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[chains rattling]
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Atticus: At long last
I finally have the source
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of ultimate power
and evil in my hands.
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I'm going to spread
your pages.
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I'm gonna penetrate
your deep dark secrets.
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And shudder
with ecstacy
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as I bring my wildest
desires to fruition.
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So--
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Anybody know
how we do that?
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Only the former Hooded Leader,
your dead father,
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knew how to harness
the Book's power.
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And he took that secret
with him to his grave.
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Maybe you shouldn't
have killed him.
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"Maybe I shouldn't
have killed him."
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Do you want
to be next?
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Minion Bob?
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I can't believe he makes
us wear name tags.
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Atticus: Okay!
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I have a special surprise
for all of you.
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One of you--
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Is going to open
the Book for me.
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You--
Number One--
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Open the Book.
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But--
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Anyone using
the Book
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will ultimately be
destroyed by its power!
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Well that's a sacrifice,
I'm willing to make.
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With you.
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I order you
to open the Book.
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You cannot!
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I'm the hooded leader
so you--
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--do as I say.
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Well, as Minion
Number One,
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I can sub-order your order
to someone else.
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Minion Dave!
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Open the Book!
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All right,
I'll do it,
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but this secret society
has gone to shit.
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All we do
is stand around
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in the dark
talking about the Prophecy.
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Yeah, whatever happened
to all the booze, the drugs--
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The sexy girls--
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You know, now
you're just stalling.
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Remember when we used
to have prime rib for supper?
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You're like a bunch
of old farts,
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flapping your
wrinkly lips.
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For just one
good meal--
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Silence!
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Minion Dave!
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Open the Book!
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[over P.A.]
Would the Hooded Leader
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please come
to the activities room.
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An altercation
is in progress.
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That's it-- No more
knitting circles okay?
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Everybody
follow me,
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Minion Bob!
Guard the Book.
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[chains rattling]
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Just one
good meal.
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Okay--
Everybody focus.
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When's the last time
we saw Jenny?
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Yesterday.
She was heading
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to the retirement home
to search for her Dad.
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To the
retirement home!
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But that's
Satan Central!
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And Atticus might
be there as well.
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Uh!
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I hate that guy!
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Especially after
he hypnotized me
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into trying
to kill you.
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We have
to assume that
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the Satanists have
kidnapped Jenny.
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This just became
a rescue mission.
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We rescue Jenny,
get the Book from Atticus--
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And stop you from
destroying the world.
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We're not 100% sure
Todd's gonna do that.
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Yeah.
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Thanks dude.
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Now--
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Let's load up.
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On drugs!
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Curtis,
we discussed this.
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Curtis: Right, sorry.
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I mean,
load up on love.
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Dude, what the hell?
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Hannah thinks
I smoke too much pot,
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so I'm gonna
cut down.
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Dude, you've been
dating for like a day
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and you're already
totally whipped.
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Don't listen
to him.
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But he's
my best friend.
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And I'm
your girlfriend.
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Man, relationships
are tough.
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Those knitting needles
are sharp.
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Solitary confinement
should cool down
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Mildred and Betty
for a while.
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They're not
so bad.
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Look what
they made me.
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They even got
my size right.
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Fuck me
with a scepter!!!
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Five minutes!
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I was literally gone
five minutes!
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I'd say
more like seven--
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Ooh, lunch time.
Come on, fellas,
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let's get
a good spot in line.
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Where do you think
you old farts are going?
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Help me find
the Book.
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What the hell is
she doing here?
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We caught her trying
to rescue her dad.
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[Jenny mumbling]
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Well didn't work out
so well, did it?
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[Jenny mumbling]
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That's sweet.
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I've missed you too,
pumpkin.
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Oh, I'm gonna have
to double diaper.
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[laughing]
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Todd: Uh--
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[clearing throat]
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Hey kids, what can
I do you for?
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Curtis and Hannah
need weapons, Jimmy.
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You kids ever
heard of knocking?
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Oh sorry
Ms. Dempsey.
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Sorry's not gonna
take this princess
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to the enchanted
kingdom.
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So what are you guys
fighting today?
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Vampires?
Zombies?
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Zompires?
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Senior citizens.
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Those are the worst
kind of monsters.
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You know what?
Help yourself.
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I got some goodies
in there.
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Can you hand me
that buddy?
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I'm really sorry,
princess.
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I'm gonna have to drill you
a new shaft another time.
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You know,
I don't like it either.
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Another time girl!
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Sorry.
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What are you
looking at?!
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Get back
to class!
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Rough couple
of days, huh?
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Yeah, things could
be better.
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Or things could be
a whole lot worse.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Look, dude,
Shit happens.
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Doesn't mean it has
to stink up
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the whole rest
of your life.
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You know what
I'm talking about right?
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Jimmy, I never know
what you're talking about.
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Alright listen,
just stay away
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from those assholes
in the parking lot.
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Yeah,
tell me about it.
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I mean it.
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Hannah: We're ready.
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Let's move out.
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Brody: Little dude!
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Where you off to
in such a hurry?
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Don't say anything,
just keep walking.
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Whoa, ingratitude
does not become you.
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Yeah, we taught
you how to fight.
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And you couldn't even
kill your loser friend.
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Loser best friend,
thank you very much.
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Just ignore them.
Those dudes are assholes.
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And together they make
one giant asshole.
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You can't ignore us
forever, little dude!
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This loser's becoming
a major pain in the ass.
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Looks like we need
to come up with another plan.
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Already on it.
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[laughing]
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That's mine,
you grey-haired crab-ladder!
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Too late,
you liver-spotted pansy!
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We want more!
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More food!
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But...
there is no more.
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Liar!
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Look he's
made of food!
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Oh!
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I knew this day
would come.
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Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
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So!
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Bet you're sorry you kicked
me out of your gang now.
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You lied to us,
Atticus!
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And you kidnapped
my father!
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What did you
expect us to do?
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Well I have my own
gang now.
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And they are badass.
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All: Hi.
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Ish...badass-ish.
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What is it now Minion--
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Whatever your name is.
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The residents
are rioting!
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Ugh!
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We want food!
We want food!
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Didn't they just eat?
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Food! Food!
More food!
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You people are a ringing
endorsement for euthanasia!
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Seriously.
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We want food!
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You!
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SHUT UP!!!
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How about
I order some pizzas?
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Food!
Food! Food!
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Run for your lives!
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I think I know what
happened to the Book.
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Curtis: Well, at least I get to
visit my granny while I'm here.
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I guess
it's nap time.
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Todd: I better
be nice to my kids
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so I don't end up in
a place like this.
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Hey! Watch it!
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I don't think that sword
is such a good idea dude.
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Don't listen to them,
Sanddragon.
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Ahh!
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Gimme the food!
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Gimme
gimme gimme!
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Dude on my back!
Dude on my back!
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Dude on his back!
DUDE ON HIS BACK!
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Oh my God!
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Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
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Ahhh!
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Food! More food!
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Gross!
Dude, cover your mouth!
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We don't have
any food!
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We want our friend Jenny!
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She's about...
...this tall...
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...always scowling...
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Uh...loose morals...
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They're wondering
what's for lunch?
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I think it's us.
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Food!
Where's the food?
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Hey, where'd that
hooded guy go?
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Quick!
Use Jimmy's weapons!
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Why did you bring
a boombox?!
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[heavy metal music]
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Battle music!
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Cursed noise!
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It's working!
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It's not working!
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Next!
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The water's just making
them angry - and wet!
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Granny needs more
brownies, Curtis!
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Ahhhhh!
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Granny, no!
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We need
a way out!
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Take this!
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Quick!
Follow Curtis!
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Ahhh!
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Todd: I can't even see
my hand in front of my face.
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Curtis: I can -
because my hand lights up.
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This must be where they store
all the medical supplies.
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Jackpot!
Sedatives!
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I got--
toilet paper.
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One ply?
It's like sandpaper.
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Food! Food!
You're made of food!
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Aaaahhhh!
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I have soiled myself.
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It's laxative!
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00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,870
Hannah: The strong dose
of laxative must have...
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helped him
defecate the evil.
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Minion: My life
is a disgrace.
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All these years
spent as a lackey
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to the powers of evil.
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In the end,
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I sold
my fellow seniors out
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for mere
tasty morsels.
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We must destroy
this Book of Pure Evil
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and its promises
of tasty treats!
265
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,290
Why don't you
give me that book
266
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,726
before nobody
gets--
267
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,903
Ahhhhh!
268
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:39,644
Well, there goes
the Book.
269
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:40,732
Again.
270
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:41,951
Over here!
271
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,388
It's blocked!
272
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,521
This is what you get
for being a Satanist
273
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:47,870
Kidnapper.
274
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,959
I don't kidnap
Satanists.
275
00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,403
Wonderful.
276
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,318
Jenny!
You're alive!
277
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,755
Yeah, great Todd.
Little help here?
278
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,061
Let Jenny go,
jerkwad!
279
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,323
Kind of
busy here!
280
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,368
We need
a plan.
281
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:09,674
Already got one.
282
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,507
Todd: Ready?
283
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,335
Can someone
untie me first?
284
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:19,380
Todd: Now!
285
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,171
Maybe now
it's nap time?
286
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:28,955
Wait for it...
287
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:39,400
[heavy metal music]
288
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:44,405
Ahhh!
289
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,798
Ahhh! Ahhh!
290
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:49,149
So gross!
I can taste it!
291
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:50,802
I'm going
to barf.
292
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,587
It always smells like
this around here.
293
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,247
I'm running out
of poop water!
294
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,509
There's too many
of them!
295
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,945
Curtis: We need
more manpower!
296
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,468
I'm still tied up,
guys!
297
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,383
Everyone,
load up!
298
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:11,475
Hurry up guys!
299
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,792
[heavy metal music]
300
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,272
Atticus: Ha ha ha!
301
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:36,936
[everyone screams]
302
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,998
Todd!
Watch out!
303
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:56,738
Ahhhh!
304
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,499
It smells like the day
before laundry day.
305
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,891
You'll be okay,
Granny.
306
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,676
Make sure to change
your granny panties
307
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,721
Such a nice boy.
308
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:30,772
Well, Atticus, looks like
you'll always remember today
309
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,556
as the day
we saved you from
310
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,558
the Attack of
the Poopy Old Geezers!
311
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,473
And you'll remember
today as the day
312
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,910
that Todd Smith
and his friends disappeared
313
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,477
and were never
seen again--
314
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,044
Seize them.
315
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,481
Minions: Is this the Todd Smith
we've heard so much about?
316
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:45,787
The Pure Evil One!
317
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,310
The Prophecy!
318
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:48,833
Yes, the Prophecy
has been blown
319
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,139
completely out
of proportion.
320
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,707
This teen is
no threat.
321
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,318
If I'm not a threat,
then you'll have no problem
322
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:56,928
dueling me
for Jenny's freedom.
323
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:59,148
Mano-a-Mano.
324
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,717
The pleasure shall be
all mine.
325
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,327
Minion Bob!
Fight Todd.
326
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:07,113
I think he's dead.
And he pooped his pants.
327
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,246
Fine.
Minion Number One!
328
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,900
I order you
to fight Todd!
329
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,771
Minion One: Well, I then
sub-order Minion Dave
330
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,121
to fight Todd.
331
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:17,079
Does wearing this robe even
mean anything anymore?
332
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:21,214
You're supposed to follow
my orders without question.
333
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,259
At least your father
promised us everlasting life
334
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:24,782
and prosperity
in the next world.
335
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:27,437
Yeah, what the hell
have you done for us lately?
336
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,136
How's this?
Follow my orders and...
337
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,138
I'll make sure your
every dream come true.
338
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,530
You don't sound
very convincing.
339
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,228
We'll negotiate later,
340
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:36,751
time is
of the essence here.
341
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,927
Alright, sonny,
342
00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,061
let's do this.
343
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,118
Impressive.
344
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:58,207
He must really be
the Pure Evil One!
345
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,731
Oh shut up!
346
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:02,255
Ugh!
347
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:13,353
Oh Daddy, what have
they done to you?
348
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,964
We have to go
to the police!
349
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,749
For all we know the police
are Satanists too.
350
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,577
Yeah this town was
founded by Satanists.
351
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,188
My Granny's
a Satanist.
352
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,190
Your dad's been
drugged for over a year,
353
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,582
it's gonna take
some time
354
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,062
to get back
to normal.
355
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,890
Where'd you get
that robot arm?
356
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:32,067
And where did
the sword come from?
357
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,070
And are you two?
358
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:38,943
Todd:
Oh, Jenny...
359
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:41,294
so much has changed
since you were here last.
360
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,122
Which was yesterday.
361
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,170
Hannah: Is the sword
necessary, Todd?
362
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,216
I have negative
associations with it.
363
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,435
Oh, come on, the sword
is totally awesome.
364
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,481
You used it
to cut off Curtis' arm.
365
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,525
He did what?!
366
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:57,048
Yeah, but you
think the sword is
367
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,049
totally cool,
right dude?
368
00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,268
Curtis: Well...
not really dude,
369
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,791
you almost
killed me with it.
370
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,053
But we're
cool now, right?
371
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,054
Why wouldn't
we be?
372
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,534
Hold on,
back up a min--
373
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,536
Fine, maybe I'll leave
the sword at home.
374
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,538
I haven't decided yet.
It's like totally awesome,
375
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,801
and maybe we could
have a vote about it.
376
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:11,846
I dunno, uh--
377
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:13,630
Jenny: Just tell me
what's going on!
378
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,154
What happened?
379
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,459
Curtis: It all started
a couple years ago.
380
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,069
Me and Todd
had just gotten
381
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,854
into heavy metal
and shop class.
382
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,725
I wanted to make
a cool candlestick...
383
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,167
Atticus: So,
lemme get this straight,
384
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,038
you guys worked
for my father?
385
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:32,345
No.
386
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:34,608
He worked for us.
387
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,914
Aren't you the guys
who sell drugs,
388
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,308
fireworks and pornography
to the kids at my school?
389
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,223
The porn business
dried up.
390
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,007
Loser internet,
Loser.
391
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,967
We three have had a long
standing arrangement
392
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,229
with your little, uh...
393
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,752
Society.
394
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,841
My father
never told me this.
395
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,627
Your old man took a lot
of secrets to his grave.
396
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,716
What kind
of secrets?
397
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,632
Secrets he didn't want you
to know about, Loser.
398
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:01,069
Like how the Prophecy
can mean different things
399
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:03,114
to different people.
400
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:06,770
Depending of course on,
how you look at it.
401
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:10,339
I'm not sure
what you're saying.
402
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,254
You have
to feel it, loser.
403
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,169
Deep inside.
404
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,562
Deep inside?
405
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:17,216
Inside your robe.
406
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,695
[laughing]
407
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,784
Is the answer embroidered
in here, in invisible thread?
408
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,351
This is a
waste of time!
409
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,135
Chill out bro!
410
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:27,008
Dude's got a lot
on his mind man.
411
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,880
Look at the Prophecy
one way...
412
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,969
Todd Smith is
the Pure Evil One.
413
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,929
Look at it
another and--
414
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,977
And what? It's--
I'm lost.
415
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,241
Wait for it.
416
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,897
Someone else is
the Pure Evil One.
417
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,291
And Bingo was
his Name-O.
418
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,206
Some who
my father didn't want
419
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,382
to have absolute power,
someone like--
420
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:56,124
his very own son?
421
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:57,647
That's why
he kept the secret?
422
00:20:58,474 --> 00:20:59,649
Atticus: Well--
423
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,651
[laughing]
424
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:04,698
Looks like the jokes
on you Daddy.
425
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,875
Once I get the book
of Pure Evil,
426
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,051
absolute power
will be mine?
427
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:13,184
Now that's the spirit
Sweater Dude.
428
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:15,709
Why you
telling me this?
429
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:18,581
What do you get,
if I become the Pure Evil One?
430
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:19,626
Well--
431
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:21,628
we'll work
something out.
432
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,804
"We'll work
something out."
433
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:30,463
[laughing]
434
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:37,513
[out of control laughing]
435
00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:41,691
Loser.
436
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:51,745
♪
437
00:21:51,788 --> 00:22:01,798
♪
438
00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:09,763
♪
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