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SEX, LOVE & BETRAYAL

-Thanks, Zeca. -You're welcome.

Ana, hold the cab for me!

My God, what's all that for? So glamorous!

-How beautiful! -Do l look good?

-The evening looks promising. -l wish!

lt's another one of Miguel's boring office functions.

-Wish me luck. -You'll be a hit!

Damn that lock! You can put it all there.

-Excuse me. -Anywhere. Carlos!

You can close the door. Thanks.

Damn it, baby, l asked you to fix the lock, didn't l?

l've interrupted you. You're meditating.

You're becoming so oriental, baby.

For home decor, feng shui. For health, acupuncture.

For meditation, yoga.

Do you know what's missing? Kama sutra.

Baby, the other day l saw an unbelievable position.

The woman made like that...

she sat and crossed the leg over the guy's face.

No, wait, it was the leg over the guy...

-And then she put it... -Wait...

You're disturbing me!

Wait a minute, Ana.

Stop that!

Marriage is really weird.

How can you refuse a gift like me?

Ana, how can you think so much about sex?

lt's easy, three months without getting any.

Tell me the truth, Carlos.

You don't think l'm beautiful anymore, right?

Of course l do.

l love you, Ana, but...

So, why don't you have sex with me?

lt's a difficult time.

l can't write at all...

and l'll never have a chance like this.

Excuse me. Mrs. Ana, you've left this downstairs.

Thank you, Zeca. Thank God!

1 500 dollars! Think about it!

Wait, wait! Just a minute!

How are you?

-Thank you, Mrs. Ana. -Thank you.

-What? -l had an idea.

An idea, baby? Looking at my ass?

l'll write a whole chapter about it.

About my ass?

Talk about lust. Unbelievable!

How can a person write about sex, about lust...

without having sex at all?

To write, we don't have to live it.

lt's enough to have imagination.

Amazing.

Hey, where are you going?

-Ana! Where are you going? -Figure it out.

Aren't you creative? Use your imagination.

Ana!

l can't believe you came to my office wearing that!

Andrea!

lf my appearance bothers you, l won't go!

Andrea!

-Taxi! -Andrea!

Taxi!

-What's that all about? -l'm sorry! Excuse me.

You're making us look ridiculous!

Big News!

We'll go home and you change into something decent!

What's indecent about this one?

lt's hideous!

-lt's French! lt's fancy! -Gorgeous!

You can't go to a party dressed as a feather duster!

Feather duster my ass!

You always kiss you boss' ass!

You're an ass kisser!

-You're an ass kisser! -Andrea!

Andrea! Andrea, stop!

Lady, l can't do it for less than R$1 00.

l told you, l don't want it anymore, thank you.

-She's tough, mister. -You have no idea.

Why didn't you say you were looking for a locksmith?

Are you jealous?

No, it's just that all the bickering...

disrupts my concentration. That's all.

Are you seeing someone else?

-Don't be ridiculous. -lt's a simple question.

Answer me, l will understand.

Are you seeing someone else?

l don't mean your mother.

-Andrea. -Take it easy. You're hurting me.

-You've got to listen to me! -Take it easy.

How many times a week do you think Andrea and Miguel...

have sex?

Humiliating me like that, in the middle of the street.

You have to learn to treat me right.

l don't treat you right?

Honey, you have everything you want.

You have plenty of clothes, jewels...

you take trips, beauty treatments!

What is missing, Andrea?

Love.

Andrea, l haven't finished yet!

Bastard!

Excuse me.

Claudia!

l've missed you!

-l have a surprise for you! -Do you?

l'm taking you to a wonderful party!

No Nestor, l'm not in a party mood.

lt's a 1 6 hour trip from Kenya.

Let me enjoy my heartache. Benny and l have broken up.

Honey, come here.

-Just wait, Ana. -Come on.

Just wait.

Wait, Ana.

Wait, Ana.

l was thinking about making up.

This way, you're only making me lose my temper.

Great! lt's better to be angry than indifferent!

-Look, l don't bother you when... -You do too!

Tom�s!

-l've missed you, guys. -l did too.

-How was Germany? -Germany?

Germany was beautiful.

But l left Germany six months ago.

And where are you coming from?

-From London. -And how was London?

London?

Very beautiful, too.

How come? Everything is beautiful for you?

Beautiful, beautiful!

Beautiful like this flat.

-But Singapore was the best. -You've been to Singapore?

lf l have been in Singapore?

l got married there.

-And where's your wife? -She is there, in Singapore.

lt's the best Whorehouse in London.

My only two friends in the whole world.

l'll tell you at once what's going on.

l'm broke, l have no dough and l have no place to stay.

Can l hang around here at least for a few days?

-l'm writing a book... -Of course you can!

-We have a spare room. -My mother's stuff is there.

Thank you, Ana.

l'll buy you another one.

''l buy this, l buy that''.

That's all your life is about, isn't it, Miguel?

And what's your life all about?

What's is your life, Andrea?

l don't know, l don't know anymore.

You stopped modeling because you wanted to.

You know perfectly well it wasn't like that.

Don't pretend you don't remember.

Come on, honey, let's stop arguing.

Put something on and we'll go to the party.

l'm not going to this goddamn party!

-Stop that. Come on. -Let go of me!

Where did you sleep last Tuesday?

-Tuesday? -Yes.

How am l supposed to remember last Tuesday, Andrea?

The day we had a fight. You know pretty well.

The day we had a fight? We had a fight, Andrea?

-How odd! We never fight! -You're so annoying.

l don't know where l slept. l didn't sleep! l worked.

l need to work to maintain our lifestyle.

You mean your lifestyle.

Because l'm just a part of it.

That's why you want me to go to this little party!

Another expensive object of yours. l'm fed up!

What's wrong about wanting to show off...

a beautiful and attractive woman like you?

Alright.

We're going to that little party.

Claudia, the party is going to cheer you up.

-l look so interesting today. -But you're interesting.

You know everything about wild sex.

What l know about wild sex doesn't turn anyone on.

That's what you think.

Try to make use of it.

l'll try.

Miguel!

-l didn't recognize you. -Do l look handsome?

Andrea, Paulo Singer, the owner of the agency.

Nice meeting you.

But you should have come in a costume.

But l have. Or do you think l dress like this everyday?!

Good one.

Let's go. Let's move!

-Let's go, Miguel. -All right.

-ls it ginger ale? -No.

Great.

What do you have in this suitcase?

All the women you've had?

No, l lost those in the airports around the world.

Let me help you.

l was once a car thief...

there's not a single knob l can't handle.

What do you guys want to drink?

We have to celebrate the arrival of the repented nomad.

Tell me Tom�s, besides robbing cars...

-what else did you do? -Everything you can think of.

Gravedigger, comedian, singer, translator, bellhop...

limo driver, car thief. l'm repeating myself.

Limo driver, car thief, art dealer, croupier...

cashier, pizza delivery boy, gigolo...

Gigolo?

So, what do you want to drink?

l see your trip was pretty worthwhile professionally.

No, it's was just a leisure trip, Carlitos.

-There's beer, wine, whisky... -Come here, give me a hand.

-Put energy on it. -l said: ''There's beer...

-wine, whisky''. -Be brave. Wonderful!

Guys, l said there's beer, wine, whisky.

Hold it!

So we are not drinking a damn thing, ok!

Does this happen often?

The lock has been like that since my mother lived here...

l'm talking about you ignoring Ana.

You've ignored Ana too.

Mate, you're her partner, not me.

Or am l wrong?

When l arrived, you were having a fight, right?

lt's not what you think.

Hello? No, he's not in.

Ana, who was it for?

Oh, for you. l thought you weren't home.

Can you at least tell me who it was?

He hung up without leaving a message.

He must know it's no use trying to talk to you.

Why don't you leave the machine on at least?

lt's no use either. l always leave you a message:...

''Your wife is tired of being neglected!''

Are you gonna do something about it!

-What's your problem, Ana? -What's my problem?

l'm fed up of talking to myself!

Let's solve it, then. Do you want sex, is that it?

l don't want sex. l want you!

Where's the bathroom? l want to take a shower.

lt's not me. Anyone can solve your problem.

Maybe. Because your problem seems to have no solution!

Now you did it! You've turned me on!

Let's fuck!

What are you doing?

Stop it! This isn't how we're going...

to solve our problems!

You're a pig! Get off me!

-What is that? -What the hell is that?

l am telling you.

lt's been five days since l had a shower. Where's bathroom?

-l stink. Smell it. -Stop it!

l'll take you to the bathroom.

No! l'll take him to the bathroom.

Let her take me.

-What is that? -Who do you think l am?

-Weird. -You go first.

What's this?

-Me, Tarzan. You, Jane. -Me, go. You, stay.

Tarzan, the king of the jungle.

Tarzan doesn't take no for an answer.

Listen up, Tarzan, don't be offended...

but if l have to choose an ape man, l'll stick to my husband.

Excuse...

Miguel?

Claudia! What are you doing in Brazil?

Where are you going?

l don't know. Out. To run, write outdoors.

l don't know. lt's impossible to stay here.

lt's late, Carlos.

Tom�s is here. You might be mugged.

You stay here to keep him company.

l am sure you two have a lot of catching up to do.

Ana...

Do you regret not leaving with him?

With Tom�s? Of course not. You know that.

My life and his followed different paths.

l made my choice when l stayed with you.

Maybe your paths have crossed again.

He's so amusing.

Always willing to have sex.

-l work in advertising. -Really? l'm a zoologist.

-ln Kenya? -Yes...

l went to study the primates.

l didn't think dating me would give you such a complex.

Silly!

lt was not that bad.

ln our case, it was merely incompatibility.

Two geniuses together, it couldn't work out.

What?

Have you found someone who could shape you up?

l spent two years with an American. Benny.

lt was very good.

Very good while it lasted, you know?

But then, he wanted to get married...

And you? Did you get married?

Yes, l did.

Are you playing hard to get, doll?

Stop! That's enough!

lf you make another move...

there'll be nothing left for Cheetah.

Really?

-Stay, l've finished already. -Really?

How nice!

-Was your evening good? -lt was fantastic.

-What about Carlitos? -Went out.

He does that sometimes. Leaves and only comes back at dawn.

He's crazy.

My neck hurts so much. l was looking down.

ls it because you're tense?

l've been a fool, l know.

l've gone too far, you've seen it.

And now it feels...

so cold.

Andrea!

l wanted to stay.

Where were you, mister?

Talking about business with a bunch of boring people.

Business, really?

Stop drinking.

-You're such a pain. -Miguel...

Andrea?

Claudia?

lmpossible, l must be really drunk. ls it Claudia?

Miguel, Nestor went away with a friend of his that he met here...

and he took my documents, my clothes, everything...

-Could you give me a ride? -You can stay with us.

-Come again? -No, no, thanks a lot.

No, please. lt's no nuisance at all!

How could l leave an old friend who goes back a long way...

my husband's first love, without a roof...

without a little bed?

Time flies...

l learned about a very good massage. l took lessons.

-Ayurvedic massage. -Ay what?

Ayurvedic.

-Yeah right. -No, l'm serious.

-Do you think l'm kidding? -l do.

l'm serious. lt is a sensational massage.

lt opens your chakras, you know?

Gives you a connection with the earth, with the cosmos...

good energy.

You know what, this is not the right...

place to do this massage.

l don't know...

This massage has to be done with an oil l brought from lndia.

With a candle, incense...

Carlos doesn't like the smell of incense.

We can do it in my room...

the smell won't bother him. Whatever.

What a funky room.

All this junk belongs to Carlos' mother.

-She sells this stuff. -Must be expensive.

This apartment is hers too.

Did you miss Cirilo?

l was going to have it say Cirilo, but...

-Did it hurt? -lt hurt.

Give it to me! Quickly!

Come on, dude, l'm not kidding!

Just a sec! Let me save this in to the disk.

-Quickly, man! -Here.

The floppy disk.

ls that what you think, that l'm jealous?

That's not it! What if you discover Claudia's...

the love of your life?

Andrea, l'm tired. Can you let me sleep, please!

How can you sleep. High as you are?

You think l don't know you're high?

Stop making a scandal! You'll wake Claudia!

-ls that what you want? -No, l want to talk, goddamn!

Talk! Talk about something besides your wonderful job.

Me, a woman, a person! l want to talk!

Do you know what our problem is?

We don't do anything together.

Don't you think we could find something to do together?

l don't know. Maybe a hobby. Something to bring us closer.

l know! Couple's therapy!

l'm sleeping in the living room.

ln the living room or in bed with Claudia?

What l am doing here?

-Take it easy. -Enough!

Take it easy.

Since you woke me up, there's a better way to pass time.

Get off me, stop that!

l'll show you that in bed somebody always stays on top.

Claudia...

-Hi. -Hi.

-Are you busy? Are you? -No, l'm done already.

She is still drunk.

ls everything all right?

-l was mugged at Lagoa. -See? l told you!

lt's crazy to go out that late. You left the door open as well.

No, not this one.

-Massage, what? -Ayurvedic.

Ayurvedic?

Ayurvedic. You can't imagine how efficient it can be.

-Tom�s! -What?

Ana.

He was explaining the ayurvedic massage technique.

-You need a massage, Ana. -l don't need anything.

Carlitos...

let me talk to you.

She wants you to look at her.

Everybody notices you don't care.

What do you mean, l don't care?

l'm going through a difficult time. l have lots of stuff on my mind.

l need to write. l need understanding.

-l love you, you know. -She needs attention too.

A woman is willing to do anything for you, if...

-How can you discuss my life? -Just a sec, Ana.

Stay out of it. She wants you to desire her.

Stop thinking only about yourself.

Ana needs a lover and l can't be one right now.

Of course you can, you just don't want to.

What's this? l'm the one who knows what l need!

Do you want to know what l need?

To stay away from you guys.

Ana.

Be careful.

l'm leaving.

l'll come by tomorrow to get my things.

lf you need anything, there's the credit card.

-l'm going away with you then. -Don't.

-Don't? -You're leaving with him?

Yes. l mean, not with him, l'm going to Nestor's place.

l don't want to stay alone. Stay with me, please.

-What is that, Ana? Let's talk! -Now, you want to talk?

-You're leaving me. ls that it? -l'm not leaving you.

l'm leaving this apartment, your mother's junk, our fights...

your neglect, your book. Not necessarily you.

-What now? -You want this woman?

-Of course l do! -Then go after her!

Ana! Wait, Ana!

Ana...

Miguel, are you going on vacation?

-From my marriage. -So am l. l mean, so is Ana.

She's must have gone to tell Andrea the news.

Where are you staying?

Tom�s, this is Miguel. Miguel...

Miguel, this is...

it is Tom�s.

Sorry, pal.

l've messed up things a bit.

But it's easy to clean up. Thank you.

Weird, isn't it?

Change one woman for two men.

The problem is if we end up enjoying it.

But if she's already staying here...

-l can go somewhere else. -No, no way!

You're staying here, because l'm very happy you came.

We're going to comfort each other. Claudia is separated too.

-Really? -Yes, l am.

l am a zoologist and l think that the man...

is the less developed of the primates.

He only worries about his own banana.

lt will be great the three of us together will have good laughs.

We will. Our problem is that we love too much.

My God, that's exactly the point. l swear!

l love too much, l can love very easily. You know.

For example, l can say, on the same day, easily...

to two different people: ''l love you''.

But ''l love you''. For real, in different ways of course.

lt's been ages since l said ''l love you''.

-That's even sadder! -Poor thing, come here.

But things will change! We'll move on!

Go, Carlitos! Go!

Comet sausages, the best in the planet.

l've told you, it was meant to be a joke, they loved it.

One! And two, three, four!

One! Two, three, four!

And you're fooling me! l'm coming over!

One and two. Get down and stay!

Stay, stay! Stay! And you, the legs! One!

And two, and three! lt's ok. Let's move those arms!

To the side! To the side!

lf you're laughing, it's because it's easy!

The leg! The leg! Stay on the same place!

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one...

He goes down center field, dribbles around the defense...

he's nicely positioned, there he goes...

-A goal! -A goal!

-lt was a penalty! -Turn it down a little.

-He knocked it down! -Look at it! Come on!

-lt was an authentic goal! -What kind of referee is that?

-Carlitos, stay here with us. -lt bothers me, l have to write.

-Aren't you enjoying yourself? -lt's bothering me.

Relax, the house is all ours.

The house is ours.

Yeah, enjoy, there're no women to disturb us.

lf you allow me, there's no wife to disturb us.

A woman and a wife are two very different things.

-A woman is always good. -l like them.

You know what? You're right.

lf Ana decided to go away, that's her problem.

-l want Andrea to get lost. -Yeah, right!

And it's absurd to think about the ex.

Let's do everything we can't do when they are around, right?

-Burp, fart... -Don't fart.

Why make a fuss?

-Go! -One...

-Go, go! -two...

-God! -l'm afraid of the blow!

Men are amazing! We get separated and become pigs.

-Let's make a toast. -To women!

-Forget that subject. -No, to the women!

Because they are going to miss us.

All right, to women!

-Stop, l want to exercise. -l don't, l want to drink.

-Let's make a toast. A toast! -To what?

-To the men. -No, not to men.

Yes! To men, so they can suffer with our absence.

-All right. -Let's do it! Cheers!

What's going on Miguel?

What are you doing?

They spent all day drinking at the pool.

They sure must be missing us.

Let me see.

Cool! Wonderful!

Now, what a shame spying on your exes.

Full of jealousy. And you said Ana interrupted your work.

He is not to blame. They're teasing us.

l haven't seen them tease. Let me look.

They're really delightful. They are really something!

-lt fogged up. -Wait!

-Stop watching my wife. -Ex-wife.

l'm not watching Ana, l've seen her naked many times.

They used to date.

l asked Ana to travel with me, but she chose to stay.

She was already interested in our intellectual friend.

-Who was that? -A friend of Claudia's.

-l told him to come up. -A friend?

Do you want us to go inside?

No, Nestor just brought the stuff l left at his place.

-ls he handsome? -He is gorgeous.

-That's good. -He is a plastic surgeon.

Plastic surgeon. Very good!

-And gay. -l have no prejudice.

l'll fix him.

Hello, Claudia.

lt took me a while because of a client.

Nonsense, come on in.

Let me introduce you. This is Andrea. Ana and Nestor.

-Hello, how are you? -Beautiful.

-How are you? -Gorgeous!

lsn't he handsome?

l'll take out the silicone l put in.

He's terrible.

l thought you said that spying on ex-wifes was ridiculous.

Yeah, but now there's a guy with them.

A guy?

-Who's this guy? -A pizza delivery guy?

-l don't think so. -Andrea wouldn't do that.

We broke up less than a week ago.

-Ana too. She was devastated. -She was needy.

-Do you think they... -l don't think anything.

But a needy woman runs the risk of ending up in bed...

with the first guy who comes along.

Tomorrow, we'll have dinner.

A bit of sparkling wine. How nice!

-No, alcohol is bad for the skin. -Everything is bad nowadays.

l feel like getting breast implants.

A beautiful woman like you, getting implants?

lf Andrea wants to get implants, l'll have to commit suicide.

l don't know why you stopped modeling.

l don't want to talk about it, all right.

Girls, the three of you are wonderful.

-Thank you. -See? He knows all about it.

Of course, there is always a detail that can be improved.

What do you mean? l want an inspection, right now.

-Be honest. -Now, l'm nervous.

-You can be totally serious. -Be honest.

So? Aren't they too small?

-What's that about? -What's going on?

They are taking their clothes off for the dude.

-What! -Let me see that!

You're not going to see anything!

They are beautiful, but they're not a turbo 2004 model.

Can l erase the tattoo without leaving a scar?

l already told you that's not a problem.

Nestor...

Do you think l can get a black woman's ass? Take a look.

Wait a minute.

l don't want to see this crap anymore.

-Neither do l. -l do.

Miguelito, with all due respect, some body your ex-wife has.

-A mulatto one is good for you? -Wonderful!

What is that?

How humiliating!

That deserves retaliation.

Hello!

Did you call us?

This is awesome!

So he only didn't want to have sex with me?

How delicious!

Bastards!

l can't believe they invited those sluts to go there.

Whose husband is the bearded one?

lt's getting hot.

Girls! lf you allow me, l had an idea.

Look! lt worked! They're closing the curtains.

-Yes! Yes! -lt was easy! Here, take it!

They can't! They can't stay without us!

-What happened? -They're opening the curtains.

-How beautiful! -Wonderful!

What a man!

That's a bit upsetting.

What's that?

They don't respect us anymore?

-Andrea! -People are watching!

Over here! You've gone insane!

-lt's red! -How precious!

-They're watching. They're tense. -Check it out.

-Andrea! -People are watching! Upstairs.

Mrs. Lurdes, take a look. Ana, that's outrageous!

-lt's outrageous! -Andrea, close the curtains!

-You're nuts! -Andrea!

-You're a fool! -Look at that!

Handsome!

Let's go.

Girl, l'm going through something...

l'll explain. l got out of one mess and got into another.

The last person l thought l was going to meet in my life...

was Miguel, you know?

And he has changed so much, you know?

My God, and Benny. l know he loves me.

He wants to marry me, but its terrifying.

How can l put my life on somebody else's hand?

People change. Do you know what l mean?

Her breasts overshadowed my vision...

as if there was nothing else in the world.

Rosy breasts, small...

delicate and at the same time omnipresent.

Two small hills concentrating the entire focus of my existence.

''Two small hills''...

What a disgrace!

Who the hell asked me to write about lust?

What's happening here?

You changed the lock without telling me!

l can't go into my own house anymore, is that so?

How disgusting!

Carlos Fernando, what has happened here?

l should have warned you, but...

-What are you doing here, mom? -Can't l come kiss my own son?

l missed you so much, darling.

You look so pale. Let me see.

-l think you're becoming anemic. -Not at all, mom.

Look, you've got love handles. You have to walk around Lagoa.

Look at your love handles.

-Darling, are you ok? -Everything is fine.

l came to fetch one of those porcelain pieces.

l got a buyer.

Can l go in or will it disturb the wife?

The wife is not here anymore, mom.

-Why not? -She doesn't live here anymore.

You have broken up?

-Let's party... -What is that all about, mom?

-What's that? -Thanks to all the gods...

to all the protectors of the universe!

lt was the best thing that could have happened to your life!

No, mom, it was the worst. l'm devastated.

Hello, lara. How is my favorite girl doing?

-How are you? -Tom�s! Honey!

-lt's been so long. -How is everything?

lt took you so long to come back.

-When did you arrive? -l've been here a few days.

-l'm kind of living here. -Too many days, isn't it, Tom�s?

l have missed you so much...

l was counting the days for your arrival.

You're overdoing it.

But Carlinhos, Tom�s is like a son to me, you know that.

Which is a pity, because he's gorgeous.

And you know if you weren't Carlinhos' mother...

Tom�s!

l would want you to be my mother.

Hello.

And who is this one?

Miguel Leibovich, how do you do?

-lara Fernandes. Charmed. -Mother.

-Who is she? -My mother.

-Nice meeting you. -Nice meeting you, Miguel.

This apartment is wonderful, a big party...

with so many charming men.

Don't even think about bringing women here...

to have orgies and those damn swingers parties...

because the super knows me. And quite well.

Ana! Wait, wait!

-What do you want, Tom�s? -Since you broke up with Carlos...

you are acting weird towards me. l had nothing to do with that.

-l'm confused as well. -But l still love Carlos.

-What about us? -There's no ''us'', Tom�s.

l may not know why l left.

-But l know why l came back. -You don't know anything.

Move it over. Exactly, over there!

This one?

Ok, thank you.

l'm coming!

-Hello. -Hello.

-ls Ana in? -She's asleep.

-Do you want me to wake her up? -Don't do that.

-May l come in? -Yes.

My God!

What a beauty!

Thank you.

-Would you like some coffee? -Do you have ice?

Yes.

Hello?

Yes, it's me. Hi, Carol.

What was that again? A campaign?

Ana didn't say anything to me.

She sent you a book? She sent my book?

Carol, l'm sorry, but l wasn't expecting that.

l'll have to think about it. l'll call you back. Bye.

Ana is crazy...

What did you want again? lce, isn't it?

Right.

Hello.

-Claudia? -Hi, Miguel.

-How are you? -l'm fine. And you?

l'm fine.

-And how is Andrea doing? -She's recovering.

-And you? How are you? -l'm ok.

l don't know.

l'm confused as hell.

l can drop by and we can talk.

l'd love that.

Ok. Kisses.

Do you want to take that?

No, it's too much. Unless you want to join me.

Then it will be two glasses and two ice cubes.

-The ice was for that. -Will you join me?

-What do you have there? -Absinthe.

Absinthe? l have never had absinthe.

There's always a first time.

Cheers!

My God, Miguel, you look terrible.

Would you like to drink something?

No, thank you. Aren't Tom�s and Carlos home?

Carlos is at Lagoa. And Tom�s, l don't have the faintest idea.

Has Andrea missed me?

Do you miss her?

That's something curious. The two more important women...

of my whole life have joined forces against me.

Miguel, you are so dramatic. ''The two women''...

Miguel, nobody has joined forces against you, darling.

-You're not on my side either. -Of course.

After what you did, that would be impossible.

That's delicious. lt tastes like anise.

You know what is good about it? You don't need much.

-You get smashed quickly. -That's dangerous.

Don't tell me you don't like a bit of danger.

No, what l've been through in life is enough for me.

You know, looking at you...

l feel you are lacking danger in your life...

-And a gorgeous woman like you. -Didn't you come for Ana?

You know she tells me everything.

Yes, l know. But l came to say goodbye.

What have we done with our lives?

Yeah, what have we done...

The more l told her: ''Stop, girl! Stop that!

For God's sake, stop!'', the more excited she got.

You're really naughty. That's why you came back.

-Of course not. -l'm getting to know you.

Do you want me to show you?

-Those bastards! -You don't have to watch this!

Wait a sec!

Do you know what? You're absolutely right.

-l don't have to watch. -Of course.

Do you want to know more?

-l'm tired. -Really?

l'm fed up of being good. Tired of being nice.

-Now, l want it too. -You want it too? What?

You!

-You're very beautiful. -l really am!

-You're very sexy. -Say more.

He has to be an idiot to leave a woman like you.

Forget him!

My God! l had forgotten how good this was.

Wait, Miguel, stop. Stop, Miguel. Stop!

Miguel, what about everything you just said about Andrea?

l know, but that doesn't stop us from having great sex.

l'm really an idiot!

Claudia!

Claudia, Claudia!

Don't tell Andrea anything.

What is all that noise?

-Haven't you gone to the zoo? -You're here, sorry, Ana.

-ls Andrea home? -l don't know. l was a sleep.

She must have gone out.

Hi, Miguel.

-What do you want now, Miguel? -l came to fetch some suits...

-This is my house. -Go get your suits!

Don't worry. l won't tell Andrea anything.

What is that?

You bastard!

Miguel!

What?

Your clothes arrived from the cleaner's.

They're in the laundry room.

Andrea? Both of them? Having sex?

l'll get that later.

What's that?

Miguelito, what a surprise!

-You son of a bitch! -Stop that!

Wait, let me explain to you.

Wait, damn!

-lt is not what you think! -You're a scoundrel!

Wait, wait!

l came to see you. To visit you! This is no time to be sleeping!

-Scoundrel! -Excuse me! Come here!

-l'm going to kill you. -Stop that!

l'm going to kill you, scoundrel!

l thought you were my friend!

l am your friend! You're crazy!

l saw you two making out! l saw it!

Pal, wait a minute. Stop it, pal!

-Stop that! -You saw me kissing him?

What are you talking about? You're nuts.

Stop that, guys! Stop it! Don't go so low!

-Let go of me! -Betrayer! Betrayer!

-Betrayer! -Let me go!

-Betrayer! -Calm down, girl.

Do you want to kill me? Are you crazy?

-Have you gone nuts? -l caught them having sex!

Wait, Carlos, it was not with Ana! lt was with Andrea!

-l'll kill you! -Stop that!

l'm going to kill you! Let me go!

l'm going to kill you! Come here! Come here!

-Can l have this steak? -No, it's mine.

-But if you're not eating it. -lt doesn't matter!

Could you pass me the salt, please?

l thought you didn't use salt anymore.

Have you changed your mind?

Wait a minute. Stop all that.

This is ridiculous. We have to talk.

l don't see why. lf you want to fill your food with salt...

-that's your problem. -l'm not talking about that.

l know.

Andrea, l don't know what you saw...

but l assure you nothing happened between Miguel and me.

Really? l saw you two hugging each other. l saw it!

Of course you've seen it. lt was really a hug.

And some hug.

Sorry, it was my mistake. l'm very sensitive.

At least, she didn't go behind the sculpture with him!

Look who's talking. As if you haven't done the same.

lt's different. We go back a long way.

l know, you've told me that a hundred times.

But l got nervous when l saw Claudia with Miguel.

l acted without thinking.

-And it was very good. -l can imagine.

Tom�s has always been good at...

No, it's not that.

l mean, it is that also.

Are you ok, Claudia?

To make things worse, l think l'm pregnant.

Really?

Does someone want a beer?

-l should beat your ass! -Stop that!

There's whisky, if you don't like beer.

Guys, fighting won't take us anywhere.

-How could you do that, Tom�s? -l'm a man, pal!

And she was the one who started it.

Andrea started it?

Andrea is not interested in sex at all.

lt didn't look that way.

Miguel, take it easy. Take it easy.

You provoked her, you shouldn't have gone after Claudia.

-She wasn't supposed to see it. -But she did. She saw it!

And besides, it is difficult to resist a woman like yours.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Wait, wait! Stop that. Sit down.

Tom�s...

That's true.

You don't do that to a friend.

lmagine how l would feel if l caught you and Ana together?

Come on, Carlos. Have you gone nuts? God forbid!

My period is 45 days late.

Nausea, bad mood, always sleepy...

And? What are you going to do?

l don't know, but l think l'll have an abortion.

Guys, for me it's impossible. How can l have a child by myself?

-What about my career. -l think you shouldn't do that.

From the bottom of my heart, you shouldn't.

l think so too, but it is her decision.

l know it's her decision.

But an abortion is not something simple.

lf something goes wrong, you can't even complain.

lt happened to me.

l can't have children.

l didn't have the guts to tell Miguel about it.

He doesn't know.

l never understood what happened.

lt was just an abortion. Women do it all the time.

That was that.

Then, all of a sudden, she stopped working...

she became weird...

started avoiding me. l don't know...

lt was as if she couldn't feel pleasure anymore.

Miguel touched me and l didn't feel a thing.

l felt no pleasure, l couldn't get excited.

l started to think l was a lousy woman.

ls that why you stopped working?

Yes, of course it was because of that.

But then this morning l don't know what happened.

But, when Tom�s touched me...

l started feeling again. l got horny.

lt was good!

-ls Tom�s really that good? -Yes, serious stuff!

-He confirms my O+ theory. -Which theory?

The universal donor. He's good not with one...

but with every woman. Nobody resists.

-The so-called ''honey penis''. -Exactly.

By the way, l was pissed off, l'm not anymore.

lt's only fair. Everybody should have the right to try it.

You can have your peace of mind.

Thank you very much. Because...

he made me see something very important:...

he made me see that my desire has not died inside me.

Miguel is the one who did.

Have you gone deaf? l've been ringing for hours!

-Do you know what time it is? -Time?

Time to put an order on this mess!

-This is dreadful! -This is decoration.

-Ok, l'm sorry. -lt's my home, mom.

No, Carlos Fernando, this house is mine!

lf you don't take good care of it...

You've been drinking, haven't you?

You've got that habit now.

Tomorrow, l want a copy of this key on my hand.

Tomorrow you'll have a copy of the key...

and you'll have the house. l'm getting out of here.

-What do you mean, get out? -Get out. l'll rent an apartment.

And the book? You're writing a book!

l have stopped.

l'll try to get my wife back...

l'm sure she wants a man who pays his own rent.

And can you tell me how are you going to pay the rent?

l can.

l'm going back to teaching...

literature classes at the university.

Then you can kiss this beautiful Lagoa view goodbye.

Because with the little money they paid you...

you will only be able to pay rent at small Tijuca studio ok, boy?

-Hello? -Ana, l'm sorry.

Forgive me, l'm sorry.

l'm repeating my self. l love you, Ana.

-Ana! l love you. -l'm coming over now.

Ok.

You're wearing your pajamas, you lunatic!

Tom�s, wake up, Ana is coming.

Tom�s, Ana is coming. Wake up!

l'm going to my room. You go for it.

Ana is yours! She has always been yours.

Tom�s...

l just wanted to thank you.

-Thank me for what? -Thank you...

for being the friend you are, for staying on my side.

lt's all right.

You know, for a moment l thought...

you would go after her. l even became jealous.

But then l...

realized you wouldn't do something like that.

Would you?

-Ana... -Tell me.

Look at me...

and tell me you two didn't have sex.

Carlinhos, let me explain something...

-Carlos, it wasn't like that. -lt is not like that, Ana!

Yeah, Tom�s likes to sleep with other men's wives by accident!

lsn't it, Tom�s? Get out of here!

You too, Ana. Get out!

Come, Ana.

-l spoke with Benny. -And?

He was in shock! First, l run away.

Then, l call him and tell him he'll be a father.

He's coming to Brazil as soon as possible, so we can talk.

Congratulations! This deserves a celebration!

-A double celebration! -Why?

Because of Ana.

-Damn! He'll never forgive me. -What happened?

Beautiful! Really beautiful!

Would you like to dance?

Do you?

-You stink! -What?

What are you doing here?

You are all l have, you know?

The closest thing to a family l ever had in life.

l tried to stay away, but l couldn't.

-That's why l came back. -Nice way of showing it.

Stop! Stop being so stubborn. Ana didn't betray you.

Ana may have had sex with me, but she didn't betray you. Never!

Stop telling me you both had sex!

For a scholar, you don't know very much! Nothing!

Treat your woman like you treat your book.

Tom�s, you could have gone after any woman in the world.

-Except Ana. -He didn't. lt just happened.

And it is your fault as much as ours.

Now, it's my fault you two had sex on my bed? ls that so?

-lt's not that. -Get out!

-Let me talk to you! -Ana, get out!

-Let me talk to you! -Get out of my house!

-Let's talk! -No, get out, Tom�s!

Let me talk to you!

Don't you realize? Ana has chosen you over me!

l had to stay away from you, from her! For seven years!

l had to go away, not you!

Your life doesn't concern me anymore. Leave!

lt's a pity that my best and only friend has changed so much.

So much!

What are you doing? Stop that!

Stop that!

Tom�s!

Benny!

TO MY FRlENDS, KlSSES FROM TOM�S

l was writing a you a note. Here it is.

A note?

You're going on a trip?

-Where to? -Sao Paulo.

l was hired to photograph the ''Feminino Plural'' campaign.

And what about us?

l remembered today how much we loved each other.

You were very patient with me. You said l shouldn't be afraid...

you were going to explain the world me to.

Don't you think we could try once more?

We can try and have a baby.

lt's too late.

Take care.

Bye.

l have just come to fetch my lenses, some clothes.

Ok.

Did you really give up on the book?

Yeah...

l did.

l think l can't write.

You're such a good writer.

You shouldn't give up.

l think that was never the book l wanted to write.

l think l should write about something real...

something that l had really lived through.

l have started a story. lt's all inside my head.

lt will take a while, because l have found a job.

lt's about...

love...

sex, betrayal.

A story about a couple. No, it's...

the story of three friends.

But l am a little unhappy with the ending.

Why don't we rewrite it?

The ending.

Pal, l'm sorry. Nobody answers.

l can't let you up.

Have you met Cirilo?

Carlos!

Ana!

Ana!

Carlitos!

Ana!

Ana!

Carlinhos! Wait. Carlitos!

Cut! Cool, perfect.

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