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We need some new ideas, Gang.
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And fast.
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I've got an awesome idea.
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You.
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Me.
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Brainstorming ideas.
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This weekend.
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Okay yeah--
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Except instead of you and me,
let's make it the four of us.
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And instead of this weekend,
let's make it right now.
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That's a
weird date.
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It's not
a date.
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That's the point.
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Man...
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what do I have to
make Jenny horny for me?
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Take drastic
measures..
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Like brainwash her?
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I was thinking
an ultimatum.
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Come on,
guys, think.
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If we're gonna have
these gang meetings,
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it's be nice if the whole gang
spoke up, Charlotte?
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Just happy to be here.
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♪
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[screaming]
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♪ Now to find out
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♪ What the hell's going on!
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♪
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♪ Oh my God Charlotte is me
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♪ And I'm the
Phantom of Crowley ♪
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♪ No time to be meek
and mild Hannah ♪
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♪ Can't let that bitch
peel my man's banana ♪
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♪
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♪ I may not have her
in real life ♪
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♪ But in my fantasies she's
my heavy metal wife ♪
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♪ I'm gonna pretend These
hands are feminine ♪
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♪ And they belong
to J-J-J-Jenny! ♪
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♪
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♪ No time to theorize
or postulate ♪
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♪ I need your help
before you masturbate ♪
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♪ Curtis is about to fornicate
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♪ With a girl who's
evil incarnate ♪
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♪
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♪ Stay away don't
touch my schlong! ♪
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♪ I need your help
now come along ♪
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♪ And by the way
I have to say ♪
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♪ I have no interest
in your schlong ♪
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♪ Phantom begone!
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♪
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♪ Welcome to the horror
of my mind ♪
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♪ There's so much darkness
I wish I was blind ♪
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♪ When I close
my tired peepers ♪
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♪ I get them old
jeepers creepers ♪
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♪ And I go back in time...
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♪ Time...
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♪ Tiiiiiiiime...
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♪ I'm back in the forest again
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♪ Lost and scared
without a friend ♪
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♪ In the place where
I was abused ♪
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♪ And became
sexually confused ♪
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♪
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[wolf howling]
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♪
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♪ Wolf rape,
wolf rape, wolf rape ♪
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♪ Far from being an ideal date
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♪ Wolf rape,
wolf rape, wolf rape ♪
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♪ Not at all a perfect mate
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♪
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♪ See the creature
in the moonlight ♪
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♪ My sexy lean body
wets its appetite ♪
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♪ I can feel its breath
breathing on my back ♪
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♪ I'm so scared I just
shit my pants! ♪
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♪
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[wolf howling]
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♪ I hate you Dad!
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Dudes, I'm still
so totally bummed.
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Little dude still
isn't the Pure Evil One.
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Maybe we should
pack it in?
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You think the
loser's still a virgin?
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If he is...
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you know what
that means.
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[snapping fingers]
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♪ Metal dude,
metal dude, metal dude wop ♪
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♪ Metal dude,
metal dude, metal dude wop ♪
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♪ I think we found the key
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♪ It's his virginity
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♪ If he loses it,
then holy shit ♪
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♪ Dude wop
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♪ And we will have
a lot of fun ♪
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♪ For Todd will be, will be,
will be, The Pure Evil One ♪
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♪ Dude wop, d-dude wop
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♪ A plan, what an awesome
fuckin' plan! ♪
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♪ Dude wop, dude
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♪ No more beating his meat
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♪ No more whacking his snake
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♪ Gotta get him some muff
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♪ Get him totally laid
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♪ Dude wop, d-dude wop
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Loser.
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Look I didn't
imagine it.
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Hannah The Phantom attacked
me last night in bed,
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while I was...reading.
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If the Phantom is back,
she may have the Book,
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so let's split up
and find her.
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Kill her
with no mercy!
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Whoa, that's
a bit extreme.
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You still don't have feelings
for that psycho, do you?
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No, of course not.
We're so done.
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Good boy.
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♪
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♪ I'm so torn I'm almost numb
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♪ Caught between two
girls and a tongue ♪
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♪ This is some freaky
shit but I must admit ♪
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♪ I never stopped loving you
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♪
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♪ Please don't be
afraid of me ♪
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♪ I'm the girl you love
Hannah B ♪
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♪ Don't let Charlotte
off the hook ♪
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♪ She used that evil Book
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♪ And stole my identity
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♪ Identity
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♪ Is this the truth
or is this a lie? ♪
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♪ Oh, Curtis, just
look into my eyes. ♪
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♪ Love is heaven,
love is hell ♪
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♪ Will these feelings last?
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♪ Only time will tell
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♪
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♪ Gotta give you
this ultimatum ♪
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♪ I'm so bored
with masturbation ♪
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♪ I want to hold you tenderly
Pleasure you orally ♪
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♪ What will your answer be?
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♪ You're gonna have
to accept it Todd ♪
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♪ You're my friend
and that is all ♪
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♪ We're not two birds
of a feather ♪
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♪ We'll never flock together
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♪ Why can't you let me go?
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♪ Love is heaven,
love is hell ♪
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♪ Will these feelings last?
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♪ Only time will tell
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♪
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♪ I used the Book to
get what I want ♪
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♪ There's one major glitch
That's driving me nuts ♪
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♪ Everyone is singing with
so much passion ♪
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♪ I fucking hate musicals
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♪ So proletarian!
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♪
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♪ Got to take it up a notch
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♪ Before my plan is botched
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♪ I'll frame Hannah for it
She'll be in such deep shit ♪
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♪ Here comes that
old evil feeling ♪
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♪ Once again!
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♪
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♪ Sad and unloved is what I am
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♪ Jenny banished me
to loser land ♪
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♪
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♪ Gonna die a lonely dude
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♪
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♪ Whoa I think my dick
just moved ♪
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♪ Who the hell is that?
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♪ Love is heaven,
love is hell ♪
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♪ Will these feelings last?
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♪ Only time will tell
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♪
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♪ It takes the good
and bad right out of me ♪
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♪ To make you see
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♪ That you're [not]
my destiny ♪
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I, Hannah The
Phantom, did this.
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P.S.: I also have the Book.
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Looks like all signs
point to her.
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The blow dart, the
severed tongue, the note.
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Dude, your
ex-girlfriend is sick.
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Maybe someone's
raming her.
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Kill her with no mercy!
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Whoa, that's
a bit extreme.
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Okay guys,
let's move out.
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Todd, you can
come with me,
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as long as you
don't talk about us.
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Thanks, but I'm
okay on my own.
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Since when?
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Look on the
bright side sweetie.
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Now you know what
kind of girl she is.
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A total insane psycho.
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♪
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♪ Hey.
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♪ Todd is my name.
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♪ Hi, I'm Nikki.
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♪ Nikki Kane.
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♪ Don't think I've
seen you around before. ♪
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♪ Oh, I've seen you,
many times for sure. ♪
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♪ Do you feel like
hanging out? ♪
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♪ Got a better idea
let's make out! ♪
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♪
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♪ Never thought
I'd feel this way ♪
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♪ About a girl that
wasn't Jenny ♪
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♪ Big old boner's pointing
up to my navel ♪
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♪ My navel
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♪ Guess it means I'm horny
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♪ I'm horny ike the devil
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♪
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♪ I can't fight it
Don't wanna hide it ♪
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♪ Being horny makes me horny
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♪
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♪ Here's a story
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♪ About a kid who's horny
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♪ for you!
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♪
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♪ Why do I care if
he's forgotten me? ♪
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♪ Are these pangs of jealousy?
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♪ Something doesn't
seem on the level ♪
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♪ Am I feeling
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♪ horny
like the devil? ♪
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♪
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♪ Wish I could fight it
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♪ Wish I could hide it
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♪ Being horny makes me horny
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♪
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♪ Here's a story
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♪ About a girl
who's horny ♪
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♪ for Todd?
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♪
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Is that who
I think it is?
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♪
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Nah it couldn't be.
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♪
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♪ Young love
I remember so well ♪
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♪ She was hot
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♪ She made my nut sack swell
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♪ I'm a tits and ass
kinda fellow ♪
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♪ 24-7
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♪ I'm horny like the devil
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♪
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Yeah--
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♪ I can't fight it
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♪ Don't wanna
hide it ♪
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♪ Being horny makes me horny
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♪ Here's a story
What--
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♪ about a dude
who's horny ♪
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♪ all the time!
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♪
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♪ We can't fight it
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♪ Don't wanna
hide it ♪
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♪ Being horny makes us horny
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♪
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♪ Here's a story
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♪ About
being horny ♪
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♪ that's us!
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♪
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♪ Here I sit at this piano
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♪ Introspective
and kind of mellow ♪
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♪
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♪ Sadness in my veins
and in my balls ♪
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♪ and ball veins
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♪ Tell me father can you
take away my pain ♪
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♪ You're an idiot and
a bottom feeder ♪
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♪ You call yourself
the Hooded Leader ♪
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♪ But you are not and
you never will be ♪
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♪ So cry your tears
you little pansy ♪
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♪ It's a lie. it's a lie
I won't cry ♪
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♪ No more tears from me
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♪ No more tears to you
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♪ No more tears in my eyes
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♪ Tired of feeling blue
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♪ No more tears
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00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,620
♪ no more tears
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♪ No more whoresucking,
cockporking, shitfucking ♪
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00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:32,061
♪ teeeeeaaaaaaaarsssss!
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[slamming on piano]
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♪ Maybe one more.
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♪ One more tear,
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♪ I'm crying one more tear
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♪ From me to
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♪ you...
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♪
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Is it time to kill
this crazy dipshit?
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The time is right.
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♪
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♪ A flame from the darkness
has set fire to my soul ♪
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I have Charolette,
meet me in the theatre, Hannah.
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♪ A journey into madness
Down a twisted road ♪
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Curtis save me!
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00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:26,986
♪ Who's the real
Phantom, who is not? ♪
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I got your note!
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00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:33,035
♪ Who's Hannah B and
who's Charlotte? ♪
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Why don't you
just tell us?
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♪ Phantom me Phantom you
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00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:43,306
♪ Who is lying
who got screwed? ♪
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♪ Let's put an end
to this sordid mess ♪
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00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:50,226
♪ Let's have ourselves
a Curtis test ♪
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♪
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Curtis question
number one:
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His favorite
heavy metal song?
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♪
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Witches and Bitches
is the answer
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00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,282
Name of the band's
Satan Has Cancer
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00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,197
What is Curtis'
middle name?
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Richard, Roger,
John or James?
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James!
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00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:07,939
John!
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00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,202
Oh, too bad,
what a shame
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Curtis doesn't have
a middle name
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My parents couldn't be bothered
but I am fond of the name Roger
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Final question
number three:
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Curtis is failing science,
math or history?
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Math!
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Science!
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00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:21,562
♪
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Answer is
he's failing all three
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♪ Guess it's community
college for me ♪
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00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:31,702
♪ How are we
ever gonna find out ♪
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00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:35,315
♪ who's the Phantom
and who's not? ♪
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00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,230
Ahhhhhhhh!
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00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,710
♪ I admit it!
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00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,496
♪ I'm the real Phantom
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00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,194
♪ I can't take any
more singing ♪
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00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:48,284
I fucking
hate musicals!
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00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:53,724
♪
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00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,117
Damn it
I'm out of darts!
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00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,249
[beeping]
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00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,294
Whoa, I have a cutlery
compartment?!
319
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,296
I know how much
you love to eat.
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00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,385
Wow, you really
do know me.
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00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:05,214
Let's end this now bitch!
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00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:08,087
♪ Bitch!
You better back off now ♪
323
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,785
♪ Bitch!
I'll gut you like a cow ♪
324
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:13,222
♪ You think you can
steal my man? ♪
325
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:16,138
♪ Got news for you,
bitch, you can't! ♪
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00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,313
♪ Now die!
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00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:19,141
♪ Die! Die! Die!
328
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:26,888
♪ Diiiiiiieeeee!
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00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:33,242
[screaming]
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00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:56,874
My tongue's back!
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00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,049
Yay.
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00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,313
Charolette?
333
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:01,923
Are you okay?
334
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,887
Somebody
say something.
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00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,193
♪
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00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:14,588
♪ Phantom gone
dead by light ♪
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00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:18,113
♪ Bye bye Phantom
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00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,941
♪ Phantom
good night! ♪
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00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,123
It's good to have
you back, Hannah.
340
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,125
I'm just glad everything's
returned to normal.
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00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,433
And the best part is, now that
Charlotte is gone, we don't hav
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00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:34,216
to sing anymore.
343
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,305
Oh, just one more?
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00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:46,228
♪
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00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,579
♪ I'm so sorry
I fell for her tricks ♪
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00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:52,147
♪ She gave me a hand-job
347
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,236
♪ I swear that's it
348
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:58,022
♪ I didn't know you
as well as I thought ♪
349
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,720
♪ For that I'm so sorry
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00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,243
Wait did you
say hand-job?
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00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:04,203
♪
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00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:07,554
♪ I'm so sorry
Gonna leave you alone ♪
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00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:11,297
♪ Got a new girl that wants
to chew on my bone ♪
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00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,690
♪
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00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:17,651
♪ I'm so sorry
I missed my chance ♪
356
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:21,220
♪ Guess it's too late
you're in love with a skank ♪
357
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:27,138
♪
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00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:30,925
♪ So so sorry
so sincerely sorry ♪
359
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:34,624
♪ Let's make a brand new start
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00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:40,021
♪
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00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:43,372
♪ I'm so sorry
for being crazy and mad ♪
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00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:47,550
♪ I promise you I'll be
a better leader and man ♪
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00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,813
♪
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00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:53,426
♪ We're so sorry
but it's come to this♪
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00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,515
♪ We must kill him
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00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:56,864
♪ After we drink
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00:20:56,907 --> 00:21:09,311
♪
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00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:12,096
♪ Fuck yoooooou!
369
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:15,665
♪ I'm not soooooorry!
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00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:19,147
♪ Fuck yoooooou!
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00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,236
♪ Fuck you!
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00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,325
♪ Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
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00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:26,850
♪ Fuuuuuuuuuuck
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00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:32,291
♪ Yoooooooooou!
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00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:37,296
[gasp]
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