craziest day ever.

But it looks like I'm just a failure through and through.

- Friend punch! - [grunts]

Oh, wow. It's been a while since that happened.

Anne, you're my best friend because I love being with you,

not because you know what day I was born.

And this birthday isn't top three because of the crazy stuff we did.

It's top three because we got to spend it together.

[whines] Really?

That's, like, the sweetest thing anyone's ever said.

Thanks, man.

Okay. I've gotta know. What are your two top birthdays?

Well, birthday number one was the day I was actually born and given life.

Oh. Well, that makes a lot of sense. What about number two?

That was when my mom and dad gave me this hat.

My memory of it is a little fuzzy. But it's an iconic hat, right?

Yeah. It is iconic. Oh, yeah. And here's the present I got you.

Yay!

Whoa! It's a telescope with my name engraved on it.

Thanks, Anne.

You're welcome, dude.

Okay, let's go home because I don't wanna look at that clown anymore.

- [scary choir sings] - I see it whenever I close my eyes.

- [balloon stretching] - Well, dude,

another day, another adventure resolved with no loose ends.

- [horn honks] - [Dad] Anne, come on!

When is this balloon ride supposed to be over?

[thud]

[theme music playing]

[Anne laughs]

[scatting]

Whoo-hoo! Baby!

[scatting]

Oh! Ah! Baby!

[scatting]