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Keep growing,
little buds,
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one day you're gonna get
big and have babies
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and they're gonna fill
my lungs with love.
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Jimmy!
Keys to the lock-up.
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Whoa, not so fast, man,
you must pay a tithe
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to enter
the Chamber of Stuff.
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Curtis, tithe.
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Um--
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How about these
porn star cards?
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Oh,
what's this?
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It's a transhumanist
porn star.
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You mean
she-male?
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Cyborg
she-male.
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Alright, I can use this.
I accept your tithe.
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And here--
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Just keep away from
the crate of snakes, please.
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You got it.
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Aw man, it's going
to take forever
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before you can
smoke these.
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Need I remind you, man,
patience pays off.
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The longer the wait,
the higher the bake.
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Like when Todd didn't
whack off for a week
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and then when he
did we were like "WHOA!!!"
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Hey, what are you guys
talking about?
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Sweet
skateboard!
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Look, it's even got a
skeleton with a boner on it.
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Cool!
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Thanks, Jimmy.
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See you later, dude.
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Are you ready?
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I was stillborn ready.
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♪
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Whoa!
[laughing]
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Todd: Kamikaze
Stonehenge!
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CRASH!
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Yeah!
[laughing]
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This is why my next
boyfriend's gonna be
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a college drop-out,
or a dude with a kid
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someone, like,
mature.
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What in the
name of goddess?!
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Look at all these
bottles and cans!
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Pretty awesome,
huh?
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You could at least
put them in the recycling bin,
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you monsters!
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Sorry, but our school doesn't
have a recycling program.
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I hate
this school!
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There's no recycling,
our carbon footprint is obscene,
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and the fire extinguishers
are full of deadly asbestos!
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None of you care about
the needs of Mother Earth!
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Hey, I care about
the needs of Mother Earth.
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Last week I found a baby bird
and put it back in its nest.
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Then its mother wouldn't feed
it because I touched it.
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CRASH!
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Are you
okay, Gina?
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Back off!!!
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It's pronounced
Gyna!
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Yeah, well,
last week it was Gina,
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and you were a meth-
smoking raver, so--
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Get away
from me, you...!!!
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Earth-rapers!
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Whoa--
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You all think you're
so safe and secure
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with your modern luxuries
but just you wait!
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One day Mother Earth
will turn her back on you,
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just like
you did her.
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Listen, Gina, Mother Earth
is just a cold dead rock
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hurtling through space
until the sun supernovas
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and we all die
a fiery death.
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Ok-ay?
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So, like, go eat
a granola dick.
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Ugh!
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UGH!
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Disgusting!
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They're all disgusting--
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Oh my,
Goddess...--
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You know, Gyna does
have a point.
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Research shows that life
on earth could be extinct
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within the next two
hundred years.
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Yeah, but Sweetie, we'll be
dead by then so who cares?
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But what about our children,
and our children's children?
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I can't believe I'm the one
that has to correct
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the science expert, but
children can't have children.
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Only big people
can have children.
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Look, there's not gonna be
a future if we don't find
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the Book of Pure Evil
and destroy it.
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Yeah, otherwise Todd will
become the Pure Evil One
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and destroy the world slightly
faster than global warming.
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Todd: Look--
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Can we have one meeting
where we don't mention
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that I'm
the Pure Evil One?
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Perhaps now's
an opportune time
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for me to show you
my new computer program.
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I've written a sophisticated
algorithm which uses
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a combination
of statistical analysis
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and character profiling
to determine
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which Crowley High
student is most likely
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to receive
the Book next.
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That sounds
super useful.
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I mean, it's no
con queso finger, but still.
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This could be the solution
to all our problems!
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So--
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983 students
fit the profile.
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Great that's
the whole school.
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We need to narrow
the parameters--
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Just a little--
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Okay, it's not
working.
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If this is gonna take
a while, I better call
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my future self and warn her
I'll be late--
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Hannah: Ha ha--
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Hey, my
phone's dead.
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Shitty,
mine too
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Now how am I gonna
sext you, Jenny?
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Ew, I didn't
get any sexts.
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Those were
for Jenny?
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Oh...
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Hey--
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My arm's
not working.
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Whoa--
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What's going on
around here?
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My secret spy cameras
just died
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and so did my personal
massage tool.
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Holy
Jupiter Shit.
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Hannah:
Look at this!
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These vines are growing at
a hugely accelerated pace!
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We need
to investigate, gang.
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You know, as far as disasters
caused by the Book go,
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this one's not so bad.
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I guess you guys haven't
noticed the poisonous snakes.
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Oh, actually, that's
not a poisonous breed.
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It's totally harmless,
unless you're a bird,
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or small rodent,
or a smaller snake--
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We get it, that snake
is a total pussy.
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What about
that one?
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That's a more
deadly breed.
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We gotta fight
that snake!
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CRACK!
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Ugh,
too late.
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We gotta run
from that snake--
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Gang:
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
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Oh my God,
check this out!
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Jimmy!
Something is up!
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Yeah, your cocks when
you see what I have!
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Holy...shit!
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Dude--
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Wow.
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♪
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Hello.
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I see you've used
the Book to make some
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eco-friendly changes
around the school.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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It's like
a new Eden.
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Yeah--
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I don't care
for forests.
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[crying]
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[wolf snarling]
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Anyways...--
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I bet you're getting
awfully bored of the Book,
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why don't you hand
it over to me?
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Why should I give it to you,
when it's done all this?
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Because I'm your
guidance counsellor?
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My work
isn't done yet.
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I really need
something to read?
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I must
go further!
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I must totally
reclaim this land!
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You know there's fruit
growing off your head, right?
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Mmm--
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Look!
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I'm becoming
one...with nature!
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Curtis: Whoa!
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See, my patience
paid off!
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Dude, I think we've died
and gone to Valhalla--
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There's so much weed
to be smoked!
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And smoked...
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and smoked!
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[Todd and Curtis
whimpering]
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Boys, we don't really
have time for this!
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Come on, let them
be children.
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You know, this is
a glorious moment.
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Hannah: Come on--
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[Todd and Curtis
groaning]
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[giggling]
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So, technology is
breaking down everywhere
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and plants are taking
over, coincidence?
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Or Gyna-incidence?
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[laughing]
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Truly, this
is paradise.
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I think we're gonna have to
deal with this on our own.
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Yeah, I know.
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[screaming]
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What's happening
to me?!
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I just shaved my pits
this morning!
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I just waxed
last night!
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Ew--
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Ugh...ugh...
ahhhhhhhhh!
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Jenny, did you
just see that?
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Some feedback
please--
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AHHHHHHHHH!
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AH--
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All this screaming's
hurting my throat.
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Hannah: Hannah's journal.
Hour One.
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With the exception of myself,
everyone in Crowley High
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has devolved into some
sort of proto-human.
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I'm not entirely sure
whether they are Cro-Magnon
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or Neanderthal--
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Or is it Neander-tal?
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Jimmy: Ow--
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Ow--
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Cave Jimmy seems shockingly
similar to normal Jimmy.
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But I despair at what it's done
to my poor boyfriend, Curtis.
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Although, he did
eat a bug last week.
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But that was because
Mr. Gunderson dared him.
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Itchy--
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Whoa--
What is that?
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[grunting]
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Stop that!
Cave Jenny!
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[grunting]
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[fart sounds]
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I think it's safe to say
I won't be getting
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any help from
this group.
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[grunting]
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What are you doing?!
Stop that!
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Bad cave people!
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Bad cave people!
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I must now stop the Book
and turn my friends
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back into
homo sapiens.
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But first I must teach
my cave friends how
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to 'follow the leader'.
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And in order to do that I must
establish myself as the Alpha.
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[grunting]
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WHACK!
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[grunting]
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Me, Hannah!
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Me, leader!
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Now, let's find
the Book.
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Come on cave Jimmy,
let's go, time to go!
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Are you gonna stay here
and eat your plants?
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Well, I guess
that's one less primitive
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I have
to worry about.
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[grunting]
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Come on!
Come on!
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Things are looking
bad for the school,
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but good for
the botany club.
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[grunting]
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WHACK!
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WHACK!
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WHACK!
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Come on,
gang!
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[grunting]
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[growling]
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Let's take
a break here!
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[grunting]
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Hour three.
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The forest
is dense and lonely.
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The devolved Gang is heavy
on public urination
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but light
on conversation.
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I miss
their voices.
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This would be
the point where Todd
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would lament
his dark destiny.
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[grunting]
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Curtis would make a joke
to lighten the mood.
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[burping/coughing]
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[grunting]
263
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:01,563
And Jenny would remind us that
life is short and brutal.
264
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:04,435
Then again it's nice to see
her laughing for a change.
265
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,264
You go,
Cave Jenny!
266
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:19,668
You don't just
grow a stitch--
267
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:25,195
Break's over!
Come on time to go!
268
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,589
[grunting]
269
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,809
Hannah:
Can you hear that?
270
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,246
This forest has
really come to life.
271
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:36,206
That sounds
like the mating call
272
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,252
of the Spring
Peeper Treefrog!
273
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,211
Listen!
274
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,605
Is that just me
or do you hear drums?
275
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:48,131
♪
276
00:13:48,175 --> 00:14:00,622
[grunting]
277
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:03,059
Back!
Back you savages!
278
00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,543
I'm the queen
of this stone age.
279
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,501
WHACK!
280
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,295
[grunting]
281
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:35,657
[grunting]
282
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,703
[whimpering]
283
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:40,792
WHACK!
284
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:45,014
[grunting]
285
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:55,068
♪
286
00:14:55,111 --> 00:15:05,121
♪
287
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:15,436
♪
288
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,525
Well, at least I still
have my glasses.
289
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,178
Yoink!
290
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,657
Oh, come on!
291
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,665
Come on, they don't
even suit your face!
292
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,319
GRRRRRRR!
293
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:35,760
[grunting]
294
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:40,200
Come my children!
295
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,463
Come to Mother!
296
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:47,120
I hunger,
my children!
297
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:50,123
Deliver sustenance
to your goddess!
298
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,167
Gina--
299
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:53,822
It's Gyna!
300
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,173
But it's not
Gyna anymore.
301
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,697
I am
something... more.
302
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,699
Something that has not
existed on this earth
303
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,788
since before
the age of man.
304
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,007
Age of man?
305
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,835
Gyna, you of all people
shouldn't be making
306
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:09,577
that gender bias, I mean,
you spell women with a 'Y'
307
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,100
to keep
the men out of it.
308
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,146
How dare you,
a mere mortal,
309
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,974
question the words
of a Goddess!
310
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,367
Hey, I'll have you know
I'm no mere mortal.
311
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,979
I fight evil
on a regular basis!
312
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,981
And now you will
feed mother nature!
313
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,200
On a
one time basis!
314
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:25,985
[energy pulsing]
315
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,377
It's the Book of Pure--
316
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:27,987
Ugh!
Ugh!!!
317
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,598
[laughing]
318
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,993
I've always felt
like a tree on the inside
319
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,169
and now I'm a tree
on the outside!
320
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:39,389
[laughing]
321
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,261
Ahhhh!
322
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:44,003
I don't know why you have not
devolved like the others,
323
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:47,006
but you'll still make
for fine fertilizer!
324
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,399
Look, I like nature too,
but this isn't right!
325
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,053
It's not natura--
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
326
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,015
It's actually
supernatural.
327
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:58,887
Don't you
understand?
328
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,542
I am nature!
329
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,284
Now let
the sacrifice begin!
330
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,418
Come to mother,
Hannah!
331
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,900
Come back
inside mother!
332
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,687
Book...
333
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,214
What are you
doing?!
334
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,216
Get your hands
off of that!
335
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,695
Get away!
336
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:32,051
[laughing]
337
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,053
[extinguisher sounds]
338
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,054
Hey!
339
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,055
Heeeey--
340
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,447
What are
you doing?!
341
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,145
Stop that!
342
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:46,065
[extinguisher sounds]
343
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,675
You're killing--
344
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,112
The environment!
345
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:56,466
You're killing
the environment!
346
00:17:56,510 --> 00:18:02,690
[vomit spraying]
347
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:12,743
♪
348
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:22,797
♪
349
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:32,763
♪
350
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:41,946
♪
351
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,818
Fuck the
environment.
352
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,051
Jenny: Ew!
353
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,315
Why are you
spooning me?!
354
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:04,708
Uh, you were
spooning me.
355
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,929
But why was I spooning Jenny,
I should be spooning Hannah?
356
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,365
Or Todd?
357
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,933
Why are we
in Jimmy's closet?
358
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,804
Why am I
dirtier than usual?
359
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:17,504
Oh shit, why does my
finger smell like ass?!
360
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,505
What?
361
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,376
[sniff]
362
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,597
That doesn't smell
like your ass dude.
363
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,168
Hannah's journal--
364
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,257
Jimmy: Dudes!
365
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,172
Dudes,
what day is it?
366
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,522
I just woke up from
a serious weed nap,
367
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,959
and I dreamt that
I was a cave man
368
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,743
and there was these
huge pot plants
369
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:42,833
and I took one
of the buds and I ate it,
370
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:44,748
and I got baked
man it was--
371
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:47,969
And you were all there
and you were cave men too.
372
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:48,752
Whoa--
373
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,058
Jimmy--
374
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:53,409
I think I just had the same
dream that you had!
375
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,194
Whoa whoa--
376
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:58,371
I think I had the same dream
that you guys just had!
377
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,374
But was I in your dream
or were you in my dream?
378
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,549
That wasn't
a dream!
379
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:03,376
Huh?
380
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:04,768
We have
to find Hannah.
381
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,466
No no no no--
382
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:07,945
No no no, I know!
383
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,861
Something happened
I know it, I know it!
384
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,864
Why are my
tapes blank?!
385
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:17,564
And so it was the asbestos
from the old extinguisher
386
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,783
that corroded
Gyna's insides.
387
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,568
Hooray
for asbestos!
388
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,440
Man, I can't believe we were
cavemen that's so badass.
389
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:27,313
Was I sexy as a caveman,
did I turn you on?
390
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:30,316
No. But Todd liked you,
he tried to hump you.
391
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,795
Really?
Sweet!
392
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:35,016
Uh, you know Hannah,
you really stuck it to Gyna.
393
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,888
Yeah, you really stuck it
to that 'trunt'.
394
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,021
Dude, did you just
come up with that?
395
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,023
Yeah, like, off
the top of my head.
396
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:44,025
See, this is exactly
what I'm talking about,
397
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:47,028
we need to start a company
where we just like name shit.
398
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:48,464
And we'll call it--
399
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,078
We'll figure it out.
400
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,732
There's one thing
I don't understand though,
401
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:58,605
How come Hannah didn't
go ape like the rest of us?
402
00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:01,085
Guess it's just another
mystery of the supernatural.
403
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,612
Eh-- I'm hungry.
Let's go eat something.
404
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,048
Banana splits!
405
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:09,616
How many times
do I have to tell you guys
406
00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:10,617
I'm lactose
intolerant?!
407
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:11,618
So?
408
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,272
Just eat it
without ice cream.
409
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:16,710
Yeah, put some cheese on it.
I can hook you up. Boop.
410
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,277
Curtis!
411
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:20,279
Gross--
412
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,630
You coming,
Hannah?
413
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,284
I'll catch up
with you later.
414
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:27,634
Bye.
415
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:31,677
♪
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