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And the nominees
for the Best Yell
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in an Action Film are...
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Vin Spiegel
in Go Forth Gut-wrenched.
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Ten, nine,
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eight, seven, six,
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five, four, three...
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And Professor Piero Pomponi
for Bad Informations.
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And Brick Maxwell
for The Big Bang II:
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Light the Fuse.
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And Nic Cassino for Spike Five:
Death Match 3000.
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And the award goes to...
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- My God! Brick Maxwell!
- Ooh! Brick Maxwell
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for The Big Bang II:
Light the Fuse!
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Whoo!
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How about a Slow Screw
Against the Wall?
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Can you believe this kid?
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Can't even do a pushup
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and he's the new face
of action films.
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Please.
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Estrogen
is the new testosterone.
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The demographic is changing
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and they want
a new kind of hero.
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One who's
a little more vulnerable.
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Shit, it's all done
with computers anyway.
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That's what I'm saying, Jack.
Award's for action films.
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- Not action cartoons.
- Hmm.
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-The stuff I do is real.
-Yeah.
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Fire, explosions, car chases.
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- This scar. Morocco, 2016.
-Yeah.
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You won this award
- three years running.
- Yeah.
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And your next film
is testing through the roof.
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You're still young.
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Jack, I'm 53.
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Fifty is the new 20.
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Yeah, right.
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Fifty. Still haven't done
my Streetcar Named Desire.
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The world needs to see...
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...the Brando.
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I'm gonna swallow a bug.
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Why don't you come by
my office tomorrow, we can talk.
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I might have something for you.
A Disney project.
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- Disney?
-Disney.
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-Family films?
- Yeah, why not?
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Yeah, could show my range.
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Exactly.
It's an opportunity for you.
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Interesting.
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Magilla Gorilla?
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What?
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It's got heat.
They're talking ensemble cast.
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Check this out.
Danny DeVito as Mr. Peebles.
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I'm not playing a gorilla, Jack!
That's where I draw the line.
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You're not gonna play a gorilla.
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Just lend your voice. No!
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The old man would turn
in his grave
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if he knew his son
was playing an ape.
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Nic, it's a payday.
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It could be a future franchise.
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What's happening
with The Horseman?
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Listen, I gotta call you back.
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They're going
with Brick Maxwell.
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They wanted someone
a little more...
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prepubescent.
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What? What does that mean?
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Younger, Nic.
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They wanted someone younger.
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Look, kid, it happens fast
in this business.
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One day,
you're on the top of the hill,
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the next day you're over it.
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It kills me that
you're not getting the parts.
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Believe me.
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I raised my tent on your pole.
Remember?
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Spike? Spike II? Spike III?
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But things change.
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Yesterday,
it was underdog action heroes.
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Today, it's... teenage zombies.
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Hey, here's something
you might like.
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No cartoons, Jack. Not now.
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- No cartoons.
-No. No, no.
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A festival in Italy wants to do
a retrospective on your career.
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Why don't you take Aurora
and have a nice trip?
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I haven't seen her
since the awards.
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- Uh, a retrospective?
- Then go yourself.
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The Italians have
always loved your films.
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Sure. Like, where? Where is it?
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In Naples.
The Giffoni Film Festival.
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Hmm.
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I could use a bit of love.
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I think.
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Mr. Cassino?
We're ready to go.
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Great.
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♪ If I could, you know
I would try and tell you ♪
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♪ How it all went gone to seed
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♪ If I could move
When you shoot ♪
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♪ I'd fire back at you ♪
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♪ I'm in an awful way
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♪ When I was poor
I was a harder man, I tell you ♪
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♪ Worked 47 hours a week
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♪ But with holes in my shoes ♪
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♪ I didn't have no blues ♪
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♪ I'm in an awful place ♪
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♪ Now, you're cutting me off
At the knees ♪
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♪ And you're cutting me off
At the heart ♪
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♪ I caught some trouble
Under my feet ♪
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♪ But I gotta be moving along ♪
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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♪ I gotta be moving on ♪
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♪ Moving on ♪
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♪ Move!
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Ladies and gentlemen, kids.
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Stay, stay, stay!
Just a moment! Stay!
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The director of the film
is in attendance
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and will be available
for a Q&A.
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Stay! Stay, stay, stay!
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Please! Just a moment!
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A question?
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I have a question.
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The American superhero,
Nic Cassino?
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Where is the conference?
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Uh, Lore,
do you remember Fausto?
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We taught filmmaking together
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at the Centro Sperimentale.
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Ah, yes, of course.
The days of hope and glory.
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I told Fabrizio,
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any service I can provide
to help his career.
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I am, as we say in Naples...
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I am available.
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Whatever you need.
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Do you sell life insurance?
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Ah!
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It was a joke.
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Fabrizio, you know, it's late.
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The hydrofoil for Ischia
is leaving in an hour.
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And Ombretta?
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She's outside trying
to get a signal.
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Nello is calling
to meet us at the port.
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- So, very nice to meet you.
- Bye.
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Our daughter.
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She's an actress.
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- Can we go now?
- Yes, we go.
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- Is it Lello?
- Nello.
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Nello, Lello.
What's the difference?
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"Marry and buy cattle
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from your own town
and you won't be let down."
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Yes. Of course.
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- A lot of good it did me. Hmm.
-Jack!
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Yep, safe and sound.
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Could've warned me
about the Amalfi drive.
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You know what I'm like
with heights.
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[OVER PHONE] Hey,
I got some news for you.
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Mm-hmm?
The Horseman came through?
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You sittin' down?
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Uh...
I am now. I'm sitting.
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What's the news?
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Not that kind of news.
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-Uh-huh?
-Aurora came by.
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-Right?
-She's filing for divorce.
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Hmm. Interesting.
That's... That's terrific.
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Yeah! I love you, too.
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My wife's filing for divorce.
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Yeah, she's off
with Brick... Brick Maxwell.
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Noodle arms. Spaghetti arms.
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The guy who pretends
he's an action hero.
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Really not. I love you, too.
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Jack, you need
to get me out of this.
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[OVER PHONE] You wanna use
the food allergy routine?
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Yeah. Whatever, yeah.
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I'll try to hold the jet
for you.
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Right. Uh, wait.
Uh, Jack. Um...
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I need some time. Is there...
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any place out here where
I can stay low for a few days?
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Well,
George Clooney's villa
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is up for sale.
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But it's way up north.
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What about Sofia's?
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Vin Spiegel's staying there.
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They're prepping
Sergeant Stone.
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Right, well-- God.
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Anywhere where no one knows
who I am.
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- All right.
-Wait a second.
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There's an Italian actress
who's got a villa nearby.
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Place called Ischia.
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Yeah. Ischia.
Sounds great. All right.
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Nello, I introduce
my mother, Lorella.
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- Nice to meet you.
- And my father, Fabrizio.
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It's a pleasure
and an honor to meet you.
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I've heard so much
of your films.
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- Have you seen any of them?
-No.
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But I feel as I have.
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Ombretta has spoken
of them so often.
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Such courage to make
a three-hour film
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in this day and age.
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Courage?
Interesting point of view.
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- Listen, Lello.
- Nello.
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Sorry. Nello.
We are very tired.
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Six hours on the train,
three hours at the festival.
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Can we just go to the hydrofoil?
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Papa. Nello has
a surprise for you.
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- Yes?
-Yes.
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A private boat and tour.
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Wow. Hmm.
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And as we reach
the end of our tour,
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I'd like to show you
the most beautiful jewels
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of our exotic island.
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I am speaking, of course,
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of the many celebrity villas
here in Ischia.
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We are in the district of Zaro.
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And here,
at one time or another,
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famous director
Luchino Visconti,
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international actress
Liz Taylor,
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and her lover, Richard Burton,
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made Ischia
their summer residence.
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Sorry, can you close it?
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Thank you.
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And so, signori,
I now bid you arrivederci.
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Auf Wiedersehen.
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Au revoir.
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Ni hao.
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Bye!
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Uh, excuse me.
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Are you looking perhaps
for "Favuzzo?"
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Oh, si! Favuzzo!
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I am Angioletto.
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Di Meglio. I am the father of--
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- Ah, Lello. Of course.
- Nello.
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Oh. Nello, Lello.
What's the difference, huh?
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You're right.
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Thank you.
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But... But--
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Where are the two fidanzatini?
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The... the young lovers.
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Nello went to check
for our hotel.
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- We are very tired.
- Yeah.
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Oh! You are our guests.
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Filomena has already prepared
your room,
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and she has been cooking
for three days.
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Ah, but we have just met.
We really can't impose.
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No, no, no--We can't impose, we--
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With the engagement
of our children,
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we are practically family.
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And besides
we have plenty of room.
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Oh, come on! Come on!
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Plenty of room...
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Plenty of room!
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Lello!
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-It's Nello.
- Nello. Nello.
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- How many kilometers?
- Just ten!
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- Just ten?
-Yes.
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Ah, we are lucky.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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- Very lucky.
- Very lucky.
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The Great Nic Cassino!
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Welcome to Villa Antonietta.
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Nicola. Grazie mille.
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Thanks for the hospitality.
259
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Ah, you speak Italian!
260
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,596
Well, kinda. Not really.
261
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,556
Well, my dad taught me
and my brother,
262
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,427
but I stopped using it
when he died.
263
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,169
Ah! Your brother is died?
264
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,737
No. Uh, we just haven't spoken
265
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,913
in English or Italian
in a long time.
266
00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:01,134
I'm sorry.
My English not so fine.
267
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:05,051
- Well, my Italian's not so fine.
- Ah. I think.
268
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:06,661
Okay.
269
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,750
- Come. Come here.
-Great.
270
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,494
This is the gym.
271
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,235
Ah.
272
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,366
Fabulous!
273
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,543
At any mode,
here are the keys.
274
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:24,331
Accomodati.
Uh, make yourself at home.
275
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,419
Hmm.
276
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,073
Very kind of you.
277
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,639
Uh...
278
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,947
Can I eat you tonight?
279
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,080
Hmm?
280
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,082
Uh. Ask her
281
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,214
if she wants to have dinner
with me tonight.
282
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,521
Mr. Cassino's asking if you want
to have dinner with him tonight.
283
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,392
Ah!
284
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,003
Thanks, but...
285
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,787
I can't, um...
286
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,268
Sorry, tell him I can't.
287
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,747
I have to go back to Rome.
288
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,575
I have a role
in the Sergeant Stone movie.
289
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,708
Mr. Nic, she is going to Rome.
290
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,579
For the Sergeant Stone movie.
291
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,322
Ah. Well,
give my regards to Vin.
292
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,021
Nic, now I really have to go.
293
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,286
For anything, call me.
294
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:09,115
Mm-hmm. Chiamami. The keys.
295
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,117
Thanks.
296
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:12,988
Bye, Nic.
Bye.
297
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,729
Bye. Ciao.
298
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,341
Jack, it's great.
You nailed it.
299
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,603
It's got a gym and everything.
300
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,823
And the view... Mediterranean.
301
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,304
Stunning. Beautiful.
302
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,263
Jack, I've been thinking.
303
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,178
It's time for me
to get back to basics,
304
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,006
like when I wrote Spike
in three days
305
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,660
in that sweatbox.
306
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:35,054
Reclaim the throne, so to speak.
307
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:44,802
Uh, Jack.
308
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,848
It's time for me
to get back to work.
309
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,546
Enjoy, enjoy, help yourself!
310
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,680
I am allergic to liver.
311
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:56,379
No. No liver.
No liver. You can eat.
312
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,251
-Uh-huh.
-No liver.
313
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,733
Ah, do you like it?
314
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:03,995
It's testicles!
315
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:07,738
The balls
are the best part.
316
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,831
You see... you see,
317
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,095
I am convinced that here
318
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:19,228
I will receive an inspiration.
319
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,621
- An inspiration.
- Ah.
320
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:24,407
For me, coming to Ischia
is like a pilgrimage.
321
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:28,803
And La Colombaia,
the villa of Visconti,
322
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:31,371
is the holy land for...
323
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,981
Neorealism.
324
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,896
Oh!
325
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,768
Perhaps our son will someday
326
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:40,075
become a famous director
like you.
327
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,555
Like him!
328
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,123
No... let's hope not!
329
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:48,997
Just kidding! Just kidding!
330
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,694
Ah, ah.
331
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:51,956
Cheers, cheers, cheers!
332
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:53,523
Cheers! Cheers!
333
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,438
Thank you.
334
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,881
Maurizio.
335
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:05,492
- Marco.
-Mr. Nic?
336
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,494
Huh? Mr. Nic?
337
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,191
Breathe, breathe.
338
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,150
Breathe slowly.
339
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,239
Breathe.
340
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,763
Breathe. Breathe.
341
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:29,603
Fabrizio...
342
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,407
Ladies and gentlemen,
343
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,670
La Colombaia is now closing.
344
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,629
Please, this way.
345
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,503
Could this be...
346
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,897
Visconti's writing room?
347
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,342
La Colombaia is now closing.
348
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,996
Please proceed to the exit.
349
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:04,872
Eh... OMBRETTA: Papa?
350
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,135
- Papa?
- Ah. Papa?
351
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:09,572
Oh, no.
352
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:12,749
Excuse me.
353
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:13,750
Fabrizio!
354
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,012
Excuse me.
355
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,188
Excuse me!
356
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:39,210
Hello!
357
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:42,388
Help! Please!
358
00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:45,478
- Fabrizio!
- Papa?
359
00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:01,320
Help. Help!
360
00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:15,029
Help! Help!
361
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,859
Help!
362
00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:29,435
Ouch, that hurt!
363
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,744
Ouch, that hurt!
364
00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:34,238
Visconti's
long lost masterpiece...
365
00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:40,680
"IN SEARCH OF LOST TIME"
LUCHINO VISCONTI
366
00:23:56,347 --> 00:23:58,437
Oh!
367
00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:09,012
Oh mamma, oh mamma.
368
00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:12,494
Slowly, slowly...
369
00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:29,555
And here we are
on the set ofThe Horseman,
370
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,426
the latest apocalyptic
action film...
371
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,646
...currently filming
in New York,
372
00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:36,083
starring rising action
movie star Brick Maxwell.
373
00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:40,304
And speaking of Armageddon,
374
00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:42,219
NASA's just reported
that the path
375
00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:44,439
of the massive asteroid
set to miss Earth
376
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:47,224
by 100,000 miles
has been recalculated.
377
00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:49,270
Make that 200,000--[SMACKS LIPS] Stupid.
378
00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:12,598
Luchino!
379
00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:35,708
"Book number one."
380
00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:39,799
- But... where is book two?
-Huh?
381
00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:42,541
Book two.
382
00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:01,951
Excuse me! Excuse me!
383
00:26:03,431 --> 00:26:05,738
- But... why is closed?
-Huh?
384
00:26:05,912 --> 00:26:08,218
Inagibile. Condemned.
385
00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:11,482
"Condemned due
to a recent collapse."
386
00:26:11,787 --> 00:26:14,616
But... but I must enter.
387
00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:17,184
I left something inside,
very important.
388
00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:18,620
If you wish,
I can search.
389
00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:20,361
What did it look like?
390
00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:24,495
A last glimmer of hope.
391
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:58,355
Is there anything
I can help you find?
392
00:26:59,226 --> 00:27:01,663
The highest precipice
on the island.
393
00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:05,536
Okay.
394
00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:08,017
Come on.
395
00:27:14,894 --> 00:27:18,071
You may find what
you are looking for here.
396
00:27:19,028 --> 00:27:20,160
If not,
397
00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:22,858
there is a nice cliff
over there.
398
00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:30,126
SILENCE AND PRAYER
399
00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:46,621
Hello.
400
00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:49,842
It's me.
401
00:27:50,538 --> 00:27:51,974
Fabrizio Favuzzo.
402
00:27:52,975 --> 00:27:55,891
You remember? Uh, Obtusion?
403
00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:58,502
Nonsense.
404
00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,721
The Scream.
405
00:28:06,206 --> 00:28:07,686
Maybe not, huh?
406
00:28:09,296 --> 00:28:12,299
My films are totally
forgettable, as am I.
407
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,956
But to be shown the heavens
408
00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:19,567
only to be dashed to the rocks
409
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:23,266
is crueler than any failure
I could direct.
410
00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:27,662
There must be a design for me.
411
00:28:28,837 --> 00:28:32,319
Some grand storyboard.
412
00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:38,238
If there is a way for me
to make this film,
413
00:28:38,325 --> 00:28:42,459
please, please give me a sign.
414
00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:52,687
Hello.
415
00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:55,255
Ah, Lorella.
416
00:28:56,038 --> 00:28:57,039
Yes...
417
00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:00,303
Yes, I wanted... I wanted...
418
00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:01,435
Mm-hmm?
419
00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:03,524
Yes, but...
420
00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:06,745
Exactly... I wanted...
421
00:29:08,398 --> 00:29:10,400
Hello? Hello?
422
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:14,796
My wife reminds me
we have a reservation
423
00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:16,319
at Il Bracconiere.
424
00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:17,625
[IN ITALIAN] Uh-oh!
425
00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:19,453
I almost forgot.
426
00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:22,021
I have to drop you off,
then I am...
427
00:29:22,108 --> 00:29:23,065
I'm working...
428
00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:24,980
...at the port.
429
00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:26,199
Ah!
430
00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:30,551
Come on.
431
00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:56,533
Fabrizio.
432
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,058
Fabrizio, where are you going?
433
00:29:59,145 --> 00:30:02,975
You said it was this way
to the cliff?
434
00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:11,853
Sorry.
435
00:30:20,557 --> 00:30:21,863
Sorry.
436
00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:14,742
Everything alright?
437
00:31:15,656 --> 00:31:18,267
Angioletto,
it's a sign.
438
00:31:19,747 --> 00:31:23,142
La Madonna has shown me
a miracle.
439
00:31:24,099 --> 00:31:26,319
Nic Cassino will do my film.
440
00:31:27,755 --> 00:31:30,714
But what Nic Cassino?
That was a sosia.
441
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:31,933
A body double.
442
00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:34,327
Ischia is famous for them.
443
00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:37,112
Did you see how he spoke
to you in Italian?
444
00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:40,986
No, no. No, no, it was him.
I'm sure of it.
445
00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:45,077
It's my destiny.
446
00:31:46,382 --> 00:31:50,473
Everything in my life
has brought me to Ischia.
447
00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:54,042
To find the manuscript.
448
00:31:54,521 --> 00:31:56,871
To cross paths
with the great Nic Cassino.
449
00:31:58,438 --> 00:32:00,919
We must find him. Will you help?
450
00:32:02,790 --> 00:32:04,096
To find another cliff?
451
00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:10,972
Yes.
452
00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:16,847
Guys...
453
00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:20,155
Anyone seen
Nic Cassino on the island?
454
00:32:20,242 --> 00:32:22,157
Of course. He's playing
at Cinema delle Vittorie
455
00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:23,463
in Forio for another week
456
00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:24,899
before they close
for the summer.
457
00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:26,118
No.
458
00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:29,208
Not in the cinema.
On the island.
459
00:32:29,425 --> 00:32:32,820
Angioletto,
I saw Sylvester Stallone
460
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,257
- at Ischia Ponte.
-Sylvester Stallone?
461
00:32:35,344 --> 00:32:37,694
Are you nuts?
462
00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:38,957
Good morning.
463
00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:40,132
Morning, Titina.
464
00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:42,308
Hi, guys.
465
00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:44,179
An ice cream. Strawberry.
466
00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:45,615
Hi, Titina.
467
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:50,490
Titi. What do know
about any celebrities on Ischia?
468
00:32:50,707 --> 00:32:54,146
Oh, besides the fact that
they are ruining the island?
469
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:58,237
But... but have you seen
anyone lately?
470
00:32:58,846 --> 00:32:59,847
Mm.
471
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:02,719
There is an American
staying in Zaro.
472
00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:05,766
- At Sabrina Fiorucci's villa.
-Hmm.
473
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:07,986
And do you know who it is?
474
00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:10,901
So what?
475
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:12,251
Who gives a shit?
476
00:33:12,338 --> 00:33:14,079
[IN ITALIAN] Well done.
477
00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:15,645
Thank you, guys!
478
00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:17,734
Bye!
479
00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:26,091
Fabrizio.
480
00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:27,701
Fabrizio.
481
00:33:29,398 --> 00:33:33,359
-Who is it?
- Angioletto. Come outside.
482
00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:38,973
Oh. Come on.
483
00:33:44,544 --> 00:33:45,762
Come on, come on.
484
00:33:50,071 --> 00:33:51,812
He is at Zaro.
485
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,249
Sabrina Fiorucci's villa.
486
00:33:55,816 --> 00:33:58,514
- Who?
- Nic Cassino.
487
00:33:59,385 --> 00:34:00,951
Nic Cassino? Let's go!
488
00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:05,826
Fabrizio, Fabrizio.
Are you all right?
489
00:34:06,305 --> 00:34:08,220
- Yes, yes.
- Okay, listen to me.
490
00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:09,830
There is a problem.
491
00:34:10,352 --> 00:34:12,659
The villa is blindato.
Locked down.
492
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,444
There are walls
and security cameras.
493
00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:17,055
There is no way to get in.
494
00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,016
We need a plan.
495
00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:23,104
Yeah.
496
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:27,326
We need actors. Props.
497
00:34:27,413 --> 00:34:28,675
Wardrobe.
498
00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:31,982
Special effects.
499
00:34:34,855 --> 00:34:37,379
You need an assistant director.
500
00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:39,338
- Lello!
- Nello.
501
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,134
Mr. Nic,
there is a phone call for you.
502
00:34:53,395 --> 00:34:54,396
Who is it?
503
00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:57,660
Someone named Fabrizio Favuzzo.
He said he is a director.
504
00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,272
Who the hell
is Fabrizio Favuzzo?
505
00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:03,275
Who the hell
is Fabrizio Favuzzo?
506
00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:05,842
He said to look out the window.
507
00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:07,235
What?
508
00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:08,715
He said to look out the window.
509
00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:30,128
What is this?
An episode of Gilligan's Island?
510
00:35:39,354 --> 00:35:40,703
Mr. Cassino!
511
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:02,508
So, uh, Maestro--
I mean, Mastro Favuzzo.
512
00:36:02,943 --> 00:36:05,337
I gotta say, I'm not much
of a fan of European cinema.
513
00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:08,644
I find the, uh,
the subtitles distracting.
514
00:36:08,949 --> 00:36:10,342
But what can I do for you?
515
00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:18,263
It's not what you can do for me.
It's what I can do for you.
516
00:36:19,351 --> 00:36:20,352
Interesting.
517
00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:25,792
I have here
518
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:30,100
an original script
by Luchino Visconti.
519
00:36:31,014 --> 00:36:35,280
An unedited opera
and neorealistic masterpiece
520
00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:40,415
based on Proust's novel,
AÀ la recherche du temps perdu.
521
00:36:40,502 --> 00:36:43,026
The Search for Lost Time.
522
00:36:43,157 --> 00:36:46,943
An unfinished work
and culmination
523
00:36:47,030 --> 00:36:49,598
of his artistic vision
524
00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:53,950
that has never seen
the light of day.
525
00:36:57,650 --> 00:36:58,738
And?
526
00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:04,352
And I want you to star in it.
527
00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:05,919
Hmm.
528
00:37:08,574 --> 00:37:10,967
- Visconti?
- Yes. Yes.
529
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:14,884
Maybe you have heard of him?
Um...
530
00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:17,235
Death in Venice?
531
00:37:18,192 --> 00:37:19,237
Can't say that I have.
532
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,153
The Leopard? Il Gattopardo.
533
00:37:24,938 --> 00:37:27,201
Uh, Leopard. Sounds familiar.
534
00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:32,772
Bellissima? Uh, Ossessione?
535
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,034
Senso!
536
00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:37,211
Yeah. Sex films.
537
00:37:38,647 --> 00:37:42,738
Uh, Lello? Hmm. Uh... Um...
538
00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:46,916
Rocco e i suoi fratelli.
Rocky and His Brothers.
539
00:37:47,090 --> 00:37:50,920
- It's a boxing film.
- Ah! Boxing! Boxing film.
540
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,445
Now we're getting somewhere.
541
00:37:53,662 --> 00:37:55,403
- But have you seen it?
- No.
542
00:37:55,969 --> 00:37:57,231
Listen, Favuzzo.
543
00:37:57,362 --> 00:37:59,364
I'm booked solid
for the next ten years
544
00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:01,670
doing blockbusters,
and I'm writing my own film.
545
00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:04,499
But anyway, listen.
I'll give you my agent's number.
546
00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:06,414
No, no.
547
00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:11,245
And... yeah. Just call me.
548
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:13,856
- Right.
- At some point.
549
00:38:14,770 --> 00:38:17,382
Okay, uh, but... but--
550
00:38:21,037 --> 00:38:22,691
- Oh, uh, Favuzzo.
- Yeah?
551
00:38:22,996 --> 00:38:24,084
Pleasure meeting you.
552
00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:27,043
- America!
- American.
553
00:38:29,089 --> 00:38:31,352
Uh, good luck with your film.
554
00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:33,659
- Thank you very much.
-My pleasure.
555
00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:40,187
Hmm. Art films.
No. No. Not happening.
556
00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:44,017
He doesn't know
Luchino Visconti.
557
00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:46,324
-Incredible.
-Maurizio.
558
00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:48,978
See if you can find me
a copy of that Rocco movie.
559
00:39:05,604 --> 00:39:07,780
You haven't written a page
in four and a half days.
560
00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:10,652
You wrote Spike
in half that time.
561
00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:16,136
Maurizio.
562
00:39:17,224 --> 00:39:21,054
I need a break.
Is there a town around here?
563
00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:22,403
Yes, Mr. Nic.
564
00:39:22,534 --> 00:39:24,536
All right. Let's...
let's get out of here.
565
00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:27,016
Ah. Where's the limo?
566
00:39:27,495 --> 00:39:30,803
No limousines in Ischia,
but we have a minivan instead.
567
00:39:31,238 --> 00:39:34,284
Mm-hmm?
Looks more like a skinny van.
568
00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:35,982
Interesting.
569
00:40:30,776 --> 00:40:31,820
"Torno s..."
570
00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:33,692
I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW
571
00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:34,867
...sebati."
572
00:40:37,609 --> 00:40:38,871
"Next Saturday."
573
00:40:41,177 --> 00:40:44,180
"Torno subito."
Subito not sabato.
574
00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:45,791
It means "right away."
575
00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:48,228
- Hmm.
-You don't eat lunch
in America?
576
00:40:48,663 --> 00:40:51,318
Uh, well, I usually start
577
00:40:51,405 --> 00:40:52,754
with breakfast
and a piece of fruit.
578
00:40:52,885 --> 00:40:53,973
Uh...
579
00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:55,801
How'd... how'd you know
I was American?
580
00:40:56,018 --> 00:40:59,848
Only Americans
wear boots in summer.
581
00:40:59,979 --> 00:41:00,980
Hmm.
582
00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:03,156
Interesting.
583
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:07,334
You don't know who I am.I... I really don't care.
584
00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:10,946
- Unless you're a tourist.
- Well, I played a tourist.
585
00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:12,818
- Uh, in a film.
-Hmm?
586
00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:15,211
It was a character
who spoiled a plot
587
00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:16,691
to blow up Saint Peter's...
588
00:41:16,822 --> 00:41:19,041
Uh, Nic Cassino.
589
00:41:19,128 --> 00:41:21,348
Uh, you might recognize me
from film and TV.
590
00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:22,480
- Thanks.
- Hmm.
591
00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:26,701
Oh, yes. I've seen your posters.
592
00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:28,747
But not the movies.
593
00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:32,664
- They are too fantastic for me.
- I guess they are.
594
00:41:32,751 --> 00:41:35,536
Yeah, like a video game
or a cartoon.
595
00:41:36,145 --> 00:41:37,538
Not at all important.
596
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:39,279
What do you mean, uh, important?
597
00:41:39,366 --> 00:41:40,846
I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW
598
00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:42,195
Just curious.
599
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:47,200
I mean that important
is like Visconti.
600
00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:50,072
Like Rocco and His Brothers.
601
00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:52,597
About two brothers
who fight over a woman.
602
00:41:53,032 --> 00:41:55,164
Do you know Visconti?
603
00:41:55,425 --> 00:41:58,559
Yeah. Visconti.
He did that, uh, boxing film.
604
00:41:58,646 --> 00:41:59,691
With Rocky.
605
00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:02,476
Yeah. I guess so.
606
00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:04,173
What's got into you,
bringing her here?
607
00:42:08,177 --> 00:42:10,049
Pretty?
608
00:42:10,179 --> 00:42:12,660
She's got goose bumps.
She's pale, she's nothing.
609
00:42:17,012 --> 00:42:19,232
Say that again,
if you've got the guts.
610
00:42:23,889 --> 00:42:25,238
Simone, stop!
611
00:42:26,326 --> 00:42:28,023
You're my brother,
I can't help that!
612
00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:31,549
Couldn't you
have thought of that before,
that I was your brother?
613
00:42:31,853 --> 00:42:34,682
You only think of that now
'cause you're scared.
614
00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:36,728
No, I'm not scared.
615
00:42:37,337 --> 00:42:40,601
No? Okay, come on, let me see.
616
00:42:44,518 --> 00:42:46,389
Simone, you're crazy!
Someone could come!
617
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,000
Out of my way!
618
00:42:48,696 --> 00:42:52,178
Oh, Carla...
619
00:42:58,010 --> 00:42:59,577
Sorry, Luigi.
620
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:06,627
Sorry, Luigi.
621
00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:17,812
Thank you.
622
00:43:18,421 --> 00:43:20,249
Thank you. Very nice. Thank you.
623
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,559
Lorella, wait.
624
00:43:26,255 --> 00:43:28,040
Here is the Parmigiana recipe.
625
00:43:28,257 --> 00:43:30,651
Thank you, that's so cute!
626
00:43:30,782 --> 00:43:32,348
You're so kind.
627
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:39,791
Favuzzo speaking.
628
00:43:43,316 --> 00:43:47,059
I have to... I...
629
00:43:47,494 --> 00:43:48,538
What?
630
00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:53,848
Who is it?
631
00:43:54,022 --> 00:43:55,371
Who is it?
632
00:43:55,545 --> 00:43:57,417
- Yeah?
-Are you okay?
633
00:43:57,504 --> 00:43:59,767
-Who is it?
- Are you okay?
634
00:44:02,901 --> 00:44:04,424
It's Nic Cassino!
635
00:44:04,554 --> 00:44:06,208
He wants to do your film!
636
00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:09,255
Exactly!
637
00:44:12,127 --> 00:44:13,955
Yeah, yeah. Sure!
638
00:44:15,957 --> 00:44:17,437
This is fantastic!
639
00:44:24,879 --> 00:44:26,054
Don't... don't drink.
640
00:44:26,141 --> 00:44:28,187
Don't drink too much!
Hey. Come on.
641
00:44:32,191 --> 00:44:35,150
Lello!
642
00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:38,284
Sorry. Sorry again. Sorry.
643
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,811
Taxi!
644
00:45:00,872 --> 00:45:02,134
Cut!
645
00:45:02,221 --> 00:45:04,440
Fabrizio, is that you?
646
00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:05,528
Come on!
647
00:45:06,138 --> 00:45:08,227
Are you all right?
648
00:45:08,357 --> 00:45:10,533
Yeah, come on.
649
00:45:10,664 --> 00:45:13,275
And so, my friend.
What brings you to Roma?
650
00:45:13,972 --> 00:45:16,975
- Uh, I have a script.
-Mm-hmm?
651
00:45:17,323 --> 00:45:21,022
I have Nic Cassino.
I need a producer.
652
00:45:21,153 --> 00:45:24,460
Yeah. And I have
the Johnny Depp, you know?
653
00:45:24,809 --> 00:45:26,767
In the film I'm making
in the back room.
654
00:45:26,854 --> 00:45:28,856
Wait. Johnny!
655
00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:33,556
Maestro, please tell us.
656
00:45:33,687 --> 00:45:35,341
Hey.
Nice work in there.
657
00:45:36,168 --> 00:45:37,430
Thank you, master.
658
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:39,780
Well done.
659
00:45:40,694 --> 00:45:43,044
Dino,
when you told me
660
00:45:43,131 --> 00:45:45,220
you were doing art films... DINO: No.
661
00:45:45,307 --> 00:45:47,266
...I thought--No, no. Stop. Stop.
662
00:45:47,353 --> 00:45:50,965
Fabrizio, no. Not art films.
663
00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:53,751
Hard films. Okay?
664
00:45:54,316 --> 00:45:56,971
My friend, who goes
to see art films? Come on.
665
00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:59,844
Uh, and then again,
what is an art film
666
00:46:00,105 --> 00:46:03,282
if not a kind of soft hard film,
huh?
667
00:46:03,673 --> 00:46:07,373
But what happened
to the ambitious producer
668
00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:08,766
- and director?
- Hmm.
669
00:46:08,896 --> 00:46:11,812
We're going to revive
the glory days
670
00:46:11,899 --> 00:46:13,074
of Italian cinema.
671
00:46:13,379 --> 00:46:16,251
Do you remember our first film?
Cannes!
672
00:46:16,382 --> 00:46:17,992
The Directors' Fortnight.
673
00:46:18,384 --> 00:46:20,908
What happened to those dreams?
674
00:46:21,126 --> 00:46:23,519
Venice? The Gold Lion?
675
00:46:24,085 --> 00:46:26,740
Yeah. But Fabrizio,
676
00:46:27,436 --> 00:46:31,266
now...
now we are old lions. Hmm?
677
00:46:32,224 --> 00:46:34,792
I'm sorry, my friend.
I'm really sorry.
678
00:46:36,663 --> 00:46:38,970
You can say no to me.
679
00:46:39,361 --> 00:46:43,975
But let me see you
say no to him.
680
00:46:49,676 --> 00:46:51,547
Thank you!
Thank you! Great!
681
00:46:51,678 --> 00:46:52,810
My pleasure.
682
00:46:53,723 --> 00:46:55,160
Come on. After you. FABRIZIO: Yes.
683
00:46:55,290 --> 00:46:56,683
Are you kidding me?
684
00:46:57,989 --> 00:47:01,079
That is the best
body double I've ever seen.
685
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,866
Yeah! Si!
686
00:47:06,432 --> 00:47:08,042
Si! Si!
687
00:47:08,173 --> 00:47:11,567
Yeah! Great!
688
00:47:11,785 --> 00:47:12,655
Morning.
689
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:14,832
Hi.
690
00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:20,185
If you wish,
- you can also remove your hat.
-Hmm?
691
00:47:20,272 --> 00:47:22,752
The word in Ischia is you are
no more than a lookalike.
692
00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:24,798
- Huh.
-Mm-hmm.
693
00:47:25,016 --> 00:47:26,408
Gotta be careful of the sun.
694
00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:29,759
Are you worried
about more wrinkles?
695
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,197
Ah. Good one. I like that.
696
00:47:33,589 --> 00:47:36,766
Fact is, a suntan is the kiss
of death for an actor.
697
00:47:37,115 --> 00:47:40,596
Especially when he's filming.
Messes with continuity.
698
00:47:41,075 --> 00:47:43,208
So, you are making a film
on Ischia?
699
00:47:44,252 --> 00:47:47,429
Yeah, uh, a script by Visconti.
700
00:47:48,387 --> 00:47:49,431
Heard of him?
701
00:47:51,129 --> 00:47:52,608
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
702
00:47:53,435 --> 00:47:54,741
- Huh?
-Uh...
703
00:47:55,002 --> 00:47:58,919
Yeah, uh, anyway, my process,
it's... it's complicated.
704
00:47:59,006 --> 00:48:01,052
I like to familiarize myself
with the environment.
705
00:48:01,139 --> 00:48:03,881
Get to know the people,
uh, and the settings.
706
00:48:04,316 --> 00:48:08,973
Uh, I didn't want to say,
but I'm a method actor.
707
00:48:10,148 --> 00:48:11,714
- Method actor?
- Mm-hmm.
708
00:48:12,498 --> 00:48:14,282
If you want a tour,
I recommend...
709
00:48:14,369 --> 00:48:15,414
"Tour of the island."
710
00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:18,983
Hmm. Sounds great.
How do I get to see the island?
711
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,857
- Come with me.
- Great! Let's do it!
712
00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:37,610
Ischia was born
from the sea
713
00:48:37,697 --> 00:48:40,004
by a volcano shooting
all the way
714
00:48:40,091 --> 00:48:40,961
to the highest point.
715
00:48:42,006 --> 00:48:45,270
Mount Epomeo, nearly 800 meters.
716
00:48:46,097 --> 00:48:47,141
Hmm.
717
00:48:48,229 --> 00:48:50,710
Not gonna get me up there. Nope.
718
00:48:52,842 --> 00:48:56,759
The island is also divided
into six communes,
719
00:48:57,238 --> 00:48:59,066
each with its own mayor,
720
00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:02,940
which is probably
why nothing ever gets done. Hmm.
721
00:49:03,853 --> 00:49:04,854
Ischia was once...
722
00:49:05,551 --> 00:49:07,988
A paradise, a green island.
723
00:49:08,771 --> 00:49:09,816
Para...
724
00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:11,165
Paradise.
725
00:49:11,296 --> 00:49:13,646
Paradiso. Paradiso. TITINA: Paradiso.
726
00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:16,388
Well, it's...
it's still paradise.
727
00:49:17,737 --> 00:49:18,956
Thanks.
728
00:49:20,305 --> 00:49:22,611
Have you ever gone scuba diving?
729
00:49:24,178 --> 00:49:26,876
Scuba diving? Yeah, in a film.
730
00:49:27,529 --> 00:49:30,445
- In a pool with lifeguards.
-Hmm?
731
00:49:32,491 --> 00:49:34,493
If you really want
to see Ischia,
732
00:49:35,102 --> 00:49:37,757
the best place is underwater.
733
00:49:38,801 --> 00:49:39,672
Underwater?
734
00:49:40,629 --> 00:49:42,631
- Do you want?
- Yeah.
735
00:49:43,154 --> 00:49:44,198
- Yeah?
-Yeah.
736
00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:45,286
Come on.
737
00:50:01,868 --> 00:50:04,175
- Hey, how are you?
- Sorry about that.
738
00:50:04,697 --> 00:50:06,786
Sometimes I suffer
from claustrophobia.
739
00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:08,222
And, uh...
740
00:50:09,267 --> 00:50:12,052
acrophobia, and thalassophobia.
741
00:50:12,226 --> 00:50:16,709
- Uh, what is thalassophobia?
- It's, uh, fear of the sea.
742
00:50:17,579 --> 00:50:21,061
Oh, I'm so sorry!
Why didn't you tell me?
743
00:50:21,148 --> 00:50:23,063
I... I forgot.
744
00:50:23,846 --> 00:50:26,936
- What's up with the bubbles?
- Oh, carbon dioxide.
745
00:50:27,285 --> 00:50:29,548
Uh, Ischia is a volcanic island
746
00:50:29,635 --> 00:50:32,768
and the entire Bay of Naples
is a sleeping super-volcano.
747
00:50:32,899 --> 00:50:36,729
Um, when the bubbles rise,
there is activity somewhere.
748
00:50:38,383 --> 00:50:39,862
- Super-volcano?
- Yeah.
749
00:50:42,604 --> 00:50:43,692
Hmm.
750
00:50:49,524 --> 00:50:50,569
Ah.
751
00:50:55,313 --> 00:50:58,185
Fade in.
Exterior, outer space.
752
00:50:58,316 --> 00:50:59,621
Smash cut to...
753
00:51:02,450 --> 00:51:05,149
...a fiery asteroid is racing
towards Earth
754
00:51:05,279 --> 00:51:07,716
on a collision course
with a super-volcano.
755
00:51:08,891 --> 00:51:11,198
Hmm. Interesting.
756
00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:15,420
Good morning, Nic.
757
00:51:15,550 --> 00:51:16,551
Something to drink?
758
00:51:16,769 --> 00:51:18,031
Coffee, cappuccino, aperitif?
759
00:51:18,249 --> 00:51:20,207
Yeah, uh,
- the last one. Great.
-Okay.
760
00:51:20,338 --> 00:51:21,600
- Come with me. Come with me.
- All right.
761
00:51:21,687 --> 00:51:24,951
Uh, listen, Nic.
We have informed the authorities
762
00:51:25,038 --> 00:51:26,605
that we are using a sosia.
763
00:51:26,735 --> 00:51:29,477
Body double.
No one knows that you are you.
764
00:51:29,608 --> 00:51:31,349
Only Fabrizio and I...
765
00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:34,656
- and you know that you are you.
- Right. Mm-hmm.
766
00:51:34,787 --> 00:51:36,049
And I am Nello.
767
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,746
- Assistant director.
- Nello, Nello.
768
00:51:38,356 --> 00:51:40,053
I was expecting a larger crew.
769
00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:42,838
Where is everyone?
770
00:51:43,012 --> 00:51:46,581
No, no, no. Maestro Favuzzo
prefers a small troupe
771
00:51:46,712 --> 00:51:49,367
so as to adhere
to the minimalistic principles
772
00:51:49,454 --> 00:51:51,108
of the Dogma school, you know?
773
00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:53,632
- Established by Lars von Trier.
- Uh-huh.
774
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:56,243
Speaking of the, uh, maestro.
775
00:51:56,330 --> 00:51:58,463
Yeah, Maestro Favuzzo. Um...
776
00:51:59,028 --> 00:52:00,160
Fabrizio?
777
00:52:02,554 --> 00:52:04,382
Papa?
778
00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:07,254
Please!
779
00:52:07,341 --> 00:52:08,386
Please help me!
780
00:52:10,518 --> 00:52:12,520
Anybody?
781
00:52:12,694 --> 00:52:14,783
I'm locked in!
782
00:52:14,870 --> 00:52:17,960
Please! Help me!
783
00:52:18,047 --> 00:52:20,485
Many of you have asked me,
784
00:52:20,702 --> 00:52:23,052
"What is the film
we are making?"
785
00:52:24,532 --> 00:52:27,622
I will now tell you!
786
00:52:30,669 --> 00:52:36,414
My film is a loose adaptation
of Marcel Proust's masterpiece,
787
00:52:36,588 --> 00:52:39,547
The Search for Lost Time.
788
00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:42,420
AÀ la recherche du temps perdu
789
00:52:42,724 --> 00:52:46,293
as envisioned by...
790
00:52:47,512 --> 00:52:48,817
Luchino Visconti.
791
00:52:50,776 --> 00:52:54,214
It is a story of captives
and fugitives.
792
00:52:54,345 --> 00:52:57,652
Of Sodom and Gomorrah.
793
00:52:58,131 --> 00:53:02,614
Of past, present, and future!
Of love...
794
00:53:03,702 --> 00:53:05,269
and perversion.
795
00:53:06,879 --> 00:53:09,316
For the role of Albertina,
796
00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:11,927
the love interest,
797
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:15,627
we have my lovely
and talented daughter, Ombretta.
798
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,634
And for the role of Marcello,
799
00:53:23,069 --> 00:53:24,853
we have engaged the services
800
00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:28,030
of the most capable actor
from America who,
801
00:53:28,117 --> 00:53:31,164
if he's not actually
Nic Cassino,
802
00:53:31,251 --> 00:53:34,254
is his long-lost twin.
803
00:53:35,168 --> 00:53:37,301
Whoo!
804
00:53:37,562 --> 00:53:38,693
Nic.
805
00:53:38,824 --> 00:53:40,652
What's with the... the suitcase?
806
00:53:41,392 --> 00:53:44,482
The suitcase.
807
00:53:46,179 --> 00:53:47,659
The suitcase
808
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:51,750
is the accumulated baggage
of your past,
809
00:53:51,837 --> 00:53:54,492
that which we all carry.
810
00:53:56,145 --> 00:53:59,061
Genius. Love it. Oh, uh...
811
00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:01,150
-Yes?
- The script.
812
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,807
There is no script.
813
00:54:05,894 --> 00:54:06,939
Huh?
814
00:54:07,853 --> 00:54:10,116
We improvise!
815
00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:15,339
- Huh?
- And action!
816
00:54:17,341 --> 00:54:21,649
In this scene, Marcello
has decided to return to Balbec,
817
00:54:21,910 --> 00:54:24,304
on the seaside, with Albertina.
818
00:54:24,391 --> 00:54:27,873
Here, grief
at his grandmother's suffering
819
00:54:28,352 --> 00:54:29,875
overwhelms him.
820
00:54:30,397 --> 00:54:33,705
He ponders
the intermittencies of the heart
821
00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:37,317
and the ways of dealing
with sad memories.
822
00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:40,494
And so, without further adieu.
823
00:54:41,016 --> 00:54:42,017
Slate!
824
00:54:43,671 --> 00:54:44,977
Background...
825
00:54:45,064 --> 00:54:46,805
- And action!
- Wait, wait, wait.
826
00:54:47,327 --> 00:54:49,808
- Cut, cut, cut.
- Is there dialogue in this scene?
827
00:54:50,243 --> 00:54:52,593
- Of course.
- So where's the sound mixer?
828
00:54:52,767 --> 00:54:55,248
There is none.
We film now.
829
00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:57,555
Later we dub the voices.
830
00:54:57,903 --> 00:55:00,253
As in the European tradition.
831
00:55:00,775 --> 00:55:03,343
Well, that's great,
but for the cameras...
832
00:55:04,213 --> 00:55:05,998
how do we use our mouths?
833
00:55:06,259 --> 00:55:07,739
-Count.
- Count?
834
00:55:07,826 --> 00:55:08,914
Just count.
835
00:55:09,393 --> 00:55:10,872
Background...
836
00:55:11,046 --> 00:55:12,352
And action!
837
00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:14,049
One.
838
00:55:14,615 --> 00:55:15,616
Two.
839
00:55:17,096 --> 00:55:18,271
Three.
840
00:55:19,054 --> 00:55:21,143
- Four.
-[IN ITALIAN] One.
841
00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,450
Two. Three.
842
00:55:23,624 --> 00:55:25,583
Five, six!
843
00:55:26,148 --> 00:55:27,541
Six, seven.
844
00:55:28,716 --> 00:55:30,936
Six, seven!
845
00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:33,112
Eight.
846
00:55:33,678 --> 00:55:35,462
Nine. Mamma mia!
847
00:55:36,985 --> 00:55:38,857
And ten!
848
00:55:38,987 --> 00:55:40,554
Cut, cut, cut!
849
00:55:40,685 --> 00:55:43,340
No, no, no!
You are overcounting!
850
00:55:44,210 --> 00:55:47,039
I will not stand
for overcounting on my set.
851
00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:49,476
- No divas.
-She was fantastic!
852
00:55:52,914 --> 00:55:54,699
Too much! Again!
853
00:55:56,091 --> 00:55:57,571
Seven was good.
854
00:55:57,789 --> 00:56:01,532
Eight, so and so.
Ten is too much! Please, again!
855
00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:12,499
A film? Are you nuts?
856
00:56:12,630 --> 00:56:14,283
How come I don't know
anything about a film?
857
00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:16,590
Uh, it's a...
it's an art film, Jack,
858
00:56:16,677 --> 00:56:18,592
by that acclaimed
Italian director.
859
00:56:18,853 --> 00:56:23,118
You know the guy, uh, uh...
Fabrizio Fravuzzo.
860
00:56:23,205 --> 00:56:24,642
He scored the rights to, uh,
861
00:56:24,772 --> 00:56:27,688
Luchino Visconti's
unfinished masterpiece.
862
00:56:27,862 --> 00:56:30,212
The point is, we're gonna finish
the unfinished masterpiece
863
00:56:30,343 --> 00:56:34,173
and turn it into a masterpiece.
Jack, I'm feeling...
864
00:56:36,436 --> 00:56:38,438
I'm feeling rejuvenated, Jack.
865
00:56:38,917 --> 00:56:41,876
The word is "senile."
Did they even talk money?
866
00:56:43,661 --> 00:56:45,010
I'll get it on the back end.
867
00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:48,927
Let's hope you don't. What? Yeah. Uh...
868
00:56:49,623 --> 00:56:50,842
Whatever. Um...
869
00:56:51,190 --> 00:56:53,192
I'm exercising,
I'm eating right.
870
00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:55,324
Uh, I'm not drinking.
871
00:57:00,852 --> 00:57:01,940
Fabrizio.
872
00:57:03,202 --> 00:57:04,856
Is it true? There is no script?
873
00:57:06,858 --> 00:57:09,077
There is and there isn't.
874
00:57:09,948 --> 00:57:12,298
I have Visconti's
shooting notes.
875
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,432
But, uh... But?
876
00:57:16,737 --> 00:57:18,609
Only for half the film.
877
00:57:20,132 --> 00:57:21,263
So how does it end?
878
00:57:21,916 --> 00:57:22,961
Abruptly.
879
00:57:23,048 --> 00:57:24,310
Abruptly? Si.
880
00:57:24,397 --> 00:57:27,400
No! How do we finish the film?
881
00:57:28,096 --> 00:57:29,141
Dino.
882
00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:31,056
I will jump off that bridge
883
00:57:31,143 --> 00:57:32,753
- when I come to it.
- Uh.
884
00:57:33,058 --> 00:57:34,581
Awesome, yes.
885
00:57:35,756 --> 00:57:39,020
Until then,
we have the great Nic Cassino.
886
00:57:42,589 --> 00:57:45,766
Jack. Jack.
Just... just relax, all right?
887
00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:47,681
Just take it easy.
888
00:57:48,639 --> 00:57:51,468
I got this, Jack.
I got four words for you,
889
00:57:51,903 --> 00:57:57,386
Nic Cassino is back!
890
00:58:21,628 --> 00:58:23,456
- Mr. Nic!
- Mr. Nic!
891
00:58:23,587 --> 00:58:28,026
This scene
is about involuntary memory...
892
00:59:02,451 --> 00:59:04,845
This scene is about anxiety
893
00:59:04,932 --> 00:59:07,979
and how it leads
to manipulation.
894
00:59:17,510 --> 00:59:20,252
Slate and action!
895
00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:37,791
"Story by Nic Cassino.
Untitled action film."
896
00:59:38,009 --> 00:59:42,143
And this scene
is about the nature of art
897
00:59:42,230 --> 00:59:45,582
and how drunkenness
affects perception.
898
00:59:45,886 --> 00:59:47,018
Slate!
899
00:59:48,367 --> 00:59:50,412
And... action!
900
01:00:14,785 --> 01:00:18,136
Yes!
901
01:00:22,009 --> 01:00:23,315
I'm back.
902
01:00:25,796 --> 01:00:26,971
I'm back.
903
01:00:27,841 --> 01:00:30,409
The great Nic Cassino.
904
01:00:31,889 --> 01:00:35,283
- Beautiful place.
- Oh, yes.
905
01:00:35,936 --> 01:00:39,287
Is it true that you made love
to five women at one time?
906
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,421
Physically impossible. No.
907
01:00:43,291 --> 01:00:46,773
Then it was five women
consecutively?
908
01:00:48,514 --> 01:00:52,170
I'm more of a sprinter
than an endurance guy.
909
01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:57,654
Then it was one woman
for five hours?
910
01:00:59,133 --> 01:01:01,527
- I think that was Sting.
- Uh--
911
01:01:01,832 --> 01:01:04,008
- Where's my guys?
-I can drive you home.
912
01:01:04,617 --> 01:01:05,618
If you want.
913
01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:09,361
We can go rehearse our scenes
for tomorrow.
914
01:01:11,711 --> 01:01:14,279
The... big screen kiss.
915
01:01:15,062 --> 01:01:17,891
- Hmm?
- The big screen kiss.
916
01:01:18,283 --> 01:01:20,459
Ah. Yes.
917
01:01:20,981 --> 01:01:24,724
Well, as an actor,
I like to keep things fresh.
918
01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:27,248
Maurizio.
919
01:01:28,119 --> 01:01:29,468
Fire up the skinny van.
920
01:01:30,121 --> 01:01:31,339
Bedtime for Bonzo.
921
01:01:31,992 --> 01:01:34,125
See you tomorrow. Good night.
922
01:01:51,969 --> 01:01:55,886
Marcello has been
spending time with Albertina,
923
01:01:56,016 --> 01:01:59,367
whom he now suspects
of lesbianism,
924
01:01:59,933 --> 01:02:04,416
then tells his mother
he must marry Albertina.
925
01:02:04,764 --> 01:02:08,550
Here our protagonists give way
926
01:02:08,637 --> 01:02:12,380
to their sad
and unconsummated love.
927
01:02:13,294 --> 01:02:14,295
Background...
928
01:02:14,948 --> 01:02:16,645
And... action!
929
01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,524
Cut! Works for me.
930
01:02:26,699 --> 01:02:28,701
-The gate is clean.
-Okay, moving on.
931
01:02:28,788 --> 01:02:30,747
No. Was not good for me.
932
01:02:31,704 --> 01:02:33,314
I want another take.
933
01:02:34,794 --> 01:02:38,232
- But we have to change location.
-Was no good.
934
01:02:39,059 --> 01:02:40,931
It, um, didn't, um...
935
01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:44,151
feel true. One more take!
936
01:02:44,804 --> 01:02:45,805
Okay, okay.
937
01:02:46,066 --> 01:02:48,068
- One more, please.
- One more take.
938
01:02:48,199 --> 01:02:49,635
- Okay, one more.
-All right.
939
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:52,725
Please. Thank you.
One more. Again!
940
01:02:53,291 --> 01:02:54,292
Okay.
941
01:02:58,862 --> 01:03:01,821
Uh, what about, uh, continuity?
Wasn't...
942
01:03:02,648 --> 01:03:04,911
Doesn't matter. Okay? Okay.
943
01:03:04,998 --> 01:03:06,478
Background...
944
01:03:06,608 --> 01:03:08,175
And... action!
945
01:03:13,964 --> 01:03:16,009
Hey! Relax!
946
01:03:16,096 --> 01:03:17,228
What is she doing?
947
01:03:17,358 --> 01:03:18,316
[IN ENGLISH] Relax!
948
01:03:18,403 --> 01:03:20,535
Stop! Stop!
949
01:03:22,450 --> 01:03:24,801
Relax, relax!
950
01:03:24,931 --> 01:03:27,020
Cut! Cut, Dino! Cut!
951
01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:35,550
Stop it!
952
01:03:35,681 --> 01:03:37,030
The brakes!
953
01:03:37,161 --> 01:03:39,467
The brakes!
954
01:03:43,341 --> 01:03:44,603
Whoa!
955
01:03:49,086 --> 01:03:50,174
No!
956
01:03:52,306 --> 01:03:54,352
Stop!
957
01:04:05,624 --> 01:04:07,060
Push harder!
958
01:04:15,112 --> 01:04:17,114
The little fake saint!
959
01:04:25,513 --> 01:04:27,820
Don't think about that.
960
01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:32,564
It's okay. It's okay.
961
01:04:41,442 --> 01:04:42,966
What the heck are you doing?
962
01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:44,750
Hey, hey! Relax!
963
01:04:44,837 --> 01:04:46,056
Mind your own business!
964
01:04:46,230 --> 01:04:47,753
Did you jump on him?
965
01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,886
Hey! Relax!
966
01:04:50,234 --> 01:04:51,322
Mind your own business!
967
01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:53,106
Take it easy,
big fella. Just relax.
968
01:04:53,367 --> 01:04:57,110
What the heck do you want?
This idiot, this gorilla!
969
01:04:57,589 --> 01:04:58,677
What'd you call me?
970
01:04:59,591 --> 01:05:03,377
I said you are nothing more
than an insensitive brute.
971
01:05:03,682 --> 01:05:06,293
A punch-drunk gorilla.
972
01:05:06,467 --> 01:05:09,296
Nello! No, no, no!
973
01:05:09,383 --> 01:05:11,081
You shouldn't have
said that to me!
974
01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:13,344
- Easy, easy!
- Shouldn't have said that to me!
975
01:05:13,474 --> 01:05:15,128
You shouldn't have
called me that!
976
01:05:16,782 --> 01:05:19,045
Easy, calm down! Calm down.
977
01:05:20,568 --> 01:05:21,526
I'm sorry.
978
01:05:21,613 --> 01:05:22,788
Go away!
979
01:05:23,049 --> 01:05:24,268
- Do something!
- I'm sorry!
980
01:05:24,398 --> 01:05:26,009
Easy, easy!
981
01:05:26,574 --> 01:05:27,880
What have you done?
982
01:05:32,058 --> 01:05:33,755
- What are you doing?
- Go away!
983
01:05:34,365 --> 01:05:36,802
Are you okay? Are you okay?
984
01:05:41,328 --> 01:05:43,940
My old man was the reason
I got into acting.
985
01:05:45,158 --> 01:05:47,944
My father. Capisce?
986
01:05:48,770 --> 01:05:53,601
Oh. Father.
Understand. Capisce. Father.
987
01:06:00,608 --> 01:06:01,740
Where is he?
988
01:06:02,610 --> 01:06:03,872
Over there.
989
01:06:04,525 --> 01:06:06,049
What happened?
990
01:06:15,797 --> 01:06:17,408
My dad, he was a...
991
01:06:18,626 --> 01:06:20,585
He was a janitor. Smart.
992
01:06:21,281 --> 01:06:22,239
Cultured.
993
01:06:23,283 --> 01:06:24,241
Really cultured.
994
01:06:25,590 --> 01:06:28,071
He couldn't read
but he'd take us to the movies.
995
01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:32,336
That was his library.
Barely speak English.
996
01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:36,427
He'd say, "No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
997
01:06:38,603 --> 01:06:39,908
"If you can't feel it here,
998
01:06:40,692 --> 01:06:43,434
and it doesn't make you cry
just... just a little...
999
01:06:44,696 --> 01:06:46,002
the words don't matter."
1000
01:06:47,829 --> 01:06:49,396
I was nine
when he died.
1001
01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:51,224
I didn't cry at the funeral.
1002
01:06:52,182 --> 01:06:53,618
That's what my brother told me.
1003
01:06:55,141 --> 01:06:57,839
Said I didn't have
a sensitive bone in my body.
1004
01:06:59,319 --> 01:07:00,929
That's when I took up fighting.
1005
01:07:05,369 --> 01:07:06,935
My brother was smart.
1006
01:07:08,981 --> 01:07:10,026
Really smart.
1007
01:07:11,244 --> 01:07:13,159
And kids used to beat up on him.
1008
01:07:14,856 --> 01:07:15,857
Tease him.
1009
01:07:17,816 --> 01:07:20,036
And I used to beat
the livin' crap out of 'em.
1010
01:07:23,169 --> 01:07:24,344
We were close.
1011
01:07:25,563 --> 01:07:28,609
Nothin'... nothin'
could get in between us.
1012
01:07:32,135 --> 01:07:33,658
Not... not love.
1013
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:35,921
Certainly not love.
1014
01:07:58,378 --> 01:07:59,553
Zi Isidoro.
1015
01:08:10,869 --> 01:08:13,611
Luigi, I'm so sorry!
1016
01:08:15,047 --> 01:08:18,572
I didn't...
I didn't mean to do...
1017
01:08:28,582 --> 01:08:30,497
I sent Zi Isidoro home
to his wife.
1018
01:08:32,543 --> 01:08:34,980
Don't worry.
Your secrets are safe.
1019
01:08:36,068 --> 01:08:37,765
He doesn't understand
a word of English.
1020
01:08:41,943 --> 01:08:42,988
Carmela!
1021
01:08:43,206 --> 01:08:44,946
Two coffees, quick!
1022
01:08:54,782 --> 01:08:57,394
[IN ENGLISH] So, uh,
what's your story anyway?
1023
01:08:57,481 --> 01:08:59,309
Why aren't you
married or engaged?
1024
01:09:01,093 --> 01:09:02,094
Um...
1025
01:09:03,835 --> 01:09:06,490
My fiancé works
on Costa Caribbean.
1026
01:09:07,186 --> 01:09:09,057
He is studying
to become a captain.
1027
01:09:09,319 --> 01:09:11,103
- Hmm.
-He has ambitions.
1028
01:09:11,625 --> 01:09:13,410
He has plans for his career.
1029
01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:16,630
Mm-hmm. But...
but he doesn't have you.
1030
01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:22,332
We see each other
when he comes back.
1031
01:09:23,115 --> 01:09:25,422
Here, it's normal.
1032
01:09:25,596 --> 01:09:27,511
- Mm-hmm?
- In Ischia...
1033
01:09:27,641 --> 01:09:33,473
...you either work in tourism
or imbarcare... sail.
1034
01:09:33,734 --> 01:09:37,129
-Mm-mm.
- My father was at sea
when I was born.
1035
01:09:38,348 --> 01:09:41,525
And my mother raised us
to be independent.
1036
01:09:43,222 --> 01:09:45,790
But I did miss my father.
1037
01:09:46,486 --> 01:09:48,140
Yeah.
1038
01:09:48,401 --> 01:09:51,404
Sometimes ships bring
families together,
1039
01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:53,450
sometimes they keep them apart.
1040
01:09:54,538 --> 01:09:57,062
Hmm. Sounds familiar.
1041
01:09:58,498 --> 01:10:01,501
Except my ship's the Titanic
and my wife's the iceberg.
1042
01:10:01,980 --> 01:10:03,721
Remember that scene
1043
01:10:04,025 --> 01:10:05,723
when the ship
heaves out of the water,
1044
01:10:05,853 --> 01:10:07,420
and looks like
a giant skyscraper,
1045
01:10:07,507 --> 01:10:09,248
and you got
these tiny little people
1046
01:10:09,335 --> 01:10:11,990
that look like ants and they're
falling into the abyss below?
1047
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:15,776
Talk about a multiphobic ending.
1048
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:19,998
For someone
who has saved the world
1049
01:10:20,085 --> 01:10:23,567
from certain destruction
so many times,
1050
01:10:23,697 --> 01:10:25,264
you... you have many phobias.
1051
01:10:25,438 --> 01:10:27,179
Yeah, I do. Lots.
1052
01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:31,923
But... you wanna know
what my biggest fear is?
1053
01:10:32,315 --> 01:10:35,361
It's not...
1054
01:10:35,492 --> 01:10:39,060
...physical danger,
real or imagined.
1055
01:10:40,627 --> 01:10:42,194
The scariest thing for me is...
1056
01:10:42,847 --> 01:10:46,198
...not being taken seriously.
1057
01:10:47,808 --> 01:10:50,289
That's why I'm doing this film.
To prove to the world I can act.
1058
01:10:50,376 --> 01:10:52,770
That I'm not some
glorified meathead or...
1059
01:10:53,379 --> 01:10:55,686
some broken-down stuntman.
1060
01:10:58,036 --> 01:11:01,257
You know?
It's impossible.
1061
01:11:03,084 --> 01:11:05,783
Because you are
the great Nic Cassino.
1062
01:11:06,436 --> 01:11:07,828
No, seriously.
1063
01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:12,180
You are larger than life.
You... you really are big.
1064
01:11:13,007 --> 01:11:16,272
Yeah, I guess.
IMDb has me down at...
1065
01:11:17,447 --> 01:11:18,883
6'3." I'm actually 6'2."
1066
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:22,016
When I got to Hollywood,
I was shocked.
1067
01:11:22,321 --> 01:11:24,541
The actors,
they're kinda small.
1068
01:11:25,063 --> 01:11:26,238
Like, kinda like... Hmm?
1069
01:11:26,543 --> 01:11:28,806
Well, I don't wanna say,
but kinda like jockeys.
1070
01:11:29,459 --> 01:11:33,941
- Jockeys? What?
- Yeah. Like a...
like a small person.
1071
01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:35,508
- Oh.
-But not really.
1072
01:11:35,639 --> 01:11:37,075
It is...
1073
01:11:43,473 --> 01:11:44,430
Sorry.
1074
01:11:52,351 --> 01:11:53,570
Sorry.
1075
01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:07,366
Wow.
1076
01:12:08,585 --> 01:12:09,542
Mmm.
1077
01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:12,589
I guess all that training
came in handy.
1078
01:12:23,121 --> 01:12:24,209
You write by hand?
1079
01:12:26,124 --> 01:12:27,125
Yeah.
1080
01:12:27,647 --> 01:12:29,170
Something about writing
with a pencil
1081
01:12:29,301 --> 01:12:31,564
and a piece of paper
that makes it more real.
1082
01:12:33,218 --> 01:12:35,742
Like a Michelangelo sketch.
1083
01:12:37,004 --> 01:12:38,266
So, you are creating
a masterpiece.
1084
01:12:38,745 --> 01:12:39,920
I wouldn't say a masterpiece.
1085
01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:43,010
It's more of a...
an apocalyptic disaster film.
1086
01:12:43,141 --> 01:12:44,185
End-of-the-world stuff.
1087
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,363
Why do Americans like
these kind of movies?
1088
01:12:50,104 --> 01:12:51,105
I don't know.
1089
01:12:52,759 --> 01:12:54,761
Maybe it gives them
a sense of hope.
1090
01:12:54,892 --> 01:12:57,111
Like truth, justice,
the American way.
1091
01:12:57,677 --> 01:12:58,635
Who said that?
1092
01:12:58,939 --> 01:12:59,984
Superman.
1093
01:13:00,158 --> 01:13:01,551
- Hollywood's first action hero.
- Superman.
1094
01:13:01,638 --> 01:13:03,248
Around the world
in a single bound.
1095
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:04,858
Yeah.
1096
01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:08,340
What's your excuse?
1097
01:13:10,777 --> 01:13:11,778
For what?
1098
01:13:12,997 --> 01:13:16,087
Not flying around the world
in a single bound?
1099
01:13:17,523 --> 01:13:20,221
Why didn't you, um,
sail with your fiancé?
1100
01:13:24,878 --> 01:13:27,011
Giosy asked me to go with him.
1101
01:13:28,621 --> 01:13:29,883
I don't know why I didn't go.
1102
01:13:31,537 --> 01:13:32,712
Maybe I was scared.
1103
01:13:33,191 --> 01:13:35,062
Or maybe you didn't have
a good enough reason.
1104
01:13:35,802 --> 01:13:37,413
Like a motivation.
1105
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:40,981
- A motivation?
- Yeah.
1106
01:13:41,591 --> 01:13:43,288
Every character needs
a motivation
1107
01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:46,509
in order to move forward,
to do great things.
1108
01:13:47,161 --> 01:13:48,206
Oh, like...
1109
01:13:48,554 --> 01:13:49,729
...save the world?
1110
01:13:50,208 --> 01:13:51,775
Like salute."Save.""Save."
1111
01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:53,429
"Save... save."
1112
01:13:53,733 --> 01:13:55,256
- Save the world?
- Save the world.
1113
01:13:55,343 --> 01:13:56,997
Again and again... And again.
1114
01:13:57,781 --> 01:13:59,173
And again... And again.
1115
01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:01,306
- And again.
- And again.
1116
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:02,481
And again.
1117
01:14:18,105 --> 01:14:20,804
Luigi!
1118
01:14:22,327 --> 01:14:24,416
What's happening? Oh.
1119
01:14:26,244 --> 01:14:27,506
Hi. Um...
1120
01:14:29,116 --> 01:14:30,117
Um...
1121
01:14:30,770 --> 01:14:33,033
I have a tour group
this morning.
1122
01:14:33,207 --> 01:14:36,036
- Germans. Very punctual.
- Ah.
1123
01:14:37,168 --> 01:14:39,692
Well, uh...
I know you're busy today,
1124
01:14:39,823 --> 01:14:41,781
but you wanna maybe
hang out tomorrow?
1125
01:14:42,173 --> 01:14:45,481
Come on set
and see some real acting?
1126
01:14:47,787 --> 01:14:48,832
Um...
1127
01:14:57,710 --> 01:14:58,842
Maybe.
1128
01:15:14,684 --> 01:15:15,772
Maybe.
1129
01:15:17,643 --> 01:15:18,992
Maybe.
1130
01:15:26,957 --> 01:15:28,698
Man without values!
1131
01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:31,091
Peasant.
1132
01:15:32,963 --> 01:15:34,791
Without any shame!
1133
01:15:36,183 --> 01:15:37,533
Mafioso.
1134
01:15:37,663 --> 01:15:38,925
Ha!
1135
01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,058
I cannot hear you.
1136
01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:42,146
No?
1137
01:15:42,755 --> 01:15:44,148
Mafioso!
1138
01:15:46,498 --> 01:15:48,195
- Did you hear me now?
- Who is the mafioso?
1139
01:15:48,326 --> 01:15:49,196
To you.
1140
01:15:51,503 --> 01:15:53,723
Say that again
if you have the courage.
1141
01:15:53,940 --> 01:15:55,855
Mafioso.
1142
01:15:56,116 --> 01:15:57,553
- Mafioso to whom?
- To you.
1143
01:15:57,727 --> 01:15:58,858
To me?
1144
01:15:59,119 --> 01:16:00,207
- Say that again!
- Mafioso.
1145
01:16:00,468 --> 01:16:01,818
-And say that again!
-Mafioso.
1146
01:16:01,992 --> 01:16:03,733
Mafioso?
Don't do it again!
1147
01:16:08,085 --> 01:16:09,652
Stop!
1148
01:16:12,089 --> 01:16:13,786
We have a film
to finish. No?
1149
01:16:13,873 --> 01:16:15,135
Yes, that's right!
1150
01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:16,746
And Ombretta?
1151
01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:19,096
The little saint...
Shut up! We are better.
1152
01:16:19,270 --> 01:16:20,358
Women's problems, you know?
1153
01:16:20,488 --> 01:16:21,925
"Women's problems."
1154
01:16:22,055 --> 01:16:23,274
Good boy...
1155
01:16:23,404 --> 01:16:24,492
Nothing in the oven.
1156
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:25,972
We are in the clear.
1157
01:16:26,059 --> 01:16:27,844
"Nothing in the oven!"
1158
01:16:27,974 --> 01:16:29,149
Nothing in the oven!
1159
01:16:34,285 --> 01:16:35,547
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1160
01:16:35,678 --> 01:16:38,550
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa!
1161
01:16:38,681 --> 01:16:41,031
Whoa, whoa!
1162
01:16:41,248 --> 01:16:42,554
Hey, the cops!
1163
01:16:42,641 --> 01:16:44,251
Someone's called the cops.
1164
01:16:45,775 --> 01:16:47,994
Guys, guys.
1165
01:16:48,473 --> 01:16:49,474
From Rome.
1166
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:50,997
The dailies!
1167
01:16:51,868 --> 01:16:52,912
The dailies!
1168
01:16:53,043 --> 01:16:55,262
The dailies, yeah. The dailies...
1169
01:16:59,876 --> 01:17:01,225
The great Nic Cassino!
1170
01:17:03,140 --> 01:17:05,055
Dailies! Nothing happened!
1171
01:17:05,185 --> 01:17:06,447
Wanna grab it?
1172
01:17:09,015 --> 01:17:10,103
The dailies!
1173
01:17:10,277 --> 01:17:12,236
- The dailies!
- Yeah.
1174
01:17:31,255 --> 01:17:33,257
-Hmm.
- Mm.
1175
01:17:39,742 --> 01:17:41,526
Dailies.
1176
01:17:42,614 --> 01:17:43,789
Not bad.
1177
01:18:27,572 --> 01:18:28,791
Hmm.
1178
01:18:54,338 --> 01:18:55,339
Wow.
1179
01:19:10,876 --> 01:19:12,443
Not bad, eh?
1180
01:19:12,530 --> 01:19:14,358
[IN ENGLISH] Genius.
1181
01:19:21,365 --> 01:19:23,280
Shame on you.
1182
01:19:24,107 --> 01:19:27,284
Poor Nello.
Poor son of mine.
1183
01:19:39,209 --> 01:19:40,253
Lorella...
1184
01:19:40,514 --> 01:19:42,125
- Where is the cliff?
- What?
1185
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:43,735
- The cliff.
- Come on.
1186
01:19:43,953 --> 01:19:45,389
It wasn't that bad.
1187
01:19:54,877 --> 01:19:55,878
What have you done?
1188
01:20:01,187 --> 01:20:03,799
Jack, it's me. JACK: [OVER PHONE] Nic,
where the hell have you been?
1189
01:20:03,886 --> 01:20:05,235
I've been trying
to reach you all day.
1190
01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:08,194
I've been on set all day. Jack,
you gotta get me out of here.
1191
01:20:08,499 --> 01:20:09,587
Why'd you call?
1192
01:20:10,066 --> 01:20:11,415
You won't believe
what happened.
1193
01:20:11,763 --> 01:20:13,460
Brick Maxwell's
in the hospital.
1194
01:20:13,765 --> 01:20:15,549
Some kind
of intestinal infection.
1195
01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:17,116
He says it's from colonics,
1196
01:20:17,290 --> 01:20:19,553
but the word is it has more
to do with a small rodent.
1197
01:20:20,076 --> 01:20:22,078
Anyway, kid, the part's yours.
1198
01:20:23,253 --> 01:20:25,124
- What part?
-The Horseman.
1199
01:20:25,559 --> 01:20:26,822
They want you, Nic.
1200
01:20:27,039 --> 01:20:28,606
But you gotta get here
right away.
1201
01:20:28,780 --> 01:20:31,217
They're filming already.
How soon can you leave?
1202
01:20:32,218 --> 01:20:33,219
Nic?
1203
01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:58,462
♪ To go away
And not look back ♪
1204
01:20:58,636 --> 01:21:01,160
♪ Think of what people say ♪
1205
01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:03,946
♪ To go ahead
And live your life ♪
1206
01:21:04,076 --> 01:21:07,166
♪ No regard to what is said ♪
1207
01:21:07,427 --> 01:21:09,081
♪ Hey
1208
01:21:10,213 --> 01:21:13,912
♪ To what is said
1209
01:21:14,173 --> 01:21:16,697
♪ Oh
1210
01:21:23,530 --> 01:21:26,098
♪ Go away and not look back
1211
01:21:26,272 --> 01:21:29,406
♪ Think of what people say ♪
1212
01:21:30,755 --> 01:21:32,278
♪ Hey
1213
01:21:35,238 --> 01:21:36,935
So, Nic?
1214
01:21:38,981 --> 01:21:39,982
Are you sure?
1215
01:21:40,286 --> 01:21:41,897
I checked with Tonino
at the port.
1216
01:21:42,636 --> 01:21:44,421
He rented a boat
early this morning
1217
01:21:44,595 --> 01:21:45,596
for the mainland.
1218
01:21:46,553 --> 01:21:47,641
He's gone.
1219
01:21:49,121 --> 01:21:50,122
Gone?
1220
01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:52,255
[IN ITALIAN] Oh, no!
1221
01:22:05,529 --> 01:22:06,660
Fabrizio Favuzzo?
1222
01:22:07,531 --> 01:22:08,575
Depends.
1223
01:22:08,749 --> 01:22:10,360
I am here
on behalf of the SIAE.
1224
01:22:10,577 --> 01:22:12,710
Società Italiana di Artisti
e Editori.
1225
01:22:13,754 --> 01:22:16,932
I have an order to confiscate
all film and pirated material.
1226
01:22:18,455 --> 01:22:19,325
And the manuscript?
1227
01:22:20,674 --> 01:22:23,068
Uh... What manuscript?
1228
01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:24,678
Visconti's manuscript.
1229
01:22:24,809 --> 01:22:29,640
Ah.
I have no manuscript.
1230
01:22:31,337 --> 01:22:32,512
I have no script.
1231
01:22:33,905 --> 01:22:35,646
I have no actor.
1232
01:22:37,256 --> 01:22:38,518
I have no film.
1233
01:22:39,389 --> 01:22:40,738
No career.
1234
01:22:41,478 --> 01:22:42,914
No life insurance.
1235
01:22:44,742 --> 01:22:45,917
Banned?
1236
01:22:46,787 --> 01:22:49,703
Fabrizio's been blacklisted.
1237
01:22:50,139 --> 01:22:52,010
For copyright violation
and infringement
1238
01:22:52,141 --> 01:22:54,491
of intellectual property rights.
1239
01:22:54,795 --> 01:22:55,796
Fabrizio.
1240
01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:58,495
Where are you going?
1241
01:22:59,017 --> 01:23:00,410
Where are you going, Fabrizio?
1242
01:23:00,888 --> 01:23:01,977
To the cliff!
1243
01:23:11,029 --> 01:23:12,900
Ah!
1244
01:23:13,379 --> 01:23:15,077
Ombretta!
1245
01:23:15,207 --> 01:23:17,296
Come on. Hey, hey!
1246
01:23:19,342 --> 01:23:20,343
Eat something!
1247
01:23:20,430 --> 01:23:21,648
No, water.
1248
01:23:38,709 --> 01:23:41,016
Angioletto, where is he?
1249
01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:43,018
Who?
1250
01:23:43,670 --> 01:23:44,802
Nic, the American.
1251
01:23:46,934 --> 01:23:48,980
He has gone
back to Hollywood
1252
01:23:49,154 --> 01:23:51,417
and abandoned everyone.
1253
01:23:52,723 --> 01:23:53,811
What do you mean?
1254
01:23:55,117 --> 01:23:57,684
"The great Nic Cassino."
1255
01:23:58,076 --> 01:24:00,600
Nic Cassino was in this film?
1256
01:24:00,687 --> 01:24:02,820
Yes, you wish!
1257
01:24:03,864 --> 01:24:06,780
Unfortunately,
he was just a sosia,
1258
01:24:06,867 --> 01:24:07,999
a body double.
1259
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:11,655
The real Nic Cassino
would never run away.
1260
01:24:22,361 --> 01:24:24,711
Oh! Ombretta.
1261
01:24:31,849 --> 01:24:33,111
Bye.
1262
01:24:34,460 --> 01:24:35,505
- Thank you.
- Mm.
1263
01:24:39,770 --> 01:24:40,771
Bye.
1264
01:24:47,430 --> 01:24:50,346
Bye!
1265
01:24:56,656 --> 01:24:58,484
There is just one thing.
1266
01:24:58,919 --> 01:25:01,705
It is Lello or Nello?
1267
01:25:04,229 --> 01:25:05,361
What difference now?
1268
01:25:19,592 --> 01:25:20,898
And action!
1269
01:25:23,901 --> 01:25:25,642
Cut, cut, cut!
1270
01:25:26,425 --> 01:25:27,861
I know it's a lot to ask,
1271
01:25:27,992 --> 01:25:30,081
but could you just hit
your mark and snarl?
1272
01:25:30,168 --> 01:25:32,344
Okay? We'll think about acting
in post, right?
1273
01:25:33,345 --> 01:25:36,305
What's with the suitcase?
What's with the suitcase?
1274
01:25:36,392 --> 01:25:38,263
Let's just say I found it
1275
01:25:38,437 --> 01:25:39,656
amidst the apocalyptic ruins
1276
01:25:39,743 --> 01:25:41,962
and I'm returning it
to a needy family.
1277
01:25:42,311 --> 01:25:44,051
You're the Fourth Horseman
of the Apocalypse!
1278
01:25:44,182 --> 01:25:46,489
You're the Pale Rider,
not the Pony Express!
1279
01:25:46,750 --> 01:25:49,274
You bring death and destruction,
not lost luggage!
1280
01:25:51,929 --> 01:25:53,148
That's cold!
1281
01:25:53,322 --> 01:25:55,237
Is it too much to ask
for a hot latte for Chrissake?
1282
01:25:56,020 --> 01:25:57,021
Damn it!
1283
01:25:58,153 --> 01:25:59,371
Nic! Honey!
1284
01:26:03,593 --> 01:26:07,074
The ATM morning show
wants an exclusive interview!
1285
01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:09,251
Are you free tomorrow?
1286
01:26:10,817 --> 01:26:12,906
- I'll think about it.
- Oh.
1287
01:27:30,549 --> 01:27:31,550
Papa?
1288
01:27:33,030 --> 01:27:35,859
Ombretta, please go outside.
1289
01:27:36,381 --> 01:27:38,818
I can't bear for you
to watch me shoveling shit.
1290
01:27:41,343 --> 01:27:43,736
I just wanted
to tell you that...
1291
01:27:50,221 --> 01:27:51,918
I'm not going back to school.
1292
01:27:53,659 --> 01:27:55,139
But why?
1293
01:27:55,574 --> 01:27:56,793
Let's face it.
1294
01:27:57,881 --> 01:27:59,099
I'm not an actress.
1295
01:28:01,406 --> 01:28:02,364
What's the point?
1296
01:28:03,582 --> 01:28:06,455
Well, there are
many roles in film.
1297
01:28:07,107 --> 01:28:09,632
Perhaps you could direct,
like your father, huh?
1298
01:28:11,982 --> 01:28:14,593
No, eh? What about Lello?
1299
01:28:15,246 --> 01:28:16,769
Please. Nello.
1300
01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:20,556
You were right, Papa.
1301
01:28:21,731 --> 01:28:23,863
Marry and buy cattle
from your own town.
1302
01:28:24,603 --> 01:28:27,040
Nello was too jealous.
1303
01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:30,740
Possessive. Hotheaded.
1304
01:28:32,524 --> 01:28:33,482
I don't know.
1305
01:28:35,658 --> 01:28:38,400
I would be better
with someone like you.
1306
01:28:39,401 --> 01:28:41,359
- Like me?
-Yeah, you know.
1307
01:28:42,142 --> 01:28:43,274
Lukewarm.
1308
01:28:44,014 --> 01:28:46,277
Temperate. Stoic.
1309
01:28:46,930 --> 01:28:51,587
Able to deal with failure
and disappointment.
1310
01:28:52,022 --> 01:28:53,240
Of course.
1311
01:28:54,285 --> 01:28:57,723
I almost forgot.
Nello asked me to give you this.
1312
01:28:58,594 --> 01:29:01,118
He says it's rightfully yours.
1313
01:29:08,908 --> 01:29:11,041
I love you, Papa.
1314
01:29:12,042 --> 01:29:13,130
Me too.
1315
01:29:25,664 --> 01:29:26,752
A janitor...
1316
01:29:30,060 --> 01:29:31,670
Smart. Cultured.
1317
01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:34,630
Really cultured.
1318
01:29:35,326 --> 01:29:37,415
Couldn't read, but he'd take
us to the movies.
1319
01:29:39,025 --> 01:29:41,941
That was his library.
Barely could speak English.
1320
01:29:59,829 --> 01:30:00,786
Fabrizio...
1321
01:30:03,398 --> 01:30:04,486
You are awake?
1322
01:30:07,140 --> 01:30:09,491
I need to speak to you
about something.
1323
01:30:12,755 --> 01:30:14,321
Listen...
1324
01:30:15,453 --> 01:30:18,978
If you want to separate,
I understand.
1325
01:30:20,023 --> 01:30:22,591
After all, who wants to live
with a failure.
1326
01:30:23,243 --> 01:30:25,420
But divorce
is out of the question.
1327
01:30:26,290 --> 01:30:27,509
It's not for the money,
1328
01:30:27,944 --> 01:30:31,208
but I just wouldn't know
how to tell Ombretta...
1329
01:30:31,338 --> 01:30:32,427
What are you saying?
1330
01:30:35,908 --> 01:30:37,040
What's come over you?
1331
01:30:37,388 --> 01:30:39,042
A divorce? A separation?
1332
01:30:39,695 --> 01:30:41,174
What do you mean by depression?
1333
01:30:42,219 --> 01:30:44,308
No, I just wanted to say
1334
01:30:44,569 --> 01:30:46,528
that for once in my life,
1335
01:30:47,093 --> 01:30:49,574
I was very proud of you.
1336
01:30:52,098 --> 01:30:55,058
The way you directed
the great Nic Cassino.
1337
01:30:55,841 --> 01:30:59,932
I mean, how you persevered
against all good reason,
1338
01:31:00,585 --> 01:31:02,457
with buon senso, sound judgment.
1339
01:31:03,675 --> 01:31:05,242
And your juvenile faith...
1340
01:31:05,895 --> 01:31:07,549
...and sheer stubborn,
1341
01:31:07,679 --> 01:31:10,116
narrow-minded
pigheadedness was--
1342
01:31:10,247 --> 01:31:14,425
Stop, stop, stop.
You had me at "pigheaded."
1343
01:31:17,776 --> 01:31:18,734
Okay.
1344
01:31:23,521 --> 01:31:24,653
In any event,
1345
01:31:25,305 --> 01:31:27,307
I don't think you're a failure.
1346
01:31:32,574 --> 01:31:34,097
At least, not yet.
1347
01:31:40,233 --> 01:31:41,931
What do you mean, "not yet?"
1348
01:31:47,197 --> 01:31:48,764
You are only a failure
1349
01:31:48,894 --> 01:31:50,505
if you don't finish
what you start.
1350
01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:53,899
But... how can I finish?
1351
01:31:55,466 --> 01:31:58,600
I have been banned from working
in Italy ever again.
1352
01:31:59,426 --> 01:32:00,602
Blacklisted.
1353
01:32:01,341 --> 01:32:04,257
And who says that you have
to finish this film in Italy?
1354
01:32:04,954 --> 01:32:06,259
Who says that?
1355
01:32:15,138 --> 01:32:16,269
Where did you get this?
1356
01:32:17,532 --> 01:32:20,709
I cashed in
your life insurance policy.
1357
01:32:21,405 --> 01:32:24,539
But...
I don't have a life insurance.
1358
01:32:26,802 --> 01:32:27,803
Really?
1359
01:32:30,153 --> 01:32:31,197
Good night.
1360
01:32:44,994 --> 01:32:46,256
Good night.
1361
01:32:50,390 --> 01:32:52,523
Francesca.
1362
01:32:52,654 --> 01:32:55,700
Can you grab me some ice
and a wrap for my knee, please?
1363
01:32:55,831 --> 01:32:58,398
I gotta run down
the street for some ice.
1364
01:33:02,315 --> 01:33:03,752
What the hell's
in that thing anyway?
1365
01:33:55,151 --> 01:33:58,328
THE UP-AND-DOWN CAREER
OF THE GENIUS FABRIZIO FAVUZZO
1366
01:33:58,458 --> 01:33:59,459
Hmm.
1367
01:34:00,678 --> 01:34:02,375
The accumulated baggage.
1368
01:34:03,942 --> 01:34:05,596
It was Favuzzo's all along.
1369
01:34:21,307 --> 01:34:23,092
Interesting.
1370
01:34:23,179 --> 01:34:25,529
And action!
1371
01:34:28,227 --> 01:34:29,664
Hey, hey. Pull over.
1372
01:34:29,881 --> 01:34:31,578
Pull up here.
1373
01:34:45,244 --> 01:34:47,464
- Carla.
- Sorry.
1374
01:34:48,030 --> 01:34:48,987
- Nic!
-Hey.
1375
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:50,641
How are you?
1376
01:34:51,250 --> 01:34:52,948
- Good. How are you?
-It's great to see you.
1377
01:34:53,078 --> 01:34:55,472
-Yeah, you too.
- What are you doing? PA?
1378
01:34:55,602 --> 01:34:56,821
Yeah, right.
1379
01:34:56,908 --> 01:34:59,389
Um, I got a call
from the film commission.
1380
01:34:59,519 --> 01:35:01,957
They asked me
to cast us some extras
1381
01:35:02,044 --> 01:35:04,133
on an international film
from Italy.
1382
01:35:04,220 --> 01:35:05,612
- Hmm.
-Yeah.
1383
01:35:06,048 --> 01:35:07,266
Maybe you heard about it.
1384
01:35:08,180 --> 01:35:11,183
-Ah, yeah. Mm-hmm.
-Quite a cast,
don't you think?
1385
01:35:11,314 --> 01:35:12,663
Yeah, I do. It's, uh-- Yeah.
1386
01:35:12,794 --> 01:35:14,404
I was... I was there
for a film festival.
1387
01:35:14,534 --> 01:35:16,058
They asked me
to do a couple of scenes.
1388
01:35:16,145 --> 01:35:18,582
I thought, "Hey, why not?"
Just help 'em out.
1389
01:35:18,713 --> 01:35:20,366
Hmm. Hmm.
1390
01:35:21,106 --> 01:35:22,542
Uh, how's Luigi?
1391
01:35:22,934 --> 01:35:26,285
Uh... He's good.
Good, good.
1392
01:35:26,895 --> 01:35:28,984
Anyway, I...
I'm not feeling too good.
1393
01:35:29,071 --> 01:35:31,290
I'm on painkillers
for my... my knee.
1394
01:35:31,813 --> 01:35:33,640
- So I gotta split.
- Sure.
1395
01:35:33,858 --> 01:35:35,686
Anyway, it was...
it was great seeing you.
1396
01:35:35,817 --> 01:35:37,166
You too.
Yeah.
1397
01:35:37,296 --> 01:35:38,689
- Really good.
- Oh.
1398
01:35:39,516 --> 01:35:40,517
All right.
1399
01:35:41,344 --> 01:35:42,519
-Take care.
- Bye.
1400
01:35:57,186 --> 01:35:58,361
Please...
1401
01:36:07,544 --> 01:36:09,154
- Carla?
- Hi, Nic.
1402
01:36:09,981 --> 01:36:11,635
- Come in.
- Thank you.
1403
01:36:12,462 --> 01:36:15,465
- Uh, you want a drink?
- Uh, sure.
1404
01:36:15,857 --> 01:36:18,250
- All right, um, take a seat.
- Thank you.
1405
01:36:21,514 --> 01:36:23,734
How's little Cosimo? CARLA: He's getting big.
1406
01:36:23,865 --> 01:36:27,085
- He'll be nine in September.
- Nine. Whoa.
1407
01:36:27,825 --> 01:36:31,046
And Luigi has a show opening.
1408
01:36:31,176 --> 01:36:34,179
And he's anxious as usual.
You know Luigi.
1409
01:36:34,745 --> 01:36:38,140
Yeah. Well, that's good for him.
1410
01:36:39,402 --> 01:36:40,577
Luigi doesn't know I came.
1411
01:36:41,883 --> 01:36:44,189
But I told him
about your work in Italy
1412
01:36:44,363 --> 01:36:45,800
and he was pretty impressed.
1413
01:36:48,193 --> 01:36:49,368
Impressed or embarrassed?
1414
01:36:49,847 --> 01:36:54,025
- Nic.
- Well, he's always...
1415
01:36:55,244 --> 01:36:56,288
hated my acting.
1416
01:36:58,029 --> 01:36:59,248
You know how Luigi is.
1417
01:37:00,336 --> 01:37:02,120
It's kind of tough for him
to admit your success.
1418
01:37:02,338 --> 01:37:04,731
I mean, you're his kid brother.
1419
01:37:05,863 --> 01:37:09,388
Yeah. I'm his kid brother. Hmm.
1420
01:37:10,955 --> 01:37:12,739
Used to call me
Punchy the Gorilla.
1421
01:37:13,044 --> 01:37:15,133
Like that stuffed animal
we had as kids.
1422
01:37:15,612 --> 01:37:18,876
But we were close.
I had his back.
1423
01:37:20,051 --> 01:37:23,011
Until this...
pretty girl comes along
1424
01:37:23,141 --> 01:37:24,621
and changes everything.
1425
01:37:25,622 --> 01:37:29,756
I lost my brother
and my girl to one left hook.
1426
01:37:31,062 --> 01:37:32,847
If there's one punch
I could take back,
1427
01:37:33,369 --> 01:37:34,370
it'd be that.
1428
01:37:37,286 --> 01:37:38,504
It wouldn't have mattered.
1429
01:37:40,550 --> 01:37:42,291
I still would have picked Luigi.
1430
01:37:45,860 --> 01:37:46,991
Nic...
1431
01:37:49,646 --> 01:37:52,040
I never thought you
stupid or insensitive.
1432
01:37:53,476 --> 01:37:55,260
I just liked Luigi better.
1433
01:38:03,051 --> 01:38:05,923
Luigi gave this to little Cosimo
on his third birthday
1434
01:38:06,054 --> 01:38:07,577
and kind of outgrown it.
1435
01:38:08,404 --> 01:38:10,232
I thought you might like
to have it.
1436
01:38:20,895 --> 01:38:23,027
Punchy the Gorilla.
1437
01:38:23,723 --> 01:38:25,856
Nic,
take care of yourself, okay?
1438
01:38:27,162 --> 01:38:28,554
Yeah. You too.
1439
01:38:29,294 --> 01:38:30,426
- Bye.
-Bye.
1440
01:38:43,830 --> 01:38:45,093
Get a grip, Cassino.
1441
01:39:05,722 --> 01:39:07,985
- Who's there?
-Luigi.
1442
01:39:09,813 --> 01:39:10,814
Nicky?
1443
01:39:11,554 --> 01:39:12,598
Is that you?
1444
01:39:13,425 --> 01:39:14,557
Yep.
1445
01:39:14,687 --> 01:39:17,473
What are you doing here?
1446
01:39:18,387 --> 01:39:19,649
Well, I was...
1447
01:39:20,737 --> 01:39:22,130
limpin' around the hood
this morning
1448
01:39:22,260 --> 01:39:24,915
and I saw your name up
in lights and...
1449
01:39:25,742 --> 01:39:26,743
I just thought--
1450
01:39:27,309 --> 01:39:29,311
Well, here's... here's a--
1451
01:39:30,442 --> 01:39:31,443
Do you wanna have a beer?
1452
01:39:32,183 --> 01:39:34,838
Fifteen years, huh?
1453
01:39:35,099 --> 01:39:36,361
Yeah. Just about.
1454
01:39:37,493 --> 01:39:41,497
It was 15 years this Carla
and I finally tied the knot.
1455
01:39:41,976 --> 01:39:42,977
Yeah.
1456
01:39:43,716 --> 01:39:44,848
Sorry about that. I was...
1457
01:39:45,283 --> 01:39:47,590
I was in Vietnam
doing a POW film.
1458
01:39:47,764 --> 01:39:49,722
- One of my better ones.
- Yeah, yeah. I understand.
1459
01:39:49,853 --> 01:39:51,768
You were busy with your career.
1460
01:39:52,073 --> 01:39:54,901
You could have called, though.
1461
01:39:56,251 --> 01:39:59,558
Yeah. Well, I didn't get
the invite till late.
1462
01:39:59,950 --> 01:40:01,430
The mail in Indochina...
1463
01:40:02,518 --> 01:40:04,824
Besides, I'm not the only one
who doesn't reply to mail.
1464
01:40:04,911 --> 01:40:07,349
The amount of awards ceremonies
I invited you to.
1465
01:40:07,784 --> 01:40:09,481
You never came.
1466
01:40:09,612 --> 01:40:13,572
Well, maybe...
a personal invitation?
1467
01:40:15,618 --> 01:40:17,402
Instead of sending those stupid
1468
01:40:17,576 --> 01:40:20,579
gold-embossed invitations.
1469
01:40:22,799 --> 01:40:24,061
Yeah, well...
1470
01:40:24,801 --> 01:40:28,805
I was-- Well--
I guess I was embarrassed.
1471
01:40:32,722 --> 01:40:33,984
A knock on the door,
1472
01:40:34,593 --> 01:40:37,422
a personal invitation
from your kid brother.
1473
01:40:38,684 --> 01:40:40,034
That's not embarrassing.
1474
01:40:42,210 --> 01:40:43,950
Getting beat up
by your kid brother
1475
01:40:44,038 --> 01:40:46,562
in front of the woman he loves?
Now, that's embarrassing.
1476
01:40:48,564 --> 01:40:50,218
Louie, that was 30 years ago.
1477
01:40:50,740 --> 01:40:52,568
You're never gonna forgive me
for that, are you?
1478
01:40:53,134 --> 01:40:55,658
I mean, I know
I haven't forgiven myself.
1479
01:40:57,660 --> 01:41:00,967
Ah, Nicky.
Look, that wasn't it.
1480
01:41:02,273 --> 01:41:03,448
It wasn't?
1481
01:41:05,842 --> 01:41:06,843
You don't wanna hear it.
1482
01:41:07,626 --> 01:41:09,715
Yeah, I... I do wanna hear it.
1483
01:41:12,327 --> 01:41:14,198
- You wanna hear it?
- Yeah, I wanna hear it.
1484
01:41:15,678 --> 01:41:17,549
It's 'cause you made it
to the top
1485
01:41:18,246 --> 01:41:20,509
and you never even once
threw down a line.
1486
01:41:21,423 --> 01:41:23,294
You could have helped me a bit.
1487
01:41:23,381 --> 01:41:25,644
You were in a position
to do so, but you didn't.
1488
01:41:26,428 --> 01:41:27,777
You turned your back.
1489
01:41:29,126 --> 01:41:31,172
You turned your back and ran.
1490
01:41:31,302 --> 01:41:33,739
And you been running scared
ever since.
1491
01:41:36,481 --> 01:41:37,439
You're right.
1492
01:41:38,614 --> 01:41:39,919
I did run.
1493
01:41:40,572 --> 01:41:41,747
Been running my whole life.
1494
01:41:44,054 --> 01:41:45,795
But I never
turned my back on you.
1495
01:41:46,578 --> 01:41:48,102
I always wanted to help you.
1496
01:41:49,799 --> 01:41:51,192
Then why didn't you?
1497
01:41:55,587 --> 01:41:57,763
Lou... Hollywood, it's...
1498
01:41:58,982 --> 01:42:01,289
it's not like film school.
It's not...
1499
01:42:02,333 --> 01:42:04,727
it's not like theater.
It's not hugs and kisses.
1500
01:42:05,989 --> 01:42:07,033
It's tough.
1501
01:42:08,644 --> 01:42:11,864
They don't fight fair.
It's like being a street fighter
1502
01:42:12,038 --> 01:42:13,388
without a corner to sit in.
1503
01:42:13,518 --> 01:42:15,694
It's... it's every man
for himself.
1504
01:42:17,087 --> 01:42:19,045
So you don't think
I could have made it?
1505
01:42:19,133 --> 01:42:20,134
Lou...
1506
01:42:21,091 --> 01:42:22,745
you can't possibly
imagine the...
1507
01:42:24,094 --> 01:42:27,445
the humiliation, the shame,
the embarrassment that these...
1508
01:42:28,838 --> 01:42:32,450
The fear that this town can...
put on you.
1509
01:42:33,408 --> 01:42:35,714
They build you up and they take
everything from you.
1510
01:42:35,845 --> 01:42:39,414
Your pride, your soul...
...your family.
1511
01:42:40,328 --> 01:42:42,808
You got a family.
You got a beautiful family.
1512
01:42:42,939 --> 01:42:46,377
What do I got?
I got a... fading career.
1513
01:42:46,508 --> 01:42:49,163
A fading face, fading fame.
I mean, I'm a joke.
1514
01:42:49,293 --> 01:42:50,947
You got what you wanted.
1515
01:42:55,256 --> 01:42:56,648
I'm not so sure about that.
1516
01:42:57,040 --> 01:42:59,825
Well, what is it, Nicky?
1517
01:43:00,609 --> 01:43:01,958
Huh? What do you want?
1518
01:43:02,654 --> 01:43:04,395
What is this all about, huh?
1519
01:43:06,876 --> 01:43:09,095
I don't know.
I'm... I'm confused.
1520
01:43:09,226 --> 01:43:11,185
Things used to be so simple.
1521
01:43:12,273 --> 01:43:13,230
Like...
1522
01:43:14,362 --> 01:43:15,711
when we went to the movies
with Dad.
1523
01:43:15,841 --> 01:43:17,843
Remember?
1524
01:43:18,409 --> 01:43:20,281
I remember sitting
next to him thinkin'...
1525
01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:23,284
he wants us up there
on the big screen.
1526
01:43:23,414 --> 01:43:25,068
Not in the cheap seats.
1527
01:43:25,286 --> 01:43:27,592
Up there on the big screen,
winning awards.
1528
01:43:28,289 --> 01:43:30,900
Oscars, Emmys, Tonys.
1529
01:43:31,509 --> 01:43:32,597
All that stuff.
1530
01:43:33,990 --> 01:43:35,470
- The movies.
- Yeah.
1531
01:43:35,644 --> 01:43:38,124
That's when we were family.
That's when we were brothers.
1532
01:43:38,386 --> 01:43:41,258
That's all he wanted.
And that's all I want.
1533
01:43:45,306 --> 01:43:46,350
Cheers.
1534
01:43:47,090 --> 01:43:48,918
- To Dad.
- To Dad.
1535
01:44:21,603 --> 01:44:22,560
It's Nic.
1536
01:44:23,082 --> 01:44:25,607
Oh, it's Nic!
1537
01:45:05,647 --> 01:45:07,431
Must have mixed up
our luggage.
1538
01:45:09,738 --> 01:45:11,783
You left
before I could claim it.
1539
01:45:12,131 --> 01:45:14,525
Hmm. Well, I came back
to finish what we started.
1540
01:45:14,656 --> 01:45:15,744
Under one condition.
1541
01:45:15,874 --> 01:45:17,833
We shoot the final scene
in Ischia.
1542
01:45:18,616 --> 01:45:21,663
At the highest peak
of Mount Epomeo.
1543
01:45:23,055 --> 01:45:26,145
But there is no final scene.
1544
01:45:26,276 --> 01:45:28,104
There is no script.
There never was.
1545
01:45:28,409 --> 01:45:31,586
- Only an opening.
- Mm-hmm. Wait.
1546
01:45:38,810 --> 01:45:42,336
Right. Excuse the, uh,
we've got a stain.
1547
01:45:46,252 --> 01:45:48,820
But we have no money
for a sosia.
1548
01:45:48,907 --> 01:45:51,127
A stunt double.
Who will do the scene?
1549
01:45:52,302 --> 01:45:53,521
I'll do it.
1550
01:45:54,696 --> 01:45:55,958
Are you sure?
1551
01:45:57,089 --> 01:45:58,308
You are no longer acrophobe?
1552
01:45:58,439 --> 01:45:59,831
Mmm. Cured.
1553
01:45:59,918 --> 01:46:01,050
Done.
1554
01:46:04,967 --> 01:46:05,968
Ah...
1555
01:46:06,577 --> 01:46:07,578
But you see...
1556
01:46:08,231 --> 01:46:10,015
I can't return to Italy.
1557
01:46:10,364 --> 01:46:13,367
I have been blacklisted.
I'm sorry.
1558
01:46:14,019 --> 01:46:18,197
- I'm sorry to everyone!
- Well, that's fine.
1559
01:46:19,198 --> 01:46:22,637
I have a great idea
for a co-director. Hmm?
1560
01:46:23,594 --> 01:46:25,248
- Really?
- Yeah, really.
1561
01:46:27,206 --> 01:46:29,339
But who will co-direct?
1562
01:46:31,733 --> 01:46:32,864
A super-volcano?
1563
01:46:32,995 --> 01:46:34,039
Super-volcano!
1564
01:46:37,434 --> 01:46:38,566
-Yes!
- Yeah!
1565
01:46:38,653 --> 01:46:40,742
Nic Cassino is back!
1566
01:46:45,137 --> 01:46:46,487
Oh, God, that's it!
1567
01:46:57,367 --> 01:47:00,196
"Tonno con me." NIC: "Come back with me."
1568
01:47:05,244 --> 01:47:06,898
Did you write
that all by yourself?
1569
01:47:08,204 --> 01:47:11,163
Actually, I had help
with Isidoro.
1570
01:47:12,774 --> 01:47:16,560
Did you tell him
you want to eat tuna with me?
1571
01:47:17,082 --> 01:47:19,171
Because that is what is written.
1572
01:47:19,302 --> 01:47:21,913
No, it's... it's the thought
that counts.
1573
01:47:22,261 --> 01:47:24,002
You have a lot of nerve
to show your face,
1574
01:47:24,089 --> 01:47:25,787
"the great Nic Cassino!"
1575
01:47:25,961 --> 01:47:27,005
Yeah, I've...
1576
01:47:27,397 --> 01:47:29,399
I've been sitting here
for an hour and a half and...
1577
01:47:30,313 --> 01:47:31,923
no one's recognized me
except this old lady--
1578
01:47:32,054 --> 01:47:36,580
No one recognized you
because no one cares about you.
1579
01:47:37,363 --> 01:47:39,104
You're... you're a phony,
1580
01:47:39,670 --> 01:47:41,455
even if you are not a sosia.
1581
01:47:43,544 --> 01:47:44,501
Listen.
1582
01:47:45,763 --> 01:47:47,635
You have every right
to... to be angry at me.
1583
01:47:47,765 --> 01:47:50,551
I ran away from you.
I ran away from everyone.
1584
01:47:50,681 --> 01:47:51,856
Yes, you did.
1585
01:47:52,030 --> 01:47:53,075
Why?
1586
01:47:54,206 --> 01:47:56,165
I guess it's, uh... it's...
1587
01:47:56,818 --> 01:47:59,255
I had some character
issues to resolve.
1588
01:47:59,385 --> 01:48:01,126
Uh, like a... like a backstory.
1589
01:48:01,257 --> 01:48:03,172
- Backstory?
-No, please.
1590
01:48:03,302 --> 01:48:05,174
Every great character--
Just listen to me.
1591
01:48:05,827 --> 01:48:08,699
Please. Every great character
needs a backstory.
1592
01:48:08,786 --> 01:48:09,918
And in that backstory
1593
01:48:10,048 --> 01:48:11,876
are the things
that make the character tick.
1594
01:48:12,007 --> 01:48:13,225
And sometimes,
1595
01:48:13,356 --> 01:48:16,272
you gotta go back
and reset the clock.
1596
01:48:17,012 --> 01:48:19,710
- And did you?
- Yeah. Uh...
1597
01:48:20,842 --> 01:48:22,408
Some stuff came up.
1598
01:48:22,583 --> 01:48:24,367
- A lot of stuff.
-"Stuff, stuff"...
1599
01:48:24,585 --> 01:48:25,803
Yeah, stuff, you know--
1600
01:48:25,890 --> 01:48:28,240
- Ah. Good stuff or bad stuff?
-Good, bad...
1601
01:48:29,198 --> 01:48:30,808
But... but you left.
1602
01:48:31,983 --> 01:48:33,028
You left.
1603
01:48:34,290 --> 01:48:38,947
You made people believe in you.
That you were different.
1604
01:48:39,208 --> 01:48:41,906
That you were not just
another celebrity tourist,
1605
01:48:42,254 --> 01:48:44,561
caring nothing for the mess
you leave behind.
1606
01:48:44,692 --> 01:48:46,128
Look, I'm--TITINA: No.
1607
01:48:47,521 --> 01:48:50,306
Why did you come back?
1608
01:48:50,741 --> 01:48:52,264
I came back for you.
1609
01:48:52,351 --> 01:48:53,701
No, I... I did.
1610
01:48:54,528 --> 01:48:55,703
I came back for you.
1611
01:48:57,269 --> 01:48:58,532
I came back for my motivation.
1612
01:48:59,315 --> 01:49:00,316
- Liar.
- No, no
1613
01:49:00,403 --> 01:49:01,447
- No, yeah.
- No.
1614
01:49:03,101 --> 01:49:04,450
No, I'm not lying.
1615
01:49:09,151 --> 01:49:10,152
I'm sorry.
1616
01:49:27,038 --> 01:49:28,431
Whoa.
1617
01:49:29,258 --> 01:49:30,738
- I'm strong?
- Yeah.
1618
01:49:30,868 --> 01:49:31,956
- Very st-- Yeah.
- I know.
1619
01:49:32,087 --> 01:49:33,610
- Ow, that actually hurt.
- Mm.
1620
01:49:34,263 --> 01:49:35,525
All right. Ow.
1621
01:49:35,960 --> 01:49:38,180
Right on the funny bone.
No, not the funny bone, but...
1622
01:49:38,789 --> 01:49:40,051
Citizens of the world.
1623
01:49:40,182 --> 01:49:41,487
I stand before you today
1624
01:49:41,575 --> 01:49:43,011
as we face
our gravest challenge.
1625
01:49:43,577 --> 01:49:46,536
As I speak, an asteroid
the size of a small planet
1626
01:49:46,667 --> 01:49:48,886
hurtles through space
directly at Mt. Vesuvius.
1627
01:49:49,191 --> 01:49:51,149
I ask the nations of the world
1628
01:49:51,236 --> 01:49:53,978
to unleash their nuclear
weapons at the asteroid...[INTENSE RUMBLING]
1629
01:49:55,284 --> 01:49:57,547
...to destroy it
before it destroys us.
1630
01:49:58,069 --> 01:49:59,462
May God be with us all.
1631
01:50:06,251 --> 01:50:08,689
Maestro...
1632
01:50:10,691 --> 01:50:11,779
With your permission.
1633
01:50:18,742 --> 01:50:19,700
And...
1634
01:50:20,657 --> 01:50:21,919
Action!
1635
01:50:29,013 --> 01:50:31,755
Marcello.
They heard you. They listened.
1636
01:50:31,886 --> 01:50:34,323
They have sent
their entire nuclear arsenals
1637
01:50:34,453 --> 01:50:37,979
to destroy the asteroid.
1638
01:50:51,122 --> 01:50:53,037
Marcello...
1639
01:50:53,211 --> 01:50:54,604
Do you know what that means?
1640
01:50:55,344 --> 01:50:57,041
It means the world's safe.
1641
01:50:57,389 --> 01:51:00,349
And the super-volcano can sleep
for another million years.
1642
01:51:00,436 --> 01:51:01,437
No.
1643
01:51:02,525 --> 01:51:04,440
It means a new age of peace.
1644
01:51:05,876 --> 01:51:09,227
No more weapons. No more wars.
1645
01:51:14,450 --> 01:51:17,453
Marcello! Look!
Another missile!
1646
01:51:17,583 --> 01:51:19,455
Time to save
the world again.
1647
01:51:21,457 --> 01:51:22,850
I'm gettin' too old
for this shit.
1648
01:51:27,724 --> 01:51:28,725
Marcello!
1649
01:51:47,526 --> 01:51:50,399
And finally, a clip
from our last nominee.
1650
01:51:55,273 --> 01:51:56,797
Sorry, Luigi.
1651
01:51:57,319 --> 01:51:59,887
I'm so sorry!
1652
01:52:01,976 --> 01:52:06,415
And the winner for the Best Rip
Your Heart Out Crying Scene...
1653
01:52:07,590 --> 01:52:11,725
from the first ever
neorealistic action film...
1654
01:52:12,638 --> 01:52:15,946
It's my man, Nic Cassino!
1655
01:52:32,702 --> 01:52:33,964
Where's Papa?
1656
01:52:45,846 --> 01:52:47,325
Anybody?
1657
01:52:47,978 --> 01:52:49,414
Please!
1658
01:52:49,545 --> 01:52:50,894
Do something!
1659
01:52:51,634 --> 01:52:53,157
Please!
1660
01:52:53,636 --> 01:52:55,072
Excuse me!
1661
01:52:55,203 --> 01:52:57,335
The winner is in the toilet!
1662
01:53:18,530 --> 01:53:21,490
♪ It's your last chance
To reign ♪
1663
01:53:22,012 --> 01:53:25,015
♪ Till you fall down
On your knees ♪
1664
01:53:26,321 --> 01:53:28,584
♪ That isn't how you make it
1665
01:53:29,672 --> 01:53:32,066
♪ Mine ain't yours for taking
1666
01:53:32,718 --> 01:53:35,286
♪ Now you're to blame
1667
01:53:35,983 --> 01:53:38,507
♪ For what's going on with me ♪
1668
01:53:38,637 --> 01:53:40,030
♪ You know ♪
1669
01:53:40,161 --> 01:53:42,337
♪ Your life's what
You've made it ♪
1670
01:53:43,642 --> 01:53:45,949
♪ Mine ain't yours for taking
1671
01:53:47,255 --> 01:53:49,605
♪ You never have
To make it right ♪
1672
01:53:49,735 --> 01:53:53,087
♪ But how long
Can you be wrong? ♪
1673
01:53:54,349 --> 01:53:57,787
♪ Don't try to sing
The same old song ♪
1674
01:54:01,225 --> 01:54:03,575
♪ You're never tired
Of making fights ♪
1675
01:54:03,706 --> 01:54:06,796
♪ Tell me how long
Till you're gone ♪
1676
01:54:07,928 --> 01:54:10,800
♪ You never try to see
Eye to eye ♪
1677
01:54:11,583 --> 01:54:14,630
♪ Always looking for
A place to hide ♪
1678
01:54:14,760 --> 01:54:16,850
♪ That isn't how you make it ♪
1679
01:54:18,155 --> 01:54:20,418
♪ Mine ain't yours for taking
1680
01:54:34,824 --> 01:54:37,522
♪ It's your last chance
To reign ♪
1681
01:54:38,132 --> 01:54:41,178
♪ Till you fall down
On your knees ♪
1682
01:54:42,440 --> 01:54:44,747
♪ That isn't how you make it
1683
01:54:45,966 --> 01:54:48,316
♪ Mine ain't yours for taking
1684
01:54:49,099 --> 01:54:51,667
♪ Now you're to blame
1685
01:54:52,059 --> 01:54:54,757
♪ For what's going on with me ♪
1686
01:54:54,888 --> 01:54:56,237
♪ You know ♪
1687
01:54:56,367 --> 01:54:58,456
♪ Your life's what you make it ♪
1688
01:55:00,023 --> 01:55:02,025
♪ Mine ain't yours for taking
1689
01:55:03,461 --> 01:55:05,855
♪ You never have
To make it right ♪
1690
01:55:05,986 --> 01:55:08,771
♪ But how long
Can you be wrong? ♪
1691
01:55:10,425 --> 01:55:13,950
♪ Don't try to sing
The same old song ♪
1692
01:55:17,388 --> 01:55:19,782
♪ You're never tired
Of making fights ♪
1693
01:55:19,913 --> 01:55:22,916
♪ Tell me how long
Till you're gone ♪
1694
01:55:24,134 --> 01:55:26,876
♪ You never try to see
Eye to eye ♪
1695
01:55:27,877 --> 01:55:30,706
♪ Always looking
For a place to hide ♪
1696
01:55:30,836 --> 01:55:33,143
♪ That isn't how you make it ♪
1697
01:55:34,362 --> 01:55:36,625
♪ Mine ain't yours for taking
1698
01:56:19,320 --> 01:56:21,583
♪ You never have
To make it right ♪
1699
01:56:21,713 --> 01:56:24,586
♪ But how long
Can you be wrong? ♪
1700
01:56:26,196 --> 01:56:29,547
♪ Don't try to sing
The same old song ♪
1701
01:56:32,942 --> 01:56:35,162
♪ You never try
To make it right ♪
1702
01:56:35,292 --> 01:56:38,556
♪ Tell me how long
Till you're gone ♪
1703
01:56:39,775 --> 01:56:42,430
♪ You never try to see
Eye to eye ♪
1704
01:56:43,387 --> 01:56:46,260
♪ Always looking
For a place to hide ♪
1705
01:56:46,390 --> 01:56:48,653
♪ That isn't how you make it ♪
1706
01:56:49,872 --> 01:56:52,005
♪ Mine ain't yours for taking
1707
01:56:53,136 --> 01:56:55,312
♪ That isn't how you make it
1708
01:56:56,748 --> 01:56:59,055
♪ Mine ain't yours for taking
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