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I was in Lawrence,
Kansas, Mr. Paladin,
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after Quantrill swept through.
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Lawrence was
like a church picnic
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compared to what we're facing.
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Well, just who is
this unholy terror?
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Shep Montrose.
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Twice a year, he
boards up his silver mine
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and busts out of the
hills for a weekend.
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Trouble is, there
ain't a town been built
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can survive one of his visits.
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Surely, you have a peace officer
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and some men to back him up.
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With a gun, Shep's
a pure catastrophe.
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Well, one man can't shoot down
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an entire town of
determined people.
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No, but that'd be like murder.
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Shep's a nice enough old feller.
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We don't want him killed,
Mr. Paladin; we just...
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we just want him to act decent.
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What we need is someone who
can face him without a... a gun.
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Well, is it because you like
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this nice old gentleman,
or is it something else?
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The truth is, if we could keep
the damage down to a minimum,
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we could all live
pretty well with Shep.
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All right.
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I'll take the job,
on one condition.
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I do it my way.
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No advice, no
comments, no complaints.
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Don't shoot him,
unless you have to.
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Well, I'm just as
interested in your goose
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as you are in his golden eggs.
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Come, darling.
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Say good-bye to
the nice gentlemen.
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Excuse us.
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An Injun barber couldn't
have cut it any closer.
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Shep blew into town
not five minutes ago,
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heading for the
Green Front Saloon,
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like a calf for a salt lick.
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Now, while you're
scrubbing off that trail dust,
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he could be pulling the
town out from under us.
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Green Front's where
you're needed now.
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I'll see to your accommodations.
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Those wouldn't be worry lines
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I read in your
face, Mr. Paladin?
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Well, when a man has 200
citizens quaking in their boots,
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it's only natural
I'd approach him
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with a certain
amount of respect.
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Yee-hoo!
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Look me over, folks, here I am!
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I'm a mile wide and all wool!
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I'm a blizzard
from Bloody Gulch,
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and I can dive deeper
and come up drier
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than any man in 40 counties.
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I'm a whirlwind mixed
with a sandstorm.
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Born in a powder house
and raised in a gun factory.
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I'm a tornado from
Dead Man's Bar,
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chief of Murder
Town, and I'm dry!
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Shep Montrose is the name.
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And them that ain't
heard of me before
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is either unborn or buried.
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Are you mocking me, sonny boy?
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Mocking?
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No, sir.
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Applause is a tribute
to a consummate artist.
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May I, sir, have the honor
of buying the first round?
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Stow that money bag, my boy.
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When old Shep's aboard,
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there ain't but one
fireman stokes the furnace.
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Drinks for the house.
And keep 'em rolling.
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Didn't anybody ever
tell you, little man,
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that when you knock
into a mountain,
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you get buried by an avalanche?
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I know you from somewheres?
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You peddle a mighty fancy
line of talk for a gun shark.
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Couldn't be you're
having a tug at my leg?
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No, sir.
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I have nothing but admiration
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for a genuine mountain man.
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I had thought the
breed was extinct
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in this part of the world.
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That's me... the
last of the giants.
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Ain't never took
water in my life.
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Faster than greased
lightning with a six-gun.
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And I'll fight at
the drop of the hat
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and drop the hat myself.
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You are, without
any doubt at all,
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the most cantankerously
mean old rascal
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that ever cut a dash.
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Oh...
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There stood the Devil, all
set to hand you a pitchfork.
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I dearly treasure a man
that ain't afeared to die.
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Where's the pool table?
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In the back room, gents.
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That's right, Green
Front's got a pool table.
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Only one in the territory.
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And freighted out here
special, all the way from St. Lou.
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Take you on, gun shark.
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After us, pappy.
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Oh, now, children, you
don't know what you're saying.
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Th-That's my pool table.
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His pool table?
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Uh, uh... now, now, gents.
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Uh, oh, why don't
you have a drink?
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Mr. Montrose is buying.
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And I'm buying a pool
table for my private pleasure.
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Is he?
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Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Montrose,
I don't see how.
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A thousand ought to cover it.
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You touch that money, bartender,
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and you'll be drawing
with your left hand.
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Now, we could have
gone all the way up
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to Grizzly Hill for our fun,
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but we just rode
an extra 40 miles
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'cause I had an itch
for a game of pool.
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Ah?
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Now, I aim to scratch
that itch, pappy.
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Come all that distance, did ya?
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Well, it's a shame you two boys
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is gonna have to be buried
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such a long ways from home.
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Let 'em play, Shep.
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What?
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It doesn't make any difference
to you one way or the other.
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You're just spoiling for action.
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I told ya that I... I
had a shine for ya,
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but it ain't a
boundless affection.
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It's got limits on it.
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Well, I try never to ante
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unless I can meet
the final raise.
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Excuse me.
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Uh, Shep...
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can, we, uh, move it outside?
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Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
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Outside he says,
outside it is...
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Yee-haw! Go get him!
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Ain't you afraid you'll catch
cold without your artillery?
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Here, I'll give you a hand.
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Whoo! Come on, pappy!
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That's it.
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Hey, boys, let's go!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Whoo! Go get him, pappy!
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Whoo! Come on, pappy!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Whoo!
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Afternoon, Sheriff.
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Something we can do for you?
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Them, uh, dino...
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Dinosaur?
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Yeah.
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Them dinosaurs
you's telling me about...
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they stopped making 'em, huh?
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About a hundred
million years ago.
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It was change
that finished them.
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They couldn't keep up with
the changing face of the world.
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Well, if you ask me,
they didn't miss much.
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What's happened to this country
shouldn't happen to a coyote.
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They not only tamed the
West, they busted its back.
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Getting to be so a big man
can't turn around anymore
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without bumping into something.
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You can't fight
the future, Shep.
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Nobody can.
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Either you go with it,
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or you go under.
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Look at 'em.
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Playing pool in there like
a couple of sassy jaybirds.
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And I got you to thank for that.
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There just ain't no calculating
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the damage that you
did to my reputation
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this morning... wh-wh-what'd
you want to do it for?
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It weren't your beef.
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Well, I'm a chronic busybody.
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Oh, no, you ain't.
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Some hairpins just
fight for pleasure,
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and I'm one of 'em,
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but you, you're
about half civilized.
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And the other half
is-is-is pure grizzly.
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I don't figure it.
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Well, just say I came
to Sunshine Creek
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for a quiet weekend.
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You're the only thing in my way,
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and so I had to
try and muzzle you.
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I just thought of something.
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You're for hire, ain't ya?
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And old Shep's got money
he ain't even counted.
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How 'bout renting
you for the weekend?
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Renting me?
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Yeah!
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Yeah, I get goose bumps
thinking about the destruction
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you and me could invent
if, if we teamed up together.
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We could turn this
town upside down.
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Uh, no?
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Oh.
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What? Are you gonna
throw a loop over old Shep?
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I could kill you.
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That's been tried.
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Well, at least I hope you
don't object to my drinkin'.
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If a man can't swing a cat,
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he ought to be
allowed to drown it.
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Bartender!
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Give me a couple of bottles.
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Two of 'em!
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Here.
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Here's to the dinosaurs.
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Bless their little hearts.
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Shep...
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You gotta think
seriously about...
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Um...
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You... you old...
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You...
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Have a nice sleep.
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Bring on the town!
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Yee-hoo!
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♪ ♪
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Excuse me.
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You certainly have proved
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a big disappointment,
Mr. Paladin.
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Well, couldn't your sheriff
have even tried to stop him?
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He did.
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Doc says his skull is fractured.
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We don't know
whether he'll live or die.
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Where's Shep now?
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Old Valentine Collins
took him off somewhere.
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Whee-hoo!
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Over here, Shep!
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What?
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He's gonna be
all right, isn't he?
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That matter to you?
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Of course it matters.
He's my husband.
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Shep, do you remember
driving a livery rig
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through the window
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of Mr. Gurney's
hardware store last night?
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No, I don't know.
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Pay 'em all... pay 'em all off!
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It's only money.
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Maybe they can get
some fun out of it... I can't.
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I gotta get some
hair off the dog.
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I got a sour taste in my mouth.
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Bartender! Give me a bottle.
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Gun shark!
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If the world's got no
more use for dinosaurs,
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how come the good Lord to
make 'em in the first place?
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Riddle me that.
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Here, little man.
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To your long-time death.
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About time we
get acquainted, sir,
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seeing as how we're
somewhat related.
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Valentine Collins, Mr. Montrose.
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Related?
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To you?
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That little girl you
married last night,
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Peggy, she's my daughter.
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That makes me
your father-in-law.
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All right, Shep.
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It's all paid for.
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Let's get you out of here.
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It ain't all paid for yet.
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Father of the
bride, Mr. Paladin.
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You can understand
what an exciting day it is
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for my little girl.
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Well, yes, I guess I can
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just about imagine.
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A man doesn't get a free ride
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on the gravy train every day.
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Oh, I'm afraid
you mistake us, sir.
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I'll admit my back
trails is spotty.
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Shep, you're choking
him! Come on!
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Maybe I never did join
up with a church myself,
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but I always said that
marriage was a holy institution!
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Last night, you
made a trick out of it,
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with me in the middle!
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You put dirt on a name
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that's known from here
to the Cherokee Strip,
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and the fact that you
ain't yet dead from it
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is owing mostly to
my upset stomach!
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You say your name's respected.
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Your name's a
local joke, old man.
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Why do you suppose they
tolerate you in this town?
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Money! Without money,
you'd be sitting in the pokey,
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just the same as any
other public nuisance!
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You don't believe me,
ask your friend there!
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Ask how come the city fathers
imported him from San Francisco,
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just to be your
personal chaperone.
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Ah, Shep!
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That's the fourth thing
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nobody ever accused you of:
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shooting an unarmed man.
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Put off killing a snake,
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and he'll be back tomorrow
with his young 'uns!
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Now, you get him out of here.
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Go on! Get him out of here!
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You sure put a
strain on a friendship.
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Shep, I'm gonna
have to stop you.
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You know that.
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Now, come on.
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Shep?!
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Getting taller all the time,
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ain't ya, gun shark?
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I'll swear you've
grown ten inches
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since the first time we met.
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Shep Montrose is the name!
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The loudest gun that
ever shook the prairie!
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Faster than a
ring-tailed whizzer
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and... and twice as deadly.
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Ask anybody west of the Pecos
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and they'll tell you that when
old Shep digs in his hooks,
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stand back... or he'll drive you
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right smack into the boneyard.
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Smile, sonny boy!
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This is a happy occasion.
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You said it yourself:
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"If you don't go
with the future,
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you go under."
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You better make
that first shot count.
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You won't get two
for the price of one.
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I don't want you to get the
idea old Shep's slowing up.
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The sun got in my eyes.
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Sure.
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Used to be, a man
could spit in any direction.
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Country's too tame
for a cyclone like me.
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Best to leave it
to the pilgrims.
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One thing more.
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What's that?
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Is it true what that
little man said?
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That all Shep ever
was... just a big joke?
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Hmm?
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I'm not laughing, am I?
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♪ "Have gun will travel,"
reads the card of a man ♪
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♪ A knight without
armor in a savage land ♪
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♪ His fast gun for hire
heeds the calling wind ♪
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♪ A soldier of fortune ♪
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♪ Is the man called Paladin ♪
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♪ Paladin, Paladin ♪
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♪ Where do you roam? ♪
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♪ Paladin, Paladin ♪
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♪ Far, far from home. ♪
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