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♪ Happy happy birthday!
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♪ Happy happy birthday!
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♪ Today is your
birthday, yay yay yay! ♪
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This is the
best birthday ever.
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Who am I kidding, every birthday
is the best birthday ever.
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Look at those
heathens.
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Reveling
in their sin.
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They look happy, it must be
nice to celebrate a birthday.
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You know that's against our
religion Martha-Ruth-Miriam-
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Margret.
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Give it a rest
Kimberly-Ann-Mary-Jane.
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Even to suggest
celebrating is blasphemy.
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Yeah I get it
Stephanie-Faith-Susan-Marie.
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I just wanna know what it
feels like to have a birthday.
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It feels like a sin
a big smelly sin.
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Birthdays are nothing but a
celebration of greed and pride.
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Come alongStephanie-Faith-Susan
Marie a glass of unpasteurized
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badger's milk will
settle your nerves.
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Birthday
shoes?
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I love them!
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This is
awesome.
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But it just looks
like so much fun.
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Volo...totus...natalis!
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Happy 63 hours
til your birthday!
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Please don't
remind me.
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Why so scared?
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Well, my birthday's on Thursday,
and Todd throws me a surprise
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party
every year.
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Aw.
That's sweet.
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It's not.
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When Todd threw me my first
surprise party, he thought it
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would be funny if we
lit our farts on fire.
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But my burning fart went back
inside me and burned my in-bum.
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I was 8.
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One bad party
isn't such a big deal.
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The year after that was
the petting zoo stampede.
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The next year,
heat stroke.
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Snake bite, coma, locked in
a dumpster the list goes on.
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I just want something simple
like birthday shoes.
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Okay gang, it's time
to talk Curtis!
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It's his birthday on Thursday
and I have a history
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of throwing him wicked
surprise parties.
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Like one time his parents
wouldn't get him a dog, so I
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captured a wild coyote,
and hid it in his closet
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to surprise
him.
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We named
him Growly.
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If it's okay with you, Todd,
I was thinking that maybe
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this year we could plan
something a little less...
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Dangerous?
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No wait
I'm sorry, stupid?
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What's dangerous and
stupid about this?
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Am I reading
that correctly?
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Okay--
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Curtis
loves turkey.
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So we load him up and take
him on a scenic hike along the
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jagged cliffs
of Crowley Gorge.
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Seems
dangerous.
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And stupid.
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I was thinking I could
help plan the party.
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You know,
as Curtis' girlfriend.
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No offense Hannah, but I think I
know Curtis a little bit better
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than
you do.
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For example: This year I'm
getting him a taco bong
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for his
birthday.
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What?
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You're probably getting
him a science textbook.
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It was signed
by the author.
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I don't care, I'm
co-planning this party.
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You can co-plan as much as you
want but we'll just have to see
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who's ideas
he likes more.
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We're working
together.
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No,
we're not.
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Good luck,
Hannah.
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I think this is gonna
be a lot of fun for you.
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Hey guys,
what's up?
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Nothing!
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Nothing.
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Gus is turning 100 on Thursday,
and we made him a birthday card!
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Of all the Satanic activities
you geezers could be doing,
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you
choose this?
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Gus has contributed tremendously
to this society--
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Back in
the Dark Ages.
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Look what this
society has become!
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It is stuck in the past, we
need to think of the future.
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If Satanism is to prosper and
persevere we need new blood.
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You want us to get
blood transfusions?
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No, I want to recruit
young people into the society!
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You don't
mean teenagers??
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Oooh scary,
isn't it?
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[chatter]
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Silence!
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If I'm to become the Pure Evil
One which is who I will be will
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need an army that is
strong and obedient.
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And you old geezer
farts are neither.
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But what will
become of us?
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Oh just keep doing
what you always do.
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Jack shit!
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He's still gonna
sign Gus' card right?
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Sweet
birthday shoes.
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Aren't they
gorgeous?
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I can't decide whether to
wear them or suck them off!
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Hey,
Lacey!
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See you tonight at
your birthday party!
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You know it,
Troy!
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I'm gonna get
totally drunk!
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Oww!
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Oww!
I'm counting on it.
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♪ Happy happy birthday.
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♪ Happy happy birthday.
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♪ Today it is your birthday.
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♪ Yay yay yay yay yay!
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What the hell
is that?
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It's your
birthday cake, silly.
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Aren't you one of those
creepy religious chicks?
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Don't you want
your birthday cake?
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I don't think so,
boner poison...
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[growling]
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[screaming]
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I said I'm getting an ice
sculpture for the party,
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Todd said he's getting
a fire sculpture!
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It sounds like Todd's taking
this party planning rivalry
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pretty
seriously.
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What
rivalry?
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We're working
together.
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Listen, if you wanna
upstage Todd, just offer Curtis
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something
Todd can't.
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I already made
him a robot arm.
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I mean a party for two
if you know what I mean.
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Party for two, you
and Todd aren't coming?
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Okay, so you don't
know what I mean.
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I'm talking about an
intimatekind of party.
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Yeah, just the four of us
it's not like I'm gonna
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invite the whole
school.
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I'm talking about
sex, Hannah.
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I'm not ready
to have sex.
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I don't want Curtis
to think I'm easy.
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No offense.
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Somebody left their
shoes in the hall.
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And their feet
in their shoes.
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So, Troy just to confirm your
great grandfather and father
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were Satanists and it
says you're also one.
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What can I say,
Satan rocks.
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He sure does.
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Here's what
I'm proposing.
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I have a vision a grand vision
of a new, youthful Satanic
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Society and I think you'd
make a perfect recruit.
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Thanks,
Mr. M.
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May I add, you have fabulous
muscles what do you bench?
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Two fifty.
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I bet
that's a lot.
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Plus the chicks love me 'cause
I'm hung like a donkey
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with a
big dick.
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[laughing]
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So, Troy...
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I'd be thrilled if you'd help me
find a certain magical Book that
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grants me
absolute power.
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And uh...
Destroy all my enemies.
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Sounds
pretty cool.
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And you'll recruit
all your friends?
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You have friends, right?
You look like you have friends.
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Everyone loves
their boy Troy.
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How could
they not?
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Welcome
aboard.
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Don't you
worry.
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Your boy Troy who is who
I am won't let you down.
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You and I will do great
things together, Troy.
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Oh, happy birthday
by the way.
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Thanks.
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Check out my
birthday shoes.
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Styling!
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Hey, Troy if you're not doing
anything for your birthday I can
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take you out for dinner so
we can discuss Satanism?
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Yeah sure.
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Do you
like pizza?
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I like pizza so much I can't
decide whether to eat it
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or suck
it off!
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[laughing]
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Later,
Mr. M.
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Later Troy,
8 o'clock at the Slice King.
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Suck off
a pizza.
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I wonder whose body
these feet belong to.
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They're
Lacey's.
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I'd know those
fresh kicks anywhere.
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Huh?
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Girls check out each
other's shoes, okay?
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Allow me
to investigate.
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Dude, that's
kinda gross.
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Not to mention
completely unsanitary.
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That's blood.
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That's icing.
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That's wax.
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What has blood,
icing and wax?
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A delicious
surfboard!
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Come on guys, we know
a delicious surfboard
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didn't do this, it must
be the work of the Book!
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Well this is gonna have
to wait until after
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Curtis'
surprise party.
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It's not a surprise if
you say it out loud.
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Me-ow!
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Yay.
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Happy birthday,
Troy.
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Are you my
birthday present?
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Nice!
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I've had a thing for older
broads since things got weird
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between me
and my step mom.
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Let me just wash my
dick, it's pretty sweaty.
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Coach pushed
us hard today.
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And your boy Troy
is very hygienic.
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I have
a better idea.
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[growling]
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Aaaaaaaaaah!
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[screaming]
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Happy birthday
to me!
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That's some
good birthday.
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[screaming]
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More
severed feet!
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What are you
doing here, Atticus?
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Yeah and why
are you crying?
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I know it's hard to believe
but I do have a heart
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and it's
broken.
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You knew
this guy?
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His name
was Troy--
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Okay--
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--and he was a very
special boy.
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Now all that's left of
him is his birthday shoes.
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I waited all night at the pizza
parlour the waiter kept asking
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me if I wanted
to order.
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Just more bread-sticks
please he's on his way,
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he's on
his way.
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Nobody
understands--
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We don't have time for this,
we've a birthday bash to plan.
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I think you mean I have
a birthday bash to plan.
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Have you ever thought that maybe
Curtis doesn't actually like
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your birthday parties and
he's too scared to tell you?
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Me-ow!
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I think my best friend would
tell me if my ideas suck balls
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Hannah, I tell him
all the time.
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Hmm--
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Huh--
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Hmmm--
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Haaaa--
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Ha okay--
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As much as I enjoy
watching you two fight,
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we've got
bigger fish to fry.
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Like how bout that pair
of severed feet?
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Jenny's right.
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Let's call
a truce?
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For now.
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We're on the
same team, Todd!
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For now.
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Troy is dead,
father!
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Troy!!!!
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The future
of Satanism!
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Troy was nothing, do not forget
your mission Atticus you are
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meant to find
the book.
256
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:55,889
The book, the book must've
had something to do with
257
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:56,846
Troy's
murder.
258
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:01,764
Don't you see father, that's why
I'm obsessing about the boy's
259
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,461
death it's all
about the book.
260
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:08,336
Oh I humbly apologize
Atticus I guess I just assumed.
261
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:11,513
That's right father you did
assume, and all too quickly.
262
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:14,255
And I suppose you've checked
your spy cameras for footage of
263
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:17,737
Troy's murder and there's no
need for me to bring that up?
264
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,612
Spy cameras, why
didn't I think of that?
265
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:27,442
Of course I checked the spy
cameras, I'm not stupid!
266
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,620
You know just
what I need.
267
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,491
And I need
it bad, baby.
268
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,102
Another birthday.
269
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,277
Another birthday.
270
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,845
Martha-Ruth-
Miriam-Margaret?
271
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,284
What happened
to your face?
272
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,546
You look
like a gran.
273
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,069
Did you bring
me a present?
274
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,505
Is it a birthday?
275
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,638
I love birthdays!
276
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:52,119
We don't
celebrate them, remember?
277
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,817
You don't,
but I do!
278
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,602
I celebrate lots of em!
Every day oh, yes!
279
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,082
Happy birthday
to me!
280
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:02,390
Martha-Ruth-Miriam-Margaret,
you've gone birthday crazy!
281
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,000
Fudge you!
282
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:07,395
It's not what I look like on the
outside, it's what I feel like
283
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:08,700
on the inside
that matters!
284
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:09,310
Loved!
285
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,050
Admired!
286
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,094
Celebrated!
287
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,792
You need
help!
288
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:16,404
I do not, what I need is another
birthday and fast!
289
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,448
You don't
have one?
290
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:18,536
I'll pay,
anything!
291
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,631
Jimmy, I'm in the market for
confiscated fireworks could you
292
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:27,632
help a
dude out?
293
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:28,851
Help
yourself bro.
294
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:29,852
Thanks!
295
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,462
What are
they for?
296
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:34,465
For Curtis' birthday, I'm gonna
make him a pair of exploding
297
00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:36,076
underwear.
298
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:39,644
I just haven't figured out how
I'm gonna make it a surpise?
299
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:43,735
I know, I'll chloroform him then
when he's unconscious slip them
300
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,737
on, do you have
any chlotoform?
301
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:46,738
Oh yeah
top drawer.
302
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:47,304
Thanks!
303
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,220
Your birthdays fucking
rock when you're young.
304
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:54,572
You know my best birthday
was right around your age.
305
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:57,532
Look though, cherish the moments
dude before you know it your
306
00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,709
best years will slip right
from you fast then you know it.
307
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:03,581
Geez Jimmy that's
like really dark.
308
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,932
Sorry dude, it's
just one of those days.
309
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,890
My fucking floor
buffer's fucked up.
310
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,849
Yeah man
that sucks, gotta go.
311
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:13,330
I was rocking out and I didn't
even notic all the shoes and I
312
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,115
buffed right
over them.
313
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,116
Wait.
314
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,292
Did you
say shoes?
315
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:22,122
People should be more careful
where they leave their shit.
316
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:27,170
Lacey, Troy and now
the Argento triplets.
317
00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:29,303
What ties
them all together?
318
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:32,697
I can't believe how much this
bakery's charging me for
319
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,264
Curtis' cake.
320
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,787
I told you to CC me on
those emails Hannah!
321
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,398
The baker didn't
do reply all.
322
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:40,705
Stop blaming all your problems
on the baker, this is no time to
323
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:41,968
screw around
you know what?
324
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,578
You're off the party
planning committee!
325
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:44,622
You have
no authority!
326
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,059
Don't make me
pull rank, Hannah!
327
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,451
You have
no rank!
328
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:50,933
And why are you gluing
fireworks to Curtis' boxers?
329
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,543
It's called a gift,
Hannah.
330
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:55,546
Guys I love listening to you
fight but can we focus here?
331
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,026
Are those
Lacey's shoes?
332
00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,420
Um.
333
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,901
Did you steal shoes
from a dead girl?
334
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:05,730
It's not like she
can use them.
335
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:08,951
And my boots get really
worn-out from all the running
336
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,474
and kicking
I do.
337
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,868
And they're really expensive
I could never afford these
338
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,131
I'd probably have
to get them as--
339
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,219
Birthday shoes!
340
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,004
We know Troy died
on his birthday.
341
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,788
And look at the
Argento triplets' shoes!
342
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,616
They must be
birthday shoes too!
343
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,097
And you know what the
crazy thing about triplets is?
344
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,707
They have
the same birthday!
345
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:29,058
Someone is using the Book to
kill students on their birthday!
346
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:30,973
Oh no...
347
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,496
Curtis...
348
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,632
I can't believe I'm
gonna die today.
349
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:40,026
I'm so not
prepared for this.
350
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,941
Dude you're
not dying today.
351
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,508
Not when you've got an
awesome birthday bash to attend.
352
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,597
Yeah too bad
I'll miss that.
353
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,948
No you're not gonna
miss your surprise party.
354
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,167
Here's the plan
Hannah and I will go look
355
00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:53,953
for the Book, Todd, don't let
Curtis out of your sight.
356
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,215
Right I'm on
death watch!
357
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,739
Let's call it
Curtis watch.
358
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:03,005
If I'm gonna die I wanna
die with a full stomach.
359
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,224
Let's go to
the cafeteria.
360
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,529
Okay.
361
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:06,922
One
last time.
362
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,013
My boy...
363
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,407
My beautiful boy!
364
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,104
I've got
you now...
365
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,672
murderer
of Troy!
366
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,587
She's getting
older...
367
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:22,372
Somehow the girl with the
cake ages every time someone
368
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,113
is eaten.
369
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:26,202
This could
be useful.
370
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,905
The party's not cancelled, I'm
not gonna let the Book ruin
371
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,168
my plans
of upstaging Todd!
372
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,387
And you don't
want Curtis to die.
373
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,867
Yeah
that too.
374
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,870
I knew birthdays
would be the ruin of her.
375
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,698
Poor Martha-Ruth-
Miriam-Margaret?
376
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,134
She's fallen
from grace.
377
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,397
Tell us what you know,
make it quick!
378
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,312
A birthday boy's
life depends on it!
379
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:52,402
Where is the
birthday boy?
380
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,622
Martha-Ruth-
Miriam-Margaret?
381
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,276
Is that you?
382
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,669
Now you look like
a gran-gran!
383
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:01,324
Martha-Ruth stay away
from my boyfriend!
384
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,413
But why on earth
would I do that?
385
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:07,983
After all, I have to give
the boy his...deathday cake!
386
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,028
[laughing]
387
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,551
That old hag's
trying to get Curtis!
388
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:13,249
With all this running I'm really
glad I swiped these shoes!
389
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,655
We have
to go!
390
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,049
Martha-Ruth is using the
Book to steal birthdays!
391
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,790
And all those birthdays are
adding up, each of the victims
392
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,966
was 17,
17 times 5 is 85.
393
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:38,492
And Martha-Ruth was 17 to begin
with, which means she's...
394
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,496
102!
395
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,628
Which explains her sudden
transformation into a very
396
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:45,847
old woman!
397
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,457
Also, the Book has
transformed into some sort
398
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:48,676
of evil
birthday cake.
399
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:51,070
Talk about your
worst birthday ever.
400
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,288
Third worst
birthday.
401
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,377
We have to run until
it's not your birthday.
402
00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,423
Happy birthday,
Curtis.
403
00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:57,554
[screaming]
404
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,904
Birthdays
are the best!
405
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,168
You feel like you're
on top of the world!
406
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,170
Listen to me, Martha-Ruth
your body can't take
407
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,649
another
birthday.
408
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,912
Yeah, you've stolen enough
birthdays, you birthday slut!
409
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:08,739
I want it.
410
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:09,827
I NEED it.
411
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,134
Give him to me!
412
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:12,526
No!
413
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,224
Get out of here!
414
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:15,746
Back!
415
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:16,399
Back!
416
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,009
Ha!
417
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:18,836
[screaming]
418
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,012
[laughing]
419
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:22,797
Happy
birthday Gus!
420
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:26,322
You call this
a birthday bash?
421
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:29,325
It's just a couple
of dumb ass kids...
422
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,938
And this hot piece
of keister!
423
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,505
Wheel
me over!
424
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,594
It would be
my pleasure.
425
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:44,123
I've never seen a
cake like this before.
426
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,301
Ahhhh!
427
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,651
[laughing]
428
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,435
It's okay
Jenny.
429
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:53,262
Stop it!
430
00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:59,573
[laughing]
431
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:00,704
[burp]
432
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:07,146
So many
birthdays!
433
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,626
So many
birthdays!
434
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:12,151
It's overwhelming!
435
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:17,852
The Book!
436
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,293
We really need to
buy a butterfly net.
437
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,952
Thanks for saving
my life Atticus.
438
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:35,652
If that's what I
did, it wasn't for you.
439
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:36,784
It was
for Troy.
440
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,481
[sobbing]
441
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:39,830
Troy!
442
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,485
Atticus is acting
weirder than normal.
443
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,445
Hannah's right we better start
keeping a closer watch on him.
444
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:46,402
[throat clear]
445
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,448
We have that
thing tomorrow.
446
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:49,579
Oh right.
447
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:51,146
What are you
guys talking about?
448
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,060
Nothing!
449
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:58,849
You guys did
this for me?
450
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,024
It was
all Hannah.
451
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,330
But my birthday
was yesterday.
452
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,506
We were a little busy
with the birthday cake
453
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,029
trying to
eat you...
454
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:08,772
And I don't see anything
that could maim or injure me.
455
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:12,907
Hannah, I'm the luckiest guy
in the...Holy titty nipples!
456
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,998
Corn chips!
457
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,957
Happy birthday,
Curtis.
458
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,481
Birthday
shoes!
459
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,831
Those are
Troy's birthday shoes.
460
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,573
Cool, everyone loved
the Troy Boy.
461
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:29,358
Hey I got something
that'll top that.
462
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:32,492
Get ready for one of my
famous Todd birthday surprises.
463
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:34,929
I knew this was
too good to be true.
464
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:35,582
Ha!
465
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,714
Yeah!
466
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:40,891
A one night only Barbarian
Apocalypse world
467
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,937
fucking
reunion baby!
468
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,808
Awesome!
But we haven't practiced.
469
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:48,725
That's why...
I got this.
470
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,727
A taco bong?!
471
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,164
How did
you know?
472
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,384
Alright dude,
let's rock!
473
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,560
Wait, I have one more
gift for Curtis.
474
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:24,239
Okay,
now let's rock!
475
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,980
One two
three four!
476
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:33,335
♪
477
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:34,597
They're not
that bad!
478
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:40,342
♪
479
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:44,386
Best
birthday ever!
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