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Have you
seen Barry?
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He's washing
his laundry.
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Thanks Wanda.
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And by laundry
I mean penis.
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[giggling]
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Hey Barry.
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Eliza?!
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You said you would save
yourself for marriage!
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But baby, everybody
knows blow jobs don't count.
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Women.
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With all this teen angst
the Book of Pure Evil's
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bound to show up.
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Can't we just get away from
The Book and Prophecy
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for one night?
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I'm gonna get
so wasted.
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You're gonna have
to take care of me.
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I never really understood
the whole intoxication thing.
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My brain's
my best friend.
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Why would I want o
be removed from it?
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Trust me.
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The book will show up.
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This is gonna be
the best party ever.
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What the hell
is going on?
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Hi Aaron.
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Hannah?
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What are you
doing in my house?
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And who are
all these people?
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We're here for
the house party.
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House party?
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When my mom gets back
from her vacation
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she is gonna
kill me.
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Your mom's
right over there.
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Shh!
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Holy shit!
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What am I gonna do?
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[glass breaking]
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Gotta save my grannies ashes!
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What a good idea a cup
that makes beer thicker.
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I feel really
bad for Aaron.
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I know.
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He can't even see
how hot his mom is.
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Hey guys!
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This is Nikki.
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She's my girlfriend,
I'm her boyfriend.
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It's hot and heavy.
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Hello.
I'm Jenny.
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Oh you're the chick
Todd dumped for me.
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What?
Is that what he told you?
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No.
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So what school do
you go to Nikki?
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I don't.
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She's a high school
drop out.
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Obviously.
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Cool!
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Where's the can?
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I gotta take a shit.
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Well, at least
she's classy.
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I know!
Isn't she great?
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Let's talk book business
before Nikki gets back.
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We don't have to hide anything
from her, she's my girlfriend.
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She's not
in the gang, Todd.
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Not yet.
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I was thinking Nikki
should be in the gang.
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No.
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She's sexy--
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No.
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Cute, she really
likes denim.
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Well it sounds like you two
have a really deep connection.
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Whatever.
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Hey Curtis, let's go
get the girls some beer.
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No thank you.
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I was talking
about Nikki.
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She loves beer.
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Maybe a bit
too much.
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Barry.
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Ahhh!
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You stole my heart!
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I just wanted to break your
heart they way you broke mine.
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[screaming]
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Thanks babe.
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Barry you asshole,
I need that to live!
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I have infiltrated the
house party, father.
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Here, I will find the new
young blood my society needs.
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Our society Atticus.
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Ya, well, now that
the minions are dead...
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it's my society.
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Atticus you fool!
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You are the school
guidance counselor.
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I'm not the
guidance counselor father.
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I m in disguise.
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I'm Scooter!
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A devil may care kid from
the wrong side of the tracks.
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Atticus, I fear
for your sanity.
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Why is that,
father?
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You're talking to
an inanimate head!
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Ya, well, I could argue
that you're talking to me.
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Scooter's ready
to party!
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Nikki's hot, right?
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Like hotter than Jenny?
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She looks like she
knows a lot about sex.
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Like she's done it a lot.
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With a lot
of different guys.
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Ya, but that just means
she's, like, experienced.
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Oh yeah.
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So have you guys
gotten anywhere yet?
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No man.
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I hope we have sex tonight
because my balls cannot
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get any bluer.
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Really blue?
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They're still ball
color, they just really hurt.
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So, you and Hannah
done any sexy stuff yet?
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She kissed me
on my birthday.
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Hey!
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Shit!
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These guys...
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Aren't they a little old to
be at a high school party?
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Aren't you a little lame to
be at a high school party?
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Swamp is knee deep
in booze and coos.
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Not that you guys
are getting any.
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Only losers don't get laid
at a high school house party.
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[laughing]
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Go smoke a doob.
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And then get laid.
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And the smoke
another doob.
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Losers.
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Wooooo!
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I like a hard
drinking man.
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Watch this Wanda.
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[coughing]
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Lenny the lightweight!
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Ohhh!
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So what else can you do
with that mouth of yours?
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I can suck
my own dick.
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[cheers]
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I hate those guys,
but they are right.
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We have to
get laid tonight.
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I thought you were
saving yourself for Jenny.
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Jenny had her chance.
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Besides,
Nikki totally wants me.
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And you heard those guys,
only losers don't get laid at
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high school
house parties.
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Hey, let's swear a pact,
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that tonight we both
lose our virginity's.
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But Todd,
I have a girlfriend.
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I meant with you girlfriend
and then we could both be men.
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I wanna be a man.
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Tonight,
we will become men!
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And drunk!
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You sure you don't
want to talk about it?
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What, I'm having a great
time this party is awesome.
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Hey.
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Guess I'll just treat this as
an anthropological experiment.
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Where's Nikki?
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Let's go find
somewhere more private.
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Ya, wicked.
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Do you want to come to
the basement with me?
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Yeah go ahead, not like we
have anything better to do.
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Ok.
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I was being sarcastic, of course
we have something better to do!
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OK guys, yep.
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I'll just fins the
book on my own,
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don't need
help from you.
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You guys just go enjoy
exploring each others bodies.
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Ahh!
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[cheers]
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Yay...
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Fuck.
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[smootching]
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Scram!
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So, I guess, uh,
we're all alone, uh.
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Just the two of us.
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This is probably a good
opportunity for us to
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make out and stuff.
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Yeah, let's make out.
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If by make out you mean
out your bone in my o zone.
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What are we doing
down here, Curtis?
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I just thought we should
spend some alone time together.
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This is nice.
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Yeah this is sweet.
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What's the hold up?
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Maybe we should
talk a bit first?
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You know, get to know
each other---
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You're a horny teenaged
dude and I'm a smokin hot
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high school drop out,
one plus one equals fun.
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Wait a minute...
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[crowd upset]
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Boo!
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Shut up!
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♪
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♪ For the end of the
word to happen, ♪
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♪ the Pure Evil One
must do 3 things. ♪
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♪ Number one:
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♪ The Pure Evil One needs to
hold to Book of Pure Evil. ♪
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♪ Number 2:
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♪ The Pure Evil One needs
to be filled with anger ♪
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♪ and frustration.
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♪ Number 3:
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♪ The Pure Evil One can't bear
the mark of the loser ♪
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♪ and loser means virgin.
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♪ You can't be
the Pure Evil one ♪
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♪ if you've never done
the nasty. ♪
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Todd!
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C'mere, lover.
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Take of your pants.
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[whip cracking]
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I said take of your pants!
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Okay.
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Conquer me Todd.
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Believe me Nikki I
really want to but--
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But?
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But--
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Butt!
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Todd!
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Penis!
Oh my god!
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What the fuck!
Get out!
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I need to talk
to you listen--
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Get out,
get out!
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If you don't have sex, you
can't become the pure evil one.
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What?
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Get out of here
cock blocker!
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My your own
business wash out.
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Whore.
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Slut.
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I see what's
going on here.
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You do?
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I finally find a girl who
likes me and you just
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don't want me
to be happy.
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I can't believe you'd make
something up about the prophecy
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to stop me
from getting it on!
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You have to--
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Get outta here!
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00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:07,770
Look at this record!
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Get out!
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00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,685
Stop it!
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Come and get me, lover.
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00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,560
It's penis
and vagina time.
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Chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug.
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00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,263
What the hell dude?
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Ew!
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Lightweight!
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You drink
a pretty good beer.
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What can I say?
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I've got an
iron stomach.
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Looks like I need
some more.
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[laughing]
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And then I said, oh, this
isn't your present, this is!
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[laughing]
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That is a
great story Mr.M.
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My name's Scooter, I'm from
the wrong side of the tracks.
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Listen, Elliot, what do
you know about Satan?
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I don't know anything.
Tell me more.
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00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:04,218
You look like more of a
pictures guy than a words guy.
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Take a look at this.
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00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,570
Whoa!
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I can relate to this.
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00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,359
Oh no!
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00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:16,665
We're out of ice!
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00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:19,886
[crowd upset]
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00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,018
I have some ice.
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00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:26,370
[cheers]
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00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:29,025
You're the life
of the party Mr.M.
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[yawning]
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00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,551
What are you doing?
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I made a
sex pact with Todd.
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You made a pact to
have sex with Todd?
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00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,123
What?
No. No.
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We made a pack to lose
our virginities tonight.
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I don't to rush
into anything.
269
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:47,130
I wanna save myself
until you're ready.
270
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,263
I'm ready.
271
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:59,490
Look at them!
They love Scooter!
272
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,841
Mr M!
Drink.
273
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,715
They've accepted
me into their fold.
274
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:07,890
So many new emotions.
275
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,501
Don't be a fool,
Atticus.
276
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:13,069
Stay focused
on your mission.
277
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,029
Come one Mr.M.
Drink!
278
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,467
What the hell.
279
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,818
[cheers]
280
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,080
Woohoo!
281
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,568
Is that one of
your lady bits?
282
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:36,266
Oh boy.
283
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:38,529
There you are.
284
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:39,313
Ew!
285
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:40,444
Not again!
286
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,793
I'm gonna pretend
I didn't see that.
287
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,144
Come on, we have to stop
Todd from getting laid!
288
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,537
The fate of the
world may depend on it!
289
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:48,496
Can you elaborate?
290
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,063
I'll explain
on the way.
291
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:52,935
Come on, Curtis.
292
00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:53,631
But---
293
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:54,632
Come on!
294
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,722
Ow!
295
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,115
Huge boner.
296
00:14:59,159 --> 00:14:59,724
Ow.
297
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:01,770
Out of my way please!
298
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,859
I live here not you!
299
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,383
[volume lowered]
300
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,298
That's better.
301
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,693
Please get out of my way!
302
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,783
[volume increased]
303
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:19,657
Out of the way we have to stop
my best friend from having sex!
304
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:21,268
Boooooo!
305
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:26,403
Drink, drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink, drink.
306
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:27,491
Arrrrggghhh!
307
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:28,971
Mr. Murphy?
308
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,407
That's Scooter to you.
309
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:33,193
If you think you can mess
with me I got news for you:
310
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,195
I'm from the wrong
side of the tracks.
311
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,501
You're drinking with teenagers.
You disgust me, Atticus.
312
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:40,765
I'm on a mission and I'm not
gonna tell you what it is.
313
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:41,984
You're gonna
have to guess!
314
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:42,985
Out of the way!
315
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:43,855
You're not guessing!
316
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,814
We have to go!
317
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,120
Stupid fools.
318
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,339
They're too self involved
to see what's going on
319
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,775
right in front of them.
320
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,082
Or behind them.
321
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,132
Wish I could
dance like that guy.
322
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,358
Finally.
323
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:13,407
After all these years,
lucky condom, don't fail me now.
324
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,104
We won't be
needing this.
325
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,064
But what about---
326
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:21,067
What, German herpes?
Don't worry lover, I'm clean.
327
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,200
Come on guys,
this way.
328
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:27,595
Wow Lenny, you're a
drinking machine.
329
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:34,036
[laughing]
330
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:34,906
Lightweight.
331
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,822
Woooo!
332
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:41,174
Don't do it Todd!
Keep it in your pants!
333
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,350
Stay pure,
not pure evil.
334
00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:45,265
Put it in her bum!
335
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,354
What?
336
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,399
It doesn't count if
he puts it in her bum.
337
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,662
Everybody knows that.
338
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,622
Don't do it Todd!
339
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,102
All eyes on me.
340
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,712
We're here to help!
341
00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:02,760
Nikki, I just want you to know
that I really care about you
342
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,371
and if this is---
343
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:07,374
Less talk,
more cock.
344
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,288
Okay.
345
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,990
Why does love hurt so much?
346
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,824
[screaming]
347
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:28,656
Full circle.
348
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,661
[banging on door]
349
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:39,667
[heavy breathing]
350
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:47,066
[choking]
351
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:55,161
So, I guess we're not
going to semi formal.
352
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,814
Leonard?
353
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,208
[banging on door]
354
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:11,090
[heavy breathing]
355
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,308
Done?
356
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,528
Okay great.
357
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:21,361
Go go go go!
358
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,493
I can't stop dancing.
359
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,539
I shouldn't have
read from that book.
360
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:34,504
So, you're the new
kid on the block.
361
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,726
What do they
call you, honey?
362
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:41,381
They call me Scooter.
363
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:44,297
Scooter.
Yeah.
364
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:46,821
[banging on door]
365
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,172
Party's over.
366
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,652
Hey!
367
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,175
Come back!
368
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:57,527
Will I ever see you again?
369
00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,573
Call me!
370
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,837
Dude, did you just
get pumped and dumped?
371
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:09,060
So, what was it like?
372
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:15,893
It was over pretty fast, but
I guess it was pretty awesome.
373
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:21,029
So, I guess we're
men now Curtis.
374
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,944
Yeah...
375
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,728
You guys didn't
do it did you?
376
00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:28,950
Well, we were going to copulate
but then we had to go deal with
377
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,604
your destiny.
378
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:33,215
You didn't about that before you
had sex with that slut did you?
379
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,608
What are you
talking about?
380
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,392
We have a lot to talk about.
381
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,002
I'm a dancing fool!
382
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,788
It's dancer man!
I love that guy!
383
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:43,051
If you love me then
help me stop dancing.
384
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,226
[hit by car]
385
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,141
See Jenny, you were
worried for nothing.
386
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,621
The book didn't
show up tonight.
387
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,449
Yeah I guess,
you're right.
388
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,452
Did you hear about that guy
who can suck is own dick?
389
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:53,061
Did I!
390
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,236
Crazy party.
391
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,977
You're the
coolest Mr.M.
392
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:59,241
Your Evilness,
call me your Evilness.
393
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,504
See you at school
on monday, your Evilness.
394
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:07,118
Well father, what do
you think of Scooter now?
395
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,296
Father?
396
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:14,996
Father!
397
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,752
Finally.
398
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,493
Party's over.
399
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:39,412
At least I got laid.
400
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,327
If only I could see her.
401
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,893
[electric charges]
402
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,286
What was that?
403
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:58,257
I can't read this.
404
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:05,873
Volo Videre.
405
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:12,923
I can see.
406
00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:16,623
I can see!
407
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,149
Nice!
408
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,020
I had sex with a milf.
409
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:28,330
Still drunk.
410
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:32,160
Aaron, honey, what are
you doing in mommy's bed?
411
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:38,645
[screaming]
412
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:42,688
I wish I was blind.
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