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♪
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♪
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Pretty amazing,
huh?
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clap-clap-clap--
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It was...
incredible!
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It was.
Period.
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The sexy movements
make me horny.
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Wow!
Thanks, Todd!
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That's the idea,
yeah!
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He's not watching you.
He's cheer-leering.
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1-2-3-4, Crowley Goats
are gonna score!
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5-6-7-8, Crowley Goats
are really great!
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They move
so gracefully.
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Like swans.
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Bird-like swans--
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Can we go already?
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Fine, but I get to look
at your butt on the way out.
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Oh great!
No you don't.
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Mmm, yeah--
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Hey, thanks again
for showing me that uh--
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That thing--
What did you call it?
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Practice?
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Yeah! I'm gonna be
so much better now.
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Well, anything
for a man in uniform.
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It's more
of a costume.
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Don't ruin it.
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Okay--
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Our killer cheer!
Show it to me!
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Now! Go!
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1-2-3-4! Crowley Goats
are gonna score!
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5-6-7-8! Crowley Goats
are really great!
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1-2-3-4! Crowley Goats
are gonna score!
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5-6-7-8! Crowley Goats
are really great!
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That's it, one of you
is going home
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and I want a name.
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Crystal's the one
with the cankles.
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At least my tits don't
smell like blue cheese.
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Stop fighting! We should
be working together.
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Yeah, says you,
noodle arms--
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Noodle arms
ruined our cheer.
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A cheerleading squad
must be tough like a chain,
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and the weak links
must be eliminated.
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You're the
weak link, Ariel!
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If we were
allowed to eat--
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Enough
complaining!
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You're off
the squad.
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Looks like it's back
to the honour roll for you.
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Wanda: And the rest of you
don't pay attention to her!
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Sorry, Ariel.
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You know I totally
didn't mean it.
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Yeah, we're still BFFs,
right noodle arms?
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Ugh!
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[crying]
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What's her problem?
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I don't know,
she's probably hungry?
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[clears throat]
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I order you
to put down your snacks
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and help me
brainstorm.
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Your father never
needed our help.
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He always came up
with the plans himself.
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He was the leader.
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Or are you saying you're
not as wise as he was?
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I am twice
as wise.
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And once I become
the Pure Evil One,
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I will show you all.
Now--
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Begone.
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Hey--
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When are we gonna
kill this dipshit?
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Patience.
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Begone!
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♪
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♪
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Look who comes
asking for my help!
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After what you did,
cutting off my head.
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Let's put the past
behind us, father.
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I need your help.
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The Minions won't
listen to me.
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It's like they have
no respect for me.
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Don't worry
about them, Atticus.
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Do what you must!
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Be a man.
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Get that Book.
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But how do I
do that, father?!
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Bait the Book.
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Spring the trap.
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Seize the power.
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Bait the Book.
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Spring the trap.
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Seize the power.
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Yes... I suppose
that makes sense.
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Come closer,
Atticus.
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You've failed before
but this time
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I've got
a good feeling.
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You can do it,
my son.
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Thank you, father.
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You're very wise.
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But I'm twice
as wise--
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I'm gonna have to give
somebody a shampoo!
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AHHHHHHHHH!
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[whispering]
The Beast...the Beast--
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Dudes-- People are
saying something ate
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the cheerleader
with the noodle arms.
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Jenny:
What people?
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Us.
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We're calling it--
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"The Beast."
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[whispering]
The Beast! The Beast!
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[students whispering]
The Beast! The Beast!
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The Beast.
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The Beast!
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Ok, stop
calling it that!
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We don't know
what happened!
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And if she got eaten, guys
where's the blood?
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Yep, I was thinking
the same thing.
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Oh, hi Gang.
Are you here too?
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Stop spying on us,
douche!
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Too late.
I heard everything.
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I know all about
The Beast--
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and I will find it
before you!
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Bait book, spring trap,
seize the power--
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What a waste of a perfectly
good cheerleading uniform!
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It's coming
for us next--
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I'm too pretty
to die--
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The Beast--
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What kills cheerleaders and
doesn't leave any blood behind?
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Maybe noodle arms used
the Book to stop her period,
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but the Book ended up sucking
all the blood out of her!
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And then she was
eaten by-- The Beast!
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Seriously?
There's no Beast! Ok?
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A cheerleader
has disappeared,
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so let's start there.
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Hannah and I will join
the cheerleaders
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and look for clues.
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We will?
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You know--
Jenny's onto something
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with this whole
cheerleader angle.
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You're agreeing
with me?
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But, she's all wrong.
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There it is--
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I spent a lot
of time last night
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thinking about
those cheerleaders.
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The way they move.
The way they highkick.
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The way they shake
their pom poms.
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Were you jerking off when you
were thinking about all this?
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That's not the point!
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The point is:
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I will train us to be
like those cheerleaders!
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Unified!
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Graceful!
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And choreographed!
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And then we can
defeat the Beast!
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You wanna train us
to fight something
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that you made up?
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No.
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All those in favour
of training to fight?
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All those in favour
of infiltrating
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the cheerleaders
and then training never?
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But, Jenny--
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Without my training,
the Beast will kill you.
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And rip up
your clothes!
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I think I'll do
just fine on my own.
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Buh-bye.
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So, it's cheerleaders
you like to eat, is it?
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How about
a cheerleader buffet?
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A ch-uffet.
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Good news, maggots!
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There's a pep
rally tomorrow,
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so I hope you brought
your iron panties!
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Where is everyone?
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Everyone else quit
because of--
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The Beast!
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Weaklings.
Who needs them.
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They're just
dragging us down.
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Our killer cheer!
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Show it to me!
Now! Go!
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But, we can't--
Without Ariel--
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She's right.
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According to
the Pep Rally Rule Book,
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you need at least four
cheerleaders on a squad.
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Isn't that right,
Wanda?
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Are you volunteering,
skank?
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You call it volunteering,
I call it saving your ass, slut.
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Then I guess it's time
to try on your outfit,
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Jizztrap.
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Bring it on--
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Slut.
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It's the only one we
have left, dickmitten.
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It's all ripped up,
so you can look
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like a whore
right away.
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Oh, I will.
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Slut.
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♪
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Gasp!
Gasp!
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Oh...
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Mmmm...
[giggling]
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GRRRRR!
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The Beast!
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It won't get me!
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GRRRRRRR!
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Jasmine?!
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What's going on?!
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Whistle once if you're
okay, twice if you're not.
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[whistle]
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Ah...
[sighing]
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[whistle]
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GRRRRRR!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
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What are you
screaming about?!
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♪
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This ain't some
yoga thing, is it?
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Todd: No!
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I'm training them
how to fight.
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Oh...
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Fine.
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Proceed.
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[heavy metal music
playing]
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YEAH!!!
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AHHHHHHHH!
219
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,588
YEAH!!!
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FART
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YEAH!
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♪
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00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:04,255
Ugh!
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Ha.
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00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,825
You're doing it
all wrong.
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00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,871
You have to do
exactly as I do.
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00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,440
Don't put 'em
in the box, Todd.
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What are you
talking about?
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I don't even
have a box.
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Anyway, I'm gonna go
sleep somewhere else.
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And by somewhere else
I mean with a woman.
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Remember,
Todd--
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Don't put 'em
in the box.
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"Think outside
the box--"
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That's not
what he said.
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Quiet!
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I'm trying to think
outside the box.
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Ok, is this recreation
or is this for training?
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Jimmy told me to think
outside the box.
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The box is not
being high.
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00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:45,079
But you guys smoke
marijuana all the time.
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00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:47,951
So, isn't this your version
of thinking inside the box?
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Todd & Curtis:
Whoa.
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[breathing heavily]
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I'm getting out of here
before the Beast gets me too!
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Ah!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
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00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,704
I hear something!
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00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:05,186
Uh oh.
Somebody's paranoid.
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00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,274
Wooooooo--
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00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:07,710
I didn't
smoke anything!
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00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:08,755
Hannah's just
naturally paranoid,
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00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:09,712
aren't you, sweetie?
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00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:10,757
Ahhhhhhh!
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00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,280
Ok, it's a scream!
I heard a scream!
255
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,325
Come on, we have
to check it out!
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00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:18,721
Huh-uh!
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♪
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00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:24,727
Jenny!
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NOOOOOOOOO!
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00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,299
Ugh, it's not me.
It's Crystal.
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Oh, yeah--
I, um--
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I know.
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00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:37,305
Well, that leaves
three cheerleaders.
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Two!
The Beast got Jasmine.
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00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,135
That means
the Beast's next target
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00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,006
is either Wanda...
Or--
267
00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,055
Bring it on.
268
00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:51,493
Attention, students--
269
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:52,886
Regardless of the recent
disappearances,
270
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:56,150
a.k.a. "Beast attacks",
today's pep rally is still on.
271
00:11:56,193 --> 00:12:00,545
I repeat, the pep rally
is still on.
272
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:01,764
Thank you.
273
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:14,124
♪
274
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:17,214
Bait the book, spring the trap,
seize the power.
275
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,130
Jenny, you shouldn't be
dressed like that!
276
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,132
Especially on the day
of the pep rally!
277
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:23,481
The Beast
will get you!
278
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,787
Three cheerleaders
disappeared yesterday.
279
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:25,788
Aren't you worried?
280
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,137
We do this
every week.
281
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,617
Obviously somebody's
used the Book
282
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,575
and they're doing stuff
with cheerleaders.
283
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:31,751
I'm staying
undercover.
284
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:35,929
Well, it's time
to get...up-dercover.
285
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,017
Wow.
286
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,801
I hope you're better
at finding Beasts
287
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,021
than you are
at knowing words.
288
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,283
Buh-bye.
289
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,768
Jenny's self-destructive
behavior has given me an idea.
290
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:50,944
What if, instead
of one mascot
291
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:55,775
at the pep rally
there were...three mascots?
292
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:56,776
Cool!
293
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:57,951
Who would they be?
294
00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,039
Us.
295
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,910
Undercover us.
296
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,825
The pep rally's
in 15 minutes.
297
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,479
Where are we
gonna get uniforms?
298
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:14,794
♪
299
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:20,625
Booooooooooo!
300
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:24,629
♪
301
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,806
Booooooooo!
302
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,372
Atticus:
That was those people--
303
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,548
Now, the real
reason you're here--
304
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:34,074
The main course--
tasty, tasty cheerleaders.
305
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:38,643
[students cheering]
306
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:41,646
Put your hands together,
Crowley Hi--
307
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,432
♪
308
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:47,870
3-2-1!
RRRAAAAAHHH!
309
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,831
[energy pulsing]
310
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,008
Those are
some hairy bitches--
311
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,271
Wanda!
Ruuuuuun!!!
312
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:04,539
Gasp!
313
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:05,235
THWACK!
314
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:06,019
Ugh!
315
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,542
Puny cheerleader--
316
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,022
I was once like you.
317
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:12,634
I was the weakest link!
But then I used the Book.
318
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,244
Then we used
the Book!
319
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,638
Now, we are--
THE BEAST!
320
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:17,857
Ugh!
321
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,511
Now everybody
put your hands in the air!
322
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:24,472
She said put your hands
IN THE FUCKING AIR!
323
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:25,473
[flesh tearing]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
324
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,649
[students gasping/
screaming]
325
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,042
Now, CHEER!!!
326
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,652
clap...clap...clap--
327
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:35,309
2-4-6-8! Who should
we eviscerate?
328
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,094
[growling]
I want a name!
329
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,273
Not cheering
loud enough!
330
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,274
SMOOSH!
331
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,928
AHHHHHHHHHH!
332
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,670
Grrrrrrr!
Grrr!
333
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:49,671
Ugh!
334
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,760
Hey, buddy,
are you okay?
335
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,899
Holy fucking
shit, dude!
336
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:00,900
Totally!
337
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,119
Gang!
Assemble!
338
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,081
So what
do we do?
339
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:10,039
I was hoping
you had an idea!
340
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:13,738
Sweater dude!
341
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,524
Where you
off to, man?
342
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:17,568
Just thought I'd take
a walk in the park--
343
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,092
Clear my head.
344
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:21,529
Don't tell me you're running
away from your destiny?
345
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,879
No, I'm running away
from some butch chicks!
346
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,055
They've got muscles,
and moustaches,
347
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,101
and they uh!
and ahhhhh!
348
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,145
Rob: Dude!
349
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,452
You need
to man up.
350
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:34,150
Don't be such
a loser, Loser.
351
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:36,587
You are right--
352
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,634
I am the Pure Evil One.
353
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:42,332
I can do whatever
I put my mind to.
354
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,943
That's the spirit,
sweater dude.
355
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,727
Now march the fuck
back in there
356
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:48,948
and grab up your hairy nuts
off those teenage girls, man!
357
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:49,949
I shall.
358
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,341
Fucking say it
louder, pussy!
359
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:52,603
I SHALL!!!
360
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,170
Show me!
361
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,042
Ugh!
Ugh!
362
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,958
Ugh!
I SHALL!!!!
363
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:03,963
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
364
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,138
Too easy.
365
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:09,142
3-5-7-9! We will
blow your fucking mind!
366
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,752
Ok, enough waiting--
Let's do this--
367
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,232
Remember the most
important thing is
368
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,495
to not get a hole
punched through your head.
369
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,758
1...2--
370
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:17,628
3!
371
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,372
YEAH!!!
372
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,157
Bait! The! Book!
373
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,376
Spring! The! Trap!
374
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,465
Seize! The! Power!
375
00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,206
You've!
376
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,078
Got something!
377
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,644
That I want!
378
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,170
Booooooooooo!
379
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,780
Gimme that belt!
380
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:39,781
Grrr!
381
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,609
Ooooooooohhhhhh!
No!
382
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,480
[glass shattering]
383
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:47,615
[students cheering]
384
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:52,098
Anybody else have anything
they wanna say?
385
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,621
YE-AH!!!
386
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,840
I hope you juice heads
are ready for a fight,
387
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,886
because we're gonna
punch your dicks so hard
388
00:16:57,929 --> 00:17:00,845
they go back inside you
and look like vaginas again!!!
389
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,195
[students cheering]
390
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:04,066
Curtis,
Whore Frost Chop!
391
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,677
Hannah,
Stonehenge Kamikaze!
392
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:09,071
Jenny,
Fart Rhapsody!
393
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,204
Fart Rhapsody?
394
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:12,422
Ready?
395
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,424
CHAAAARGE!
396
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:17,601
[students cheering]
397
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,126
[fighting]
398
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:22,824
Hannah:
Oooh!
399
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,391
Curtis:
Ahhhhhhh!
400
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,655
[the Gang wincing]
401
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:28,699
Todd!
402
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,399
Don't put 'em
in a box.
403
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:34,923
That's it--
404
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:38,840
Hannah! Quick!
Gimme some science!
405
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,842
Pinch the posterior
auricular nerve!
406
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,626
Todd: I don't know
what that is!
407
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,280
Behind the ear!
408
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,852
Curtis,
gimme some pep!
409
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:51,853
Gimme a T!
410
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:52,810
T!
411
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:53,637
Gimme an O!
412
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:54,247
O!
413
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,291
Gimme a D!
414
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,075
D!
415
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:56,858
Gimme a D!
416
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:57,859
D!
417
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:58,860
What do you got?
418
00:17:58,903 --> 00:17:59,687
Todd!
419
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:00,166
What do you got?!
420
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:01,297
Todd!!!
421
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:09,871
Todd! Todd! Todd!
422
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:15,268
[students cheering]
423
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:18,880
♪
424
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,577
The crowd's
turning against us!
425
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,710
They don't
love us anymore!
426
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:23,624
Quick!
427
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,887
Our killer cheer!
Go!
428
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:27,758
STOMP!
429
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:31,066
STOMP!
430
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:35,984
They're getting closer!
431
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:39,988
They're not stopping!
432
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:43,339
STOMP!
STOMP!
433
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,298
Jenny!
Do what you do best!
434
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,734
What's that?!
435
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:47,735
Crush their spirits!
436
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:48,910
I don't know how!
437
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,651
Crushing your spirit
comes naturally to me!
438
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:51,913
Improvise!
Go!
439
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,175
Hey, sluts!
440
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:56,918
Is that really--
the best you got?
441
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:57,919
No--
442
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,226
You're a bunch
of big... hairy--
443
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:02,445
Sluts--
444
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:03,968
STOMP!
445
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:05,796
STOMP!
446
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,537
Cock...pockets--
447
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,760
Cock pockets!
448
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,544
No wonder the crowd's
against you!
449
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,589
You're a bunch of--
450
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:16,677
Ball dockers!
451
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,939
Ball dockers!
452
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,333
And I heard that tramp--
453
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,161
said that you're both--
454
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,336
Wanda:
Jizz magicians!
455
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,380
Crowd: Wha?
456
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,948
Because they make
jizz disappear.
457
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:28,384
Crowd: Oooh, yeah--
458
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,953
Jenny: Well,
If you ask me--
459
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:34,782
Ariel's
the jizz magician.
460
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:37,437
Isn't that right,
noodle arms?
461
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,179
I do not have
noodle arms anymore!
462
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:42,833
I'm--
463
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:44,618
I'm--
464
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:45,967
The weakest link!
465
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,186
Get her!
466
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:48,839
GRRRRR!
467
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,366
[bones cracking]
468
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:54,367
[flesh tearing]
469
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:55,106
RAAAAAWWWWW!
470
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,543
[blood splurting]
471
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,381
YEAH!!!
472
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:13,212
[students cheering]
473
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,996
Wooooooooo!!!
474
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:21,045
[students cheering]
475
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:24,745
So--
476
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,356
Does this mean you're
not a cheerleader anymore?
477
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,793
You know it was just
to find the Book.
478
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:31,230
Yeah, but I mean--
479
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,362
You're still gonna keep
the uniform, right?
480
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,234
Only in your
dreams, Todd.
481
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,714
How can you
sit there and banter?
482
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,281
Don't you realize
what this means?
483
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,370
The school just got
a lot less bitchy?
484
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,764
The Beast is
still out there!
485
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,374
No--
No, it isn't, Curtis.
486
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,420
The cheerleaders
were the Beast, dude.
487
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,814
I think we learned a valuable
lesson about teamwork,
488
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:52,033
and that lesson is--
489
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,295
That my leadership
clinched our victory!
490
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,383
Thank you, Hannah!
491
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:56,167
That's not what
I was going to say--
492
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:57,908
I talked them into
killing each other.
493
00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,649
Because I told you
to do it.
494
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:00,650
It was
Jimmy's idea.
495
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:01,390
I implemented it.
496
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:02,217
I was undercover.
497
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,610
We were
also undercover.
498
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,833
We killed
that pep rally!
499
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:11,270
Yeah!
500
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,621
I said Bait the Book,
Atticus.
501
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:17,276
Not strengthen Todd Smith
and his Gang!
502
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:20,322
I will, I will find a way
to get the Book, father.
503
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:21,062
I swear.
504
00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:22,150
No, Atticus!
505
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:25,066
You will do
what you always do.
506
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:26,023
Fail.
507
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,809
[laughing]
Fail, fail, fail!
508
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:30,419
Fail! Fail!
509
00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:33,292
[maniacal laughing]
510
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,293
Quiet!
511
00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:36,904
I'm The Pure Evil One!
512
00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:43,472
You're just a head
in a cooler.
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