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We find the Chimera,

we slay the Chimera, simple enough.

So we head to the coast?

For the thousandth time,

that is where the creature was.

It's obviously moved to the cliffs by now.

You know what? I am so sick

of you second-guessing me.

Maybe if you weren't so shortsighted...

I'm sorry, "shortsighted"?

Are you mocking my height?

I'm mocking your thick skull.

That's enough, both of you.

We're splitting up to look for leads.

Why don't you two partner up?

You have such a unique rapport.

Wonderful, babysitting again.

Yeah, yeah. Just keep up, tight-ass.

Like I said, by the coast.

You mean the cliffs near the coast.

Kima, wait!

I got this.

You most certainly do not.

Allura!

Kima, get down!

Are you trying to get yourself killed?

I said out of my way.

See? Told you I had it.

Kima.

Where are you?

Huh?

Oh, shit.

Anything?

Vorugal is still down there, I can sense it.

Then what are we waiting for?

We can't just charge in against a dragon without a plan.

The plan is: I find Kima

and rip that fucking monster apart.

While that strategy has some merit,

we lack the numbers for a dragon assault.

And we're out of time.

In an hour, we have to reopen the gateway for our friends.

Why this sudden prudence?

Would you wait if Vex'ahlia was in danger?

Would you stand by if Percival's life hung in the balance?

That's completely...

Percy and I aren't...

You aren't what?

We're not together.

You could have fooled me.

Still, you make a fair point.

We've always rushed into danger for each other.

It would be hypocritical not to in this case.

Thank you.

This is what I meant.

Getting involved causes all sorts of complications.

But we're not involved, are we?

What? N-No.

Then it's not complicated.

I wonder how the others are faring.

I daresay better than us.

Why is the Gateway so goddamn far?

Oi! You think you can catch us, dingle-dick?

Uh, maybe don't mock the murder-man.

I know you're out there.

It's only a matter of time.

Keep hiding, rat.

I'll find you.

Curious.

The ice down there looks rather thin.

We could use it to our advantage.

Never mind the ice, do you see Kima?

Footprints? Anything?

Well, not from this distance.

Then let's get closer.

Be patient.

We don't have eyes on the dragon.

This is Kima.

She doesn't do patience.

Without me, she'll put herself in even more danger.

Perhaps we follow Allura's lead.

I've never seen her so rash.

All the more reason for us to keep a level head.

Because we're always so levelheaded.

Cold getting to you yet?

Fuck this.

Run, little rabbit.

- Oh, by all means. - There she is.

I have you now.

Kima!

Over here!

Allie?

Damn it.

Hold on!

Perfect.

Wait...

Level heads, remember?

Caught one.

Get down!

The hell, Allie? Get out of here. I've got this.

All evidence to the contrary.

No!

Yes!

Come on, fight back. Keep it interesting.

Head, leveled.

Nice bloody shot.

I'll find Kima. Meet me at the portal.

Looking for a challenge, are you?

Oh, fuck my life.

Lovely bottomless pit you've found, darling.

Quite spacious.

Thanks for the catch. Mind getting me out of here?

Yeah, sorry, love.

Fenthras has a mind of its own sometimes.

Your weapon is too goddamn loud!

I'm sorry, we can't all blast magic out of our bloody fingers!

Oh, dear.

Percy...?

Looks like he abandoned you.

Oh!

Did I?

This hunt is far from over.

Fuck it. Let's get weird.

- I'm sorry I didn't listen to... - Forget it.

Let's go find our ladies.

- Where the shit is the gateway? - I don't know!

All these rocks look the same!

It should be dead ahead. It's just closed.

Something must've happened to the others.

Keyleth, can you open the portal from here?

Oh, really? Sounds hard. Try anyway!

There it is!

I can start it.

But they have to activate it from the other side or we're stuck.

Think that guy will give us five minutes if we ask real nice?

Guess not.

Oi!

- Allie. - Kima.

The fuck were you thinking back there?

I told you to stay put.

So you could dive headfirst into Vorugal's toothy maw?

Someone has to save you from yourself.

Really? This again? Why can't you ever trust me?

I... I just don't...

You're unpredictable. And it frightens me.

I'm sorry.

Look, I don't do this shit because I have a death wish or anything.

It's just my way of keeping you out of danger.

Um, ladies?

The gateway.

- Right, right. Impending doom. - Of course.

Not my forte, but I'll give it a shot.

No.

He's found us.

- We need more time. - We'll keep him outside.

Or not.

Hold him off as long as you can!

Vax! Are you crazy?

It appears so!

Guys, Vax is in trouble!

- Yeah. - We'll get him.

Oh, gods...

Scanlan, now!

Huh?

Great, now I'm crazy too!

Grog?

- Kiki, anything? - It won't budge!

Fire! Maybe I can absorb it!

Huh?

Pike? Pike!

Get out of there!

The plate. I think it's working.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit. Your head.

What about it?

Oh, what the fuck?

Guys, look. The portal!

Uh-oh.

Oh shit, oh shit, I don't want to die bald!

Move your asses!

Come on, come on!

Yes. It's them.

Oh...

- Big boy! Big, big boy! - Help, help, help, help!

Big, big boy chase us!

Shit!

What is that thing?

Hey, you think they're gonna fight or fuck?

Throwing a demon at a dragon? Hell of a plan.

That is what we're known for.

Pike! Your hair is...

Cram it, de Rolo. I'm having a day.

You're mine!

Holy shit.

Everyone to me, now.

Wait, wait, wait!

Okay, go.

This show is amazing.

Hell yeah, it is. Okay, five gold on the fire guy.

Oh, the one-two combo.

Uh, come on. Get him, get him.

Oh-ho-ho! Bringing the pain!

- Did you see that? - Whoa!

Uh, maybe we watch from back there.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, a little distance sounds good.

Clear the fucking way!

You lose.

Is it over?

Maybe he's too tired to fight?

Why do you guys have to jinx us like that?

Yeah, you're right. Sorry, sorry.

Uh... What do we do? R-Run?

- Attack? - I got an idea. Wait here.

What? Kima, no.

Whatever you're thinking, you can't.

You know me. And you trust me.

Hey, that's mine.

Where the belligerent fuck is she going?

Don't worry. That is Lady Kima of Vord.

Slayer of beasts, survivor of Emberhold,

and the woman I love.

She's got this.

Yes. Come.

Okay. Now some help.

You heard her.

We got you, Kima.

Pour it on.

Scanlan's hand!

He's taking off.

Looky what I caught.

I will not be contained!

How is this thing still alive?

Oh, I don't know. It is a dragon.

Can you cast a spell on a moving target?

Uh, what?

Kima! Are you still with me?

Die, prey!

Thanks, babe.

Ready?

No, but do it anyway.

Hey. Careful what you chase. You might just catch it.

Once again, just charging in, regardless of the danger.

But that's... okay, right?

It's what I fell in love with.

Come here, tight-ass.

I know, we're not together.

But that doesn't mean we have to stay apart.

Dragon scales.

Vorugal.

Another failure.

Useless, all of them.

Everyone is against me, but it matters not.

My spawn are hatching.

They only need their first prey.

Is that so?

Who goes there?

I have the perfect place in mind.

Whew, hair. That is a relief.

Oh, no offense, buddies.

Eh, none taken.

Not many can pull off this look. You know what I mean?

It'll be dark soon.

Allura, can you... uh, "bamf" us out of here?

Unfortunately, I'll need to rest before I can "bamf" anything.

I mean, I guess we can pile into Chateau Shorthalt.

- Where? - You know, my waterbed homestead.

The hot box. The short shack. You know, my-my nightclub.

We're all a little tired for jokes, Scanlan.

Oh. Trust me, if I made a joke, you would be laughing.

Of course, I can't do the trick without a door.

Uh... You mean like this?

Grog, you're amazing.

Okay, just pop in my magical key, and...

Entrez-vous.

Scanlan...

what the fuck is that?

Chirp.