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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,350 --> 00:00:02,309 What's the set-up? 2 00:00:02,389 --> 00:00:04,109 It's perfect. House is miles from anywhere. 3 00:00:04,189 --> 00:00:05,630 JOAN: 'It's definitely a real Stubbs?' 4 00:00:05,710 --> 00:00:07,709 BOISIE: 'Yeah. Worth thousands.' 5 00:00:10,269 --> 00:00:11,148 SHE SCREAMS Out of my way! 6 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:12,830 GLASS SMASHES Move! 7 00:00:12,910 --> 00:00:14,910 Or I'll blow your brains out! 8 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:23,419 JOAN: 'You've gotta let me in, Boisie. 9 00:00:23,429 --> 00:00:26,029 'Men have been pushing me around my whole life.' 10 00:00:26,108 --> 00:00:28,830 I won't have it any more. 11 00:00:28,909 --> 00:00:31,589 I'm still waiting for a visit from the social worker. 12 00:00:31,669 --> 00:00:33,669 'I'm desperate to get my little girl back.' 13 00:00:36,989 --> 00:00:38,989 - What do you want, Joan? - A normal life. 14 00:00:40,709 --> 00:00:42,669 Can you act? 15 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:44,750 With you on my arm, anything's possible. 16 00:00:49,547 --> 00:00:52,268 I want an 18-carat four-claw mount with the fake set in. 17 00:00:52,349 --> 00:00:53,788 BOISIE: You love all this, don't you? 18 00:00:53,869 --> 00:00:56,349 Dressing up... pretending. 19 00:00:59,470 --> 00:01:01,628 'I can't get that cute little ring out of my mind.' 20 00:01:01,709 --> 00:01:04,509 MAN: It's an exceptional piece. 21 00:01:04,589 --> 00:01:06,589 Thought you were a green-eyed monster for a minute. 22 00:01:12,710 --> 00:01:14,070 JOAN: You like him, though? 23 00:01:14,149 --> 00:01:16,149 Yeah, I do. I think he's great. 24 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:20,469 Marry me? 25 00:01:20,550 --> 00:01:23,749 Yeah. YES! 26 00:01:23,830 --> 00:01:26,070 NANCY: Whoo! Yes. Crack the champers! 27 00:01:35,389 --> 00:01:36,550 I've got something I need to tell you. 28 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:39,109 What? 29 00:01:39,189 --> 00:01:41,749 The Ashburys have asked us if they can adopt Kelly. 30 00:01:41,829 --> 00:01:43,309 It's just a request at the moment. 31 00:01:43,389 --> 00:01:45,510 You're her mother, 32 00:01:45,589 --> 00:01:48,149 and no-one's doing anything without due process. 33 00:01:48,229 --> 00:01:50,589 We do always try to keep children with their mothers. 34 00:01:50,669 --> 00:01:52,949 It's really important that Kelly 35 00:01:53,028 --> 00:01:56,550 moves back into a settled, stable environment. 36 00:01:56,629 --> 00:01:58,629 Right now, we're not convinced you can provide that. 37 00:02:30,309 --> 00:02:32,309 BOISIE: Come on, then, let's get you that sparkler. 38 00:02:35,910 --> 00:02:37,910 Morning. 39 00:02:41,389 --> 00:02:43,988 MAN: There we are. Perfect engagement ring. 40 00:02:45,949 --> 00:02:48,628 - Nice. - It's gorgeous. 41 00:02:55,269 --> 00:02:57,269 I love it. 42 00:02:59,228 --> 00:03:01,228 Do you think Kelly will like it? 43 00:03:03,029 --> 00:03:06,228 I can't believe she's gonna be here in a couple of hours. 44 00:03:06,309 --> 00:03:09,108 I can't believe I handed over good money for it. 45 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,469 I'm not nicking my own engagement ring, am I? 46 00:03:12,548 --> 00:03:14,548 Forty grand, Joan? 47 00:03:16,189 --> 00:03:19,309 It's bad luck to start marriage with stolen goods. 48 00:03:19,389 --> 00:03:21,470 But it's all right if the cash came from the 65 grand we got 49 00:03:21,548 --> 00:03:22,829 from selling a ring you did half-inch? 50 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:24,709 - Mm. - Yeah? 51 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:26,350 Are you saying I'm not worth it? 52 00:03:26,428 --> 00:03:29,548 Hm? Cos we both know I am. 53 00:03:34,668 --> 00:03:36,309 Love that. 54 00:03:36,389 --> 00:03:38,389 MAN: All right, Boisie? 55 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:55,070 What can I do you for? 56 00:03:55,149 --> 00:03:57,189 DS Harris. 57 00:03:57,269 --> 00:04:00,389 You heard anything about an art theft in Sussex? 58 00:04:00,469 --> 00:04:03,189 Not a word. 59 00:04:03,269 --> 00:04:06,228 A George Stubbs got nicked, and a gun was involved. 60 00:04:06,309 --> 00:04:08,309 - Oh, yeah? - Mind if we look inside? 61 00:04:27,590 --> 00:04:29,670 Don't suppose you've heard any... whispers? 62 00:04:29,749 --> 00:04:32,509 Me? Why would I? 63 00:04:38,550 --> 00:04:40,230 They must know something, Boisie. 64 00:04:40,309 --> 00:04:42,110 That's just what they do. 65 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:43,990 They check all the antique shops in the area. 66 00:04:44,069 --> 00:04:46,430 Yeah, but how long are they gonna take? 67 00:04:46,509 --> 00:04:49,110 What if Kelly comes back...? - Stop. 68 00:04:49,190 --> 00:04:51,190 It's going to be fine. 69 00:04:59,710 --> 00:05:01,710 Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out. 70 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,869 We've gotta get rid of that painting. 71 00:05:11,949 --> 00:05:14,869 - I'm working on it. - Never mind "working on it". 72 00:05:14,949 --> 00:05:16,949 We can't sell it now, can we? Just chuck it in the river. 73 00:05:18,749 --> 00:05:20,220 I can't fight Kelly's adoption 74 00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:22,309 with the police sniffing around. 75 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,270 - They didn't find anything. - But if they do, 76 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:26,510 it's a direct link between us and the robbery. 77 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:29,350 Can you calm down? We carry on as normal, it'll blow over. 78 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:32,350 - Are you fucking serious? - What do you suggest, Joan? 79 00:05:32,429 --> 00:05:33,990 We go straight. 80 00:05:34,070 --> 00:05:36,950 What? 81 00:05:37,030 --> 00:05:39,030 We run this place completely legit from now on. 82 00:05:40,309 --> 00:05:42,230 There ain't an antiques shop in the world 83 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:43,990 that's completely legit. - Yes, but we need the social 84 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:45,990 to think we're a normal couple. 85 00:05:46,070 --> 00:05:48,590 - We're not, though, are we? - I mean it, Boisie. 86 00:05:48,669 --> 00:05:53,109 So, no more diamonds, no more furs? 87 00:05:53,190 --> 00:05:55,270 And what will you do all day? 88 00:05:55,350 --> 00:05:57,350 I'll work in the shop. 89 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:11,150 DOOR BELL RINGS 90 00:06:12,070 --> 00:06:14,429 Put that out. 91 00:06:14,510 --> 00:06:15,989 They'll give her the third degree when she gets back. 92 00:06:16,070 --> 00:06:18,030 She's a kid. 93 00:06:18,109 --> 00:06:20,109 Well, she ain't stupid, I'm telling you now. 94 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:24,309 Hello! 95 00:06:24,390 --> 00:06:27,109 Hi, Kel. Come in, come in. 96 00:06:27,189 --> 00:06:29,309 Hi, sweetheart. How are you? 97 00:06:33,429 --> 00:06:35,230 When did you get that big? 98 00:06:35,309 --> 00:06:37,629 - You must be Boisie. - Mrs May. 99 00:06:37,710 --> 00:06:39,710 And you must be Kelly. 100 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:42,309 Kels, this is Boisie. 101 00:06:42,390 --> 00:06:44,150 Boisie, this is the most beautiful girl 102 00:06:44,230 --> 00:06:46,470 in all the world. 103 00:06:46,549 --> 00:06:49,230 Right, I'll be back later to get you for your tea. 104 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:50,549 Oh, don't worry, I've got loads in for her. 105 00:06:50,629 --> 00:06:53,669 Burgers. Hot dogs. 106 00:06:53,749 --> 00:06:55,508 You still like hot dogs, don't you? 107 00:06:55,590 --> 00:06:57,309 Course she does. Who doesn't like hot dogs? 108 00:06:57,390 --> 00:06:59,669 CHUCKLES Bye-bye, Kelly. 109 00:06:59,749 --> 00:07:01,470 - Bye. Thank you. - Let me get the door for you. 110 00:07:01,549 --> 00:07:03,590 Thank you. Oops. Ha. 111 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:07,390 Right. 112 00:07:08,989 --> 00:07:12,150 So, today, we are gonna go and see Auntie Nancy, 113 00:07:12,230 --> 00:07:16,710 and she has a big treat for you! 114 00:07:16,790 --> 00:07:19,669 MUSIC: 'Love Action' by The Human League 115 00:07:19,749 --> 00:07:21,749 ♪ When you're in love You know you're in love ♪ 116 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:24,150 JOAN: And spin! Whoo! Go, Kelly! 117 00:07:24,230 --> 00:07:26,109 ♪ No matter What you try to do ♪ 118 00:07:26,189 --> 00:07:28,629 Whee-hee! 119 00:07:28,710 --> 00:07:31,270 ♪ Resign yourself ♪ 120 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:35,190 ♪ To what You're going through ♪ 121 00:07:35,270 --> 00:07:38,390 ♪ If you're a hard man Or if you're a child ♪ 122 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:40,470 ♪ It still might get to you ♪ 123 00:07:43,549 --> 00:07:47,190 Kel. Kelly, say cheese. 124 00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:49,508 - Cheese. - Yay! 125 00:07:55,869 --> 00:07:58,230 Kelly! Grab anything you fancy. 126 00:07:58,309 --> 00:08:00,830 Stop fussing. 127 00:08:00,910 --> 00:08:02,910 SIGHS I need this to go well. 128 00:08:02,989 --> 00:08:04,989 It is going well. 129 00:08:06,109 --> 00:08:07,669 I want her back, Boisie. 130 00:08:07,749 --> 00:08:10,669 We have to go straight. 131 00:08:10,749 --> 00:08:12,710 It's not that simple. 132 00:08:12,790 --> 00:08:14,989 Yes, it is. I have to do this for her. 133 00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:17,270 You understand that, right? - Yeah. I get it. 134 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:19,350 So you'll get rid of that painting, then, yeah? 135 00:08:22,189 --> 00:08:23,309 KELLY: Got the chocolate one! 136 00:08:23,390 --> 00:08:25,390 Look. - Aw. 137 00:08:26,710 --> 00:08:28,710 My goodness. 138 00:08:39,548 --> 00:08:41,548 Do you know what this means? 139 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,868 That Mummy likes diamonds? 140 00:08:45,949 --> 00:08:47,949 THEY CHUCKLE Clever girl. 141 00:08:50,509 --> 00:08:53,709 But it also means I've asked your mum if she'll marry me. 142 00:09:01,069 --> 00:09:02,668 And then you'll come and live with us, 143 00:09:02,749 --> 00:09:04,308 and we'll be a proper family again. 144 00:09:04,389 --> 00:09:06,189 A fresh start. 145 00:09:06,269 --> 00:09:08,749 Am I coming to the wedding? 146 00:09:08,829 --> 00:09:11,389 Of course. 147 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,829 You'll be my chief bridesmaid, obviously. 148 00:09:13,909 --> 00:09:15,988 You and Auntie Nancy. 149 00:09:16,069 --> 00:09:18,069 You'll have pretty frocks, flowers. 150 00:09:19,788 --> 00:09:21,509 Will I get flowers in my hair? 151 00:09:21,588 --> 00:09:24,588 Well, I mean, you can't be a bridesmaid 152 00:09:24,668 --> 00:09:27,588 without bloody flowers in your hair, can you? 153 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,668 CHUCKLES 154 00:09:34,709 --> 00:09:38,108 Well, look... 155 00:09:38,188 --> 00:09:41,149 I might be able to put a bit more cash in your direction, 156 00:09:41,228 --> 00:09:42,628 if you're interested? 157 00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:45,108 I need a buyer for something. 158 00:09:45,188 --> 00:09:47,309 Sharpish. - All right. 159 00:09:47,388 --> 00:09:49,388 What we talking about? - A Stubbs painting. 160 00:09:50,588 --> 00:09:51,788 You nicked that? 161 00:09:51,868 --> 00:09:53,868 Yeah, me and Joan. 162 00:09:57,909 --> 00:10:01,548 THEY CHUCKLE 163 00:10:01,628 --> 00:10:02,868 Police are asking a lot of questions about it. 164 00:10:02,949 --> 00:10:06,189 Why I need a buyer. 165 00:10:06,269 --> 00:10:08,588 None of the usual suspects are gonna touch anything that hot. 166 00:10:08,668 --> 00:10:11,548 Can you think of any unusual suspects? 167 00:10:19,188 --> 00:10:20,668 - Maybe. - Yeah? 168 00:10:20,749 --> 00:10:22,749 For... 169 00:10:23,628 --> 00:10:26,228 ..25%. - 25?! 170 00:10:26,308 --> 00:10:28,868 - Risky. - Do me a favor. 171 00:10:28,949 --> 00:10:32,309 Risky, risky, risky this one, Boise. Very risky. 172 00:10:32,388 --> 00:10:34,309 All right, all right, save the spiel, mate, 173 00:10:34,388 --> 00:10:36,388 I know you're broke. Who've you got in mind? 174 00:10:37,628 --> 00:10:38,788 ALBIE CLEARS THROAT 175 00:10:38,868 --> 00:10:40,868 Darling? 176 00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:47,628 The Irish. 177 00:10:48,269 --> 00:10:50,269 IRA? 178 00:10:53,468 --> 00:10:55,108 They've always got money to spend. 179 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,269 What are a bunch of terrorists gonna do 180 00:10:57,348 --> 00:10:59,749 with a painting of a fucking horse? Hang it on their wall? 181 00:10:59,829 --> 00:11:01,269 They always need to buy things from abroad, right? 182 00:11:01,348 --> 00:11:03,348 Yeah, guns and explosives. 183 00:11:06,108 --> 00:11:09,989 Look, they have trouble moving money overseas. 184 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,069 But... But art, it's a different kettle of fish. 185 00:11:14,749 --> 00:11:16,749 You think we can trust people like that? 186 00:11:21,069 --> 00:11:22,909 I think that we can trust the fact 187 00:11:22,988 --> 00:11:25,388 that they always need things to shift. 188 00:11:25,468 --> 00:11:27,468 And a Stubbs is perfect. 189 00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:37,269 So, is it yes, or no? 190 00:11:48,509 --> 00:11:51,868 BABY CRYING 191 00:11:58,949 --> 00:12:01,628 What are you doing? 192 00:12:01,709 --> 00:12:05,308 Needs restoration, but before that, 193 00:12:05,388 --> 00:12:07,388 there can't be a grain of dirt, or it'll get trapped. 194 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,909 Why don't you clean the tea sets? 195 00:12:14,988 --> 00:12:17,029 There are some special cloths. 196 00:12:17,108 --> 00:12:19,188 Yeah. 197 00:12:19,269 --> 00:12:21,029 Working in the shop was your idea, remember? 198 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,949 Mm-hm. 199 00:12:24,029 --> 00:12:26,029 Yeah, to make sure I get Kelly back. 200 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,829 You know what we should do? 201 00:12:35,909 --> 00:12:38,909 I'm all ears. 202 00:12:38,988 --> 00:12:40,988 We should turn this place into a jewellers. 203 00:12:45,189 --> 00:12:47,709 It's not enough to like sparklers 204 00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:50,308 to run a jewellers, Joan, you have to know about 'em. 205 00:12:50,389 --> 00:12:52,829 And not just that stuff you learned to parrot. 206 00:12:52,909 --> 00:12:54,909 Proper deep knowledge. - Fine, I'll learn. 207 00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,909 How you gonna do that, then? 208 00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:04,868 I want to be fully qualified. 209 00:13:04,949 --> 00:13:06,108 Then you'll have to do the foundation course 210 00:13:06,188 --> 00:13:08,988 which is £2,250. 211 00:13:09,069 --> 00:13:12,188 Do you take cash? 212 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,348 Ready for the big day tomorrow, Boisie? 213 00:13:14,428 --> 00:13:16,749 Yeah, Joan's got it all under control. 214 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,069 Nice place you've got here. 215 00:13:18,149 --> 00:13:19,348 Albie's mate's letting us use it. 216 00:13:19,428 --> 00:13:20,909 Till I get myself sorted. 217 00:13:20,988 --> 00:13:23,388 Won't be long. - Fingers crossed. 218 00:13:23,468 --> 00:13:25,029 Give us a shout if you want anything else. 219 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:27,108 ALBIE: Thanks, Val. 220 00:13:30,588 --> 00:13:32,269 Can't believe you spent five grand on a wedding ring. 221 00:13:32,348 --> 00:13:34,468 And 40 on an engagement ring. 222 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,029 You're going soft, Boise. 223 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:38,988 EXHALES HEAVILY 224 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,668 Yeah, I couldn't nick 'em - Joan wants us to go straight. 225 00:13:41,749 --> 00:13:44,788 What women want and what they get are two different things. 226 00:13:44,868 --> 00:13:46,308 I've been telling Val I'm going straight for years. 227 00:13:46,389 --> 00:13:48,348 SCOFFS 228 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,428 Joan's different, though. 229 00:13:51,149 --> 00:13:53,149 Too right. 230 00:13:54,788 --> 00:13:56,029 Well, here's a day I thought I'd never see - 231 00:13:56,108 --> 00:13:58,269 you getting married. 232 00:13:58,348 --> 00:13:59,868 Yeah, and to someone you actually like. 233 00:13:59,949 --> 00:14:01,949 CHUCKLES 234 00:14:06,848 --> 00:14:08,407 What? 235 00:14:08,487 --> 00:14:10,487 It's just a bit quick. 236 00:14:10,569 --> 00:14:12,728 Do you know him well enough? 237 00:14:12,809 --> 00:14:14,767 I do, yeah. 238 00:14:14,848 --> 00:14:16,449 We can say anything to one another. 239 00:14:16,527 --> 00:14:18,527 There's no... secrets. 240 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,928 ALBIE: So, you're gonna sell the Stubbs to the Irish? 241 00:14:24,569 --> 00:14:26,569 Yeah. 242 00:14:28,728 --> 00:14:31,128 Well, you'll need someone to say it's not a fake. 243 00:14:31,209 --> 00:14:33,968 And it's gotta be an expert. They're no mugs. 244 00:14:34,049 --> 00:14:36,209 Mas cervezas? ALBIE CHUCKLES 245 00:14:36,288 --> 00:14:38,449 Thanks, Val. 246 00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:40,449 - These ones done? - Yeah. Yeah. 247 00:14:40,527 --> 00:14:42,527 Nice one, babe. 248 00:14:46,809 --> 00:14:49,329 I was thinking Hugo at Abney's. 249 00:14:49,407 --> 00:14:50,689 He's the one that gave me the tip-off in the first place. 250 00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:53,689 Hm. Trust him? 251 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,767 Enough. 252 00:14:57,289 --> 00:14:59,289 JOAN: 'I've got something for you.' 253 00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:04,767 Hmm. 254 00:15:14,128 --> 00:15:16,407 - Are they real? - Course they're bloody real. 255 00:15:16,487 --> 00:15:18,487 Got Kelly a necklace, as well. 256 00:15:23,407 --> 00:15:25,527 I wish she was here. 257 00:15:25,608 --> 00:15:27,449 You'd think the social would let her stay the night. 258 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,887 It's not allowed, 259 00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:32,728 while they're still talking about... bloody adoption. 260 00:15:37,049 --> 00:15:38,128 Can you imagine what Mum and Dad would say? 261 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:40,329 Oh, don't start. 262 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,209 I just wish you'd invited them, 263 00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:44,407 so they could see how well you're doing, and Kelly. 264 00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:46,449 No, that man is not coming within a mile of my daughter. 265 00:15:46,527 --> 00:15:47,568 He's too ill to hurt a fly these days. 266 00:15:47,649 --> 00:15:49,649 It's never gonna happen. 267 00:15:56,409 --> 00:15:58,409 CHINKS GLASS 268 00:16:01,688 --> 00:16:07,728 May I present my beautiful, talented wife. 269 00:16:07,809 --> 00:16:09,569 Let's hear it for Mrs Hannington. 270 00:16:09,649 --> 00:16:11,968 APPLAUSE, WHOOPING 271 00:16:12,048 --> 00:16:14,048 You're not so bad yourself. 272 00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:19,409 Just don't expect me to honor and obey, OK? 273 00:16:19,487 --> 00:16:21,209 LAUGHTER 274 00:16:21,288 --> 00:16:23,327 Er, speech, Boise, speech! 275 00:16:23,409 --> 00:16:25,848 ALL CLAMOR 276 00:16:25,928 --> 00:16:28,048 Come on. 277 00:16:28,128 --> 00:16:30,327 You know, I'm a man of few words. 278 00:16:30,409 --> 00:16:31,526 RONALD: Only when it comes to the Old Bill, Boisie. 279 00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:34,288 LAUGHTER 280 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,727 Only words he knows down the nick are "no" and "comment". 281 00:16:36,809 --> 00:16:38,569 - So I'll keep it brief. - Thank God for that. 282 00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:41,009 If you'll let me get a word in... 283 00:16:41,088 --> 00:16:44,009 All I want to say is... 284 00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:46,209 I'm very grateful to you all for coming 285 00:16:46,288 --> 00:16:48,288 and helping us celebrate today. 286 00:16:50,328 --> 00:16:52,487 I can honestly say I have never been happier. 287 00:16:54,728 --> 00:16:56,728 So, here's to you. 288 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,048 ALBIE: To Boisie and Joan. 289 00:17:02,128 --> 00:17:03,409 ALL: Boisie and Joan. 290 00:17:03,487 --> 00:17:06,609 APPLAUSE 291 00:17:06,688 --> 00:17:08,809 - I love you. - I love you. 292 00:17:12,528 --> 00:17:14,528 MUSIC: 'I'm So Excited' by The Pointer Sisters 293 00:17:19,369 --> 00:17:21,448 LAUGHTER 294 00:17:32,048 --> 00:17:34,409 ♪ Tonight's the night We're gonna make it happen ♪ 295 00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:40,048 ♪ Tonight, we'll put All other things aside ♪ 296 00:17:43,009 --> 00:17:45,009 ♪ Give in this time And show me some affection ♪ 297 00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:50,129 ♪ We're goin' for those Pleasures in the night ♪ 298 00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:55,048 ♪ I want to love you Feel you ♪ 299 00:17:55,129 --> 00:17:57,609 ♪ Wrap myself around you 300 00:17:57,688 --> 00:18:00,569 ♪ I want to squeeze you Please you ♪ 301 00:18:00,649 --> 00:18:02,209 ♪ I just can't get enough ♪ 302 00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:03,969 ♪ And if you move ♪ 303 00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:06,048 Are you all right? 304 00:18:08,248 --> 00:18:09,649 Lots of noise and people you don't know, eh? 305 00:18:09,728 --> 00:18:12,848 Joan! 306 00:18:12,928 --> 00:18:15,048 Come on! - Come and dance with us. 307 00:18:15,129 --> 00:18:17,129 SOFTLY: Not gonna leave her on her own, am I? 308 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:23,248 Which one's your favourite? - He hasn't got the hump 309 00:18:23,327 --> 00:18:24,488 cos you've gotta look after your own daughter? 310 00:18:24,569 --> 00:18:25,527 Oh, mind your own. 311 00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:27,409 Keep your hair on. 312 00:18:27,488 --> 00:18:29,649 How about you keep your nose out? 313 00:18:29,726 --> 00:18:31,129 First, you're telling me I don't know him well enough... 314 00:18:31,209 --> 00:18:33,848 And do you? 315 00:18:33,928 --> 00:18:36,048 What was all that crap about the police and "no comment"? 316 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,288 If you're not banging on about Boisie, 317 00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:42,848 you are on one about Dad. 318 00:18:42,928 --> 00:18:45,649 - He'd be proud of you now. - Proud? 319 00:18:45,727 --> 00:18:47,488 You know as well as I do that if he were here, 320 00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:49,248 he'd be finding fault in everything, 321 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,809 just like he's done since the day I was born. 322 00:18:50,889 --> 00:18:52,369 You were the apple of his eye. 323 00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:54,369 Yeah, till I turned 12. 324 00:18:54,448 --> 00:18:55,889 You were a tearaway, he was old-fashioned. 325 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,369 He didn't know how to handle you. 326 00:18:57,448 --> 00:18:58,928 I wasn't a tearaway, I was a runaway, 327 00:18:59,009 --> 00:19:01,009 and you know why. 328 00:19:03,048 --> 00:19:05,048 Why do you pretend like you don't know what he did to me? 329 00:19:05,129 --> 00:19:07,569 I've still got the scars. - Not in front of Kelly. 330 00:19:07,649 --> 00:19:09,809 Oh, no, she's gonna grow up understanding 331 00:19:09,889 --> 00:19:12,288 that it's not all right for a man to behave like he did. 332 00:19:12,369 --> 00:19:13,809 And it's not all right for other people 333 00:19:13,889 --> 00:19:16,169 to make out like it didn't happen. 334 00:19:16,248 --> 00:19:18,248 You and Mum are as bad as each other, you know that? 335 00:19:20,288 --> 00:19:22,369 So, you'll dance with Albie but not your husband? 336 00:19:22,448 --> 00:19:24,527 Kelly needs her. You can see that. 337 00:19:24,609 --> 00:19:25,969 How about you take Kelly back to the Ashburys', eh? 338 00:19:26,048 --> 00:19:27,649 They're staying nearby. 339 00:19:27,726 --> 00:19:29,448 You don't wanna go yet, do you? 340 00:19:29,527 --> 00:19:31,527 I'm tired. 341 00:19:33,569 --> 00:19:34,848 'Ere you are, ten minutes in a taxi. 342 00:19:34,928 --> 00:19:37,129 No, I want Kel here. 343 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,129 Yeah, but she doesn't wanna be here, does she? 344 00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:41,209 Nancy? 345 00:19:46,209 --> 00:19:48,209 Give your mum a kiss, Kel. 346 00:19:51,969 --> 00:19:53,048 You all right? 347 00:19:53,129 --> 00:19:55,129 Yeah? Good girl. 348 00:19:57,688 --> 00:19:59,688 Come with Auntie Nancy. 349 00:20:00,728 --> 00:20:02,728 She'll be all right. Come on. 350 00:20:06,609 --> 00:20:08,848 CHEERING 351 00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:23,768 LECTURER: Judging the value of a gem stone is complex, 352 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,888 of course, and much depends on the type of stone, 353 00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:31,088 but the number one factor will always be durability. 354 00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:33,487 No matter how beautiful a stone looks, 355 00:20:33,569 --> 00:20:35,487 the most important characteristic 356 00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:37,569 is how long it will endure. 357 00:20:37,648 --> 00:20:39,648 And do we know which stones are the most durable? 358 00:20:40,648 --> 00:20:42,809 - Diamonds. - Actually, no. 359 00:20:42,888 --> 00:20:44,888 Anyone else? 360 00:20:47,328 --> 00:20:49,328 At the back. 361 00:20:50,528 --> 00:20:51,569 Jade? 362 00:20:51,648 --> 00:20:53,369 Correct. 363 00:20:53,447 --> 00:20:56,008 Could you tell us why? 364 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,328 Well, diamonds are the hardest stones, 365 00:20:58,408 --> 00:21:00,048 but they have perfect cleavage, 366 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:03,447 so they can split in two more easily than jade. 367 00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:05,208 You'd say, then, that we should look 368 00:21:05,288 --> 00:21:07,768 to avoid cleavage in a diamond? 369 00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:10,208 I wouldn't go that far. LAUGHTER 370 00:21:10,288 --> 00:21:13,288 So, if we're prepared 371 00:21:13,369 --> 00:21:15,247 to excuse cleavage in our diamonds, 372 00:21:15,327 --> 00:21:17,848 how do we value them? 373 00:21:17,927 --> 00:21:20,127 The first question we must always ask ourselves 374 00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:22,208 is are these diamonds real? 375 00:21:24,809 --> 00:21:26,968 And if we're talking about uncut stones, 376 00:21:27,048 --> 00:21:29,487 we're going to answer that by checking for 377 00:21:29,569 --> 00:21:33,369 any tiny inclusions, or, in layman's terms, flaws. 378 00:21:33,447 --> 00:21:36,369 Because a flawless uncut diamond is a fake. 379 00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:44,687 BOISIE: All you've got to do is tell them 380 00:21:44,768 --> 00:21:45,569 the painting's genuine, which it is. 381 00:21:45,648 --> 00:21:47,727 I can't. 382 00:21:47,809 --> 00:21:49,408 You've done it loads of times before for me. 383 00:21:49,487 --> 00:21:51,487 Not this one. 384 00:21:53,408 --> 00:21:55,687 You'll get your usual fee, plus 10%. 385 00:21:55,768 --> 00:21:58,888 I value my kneecaps more, Boisie. 386 00:21:58,968 --> 00:22:00,968 So, you don't want that grand for the initial tip-off, then? 387 00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:04,569 You're getting nothing if I can't sell it. 388 00:22:04,648 --> 00:22:06,369 I know you need that cash. 389 00:22:06,447 --> 00:22:08,447 Just find someone else, Boisie, for God's sake. 390 00:22:10,369 --> 00:22:13,048 For one thing, I'd never pull it off. Look at me. 391 00:22:13,126 --> 00:22:15,208 Hm? HUGO INHALES 392 00:22:15,288 --> 00:22:17,369 I'll screw it up. 393 00:22:17,447 --> 00:22:18,648 They'll see I'm a wreck, and they won't believe me. 394 00:22:18,727 --> 00:22:20,727 OK. 395 00:22:23,088 --> 00:22:25,487 If I find someone else, 396 00:22:25,569 --> 00:22:27,369 then you need to get them plotted in here. 397 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:29,168 The Irish will want to know they're kosher. 398 00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:30,648 And what will I tell my boss? 399 00:22:30,727 --> 00:22:34,247 Say... I dunno, they're here to train. 400 00:22:34,328 --> 00:22:37,648 Hugo, you can say anything you like, I don't care. 401 00:22:37,727 --> 00:22:39,727 If you want that grand, this is what's happening. 402 00:22:44,848 --> 00:22:46,328 And I need you to tell 'em everything there is to know 403 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,447 about George fucking Stubbs. 404 00:22:48,528 --> 00:22:50,888 Well, they'll need to be word-bloody-perfect. Listen... 405 00:22:50,968 --> 00:22:52,968 there is no way this is coming back on me. 406 00:22:57,008 --> 00:22:59,008 JOAN: 'This is the one I'm not sure is genuine.' 407 00:23:00,569 --> 00:23:03,447 I think I can see the smallest flaw, but... 408 00:23:03,528 --> 00:23:07,126 Some inclusions are extremely hard to detect 409 00:23:07,208 --> 00:23:10,008 with magnification alone, 410 00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:13,168 so checking for fluorescents with a UV torch 411 00:23:13,247 --> 00:23:15,247 can be very helpful. 412 00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:19,208 Hm? - Hm. 413 00:23:22,927 --> 00:23:24,927 Have another look. 414 00:23:32,569 --> 00:23:34,369 Do you see an inclusion? 415 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:36,048 I can, yeah. 416 00:23:36,128 --> 00:23:38,128 That means? 417 00:23:41,048 --> 00:23:43,048 It's real. 418 00:23:57,888 --> 00:23:59,888 HE EXHALES 419 00:24:16,369 --> 00:24:18,487 You gonna tell me what's up? 420 00:24:23,288 --> 00:24:25,288 I've found a buyer for the Stubbs. 421 00:24:27,247 --> 00:24:28,927 We agreed that you'd chuck it in the river. 422 00:24:29,008 --> 00:24:31,168 - No, we didn't. - Yes, we did. 423 00:24:31,247 --> 00:24:33,127 Cos I'm trying to get my daughter back, 424 00:24:33,208 --> 00:24:34,687 and you stood there, and you told me 425 00:24:34,768 --> 00:24:35,888 that you understood that. 426 00:24:35,968 --> 00:24:38,048 I do understand. 427 00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:39,128 Yeah, provided you can do whatever you want, 428 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:41,128 when you want. 429 00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:43,208 A work of art is not going in the river. 430 00:24:45,328 --> 00:24:47,288 I just need someone to say they're from Abney's 431 00:24:47,369 --> 00:24:49,369 and sign it off as legit. I'd ask you to do it, but... 432 00:24:53,288 --> 00:24:55,288 You don't care, do you? 433 00:24:57,369 --> 00:24:59,369 You don't care if I get her back or not. 434 00:25:32,809 --> 00:25:34,809 Well, married life is suiting you. 435 00:25:35,927 --> 00:25:37,888 How do you know I'm married? 436 00:25:37,968 --> 00:25:39,968 It's my job to know what you're up to... 437 00:25:40,048 --> 00:25:42,048 what you're thinking. - Hm. 438 00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:45,408 Well, go on, then, clever clogs. 439 00:25:46,609 --> 00:25:48,809 You hungry? 440 00:25:48,888 --> 00:25:50,168 Hungry for what? 441 00:25:50,247 --> 00:25:52,609 Change. 442 00:25:52,687 --> 00:25:54,687 Excitement. 443 00:25:55,968 --> 00:25:57,968 TOM: 'I know what you really want, Joan.' 444 00:25:59,247 --> 00:26:01,927 To have Kelly back with you. 445 00:26:02,008 --> 00:26:04,168 And I would love for that to happen. 446 00:26:04,247 --> 00:26:06,247 The thing is, I don't think it can. 447 00:26:08,528 --> 00:26:10,528 Not now. 448 00:26:11,726 --> 00:26:13,726 What's this? 449 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,369 That robbery in Sussex. 450 00:26:23,008 --> 00:26:24,569 - Dunno what you're on about. - Yes, you do. 451 00:26:24,648 --> 00:26:26,648 Harris and his boys searched the shop. 452 00:26:27,327 --> 00:26:29,327 That's the woman involved. 453 00:26:29,968 --> 00:26:32,369 Harris has met you. 454 00:26:32,447 --> 00:26:34,408 If he sees this, he's gonna know straightaway it's you, 455 00:26:34,487 --> 00:26:36,487 and he'll nick you for aggravated burglary. 456 00:26:38,809 --> 00:26:40,447 You're looking at years for that, not months. 457 00:26:40,528 --> 00:26:42,528 JOAN: It doesn't look anything like me. 458 00:26:46,208 --> 00:26:48,208 The thing is, I can make sure that doesn't happen. 459 00:26:50,447 --> 00:26:52,288 Why would you do that? 460 00:26:52,369 --> 00:26:53,809 I mean, you don't wear a uniform, 461 00:26:53,888 --> 00:26:56,088 but you've still got a badge. 462 00:26:56,168 --> 00:26:58,687 All you've got to do is work for me. 463 00:26:58,768 --> 00:27:01,687 You be my eyes and ears, 464 00:27:01,768 --> 00:27:03,609 and I'll do a deal, get the other thing gone. 465 00:27:03,687 --> 00:27:06,848 Think about it, Joan. 466 00:27:06,927 --> 00:27:09,327 You could have a completely different life. 467 00:27:09,408 --> 00:27:11,848 You're safe, with Kelly. 468 00:27:11,927 --> 00:27:14,288 I'm not a grass, Tom. 469 00:27:14,369 --> 00:27:16,369 Anyway, I've got nothing to tell you. 470 00:27:20,569 --> 00:27:22,848 CAR APPROACHES 471 00:27:28,487 --> 00:27:30,487 Thanks, I'll keep it. 472 00:27:35,687 --> 00:27:37,687 Here you go, mate. 473 00:27:51,726 --> 00:27:54,888 What's with the Old Bill? 474 00:27:54,968 --> 00:27:56,968 Don't know what you're on about. 475 00:27:58,447 --> 00:28:00,369 That bloke I've just seen you with. 476 00:28:00,447 --> 00:28:02,848 Well, who says he's Old Bill? 477 00:28:02,927 --> 00:28:04,927 We both know bacon when we smell it. 478 00:28:06,487 --> 00:28:09,088 If you must know... 479 00:28:09,168 --> 00:28:11,126 he wanted to show me this. 480 00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:13,247 Apparently, she was involved 481 00:28:13,327 --> 00:28:15,968 in nicking a painting by George Stubbs. 482 00:28:16,048 --> 00:28:18,888 A burglary, Boise. 483 00:28:18,968 --> 00:28:20,927 A burglary where a bloke got clocked with a gun. 484 00:28:21,008 --> 00:28:23,048 According to who? 485 00:28:23,127 --> 00:28:24,968 The woman who owns the house and the painting. 486 00:28:25,048 --> 00:28:26,809 What about the fella? He say anything? 487 00:28:26,888 --> 00:28:28,888 Oh, no, don't worry, all he can remember 488 00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:30,168 is that whoever hit him was wearing a mask, 489 00:28:30,247 --> 00:28:32,408 so you are in the clear. 490 00:28:32,487 --> 00:28:34,369 It's just me facing time. 491 00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:37,088 With one witness, who drinks like George Best? 492 00:28:37,168 --> 00:28:38,569 That'll never stick. 493 00:28:38,648 --> 00:28:40,648 It will if they find the painting. 494 00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:53,208 SHE SIGHS 495 00:29:07,168 --> 00:29:09,168 SHE COUGHS LIGHTLY 496 00:29:18,609 --> 00:29:20,609 DOOR CLOSES 497 00:29:32,968 --> 00:29:34,968 TIRES SCREECH 498 00:30:00,247 --> 00:30:02,648 Oi! Don't. 499 00:30:02,726 --> 00:30:04,088 I'm not going down and losing my girl 500 00:30:04,168 --> 00:30:06,168 over a few quid, Boisie. 501 00:30:10,327 --> 00:30:12,327 It's not about the money. 502 00:30:13,569 --> 00:30:15,569 It's about who the buyer is. 503 00:30:17,727 --> 00:30:19,727 I'm selling it to the Irish. 504 00:30:23,247 --> 00:30:25,809 You've organised a sale with the IR-fucking-A, 505 00:30:25,888 --> 00:30:28,088 and you didn't tell me? 506 00:30:28,168 --> 00:30:30,127 I know, I know. It was the only fucking option, so... 507 00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:32,127 - I just want Kelly back. - This won't affect that. 508 00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:34,687 Are you mad? 509 00:30:34,768 --> 00:30:36,208 Tell them it can't be done, tell them the deal's off. 510 00:30:36,288 --> 00:30:37,609 I can't do that with the IRA. 511 00:30:37,687 --> 00:30:39,687 Are you trying to get me killed? 512 00:30:52,288 --> 00:30:54,288 We said we were going straight. 513 00:31:03,247 --> 00:31:05,247 That life's not for the likes of us, Joan. 514 00:31:19,369 --> 00:31:21,369 I need you, Joan. 515 00:31:25,727 --> 00:31:27,727 I have since the second I laid eyes on you. 516 00:31:35,809 --> 00:31:37,888 IF I do this... 517 00:31:40,569 --> 00:31:42,569 ..it's because we have no fucking choice. 518 00:32:18,029 --> 00:32:19,789 RECEPTIONIST: Can I help you? 519 00:32:19,867 --> 00:32:21,509 Jessica Cunningham to see Hugo Saxton. 520 00:32:21,587 --> 00:32:23,587 - Of course. - Thank you. 521 00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,827 Right, tell me about this. 522 00:32:32,908 --> 00:32:35,508 One of a set of three paintings 523 00:32:35,586 --> 00:32:38,827 commissioned in 1759 by the second Duke of Richmond... 524 00:32:38,908 --> 00:32:41,508 The THIRD Duke of Richmond. Jesus! 525 00:32:41,586 --> 00:32:43,868 We've only just been through this. 526 00:32:43,948 --> 00:32:45,827 You do realise how dangerous these people are? 527 00:32:45,908 --> 00:32:47,508 Of course, I know. 528 00:32:47,586 --> 00:32:49,586 You cannot mess up. 529 00:32:53,827 --> 00:32:56,269 One of a set of three paintings 530 00:32:56,348 --> 00:32:59,270 commissioned in 1759 by the third Duke of Richmond, 531 00:32:59,348 --> 00:33:01,107 who was so pleased with the results 532 00:33:01,187 --> 00:33:03,107 that he encouraged his fellow dukes and lords 533 00:33:03,187 --> 00:33:05,187 to follow his lead. TELEPHONE RINGS 534 00:33:10,069 --> 00:33:12,668 Hugo Saxton. 535 00:33:12,749 --> 00:33:14,909 MAN: 'Can I speak to Jessica Cunningham, please?' 536 00:33:14,989 --> 00:33:16,989 Yes, she's here with me now. One moment, please. 537 00:33:22,348 --> 00:33:24,348 Jessica Cunningham speaking. How can I help you? 538 00:33:25,868 --> 00:33:27,949 CLICK, DISCONNECT TONE 539 00:33:34,230 --> 00:33:36,230 Right. HE CLEARS THROAT 540 00:33:38,427 --> 00:33:42,909 You'll need to inspect every inch very carefully. 541 00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:44,668 And you'll need to check the signature 542 00:33:44,749 --> 00:33:46,749 against photographs of other examples. 543 00:33:47,709 --> 00:33:50,270 'As for the brush strokes, 544 00:33:50,348 --> 00:33:52,587 'you're assuring yourself that these are in keeping 545 00:33:52,668 --> 00:33:55,468 'with the artist's entire body of work. 546 00:33:55,548 --> 00:33:58,749 'Be confident, self-assured. 547 00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:00,828 'Most of all, do not hesitate.' 548 00:34:06,029 --> 00:34:08,029 Good afternoon, everyone. 549 00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:18,587 Jessica Cunningham. 550 00:34:19,627 --> 00:34:21,627 Sean. This is Michael. 551 00:34:23,069 --> 00:34:25,468 You work at Abney's? 552 00:34:25,548 --> 00:34:27,548 I'm sure you've checked, or I wouldn't be here. 553 00:34:29,230 --> 00:34:31,230 So, how are we gonna do this? 554 00:34:32,107 --> 00:34:34,147 It's not my business, 555 00:34:34,230 --> 00:34:35,548 but I do need a quiet space to assess the piece. 556 00:34:35,627 --> 00:34:37,428 Right, well... 557 00:34:37,508 --> 00:34:39,428 CLEARS THROAT ..I've got an hotel room. 558 00:34:39,508 --> 00:34:41,107 Not a fucking chance we're all in the same room 559 00:34:41,187 --> 00:34:43,187 with both the painting and the money. 560 00:34:43,789 --> 00:34:45,789 Because? 561 00:34:47,508 --> 00:34:49,508 Plausible deniability, sweetheart. 562 00:34:54,069 --> 00:34:56,749 Right, you come to the hotel with me and do your thing. 563 00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:59,308 You, stay here with Michael. - Hang on. 564 00:34:59,388 --> 00:35:01,107 When, er... Sorry, what's your name again? 565 00:35:01,187 --> 00:35:03,187 Jessica. 566 00:35:05,230 --> 00:35:06,949 When Jessica confirms she's happy with what she sees, 567 00:35:07,029 --> 00:35:09,029 I call Michael, he'll give you the cash. 568 00:35:10,989 --> 00:35:12,909 I'm not just gonna hand over the painting... 569 00:35:12,989 --> 00:35:14,989 We do things our way or not at all. 570 00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:21,868 I'm sure Albie'll be around to keep an eye out. 571 00:35:27,308 --> 00:35:29,308 It's all right. Let's just do what he says. 572 00:35:36,107 --> 00:35:38,107 LIFT BELL DINGS 573 00:36:21,989 --> 00:36:23,989 Drink? 574 00:36:24,909 --> 00:36:26,909 No, thank you. 575 00:36:28,468 --> 00:36:30,468 You're tense. 576 00:36:30,909 --> 00:36:32,909 You're armed. 577 00:36:35,187 --> 00:36:37,187 Right, then, shall we take a look? 578 00:37:02,709 --> 00:37:04,868 There's a lot of copies around. 579 00:37:04,949 --> 00:37:06,949 It's a very popular artist. 580 00:37:08,388 --> 00:37:10,147 Big exhibition at the Tate last year. 581 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:12,909 I wonder how many of them were fake. 582 00:37:12,989 --> 00:37:14,989 Each painting will have been authenticated. 583 00:37:16,388 --> 00:37:19,789 - By someone like you? - Yes. 584 00:37:19,868 --> 00:37:21,230 You're not exactly honest, Miss Cunningham, 585 00:37:21,308 --> 00:37:23,308 or you wouldn't be here. 586 00:37:27,749 --> 00:37:30,270 My reputation relies on my opinions being honest. 587 00:37:30,348 --> 00:37:32,348 If they could be bought, 588 00:37:32,428 --> 00:37:34,428 they wouldn't be worth much, would they? 589 00:37:38,348 --> 00:37:40,348 What's your opinion on this? 590 00:37:41,709 --> 00:37:43,709 Patience, please. 591 00:37:48,989 --> 00:37:50,989 Interesting. 592 00:37:56,989 --> 00:37:58,989 It hasn't been relined. 593 00:37:59,949 --> 00:38:02,069 And? 594 00:38:02,147 --> 00:38:05,147 And it's highly unusual. 595 00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:07,308 To find a piece in its original condition, 596 00:38:07,388 --> 00:38:09,627 like this, is... rare. 597 00:38:15,029 --> 00:38:17,029 Let's see. 598 00:38:19,709 --> 00:38:22,069 Ah. Candle wax. 599 00:38:24,828 --> 00:38:28,428 The thing about fakes, good fakes, 600 00:38:28,508 --> 00:38:31,187 is that they're completely perfect. 601 00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:33,270 Every stroke utterly perfect. 602 00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:37,147 But what about the flaws, Sean? 603 00:38:43,548 --> 00:38:46,270 TELEPHONE RINGING 604 00:38:53,428 --> 00:38:55,428 Michael, phone. 605 00:39:34,828 --> 00:39:36,828 Thanks very much for the Stubbs. 606 00:39:38,270 --> 00:39:40,270 Now be on your way. 607 00:39:43,749 --> 00:39:44,627 I think you need to get going. 608 00:39:44,709 --> 00:39:46,709 I want my money. 609 00:39:47,789 --> 00:39:49,789 And I want a free Ireland. 610 00:39:52,668 --> 00:39:53,989 We had a deal. 611 00:39:54,069 --> 00:39:56,069 SCOFFS Your deal's fucked. 612 00:39:58,868 --> 00:40:01,230 Now, leave. 613 00:40:01,308 --> 00:40:03,308 While you still can. 614 00:40:46,548 --> 00:40:49,868 You do know what we do with these paintings, don't you? 615 00:40:49,949 --> 00:40:51,949 I stay out of these things, Sean. 616 00:40:54,230 --> 00:40:56,230 We use them as collateral to buy arms for the struggle. 617 00:40:58,388 --> 00:41:00,749 As I say, I stay out of these things. 618 00:41:04,308 --> 00:41:06,308 Well, you're a hard bitch, right enough. 619 00:41:08,627 --> 00:41:10,627 I'll think you'll find I'm not hard, just practical. 620 00:41:14,989 --> 00:41:16,909 Do you fancy that drink now? 621 00:41:16,989 --> 00:41:18,989 I'm afraid I have another engagement. 622 00:41:20,789 --> 00:41:22,749 I really do... 623 00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:23,949 GRUNTS Police! Stay down! 624 00:41:24,029 --> 00:41:26,029 SHE GRUNTS 625 00:41:38,548 --> 00:41:40,548 - All right. - Get in. 626 00:41:48,709 --> 00:41:50,949 Good look, Joan. 627 00:41:51,029 --> 00:41:54,069 You been following me the whole time? 628 00:41:54,147 --> 00:41:56,147 I'm sorry. I tried to offer you a way out. 629 00:41:58,187 --> 00:42:01,147 Pigs. 630 00:42:01,230 --> 00:42:03,029 You're all the same. 631 00:42:03,107 --> 00:42:05,107 HE SIGHS Joan... 632 00:42:12,147 --> 00:42:14,107 MAN: 'Joan Hannington, you are remanded in custody, 633 00:42:14,187 --> 00:42:16,069 'and we are not granting you bail 634 00:42:16,147 --> 00:42:18,270 'because there are substantial grounds to believe 635 00:42:18,348 --> 00:42:19,949 'that you will not come back to court, 636 00:42:20,029 --> 00:42:22,107 'or you will commit another offence. 637 00:42:22,187 --> 00:42:24,468 'We believe this because of the nature and seriousness 638 00:42:24,548 --> 00:42:26,749 'of the offence and how you might be dealt with for it, 639 00:42:26,828 --> 00:42:28,428 'and because of your criminal record, 640 00:42:28,508 --> 00:42:30,868 'personal background and character. 641 00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:32,668 'You may apply to the Crown Court for bail in due course.' 642 00:42:32,749 --> 00:42:34,627 WOMAN: Don't you fucking hang up! 643 00:42:34,709 --> 00:42:36,709 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no! WOMAN 2: We're waiting! 644 00:42:36,789 --> 00:42:39,468 I've just arrived. I need to make some calls. 645 00:42:39,548 --> 00:42:41,548 I need to call my little girl. - I need to call MY daughter. 646 00:42:42,789 --> 00:42:44,789 Go on, we're waiting! 647 00:42:51,468 --> 00:42:54,069 RINGING TONE 648 00:42:54,147 --> 00:42:56,508 - 'Hello, 0-8-2-9?' - Mrs Ashbury? It's me, Joan. 649 00:42:56,587 --> 00:42:58,069 Can I speak to Kelly, please? 650 00:42:58,147 --> 00:42:59,909 SHOUTING 651 00:42:59,989 --> 00:43:01,868 'Joan? 652 00:43:01,949 --> 00:43:04,388 'Joan? 653 00:43:04,468 --> 00:43:06,508 'Joan.' - I said can you please... 654 00:43:06,587 --> 00:43:08,187 'I'm truly sorry, but I think it's better 655 00:43:08,270 --> 00:43:10,029 'if you don't speak to Kelly 656 00:43:10,107 --> 00:43:12,107 'while you're in your current environment.' 657 00:43:13,668 --> 00:43:16,989 - No, no, you can't do that... - 'As I say, I am sorry. 658 00:43:17,069 --> 00:43:19,069 'It's better for Kelly. You can see that, I'm sure.' 659 00:43:22,187 --> 00:43:25,388 DISCONNECT TONE 660 00:43:25,468 --> 00:43:27,187 GUARD: Calm down! What is going on? 661 00:43:27,270 --> 00:43:29,270 SHOUTING CONTINUES Calm down! 662 00:43:41,548 --> 00:43:44,709 ♪ Darling, don't you cry ♪ 663 00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:47,388 ♪ It's just for a while ♪ 664 00:43:47,468 --> 00:43:51,668 ♪ Cos you'll never be the girl If you let them rule ♪ 665 00:43:51,749 --> 00:43:54,749 ♪ Oh, no You'll never be the girl ♪ 666 00:43:54,828 --> 00:43:57,868 ♪ Till you kick those blues ♪ 667 00:43:57,949 --> 00:44:00,989 ♪ Go Go, glitter girl ♪ 668 00:44:01,069 --> 00:44:05,069 ♪ Get your glamor on Don't let the mirror fall ♪ 669 00:44:05,147 --> 00:44:07,147 ♪ Don't let them Near your soul ♪ 48210

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