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You want to destroy
the Book Of Pure Evil?!
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No offense, Mr. Kolinsky,
but you've been
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in a semi-coma
for the past year
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and take it from us,
the Book is bad news.
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Yeah. It's like
a wild mistress.
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It can't be tamed.
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It's true.
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Todd almost became
the Pure Evil One,
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Curtis' demonic arm
almost killed Todd,
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and the homunculus
almost killed Jenny.
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I think what the Gang
is trying to say, dad,
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is the Book has to be
destroyed, it's evil--
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I've devoted my life
to this thing!
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The Book is just one part
of the Prophecy.
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Why don't you just tell us
what the Prophecy is?
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The Prophecy is...so complex
that your immature minds
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couldn't possibly
understand it!
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Now, as the only
adult in this Gang--
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Todd: Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa--
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Who said that you're
in the Gang?
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I say I am!
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You all need me.
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You, Todd, especially.
I'm the only one
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that can help with this
Pure Evil One business.
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You know what?
I don't need anyone.
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Know why?
'Cause I'm my own dude.
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Hold on,
maybe my Dad--
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Jennifer, what did I teach you
about not interrupting?!
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Don't call me Jennifer!
Nobody calls me that!
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[laughing]
Jennifer--
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Jenny is short
for Jennifer?
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Hannah, you're an intelligent,
strong young woman.
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Talk some sense
into them, sweetcheeks.
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I respect your credentials,
Mr. Kolinsky,
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but it seems your
perspective on the Book
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runs opposite
to ours.
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And I'm uncomfortable with
you calling me sweetcheeks.
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Dude!
That's my girlfriend!
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Not cool!
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No offense, but you're
kind of super old.
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Hey, my Dad's
not that old!
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Uh, yeah he is.
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Look at how high
he wears his pants.
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AND he's got
a cane.
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The last thing
this Gang needs is a cripple.
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Not to mention, he's always
going on about buffets.
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Hey! Buffet is a respectable
amount of food
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for a reasonable price.
If you kids can't even
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understand that, then
there's no hope for you!!!
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You don't want me
in your Gang? FINE!
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You'll regret this,
you idiots!
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Dad, wait!
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[coughing]
Douche!
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Excuse me.
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Ugh!
Ugh!
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God damn
kidney stones--
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Destroy the Book?
Those idiots!
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If only I could find a way
to convince them otherwise--
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Ugh--
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Psst--
Hey, Grandpa.
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My friends and I are trying
to have a romantic moment here.
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Could you masturbate
somewhere else?
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Thanks, man.
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[giggling]
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[energy pulsing]
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♪
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Planto mihi... tener virile...
quod connubialis... iterum!
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[giggling]
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Bye!
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Oh, that's right.
I'm cool.
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Oh yes, you are.
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Do you guys think,
that, like, maybe
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we were too hard
on my Dad?
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Are you kidding?
No offense, Jenny,
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but your Dad's kind
of an asshole.
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I gotta go with Todd
on this one.
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I have to concur,
Jenny.
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I think he has very
questionable intentions.
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You guys don't know him
like I know him.
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He yelled at you.
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He doesn't listen
to anything you say.
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He called you
a name you hate.
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But that's what
all Dads do, guys!
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Hey Gang.
What's shaking?
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Uh, who are you?
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Rufus Newman.
You're a dogtwat.
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What'd I ever
do to you?
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Yesterday you asked
Hannah and I to have
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a three-way with you
in the bathroom!
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Dude!
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That's my girlfriend!
Not cool!
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So not cool!
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You stay away
from our women, dude!
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Shit!
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[ominous music]
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Mmmm!
Mmmhhmmm!
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[flesh tearing]
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Listen up--
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If I'm going to become
the Pure Evil One,
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I need to know more
about this Prophecy.
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[hooded men
mumbling]
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So, let me guess,
none of you know
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anything about
the Prophecy?
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Your father did.
But he's--
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Dead. Yes.
Very helpful.
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The reporter.
Pat Kolinsky.
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He knows
about the Prophecy.
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That's why
we kidnapped him.
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Good, now we're
getting somewhere.
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Unfortunately we thought
we used truth serum on him
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but it was actually rat poison
and he fell into a semi-coma.
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Why do we keep them
on the same shelf?
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We have
to re-kidnap Pat Kolinsky.
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"We," meaning "I."
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Because you useless farts
can't do anything
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and I have to do
everything by myself.
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Atticus:
Stupid geezers!
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He likes to nap a lot
in the afternoons--
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'Cause he's old--
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Jenny:
He's not old--
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He's old!
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Look how high
he wears his pants.
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Hey, Gang.
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What's shaking?
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Todd:
Who are you?
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Warren Chopra!
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How dare you show
your face, after what you did!
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What did I do?
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Don't act like
you don't remember!
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Grade 9!
Science Fair!
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I was on the cusp of creating
a new form of bacterial life!
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And you
sabotaged it!
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Did I?
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Dude!
That's my girlfriend!
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Not cool!
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Yeah!
So not cool!
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You stay away
from our women, dude.
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[Hannah spitting]
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Whoa, Hannah.
You're really angry.
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Warren Chopra brings out
the worst in me.
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This isn't gonna be
as easy as I thought.
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Re-Elect Devon for Student
Council President!
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Hey, guys!
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Who are you?
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Devon Morrow!
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You're that guy!
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I hope I can count on
your support on election day.
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Especially you,
Jenny.
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[giggling]
Oh, Devon!
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Vote for Devon!
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♪
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Time to be impeached,
Mr. President!
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[flesh tearing]
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By impeached,
I mean--
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SKINNED!
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[whimpering]
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Hi, Daddy!
Where are you?
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It's Jenny.
Your daughter.
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Usually it takes
calling my dad
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six or seven times
before he calls me back.
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It's no big deal.
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Maybe he's ignoring you.
'Cause he's a giant douche.
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You're talking about
the guy who took me
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out for ice cream
when I was little.
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Even though
I'm lactose intolerant.
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What do you want,
dickbag?
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Dickbag--
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Tell me, do you just
take random obscenities
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and pair them up
with equally random nouns?
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"Cock Lamp"--
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"Ass Taxi"--
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"Shit Rooster".
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Is that
the way it works?
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Todd: Pffft, no, we can do
way better than that.
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Note to self.
Call somebody a "Shit Rooster".
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What do you
want anyway, Atticus?
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I want to know
where your father is.
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And you're going
to tell me.
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Stay the hell away
from my Dad!
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If you don't tell me where he is
I'll have you all expelled.
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And then I'll have you
institutionalized.
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Mr. Murphy--
[clears throat]
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I couldn't help
but overhearing you
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threatening these fine students
for no good reason.
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Go away,
Devon--
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You realize that
as student council president,
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I have lunch with
the Principal twice a week.
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Yeah, so do I--
Twice a year.
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I'm sure he'd love
to hear all about
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your questionable guidance
counselling behavior.
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Well, I never
did that.
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Whatever it is
you're implying.
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Who do you think the
Principal's going to believe?
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His sniveling weasel
of a guidance counsellor
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or me, a young, dynamic,
attractive student president?
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♪
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Wow.
Well said, Devon.
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No wonder you're
school president.
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Guys, we have to find
my dad before Atticus does.
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Don't worry, Jenny.
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We'll find him.
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"We?"
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First, I'd just like to say
I'm a big fan of you guys
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and the good work
you're doing at this school.
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We don't know what
you're talking about.
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Sure you don't.
Sweetcheeks--
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You think I haven't
noticed that whenever
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something not dope
goes on around here,
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you guys are
in the middle of it?
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I think it's cool!
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Cool like how I wear
my pants so low, see?
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Dude, you can
almost see his dick.
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I know.
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Cool.
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I think with Student
Council President on your side,
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fighting the forces
of evil could
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get a hell
of a lot easier.
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Even if we did have
a gang that fights evil,
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which we don't,
what makes you think
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we're looking
for a new member?
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Hmmm...that's
an excellent point, Todd.
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Has anyone
ever told you
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you have great
leadership qualities?
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Yeah, that's what I'm telling
these people all the time!
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I could really use
someone like you
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as my running mate
in the next election.
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You and I, we could do some
great things together, Todd.
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Think about it.
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Thanks, dude!
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No--
Thank you.
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For being you.
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Well--
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Guess I'll see
you guys around.
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Hey, Devon,
hold on!
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Gang huddle.
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Todd: Ok, this Devon
dude seems pretty cool.
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Curtis: I agree, have you
seen his pants?
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Hannah: He really put
Atticus in his place.
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Jenny: You won't hear
any argument from me.
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Devon!
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Welcome
to the Gang, dude.
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Thank you!
You won't regret it.
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Todd: Ok, let's
get down to business!
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We have to find Jenny's dad
before Atticus does.
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Jenny?
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Wherever he is,
I'm sure your Dad's okay.
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Now everybody--
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I know a great place
we can go to talk strategy.
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They have
a great buffet.
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YES!
I love buffet!
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It's a pretty simple
CCTV operation.
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Power on, power off.
That sort of thing.
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CCTV?
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Now I can watch
the whole school
255
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,192
and nothing will be
hidden from me.
256
00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,803
Whoa, whoa--
You cannot do that!
257
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:32,109
Look, I could get
in a lot of trouble.
258
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,416
I swore an oath
only to use
259
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:35,809
my audio-visual
knowledge for good.
260
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,637
You should have
thought of that before
261
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,639
you started planting
cameras all over the school.
262
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,118
You told me
to do that!
263
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,033
I'd like to be
alone now, Reggie.
264
00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:44,295
With me
it's the opposite.
265
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,036
I actually spend
too much time--
266
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,603
Would you please
just leave?!
267
00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,479
Stupid nerds!
268
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,744
Devon's a pretty awesome
addition to the Gang.
269
00:10:57,787 --> 00:11:00,660
And he says I could be
Vice President one day.
270
00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:04,968
Also, he knows where all
the good early-bird buffets are.
271
00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:08,189
And is this Devon
kid popular?
272
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,146
Yeah.
273
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,147
Handsome?
274
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,366
Arguably.
275
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,846
Is he a pussy
magnet?
276
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:15,457
Uh...
Yeah, I guess so.
277
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:17,677
And none of this
worries you?
278
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,723
Alright, you already have
two dudes in the gang
279
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,290
and two girls
in the gang
280
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,857
you want to add
another dude?
281
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,859
Uh, I don't know
if I'm following you.
282
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:28,296
Look, dude, you don't
really know this guy.
283
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:31,386
So, he could potentially
be a cock blocker
284
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,693
between you
and Jenny.
285
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:34,694
Wow--
286
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,088
Yeah, I never thought
about it that way before.
287
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:39,742
That's why you
come to me.
288
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:41,962
GASP!
289
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,834
Sorry,
sweetcheeks.
290
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,314
Didn't mean
to scare you.
291
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,185
Oh, um,
that's okay, Devon.
292
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,275
[seductively]
Hi, Devon.
293
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:52,886
I'm pretty bummed out
right now
294
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,715
and I could really use
a shoulder to cry on.
295
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,281
Maybe a little bit
of buffet.
296
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:59,893
Todd: Did I just hear
my new favourite word?
297
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:03,723
Jenny. You.
Me. Buffet.
298
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,726
I know a place that even
Devon doesn't know about.
299
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:07,509
Ahhhhhhhh!
300
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:08,728
Hannah:
A scream!
301
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,294
I think it came from
the boy's washroom!
302
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,556
Let's go!
303
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,906
You sure it didn't
come from the cafeteria?
304
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,298
Or the science lab?
305
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:16,170
Or something other than
the boys washroom?
306
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:19,739
Ahhhhhhhh!
307
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,135
We heard
a girl scream.
308
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,397
Uh, that was me.
309
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,182
You get used to it.
310
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,927
Todd: Ahhhhhh!
311
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,415
Is one of those
bodies my dad?
312
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:46,940
Man, I thought
we were gonna have
313
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,637
a book-free day
for once.
314
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,786
Where's the volume
on this thing?
315
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:09,571
Stupid nerds!
316
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:15,185
"Curtis. Why. You.
That. My....Kark?"
317
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,839
What the hell
is a kark?
318
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,408
No, the hero's name
was Kark.
319
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,410
No, Kark was
the alien, remember?
320
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,804
Kark peeled off
the hero's skin and ate it.
321
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,849
One of these bodies
could be my dad
322
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,243
and you're talking
about some stupid movie?!
323
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,941
Yeah, how could you be
so insensitive, Curtis?
324
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:32,855
Dude!
325
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:33,900
Don't worry,
Jenny.
326
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,771
We'll find out
who skinned your Dad.
327
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,338
And we'll skin him
right back.
328
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,209
Where's Devon?
He'll know what to do.
329
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,211
Devon with all
his pretty boy answers.
330
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,996
Devon has
some good ideas
331
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,215
and you, as always,
feel threatened.
332
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,478
What do we really
even know about Devon?
333
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:50,003
Other than the fact that
he's totally all over Hannah?
334
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:50,873
Both:
Is he??
335
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:51,831
Hannah and me.
336
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,049
But mostly Hannah.
337
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,486
What's shaking,
Gang?
338
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,314
I'm making molds we can check
against school dental records
339
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,055
to find out who
the bodies are.
340
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,448
The school keeps
dental records?
341
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:02,232
Yeah, of course.
With all the unidentifiable
342
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,713
corpses turning up
it just saves time.
343
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,283
Dude, your head
is bleeding.
344
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,242
Oh...are you ok?
345
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:15,028
Oh, you know how
the scalp bleeds!
346
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,420
Devon: Excuse me
one moment.
347
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:28,258
[Devon stapling]
CLICK Ugh!
348
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,738
CLICK
Ugh!
349
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,483
Hey, what were you
doing back th-
350
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:36,614
Who wants
a coffee?!
351
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,268
Todd, you're on it.
352
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,009
But I don't even
drink coffee.
353
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,881
Ok, we'll put it
to a vote.
354
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,752
Who wants Todd
to get the coffee?
355
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,276
You gotta respect
democracy, Todd.
356
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,888
And go to the good place,
Ahab's Espresso.
357
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,414
Hannah: All done.
358
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,503
Curtis, let's check these
against the school records.
359
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,547
Okay--
360
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,335
Oh, Devon--
361
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,815
I'm so glad you're
here right now.
362
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:06,296
My life is just
so out of control--
363
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,037
I mean, everything
with the Book,
364
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,734
and my Dad
disappearing--
365
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:10,779
Again--
366
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,737
I don't know how,
but I feel like
367
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,304
I've known you
my whole life.
368
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,090
You're into me and I think
I'm totally into you too--
369
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,918
I'm not who
you think I am--
370
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,746
How many times did I catch
you staring at my boobs?
371
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,183
Once
and I was drunk!
372
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:28,536
Devon--
AHHHHHHHHHH!
373
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:29,276
Hey sweetie.
374
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,539
AHHHHHHHH!
375
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:32,932
Please, Jennifer,
calm down!
376
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,324
I just need
to explain!
377
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,326
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
378
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:37,371
CLUNK!
379
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,374
Sorry sweetie!
We just have to go
380
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:43,246
somewhere and have
a private conversation!
381
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,954
And Bing-o
was his name-o.
382
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,174
[vomitting]
383
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:04,354
Oh, how the mighty
have fallen!
384
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:07,314
Looks like somebody's been
demoted to coffee bitch.
385
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,794
So I got the Gang
some espressos, big deal.
386
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,448
It's called being
a good leader.
387
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:14,147
It's called being
a good loser... Loser.
388
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:17,715
I just got one question:
Where's the donuts?
389
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,718
You don't eat donuts
with espresso, douche.
390
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,243
That's why
I got biscotti.
391
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,203
Biscotti!
392
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,424
Weapon!
Weapon!
393
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:33,862
UH!
394
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,262
Watch out, ass taxi.
395
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,618
Heeeey, sweetie.
How you doing?
396
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:52,533
Devon?
397
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:56,624
No--
No, it's me.
398
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,668
Pat.
399
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:58,843
Your Dad.
400
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,198
Oh my God,
I kissed my father!
401
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:08,418
In some cultures that's
perfectly acceptable.
402
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,203
Why are we
on a catwalk?
403
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,421
You love heights!
404
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,466
I hate heights!
405
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,555
I knew it was one
or the other.
406
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,339
Why did you
use the Book, Dad?
407
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:17,862
You know
what it can do!
408
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:19,125
I couldn't help myself!
409
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,953
I had to use it in order
to get in the Gang!
410
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:23,042
To control
the Book,
411
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,044
I need Todd,
the Pure Evil One.
412
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,046
He will unlock the secret
of the Prophecy.
413
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,352
And then we can have
everything we ever wanted!
414
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:33,356
Oh no...
You've gone insane.
415
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,446
Is it insane to want
the best for your family?
416
00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:39,667
To provide for and protect
the ones you love?
417
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,669
I know what's
best for you.
418
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:44,237
Help your dear
old daddy, Jennifer,
419
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,066
and then I'll take you out
for some ice cream--
420
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:49,372
Don't...
call me Jennifer!!!
421
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,333
And I'm lactose
intolerant!!!
422
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:56,858
Todd!
423
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,164
Where have
you guys been?
424
00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,122
One of the skinless
corpses is Devon!
425
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,776
Which means Devon
isn't really Devon.
426
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:02,777
Who's a what's a?
427
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:03,604
This coffee's cold--
428
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:04,474
Jenny's in danger!
429
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:05,823
We have to find her!
430
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,260
What's with Atticus?
431
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,481
Hey, former
Gang members--
432
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,266
Is that a mug
in a sock?
433
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:14,310
Yeah.
434
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:16,573
SPLASH!
435
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,314
Why did you do that,
It's not even hot.
436
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,837
You don't deserve
hot coffee, dude.
437
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,100
Tell us
what you know!
438
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,057
SPLASH!
439
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,624
Stop throwing
coffee in my face.
440
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,451
SPLASH!
441
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:25,669
That one was hot.
442
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,497
I'm gonna keep throwing
coffee in your face
443
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,282
until you tell us
what's going on!
444
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,544
Pat Kolinsky's
the body skinner,
445
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,285
he's taken Jenny
to the boiler room!
446
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,286
SPLASH!
447
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,157
I told you everything!
448
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,159
That's just for being
a Shit Rooster.
449
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:39,509
Stay away from me!
450
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:40,728
Join me--
451
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:44,514
We will lure the
Pure Evil One into our fold.
452
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,951
I'll never join you,
and neither will Todd!
453
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,170
He may be stupid,
454
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,303
but he's not as
stupid as you think!
455
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:53,523
Maybe...a certain girl
could seduce him
456
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,655
into her
welcoming arms--
457
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,787
I've seen the way
he looks at you.
458
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,485
You'd pimp out
your own daughter?
459
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,574
I prefer the way
I just said it.
460
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:01,749
Forget it!!!
461
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:05,144
Then I have no choice
but to wear your skin
462
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,146
and seduce Todd
myself!
463
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:10,932
Sometimes Daddies just don't
want to be Daddies anymore!
464
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,673
The Gang was right
about you.
465
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,805
I built you up
to be my hero,
466
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,546
but you're just
an evil asshole!
467
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:19,288
I can't believe I spent
a year of my life
468
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,420
trying to find you!
469
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:21,595
Hang on, Jenny!
470
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:25,642
Ow!
471
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,125
Let it go, Dad!
472
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,996
I almost got it!
473
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:42,181
You may be an evil asshole,
but you're still my Dad.
474
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,094
Jennifer--
475
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,183
Jen-ny!
476
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:47,186
The Prophecy--
Ask not the innkeeper--
477
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,144
For destiny
is thy name--
478
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,754
What does
that mean?
479
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:55,542
[skin stretching]
480
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:58,022
AHHHHHHH!!!
481
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,110
UGH!
482
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:04,855
Well, that was a complete
waste of my time.
483
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,171
Hey, Jenny.
484
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,175
You okay?
485
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,264
I've had
better days.
486
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,224
I'm really sorry
about your Dad.
487
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,008
I feel like it's
kinda my fault.
488
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,402
If I had just let him
into the Gang,
489
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,230
he wouldn't have
gone all book crazy.
490
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,231
No--
491
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,017
My Dad was determined
to get the Book no matter what.
492
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,324
I mean, his whole life,
his whole career--
493
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:41,849
that Book mattered more
to him than I ever did.
494
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,372
I just never knew it.
495
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,941
But you know what?
It's time to move on.
496
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:49,291
And to stop falling
for guys who are--
497
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,641
Your Dad
in skin disguise?
498
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,252
That's one way
of putting it.
499
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,863
I guess we'll never find out
what your Dad knew
500
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:57,517
about the Book
and the Prophecy.
501
00:20:58,082 --> 00:21:00,563
My Dad
said something--
502
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,565
before he died.
503
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:06,395
He said:
"Ask not the innkeeper.
504
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,441
For destiny
is thy name."
505
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:09,790
But who's
the innkeeper?
506
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,835
And what are we
not supposed to ask?
507
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,881
Well, at least
we know something
508
00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:15,622
about the Prophecy
that Atticus doesn't.
509
00:21:15,665 --> 00:21:27,068
♪
510
00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:28,069
Well?
511
00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:38,906
♪
512
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:40,560
Just write it down.
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