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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:15,312 - Who is ? - The new judge arrived yesterday. 2 00:00:17,778 --> 00:00:20,199 - Hello. - Our respects ... 3 00:00:23,154 --> 00:00:25,674 - Judge? - Yes ... Judge. 4 00:00:25,905 --> 00:00:29,386 - It's dangerous ? - No, no ... he's a gentleman. 5 00:00:29,489 --> 00:00:31,628 Why are you talking so slowly about him? 6 00:00:31,794 --> 00:00:35,503 Because I'm cold! I lost my voice! 7 00:00:43,549 --> 00:00:49,746 GIOVANNONA LONG THREATS, DISHONORED WITH HONOR 8 00:00:51,123 --> 00:00:55,789 Translation and Adaptation: RRZXXX 9 00:00:55,953 --> 00:00:58,920 You're from the side of the place, What time do we expect? 10 00:00:59,057 --> 00:01:01,195 What would you like to know? 11 00:01:22,481 --> 00:01:24,303 This week, Lagano ... 12 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,309 What a bastard! 13 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,222 - That needs to be analyzed ... - Drugs ? 14 00:01:38,352 --> 00:01:42,313 No, contaminated river water. Send her to the laboratory in Catania. 15 00:01:42,544 --> 00:01:44,038 That's what I'm going to do. 16 00:02:22,447 --> 00:02:24,040 Come over. 17 00:02:24,623 --> 00:02:26,248 Hello, Mr. judge. 18 00:02:26,383 --> 00:02:29,798 The report came from the laboratory in Catania. 19 00:02:29,902 --> 00:02:34,310 - Okay, did you read it? - Yes, he says the water is polluted. 20 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:38,275 What a surprise, I didn't need it I know this from scientists! 21 00:02:38,478 --> 00:02:40,169 I want to know the cause! 22 00:02:40,270 --> 00:02:44,678 The report talks about banned substances. 23 00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:47,561 Pollution is caused of industrial discharges .. 24 00:02:47,758 --> 00:02:50,508 Probably made from a paint factory. 25 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,059 Great, we'll take action immediately ... 26 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:56,646 You're from the place Do you know of any factories near the river? 27 00:02:56,750 --> 00:03:00,841 There is only one ... milk processing. 28 00:03:01,165 --> 00:03:02,921 Straccolone ?! 29 00:03:06,733 --> 00:03:08,872 SCANDAL IN SICILY 30 00:03:09,326 --> 00:03:11,213 THE JUDGE FOUND THE SOURCE OF THE POLLUTION 31 00:03:11,277 --> 00:03:13,187 MILK PROCESSING FACTORY 32 00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:15,594 IT WAS CLOSED� 33 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:20,266 TOXIC BRONZE? INVESTIGATION IN DEVELOPMENT 34 00:03:21,261 --> 00:03:24,557 "STRACCOLONE" SCANDAL 35 00:03:37,261 --> 00:03:39,650 EARTHQUAKE IN ITALY 36 00:03:41,357 --> 00:03:45,350 Commander La Noce is in the office And it can't be bothered. 37 00:03:45,453 --> 00:03:48,748 I repeat, he is busy Try again! 38 00:04:31,403 --> 00:04:34,502 Be careful, the typewriter and may cause a shock. 39 00:04:48,107 --> 00:04:49,994 Albertini! 40 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:56,676 Albertini! 41 00:04:56,747 --> 00:04:58,405 Where are you ?! 42 00:04:58,634 --> 00:05:02,791 - Say do-do-sir ... - Albertini, you should relax. 43 00:05:02,890 --> 00:05:07,047 If you are upset, you will stumble if you're blb�i m� sup�r, ok? 44 00:05:07,146 --> 00:05:10,146 - Yes, sir... "Give me a cigar." 45 00:05:23,818 --> 00:05:26,338 - I finished... - Okay, drop it. 46 00:05:26,698 --> 00:05:29,316 Did you find anything "honorable"? 47 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:33,127 I've spent the last two days giving phones ... 48 00:05:33,258 --> 00:05:35,754 ... all "honorable" from Italy are busy .. 49 00:05:35,754 --> 00:05:39,944 I knew it! The moment people they need their representatives ... 50 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:45,987 We need to find Mr. Zuzzu, He always helps us! 51 00:05:46,089 --> 00:05:47,583 - I did it. - Did he hit you? 52 00:05:47,690 --> 00:05:49,959 - Yes, with a pot. - Have you been to a kitchen? 53 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:54,051 No, in a clinic ... it was ceramic, what they call a night pot. 54 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,041 - Is he sick? - Hepatitis. 55 00:05:56,169 --> 00:05:58,024 He says they were our free samples. 56 00:05:58,121 --> 00:06:01,383 Hell, you know that you shouldn't eat your cheese! 57 00:06:01,513 --> 00:06:05,736 What can I do? Our brochure ours is the only edible product! 58 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,043 It's late ... 59 00:06:07,145 --> 00:06:11,488 Sure ! You are relaxed because you don't lose money! 60 00:06:11,592 --> 00:06:15,935 If I go bankrupt, your ass reaches the street! 61 00:06:16,137 --> 00:06:20,926 Try to laugh when You're in shit so far. 62 00:06:21,352 --> 00:06:23,043 - Excuse me, S-sefu '... - You're an idiot! 63 00:06:23,976 --> 00:06:25,220 - What the ?! - Commander ... 64 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,010 Did you listen? 65 00:06:27,145 --> 00:06:30,079 Don't you want to know how we are? Terrible, my beautiful! 66 00:06:30,216 --> 00:06:35,399 But with these breasts, You don't have to worry. 67 00:06:35,592 --> 00:06:38,658 But I'm gone! I'm going abroad, I'm emigrating! 68 00:06:38,792 --> 00:06:42,370 I'm going to Mexico, Peru, Lake Titicaca. 69 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,284 - What lake? - Who knows? 70 00:06:45,416 --> 00:06:48,067 I think I could show up on TV. 71 00:06:48,296 --> 00:06:51,263 - As an employee? - No, p-p-presenter. 72 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,702 - I went to the contest! - How was it ? 73 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:56,647 - F-f-formidable! - Why would he hire you? 74 00:06:56,775 --> 00:06:59,426 They said I was an anarchist! 75 00:07:10,759 --> 00:07:12,963 What planet do they live on ?! 76 00:07:13,287 --> 00:07:14,880 Leave him alone! 77 00:07:15,079 --> 00:07:16,770 - Can't you sleep? - Not ! 78 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:20,351 I don't want to be the only person awake. 79 00:07:20,455 --> 00:07:22,528 I realized ! 80 00:07:31,975 --> 00:07:34,463 - Good morning! - Hello, who's there? 81 00:07:34,599 --> 00:07:37,665 - Albertini? - You look far ... 82 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:39,261 Albertini! 83 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:46,367 - Hello? - I knew it! You slept, didn't you? 84 00:07:46,471 --> 00:07:50,726 No, no, not at all! Who sleeps at 2 in the morning? 85 00:07:50,823 --> 00:07:55,270 I don't care, I'm awake! How do we do with Pedicotti! 86 00:07:55,270 --> 00:07:57,058 - With whom - With Pedicotti! 87 00:07:57,190 --> 00:07:58,880 - Who is ? - Stupid! 88 00:07:58,982 --> 00:08:01,851 He was undersecretary for two years at the Ministry of Industry. 89 00:08:01,990 --> 00:08:05,764 He's an important politician, could become a minister ... 90 00:08:05,926 --> 00:08:10,628 ... And I don't even know him! We have to court certain people ... 91 00:08:10,854 --> 00:08:14,432 ... like you, beautiful! 92 00:08:14,725 --> 00:08:19,002 You're right, but with P-Pedicotti we have an advantage ... 93 00:08:19,110 --> 00:08:20,386 ... we are still "virgins". 94 00:08:20,485 --> 00:08:23,649 You won't be around long, One day I'll touch your ass. 95 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:27,743 Not ! "Virgins", in the sense of Pedicotti Not yet received ... 96 00:08:27,909 --> 00:08:31,684 ... our free samples! - That's right, that's true ... 97 00:08:31,781 --> 00:08:37,149 ... but how can we get to him? - Through someone in his party. 98 00:08:39,397 --> 00:08:41,153 Wait, wait 99 00:08:45,541 --> 00:08:47,843 Martha, how are you? 100 00:08:47,972 --> 00:08:52,064 Holy Virgin, do not tempt me! It's been 40 hours ... 101 00:08:52,197 --> 00:08:55,546 Who cares, do it for six days if you want 102 00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:57,572 ... to Milan-San Remo, or whatever else comes to mind! 103 00:08:57,765 --> 00:09:01,987 Hello, Albertini? Did I have an idea ... Albertini? 104 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:05,279 "Moron!" - Hello, who am I talking to? 105 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:08,348 Damn you ! You fell asleep ? 106 00:09:08,452 --> 00:09:13,722 - No, I'm insomniac! - Good. I have an ideea. 107 00:09:13,828 --> 00:09:16,730 Remember? Monsignor Alatri, Did he organize the "Children's City"? 108 00:09:16,836 --> 00:09:19,683 - I was about to mention him! - I did it! 109 00:09:20,452 --> 00:09:21,794 We need to find him right away. 110 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,988 I want to see him tomorrow. Only the Rocca Pizzo ... 111 00:09:25,220 --> 00:09:27,162 ... and make a reservation in Catania. 112 00:09:27,396 --> 00:09:32,797 - Should I call now at 2 AM? - Sure ... you're insomniac. 113 00:09:34,884 --> 00:09:38,844 Yes ... but not the monsignor! 114 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:47,099 I don't call the suburbs, but I paid the phone bill. 115 00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:54,813 - How was the flight? - Superb, sir. 116 00:09:54,915 --> 00:09:59,584 ... a wonderful hour. Catania is so far away! 117 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:05,027 What a wonderful day ... Do you want a "cannoli"? 118 00:10:05,027 --> 00:10:09,216 No, don't tempt me ... offer it is generous, however. 119 00:10:09,411 --> 00:10:11,298 I hope you don't lie to your wife ... 120 00:10:11,394 --> 00:10:14,940 Why should I lie to my wife? if you take an extra "cannolo"? 121 00:10:15,074 --> 00:10:18,457 I was referring to the land on which you made it available for "Children's City" 122 00:10:18,626 --> 00:10:20,415 You're right I forgot ... 123 00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:23,677 - Also, your wife, you know? - Yes of course... 124 00:10:23,907 --> 00:10:26,328 As you know, Martha is a devoted wife. 125 00:10:26,562 --> 00:10:30,719 This reassures me. Clotilde, Do you want to bring the contract, please? 126 00:10:30,883 --> 00:10:32,224 Immediately, Monsignor ... 127 00:10:32,451 --> 00:10:35,265 I don't think he will oppose one small formalities ... 128 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:38,489 - What is it ? - A commitment ... 129 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:42,335 Your secretary mentioned the reason for the visit ... 130 00:10:42,466 --> 00:10:45,881 ... so I prepared a small amendment. 131 00:10:46,018 --> 00:10:47,708 I see, you're wasting your time ... 132 00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:52,218 My motto is, "The Road to Paradise they are infinite, and should be well covered. " 133 00:10:52,321 --> 00:10:54,466 That's good! 134 00:10:54,466 --> 00:10:59,419 - Do you want to sign? - Yes, yes, no, no, but ... 135 00:10:59,649 --> 00:11:02,497 ... I don't have a pen! - Here, a very good Japanese one! 136 00:11:02,593 --> 00:11:06,171 - You can write 24 hours a day nonstop. - Nice ... you bastard! 137 00:11:06,273 --> 00:11:10,780 24 hours nonstop, Japanese ... here, monsignor. 138 00:11:10,881 --> 00:11:13,729 I want to take advantage of this meeting to ask you ... 139 00:11:13,825 --> 00:11:16,346 I know, sir ... 140 00:11:16,641 --> 00:11:20,896 - Did he tell you anything? - He didn't tell me anything, everyone knows your problem ... 141 00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:26,687 Lies! Chemicals are used to purify ... 142 00:11:26,817 --> 00:11:30,395 If you find a gram of them �n br�nz� ... 143 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:33,626 ... I'm becoming a priest! I mean ... it's outrageous! 144 00:11:33,825 --> 00:11:38,396 Sure, but in such cases you need the highest level of support ... 145 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:42,008 - We thought of Pedicotti ... - An excellent choice. 146 00:11:42,816 --> 00:11:46,165 He is a devout Christian, a man of great honor. 147 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:52,055 He lives in the country with his wife Maria Annunziata, known as Mary. 148 00:11:52,192 --> 00:11:53,369 - A big woman ... - Virtue? 149 00:11:53,536 --> 00:11:54,714 No, stature. 150 00:11:54,912 --> 00:11:57,333 They go with their secretary, Eufemia ... 151 00:11:57,472 --> 00:12:00,704 ... at church every Sunday. 152 00:12:00,704 --> 00:12:05,493 Carmelo Pedicotti is the right man, His power is unlimited. 153 00:12:05,631 --> 00:12:09,308 His word is law, his desire commands. 154 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,157 In the province of Rocca Pizzo, the weather is beautiful. 155 00:12:12,255 --> 00:12:14,335 So if it rains tomorrow, we'll know who to blame! 156 00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:17,684 We won't have any problems Let's meet him on Sunday. 157 00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:21,823 - There are other problems ... - Who's upset, crook? 158 00:12:21,823 --> 00:12:24,125 - No, he's honest ... - Then it's solved! 159 00:12:54,015 --> 00:12:58,488 Mr. Pedicotti! Can we change two words? 160 00:12:58,590 --> 00:13:02,202 Ah, monsignor! Waiting for the car, Mary ... 161 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,026 Come with me... 162 00:13:04,127 --> 00:13:07,258 Ladies and gentlemen, I want to introduce you with two friends ... 163 00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:10,838 ... Mr. La Noce and his secretary, Albertini. 164 00:13:10,942 --> 00:13:13,211 My secretary, Eufemia. 165 00:13:13,374 --> 00:13:17,236 Mr. La Noce is the owner Straccolone, cheese factory ... 166 00:13:17,438 --> 00:13:21,180 ... which is, as you know, the victim of an unfortunate mistake. 167 00:13:21,406 --> 00:13:25,821 116,000 errors occur in Italy Every day! 168 00:13:25,821 --> 00:13:30,229 - You are a person with a lot ... - I'm just a deputy ... 169 00:13:30,365 --> 00:13:32,405 Yes, but everyone says you're great ... 170 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:37,339 ... that is, a great supporter of the people, who will be the minister. 171 00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:41,561 Thank you for your words. The elections are coming soon ... 172 00:13:41,693 --> 00:13:46,330 ... and everything will be fine! Excuse me, my wife is waiting in the car! 173 00:13:46,461 --> 00:13:48,917 - I'll drive you. - Thanks ... 174 00:13:49,053 --> 00:13:51,289 - Alt� f�c�tur�! - Believe ? 175 00:13:51,389 --> 00:13:53,844 Didn't you hear him? He wants to establish the truth. 176 00:13:53,981 --> 00:13:57,778 Sir, we have to make a drastic decision. 177 00:13:57,885 --> 00:14:02,773 - Don't say nonsense ... - I'm not saying anything stupid. 178 00:14:09,564 --> 00:14:12,084 This will not end like this! 179 00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:15,928 The priest made fun of me! 180 00:14:16,252 --> 00:14:19,667 He also took the field with Pedicotti he didn't even speak! 181 00:14:19,772 --> 00:14:24,594 "It's been three days!" - Pedicotti must have a weakness ... 182 00:14:24,924 --> 00:14:28,022 ... And if we find the weak point we would get out! 183 00:14:28,156 --> 00:14:33,276 Talk to you soon and keep up the good content. but you're just talking nonsense like usual! 184 00:14:33,276 --> 00:14:37,945 I know all about Pedicotti past or present ... 185 00:14:38,524 --> 00:14:41,590 Don't steal, don't speculate, she has no illegitimate children ... 186 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,625 ... don't blackmail, don't smuggle, Don't take drugs ... 187 00:14:44,764 --> 00:14:48,822 ... And being from Sicily It has nothing to do with the mafia! 188 00:14:49,372 --> 00:14:51,347 What a terrible man! 189 00:14:54,843 --> 00:14:58,072 - What is it ? - A priest from Monsignor Alatri. 190 00:14:58,204 --> 00:15:01,051 Come in! 191 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:06,512 The man of providence has come. Open quickly ... 192 00:15:07,227 --> 00:15:08,795 Please ... 193 00:15:08,795 --> 00:15:11,031 Hello. Mr. La Noce? 194 00:15:11,163 --> 00:15:13,203 Yes, I am, please take a seat ... 195 00:15:13,499 --> 00:15:16,630 So, Monsignor Alatri, is there anything new? 196 00:15:17,403 --> 00:15:19,923 Honestly, I don't know if I can talk ... 197 00:15:20,027 --> 00:15:23,889 Speak quietly, they are my collaborators. 198 00:15:23,994 --> 00:15:27,223 I have an explosive document about a certain gentleman ... 199 00:15:27,386 --> 00:15:30,615 - Pedicotti ?! - I can't tell you the name ... 200 00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:33,428 I knew this gentleman, which we can't name ... 201 00:15:33,658 --> 00:15:38,480 ... has the heel of A-A-Achilles! 202 00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:41,938 He is the engineer of De Vitis, our lord helped him get ... 203 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,857 ... the famous project "Riva dei Ciclopi" 204 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,850 This is the wife of engineer De Vittis ... 205 00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:52,816 Oh gosh ! 206 00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:56,119 - Can I change ... - Not ! Oh, please. 207 00:15:56,346 --> 00:16:00,120 This is Professor Tamigiani, which our lord helped ... 208 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,283 ... to open clinics in Palermo, but as a doctor, Tamigiani ... 209 00:16:03,449 --> 00:16:06,832 ... it's p-p-prätie! 210 00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:10,839 This is Tamigiani's wife ... 211 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,785 - All hell! "Disappear, Satan!" 212 00:16:14,009 --> 00:16:15,285 Yes, we continue, Reverend! 213 00:16:15,897 --> 00:16:17,337 This is Professor Voccia ... 214 00:16:17,337 --> 00:16:20,054 ... which our lord helped with an invention ... 215 00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,837 ... worth 200 million. 216 00:16:25,273 --> 00:16:28,982 This is Mrs. Voccia, God forbid! 217 00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:56,791 What a figure Mr. Pedicotti is! 218 00:16:57,688 --> 00:16:59,957 He commissions for the wives of others. 219 00:17:00,952 --> 00:17:05,807 - Sir, we're in books! - Albertini, shut up and think. 220 00:17:05,944 --> 00:17:08,504 What do you want me to do, put my wife to sleep with him? 221 00:17:08,504 --> 00:17:12,696 Knowing your wife, you'd better send the monsignor! 222 00:17:12,696 --> 00:17:15,598 Albertini, you must be exhausted ... 223 00:17:15,736 --> 00:17:18,932 ... take two days off! 224 00:17:19,031 --> 00:17:23,766 - Sir, I have an idea. - This time I'm going to shoot you! 225 00:17:23,864 --> 00:17:27,758 Listen ... your wife only knows "the house and the church", nobody knows her ... 226 00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:31,027 Why don't we replace her with another woman? 227 00:17:31,127 --> 00:17:35,600 With a beautiful girl like Luisella ... 228 00:17:35,703 --> 00:17:37,328 Are you crazy? 229 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,246 My friend plays basketball and is 1.95 meters tall! 230 00:17:40,343 --> 00:17:44,173 Ask him out well if he is no longer absorbed in the connection. Can I leave, sir? 231 00:17:44,407 --> 00:17:46,828 Goodbye ! What's on your mind? 232 00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:50,764 It was just a suggestion ... you know How much better can I find than her? 233 00:17:50,839 --> 00:17:54,221 I have a flawless plan! 234 00:17:54,454 --> 00:17:57,324 Pedicotti takes Friday night the night train from Rocca Pizzo ... 235 00:17:57,430 --> 00:18:02,220 ... and we have to find a beautiful girl to get on the train with you ... 236 00:18:02,327 --> 00:18:05,044 ... that you introduced yourself as a wife! Do you understand them? 237 00:18:05,143 --> 00:18:09,037 You didn't stutter at all, so it's not a bad idea. 238 00:18:09,430 --> 00:18:13,653 - If I can't find her, I'll cut her ... 239 00:18:13,782 --> 00:18:17,579 - I'll take it! - NOT that one ... cut my hair! 240 00:18:18,454 --> 00:18:22,283 Thanks to modern technology, you can do it with a button! 241 00:18:27,158 --> 00:18:29,045 - Hi, can I help you? - See, I'd like to ... 242 00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,508 - Car, house or boat? - "A girl for Friday." 243 00:18:31,637 --> 00:18:34,125 - Be more explicit. - "A girl for all friends." 244 00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:36,783 - Continu�. - A lost woman ... 245 00:18:36,886 --> 00:18:38,773 - Be clear. - A bitch, okay ?! 246 00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:40,625 Okay last on the left. 247 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:49,195 - Hello. - How can I help you? 248 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:50,991 Mrs. from the office he sent me ... 249 00:18:51,093 --> 00:18:54,835 ... I'm looking for a special friend. - Tell me what you prefer ... 250 00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:57,835 Tall, short, fat, thin blonde, redhead or brunette? 251 00:18:57,941 --> 00:19:01,040 Honestly, not for me, but for a friend ... 252 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:02,831 Don't know her preferences? 253 00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:06,859 - It has to be d-d-d-d ... - Danish? 254 00:19:06,997 --> 00:19:11,819 No, honey. One that beats your heart faster when you see her. 255 00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:14,256 Of course, let's see what we find ... 256 00:19:15,444 --> 00:19:18,095 Blonde, big breasts, 160-180 cm ... 257 00:19:18,613 --> 00:19:21,428 And, I'm sorry, let it be your talk ... 258 00:19:21,556 --> 00:19:23,945 I'll put "good with fast language" 259 00:19:24,436 --> 00:19:25,778 Perfect ! 260 00:19:27,636 --> 00:19:33,616 We will look for Turin and Venice are the best places. 261 00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:37,775 The electronic brain will give us the answer in 10 seconds. 262 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,569 See how fast it is? 263 00:19:42,804 --> 00:19:49,678 Miss G.R., number 116, will leave with Alitalia from Milan at 15:10 ... 264 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:53,457 ... will arrive in Rome at 4:10 p.m. 265 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:17,451 - And will you recognize her? - No, I've never seen her ... 266 00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:21,842 And as we do, we will stop all the blondes we meet? 267 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,833 We are in the hands of the electronic brain, who organizes everything perfectly. 268 00:20:25,939 --> 00:20:30,379 The girl is going to a ton of newspapers He will buy the "Brescia Courier". 269 00:20:32,819 --> 00:20:34,095 - ...l-�l ... - Of course ... 270 00:20:34,195 --> 00:20:36,137 No, I mean ... fuck! 271 00:20:47,762 --> 00:20:50,926 - She must be ... - Relax, we'll find out right away. 272 00:20:51,027 --> 00:20:54,769 - "Bergamo newspaper", please. - Isn't the "Brescia Courier" better? 273 00:20:54,994 --> 00:20:57,863 - Why ? - Bergamo and Brescia are neighbors, aren't they? 274 00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:01,200 Not. 275 00:21:04,818 --> 00:21:07,240 When you make love, do you talk to your husband? 276 00:21:07,409 --> 00:21:09,232 Only if they call ... 277 00:21:20,561 --> 00:21:22,601 "The courier from Brescia", please ... 278 00:21:22,706 --> 00:21:24,080 Thank you. 279 00:21:26,609 --> 00:21:30,831 - Are you from Brescia? - Yes, I'm Mr. G.R. 116. 280 00:21:30,929 --> 00:21:35,152 - Incredible! - What the ?! How do I deal with it? 281 00:21:35,281 --> 00:21:38,033 Men are good to me I don't mind. 282 00:21:38,033 --> 00:21:41,262 Impossible, the electronic brain never make a mistake. 283 00:21:41,393 --> 00:21:44,175 You're right, I'm a mistake. 284 00:21:44,305 --> 00:21:47,916 I've been making a mistake since my father conceived me. 285 00:21:47,984 --> 00:21:51,333 Stop laughing. You think your father he did everything right! 286 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:59,238 Sure, an electronic brain with cheese balls! 287 00:21:59,344 --> 00:22:02,988 If you had asked for an assassin, He would have sent me an aircraft carrier! 288 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:07,725 I don't want to hear a harp or a chinese translator ... 289 00:22:07,856 --> 00:22:09,645 ... I want a T�RF�! 290 00:22:10,928 --> 00:22:14,376 291 00:22:14,544 --> 00:22:18,057 292 00:22:21,744 --> 00:22:23,085 Bun� ! 293 00:22:23,184 --> 00:22:27,079 These girls have chosen a bad path ... nobody passes by here! 294 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,702 Boy, are you afraid of us? 295 00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:31,724 Not... 296 00:22:32,047 --> 00:22:34,917 I can't take one who does this for a "life" ... 297 00:22:37,264 --> 00:22:39,565 If you make it a "life" should be "dead" 298 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,749 If you present one as Mrs. La Noce, dna. "church and house" ... 299 00:22:44,912 --> 00:22:47,846 ... Mister. Pedicotti convert to Islam! 300 00:22:47,983 --> 00:22:50,023 Honey, what do you want me to do for you? 301 00:22:50,927 --> 00:22:53,382 Come on, you don't pay taxes here! 302 00:23:27,438 --> 00:23:31,180 - Are you waiting for someone? - Yes, customers. 303 00:23:32,270 --> 00:23:34,790 - You're new ... - Yes. 304 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:38,826 Perfect, what I'm looking for ... Come on up! 305 00:23:39,278 --> 00:23:44,035 - 5,000 pounds. "So much?" Come on up! 306 00:23:54,957 --> 00:23:58,056 "What's your name?" - Coco. 307 00:23:58,189 --> 00:24:01,189 - Are you kidding me? - No, my name is Coco. 308 00:24:01,806 --> 00:24:04,194 Coco ... name doesn't matter ... 309 00:24:04,301 --> 00:24:09,516 Would you like to earn a lot of money? 310 00:24:09,645 --> 00:24:13,223 - Robertuzzo said 5,000. - Who? Ah, your fish ... 311 00:24:13,837 --> 00:24:17,667 If you offer 400,000 for two days ... 312 00:24:17,741 --> 00:24:20,904 ... would Robertuzzo be fe-fe (co-co) ... - I'm Coco! 313 00:24:21,005 --> 00:24:25,260 - Fe-Fe-happy, I meant! - I know ... 314 00:24:25,389 --> 00:24:28,705 Don't you talk too much? Okay, I like that! 315 00:24:28,844 --> 00:24:34,220 A woman who will ... I'll tell you later! 316 00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:37,832 So, do you work two days for me? 317 00:24:38,285 --> 00:24:40,008 - Well OK... - Do we have a deal? 318 00:24:40,236 --> 00:24:44,033 "What about Robert?" - Don't worry, I'll take care of ... 319 00:24:44,172 --> 00:24:47,718 We'll write him a note And we'll leave him at his house ... 320 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:52,806 Of course everything will remain between the two of us. as the Frenchman would say, "entraineuse"! 321 00:24:59,084 --> 00:25:00,513 Come in, come in ... 322 00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:02,918 To the left. 323 00:25:03,563 --> 00:25:05,058 I'm going to show you ... 324 00:25:05,835 --> 00:25:07,493 The first time I shared it with my mother ... 325 00:25:07,563 --> 00:25:11,786 ... but she went to the country. So it's all mine ... 326 00:25:12,748 --> 00:25:17,155 God, what a disaster! We'll work it out later ... 327 00:25:23,275 --> 00:25:28,097 Are you the queen of speed? This is Rome, not Monza! 328 00:25:28,491 --> 00:25:30,760 I don't understand if you speak, but you have to to undress without warning? 329 00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:35,243 You're La Noce's wife now, And you have to stay dressed ... 330 00:25:35,371 --> 00:25:39,364 You can undress only when Pedicotti asks ... 331 00:25:40,298 --> 00:25:43,527 Coco, do you understand or not? 332 00:25:47,915 --> 00:25:50,500 We need to hurry, the train leaves at 19:00 ... 333 00:25:50,571 --> 00:25:54,182 Wait, I need to buy you some clothes. 334 00:25:54,315 --> 00:25:56,038 Take action ... 335 00:26:00,714 --> 00:26:02,601 98 ... 336 00:26:03,402 --> 00:26:06,304 98 ... when you think about it, like these breasts ... 337 00:26:06,442 --> 00:26:08,384 ... the lives of a lot of people depend on it! 338 00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:11,109 - A hundred? - You don't have to meet them directly! 339 00:26:11,242 --> 00:26:14,722 The moment you get along with Pedicotti, they will return to work ... 340 00:26:15,913 --> 00:26:17,768 110. 341 00:26:18,889 --> 00:26:22,751 Oh gosh... I'm about to ruin everything! 342 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:27,207 - Hello? - Damn, where the hell are you? 343 00:26:27,337 --> 00:26:30,436 Wait before you hit me, you should see ... 344 00:26:30,538 --> 00:26:32,392 What the hell did you do ?! 345 00:26:32,522 --> 00:26:37,311 - I'm here and here ... - Did you find the girl, yes or no? 346 00:26:37,961 --> 00:26:42,085 - Yes ... she's beautiful "Albertini!" 347 00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:48,033 Beautiful, real, palpable! 348 00:26:55,785 --> 00:26:58,240 - You're so sweet! - Me? 349 00:26:58,377 --> 00:27:01,094 Yes, sweet and righteous! 350 00:27:01,673 --> 00:27:06,855 With your help, I will be the happiest woman in the world! 351 00:27:10,761 --> 00:27:16,194 - You can't talk like that! - Why ? Robertuzzo will never know! 352 00:27:19,209 --> 00:27:21,183 What the hell is wrong with you? 353 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:28,390 - Shit, I didn't notice how you spoke! - You know, I'm very shy ... 354 00:27:28,776 --> 00:27:31,361 But with you I feel free to say what I like! 355 00:27:31,464 --> 00:27:33,700 Shut up! 356 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:39,681 You sure know how to make a woman happy ... 357 00:27:39,912 --> 00:27:42,984 "Unlike Robertuzzo!" - Coco, shut up! 358 00:27:42,984 --> 00:27:47,206 When something doesn't suit him, don't beat "my head sounds like water" ... 359 00:27:47,336 --> 00:27:51,907 Coco, we're in big trouble! You can't pretend to be La Noce's wife! 360 00:27:52,167 --> 00:27:54,818 Do you know what? I don't care ... 361 00:27:55,143 --> 00:27:58,492 - With you I would like to ... - Oh gosh ! 362 00:27:58,727 --> 00:28:00,996 I should swallow the dictionary! 363 00:28:01,127 --> 00:28:02,534 Albertini! 364 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,063 What the hell are you doing ?! 365 00:28:04,167 --> 00:28:08,924 Finally, truly splendid Delighted! 366 00:28:09,031 --> 00:28:12,708 Sir, she's pro-pro ... 367 00:28:12,839 --> 00:28:17,511 - I can say, delightful! - Mister. At Noce, do you go by this train? 368 00:28:17,511 --> 00:28:21,602 Yes, a business trip, something very important ... 369 00:28:21,703 --> 00:28:25,347 ... to introduce you to my wife. - Delighted, ma'am ... 370 00:28:25,543 --> 00:28:27,004 Congratulations on your beauty! 371 00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:30,435 And my secretary, in fact, my right arm ... 372 00:28:30,503 --> 00:28:33,638 Incomparable, irreplaceable man ... 373 00:28:33,638 --> 00:28:37,794 ... for him, I could lose And the train and the business ... 374 00:28:37,894 --> 00:28:41,788 - Sir, really ... - What do you want ?! 375 00:28:41,894 --> 00:28:44,163 - We need to talk! - What happened? 376 00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:46,178 I'll tell you! 377 00:28:46,310 --> 00:28:50,500 - Don't push me, are you crazy ?! - We have to be alone! 378 00:28:50,630 --> 00:28:53,158 I don't want to be alone with you! 379 00:28:53,158 --> 00:28:57,314 Do you want to know ... it's really important! 380 00:28:57,541 --> 00:28:59,680 Daddy, come back to your place! 381 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:04,500 Shameless self-promotion for Ballistic Products and a great bargain on a neat little knife for you 382 00:29:05,414 --> 00:29:11,742 Not ! Not ! I was cursed since I met you! 383 00:29:13,381 --> 00:29:15,869 Beautiful here! Beautiful ! 384 00:29:16,037 --> 00:29:18,557 Let's pretend I'm hurt And you are my assistant! 385 00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:24,101 - You're so beautiful! - Do you want to meet my brother? 386 00:29:24,101 --> 00:29:27,679 Come here, beautiful You're on the wrong train! 387 00:29:27,909 --> 00:29:29,370 I'm done with this! 388 00:29:29,861 --> 00:29:32,381 - Get inside, move! - Get your hands off me! 389 00:29:32,549 --> 00:29:34,459 - You'll pay for it! - Yes, of course ... 390 00:29:36,965 --> 00:29:41,340 Idiot, at the last minute you're telling me it won't work ... why ?! 391 00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:43,994 Every two words she says "fuck"! 392 00:29:44,228 --> 00:29:49,563 I don't say no! "Damn it!" I just said I like him ... 393 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:52,384 But I have to go to bed ... 394 00:29:52,484 --> 00:29:56,761 With Walnut, With Pedicotti, with the master of ceremonies, who the hell knows 395 00:29:56,868 --> 00:30:01,276 - Do you always talk like that? - No, worse! 396 00:30:02,052 --> 00:30:04,507 Didn't you realize earlier? 397 00:30:04,612 --> 00:30:07,197 I was looking for a double, not a Nobel Prize winner! 398 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:10,115 - Get her off the train! - WHAT THE ?! 399 00:30:12,484 --> 00:30:14,142 It's too late now ... 400 00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:17,697 - You're fired! - No train? 401 00:30:17,796 --> 00:30:19,683 - Yes. - Dismissed on a moving train? 402 00:30:19,747 --> 00:30:22,136 - Yes ! - I understand ... 403 00:30:22,212 --> 00:30:25,027 I'm a mistake, I have no reason to live! 404 00:30:25,219 --> 00:30:26,975 Give me a rope! 405 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,384 What are you doing to hang yourself? 406 00:30:28,515 --> 00:30:31,068 No, I'll stop the suitcase never mind! 407 00:30:31,267 --> 00:30:33,503 Go to hell with your suitcase! 408 00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:43,170 Dle. Are you on a train? 409 00:30:43,267 --> 00:30:45,656 Like every Friday ... 410 00:30:45,891 --> 00:30:51,161 Lemon juice with a spoon of baking soda and sugar, please ... 411 00:30:51,299 --> 00:30:53,568 ... and a fernet wine for the lady. 412 00:30:53,794 --> 00:30:56,729 Dle. Peticotti, this is the day of the meetings for you! 413 00:30:56,867 --> 00:31:00,828 Attorney Rossi, Colonel Maccicch, and La Noce! 414 00:31:00,930 --> 00:31:05,884 - You know La Noce, sir. ? - La Noce ... Do we know La Noce? 415 00:31:05,986 --> 00:31:10,525 Yes sir, the Romanian industry with factory in Rocca Pizzo. 416 00:31:10,658 --> 00:31:14,750 Monsignor Alatri introduced him to you, we had to meet him ... 417 00:31:15,170 --> 00:31:16,250 Did he talk to me? 418 00:31:16,354 --> 00:31:20,445 Yes, on a Sunday afternoon, a very interesting person. 419 00:31:20,673 --> 00:31:27,264 Now I remember. An industry with a rather unfortunate situation ... 420 00:31:27,393 --> 00:31:28,920 But you should see his wife! 421 00:31:30,146 --> 00:31:32,055 "Is it beautiful?" - Incredibly beautiful! 422 00:31:32,193 --> 00:31:34,648 - Did you meet her? "I haven't had the honor yet ..." 423 00:31:34,754 --> 00:31:38,944 - It's a miracle! - Her husband must be very jealous! 424 00:31:39,073 --> 00:31:41,375 In fact, she's hiding it! 425 00:31:41,505 --> 00:31:46,142 But he has to come to dinner, So I have to get her in the dining car. 426 00:31:50,817 --> 00:31:55,673 I bring you sandwiches, but don't move from here. 427 00:31:55,777 --> 00:31:59,901 - Good luck ... - And you, honorable ... 428 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:02,237 - Goodbye... - Your wine. 429 00:32:02,497 --> 00:32:04,352 - Hello. - Hello... 430 00:32:07,745 --> 00:32:11,160 - Mr. La Noce ... "Mr. La Noce!" 431 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:15,072 - My dear friend ! - We were just talking about you ... 432 00:32:15,169 --> 00:32:16,827 I hope so! 433 00:32:17,024 --> 00:32:20,919 Don't be modest, how else? 434 00:32:21,056 --> 00:32:24,798 - You are a special woman - How can we talk? 435 00:32:24,929 --> 00:32:28,224 - I don't want to bother you ... - Don't bother us. 436 00:32:28,352 --> 00:32:33,371 To show my sympathy I invite you and my wife to dinner 437 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:37,597 With ... with his wife? Sure ? 438 00:32:37,696 --> 00:32:40,379 I know she's on the train too ... 439 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,716 ... but a "hidden" one. 440 00:32:42,944 --> 00:32:45,333 I hope you don't want to insult me refusing me! 441 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,287 I would never like it ... 442 00:33:25,118 --> 00:33:29,308 I was glad I had another meal ... 443 00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:31,519 ... so we're not crowded! - Yes, we are not crowded ... 444 00:33:31,519 --> 00:33:35,130 It's so good here and this Fruit salad and delicious ... 445 00:33:35,294 --> 00:33:37,563 Yes, really great ... 446 00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:44,855 I see the lady she doesn't really like fruit salad. 447 00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:47,454 By no means do you love her, She's crazy about it! 448 00:33:47,454 --> 00:33:52,571 - Sir, do you go to Sicily often? - Yes, whenever possible! 449 00:33:53,086 --> 00:33:54,908 Do you know Sicily? 450 00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:59,770 No, he doesn't know her, but you're so right to take a little vacation ... 451 00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:01,561 I do it as many times as I can! 452 00:34:01,662 --> 00:34:07,325 I'm very busy this week, I need to organize my library ... 453 00:34:07,550 --> 00:34:11,934 Euphemism, by the way ... I suggest you go to bed ... 454 00:34:11,934 --> 00:34:15,032 ... you will have a full day tomorrow. - Actually, I ... 455 00:34:15,166 --> 00:34:18,100 Go, go! Guests will apologize ... 456 00:34:18,493 --> 00:34:21,974 - Good night, everyone! - Have a good dream, ma'am. 457 00:34:22,206 --> 00:34:24,246 Sent from heaven ... 458 00:34:24,765 --> 00:34:27,318 Thank you, and ... 459 00:34:29,789 --> 00:34:31,098 Goodbye... 460 00:34:31,293 --> 00:34:32,471 I'm sorry ... 461 00:34:32,605 --> 00:34:36,118 It was my fault, I have a way ... 462 00:34:36,637 --> 00:34:39,670 Wait, wait! 463 00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:41,689 No, don't worry ... 464 00:34:41,853 --> 00:34:45,682 No, ma'am, you don't have to do this ... 465 00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:49,116 ... I'm deeply moved ... 466 00:34:49,277 --> 00:34:52,538 ... I can't afford ... 467 00:34:52,669 --> 00:34:54,360 ... well, what the hell ... 468 00:34:59,645 --> 00:35:01,652 I'm Peticotti's secretary. 469 00:35:01,788 --> 00:35:03,675 - A pleasure ... - Not for me. 470 00:35:03,900 --> 00:35:08,537 You gave him the booth number, And my cabin no.3. Is too far. 471 00:35:08,668 --> 00:35:11,035 - Who has the number 6? - Please check ... 472 00:35:11,260 --> 00:35:14,076 Mr. Straccolone, Which also has the number 5 ... 473 00:35:14,076 --> 00:35:18,680 This is not a man, this is a company, It is reserved for 3 people. 474 00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:20,722 So, is there a vacant cabin next to me? 475 00:35:20,892 --> 00:35:23,641 Yes, number 1, on tomatoes, nobody wants it. 476 00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:26,326 - Okay, put Peticotti there. - On the tomatoes? 477 00:35:26,556 --> 00:35:30,582 Yes ! Since we can't put it under them! 478 00:35:47,131 --> 00:35:49,553 - Steward? - Yes, ma'am? 479 00:35:49,691 --> 00:35:54,295 In the cabin next to the people I'm making a big fuss ... 480 00:35:54,395 --> 00:35:57,559 - We want to change cabins. - Fuck me, what a night! 481 00:35:57,658 --> 00:36:00,975 - I mean, I can't kick them out! - Good, very good ! 482 00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:04,629 O s� v� dau cabina 7 it is a very comfortable one. 483 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:08,887 - Is it soundproof? - Totally sound and comfortable! 484 00:36:11,866 --> 00:36:14,866 Good luck ... I'm wrong or is the lady silent? 485 00:36:14,938 --> 00:36:17,621 True, she's not talking, but ... 486 00:36:19,675 --> 00:36:22,041 "Mrs. Deep down ..." - "Fon" what? 487 00:36:22,362 --> 00:36:25,079 He founded two major charities ... 488 00:36:25,210 --> 00:36:28,593 ... and to make sure you succeed he took an oath at Saint Rocco. 489 00:36:28,826 --> 00:36:35,601 Ah, yes, I forgot ... a 24-hour oath of silence! 490 00:36:35,738 --> 00:36:40,375 This is very noble ... I'm just sorry I can't hear her voice. 491 00:36:40,505 --> 00:36:43,637 The oath ends tomorrow at lunch 492 00:36:44,282 --> 00:36:47,282 Isn't it time to go to bed? 493 00:36:47,802 --> 00:36:51,631 - Yes, my wife is very tired. - Do you want a coffee? 494 00:36:51,737 --> 00:36:55,250 Please drink some coffee he only sleeps until Christmas! 495 00:36:55,353 --> 00:36:58,735 God, I'm really excited ... 496 00:36:58,969 --> 00:37:02,068 Thanks, I'm moving for your kindness ... 497 00:37:02,489 --> 00:37:05,074 She can't talk, so translate for you 498 00:37:05,145 --> 00:37:09,368 - Good night ... - Thank you very much. Come on, honey ... 499 00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:13,360 "Holy Mother of God, what a woman!" - Yes, extraordinary ... 500 00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:16,214 You know her well tell me about it. 501 00:37:16,409 --> 00:37:20,719 - What kind of woman is she? - Mrs. La Noce is a saint ... 502 00:37:20,824 --> 00:37:23,541 "A saint?" - With all the sacrifices of a saint ... 503 00:37:23,769 --> 00:37:26,038 ... but at the same time the devil! 504 00:37:26,169 --> 00:37:29,104 - In what sense? - One way, straight to hell! 505 00:37:29,241 --> 00:37:32,274 - She is ... "Really?" 506 00:37:32,504 --> 00:37:35,504 - No, it's ... - Dry? 507 00:37:35,609 --> 00:37:38,194 - SEXY! - A slave of his senses? 508 00:37:38,808 --> 00:37:41,972 In other words, is he "good in bed"? 509 00:37:42,104 --> 00:37:46,327 On the bed, by the bed, on the blanket in other words, it's "NYMPHOMAN"! 510 00:37:46,424 --> 00:37:50,734 And nymphomaniac? And what about Saint Rocco? 511 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:54,392 She wears you for hours, days, s ...pt�m�ni ... 512 00:37:54,392 --> 00:37:57,010 ... until you turn into rubber, then she returns to her senses ... 513 00:37:57,112 --> 00:38:01,040 ... has an attack of religious remorse, You become a saint! 514 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,790 What an incredibly exciting scenario! 515 00:38:05,495 --> 00:38:07,255 Holy virgin! 516 00:38:07,255 --> 00:38:12,274 You are an excellent organizer ... to arrange something in secret. 517 00:38:12,407 --> 00:38:15,156 - Waiter, Champagne! - A very good idea ... 518 00:38:22,327 --> 00:38:24,183 - We're there ... - Where, in Sicily? 519 00:38:24,183 --> 00:38:27,630 No, with the Honorable Pedicotti ... I settled everything. 520 00:38:27,767 --> 00:38:31,760 She's in the next room ... at the first song of the rooster ... 521 00:38:31,831 --> 00:38:34,351 ... I'm going to let him know that I convinced your wife. 522 00:38:34,519 --> 00:38:38,959 - The "house and church" woman? How? - At night, she turns "home and horny"! 523 00:38:39,959 --> 00:38:42,544 My mind is a miracle! 524 00:38:44,215 --> 00:38:45,622 - Steward? - What ? 525 00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:48,783 - Steward, what's my cabin? - I don't know, sir ... 526 00:38:48,982 --> 00:38:51,731 - Don't you know? - Ah, you are Mr. Peticotti, the Honorable! 527 00:38:52,950 --> 00:38:57,107 - Not really, now ... - A bottle did not dishonor anyone. 528 00:38:57,206 --> 00:38:59,475 - But three, yes! - You have booth no. 1, sir. 529 00:38:59,702 --> 00:39:01,840 - This way, please. - Here ? 530 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:07,186 - You'll have a special night here. - I hope so! 531 00:39:09,238 --> 00:39:11,955 Harder, he may not have heard you! 532 00:39:13,110 --> 00:39:16,371 Yes, I like it Shoot me .. 533 00:39:17,174 --> 00:39:20,971 ... kiss me, kiss me on the mouth, kiss me on the tool! 534 00:39:21,302 --> 00:39:23,603 Yes, yes, yes! 535 00:39:27,893 --> 00:39:31,690 Yes ... who cares about the honorable ... 536 00:39:31,893 --> 00:39:34,763 Bravo, you are great! 537 00:39:37,045 --> 00:39:39,379 You are formidable! 538 00:39:43,093 --> 00:39:48,565 Stop ... we're here to work! Stop it, you bastard! 539 00:39:48,565 --> 00:39:51,020 Sir, I let myself go the wave of passion! 540 00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:53,230 You bastard! 541 00:39:55,157 --> 00:39:56,946 Steward! 542 00:39:57,173 --> 00:39:58,896 What happened, ladies? 543 00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:02,739 It's impossible to sleep next to each other Someone says "tool"! 544 00:40:02,837 --> 00:40:05,422 Or someone else says "you bastard"! 545 00:40:05,525 --> 00:40:09,038 My apologies, these things are happening, only in the best wagons! 546 00:40:09,172 --> 00:40:11,081 You don't have a cabin 9. 547 00:40:12,085 --> 00:40:14,354 After that, it's just a locomotive. 548 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:17,329 Don't worry, person from cabin 8 it's deaf-mute! 549 00:40:29,172 --> 00:40:32,401 Battipaglia train station! 550 00:40:32,628 --> 00:40:35,726 Is anyone there ? Steward! 551 00:40:38,419 --> 00:40:43,023 - Good evening ... - Hi, I'm looking for a bed ... 552 00:40:43,123 --> 00:40:46,058 ... don't let me down. - No, not of course ... 553 00:40:46,548 --> 00:40:47,595 Take this, honey. 554 00:40:47,827 --> 00:40:51,439 Come on in, take a look and enjoy yourself! there are still free beds. 555 00:40:51,539 --> 00:40:55,249 Thanks, how lucky I am I met you! 556 00:40:55,347 --> 00:40:57,485 Here, cabin 7 and goal� ... 557 00:40:57,843 --> 00:40:59,501 Do I have to do anything before I can enter? 558 00:40:59,731 --> 00:41:02,349 I don't know, toilets I'm at the end of the car ... 559 00:41:02,579 --> 00:41:05,546 No, not stupid, I meant the ticket ... 560 00:41:05,779 --> 00:41:09,673 - I'm back with the punch. - Ah, the punch ... 561 00:41:10,547 --> 00:41:12,936 - 'Good night ... - Yes, good night ... 562 00:41:14,387 --> 00:41:15,565 P trenn� �i-n train! 563 00:41:15,699 --> 00:41:19,790 - Can I help you, sir? - No, thank you, I'm going to the bathroom ... 564 00:41:21,555 --> 00:41:26,289 Okay, I'm going to announce Pedicotti, I'm going to my cabin ... 565 00:41:26,355 --> 00:41:31,505 Wait 10 minutes and then you go to the Pedicotti In the cabin 7 ... 566 00:41:31,954 --> 00:41:33,896 Remember, don't open your mouth ... 567 00:41:34,130 --> 00:41:36,748 - Shall we synchronize our watches? - Go for it! 568 00:41:36,882 --> 00:41:38,769 It is for the good of the enterprise ... 569 00:41:42,642 --> 00:41:44,464 Sir, aren't you sleeping yet? 570 00:41:45,521 --> 00:41:49,133 The champagne went up in my head ... 571 00:41:49,361 --> 00:41:52,296 - Are you sick? - Am I okay now ... and ma'am? 572 00:41:52,434 --> 00:41:55,467 I convinced her, she'll be in her arms yours immediately. 573 00:41:55,570 --> 00:42:00,327 - Can't I wait for her here? - In cabin 7 ... 574 00:42:00,689 --> 00:42:05,643 I'm going to look forward to it ... 575 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:12,111 Who is ? 576 00:42:12,529 --> 00:42:15,279 What are you doing here ? You were supposed to be in cabin 7! 577 00:42:15,409 --> 00:42:19,337 - But I like number 5 ... - Don't be silly, go to Pedicotti! 578 00:42:19,473 --> 00:42:24,077 I don't care about Pedicotti? I like you. If I had a man like you ... 579 00:42:24,177 --> 00:42:26,729 I know, but I'm leaving! Go to Pedicotti! 580 00:42:26,833 --> 00:42:31,372 Not so fast, darling! When I want to make love ... 581 00:42:31,473 --> 00:42:35,335 ... I do it to the end! If I don't get the hiccups! 582 00:42:36,849 --> 00:42:40,078 God, what nipples! And what wonderful feet! 583 00:42:40,177 --> 00:42:44,432 I shouldn't brag, but at home I'm called "Giovannona long thighs". 584 00:42:44,529 --> 00:42:49,679 Robertuzzo changed my name ... he said Coco's name is more refined. 585 00:42:50,224 --> 00:42:54,567 - Dear ... - What are you doing ... that's your nose! 586 00:43:01,936 --> 00:43:05,929 Fuck' ! They even put handles on it! 587 00:43:09,999 --> 00:43:11,406 Number 3? 588 00:43:13,391 --> 00:43:16,457 What would Pedicotti do, if you knew! 589 00:43:16,592 --> 00:43:19,625 - What the ? - I knew you were coming! 590 00:43:19,728 --> 00:43:23,339 That's why I left the door open! 591 00:43:23,632 --> 00:43:28,716 No, no, ma'am! For God's sake, stop! 592 00:43:43,407 --> 00:43:48,425 Ma'am, I'm deeply moved I'm on my knees next to you ... 593 00:43:48,494 --> 00:43:52,142 ... to express myself deep admiration. 594 00:43:52,142 --> 00:43:55,787 I know you can't talk, but that doesn't matter ... 595 00:43:55,886 --> 00:43:59,628 I'll take matters into my own hands ... 596 00:43:59,726 --> 00:44:04,582 ... to warm you up to stimulate you ... 597 00:44:04,686 --> 00:44:08,909 .. until our embrace becomes an angry flood ... 598 00:44:09,007 --> 00:44:14,222 ... unstoppable and incandescent like the eruption of Mount Etna! 599 00:44:14,222 --> 00:44:18,793 Over these shoulders, over this hip ... 600 00:44:18,926 --> 00:44:21,609 ... over this prominence ... 601 00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:23,817 ... my hands ... 602 00:44:28,525 --> 00:44:30,314 Mother ! 603 00:44:31,726 --> 00:44:33,198 Help ! Help ! 604 00:44:33,198 --> 00:44:36,427 It's a crab! He caught me with a crab! 605 00:44:38,413 --> 00:44:40,649 Las�-m�, Las�-m�! 606 00:44:41,998 --> 00:44:44,332 I feel bad, Lord, I feel bad! 607 00:44:48,237 --> 00:44:50,626 Help, steward, help! 608 00:44:50,797 --> 00:44:52,323 Help ! 609 00:44:52,461 --> 00:44:54,249 - Give me ... - What happened? 610 00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:57,219 - He's not a crab, he's gay! - HOMO ?! 611 00:44:58,509 --> 00:45:02,022 Race Rocca Pizzo! 612 00:45:02,381 --> 00:45:06,177 The train from Rome to Catania-Syracuse ... 613 00:45:06,316 --> 00:45:09,578 ... arrives at platform 3. 614 00:45:13,613 --> 00:45:19,177 That's it ! No discussion! Get the first plane to Rome! 615 00:45:19,277 --> 00:45:24,295 I'm sorry, but you fired me, so I can stay wherever I want. 616 00:45:25,004 --> 00:45:29,160 Are you smart? I'm hiring you again She ordered Rome to return! 617 00:45:29,964 --> 00:45:31,589 - Can I take her with me? - Yes Yes... 618 00:45:31,692 --> 00:45:36,449 I'd like to, but Pedicotti knows she's my wife And it has to stay. 619 00:45:36,524 --> 00:45:40,135 - Sir, face-to-face ... - I'm making you cry, damn it! 620 00:45:40,268 --> 00:45:44,130 I'll fix things ... I put it in In this mess, I'll take it out ... 621 00:45:44,236 --> 00:45:46,178 Sir, where are you going? That's the toilet! 622 00:45:46,860 --> 00:45:49,900 No more talking! Disappear! 623 00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:53,861 - Goodbye, Coco ... - What the ? See you again! 624 00:45:55,244 --> 00:45:57,731 - Can I give her a kiss? - Are you crazy? 625 00:45:58,219 --> 00:46:01,448 - Sir! - Pedicotti is coming! 626 00:46:01,611 --> 00:46:03,106 First flight, okay? Come over... 627 00:46:03,275 --> 00:46:04,388 - Bye... - Goodbye, Coco! 628 00:46:04,523 --> 00:46:07,818 - Honorable ... - I'm going to Rocca Pizzo ... 629 00:46:07,947 --> 00:46:09,921 ... if you want to go ... 630 00:46:10,027 --> 00:46:11,882 Is your secretary not working? 631 00:46:11,979 --> 00:46:16,769 No, he must return to Rome with urgent matters. 632 00:46:37,866 --> 00:46:40,583 What a nightmare ... 633 00:46:40,810 --> 00:46:43,363 Coming from the toilet, distracted by certain thoughts ... 634 00:46:43,466 --> 00:46:47,295 I went ... down the hall I went into the wrong cabin. 635 00:46:47,434 --> 00:46:49,736 Nightmare scene! 636 00:46:50,410 --> 00:46:52,614 Aren't you having breakfast with us? 637 00:46:52,809 --> 00:46:55,562 It will be a pleasure Isn't that right, Euphemia? 638 00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:57,066 And Mary will be ... 639 00:46:57,066 --> 00:47:01,822 Thanks, but I have to go at a business meeting 640 00:47:01,961 --> 00:47:04,678 Then we'll take it later at 2 p.m. 641 00:47:34,025 --> 00:47:36,545 - Can't you hear the shoes making noise? - What's wrong ?! 642 00:47:37,001 --> 00:47:40,230 "Where does Albertini live?" - There... 643 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,084 ... on the second floor. 644 00:47:43,081 --> 00:47:44,837 Look at him! 645 00:47:47,049 --> 00:47:48,739 Thanks ... for giving me something ... 646 00:47:48,873 --> 00:47:51,044 Keep the rest ... 647 00:47:57,992 --> 00:47:59,748 What the hell! 648 00:47:59,849 --> 00:48:01,277 Who wrote them ?! 649 00:48:01,769 --> 00:48:04,932 Officer Thisson ... Thisson ... Thisson ... 650 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:09,859 This bastard should get a kick in the ass! 651 00:48:14,407 --> 00:48:17,669 Welcome back, I've been waiting for you for two days! 652 00:48:17,799 --> 00:48:19,206 Me ? 653 00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:23,779 "Coco will be back in two days don't worry Mario Albertini. " 654 00:48:23,911 --> 00:48:25,700 It even has Coco's scent ... 655 00:48:25,831 --> 00:48:30,086 You are Mr. Robertuzzo. I wrote it so you don't have to worry. 656 00:48:30,183 --> 00:48:33,499 Coco gave it to me ad-ad-ad ... address ... 657 00:48:33,607 --> 00:48:37,404 - Where's Coco? - You mean, like, coke ... 658 00:48:39,943 --> 00:48:43,871 - Come on, people are robbed here ... - That's nothing, where's Coco? 659 00:48:43,975 --> 00:48:47,324 - E la-la ... - Don't sing, I'm getting nervous! 660 00:48:47,431 --> 00:48:50,977 The lady is working on something useful for her career ... 661 00:48:51,079 --> 00:48:54,854 - He's in Sicily right now. - Not Sicily ... 662 00:48:55,623 --> 00:48:57,346 People are always robbed here ... 663 00:48:57,479 --> 00:48:59,267 What the hell is he doing in Sicily? 664 00:48:59,399 --> 00:49:01,854 I can't tell you if our discussion would degenerate ... 665 00:49:02,087 --> 00:49:04,574 So far I'm relaxed! 666 00:49:05,350 --> 00:49:08,995 Coco is with my boss, La Noce, claiming to be his wife ... 667 00:49:09,094 --> 00:49:13,404 - Why is he doing this? - To sleep with Pedicotti ... 668 00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:17,054 Is he involved? That's a big deal! 669 00:49:17,286 --> 00:49:18,661 I think ... 670 00:49:18,758 --> 00:49:21,060 You son of a bitch! 671 00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:24,671 Doing business with her, without my permission ... I'll kill you! 672 00:49:24,774 --> 00:49:28,702 What beautiful hands you have! Don't soil them with a murder! 673 00:49:29,382 --> 00:49:32,481 Enough for today ... 674 00:49:32,614 --> 00:49:35,167 If I understood correctly ... 675 00:49:35,301 --> 00:49:38,018 ... Mr. La Noce And Pedicotti ... 676 00:49:38,150 --> 00:49:40,059 Yeah, and ... what's up with that? 677 00:49:40,198 --> 00:49:41,824 I don't know ... but I have an idea. 678 00:49:41,925 --> 00:49:44,446 Did you see my head? It's a factory of ideas! 679 00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:46,818 And you saw that It's an assembly line! 680 00:49:46,918 --> 00:49:49,285 Geniuses should work together! 681 00:49:49,382 --> 00:49:53,093 - You are right ! - Stop, you don't know who you're dating! 682 00:49:53,093 --> 00:49:56,355 - A miserable one. - What you said ?! 683 00:50:04,709 --> 00:50:06,880 Where is he going? 684 00:50:07,109 --> 00:50:11,364 I took my liberty, for You must have understood, madam. La Noce. 685 00:50:11,493 --> 00:50:15,683 Thanks for the info, Robertuzzo ... 686 00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:20,287 ... but I stopped being interested by my husband for a while. 687 00:50:20,580 --> 00:50:23,876 Maybe I didn't get it, dna. La Noce ... 688 00:50:24,004 --> 00:50:26,492 - My daughter does it for a living. - The "way"? 689 00:50:26,596 --> 00:50:30,338 She goes with men ... I mean ... 690 00:50:30,436 --> 00:50:32,029 ... and the T�RF�! 691 00:50:33,284 --> 00:50:39,427 I'll pray for her. Life with my husband it wasn't a pleasure ... 692 00:50:39,524 --> 00:50:43,582 God, let me explain the facts. Your husband took Coco to Sicily ... 693 00:50:43,684 --> 00:50:45,342 ... And he introduced her the Honorable Pedicotti. 694 00:50:45,476 --> 00:50:47,964 The Honorable? Why ? 695 00:50:48,068 --> 00:50:50,817 He claims to be his wife, for that Pedicotti shot her! 696 00:50:50,916 --> 00:50:53,055 - What the ? - A perfecti �n�eles perfect ... 697 00:50:53,156 --> 00:50:55,425 - What infamy! - You're right ... 698 00:50:55,524 --> 00:50:58,339 My bitter is bitter! 699 00:50:59,843 --> 00:51:01,982 Madam, did you have sugar? 700 00:51:02,115 --> 00:51:05,443 I have to stop, I'm leaving right away! 701 00:51:05,443 --> 00:51:08,868 - Mine is sweet ... - I'll make him pay! 702 00:51:08,868 --> 00:51:13,657 I don't like to fly, is a fast train to Sicily? 703 00:51:13,764 --> 00:51:17,440 You don't have to ... I mean, if you want to ... 704 00:51:17,539 --> 00:51:19,961 My car is a racing car! 705 00:51:20,099 --> 00:51:25,150 Okay, you're taking me. Come back in an hour And I'll be ready to go 706 00:51:25,475 --> 00:51:30,363 I'll show everyone the real lady. La Noce! 707 00:51:39,554 --> 00:51:43,075 - Who is this ? Mrs. La Noce! - Bun�, Robertuzzo ... 708 00:51:43,075 --> 00:51:45,726 Hi, how beautiful you are! 709 00:51:45,826 --> 00:51:48,761 I never imagined you were hiding such a beauty ... 710 00:51:48,898 --> 00:51:51,265 - You're flattering me ... "On my honor!" 711 00:51:51,394 --> 00:51:53,336 I'm going to hell, if i lie ... please ... 712 00:51:53,506 --> 00:51:55,645 - Thanks ... - This is my rocket ... hop up! 713 00:51:56,898 --> 00:51:59,069 - I'm sorry I'm late. - I just got here. 714 00:51:59,298 --> 00:52:03,324 Hey, aren't you allowed to park here? Be nice! 715 00:52:05,154 --> 00:52:07,391 Now fuck her! 716 00:52:24,865 --> 00:52:29,240 You don't say "damn I like it" you say "i'm delighted" 717 00:52:29,346 --> 00:52:31,168 Can you or can't you? Repeat ... 718 00:52:31,266 --> 00:52:33,687 - "I'm delighted". - Bravo! 719 00:52:33,825 --> 00:52:35,930 - How's it going? "Oh, my goodness, Monsignor." 720 00:52:36,033 --> 00:52:38,586 - Any progress? - Aa �i a�a ... 721 00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:40,631 Try, but it's "hard-headed" 722 00:52:40,737 --> 00:52:43,257 - Don't call me "heavy-headed"! - But how do I tell you? 723 00:52:43,361 --> 00:52:45,185 - "Dry head"! - We will never succeed. 724 00:52:45,185 --> 00:52:49,057 I'm afraid you have the wrong approach, you confused it with slang ... 725 00:52:49,057 --> 00:52:54,010 Let's see ... you don't say "heavy head" or "dry head". 726 00:52:54,145 --> 00:52:57,658 - You say "�nc�p��nat�". - That's right, I heard it said ... 727 00:52:58,337 --> 00:52:59,711 "Nc�p��nat�". 728 00:52:59,809 --> 00:53:04,315 Suppose you are introduced to someone, what do you say? 729 00:53:05,377 --> 00:53:08,508 - "A pleasure to meet you". - Perfect ! 730 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,648 What if I invite you to dinner? 731 00:53:11,776 --> 00:53:16,566 - "I hope I don't mind." - You heard ?! It's not bad at all. 732 00:53:16,672 --> 00:53:21,014 Thanks, I kept repeating them And you play the pedagogue! 733 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,153 - Peda-ce? - Drop it! 734 00:53:24,672 --> 00:53:26,461 Now tell the monsignor ... 735 00:53:26,592 --> 00:53:31,065 ... what would you say to Pedicotti if he proposed to you to sleep with him! 736 00:53:31,232 --> 00:53:33,087 Oh yes... 737 00:53:33,183 --> 00:53:35,288 "Honorable, go and kill yourself!" 738 00:53:35,424 --> 00:53:38,490 No, holy virgin! With grace and delicacy! 739 00:53:38,591 --> 00:53:40,828 Forgot your answer number 6 6? 740 00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:44,158 "You are an attractive man ... 741 00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:46,873 ... but they come from an old family And I don't have these desires. " 742 00:53:46,975 --> 00:53:49,759 Did you get the idea? I numbered the answers ... 743 00:53:49,759 --> 00:53:53,785 Now number 7, tell him if he insists ... 744 00:53:53,887 --> 00:53:55,926 "Don't insist, sir, And I'm human ... 745 00:53:56,063 --> 00:53:57,492 ... and you could forget about me for a moment". 746 00:53:57,599 --> 00:54:02,869 That's a little risky ... but I realize that could be useful. 747 00:54:03,007 --> 00:54:07,764 Damn, we need to go now Let's recap the number 1. 748 00:54:07,871 --> 00:54:12,443 Hello, please excuse us c v� deranj�m ". 749 00:54:12,575 --> 00:54:15,258 "God, it's a real pleasure." 750 00:54:19,166 --> 00:54:22,963 - We don't want to cause any inconvenience ... - God, ma'am. La Noce ... 751 00:54:23,070 --> 00:54:26,780 ... it's our pleasure. - Mr. La Noce. 752 00:54:26,878 --> 00:54:30,423 Delighted, you are a source of grace and beauty ... 753 00:54:30,526 --> 00:54:35,643 Thanks ... you'd rather come in or stay in the garden ... 754 00:54:35,742 --> 00:54:38,262 As you wish I don't care where I get it ... 755 00:54:38,366 --> 00:54:40,188 Number 3 ... 3! 756 00:54:40,286 --> 00:54:42,228 It's 1 o'clock, not 3 o'clock. 757 00:54:42,334 --> 00:54:45,596 I'm happy with whatever you choose ... 758 00:54:45,662 --> 00:54:50,135 Carmelo ... then to enjoy the sun in the garden? 759 00:54:50,238 --> 00:54:55,475 Of course let's enjoy this beautiful day! 760 00:54:55,581 --> 00:55:00,218 Being so clear we can even see Etna! 761 00:55:00,349 --> 00:55:01,724 What a beautiful day ... 762 00:55:01,886 --> 00:55:03,260 Come on in, take a look ... 763 00:55:48,732 --> 00:55:51,579 Let's go eat, we'll be happy of the beauties of Sicily later! 764 00:55:51,709 --> 00:55:53,399 Good, Robert! 765 00:56:04,603 --> 00:56:06,513 Where are you going ? Come here! 766 00:56:06,908 --> 00:56:09,428 Do you like that? My mother is going to buy it ... 767 00:56:10,332 --> 00:56:12,475 No, no ... I already bought it! 768 00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:15,417 No, stop candies are not good ... 769 00:56:22,524 --> 00:56:24,531 It's spicy! 770 00:56:25,531 --> 00:56:29,617 - It's cool! Can he talk? - If not, I'll take her back! 771 00:56:31,323 --> 00:56:34,519 Hey, it's perfect! He can really pee! 772 00:56:34,779 --> 00:56:37,113 Did you kidnap my baby ?! 773 00:56:37,211 --> 00:56:39,218 - What a maniac! - It looked fake. 774 00:56:46,267 --> 00:56:47,609 Are you tired? 775 00:56:47,739 --> 00:56:51,830 Not at all ! If I don't fall, it's not fun! 776 00:56:59,259 --> 00:57:00,600 Hello. 777 00:57:02,939 --> 00:57:04,662 Get a coin ... 778 00:57:05,882 --> 00:57:07,376 Mul�am '. 779 00:57:13,658 --> 00:57:17,488 One day they will put 100 pounds on me! 780 00:57:17,594 --> 00:57:22,294 With a nose like yours no wonder! Wipe it off! 781 00:57:22,394 --> 00:57:26,071 This is my territory, give me the currency And stretch it out until I pull one! 782 00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:27,346 Keep the rest ... 783 00:57:27,578 --> 00:57:30,807 - You are very beautiful ... - Thank you. 784 00:57:31,161 --> 00:57:35,214 A woman like you can do it kilometers ... 785 00:57:35,353 --> 00:57:37,720 I don't think so, I'm a la�� ... 786 00:57:37,850 --> 00:57:41,145 Maybe you misunderstood. You've been a slave so far. 787 00:57:41,273 --> 00:57:43,859 You should take care of your life! Trie�te-�i via�a! 788 00:57:43,993 --> 00:57:47,822 - I'm sorry, what do you mean? - Live your life! 789 00:57:47,929 --> 00:57:52,113 If you let me guide you, I'll show you an unimaginable world ... 790 00:58:00,152 --> 00:58:04,404 You're faster than Robertuzzo's car! 791 00:58:11,992 --> 00:58:15,789 It's over! You're just a dump! 792 00:58:18,456 --> 00:58:20,725 The water is very good! 793 00:58:20,857 --> 00:58:25,428 It's the first time I've seen a pool Not a condom! 794 00:58:29,208 --> 00:58:31,383 Wonderful... 795 00:58:40,248 --> 00:58:42,550 I didn't know we had to swim ... 796 00:58:43,095 --> 00:58:46,194 I have an old-fashioned education, I won't do it! 797 00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:50,134 - I'll sit on ... - On what ? 798 00:58:50,808 --> 00:58:55,223 On the back, of course ... Relax, get carried away. 799 00:58:55,223 --> 00:58:58,160 What a body ... blessed be the water ... 800 00:58:58,263 --> 00:58:59,986 ... who embraces you! 801 00:59:04,151 --> 00:59:05,526 Very well ! 802 00:59:07,639 --> 00:59:09,134 Mna st�ng�! 803 00:59:10,743 --> 00:59:14,868 Now it's my turn! Oh! 804 00:59:18,583 --> 00:59:20,437 Mna st�ng�! 805 00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:23,408 Wonderful... 806 00:59:25,463 --> 00:59:27,153 Excellent... 807 00:59:32,566 --> 00:59:36,014 - My ankle ... - Do you think you sprained your ankle? 808 00:59:36,150 --> 00:59:38,615 Let's hope it's nothing, lean on me ... 809 00:59:40,887 --> 00:59:42,577 How shameless! 810 00:59:46,806 --> 00:59:50,962 Trust me. Relax ... 811 00:59:51,510 --> 00:59:57,230 Strange when I was 18 years old I suffered the same accident ... 812 00:59:57,750 --> 01:00:02,256 My opponent started massaging me, as you do ... 813 01:00:03,094 --> 01:00:06,389 - It was my first love. - What a coincidence! 814 01:00:07,285 --> 01:00:10,482 Maybe Giambattista Vico was right... 815 01:00:10,582 --> 01:00:12,918 - Is that his name? - Not ! 816 01:00:12,918 --> 01:00:14,412 But, yes so good in the story ... 817 01:00:14,549 --> 01:00:19,502 Ah, you're right, we remember some things after years. Well, not so many! 818 01:00:19,605 --> 01:00:24,561 - You are very young! - I wouldn't say very young ... 819 01:00:24,661 --> 01:00:27,149 Don't be modest, with skin so fine ... 820 01:00:27,253 --> 01:00:30,253 - Sir ... - Mary, what happened? 821 01:00:30,356 --> 01:00:34,636 - Nothing nothing ! - Did you fall and get hurt? 822 01:00:34,741 --> 01:00:37,774 It's just nothing a raised ankle ... 823 01:00:37,909 --> 01:00:40,691 Yes, it's nothing ... Mr. La Noce has a touch of gold. 824 01:00:40,820 --> 01:00:43,155 I didn't know you had therapeutic skills ... 825 01:00:43,317 --> 01:00:45,586 Just practice! 826 01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:48,493 I already feel better, darling ... 827 01:00:48,564 --> 01:00:50,669 I'm going to set the table. 828 01:00:50,836 --> 01:00:53,170 Of course, one of the guests can you help me ... 829 01:00:53,333 --> 01:00:56,115 Yes, a very good idea ... 830 01:00:56,212 --> 01:00:59,595 - We don't want to bother you! - No problem! 831 01:00:59,796 --> 01:01:05,806 - It could actually be overnight! - Yes, it wouldn't be uncomfortable! 832 01:01:05,940 --> 01:01:09,235 We have a guest room, which is better than any hotel! 833 01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:13,293 Yes, he's right, you'd better ... 834 01:01:13,428 --> 01:01:17,356 The guest room is the solution! 835 01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:27,569 Come on, baby, run out of gas and don't let me down! 836 01:01:27,667 --> 01:01:29,964 Are you drowned or what? 837 01:01:31,699 --> 01:01:34,187 Don't you see that the car is full of smoke? 838 01:01:34,323 --> 01:01:37,738 He has all the vices, son of a bitch! 839 01:01:47,059 --> 01:01:50,506 White smoke .. 'habemus papa' (latin�)! 840 01:01:54,259 --> 01:01:56,168 The 'smoke' engulfed the engine! 841 01:02:03,507 --> 01:02:04,521 Martha? 842 01:02:05,683 --> 01:02:07,276 Hey, Martha! 843 01:02:08,594 --> 01:02:11,950 What are you doing ? My leadership style has exhausted you! 844 01:02:12,370 --> 01:02:13,744 Yes, a little ... 845 01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:17,191 Because the ferry is just leaving Tomorrow morning, we'll wait here. 846 01:02:17,330 --> 01:02:20,330 01: 02: 20,592 We'll eat something, then we'll take a nap! 847 01:02:20,722 --> 01:02:23,373 Yes, I'm hungry for a wolf! 848 01:02:24,594 --> 01:02:26,481 The wolf! 849 01:02:26,930 --> 01:02:28,817 She's hungry, isn't she? 850 01:02:29,906 --> 01:02:33,418 Go Robertuzzo, don't be silly, this is a great opportunity! 851 01:02:33,554 --> 01:02:35,048 Here, darling! 852 01:02:35,282 --> 01:02:37,993 - This is my bedroom. - What the ? 853 01:02:38,162 --> 01:02:39,885 I always sleep alone ... 854 01:02:40,082 --> 01:02:44,522 I sleep alone, my husband is struggling! 855 01:02:44,625 --> 01:02:49,197 - Aren't you afraid? - Yes, for every little noise ... 856 01:02:49,394 --> 01:02:53,198 - And the night is long when you spend it alone ... 857 01:02:53,329 --> 01:02:55,118 What do you mean ... 858 01:02:55,249 --> 01:02:57,835 What the ? But you have a beautiful wife! 859 01:02:58,065 --> 01:03:01,448 She's not talking to me, My wife is cold ... frozen! 860 01:03:01,585 --> 01:03:03,111 - Mary? - Yes ? 861 01:03:03,441 --> 01:03:07,052 Mr. La Noce must be tired we should let him rest ... 862 01:03:07,281 --> 01:03:10,248 We were talking ... Mr La Noce asked ... 863 01:03:10,353 --> 01:03:14,314 ... If we could go tomorrow Let's visit Mount Etna. 864 01:03:14,449 --> 01:03:15,693 - Etna? - Yes. 865 01:03:15,857 --> 01:03:17,515 What a great idea! 866 01:03:17,777 --> 01:03:19,977 - Good night, darling ... - Good night, ma'am, thank you ... 867 01:03:23,024 --> 01:03:24,813 Good night, Mary ... 868 01:03:29,168 --> 01:03:30,575 Coco? 869 01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:32,974 What is it now ? 870 01:03:33,072 --> 01:03:38,669 It's night, we're in bed ... I'm a man, you're a woman 871 01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:40,204 Damn it... 872 01:03:40,336 --> 01:03:45,769 If you don't want to sleep with Pedicotti, Aren't you doing it with me? 873 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,741 - Leave me alone, I'm tired! - You can do it! 874 01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:51,814 I don't want to do anything! 875 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:57,384 - But it's ridiculous for both of us to sleep. - I'm going to have a stroke! 876 01:03:57,488 --> 01:04:00,207 I'm awake for two nights! 877 01:04:04,207 --> 01:04:05,996 Maybe a coffee ... 878 01:04:16,367 --> 01:04:18,058 Where the hell is he going? 879 01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:25,066 ... Fuck'... 880 01:04:31,695 --> 01:04:34,564 Of course, I'll bring it to your room! 881 01:04:34,798 --> 01:04:38,759 - Thank you, you are very kind ... - Oh, it's nothing! 882 01:04:41,774 --> 01:04:44,360 - Matilde! - What's up tonight? 883 01:04:44,462 --> 01:04:47,332 - What did our guest want? - Coffee 884 01:04:47,471 --> 01:04:51,148 - Ah, does he want to be in shape? - Shall I prepare it for her? 885 01:04:51,278 --> 01:04:55,406 Yes ... and bring me sleeping pills. 886 01:04:59,822 --> 01:05:05,572 A few sleeping pills ... 887 01:05:08,078 --> 01:05:14,083 I'm sending him to sleep, and I can play the "decameron"! 888 01:05:16,558 --> 01:05:18,084 Come on! 889 01:05:21,166 --> 01:05:24,227 - A tablespoon of sugar. - Thank you. 890 01:05:27,790 --> 01:05:30,440 Coco, wake up! 891 01:05:31,149 --> 01:05:33,709 - Coffee ... - What the ? 892 01:05:33,709 --> 01:05:35,170 Is it time to wake up? 893 01:05:35,309 --> 01:05:40,034 No, stay in bed, it's time for some exercises ... 894 01:05:40,397 --> 01:05:44,837 Bea, o �nghi�itur� ... Good? 895 01:05:46,125 --> 01:05:48,296 Disgusting! 896 01:05:49,709 --> 01:05:53,865 Coco, stop playing! Don't be silly! 897 01:05:54,444 --> 01:05:56,866 What's up with you ? 898 01:05:56,972 --> 01:06:00,617 How can a woman like you s n-aib� s�nge-n vene? 899 01:06:02,892 --> 01:06:04,170 Coco? 900 01:06:05,452 --> 01:06:10,503 Albertini brought me the mummy of Ramses II! 901 01:06:26,284 --> 01:06:27,626 Sir? 902 01:06:27,819 --> 01:06:31,244 Sir ... Let me show you the benefits an honorable wife? 903 01:06:31,756 --> 01:06:33,698 Sleep, you cuckold! 904 01:06:34,507 --> 01:06:37,126 What a wonderful woman! 905 01:06:38,603 --> 01:06:41,538 God? God! 906 01:06:42,156 --> 01:06:46,054 I'm Pedicotti! Your husband is sleeping ... 907 01:06:46,923 --> 01:06:49,890 Let's get started! 908 01:06:53,707 --> 01:06:59,019 You took an oath, didn't you? I don't like vows ... 909 01:07:01,611 --> 01:07:08,801 What a woman ! How can you sleep with this elephant bottom! 910 01:07:13,514 --> 01:07:15,686 Is the cuckold upset? 911 01:07:16,203 --> 01:07:21,669 Come on, I'll take you to my room. Don't worry, I'll take care of it ... 912 01:07:21,898 --> 01:07:24,745 Come with me... 913 01:07:38,857 --> 01:07:40,897 Holy Virgin! 914 01:07:41,066 --> 01:07:43,816 God ... God! 915 01:07:44,938 --> 01:07:46,825 What a beautiful woman! 916 01:07:48,265 --> 01:07:49,694 - Who is ? - Me. 917 01:07:49,929 --> 01:07:52,231 - What do you want ? - Open up, I'm scared! 918 01:07:52,330 --> 01:07:53,923 Afraid of what? 919 01:07:54,025 --> 01:07:56,643 God, Carmel! Ghosts! 920 01:07:57,130 --> 01:07:59,169 Now the ghosts! 921 01:08:00,361 --> 01:08:02,336 - One moment ! - Ghosts! 922 01:08:02,825 --> 01:08:05,127 Open Carmelo, they're ghosts! 923 01:08:05,289 --> 01:08:06,980 One moment ! 924 01:08:07,337 --> 01:08:10,207 Carmelo, let me in! 925 01:08:10,473 --> 01:08:12,710 What the hell is wrong? 926 01:08:14,057 --> 01:08:17,734 - What thirst? - I'm scared, I heard noises. 927 01:08:17,864 --> 01:08:22,174 I saw ghosts in the garden, let me stay, I'll be silent! 928 01:08:22,312 --> 01:08:25,695 - Carmelo, please! - Fuck the ghosts! 929 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:46,244 "I am waiting for you in my room at midnight " 930 01:08:47,304 --> 01:08:52,006 Now we'll see Who's the cuckold, dear Pedicotti! 931 01:08:58,183 --> 01:09:02,755 Nobody stops, Maybe I think I hurt my finger 932 01:09:06,983 --> 01:09:10,049 Are you young, have you been waiting for a long time? 933 01:09:10,152 --> 01:09:13,567 No, I was a child when I arrived! 934 01:09:14,055 --> 01:09:15,200 Get up, fast! 935 01:09:15,304 --> 01:09:18,173 - Mulam '... - Put on your seatbelt, we're leaving! 936 01:09:20,391 --> 01:09:22,301 Gata, go! 937 01:09:30,631 --> 01:09:33,351 - This car is fast, isn't it? - You are right. 938 01:09:33,351 --> 01:09:35,969 - Where you go ? - Catania. 939 01:09:36,039 --> 01:09:39,202 Perfect, I'm going to Sicily too! 940 01:09:39,847 --> 01:09:42,880 Can you hear the engine spinning? Look at the inside! 941 01:09:42,983 --> 01:09:47,074 Carpets, air conditioning, stereo radio cassette player! 942 01:09:47,175 --> 01:09:49,182 Turn on the radio! 943 01:09:51,302 --> 01:09:54,783 Traffic jammed on Highway 213 ... 944 01:09:54,950 --> 01:09:57,601 ... and thick fog is reported on the mountain slopes. 945 01:09:59,367 --> 01:10:03,523 Hold on tight, we're about to take off! 946 01:10:11,238 --> 01:10:16,102 To all offers ... 947 01:10:16,102 --> 01:10:21,404 Police are looking for a Maser, stolen an hour ago from Naples. 948 01:10:21,574 --> 01:10:25,829 The thief escaped from a hospital of mental illness. 949 01:10:25,926 --> 01:10:28,260 It is considered dangerous ... 950 01:10:28,421 --> 01:10:33,691 ... because he's half blind. This is where the news ends. 951 01:10:34,085 --> 01:10:37,151 We're going back to the music program now. 952 01:10:37,637 --> 01:10:40,736 Don't turn on the wipers? They have two speeds. 953 01:10:59,140 --> 01:11:00,547 Fantastic, isn't it? 954 01:11:10,468 --> 01:11:12,835 - Who is this ? - My grandfather ! 955 01:11:14,724 --> 01:11:18,107 Are you sure this engine is safe? 956 01:11:22,660 --> 01:11:27,362 You're right, young man ... at 300km / h the spark plugs explode. 957 01:11:27,588 --> 01:11:30,686 No, I was ... I made myself! 958 01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:42,620 - Where are you going ? - In the bathroom, pee ... 959 01:11:42,755 --> 01:11:44,511 - You can't. - Why ? 960 01:11:44,644 --> 01:11:47,555 I have to go, I'm full of pee ... 961 01:11:47,555 --> 01:11:49,497 - I'm full too "But I'm honorable!" 962 01:11:49,635 --> 01:11:51,326 Excuse me, excellent! 963 01:12:00,835 --> 01:12:03,485 God, how hard it is! 964 01:12:03,971 --> 01:12:07,767 After all this effort, Should I shoot her twice? 965 01:12:11,907 --> 01:12:15,551 God, nobody's going to bother us here, It's my wife's room ... 966 01:12:15,683 --> 01:12:17,407 I'll be right back ... 967 01:12:17,987 --> 01:12:21,881 Mrs. Mary, I found your message ... 968 01:12:22,210 --> 01:12:26,301 Is it midnight ... ma'am? I don't see anyone here ... 969 01:12:27,810 --> 01:12:29,020 Coco! 970 01:12:30,594 --> 01:12:33,725 What happened? What did that pig do to you? 971 01:12:34,371 --> 01:12:38,047 What happened? Are you cold, what did he do to you? 972 01:12:40,706 --> 01:12:43,234 - Oh, have mercy! - Ma'am, it's me, La Noce ... 973 01:12:43,234 --> 01:12:47,260 Are you crazy? If my husband finds out, he'll shoot us! 974 01:12:47,490 --> 01:12:51,418 Okay, but not on the door, it's better to go out the window ... 975 01:12:51,522 --> 01:12:53,856 Just go, please! I beg you ! 976 01:12:54,658 --> 01:12:57,341 - Mary, what are you doing here? - What ?! 977 01:12:58,433 --> 01:13:02,328 I was in my bathroom, you stay for hours! 978 01:13:02,785 --> 01:13:06,102 - Sure ? - Absolutely, Carmelo ... wine. 979 01:13:06,209 --> 01:13:10,202 Come in, the bathroom will be free all night. 980 01:13:30,801 --> 01:13:36,119 "A man came out of the window to your wife, you are a cuckold "! 981 01:13:39,008 --> 01:13:41,048 I'll pay for it! 982 01:13:44,193 --> 01:13:48,349 No kidding, Coco, say something! I'll pay for it if you die! 983 01:13:48,576 --> 01:13:51,773 For a girl like you, I'm going to be a criminal! 984 01:13:52,129 --> 01:13:56,252 Coco, say something! Be good, a word ... 985 01:13:57,632 --> 01:14:01,942 - Sir ... - Thank you, God! 986 01:14:02,048 --> 01:14:05,942 ... what the hell'. - It's okay, thank you. 987 01:14:39,167 --> 01:14:41,077 Hold this! 988 01:14:46,367 --> 01:14:49,912 Carmelo! You know, I don't like being tough! 989 01:15:21,022 --> 01:15:23,989 I'm full ! But an empty one comes after ... 990 01:15:31,933 --> 01:15:33,657 Hey, do you want me to take you somewhere? 991 01:15:33,853 --> 01:15:38,261 Okay, but you climb back through the flowers. 992 01:15:38,653 --> 01:15:40,180 - What, in the back? - So why ? 993 01:15:40,285 --> 01:15:41,758 Where are the dead? 994 01:15:41,758 --> 01:15:46,678 - No one complained ... - But someone could. 995 01:15:46,813 --> 01:15:49,334 - Who says ? - The newspaper. 996 01:15:50,110 --> 01:15:53,176 "Five died in one road accident ", he writes. 997 01:15:54,493 --> 01:15:59,389 - Come on, slow ... okay. - I hurt everywhere. 998 01:15:59,389 --> 01:16:04,440 I can't even move, Do you want to make me worse? 999 01:16:08,412 --> 01:16:10,103 Let's go, Nicola! 1000 01:16:18,620 --> 01:16:22,035 Cat, take care of the cat! Hello, ma'am ... 1001 01:16:22,524 --> 01:16:25,077 - Hello, honorable. - You're a wonderful woman. 1002 01:16:25,213 --> 01:16:29,304 - Thanks ... - I would do anything for you. 1003 01:16:29,436 --> 01:16:32,156 Please, I don't want to to cause you problems ... 1004 01:16:32,156 --> 01:16:35,058 I'm sorry about last night, but I was strictly supervised ... 1005 01:16:35,196 --> 01:16:37,105 My wife is very jealous ... 1006 01:16:37,244 --> 01:16:39,994 "By the way, haven't you seen her?" - Before... 1007 01:16:40,092 --> 01:16:43,158 ... then they went on a trip to the volcano. 1008 01:16:43,292 --> 01:16:47,419 Have they already left? Is she alone with your husband? 1009 01:16:47,419 --> 01:16:50,070 - Just the two of them? - Only they ... 1010 01:16:50,204 --> 01:16:56,117 - Aren't you jealous of him? - They're human too! 1011 01:16:56,251 --> 01:17:00,026 They're all human, but you don't think so that something could happen? 1012 01:17:00,155 --> 01:17:03,319 Well, my husband smokes "just smoke" ... 1013 01:17:03,451 --> 01:17:06,353 Wonderful! His pistol is no longer loaded! 1014 01:17:07,643 --> 01:17:10,610 You will feel with me You are in the front line! 1015 01:17:27,067 --> 01:17:28,922 Lav� passed through here in '71. 1016 01:17:29,083 --> 01:17:32,312 The volcano may erupt, when you least expect it ... 1017 01:17:32,442 --> 01:17:34,898 It sounds scary! 1018 01:17:35,131 --> 01:17:38,875 In fact, my husband never did He's not coming here, he's scared! 1019 01:17:38,875 --> 01:17:42,519 As a child he was about to die of an eruption ... 1020 01:17:42,810 --> 01:17:44,119 Are you scared? 1021 01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:46,967 With a woman like you, I'm just scared of myself ... 1022 01:17:47,066 --> 01:17:49,074 Mister. at Noce, what do you mean? 1023 01:17:49,178 --> 01:17:50,967 You bastard! 1024 01:17:52,186 --> 01:17:55,153 Go on these stones, it's not easy ... 1025 01:17:55,258 --> 01:17:58,607 But you don't like this landscape, as if taken from "Dante's Inferno"? 1026 01:17:58,746 --> 01:18:01,364 I'm very hot! 1027 01:18:14,202 --> 01:18:16,722 - What are you looking at? - I heard a noise ... 1028 01:18:16,826 --> 01:18:19,030 ... who don't know what it can be. But, I see nothing! 1029 01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:23,830 - Are you sure you don't see anything? - Ma'am, don't be cold! 1030 01:18:23,929 --> 01:18:28,206 - Then warm me up! - Yes, I'll warm you up! 1031 01:18:28,665 --> 01:18:30,552 No, ma'am! 1032 01:18:32,153 --> 01:18:33,811 An eruption! 1033 01:18:35,161 --> 01:18:36,655 Help ! 1034 01:18:37,721 --> 01:18:41,234 Forgive me, Lord, if I have sinned! Let's go! 1035 01:18:41,337 --> 01:18:46,640 Are you leaving me in this hell ?! Wait for me, sir! 1036 01:18:50,073 --> 01:18:52,975 I'm a "respectable" woman! 1037 01:18:54,552 --> 01:18:58,644 Stop it! I'm a "respectable" woman! 1038 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,975 Stop it !! 1039 01:19:15,512 --> 01:19:19,440 - Hello, I hope to see you again! - I hope not! 1040 01:19:25,688 --> 01:19:28,760 Hi, Coco! Where is La Noce? 1041 01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:31,608 - The volcano! - What, "he can't say no"? 1042 01:19:31,608 --> 01:19:35,350 - The volcano! - Oh, "He lost his halo"! 1043 01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:39,986 Wait ... I'm going inside s ne �n�elegem! 1044 01:19:40,279 --> 01:19:42,352 What happened Who made you mayor? 1045 01:19:42,583 --> 01:19:44,852 I didn't go for a ride! 1046 01:19:45,015 --> 01:19:47,830 How are you buddy ? It's a pleasure to see you again! 1047 01:19:49,879 --> 01:19:53,327 Help, save him! 1048 01:19:53,431 --> 01:19:54,740 - It's back! - Help ! 1049 01:19:54,903 --> 01:19:58,286 - I can't swim! "Leave me alone, madam!" 1050 01:19:58,519 --> 01:19:59,893 Hold it! 1051 01:20:02,103 --> 01:20:04,110 Come over ! Here... 1052 01:20:04,503 --> 01:20:06,161 Come on, ... 1053 01:20:08,150 --> 01:20:10,703 No, you broke your neck! 1054 01:20:19,351 --> 01:20:21,620 Mom, what house? Is there anyone? 1055 01:20:22,326 --> 01:20:23,733 Trie�te! 1056 01:20:25,718 --> 01:20:29,067 - Sir. Pedicotti ... - What did you want to do? Explain yourself! 1057 01:20:31,158 --> 01:20:33,678 Martha, Martha, I'm going to kill someone! 1058 01:20:33,878 --> 01:20:37,391 - Are you spying on me ?! - What the ? I can not hear you ! 1059 01:20:42,646 --> 01:20:45,199 Curved! Do you think you're on vacation? 1060 01:20:45,333 --> 01:20:47,788 What can't I take on vacation? when I want, I'm a free woman! 1061 01:20:47,894 --> 01:20:52,880 No, you just do what I tell you! You have to respect me! 1062 01:20:52,981 --> 01:20:56,015 I protect you from exploiters! 1063 01:20:59,733 --> 01:21:04,140 Quick, my husband is worried! They're making a scene for us! 1064 01:21:04,245 --> 01:21:07,594 Don't run, have mercy on my foot! 1065 01:21:08,533 --> 01:21:11,315 If you want to be a whore, you have to take everything seriously! 1066 01:21:11,445 --> 01:21:13,966 The only whore here is your sister! 1067 01:21:15,541 --> 01:21:18,127 - How dare you? - What else do you want ?! 1068 01:21:18,228 --> 01:21:21,011 How dare you love a lady! 1069 01:21:21,108 --> 01:21:25,200 - Who the hell are you? - I own the house! 1070 01:21:25,364 --> 01:21:28,299 Go fuck yourself, you idiot! 1071 01:21:31,797 --> 01:21:34,185 What the hell' ! You don't know who I am! 1072 01:21:34,325 --> 01:21:35,699 Oh, the foot! 1073 01:21:36,020 --> 01:21:37,482 Get out of the way! 1074 01:21:38,868 --> 01:21:42,927 Marta, how did you get here? I �mbr�cat� a�a? 1075 01:21:43,060 --> 01:21:47,599 - I came to meet your mistress. - How dare you, apologize immediately! 1076 01:21:47,828 --> 01:21:49,072 Here you go ! 1077 01:21:49,620 --> 01:21:51,692 - T�rfo! - You bitch! 1078 01:21:51,860 --> 01:21:53,748 What are you doing Stop it! 1079 01:21:55,763 --> 01:21:58,927 Albertini, darling, what did they do to you 1080 01:21:59,188 --> 01:22:02,003 That's enough, you ladies! 1081 01:22:04,852 --> 01:22:07,273 Ladies, calm down! This is a respectable house! 1082 01:22:07,443 --> 01:22:09,516 Shut up, old pimp! 1083 01:22:09,619 --> 01:22:11,823 Marta, please try to understand! 1084 01:22:12,020 --> 01:22:13,645 It's a matter of business! 1085 01:22:13,748 --> 01:22:17,359 I did it to save you of this pervert! 1086 01:22:17,588 --> 01:22:20,457 He likes the wives of other men, So I hired a fake wife. 1087 01:22:20,564 --> 01:22:22,985 How dare you talk like that! 1088 01:22:23,603 --> 01:22:25,512 Help ! Help ! 1089 01:22:26,035 --> 01:22:30,061 - God, I'll be right back! "He's wine!" 1090 01:22:30,899 --> 01:22:34,696 Let him go, I take care of him! 1091 01:23:26,865 --> 01:23:30,062 This is a kidnapping, I'm sending you all to jail! 1092 01:23:30,290 --> 01:23:31,602 - What is this ? - A sedative. 1093 01:23:31,602 --> 01:23:35,115 I don't want to be sedated, I am a free citizen! 1094 01:23:35,249 --> 01:23:39,078 What did I break, Doctor? 1095 01:23:39,538 --> 01:23:41,807 Can't you talk? Are you stupid? 1096 01:23:41,937 --> 01:23:44,719 You took me to the worst doctor! 1097 01:23:44,849 --> 01:23:48,497 You will pay for everything! 1098 01:23:48,497 --> 01:23:50,798 You heard ? You will pay for all the damage! 1099 01:23:51,153 --> 01:23:55,376 - Who I ? - Leave him alone, he's in shock! 1100 01:23:55,889 --> 01:23:58,638 I'm a victim of a evil plot! 1101 01:23:58,737 --> 01:24:02,250 - Shut up! - How dare you? 1102 01:24:02,353 --> 01:24:04,774 You, sir, are a bastard! 1103 01:24:04,881 --> 01:24:07,466 - And a cuckold! - It's not true, I didn't do anything! 1104 01:24:07,569 --> 01:24:10,219 Maybe, but he deserves to be cuckolded, You too! 1105 01:24:10,736 --> 01:24:14,085 What the hell are you talking about ?! Fuck you, monk, please! 1106 01:24:14,224 --> 01:24:16,974 - Peace be with you ... - And with you, father ... 1107 01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:19,824 I see you reunited ... How are you, son? 1108 01:24:19,824 --> 01:24:22,726 - Good compared to my uncle. - Who's your uncle? 1109 01:24:22,864 --> 01:24:24,016 He died ! 1110 01:24:24,016 --> 01:24:26,569 I don't want painkillers anymore! 1111 01:24:26,672 --> 01:24:30,829 - Who he is, I don't know him ... - Nobody knows me! 1112 01:24:30,927 --> 01:24:35,815 You'll see me tomorrow a newspaper article in the newspaper ... 1113 01:24:35,952 --> 01:24:39,432 Don't want to hear a summary? 1114 01:24:39,567 --> 01:24:44,302 "It was once an industry, which after polluting the river ... 1115 01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:51,142 ... with its factory, asked for help from an honorable ... 1116 01:24:51,247 --> 01:24:55,306 ... which I will not name, but I'll show it with my nose! " 1117 01:25:05,391 --> 01:25:06,951 Thanks ... 1118 01:25:07,054 --> 01:25:12,008 In this period of combining social needs And industrial development ... 1119 01:25:12,175 --> 01:25:15,077 ... Mr. La Noce, which you know ... 1120 01:25:15,950 --> 01:25:21,798 .. and the Honorable Pedicotti, future deputy ... 1121 01:25:22,062 --> 01:25:27,918 ... they managed to save Hundreds of jobs ... 1122 01:25:27,918 --> 01:25:31,234 ... of the Straccolone company, whose products ... 1123 01:25:32,046 --> 01:25:34,697 ... now they are sold abroad! 1124 01:25:37,678 --> 01:25:40,678 He's a flirtatious secretary, not like the Albertini idiot! 1125 01:25:40,846 --> 01:25:45,221 - He's so smart! - Full of resources ... 1126 01:25:53,262 --> 01:25:57,833 What do you not understand? The night is better than the day! 1127 01:25:57,933 --> 01:26:01,282 - In what sense? - The night brings more money! 1128 01:26:01,421 --> 01:26:03,494 You only work five hours! 1129 01:26:03,726 --> 01:26:07,661 Plus we can use the day to ... 1130 01:26:07,661 --> 01:26:10,978 It's a delicate thing ... I have to think again ... 1131 01:26:11,117 --> 01:26:13,451 No discussion ..., I'm not afraid of anyone ... 1132 01:26:13,613 --> 01:26:15,500 Once I want something, I get it! 1133 01:26:15,597 --> 01:26:19,492 If I decided to work at night, You will work at night, do you understand ?! 1134 01:26:19,661 --> 01:26:21,187 Good... 1135 01:26:31,917 --> 01:26:34,470 - Bye... - Stay calm. 1136 01:26:35,788 --> 01:26:38,090 It's a dead night ... 1137 01:26:38,285 --> 01:26:40,838 - I only had two clients ... - Good luck! 1138 01:26:41,069 --> 01:26:43,076 Who is this princess? 1139 01:26:44,108 --> 01:26:45,580 What are you doing here ?! 1140 01:26:45,580 --> 01:26:48,809 - You are without shame! - Stupid! 1141 01:26:48,908 --> 01:26:51,974 Look who's talking! 1142 01:26:52,876 --> 01:26:56,553 - Move your ass out of here or ...! - Yes, go! 1143 01:26:56,972 --> 01:26:59,361 What the hell do you want from me ?! 1144 01:27:01,612 --> 01:27:06,052 I lie to you! Whores! 1145 01:27:21,996 --> 01:27:24,451 What's with this noise? 1146 01:27:26,444 --> 01:27:28,647 And who are you? 1147 01:27:28,747 --> 01:27:33,668 Listen to the boy, this is Francesco's territory! 1148 01:27:33,899 --> 01:27:37,990 Francesco? Who is Francesco? 1149 01:27:38,219 --> 01:27:44,514 Who the hell is Francesco? Who is ?! 1150 01:27:45,899 --> 01:27:49,194 Frankie, show the bastard ... 1151 01:28:52,745 --> 01:28:56,257 "Francesco, don't hurt me!" - Go to hell ! 1152 01:28:57,001 --> 01:28:58,277 Not ! 1153 01:29:04,841 --> 01:29:07,939 Francesco. You kill him! 1154 01:29:09,417 --> 01:29:10,824 Come over... 1155 01:29:11,721 --> 01:29:14,982 Did you see his hand? 1156 01:29:15,432 --> 01:29:17,439 Come on, honey, wine ... 92633