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Yo, what are you doing.

Yo, bro, I'm watching the fucking game.

I was watching something.

I was watching something.

watching something. Didn't you see that? So?

So? Come on, man. This game's gonna suck anyways.

Dude, no, it's not. It's way better than your fucking show.

Dude, my shit was dope. I don't know what you're talking about.

No, it wasn't. It was super boring, science and garbage.

These teams suck. Sports suck.

Dude, no, they don't. Yeah, sports suck, right? That's why everyone watches them.

Dude, do not see how popular this show is right now?

Dude, sports are way more popular.

I'm trying to go.

I'm trying to do.

watch TV and I was here first. No, it doesn't, no, I was here first. That's not true. He's lying. He's lying. You too need to calm down.

Come over. We're gonna watch what I want to watch if you're not going to decide on something together.

Okay? Yes, step, mom.

I love watching the cooking shows and now you guys are gonna watch it with me.

Oh, great.

Maybe you guys can kick me something together later.

You need to learn how to cook.

Do you guys think you know what to cook?

You cook first.

That's the same. You usually handle the cooking, so...

Well, it's time for you to learn.

I guess.

Well, I think we're going to learn from the stupid show.

Yes. This is how I learned.

Cooking show.

Yeah, okay.

This is my favorite show.

You guys are gonna love it. Have you even seen this show?

I mean, yeah, I've seen it whenever you've watched it, but that's about it.

Yeah.

That's about it.

I'm not gonna go out of my way to watch a cooking show.

I've ever seen the full episode.

It's just for the time being, for sure.

Well, you're gonna watch this full episode with me.

Oh, God, it's just so boring.

Can we turn the game back on please?

No!

The game is boring.

No, it's not.

It's fun!

What are you gonna learn from math?

That's a waste of time.

I mean, better plays?

Okay, do you even play sports?

Yeah?

What are you doing in school, are you?

Some wrestling and football.

I just do.

I just got an A on my last test.

Honestly, I did really good.

Aced my math test.

Oh!

Mm-hmm.

Good job.

Yeah, it's been pretty cool.

Fucking show off.

What did you get on your math test?

I don't want to talk about it.

How did you get...

An F.

You put an F?

Yeah.

Come on, bro.

Are you paying attention?

Well, I am, but math is super hard.

For some people.

I mean, you could try studying when you get home.

get home?

I mean, I do study a little bit, but...

It's just...

It's just...

It's just...

It's...

It's so difficult.

You know, not everyone's academically inclined.

Well, maybe we can find a show that has something to do with math.

That you can watch after this.

That sounds terrible.

There's gotta be something, like, fun and entertaining that you can watch about math.

I know I grew up watching stuff, or they're like computer games that you can play.

Didn't they used to call math crank back in the day?

Hmm...

I don't know.

if that was really my time.

Um... I don't know how... I'm...

Not as old as you think I am.

I'm your step mom.

Doesn't mean I'm super old.

Um...

I think we can find a fun computer game for you.

Or like, maybe a phone game.

Math games?

Yeah, they're fun.

They suck.

They're fun.

You really need me to, man.

I'll tutor you.

Come on now.

I don't want you to do that.

That's weird.

I mean...

I think he should.

I can help you.

You aced your test.

Always.

I mean, you're living in the same house.

Like, might as well.

Yeah, man.

I'm down to shoot some hoops with you.

You can do that.

You can learn while you're playing games.

It's probably better than, like, a video game.

Oh, come on.

It's more an...

A video game is... I don't know.

Like sports are better.

What math?

Are you gonna learn with that, though?

I don't know.

Keep track of points.

That's math?

That's like basic math.

So?

What kind of math are you taking right now?

Algebra.

Um, are you going to learn algebra from sport?

I really don't think that sports are gonna teach you, though, about math.

But he can, like, I mean, you're gonna learn from your brother.

I don't want him to tutor me.

You gotta teach me how to throw a football, bro.

Come on, it'll be an even trick.

Yeah, you can teach you to the other thing.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I feel like that seems like a lot of work.

I'm gonna study more.

I don't know study.

I mean, you're gonna have to be able to graduate so you've got to do something.

Yeah, I can graduate. I'll just, you know, I'll get by on a scholarship.

You really think you're gonna get a scholarship if you can F on your test?

You need the grades, bro, do the sports.

I mean, I don't know.

I feel like I could probably figure something out.

Yeah, by studying.

I know, though what's hanging up?

Oh, my God, so boring, no.

Yeah, you don't want to be stuck in school forever, so you're gonna actually pass your test?

Hey, man, I think sports are boring, but I'm willing to help you.

I mean, Nick As, what would you want to learn?

I said, man.

I know ladies like sports and guys who do them, so you want to teach me, you know, how to throw a baseball, how to shoot a basketball.

I appreciate it.

I mean, yeah, I suppose.

I think that's a good trade.

I guess I could try it.

I don't know.

Don't be opposed to it.

And then, I mean, we're learning how to cook right now, so...

That's a really valuable skill, too.

I mean, I don't know. Maybe.

What do you guys even know how to cook?

That's hot cheese?

That's it.

Sirio.

God.

Serial does not count.

Yeah, come on, dude.

What do you?

Wait.

At least real cheese is still cooking.

Yeah, that counts way more, but still barely.

Oh, come on.

You kind of toast the bread still.

You can learn a lot more than that.

It's really the basic.

Yeah, but like, why else would I need to learn anything else?

I mean, do you ever want to wow a woman?

Like, you're just going to rely a woman forever for cooking?

Are you kidding me?

I think it's...

Well, I just impressed them with my football skills, don't you know?

football skills, don't you know?

Good luck.

That's not enough.

That's not enough.

I think it's fine.

I'll definitely impress a woman way more from how to cook.

I mean, I guess.

So pay attention to this show because I don't know how it's annoying.

I'm paying attention a little bit, but I can't promise you don't want to actually learn anything from it.

It's so entertaining though. How could you not?

What you mean?

This is my favorite show.

Like everything we do is so extra and just so unnecessary.

Like, I mean, I think that you're gonna be good at cooking if you watch at least a couple episodes.

I mean, but...

It's not that hard, just pay attention.

But like, it's like a science though. I'm not got a science.

It's kind of like a science equation, isn't it?

It's way easier, honestly.

It's way easier, honestly.

It's a chemistry.

Have you ever followed a recipe before?

I mean...

Something like that.

Kind of.

I know how to do equations.

Is that kinda like the same thing?

Yeah, kind of.

Hmm.

Yeah, if you're good at math, I'm sure it'll be good at cooking.

I can see that.

I don't know about you, though.

Oh, come on.

Don't believe in me?

You don't believe in yourself.

I don't believe in you if you don't even think you.

You're my mom.

You should be.

You mean, you're my mom.

You should believe me.

Even find them.

I mean, you're out here getting asked, so you gotta try harder.

It requires so much effort.

It's not that hard.

It's not that hard.

Especially if you have a recipe and you're cooking something, it tells you exactly what to do.

Just follow the directions, man.

Yeah, exactly.

You know how to do a play, you know?

You know how to listen to the coach.

It's not too bad.

Yeah, I guess that's pretty much the same.

So it should be easy for you.

Yeah, yeah.

Just think about it like a, you know, a play in a playbook.

playbook.

You just follow the route.

Next thing you know, get it done.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's true.

I suppose I can just see the same thing.

Maybe if you like tell me how to do it, I can probably figure it out.

Yeah, I mean, it's pretty much the same as following a recipe.

You just read you the recipe.

And then you can learn that it's easy enough to read it yourself.

Like, you know how to read.

Yeah.

Barely.

I'm not that bad.

I'm sorry, right.

You know.

Your last English test wouldn't say that.

No.

I mean, hey, football, there's demand me.

Are you hitting the head a lot?

That's true.

Have you ever had a concussion from that?

What?

Have you ever had a concussion from that?

What?

What?

What are you okay?

I don't know what you talking about?

We might need to get you checked out.

I know that can really do some damage.

No, I'm probably fine.

It's a lot of paper to just be cooking in the kitchen.

I mean, sports like,

it's like, can you really rely on that for this to your life?

Cooking is something that you can use every day.

Multiple times per day.

I mean, sports are good.

I mean, sports make money.

Yeah, cooking can make money too.

Well, yeah, but if you're like, I don't know,

insane way good and just, I don't know, extra out of it.

It's like sports are, you know, easier.

It's like, you just run.

So as long as you're athletic, you're fine.

Really?

What?

You just run.

all you do.

Yeah, just run.

You gotta be fat.

Are you gonna be a runner?

Is that what you're gonna do?

Yeah, yeah.

You can catch those balls.

Exactly.

She'd be a celebrity chef.

Wow.

Good like getting away.

You don't know how to cook though.

It's fine.

She'll be super impressed by my football throw.

Do you think?

Athletic skills.

Good luck, I don't know about that.

I think I'll be fine, you know.

I'll, you know, get a good job, make a good amount of money.

Make a good amount of money.

And then who's not gonna want me?

You don't want to cook?

No.

Oh my god!

Didn't see no!

What the fuck?

It's not.

It's kind of boring.

Yeah, come on.

He wants to do that.

I mean, if you want a girl, it won't fuck you, right.

Mom.

Language?

Yeah.

I mean, I'm just being real.

Like, if you really want to be treated right,

you gotta treat her right.

No, 100%.

I guess you're right, mom.

Always right.

I'm right.

Man, I want to hear about mom talking about sex.

God.

Weird.

That is kinda weird, huh?

I'm just looking after you, too.

I appreciate that.

I guess.

I suppose.

Just pay attention to this show.

Can you check you back to the game?

No.

Why?

What I was watched?

It's not over yet.

We've been watching this forever.

It's like an hour long. We just started.

Come on, it's so boring.

I was watching the best show out everywhere right now.

Everybody's talking about and I'm not gonna know what to say.

Yeah.

You've been.

Yeah, you even learning anything from that show?

You can learn so much from this.

Yeah.

I don't know.

At this point, I feel like bro's show is probably better.

I'm telling you, it was pretty good.

And even, I might even be down to watch the game.

To be honest, better than this.

You guys shouldn't have been fighting,

and I wouldn't have to come in here and stop to you.

Well.

You have to learn how to share.

I mean, we're kind of agreeing now.

We can just turn back.

No.

It's too late.

Let's watch the game.

No.

See?

See?

He wants to watch the game there too.

Oh.

I don't care. It's too late.

You're going to learn how to cook.

I should show.

You know, I've never had a concussion.

Um.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

No, I think I'm good.

I think we should take you to the doctor later.

I don't want to go to the doctors.

It's fine.

Maybe this will help you learn math and learn how to cook.

Maybe you'll be...

Going to the doctors, maybe teach me how to cook.

I mean, it seems like you have a bad memory, so.

I don't know what you're talking about.

That's okay.

I'll make you the appointment later.

No. I don't want to go.

Actually, I feel like I'm learning something from this.

Right? I don't know.

It's not you good show.

Good for you, you, you fucking nerd.

Asshole jock.

All you know what it tells, handle balls.

So, do you guys want to know how to cook when I'm on vacation?

I'm ordering pizza?

No.

Yeah, so if I'm on vacation, I'm just gonna order out.

Um, pizza's not good for you.

Yeah.

Who cares? As long as he runs down, it's still.

It tastes good.

Yeah, it does taste pretty good, huh?

Mom, if you actually, when I care about your bodies,

you're gonna have to start eating more than just pizza.

I do. I always work it off. It's fine.

I don't feel like...

So how it works.

You can't just work everything on.

It's my brain.

It's still not good for your health.

It's still not good for your health.

Still not good for your health.

So I do with the wrestling all the time when I got up to wait.

Oh my god.

I worked up and I got a dinner.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

I worked up an appetite watching the show.

I'm going to get dinner ready.

Okay.

Wait, wait.

Wait.

What about me?

Well, what about me?

What's up here, bro?

Whatever.

Fuck you.

Oh, man.

I took a fucking game back on.

Oh, my.

Oh.

Mom.

I got an A nail on my math test.

Oh, fuck.

I totally failed that shit.

that shit.

Hey, don't tell.

Let's see.

Let's see.

So, Mom.

How is school?

How is school?

Fantastic.

I got another A on my math test today.

Oh, I got another one?

Another one.

That's what I do.

What did you expect?

Thank you.

That's actually what I expected.

Lots of hard work.

You know.

Luckily, kind of smart.

So.

So that's been pretty nice.

You know, it's a lot of hard work though.

You know, I'm not out there.

I'm not talking to many girls, but at least I'm getting good grades and hopefully I'm making you proud.

Yeah, I'm very proud.

Thank you.

Appreciate that one.

But what about you? How was your test?

I don't want to talk about it.

What do you know?

At least one of you is smart.

That's rude.

I mean, maybe if you would study, you could be smart too.

I just, look, I mean, I think my sports are fine.

Honestly, I'll make it.

Um, it's not enough.

It's a pretty rough chance right there, man.

That's what you're going for.

Come on.

You just believe in me a little bit. Come on.

I mean, I would believe in you if you would actually study.

You're not doing anything to make anything work, so.

So.

So yeah, I failed my test.

Duh.

You failed two tests this month?

Well, yeah, but it's fine.

It's not. It's not fine.

Did you worry about your future now?

What about college?

What do you mean? I'll just get a scholarship, bro, is it?

You're not?

I'm gonna get a scholarship if you're not trying at all.

I am trying in sports.

I didn't even brought my football, didn't you see?

Make sure it's protected.

Um, I mean, did you even bring a backpack with you to school?

No, why would I need that?

Uh, good, man.

Did you not bring any homework with you?

No.

Are you not doing your homework?

Well, why would I need to?

I told you I'm gonna get a scholarship, it's fine.

Um.

Come on, yeah.

You're not gonna get a scholarship if you're not doing your homework.

Oh, it's fine.

It's fine.

It's not.

We're gonna have to food it.

I'm gonna need you both to be getting straight as by the end of this month, O'Kara.

You don't have to worry about me.

Thank God.

Come on, bro.

Like I said.

Anytime you need help studying.

I'm here anytime.

I'm here anytime.

I'm gonna have to start punishing you if you keep getting us.

No, I mean, let's be fine.

I mean, you know, I am, look, I'm doing really good at football.

I think you're really good at.

What about your other classes?

Well, we talked about the other classes.

How are you doing in science?

I have an A in science.

Oh, look it's fucking for you.

What about you?

Uh.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know, like a D.

It's on F.

Still failing, bro.

Not quite, I think D's passing, right?

You don't have an A in any of your classes?

No.

Maybe P.E.

Well, yeah, P.E, I actually.

I am pretty good at that, but...

Do you have an A in P.

I do have an A and P.

I do have an A and P.

I actually.

I actually have a C in P.E, but that is passing.

Hmm.

You guys really should help each other out more.

I don't know. I mean, I guess I could, but...

I'm not...

Academics aren't really my thing, you know?

Uh...

We're gonna have to start banging your thing.

They should, bro.

I think it's really important for the future.

And how do you have a C&P?

How's that even possible?

Well, you know, I'm just not the most athleticly gifted person.

You know, I don't like to participate.

I'm usually reading a book in the corner or something.

Uh...

Literally all you have to do for an A is

participate. You don't even have to be good at it.

Yeah, but I mean, I'd rather, you know, get ready for my next class or, you know, finish up the book that I was reading.

I really want to be too active.

I mean, can't you just have an audiobook in or something while you're like running or whatever?

That's exercise. I don't want to exercise.

Um.

Mm.

Um, Anthony, if you're not gonna get good grades, you're not going to be able to use mommy's hold.

Oh, what? Come on. This is not fair.

Switch.

Oh. Oh, oh. Oh, my God, fine.

Ah. All right.

Yeah.

What's you reading?

What's you reading?

I'm reading about.

I'm reading about just different places that I want to visit.

Oh yeah?

I have a really long list. I don't even know where to begin.

Hmm.

Yeah, I mean, traveling would be kind of cool.

And you know, we can travel together once I get my scholarship and they get a bunch of money.

If you get your scholarship.

You get your scholarship.

You gonna hold this work?

Yeah, please.

I've known you want the page switched.

I'm almost done with this page.

Yeah, can you turn it?

Yeah.

Thank you.

There's so many places to travel. I don't want to go first.

Oh, that looks nice.

Yeah, it looks pretty nice.

I think this is really expensive though.

Would you guys want to go there with me?

Fuck yeah.

I mean, yeah, I'd be interested.

I want to go to Turkey. There's probably a lot of good history there.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Are there any places you guys want to travel?

I want to go to Italy so I can go see all the fine arts.

Yeah, sounds like you want a fucking tool.

You should go to Rome because you're just a gladiator.

Oh, so.

a brook.

Where do you want to go?

I don't know.

It's a good question. I don't really consider the whole lot of travel.

I'm not doing very good at geography, so I'm not really entirely familiar with that.

Do you even know where Europe's at?

No idea.

Really?

Wow.

Shouldn't be surprised.

I mean, maybe we can go there and then you can learn about it through traveling.

That's true.

Traveling is a really good way to learn about people.

a really good way to learn about places.

Definitely.

True.

If we travel a little bit, I could probably, you know, learn more about geography.

And I'll tell you the history of the place, of course, too.

So you can actually know about it.

How about this? How about you get an A in geography?

We'll go wherever you want at the end of here.

I mean, okay. Yeah, I can work on that.

Good.

Come on, bro, too. And I want to go on vacation.

That's fine. Well, then you need to try to be better a sports or something.

You regret it and be.

regretting B.

All right, we'll see.

I still have like a 3.0 GPA.

What would you want as an reward to get an A in fucking gym?

Um, honestly, maybe like a new calculator or something, so I can do more math.

All right.

Consider it gone.

A calculator out of my own.

That's a way easier than a vacation.

I want to be too hard on you, Mom.

We're already dealing with one of us.

Do you need to go to the next page?

Um, yeah. Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Castle?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, that'd be kind of cool.

Probably somewhere like France or Germany or England.

That would be actually really cool.

And at least this guy would know the language, English.

Are you guys taking any languages in school right now?

No. I was taking German, but I dropped it.

Oh, why?

I'm still getting an A in French.

I wasn't really doing that great.

Ah. Why not?

I mean, have you ever tried learning German? It's pretty difficult.

difficult.

It's got to study, bro.

There's a bunch of apps these days too that you could use to help you learn.

Yeah, it's not helpful though.

You can just watch shows in that language.

Like, subtitles on?

He learned that way.

Is that really good?

Yeah, but like, I gotta read a bunch.

It's not that hard.

I mean, it's not hard.

I mean, it's not hard that's per se, but like it's boring.

Hmm.

It would be worth it when I am buying a vacation wherever you want the language of.

Come on, bro.

Anyway, if you were to have only think of only language,

language is way harder.

I mean, I might as well reward you if you do good in each class.

I mean, yeah, I've already dropped that class, so maybe I can pick something up like in the next semester.

Um, I guess.

Better than never.

Yeah.

Are you guys reading books right now?

No. I don't really, don't really read.

I'm reading Shakespeare.

Really?

Not going good for you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did you like that?

Do you like that?

Is that good?

It's okay.

Oh.

Oh.

I think I'm going to empty my neck too.

Alright.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna go away.

Yeah.

It's kind of interesting. We just walk me.

Yeah, it looks pretty.

Right?

I think we should with her.

Yeah, we'll know.

Oh, I want to go for sure.

There's so many places.

Alright, boys.

I want you to wash up before a separate, okay?

All ready.

Already.

Okay.

Makes sense.

I'll be waiting for you over here.

Okay.

I'm going to be doing.

You

I'm going

How about

What's up

today.

There's nothing

much.

I'm

Hey.

What's up?

How's it?

How are you doing?

Good.

What are you guys up to you today?

There's nothing much.

I'm going to hang out, you know?

Yeah.

I'm just bored around the house a little bit. Yeah. You guys figured out what you're going to cook for me

later yet?

I'm cooking for you.

Yeah, I mean we watched that cooking show. You guys need some practice.

I thought that was a joke.

No, aren't kidding me?

I guess we can figure something out.

You can't just watch something out.

You can't just watch something and think that that's going to be enough.

to teach you.

You need some actual practice.

I was going to practice later or something.

I mean, you can practice when you make me food.

I'm trying to think what I would want.

I do like salad, but I think that would just be a good starter.

I think you can make me a couple other things.

Like an entree and a dessert would be nice too.

I mean, we can probably think of some stuff, you know.

We'll figure it out.

Like, what do you have in mind?

Um, I really like roasted vegetables with my salads.

I like at least like 10 different ingredients.

I know a lot of salads are really boring, so.

Maybe some like almonds in there too.

What do you guys like in your salads?

I don't really eat salad.

I mean...

It's good for you.

I like a cooking.

You know, yeah, I like chicken.

Some steak.

steak?

I want to keep it pretty clean, maybe like chickpeas.

Um, we can like roast them. I think that would be good.

As for the entree though, um, I don't know.

Are you guys craving anything?

I kinda wanted to do like quinoa and steak, you know, something?

You know?

Something kind of healthy.

I do like quinoa.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

That's a good idea.

Um, honestly, maybe kinawa and salmon.

It sounds even better.

Hmm.

Let's do some roasted vegetables in kinawa.

Hmm.

Let's do some roasted vegetables in kinawa.

Thank you.

I want to get like a rainbow platter of different vegetables.

Because I can't really choose.

There are just so many ones that I want.

I mean, yeah.

Like sweet potatoes.

Some like roasted beets.

I really like.

I really like.

Golden Beats. They're really pretty.

Golden Beets?

Have you guys had those?

I have not. I didn't even know what they was.

Yeah, neither are. They're pretty smart. That's pretty crazy.

They're really pretty.

They taste good?

Mm-hmm. I think just pretty much exactly like normal beef.

Oh, well I'm not.

I think you can't make it kind of taste like dirt.

Have you ever had them roasted though?

I don't know. They're probably tasted like roasted dirt.

It doesn't taste like dirt.

They're really sweet if you are roasted.

them really.

Oh, I explained me I haven't have them right way though.

Yeah, you guys can try it tonight.

What can we spit roast? You?

Of course, boys. You can use my oils any time you want.

Thanks, Mom. I appreciate it.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

What are we gonna have for dessert?

We can just, you know, buy something.

No.

Uh-uh.

Well, not why. I mean, do we even have any ingredients for dessert?

Mm-hmm.

I just dig some ice cream or something. You don't gotta make anything.

You can bake some cookies, I feel like.

Yeah, you can definitely pick some cookies.

We got flowers.

We just love doing extra work, huh?

You gotta learn. This is the only way you're gonna learn.

Got to practice, man. Got to study.

Mm-hmm.

Mine's boring, though.

It's not boring. You haven't even tried.

You don't know.

I try on occasion.

What was the last time you tried to cook?

Uh, the grilled cheese I made it the other day.

It was only a little burnt.

Oh, you burnt to grilled cheese.

I mean, I got distracted. I was, you know, looking at my football in a really romantic way.

What?

How do you look at football in a romantic way?

I don't know.

We got a really close relationship, you know?

I always try to catch the ball and, you know, I...

and, you know, I've got to carry it around with me, you know, school.

Um, okay, it's kind of weird.

So it's part, it's, you wouldn't understand.

It's part of my, uh, my, uh, routine, you know.

He's studying football, I guess.

Yeah, to study football, you have to, you know, understand the ball.

Be the ball. Yeah.

Well, once you do better at your sport, if you eat correctly,

I mean, it'll give you the right energy,

like, you can't actually be able to cook and feed yourself.

You can't be able to cook and eat yourself.

You can't be relaxed.

You can't be able to eat yourself.

You can't be really, you can't be able to eat.

You can't be relying off my cooking forever.

What do you mean?

I could.

No, I have things to do.

What do you mean?

You don't have just all the time in the world to cook me meals every day?

I want to live my life too, you guys.

I get good grades.

Don't I deserve you take care of?

Yeah, exactly.

I mean, yeah, I cook you breakfast and lunch and dinner every day.

Like, you can do it at least once a week.

Oh my goodness.

How are you going to cook when you move out?

Hmm.

Yes, you're right.

I have to figure that out eventually.

Yeah, you have to learn.

Well, Mom, I think you should just, you know, teach us a little bit.

Maybe if we, you know, actually teach me how to cook in the kitchen, I can start cooking.

I mean, yeah, I'll teach you.

I'll teach you.

I mean, yeah, I'll teach you.

And then I'll show you how to use your recipe, so you don't name you there every time.

Okay.

I think that would be the best move, honestly.

Yeah, because the biggest thing, you know, I just,

I don't really know how to cook or anything, so, you know.

I learn fast.

I imagine I'll get it quick, Mom.

Yeah, I think you guys will get the hang of it really fast.

Especially if you're doing a salad, an entree, and dessert.

That's like three opportunities to practice today.

Ooh.

Alright, well, you gotta show us the ropes, though.

Oh well.

Oh, well.

At least for the first time.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

I got you.

Oh, you.

What are you guys most excited to make?

Yeah.

It's going to smell really good, having those cookies baking.

Hopefully.

It's going to taste really good, too.

I love cookies.

Yeah, because you look pretty good.

You just have a favorite kind of cookie that you'd want to make?

Chocolate chip.

I mean, let's do chocolate chunks instead.

I feel like the chunks might like, you know, make better maybe.

Yeah, let's do that.

I feel like that's a good compromise.

Like, there's not that much of a difference between chocolate chip and chunks.

Yeah, I mean, that would be fine.

It both tastes pretty much the same.

I thought that was the same thing.

No, because, you know, chocolate chunks of chocolate, not just little chips.

Oh.

Yeah.

So you're teaching you something.

Is there anything you guys want to make in particular in the kitchen, is it not for me?

Like for yourselves, you want to work with my first?

Spaghetti and meatballs.

Yeah, nice steak.

Mmm.

I want to do pasta.

I love pasta.

I love that.

Doesn't every girl?

Yeah.

Hopefully.

Is that how I can get a girl to like me?

Oh yeah, for sure.

Yeah, definitely do that.

Man, I feel like no girls like me.

What should I do mom?

Well, it's because you're kind of a loser, so.

Yeah, I guess.

I'm really smart.

I thought that's what girls liked.

I mean, how's not going to help her in any way?

Like, like I said earlier, if you're cooking for a girl, she's going to like you, and that's

exactly.

We live.

I want to show you guys how to cook.

I get it.

That's going to help you the most because a lot of guys don't know how to cook, so you'll have that

advantage and they'll just fall for you immediately.

Mmm.

Food is the way to a girl's heart then, huh?

100% yes.

I get it.

So you have something to offer?

Yeah, you can't just be smart or know how to play sports.

Oh, I got to be...

the Vimal package.

Yeah.

I got something off, I can teach you how to throw a ball.

Yeah.

Okay.

She needs to do a taxes.

Come on now.

You try to catch these balls, you know.

Oh.

Anything else you think that you know, to get some of, you know, to get some girls to get some girls' attention?

Hmm, I mean, if you're gonna take them one of the day, you better pay for their food.

I figured that.

Even if they're like, no, I'll go half, you better pay for the whole thing.

But I mean, hey, they're offering.

No, no.

Don't.

Don't ever go half.

I was smart enough to kind of know that, honestly.

That's good.

I get it.

I get it.

I'm trying to pick up girls.

How do you pick some other things you get to do?

How do you pick up girls, bro?

Oh, well, I mean, I just show my varsity of other things.

Oh, well, I mean, I just show my varsity of other things.

on my varsity leather jacket, you know?

Really?

Yeah.

That works for you?

Yeah.

Does I keep them around though?

I mean, not usually, but I don't really want them to stick around, so it's fine.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

So you're just a fuckboy then.

Well, I want a girlfriend.

I mean...

I don't know, I guess.

No.

Well, I guess if that works for you, then whatever.

Yes.

But you want a girlfriend, though.

Yeah, I'm trying to figure that out.

I want a real relationship with somebody.

That'd be great.

Someone I could have some intimate time with and actually mean something, you know?

I mean, cooking is really going to help you the most, I think.

You have a girl over or pick her up.

Don't make her drive to.

Okay.

I get that.

Girls like it when they get picked up.

Of course.

They don't have to, you know, be a ride for somebody.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I get that. Can I borrow the car?

Well, maybe if you bring your PE grade up to an A, I'll think about it.

Thank you.

I understand. I promise I will.

Good. Now you have an incentive.

Oh.

It's a really good.

I was actually good.

I was actually to ask.

How did you meet that?

It's a really good question.

I was actually at the grocery.

I was actually at the grocery.

I was actually at the grocery store.

Really?

Uh-huh.

And I always thought that would be a romantic way to meet someone, so I love that and met him there.

Yeah, that's how I want to meet my next girlfriend, or girlfriend in general.

I mean, yeah, if you're like shopping for some vegetables.

Yeah, I'll often cook for her.

Yeah, exactly.

That makes sense.

I like that.

So is that how it happened?

Well, I was shopping for vegetables when I saw he was looking at the Romanesco, which is my favorite vegetable.

Which is my favorite vegetables.

vegetable.

Wow.

And I know a lot of people don't really have never tried that, so I was, like, surprised that he was looking at it.

I was like, well, how do you like to use this, like, in recipes?

And I just started talking and I gave him my number because he asked for it.

And we went on a date.

Oh, that's a sweet story.

I like that a lot.

I always wondered.

Mm-hmm.

Amen.

Amen.

Auxie.

Amen.

So, bro, you got any girls in mine?

Yeah, I'm thinking about Rebecca from school, you know.

She's smart.

She's funny, you know?

Yeah.

But I don't think she's ever going to notice me.

Yeah, probably not.

What classes do you have with her?

We have all honors classes together.

She's really smart.

But, I don't know.

I think she's just way out of my league right now.

Why?

That's why I'm trying to figure things out.

I don't know.

It's just, it seems like I've never had attention from a girl,

so I don't even know how to go about it.

I'm just so, like, caught up in my books all the time.

Well, that's your problem, bro.

Right.

I'm not having too much fun.

I mean, maybe you can bring some of those cookies

that you're going to make later to school and get her some.

Okay, that's cute.

I like that.

You think that'll work?

Yeah, especially if you tell her that you made them.

Right.

I think you're right. That means something.

Yeah.

It'll show that I care.

Exactly.

Hey, bro.

Could we switch holes?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Here.

Are you going to bring cookies sunny rules that's close to?

Nah, it's okay. I've shown my football.

how well it's taken care of. They'll look at it and they'll know I'll be able to take care of her.

Is that way you bring it in a box? Yeah. Wow. That makes sure that's just safe. It's not a very

nice box. Maybe you should get like a nicer looking box. I mean, the box is fine. The whole point of

the box is just protect the football. You guys have any dates planned coming up?

I got a couple. A couple. Are they all with the same girl or? No.

Oh. Well, two are, but the other three aren't. Oh my god. Five dates. Yeah. Wow.

What are you guys going to do? Building plans on. Show off. I mean, of course, yeah. I mean, uh, probably we'll, I don't know. I know. I know if one of them's going to go to the game. And, uh, after that, I'm not really sure. I still have to figure out the plans. Wait, is it your game? Well, yeah. I'm not going to be like sitting with her or anything. She just told me she should go.

So you're calling that a date?

Yeah, it's fine.

Um, I don't know if I would call that a date. It's kind of sad.

Oh, well, I mean, she's just, she's going. We, you know, we fucked her thing once or twice.

But, you know.

I guess.

About you any dates?

No. Of course not. I'm too busy with school and stuff.

I'm reading about my grace. I'm not about girls right now.

Yeah, I see a good grace.

I have the best grades.

Wait, so is that what you're failing on your classes? You have all these dates, like that?

Well, I mean, that might have a little to do with it, but it's not the main reason, of course.

What's the main reason then?

I mean, football's life, don't you know? I don't carry around my bag and don't have my, you know, my stuff.

You know, most of my grades are taken off of, you know?

I'm excited to hear about all your five dates that you're going on, even though one of them isn't really a date.

Oh, God, it's still a date.

Oh, but we're going to talk after the game.

I mean, I don't talk or just hook up?

Well, not hook up. I don't know.

Well, you're lucky, very way.

They'll be doing it.

Yeah, I'll be fine.

Yeah.

I still wouldn't really call them on a date.

I mean, well, we're doing stuff afterwards, so.

What are you doing after?

I don't know.

I just fucking that fit you should take your TV observatory I'm gonna

wanna do that that's like nerd shit today what do you think I think the

observatory is definitely more of a date than just her sitting alone watching play sports

that's fine I think she enjoys it really yeah and I would I would you do

I still think the best date would be if you just like made her food like either a cup, like that's a great.

Maybe I can do that for one of my other four.

That's three, I guess.

It's a start.

Better than nothing.

You still can show me the roast, though.

I won't show you what's right.

I'm really excited to hear about these dates, though.

I mean, I'm pretty sure the one where the girl's just watching place where's not going to work out.

But I mean, I guess if you're just being a fuckboy and you don't even care of.

if they work out then yeah i'll be fine hopefully you'll be going my day soon now i hope so. Oh yeah, oh yeah oh yeah

All right, well, I'll be waiting free to teach us cooking.

Thanks for the advice mom, I appreciate it.

You're all right, I'll have you to cook for me later.

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