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The Time Machine.
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In the more than 100 years since
the legendary English author H.G. Wells
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published a book by that name,
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the story has been passed down
by a countless number of people.
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What is time?
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For human beings,
it is a primordial mystery
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and a universal constraint.
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For that reason, we have constantly
dreamed of a machine that can travel time.
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It is at once a rebellion
against the conditions of humanity,
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a God-like power,
and the ultimate freedom.
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So what's a time machine doing here?
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Wait, doesn't this mean
that Ozu is now a time traveler?
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Call me "The Ozu Who Leapt Through Time."
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This footage was taken
around this time yesterday.
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So it goes
to the same time of a given day.
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There doesn't seem to be a dial
to choose the time either.
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-That must be it.
-And the maximum jump is 99 years?
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Yes, but if you use it again and again,
can't you go farther?
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It can go to the future too.
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-That sounds awesome!
-Well, well.
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-What brings you all here?
-What?
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I could ask you the same thing.
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I came to get my glasses.
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You. Did you find them for me?
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Glasses?
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That's right, glasses!
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Didn't you promise me yesterday?
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These are for the shoot.
My usual glasses were lost here.
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And you said you'd look for them!
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What are you talking about?
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Forget it. I'll search for it myself.
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Once again, we're not on the same page.
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Hey! It's that thing! The time machine!
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-You know about it?
-I saw it here yesterday.
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But no one would listen to me then!
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What's the deal? Is this a prank?
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And you're all in on it?
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-That's not it. This thing's real.
-Okay, okay. I'll play along.
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I'm an aspiring actor after all.
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Seeing is believing.
Let him figure it out.
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-Now then, everyone. When shall we go to?
-If I may!
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What if we went to see the future?
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There's no better way
to use a time machine!
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I was unable to agree with that opinion.
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There is no guarantee
of a bright future ahead.
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Well, wouldn't it be rough
if you find out you died?
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That's true.
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Well, I guess life would be boring
if you knew what to expect.
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The future should be forged
with one's own hands.
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Wise words as usual, Master.
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Then, how about this?
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We go to the Jurassic Period
and play with dinosaurs.
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That sounds fun!
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That's a pretty mainstream use, right?
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However, the Jurassic Period
was 150 million years ago.
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We'd have to use
the time machine 1.5 million times.
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Even if we continued
traveling 24 hours a day,
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we'd be dead
long before we reached our goal.
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That won't do.
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Can I give my opinion too?
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-What about the spring of two years ago?
-I see right through your plan!
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You want to give advice
to your freshman self
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and pave the way to
a rose-colored campus life for yourself!
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But you know, it's no use.
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I'll just go with you,
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meet the you from that time
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and ruin your life even more!
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A chill went up my spine.
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A battle with Ozu over the boundaries of
space and time would not go well for me.
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In that case,
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wouldn't the Edo period
be a safe compromise?
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That sounds more realistic.
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We could get there with two jumps.
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Well then, what do you say
we witness the fall of the Shogunate?
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If things go well, we could even
get footage of the real characters
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in Cowardly Men
at the Fall of the Shogunate.
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Peace!
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-Great idea!
-We could shoot everything on location!
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I'll go get my equipment!
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You guys are way too naive.
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Even if that thing is real, there's no
guarantee it will work properly.
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What do we do if it breaks
while we're in the past?
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If that happens, then so be it.
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No matter what age they're in,
people find a way to live on.
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Other than Higuchi, the rest of us
modern children shared a look.
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Maybe we shouldn't.
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Let's test it in the near past, first.
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How about yesterday to start with?
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-Right.
-Right.
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-I like the sound of that!
-I already did it once too.
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Though our plans had shrunk in scale,
I suddenly had a revelation!
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How about this?
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At this time yesterday, the air
conditioner remote hadn't been broken.
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We'll go back to yesterday
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and grab the remote before it gets broken!
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Then we'll have a working
air conditioner again, right?
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-Wow!
-Wow!
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-A splendid idea, Senpai!
-Way too good for you.
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I'm surprised how you've grown, young one!
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Okay, then! Let's go!
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However, for all of us to reach yesterday,
there was simply not enough space.
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We decided on a crew of three and selected
by playing rock-paper-scissors.
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-Rock-paper-scissors!
-Rock-paper-scissors!
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-All right!
-I won.
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I just have no talent
for rock-paper-scissors!
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The first round gave us these
three crew members.
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Looking back on it,
it was the worst possible lineup.
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I have experience,
so you newbies should leave it to me.
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We'll be right back after a little peek.
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Bon voyage.
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-Higuchi, can't you scoot over more?
-If I do, I'll protrude from the machine.
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How long are you gonna keep this up?
This is one boring prank.
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Well everyone,
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we'll make it back with the remote,
even if it costs someone their life!
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-Until then, be well!
-Just go, already.
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Will do.
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How the hell did you do that?
What's going on?
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We told you.
It's a real time machine apparently.
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You can't be serious.
This isn't some sci-fi movie.
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You may be in danger standing there.
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You'll get melded to it.
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-But how can there be a real time machine?
-That's what we'd like to know.
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You'd like to know? You mean you're
riding that thing around without knowing?
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He has a point. It's a little strange.
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-It's enough to make my head spin.
-Mine too.
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-It's a lot worse than spinning!
-Hello, excuse me.
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Mr. Shabby!
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What? Is that what you guys call me?
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-Who's he?
-You're still here?
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Is he an acquaintance of yours?
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How can you ask that?
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You introduced him to me yesterday!
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Yesterday?
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He's Ozu's cousin, right?
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-What?
-What?
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Is that true?
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"Is that true?"
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You were there too!
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No, I wasn't here yesterday.
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-And I don't have a cousin named Ozu.
-Cut it out, will you?
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What the hell is going on?
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Are you sure this isn't a prank?
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Am I now the star of The Truman Show?
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In the first place,
we're from different time periods.
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What do you mean?
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Everyone, I'd appreciate it
if you listen to this calmly.
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What? Wasn't there a machine there before?
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The time machine?
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Yes! That! You know of it?
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I'm not sure I'd say that
we know of it, but...
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Well, I came here in that thing!
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From the future!
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-What?
-What? The future?
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When in the future?
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Exactly 25 years from now!
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Which means I'm both from the future
and your junior!
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-Junior?
-It's an honor to meet you all!
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To summarize his story,
he's a man from 25 years in the future
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and a freshman
at the same university we attend.
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He's also a resident
of this apartment complex
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and lives in the same room
as me, Room 209.
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Who'd have thought this complex
on the verge of collapse
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would survive another quarter-century?
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My name is Tamura.
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Tamura?
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In name and appearance,
you're not very futuristic.
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I mean, the last name Tamura
still exists in the future.
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So are time machines
a normal thing in your age?
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Not at all. We made it ourselves.
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-What?
-You made it?
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Those of us at Shimogamo Yuusuisou
got into a debate after drinks one day.
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Oh, by one day,
I mean one day 25 years in the future.
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Listen up.
A time machine really can be built!
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-It's the truth!
-There he goes again.
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You already got thrown out of
the laboratory for saying that!
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You better let go of your pet theories
or you'll end up like Galileo.
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What?
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Are you saying Galileo was wrong?
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-Did Galileo bend the truth?
-Here we go again.
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-Okay!
-Huh?
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If you're gonna insist,
then let's build one.
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We'll spend our summer
following his instructions
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and building a time machine.
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However, if we fail,
you'll go back to researching eel!
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And for the rest of eternity, you'll never
mutter the words time machine again!
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-Eel?
-Got it?
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I'll take that bet.
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A time machine is possible.
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I know, because I learned
the details from my future self!
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-I can't read any of that.
-Is that a worm?
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Here.
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-Yuck!
-Gross!
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Is he okay?
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And that's how the Shimogamo Yuusuisou
Time Machine Construction Project began.
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We spent the remainder
of our precious summer time
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and threw ourselves
into assembling the time machine.
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A lot happened along the way.
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The scales of love and friendship tipped,
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complaints came from the neighbors,
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foreign exchange students came and went,
helping us with the project...
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And three months later, on August 12,
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in other words, today 25 years from now,
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the fruit of our sweat and tears,
a time machine, was completed!
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Thank you, everyone!
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No, thank you for letting us
be involved in this!
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Thank you!
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As the pilot
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of humanity's first time machine,
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I crossed a span of 25 years
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to arrive at 10 a.m. this morning,
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having succeeded
in traveling through time.
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So basically,
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you're like the dog Laika
who was placed on a spacecraft.
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That's right! No one else wanted to ride,
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so they sent me, a freshman!
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He was used as a lab rat...
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And yet it doesn't seem to bother him.
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When I arrived,
there wasn't a soul around.
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I thought you might still be asleep,
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so I knocked on all the doors,
but there was no response..
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With no other choice, I went outside
and observed the Kyoto of the past.
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And when I had gotten back,
that was when I ran into you guys earlier.
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So that's it.
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So why did you run away?
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Well, that was because...
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I was surprised to see the Master here.
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You mean Higuchi?
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Yes. I thought
that he was a time traveler too.
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The Master is still a Shimogamo Yuusuisou
resident 25 years from now.
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-What?
-What?
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Oops, I wonder if I should be saying this.
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He's still here 25 years from now?
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Unbelievable.
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"The guardian god of 4.5 tatami rooms."
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"The Tengu who descended
to a 4.5 tatami room by mistake."
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He has many nicknames.
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We probably shouldn't
tell Master about this.
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Not after that talk about forging
the future with our own hands.
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He hasn't forged a thing.
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So anyway, where's the time machine?
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-What?
-Oh, yes!
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The others took it for a little outing...
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We took the liberty of using it.
Please forgive us!
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Oh, so that's it.
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00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,504
It's no big deal.
246
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,048
I'll just wait here then.
247
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,217
But won't your friends be worried?
248
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,510
It's fine!
249
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:46,682
If I return to the moment right after
I left, no time will have passed.
250
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:49,101
So you can choose the time of day?
251
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:52,146
We didn't see any dials for that.
252
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:53,689
You mean I can't do it?
253
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,818
-You don't seem to know much.
-Indeed!
254
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,361
I'm the pilot after all.
255
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,239
The pilot should know more than anyone!
256
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,616
Oh, right. Well, no biggie!
257
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,868
I'll just wait here for now.
258
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,120
Even his personality was shabby.
259
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,872
But for now, we welcomed
260
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,832
this unlikely visitor from the future
into our group.
261
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:14,335
What's the Kyoto of the future like?
262
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,504
It's not all that different.
263
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,756
They still have the Used Book Fair.
264
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,885
And the bonfire will be held soon, right?
It's the same for us.
265
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,179
There was one thing I found moving.
266
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,765
You know that bathhouse "Oasis," right?
267
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:32,770
-In our time, it's a convenience store.
-Oasis will be gone?
268
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,897
It's just the passage of time.
269
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:38,067
But I was moved to see the real thing.
270
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,860
My father was a regular there.
271
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,321
Your father lived in Kyoto too?
272
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,991
That's right! And in this time period too.
273
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:46,909
My word...
274
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,537
The reason I'm living here as well
275
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,498
is because my father
chose my boarding house.
276
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:57,419
"A lion strengthens their cub
by dropping them in a 4.5 tatami room."
277
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,504
Or so he said.
278
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,257
Your father sounds like a man of mettle.
279
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:05,010
Although I ended up as the world's first
time traveler as a result.
280
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,345
And that's not all!
281
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,973
I've heard my mother
used to hang out here too!
282
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,057
Your mom too?
283
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,477
My parents said they met
when they were students,
284
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:15,771
but they refused to give me the details.
285
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,732
That's one of the reasons
I came to this time period.
286
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,610
It's almost like a movie.
287
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,237
Isn't that dangerous?
288
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,531
If you were to run into your parents,
289
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,325
they might lose the urge to have you.
290
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,952
What a horrible thing to say!
291
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:33,247
They're my one and only mother and father!
292
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,624
Yes, but you haven't been born yet.
293
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,544
If you do anything
to change your parents' mind,
294
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,462
you'll disappear!
295
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,715
Wait, I'll disappear? Why?
296
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,342
If you change the present,
you change the future!
297
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,972
-Isn't that obvious?
-You're right! This is dangerous!
298
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,643
Hearing all this, the unpleasant feeling
of uncertainty began to spread.
299
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,478
But then, that means...
300
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,980
The remote control...
301
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:01,233
Ozu and the others went
to yesterday in the time machine.
302
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:05,946
If they bring the remote back, the cola
disaster will have never happened.
303
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,365
That will create a paradox with our time
304
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,993
and those of us living in the aftermath
of the remote's destruction
305
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,578
could lose our existence.
306
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,039
We'll be breaking the laws of physics!
307
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,625
Those of us here now will no longer exist.
308
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,045
I ain't about to disappear!
You better take responsibility!
309
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:24,757
-Yes, yes. More realistic acting.
-Shut up, you!
310
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,259
The situation was just like the story
311
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,220
of Cowardly Men
at the Fall of the Shogunate.
312
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,222
While the Meiji Restoration
and a cola disaster
313
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,726
were hardly comparable in scale,
314
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,686
It was a total contradiction
of the universe's causality.
315
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,356
In other words, it's not just us at risk.
316
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,734
The entire universe is now
at the brink of destruction!
317
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,945
Sounds like things
have gotten pretty serious.
318
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,863
How can you be so calm?
319
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:51,158
Well, I'm not from
this time period, anyway.
320
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,118
The time period doesn't matter.
321
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,121
The entire universe will disappear.
322
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,206
What?
323
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,709
Hey! What have you people done?
324
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,549
In any case, when Ozu
and the others bring the remote here,
325
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,009
we'll return it right away.
326
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,470
If we do that,
there will be no changes to the past.
327
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,473
The cola was spilled just after 6 p.m.
328
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:18,227
If we bring it back
before everyone returns from Oasis...
329
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,354
The events will remain consistent.
330
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,983
What?
331
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,740
Why...
332
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:36,870
"COME JOIN THE FUN, YOUNG ONES."
SEITARO HIGUCHI
333
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,419
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