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This album was
recorded in 1982.
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Banner year
for metal.
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They look like they
haven't aged a day.
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Neither have
their haircuts.
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What's the matter
with you?
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Oh, I'm just--
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Thinking about Nikki.
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Have you seen her
since the pump and dump?
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No, she um--
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She hasn't called
or anything.
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I don't know
what I did wrong.
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At least you know what
kinda girl she is.
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Yeah, a slut.
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Look, these idiots write a song
about the Pure Evil One can't be
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a virgin, and then some
heavy metal slut shows up out of
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nowhere, has sex with you and
then conveniently disappears?
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Doesn't that seem like an
odd coincidence to you?
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Sign me up,
Miss Dempsey.
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Sorry, Zack.
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It's track and field,
not the special Olympics.
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If you can't stand
up, you can't sign up.
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Oh can't I.
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Well you just
proved me wrong.
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Um--
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I can't stop my legs--
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Look, Zack Dumphey's walking!
He must have the book!
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I can't stop my legs!
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Help meeeee!
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Ahhhhh!
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[energy pulsing]
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What the hell
just happened?
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Where did Todd go?
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Dude hit the breaks!
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I can't!
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I can't!
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Ahhhhhh!
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Ahhhhhh!
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[alarm sounding]
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What the hell--
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Hey Zack,
are you okay?
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[groaning]
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Ooookay.
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Hurry up you
shit-roosters!
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We're gonna
lose them!
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He's around here
somewhere, find him!
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[alarm sounding]
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Holy shit!
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Hey, little dude!
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Where ya been?
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What the hell
is going on?!
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You'll find out soon enough.
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Loser.
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[laughing]
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Told you
he'd be back.
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Hey!
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Hey I just want to
talk to you for a second!
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Where'd you go?!
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WHACK!
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He's coming to.
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What the hell?
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Jenny??
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Gah!
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Sanddragon?
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What did you
do to her?
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Wanda?
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Miss Dempsey?
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Something isn't right here.
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Who are you?!
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I'm Todd!
Duh!
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Todd Smith!
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Todd Smith disappeared
sixteen years ago.
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Sixteen years?
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That means I must
have time traveled!
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Wicked.
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Who are you really?!
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I told you!
I'm Todd!
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What have I really
changed that much?
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You haven't
changed at all.
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What are you?
A cybourg?
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Android?
Hologram?!
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If I was a hologram you
wouldn't be able to touch me.
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SLAP!
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See I'm not
a hologram, I'm--
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SLAP!
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I told you I'm
Todd from the future!
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No wait, this is the future,
I'm from the past,
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I time traveled here.
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Remember that day in the hallway
where that paraplegic kid got
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the book, and I had
to jump on his back--
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You ran down the hall
and never returned.
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I remember.
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The day everything
went to shit.
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SPIT!
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Curtis--
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Dude what
happened to you?
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You look so old.
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It was the corn chips dude.
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The corn chips.
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All the chemicals
prematurely aged me.
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[cough]
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Where's
Hannah and Jimmy?
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Jimmy died!
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A long time ago.
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He lived as a pervert
and he died as a pervert.
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All I have left of
him are his nunchucks.
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And we haven't seen
Hannah since the incident.
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We don't talk
about the incident!
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Okay, look, I have no idea
what's going on around here,
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but I promise I'll take
care of everything.
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Yeah.
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Sure you will.
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But until we find out
who you really are,
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you're gonna be
our prisoner.
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Our sex prisoner!
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Please say yes, I'm so
tired of the dildos--
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No!
Normal prisoner!
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Lock him up.
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Wait, where are
you taking me?!
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STOP!
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Stupid sexy one-eyed Jenny.
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She thinks she's
in charge of me.
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Pffft.
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No one's in charge
of me except me.
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[struggling]
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Uhhh!
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Hey!
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Shhhh!
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I'm getting you
out of here dude.
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The girls are debating whether
to torture you, or pleasure you.
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Can we wait and see
which one they choose?
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No can do!
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We gotta get you
back to your time.
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Curtis, are you gonna tell
me what the hell's going on?
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We're in the
middle of a war dude.
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A bad war.
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The Femme Batales are the
last remaining survivors
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of the resistance.
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Who?
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The Femme Batales!
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That's what the
girls call themselves.
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Oh.
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Our mission it to topple the
satanic society, and overthrow
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its leader
Atticus Murphy.
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He must have used
the book to do this.
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Here's the crazy thing
after you disappeared,
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the book was
never seen again.
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Weird.
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Yeah--
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Jenny: Curtis!
Where's my dinner?!
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Dude seriously, you're
their "where's my dinner" guy?
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This is the future Todd.
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We use the word "chef."
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There's a secret passage to
the school through here.
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If you want to find Zack,
this is the only way in.
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Great but once I find Zack,
how do I get back home?
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Who said anything
about you leaving?
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Ah!
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Walk away rebel.
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With just one him.
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Not on my watch Minion!
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Does that mean you
don't want--
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These?
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You think you can buy my
best friend off with
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a bag of junk food, you
don't know Curtis Weaver--
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He's all yours!
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Dude what the fuck?!
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You sold me out for
a bag of corn chips!
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I can't help it Todd!
I'm a corn hole addict!
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The future has
changed you man.
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Who are you
to judge me?!
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I'm this way
because of you!
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I lost everything!
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Hannah!
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Important body parts!
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My boyish good looks.
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Dude all I did was
jump on some guy's back!
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How's I supposed to know
that this was gonna happen?!
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You left me Todd!
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The corn chips didn't.
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Sure I can't always find them,
but that's because I live
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under the ground.
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I know they're always
out there somewhere.
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Waiting for me.
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Ahhh--
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I hope you
choke on them.
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SPIT!
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[crying]
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They're so tasty!
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THEY'RE SO TASTY!
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I'm sorry Todd!
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[wolf howling]
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Really?
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Hello
Todd Smith.
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So nice to
see you again.
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Welcome to my lair.
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This is your office.
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No guidance
counselors have offices.
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Satanic overlords
have lairs.
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Aren't you going
to congratulate me?
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On being
a crazy asshole?
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No way.
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You can't talk to me
like that, Todd Smith.
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I'm the big cheese
around here.
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The cock of the walk.
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I'm a big cock.
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Wait a second.
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There's no way you took
over Crowley Heights
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all by yourself you're
way too stupid.
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True.
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The first part of
what you said is true.
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The second part about me
being stupid, is stupid.
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But you're right.
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I did have some help.
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Hannah?
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Hello Todd.
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Ew you hooked
up with Atticus!
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Ugh, that--
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Is that the other half
of Sanddragon lodged
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in your skull?
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A little
sensitivity please!
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It's alright
sugar dumpling.
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I don't mind.
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Yes Todd!
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You're correct.
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I do have a sword
lodged in my skull!
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It happened shortly after
the three-way with Curtis.
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And Jenny.
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You guys had a three-way
and you didn't invite me?
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Thanks a lot.
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You disappeared!
Remember?!
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Oh...
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So the three-way's the incident
nobody wants to talk about.
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The three-way happened
BEFORE the incident.
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So then what
was the incident?
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I DON'T TALK
ABOUT THE INCIDENT!
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What I will talk about
is the sword in my skull.
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You see the blade has
permanently damaged my brain's
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capacity for morality
and empathy,
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transforming me
into evil Hannah.
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I prefer new and
improved Hannah.
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Mature Hannah.
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Satanic Queen Hannah.
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[maniacal laughter]
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Well enjoy being
evil while it lasts,
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because your days of fear and
oppression are ending right now!
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Is that why you're here?
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To destroy us?
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No actually I came
here by accident.
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We know all about
your adventures in time.
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I was in the lab
examining your friend.
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The one with
the vibrating legs.
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Zack's still alive??
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If by alive you mean
brain-dead, then yes.
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We know that
Zack used the book.
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We searched him but we
couldn't find the book.
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Which means you
must know where it is.
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Uh no I don't.
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Liar!
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WHACK!
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Show us the book Todd!
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I don't have it.
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WHACK!
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If you refuse to cooperate,
you leave us no choice but to--
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KILL YOU!!!
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[sigh]
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If we kill him, he can't show
us where he hid the book,
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now can he?
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Boy you really
are stupid.
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Let's torture him.
270
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:51,101
[maniacal laughter]
271
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:54,844
Oh this work can make
a man do terrible things.
272
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:58,065
I sold out my best friend.
273
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,936
For a bag of corn chips.
274
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,025
So he wasn't
working for the society.
275
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,026
He was innocent.
276
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,899
We could have
fucked him afterall!
277
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,075
Now that the corn chips
have been eaten,
278
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:11,774
my guilt has set
in in my stomach.
279
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:14,777
Maybe it's heartburn,
maybe it's an ulcer,
280
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:19,608
all I know is I have something
in my stomach and it hurts.
281
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,044
What's your
point Curtis?
282
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,568
We need to go back to
the school, rescue Todd
283
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,440
and send him back
to his time.
284
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:26,267
Forget it!
285
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,834
Not our problem.
286
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,097
Curtis is right,
Todd is a good man.
287
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,315
A real man.
288
00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:32,882
Hey!
289
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,537
My balls may be made out of tin,
but my wiener is only half
290
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,974
made out of tin,
the other half is rubber.
291
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:41,238
I'm not going to put my life
on the line for some skid.
292
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,806
You're still angry that he
had sex with that girl
293
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:44,851
all those years ago--
294
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,200
Her name was Nikki!
295
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,810
And no, I'm not.
296
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,378
Besides there are four of
us and hundreds of them.
297
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,510
We have to think of
our own survival.
298
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:02,477
What happened to the
Femme Batales I once knew?!
299
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,523
The ones who were
brave and fearless!
300
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,004
And had balls!
301
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,920
Bigger balls than
any man or beast.
302
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:14,881
I used to affectionately
call you my "Femme Balls."
303
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:19,407
But somehow you let your
vaginas take over.
304
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:22,105
And they smothered
your balls to death!
305
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:26,762
And now you're just a bunch
of pussies with no balls.
306
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:29,852
Is anyone
else confused?
307
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,636
All I can think
of are balls--
308
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,638
What the hell are you
talking about Curtis?!
309
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:37,033
If we don't stand up to the
forces of evil tonight,
310
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:39,383
Atticus will keep winning
and we'll keep losing!
311
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,777
Don't you want to take
revenge on the harlet
312
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,213
that took your eye?!
313
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:45,128
Hannah!
314
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:45,912
Come on girls!
315
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,131
I need to
fuck or fight!
316
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:50,960
Since there's no one to fuck,
what do you say Commander?
317
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:54,485
One more battle
for old time sake?
318
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,967
Gather your weapons!
319
00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,969
We strike at midnight.
320
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,144
Victory!
321
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,406
In your face!
322
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,191
YEAH!
323
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,718
Would you like me to tell
how we're gonna torture you?
324
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,589
Uh--
325
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,330
I'd prefer it
if you didn't?
326
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,725
First you're gonna slap me
real hard to get me in the mood.
327
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,727
Wrong torture
sugar dumpling.
328
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,903
Don't ruin
the surprise.
329
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,209
You're right--
330
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,950
All you need to know is
we're gonna torture you
331
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,343
and you're NOT
gonna like it.
332
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,955
AHHHHHHH!
333
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,264
Minions, attack!
334
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,787
Whay are you just
standing there?
335
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:37,311
Hannah!
336
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,357
What you're gonna
kill me with a spatula?
337
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:44,013
[choking]
338
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,756
Razor-sharp spatula.
339
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:49,758
Well--
340
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:52,761
If it isn't Curtis
and Femme Batales.
341
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:53,936
Where's your leader?
342
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,677
Jenny Whore-linski.
343
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,506
[gasp]
344
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,769
Right behind you.
345
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:03,903
Sandragon, nah!
346
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:06,775
You're welcome.
347
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,343
Alright Femme Batales!
348
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,345
Time to do your thing.
349
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,824
Our thing!
350
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:15,697
AHHHHH!
351
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,834
You came back for me.
352
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,620
I'm sorry
I screwed you dude.
353
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,405
All the corn chips in the
world can't replace you Todd.
354
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,062
You think I'm
going down that easy?
355
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:37,632
Atticus Murphy Jr. doesn't
go down for anyone that easy.
356
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:42,854
Now could someone please
remove this blade from my back.
357
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:46,380
What are you waiting for skid?
Get out of here!
358
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,251
Todd listen--
359
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,992
There's something
I have to tell you.
360
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,690
You don't have to
say anything Jenny.
361
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,780
You want me to stay,
because you love me so much.
362
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,695
And I get that but,
363
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:01,177
I gotta fix the
future babe.
364
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,831
I was just gonna say--
365
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,789
Don't get yourself killed.
366
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,052
Oh uh--
367
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,010
Okay.
368
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,881
We gotta go get Zack.
369
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,666
He's in the
science lab, come on!
370
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,239
I missed you Todd.
371
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,592
Come on death!
372
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:27,247
Grab me with your steely claws
and drag me into the abyss!
373
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,900
I dare you.
374
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:31,816
I double dare you!
375
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:36,604
Oh, no, no, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait--
376
00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:40,303
I had a really bad day and
didn't mean to blame it on you.
377
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:43,045
Let's be friends.
378
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,525
[gasp]
379
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,531
We did it.
380
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,923
We won!
381
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,839
That's what you
think Jenny.
382
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,236
Say hello to
my lazer friend.
383
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,631
You're gonna pay for jamming
a sword in my brain Cyclops!
384
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,373
Got more where that
came from sword brain!
385
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:08,897
Ugh!
386
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,469
Hannah--
387
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:19,603
I'm sorry
about the incident.
388
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:22,867
I'm not.
389
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,483
There he is!
390
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,877
So how do I do this?
391
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:35,184
Uh, easy!
392
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:40,755
We cut off his legs and
yours and then we switch them.
393
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,365
You do it.
394
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:45,368
How about we don't cut off his
legs and I just get on his back?
395
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,283
Yeah that
could work too.
396
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:49,546
Hey--
397
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,810
What if this doesn't
work and I'm stuck
398
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,595
in this
future forever?
399
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:56,553
Then we
move in together.
400
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,642
We'll get bunk beds.
401
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,731
I was gonna say I'll
miss you dude,
402
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,951
but I'll see
you real soon.
403
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,213
I hope.
404
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,911
I miss the younger me.
405
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:09,610
Make sure and tell that
fuckle-head to lay off
406
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,133
the corn chips okay?
407
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,178
You got it.
408
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,749
Wow he's really heavy
for a parapalegic.
409
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:19,272
Watch it!
410
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:26,540
Jenny!
411
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,976
NO!!!
412
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:28,759
Hannah!
413
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,239
NO!
414
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,023
Todd you gotta get back to
the present and make sure this
415
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,286
future never happens!
416
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,635
Go now!
417
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,419
Todd wait!
418
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,727
I may be totally off on this
one but if you run forwards,
419
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,642
you may go
forwards in time.
420
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:45,211
Maybe you should
run backwards.
421
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,343
Yeah that's actually
a pretty good point.
422
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,084
This tumor's
good for something.
423
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,350
I always loved you!
424
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:55,917
You mean as
a friend right?!
425
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,092
That too!
426
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:58,528
[enrgy pulsing]
427
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,186
It's sure gonna
be lonely--
428
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,883
here--
429
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,146
in the future.
430
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:13,152
[screaming]
431
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:13,978
SLAM!
432
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,942
Please let me be back.
433
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,900
It sure looks the same--
434
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,252
Better check outside
to make sure.
435
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,655
Jimmy?
436
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,309
But he looks so young?
437
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:42,224
You double crossed
us little dude!
438
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:42,833
ZAP!
439
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:44,095
Shit!
440
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,009
ZAP!
441
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,272
Little fucker man!
442
00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,056
I must've gone too
far in the past.
443
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,318
ZAP!
444
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:50,885
Shitty.
445
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:53,061
That loser's locked
us out of the school.
446
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:56,238
You haven't won yet little dude
We'll be waiting for ya.
447
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,458
For as long
as it takes.
448
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,677
Yeah suck it!
449
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:05,029
Well, we better get
that little twat man.
450
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,167
Jimmy!
451
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,255
Nikki?
452
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,256
No it couldn't be?
453
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,997
Come on let's
get out of here.
454
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,346
ZAP!
455
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:18,913
I don't think
I can babe.
456
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,480
Yes you can,
they're gone.
457
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:24,266
No I mean I really don't
think I can get out of here.
458
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,746
I'm trapped inside.
459
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:30,011
I told you the
book was bad news.
460
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:36,017
Wait babe,
I'm sorry!
461
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,848
Oh shit, my ride!
462
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:48,595
Yah!
Yah!
463
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,815
What the hell
just happened?
464
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:52,990
Where did Todd go?
465
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:55,297
Ahhhhhhhhh!
466
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:55,776
SLAM!
467
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,085
Ugh--
468
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:09,485
Hey guys!
469
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,182
What the hell
just happened?
470
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,706
I'll tell you
about it later.
471
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:16,275
Actually it's
probably best if I didn't.
472
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,276
Come on.
473
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:19,887
Hey!
474
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,802
Hey I was
eating those!
475
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,587
Dude trust me you're gonna
thank me one day.
476
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:26,023
What happened
to the book?
477
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:30,067
Maybe it got lost
somewhere in time...
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