Original subtitles

[theme song playing]

[frogs croaking]

[frogs croaking]

Do you know why they call me Mr. X, Jenny?

Right you are, Jenny.

Because I deal specifically with extraterrestrials.

And rumor has it that there are a few in the area.

Hit it, Jenners.

Very good, Jenny. Very nice.

This is why you're the best.

Oh, Jenny, honey, are you blushing?

But who is this, I wonder?

Little Miss String Bean.

[monitor beeping]

Uh-huh. Sounds like some real '80s movie junk.

But one thing's for sure.

These aliens are being sheltered.

And whoever is harboring these little monsters will be in big trouble--

[knocking]

[tune playing]

One Popsicle, please?

Sorry, little man. This was the last one.

[slurps] Mmm.

Uh, give me a sec.

[strains, groans]

[slurps]

Now, we've got to get these aliens before someone gets abducted or worse.

[stomach growling]

Okay, we need some real food.

Jenny, Jenny, you've done it again.

Is it just me, or is anyone feeling amped up since we fought the robot?

Kick that robot butt, you mean.

Remember I was all, "Whapow"! And you were like... [mimics karate yell]

Sounds like you got a case of post-battle euphoria.

Nothing like a brush with death to make you feel alive.

So, what's next? I'm ready to fight.

Hopefully, nothing.

Unless Andrias sends another robot, we're safe for now.

So I'm taking the Plantars to their first movie.

Well, if anything comes up, we're ready.

I even broke out an old pull-up bar. Look.

[grunting]

- Ah, my back! [groans] - Honey, be careful.

Guys, please. Leave the danger to us, okay?

Now movie time.

[all whooping]

[all gasp]

[chattering]

[screaming]

Hello, sensory overload!

Whoa! What is this, a church?

Yeah, pretty much. [sighs]

- What's the matter? - Just thinking about my folks.

I don't like the idea of putting those two in harm's way.

I know we took down that robot together, but they're still just parents, you know?

They shop for groceries and coach Little League T-ball.

Well, luckily today is a stress-free day with no danger or conflict.

Hello. Welcome to Thai Go.

[in Thai]

[in Thai]

I was stationed in Phuket for a bit.

We'll take one Pad see ew.

And while we're at it,

have you seen any odd creatures walking around?

Probably disguised as... humans?

[laughs] What strange shapes they are! Haven't seen them. Who's asking?

Oh, just your friendly neighborhood federal government.

Yes. Very nice. Hooray government!

[in Thai]

Geez, where's the fire? Hmm?

Gotta go! Is your stun gun charged, Jenny? Tell me it's charged!

- Uh... - We have to go now.

I'll explain on the way.

[tires screeching]

[ringing]

Come on, come on.

[vibrating]

[announcer] And now... for what you've all been waiting for.

Another trailer!

[whooping]

Twenty minutes of trailers?

And you keep calling yourself civilized.

[roaring]

Anyone else feel like this audio video experience is a little overwhelming?

Entertainment that makes your ears bleed? I'm here for it, baby!

I have to admit, it is pretty difficult to hear anything.

[dinosaur roaring]

[vibrating]

[horns honking]

She's not answering.

[groans] We're gonna lose him in the traffic!

That's because you drive like an old man! Move over!

[yelling]

[electronic music playing]

[tires screeching]

Man, this city, I tell ya!

[yells] Oh, no!

Well, it was no Suspicion Island.

[loudly] What did you say?

I thought the protagonist was pretty fun.

I liked that she was very flawed and had room to grow.

Oh, crud.

Back inside, gang.

[Sprig] No, not another one!

[chuckles]

Guys, there's a secret agent after us!

We have to find a way out of this place without him finding--

Tell me, are you folks from the area?

Or just visiting?

[all scream]

Oh, how I love a good chase.

- I think we lost him. - Great. Don't stop.

Wait! Stop!

Huh?

I think I just won something.

[vibrating]

They're watching the exit. We need to find another way out.

- We coming in to help. - No!

I don't want you getting in trouble. We can handle it.

Tell her we are adults and we know what we're doing.

Anne, your mother says-- Hang on, I'm putting you on speaker.

Okay, let's see. How do we do this?

[in Thai]

- What? - [Dad] Oops!

I think I accidentally--

[in Thai]

Oh, hi, Grandma. Yeah, I just had a sandwich.

Mom, Dad, just stay in the car. We're safe. We'll meet you outside.

Bye, Grandma. Love you.

[laser humming]

Ah, that tickles my brain.

How do we get them out? They're cornered.

I have an idea. Not only how to get them out,

but to deal with these agents, too.

Quick! To the pet store!

[yells] Honey, take it easy!

Okay, okay. Get it together, Anne. Think.

What we're going to need to do first is-- Hmm?

Hide!

Well, this is getting fun.

Oh, good. It's a dead end.

Ah! Classic. Everyone, hide.

Now, what could this be?

- What the-- - Now, guys!

- Oh, no, you don't! - [yells]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[gasps] What even are you? And why are yo so slimy? Ugh!

Rude!

[grunts]

- Ow! - [laughs]

[doorknob rattles]

[hissing]

- [beep] - Jenny, you're not gonna believe this.

They're big, beautiful, talking frog monsters!

Call in the troops.

[Anne groans] Why are these doors so high up?

[Polly yells] Your big toe is in my eyeball!

- [Sprig] Watch it! My hand! - [Polly] Get off of my--

- [Hop Pop] Stay quiet. - [toilet flushing]

[phone vibrates]

- [sighs] - [beep]

[Dad] Okay, so your mother and I have a plan to get you out.

- It's really good too! - Guys, no!

Seriously, we got this. It's four on one.

When he comes in, we'll rush him and run. See you soon.

Man, this city, I tell ya.

- No, no, no, no, no. Anne. Anne! - [call disconnects]

[sirens wailing]

[tires screech]

In the bathroom. You ready, honey?

Born ready.

[power tools whir]

They're in there. Come on, everyone.

Show time!

Let's grab ourselves some frog aliens.

Okay, guys. On three, go for the eyes.

One, two...

- [lights clank] - [SWAT] What's going on?

- [SWAT 2] Power's off! - [SWAT 3] On your toes!

- [whirring] - [SWAT 4] They're getting away!

- [punches landing] - [SWAT] Ow! Watch where you're stepping!

[croaking]

[stifles laugh]

- [all laughing] - Nice frog alien, sir.

Uh, I've heard of little green men, but this is ridiculous.

Looks like our little friends are smarter than I thought.

We're gonna have fun with this one, Jenny. And we'll have the last laugh!

I don't believe it. Dad, Mom, how did you--

Well, parents have a special set of skills.

[Dad] First, your mother bought us some time...

- [tires screech] - [thud]

[thrilling music playing]

[meows]

Wow.

[Mom] While your father got the frogs at a pet store down the street.

[Dad] The owner was your T-ball coach, Mr. Tran. Remember him? Nice guy.

[Mom] And remember that one time we tried to fix the electricity?

[Anne] Yeah. Wasn't that a disaster?

[Dad] Yep. So we knew exactly what not to do.

[electricity crackles]

[sirens wail]

- Whoa! - Amazing!

- Jealous! - What is T-ball, anyway?

You guys seriously did all that?

I can't believe it. I guess I... I...

[distorted voice] misjudged you.

- That's okay, sweetie. - We forgive you.

[normal voice] Wait. But how did you know which bathroom we were hiding in?

- Uh... - Parental intuition?

And maybe the tracking device we put on Hop Pop when he was sleeping.

- I was wondering what that was. - [beeping]

What?

- Hi-yah! - [tape rips]

[screams]