All language subtitles for Marvelous Stunts of Kung Fu

You're very well known and your skill is

admired and we've come to test it.

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I've heard of

you, but I forget what style you use.

What is it?Golden chicken style. Oh,

that's right. And wasn't it stupid?

Now it's time to die.

Wait. Be careful.

You'll hit your leg. We'll see who's

hurt.

Well, you can't say I didn't tell you to

pay attention. That old guy is really

fast.

HuhWhat's that?Hen laying eggs.

Grasshopper will get you.

The third lock.

You. You too cheated,

deceived, cheated

me. Because you, you're too trusting.

hmm Let's go.

I'll live. I can't go here.

Son Wingsley, take revenge. You

have to make them pay me.

Hey, are you there?Hey! Are

you deaf and dumb, are you?Well, answer

me. No, I am neither deaf nor am

I dumb. So what's wrong?What

is in my future?I would like to know.

Hey, I bet you can't guess it.

Why don't you try me?HmmWhy?

You are heading towards danger. Lots of

it. Well, for a

fortune teller, your first mistake.

When you're in trouble, come back to me.

I'll try my best. And just maybe,

I can help.

And if I don't believe

you, you should. You're in danger.

You will see. Hold it. Huh

Your future, it has to be paid for.

Oh. Right?

I'm

sorry. That was on purpose. That

was on purpose?I was watching. It

was your fault. Watch where you're going.

There.

You see, I said your future was looking

bad, and perhaps that's the start of it.

You...

Garbage! It was her fault!

Hey there. Oh, coming, coming.

What is it?My bill?Oh,

$2.00. Oh,

strange. The money was here. It's

gone. You

listen. It's stolen. I

heard that one before. It's true. I

promise you. Will you

trust me?Uh, why should I?

You ate so much. You drank the wine.

Now you say you can't pay and you even

want credit. For

what then?You work here till you've

paid me back. You start now. Come on,

come on, come on, come onHey, come on.

That's

right.

Be careful.

Sorry, it was an accident. Well, I don't

care. You've broken all the plates, so

you pay. Ah, I'll

take the J. HuhNo, not that.

It's all that I've got. You two get over

here. They're coming.

Hey, boss.

God damn you. You damn it, trouble here.

You two get him.

I'll

get him. You let me,

eh

Ever heard a cat kung fu?Takes years of

hard study. Hey, I'll

teach you some.

Tiger faces trouble.

He goes for the throat. He kicks. Kicks

what?

Dragon comes to help.

Be careful of a fast fist.

Crane comes to help.

Then sprays water.

The young maiden stands before the

mirror. I blocked you. There's more.

Stop! Only

a

lesson in self-defense. But look now.

You're trying to kill him, aren't you?You

can't blame me for that, ehLook all

around you, at all this damage. Who's

going to compensate me?

All right, then. Shall I pay him?

Thanks.

Listen, how much then?Oh, 50 dollars. Uh,

here. thank you, thank you. Bye. Right,

come on. Hey, what's this?

Hey, that's my money. Your money?

Oh, you think that this is yours?Right.

Oh, come on. Hey, stop her!

Come on, no. Come on. Let

me go. First you pay us the money, then

you can go.

I beg you, my husband.

He's been so seriously ill, and he could

die all alone. Huh, bad luck.

Until you pay up, you can look after me.

Yeah, that's quite right, and me too. No,

please. Let go.

Come.

Hey, you.

Who are you then?Never mind.

Why are you holding this woman?

But we loaned her some money, and so far

she hasn't been able to pay us back yet.

I gave you the money. I

paid it. They

said they wanted

interest.

Well, how much?Same again. Then

why not give her time to save up some

more?If you're so interested in her

welfare, then why don't you pay it on her

behalf?Hey, right. You pay the money,

and then we shall let it go. Hmm

You see this?I mortgage it to you.

In three days, I'll come and redeem it.

All right, let's go.

Thank you.

Oh, Master. Master, you're back.

Where's my wife?Oh, she's resting in her

room. I'm sure she won't feel so tired

when she sees any Pearl that I bought.

Ask her here, Sir.

I come for the pearl. Get

him.

Give a

drink.

oh Husband!

Husband! Husband! Master. Master.

Put it here. Oh, you're back. Yes,

Master. Master. We collected all the

money and all the debts. We got them as

well.

Good. Well, you know what to do with it.

Oh, sure.

Stop.

Put it down. Quickly.

Listen, is this a joke?You stole this

money, didn't you?So you can't complain

if I take it. It's mine now.

So sorry. You think you can just

walk out of here, you fellas?

Quick ride.

Oh, spam

me. Please spam me.

Of course. What value would there be in

killing you?

HuhIf you're so good, perhaps you can

tell me something. Who was the bandit who

stole the pearl, the one from Master Ma?

Hmm, it's bad, it's bad.

HuhWhy'd you say that?

Just looking at your complexion, it is

very bad. I would recommend a

certain medicine. One that's made from

cow's manure. What's that?Think I'm an

idiot?You're out for trouble!

Ohh

What's wrong?

You!

You're

fighting yourself.

Thank you. Hey.

There, then.

Someone could get hurt. He wants to fight

me. I'm giving him medicine.

That's all right.

Damn you. Stay

out of this. Hey there.

Got some more?Here.

It's

the medicine. I'm sure it'll make you

more healthy.

Hey, you're looking better already.

I suggest you get going before you really

get hurt. Hey, you heard what he said.

Come on.

Very strange. You don't look like athief.

Stop it! Cut it out! What

are you doing?Where's my money?

Well, you have an honest face, so I came

here just to return it to you. Then

why did you steal it?Well, because you

destroyed his stand. Are you sure that

there was no other reason?Do you think

I'd lie to you?It's

possible. Maybe. Oh,

nonsense. Really?Hey,

enough, my friend. Since when were we

friends?My name's Chan Ah Tung.

She is the woman in your future as

forecast.

you does arrive, she can help.

Nonsense. I came to say

my friend chose to employ a top escort.

It sounds like a well-paid job. What's

that to me?Think about it. Well, you

could earn enough money to buy back your

jade pendant. I won't do it.

Me work for thieves. You seem to forget.

Thieves took your money. Wouldn't hurt

you to get it back.

Stupid. Idiot! Why

is everyone there with us?Master! Hmm

Master is right. Aren't you ashamed to

be beaten up by Jung's men?

It's embarrassing! Master,

it wasn't one of Jung's men, though.

Who was it, then?Who else would dare?

Master, he... He's here.

Oi!

He beat me up.

This baby couldn't take me. You

listen. You beat up my man here. First

into my house. What do you want?

The job of head escort. A job,

huhRight. Escort news.

You better check him out for the job.

Yes, Sir.

Go get him. No, no,

noOK. What's wrong?You can see it's not

difficult. You get him. No, I can't. He's

too good.

I just heard you say he's not tough.

So you beat him up. Yeah, you do it.

What's the matter?frightened?

Escort me, be frightened?What's

this?

Strike the tiger. The

dragon! Hmm

Me afraid of you?

Maybe not now. You soon will be.

What style?Snake style.

The head. It's here.

Oh, snake style. Here's snake

boxing.

What style is that?Riding

the ass to market.

Tell me, what's that?It's

the drunken emperor style.

Tell me, what is it?Uh, it's a

sign of a drunken boxing.

You

see a snake?What kind is it?

I don't know. It's cobra.

What is it?I don't know. Sidewinder.

What's that?I can't tell. Magic cry.

What's that?I don't know.

Constrictor. to give in

yes yes I do ohh

Chen it's Chen

well from today Mr. Chen you will be the

head escort here hmm huh

what's wrong pay some money first oh no

problem it's right here

this is you

here's the moneyAs promised.

The IOU and the jade pendant.

Hey. Now that's what we agreed, you

remember?They're both right.

Here.

The IOU.

And here's your jade.

I've got the money, Sir.

That's

510152025.

This isn't my J pendant. Of course it's

yours.

It's different quality. What was that?Are

you accusing us of changing it then?Are

you?Honour amongst thieves is getting

worse. I wouldn't

imagine you'd change stones. Now would

I?Are you accusing

us?You better start watching your tongue.

just saying it's false. So you can ask me

for some more money! That jade is a

family heirloom. And I know it

extremely well.

You see that?It's not real jade.

Now where is mine?I'd like it back.

You come in here with these wild

accusations, you get out! Go!

I intend to stay here till I get my Jade.

You walk out right now before I break

both your legs. All right.

Why don't you try it?

Get him. Go on.

And he has two cramped. You dare to fight

outside?

Now you hold

it.

What's wrong?It hurts.

Be careful.

And help him. Go on.

Captain, I need your help. Hey, what's

that?I know you're in the militia.

Oh, that was before. Now I'm with the

police. Oh, the police. Then

you can definitely help me. Hear that?

He's with the police. Oh.

It worked. They really believed it. Just

imagine the money and your pendant.

This money belongs to a whole lot of

people and we shall give

it back. Why not now,

right?Let's go.

Line up there. Line up. Ready for

everyone. Now line up. Wait

your turn. Line up there. Watch

this.

No one. Sir. So

good. Real good.

Your kung fu is excellent. To

learn, you must suffer pain. Yes,

there. Just the same. All

right.

Huh

You need discipline in practice.

Do it.

Do it.

and again.

Do it. I'll never

be able to master it. Why not?

It's my hand here. My backside

is killing me.

Sit.

What's the matter?That part

hurts. Never

mind. I'll give you a massage.

Oh, oh, yeah, yeahHmm

Is that better?Uh, fine.

What's this?My back is

real painful.

You keep practicing.

I beg your teacher, Chen,Don't teach

me kung fu. You're paying me to teach

you. And so you've got to keep on

learning. Never mind.

Take care of Xiu Pao. That's all I want.

Gotcha. Well, now.

Master, move this. You're not playing

For sure.

Now, look, I told you to stay out. What

have you done?Get out,

you push-up. It wasn't me.

Who then?It was him.

Last time you pretended to be a

trouble?No, I don't

want trouble. I've come here on

behalf of my master. Really. And who's

right. I work for him as his head escort.

Get him. No, no, no, no, no, noI would

like to help you, but still, my hands are

still hurting and my leg is stillswollen.

I knew my best fight is Tiger and

Dragon. All right, I'll fix him

myself. Yes, yes

Fine, let's fight!

Fight!

Right then. We'll play chess.

Okay.

Oh

ohh

Please, Please Barry.

You're really tough. Take it

easy. Listen now. Come and work for

me. Work for you.

Are you bribing me?Sure. Just name the

price. Pay well for a man like you.

Depends on what you're offering.

Because my services, they cost a lot.

HuhWhat's that?A bid?Yeah.

Highest bidder gets my services. Both you

and Ma can bid for me. No.

It's a deal.

Atung, please get up.

Keep at me.

Atung, age 23, very

strong, is for auction. He'll go to

the highest bidder. You see, he is

strong. He can fight well, good

investment. Whoever gives the best price

will have his services. Who will start?

Ferny. Forty.

Eighty.

One hundred.

And fifty.

Sixty.

170. More.

Raise it higher.

1801902002603

hundred

350.

Hey.

HuhOh,

50?

Oh, my

God. Bring the

money here now.

Mr. ... Where are you, Pia?Let's

go. Ohh

Hey, now you must work for Mr. Pia.

Right. Uh, listen. Now you're going to

become my head instructor, and you will

work hard. Mmm. May I suggest to start

That you go see Master Ma, give him a

hard time, and show him what he missed.

Yeah, right.

What do you want?Waiting for you. What

do you want, then?

I have to fight you.

Remember, you you used to work for me.

Now you change sides. Now

I'm head escort for Mr. Piao. You

remember the auction?I think you're

very ungrateful.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait for

me. Wait, please.

Spare. Spare me, please. No, no,

noAt the auction.

Why was it you didn't bid higher?I I

will. I will do $500.500. All

right,

here, $500. Opposite

to me now. Why not before?

Before wasn't important. And

now?and now my

life is more important.

Let's see. You both paid me.

Now who do I work for?HuhYou work for me

HuhI paid you $500. You work for

me.

Hey, I got it.

Go on. You two, you

fight together and then

I'll leave town.

Oh, that sounds reasonable.

What style did you teach me?

It's dog styleDog leg.

Dog boxing. Wait,

I'll teach you. Move it.

Ohh

What is it?Tell me,

huhIt's dog

styleIt

should have a name. Such a

style should be called. What is

it?Mangy dogs both

fight and both look

style

Fortune teller. Hey, what do you think?

If I was born in the year of the dragon,

would I always be lucky?You'll always be

I was only joking. We're going to eat.

All right?You coming?

Hey, brother.

soon suffer great pain. That I

predict. HuhYou're having extremely good

health. Don't touch that nonsense.

Hey, I'm no problem. Hey there.

Huh Look, you see?Someone sent me an

invitation here. I wonder who.

A challenge.

You're a man of great courage to accept

our challenge, but you're also a very

stupid man. Do you think you're

experienced enough to fight us?The only

way to tell is for me to try. The sooner

we start, the sooner you'll know. Do I

fight you both at the same time?Well, try

me first. I'll only defend myself.

You can attack me the best you can.

Like 20 rounds. If you can knock me down,

you'll be the winner, and I'll

retire. If you can't,

then you'll fight me. Do you

agree?Right. Let's start then.

20 rounds. Your turn now.

Come on, see if you can beat him.

Come on.

Oh, snake style.

Oh, leopard style.

You know many styles. Dragon

style.

All

right, let's finish him.

Stop. What is this?

He is seriously hurt. I would beg you.

Please don't hurt him anymore. Just set

him free. All right, then.

On one condition. One condition.

What is it?Give us some money.

He'll go free.

I've no money. Nothing. Well,

we'll accept you then.

Right. I'll go with you.

Set him free. Right.

Don't go. Stay here. For

you, I would do anything.

You take this. It's not a treasure,

but it's worth its money.

Please take it.

All right, I agree. We'll take the jade

piece and you and the girl can go free.

but he must bark like a dog.

Right. No.

Atal, please do it. And save your

life.

I'd rather die than cringe.

Life is important.

I'd rather die than be insulted.

Atal, please, for

me.

I do. I beg you.

I beg you, please.

All right. I will.

I will

Tom Bark!

Woof.

Like a real dog! Gotta

beacon ease, huh

Just forget it. It's not

important.

Not to me. No, I'll

never forget for the rest of my life.

If you're really determined, you will get

your revenge. It's

over. Over.

Finished. But much better.

But if you were to learn Kung Fu well.

You must be determined. Mustn't give up

now.

Atuk. You can't do it alone,

though. What you need

is an expert Kung Fu teacher.

What's that?

Teacher.

Who would teach me?

I'll help. Tomorrow morning. You wait by

the edge of the lake.

Tomorrow?

Are you the man that you land said I

should wait here for?

Yes, I am. You?Hey,

what is this?Some sort of joke?

So, you can fight

then?You think I should wear a placard,

telling people I'm an expert at kung fu?

You're good. But does that make you an

expert?Let me try you.

All right, then. Ready?

Here.

Hey!

Yes,

master. Not master.

Not master. What will I call you?

Brother. Brother.

Yulan's my sister. HuhYou're

related, so you can call me brother.

All right, but why the secret?

Atung, I'd like to tell you our story.

For many years, there was a famous man in

this province. He was a real hero to the

people. His name was Chu Kuming,

but everyone knew him simply as Becca

Chu. Two years ago, he was challenged to

a duel by Yuta Peng and Mochu Sin, the

same two men who beat you up. They

that. So they set a trap for him.

It wasn't a fight at all. It was murder.

Bagachu was you, Lance, and my father.

That's That's right. Right

Where's Mrs. Ma?

She'll come soon. Please eat.

Oh, Mrs. Ma's coming.

Husband. Oh, you're here. Why are you

my best for you when you have guests. Huh

All right. Toast Mr. Ma.

Mr. Mo. What's

this?What's wrong?He's the

one who stole your pearl.

Good. Good eyesight. Huh

You know, how did you know that it was

you who stole my pearl?Because I work

for Master Mo. He reigns for me to

infiltrate your business, to check on you

here. And you fell for it.

And it paid well. But there's no need for

take over. Mr. Ma,

you always made a fool of me, but now our

positions are reversed. Shut up. You'll

be sorry you betrayed me. Get

him.

What's that?

He was the one who stole my money. Is

also happens to be my boss. He's my real

master. Damn you. You

tricked me and all the time you kept

taking my money. Where's your conscience?

HuhConscience.

Can't blame him. He was working for me,

carrying out my instructions. You've no

quarrel with us. Why'd you choose to pick

a house as a target for vengeance?Because

you have no honor at all. You stole from

your friends. Now it's time for

you to pay. Call it

retribution, if you like. I'm afraid for

you. It's the end of Alarion. You think

so, huhBut it won't be so easy. All

right, then?Get him!

Right.

I tell me, your own style's not bad,

but still, it's a bit too predictable.

So then. I'll teach you styles from the

secret volume. If you master these,

you'll be the best. Please. Right.

Catch the mantis.

Hide Fisk.

Lucas tail.

Deadly embrace.

The Heaven Seal.

Phoenix Turns.

Back.

Seventh Star.

Distant Style.

Let Go Food.

True block. The barge.

You want to fight alone?Go together.

They'll only need one of us to beat you.

Huh

Chow Ming style. That's right.

And I intend to use it to defeat you.

Still feeling so confident?

Locust tail.

Snapping.