All language subtitles for Bastardos.Inglórios.2009.720p.BluRay.5.1.x264.DUAL-WWW.BLUDV.COM.br-en

CHAPTER 1

ONCE UPON A TIME...

...IN A FRANCE OCCUPIED BY NAZISTS

1941

Go in and close the door.

Bring some water
so I can wash and then...

...stay with your sisters.

There you go, daddy.

Thank you, my dear...

...now stay with your sisters.

Don't run.

Is it the property of Perrier LaPadite?

I'm Perrier LaPadite.

It's a pleasure to meet you,
monsieur LaPadite...

...I'm Colonel Hans Landa, SS.

How can I serve you?

I was hoping you'd invite me in...

...so we can talk.

Certainly. Please.

Colonel Landa, this is my family.

Colonel Hans Landa, of the SS...

...mademoiselle...

...at your disposal.

The rumors I heard in the village about
your family are real.

She has a daughter more adorable than the other.

Merci.

Please...

...sit down.

Suzanne, wine for the colonel.

No.

Merci beaucoup, but without wine.

As it is a dairy farm,
Would it be right to believe they have milk?

Oui.

So I prefer milk.

He is well.

Julie, can you close the window?

Merci.

Monsieur, his family and his cows...

...says "Bravo"!

Thanks.

Sit with me at your table.

He is well.

Monsieur LaPadite...

...what do we have to talk about
it would be better in private.

As you can see, I left my men outside.

Without wanting to offend you, I would ask
to the lovely ladies to go out?

You're right.

Charlotte, go out with the girls.

We need to talk alone.

Monsieur LaPadite...

...I'm sorry to inform you that my French
it only goes this far.

Talking so inappropriately
It just makes me embarrassed.

However, I have reason to believe
who speaks English very well.

Yes.

And, likewise, me too.
While I'm at your house, I ask...

...permission to speak English...

...until the end of the conversation.

Certainly.

I know very well who Mr. and his family are...

...but I don't know if Mr. know who I am.

Did you know about my existence?

- Yes.
- That is great.

Do you know what job I have orders for?
to perform in France?

Yes.

Please tell me what you heard.

That the Führero ordered to collect
the Jews hiding in France...

...and who pass as Gentiles.

Not even the Führer could describe it better.

But the reason for your visit...

...although pleasant, it is mysterious to me.

The Germans looked for Jews
in my house for 9 months...

...and found nothing.

I'm aware.

I read the reports in this area.

But like any enterprise
under new management...

...there is always a slight duplication
in commitment.

There is also a lot of wasted time,
but the work must be done.

Just a few questions, monsieur LaPadite.

If you help me with the answers...

...my department. will archive the folder
of your family.

Good...

...before the occupation, there were
4 Jewish families in this area.

All farmers like you.

Dolerac, Rollin, Loveitt...

...and the Dreyfus.

Is it correct?

As far as I know...

...these were the Jewish families
among farmers.

Herr colonel, does it bother you if I smoke
my pipe?

Please, monsieur LaPadite...

...this is your home, make yourself comfortable.

According to these documents...

...all Jewish families
from the area were collected...

...except the Dreyfus.

Sometime last year,
they disappeared.

Which leads me to believe they had
success in your escape...

...or that someone hides them efficiently.

What have you heard about the Dreyfus,
monsieur LaPadite?

- Just rumors.
- I love gossip!

Facts can disorient.

Rumors, real or false,
are often revealing.

Monsieur LaPadite...

...what rumors have you heard
related to the Dreyfus?

I repeat, it's just a rumor, but...

...we heard that the Dreyfus
fled to Spain.

So you heard rumors of escape?

Yes.

Without having known them,
can you confirm for me...

...who were the members of the house
and their names?

There were 5 of them.

The father, Jacob.

The wife, Miram.

And her brother, Bob.

How old is Bob?

30, 31.

Continue.

And the children...

...Amos...

...and Shosanna.

The age of the children?

Amos was 9 or 10 years old.

- And Shosanna?
- Shosanna had...

...18 or 19. I'm not sure.

Well, I think that's enough.

But before you go, it might help
another glass of that wonderful milk?

But of course.

Monsieur LaPadite...

...is aware of the nickname
that the French gave me?

I'm not interested in such things.

But you are aware of what they call me.

I have.

What are you aware of?

- That they call him the Jew Hunter.
- Precisely.

I understand your hesitation in repeating this.

Heydrich apparently hates the moniker...

...that the people of Prague gave him.

Why he hates his nickname
de Carrasco confuses me.

It seems like he did everything to deserve it.

On the other hand, I love
my unofficial title...

...precisely because I deserved it.

What makes me an effective
Jew hunter is that...

...unlike most soldiers...

...I can think like a Jew...

...while they only think like Germans.

More precisely, like German soldiers.

If you compare the qualities of
Germans like an animal...

...would be the insight
and the hawk's predatory instinct.

But if you compare the qualities
from the Jews to that of an animal...

...would be the same as the mouse.

Goebbels' Führere propaganda
say exactly the same.

But our conclusions differ...

...because I don't consider
the comparison is an insult.

Take the world into consideration
where the mouse lives.

It's a pretty hostile world.

If a mouse came through your door
from the front, now...

...Mr. would you receive him with hostility?

I suppose so.

The mouse did something to him
to create this animosity?

Rats spread disease.
They bite people.

Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague,
but it's been a while.

Every disease that the rat can spread,
the squirrel can too.

Do you agree?

But don't feel for the squirrels
the same as...

- ...you feel for the rats, don't you?
- No.

Although they are both rodents, right?

And except for the tail they are fine
similar, aren't they?

Very interesting thought.

Interesting as it may seem...

...it doesn't make any difference
what Mr. feel.

If a mouse came in here now,
while I'm talking...

...Mr. I would welcome you with a saucer
of your delicious milk?

Probably not.

I didn't think so.

Don't like them.

You don't know why you don't like them.

All he knows is that he finds them repulsive.

Consequently,
a German soldier searches...

...a house suspected of hiding Jews.

Where does the hawk look?

In the barn, in the attic, in the basement...

...everywhere he would hide.

But there are many places
that would never occur to a hawk.

But the reason the Führer brought me
from the Austrian Alps to here...

...on French dairy farms,
It's because that happens to me.

I know what a human being
can do when...

...abandons dignity.

Can I smoke my pipe?

Please, Herr Colonel, make yourself at home.

Now, my work...

...ask my men
enter your house...

...and conduct a thorough search...

...before I cross out the name
of your family from the list.

If there is any irregularity
to be found and...

...have something to tell me, such a search...

...will be completely unnecessary.

I should add that any information...

...that facilitate compliance
of my duty, you will not receive punishment.

In fact, quite the opposite.
You will be rewarded.

Your family will not be disturbed
in any way...

...by the Germans for the rest
of our occupation in your country.

It's hiding enemies of the state,
it is not?

Yes.

They are hidden
under the floor, aren't they?

Yes.

Point out where they are hidden.

Since they didn't show up...

...is it a fact that they don't speak English?

Yes.

I will speak French now and I want
let it continue.

Is it clear?

Yes.

Monsieur LaPadite...

...thank you for the milk...

...and hospitality.

Our work here is finished.

Girls.

Thank you for your time.

We won't bother you anymore.

Monsieur...

...mademoiselle.

I say goodbye to Mr. and I say...

...postpone...

It's the girl.

Au revoir, Shosannw_!

CHAPTER 2

INGLORIOUS BASTARDS

Attention!

My name is Lieutenant Neo Reme.

I'm forming a special team
of 8 soldiers.

8 American soldiers... Jews.

Heard the rumors about the fleet
arrive soon.

We will leave a little earlier.

We will be launched in France
dressed as civilians.

Once in enemy territory...

...like an army of guerrillas...

...let's just do one thing:

Kill Nazis.

I don't know about you...

...but I, for sure,
I didn't come down from the Smoky Mountains...

...I crossed 8 thousand kilometers of sea,
I fought in Sicily and jumped...

...from a plane to teach lessons
of humanity to the Nazis.

Nazis have no humanity.

They are soldiers of a killer
mass who hate Jews...

...and they must be destroyed.

So every motherfucker
that we see ourselves in a Nazi uniform...

...will have to die.

I am a direct descendant
by explorer Jim Bridger.

It means I have Indian blood.

And our battle plan
It will be that of the Apache resistance.

We will be cruel to the Germans...

...and then they will know who we are.

They will find evidence of our cruelty...

...in the disembowelled bodies...

...and disfigured people we will leave behind.

And the Germans will wonder...

...the cruelty that his brothers
suffered at our hands...

...on the soles of our boots
and the tips of our knives.

The Germans will vomit because of us.

The Germans will talk about us.

The Germans will be afraid of us.

When they close their eyes at night...

...tortured by the subconscious
for the evil they did...

...will be tortured too
for thinking about us.

It seems good?

Yes sir!

That's what I like to hear.

But I have a warning to suitors
to warriors.

Under my command, they assume a debt.

A personal debt to me.

Every man under my command
He owes me 100 Nazi scalps.

And I want my scalps.

Everyone will give me 100 Nazi scalps
taken from the heads of 100 dead Nazis.

Or they will die trying.

No, no, no!

How much more will I have to put up with
of these Jewish pigs?

They shoot my men like flies.

Do you know the new rumor?
that they spread to provoke fear?

What...

...hit my boys with a stick!

May the man they call
by Jewish Bear...

...it's a golem!

My Führer, this is just soldier gossip.

Nobody believes that the "Jewish Bear"
be a golem.

Why not?

They escape from being caught
like apparitions.

They appear and disappear
whenever they want.

Do you want to prove
that they are flesh and blood?

So bring them to me!

I will hang them naked, by their
heels, on the Eiffel Tower!

And then throw their bodies
in the sewers...

...for the rats of Paris to feast on.

Kliest!

Yes, my Führer.

I want to give an order to everyone
soldiers based in France.

The known degenerate
like "Jewish Bear"...

...will not be called as such.

Yes, my Führer!

Still want to see Private Butz?

Who and what is a Butz soldier?

The soldier I wanted to see in person.

His squad was attacked
by Lieutenant Raine's Jews.

He was the only survivor.

I want to see him, yes. Thanks for reminding me.

Send him in.

Sergeant Rachtmann, Ludwig
and I survived the attack.

While 1 man watched us,
the rest removed their hair.

Hey, Hirschberg.

Send Sergeant kraut here.

You. Go!

Sergeant Werner Rachtman.

Lieutenant Aldo Raine. Nice to meet you.

Do you know what "sit down" means?

- Yes.
- Then sit there!

Do you speak English?

If you need it, we have someone who can translate.

Wicki here...

...Austrian Jew, left Munich
while it was quiet.

Became American, enlisted
and came back to give them what they deserve.

You must know the other one up there.

Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz.

Have you heard of him?

The entire German army
Have you ever heard of Hugo Stiglitz?

The reason he became a celebrity
among the Germans it is simple.

Enlisted as a German,
he killed 13 Gestapo officers.

Instead of putting him against the wall...

...the high command decided to send him to Berlin...

... to use it as an example.

It goes without saying that
when the Bastards found out about him...

...he never got there.

Sergeant Hugo Stiglitz?

Lieutenant Aldo Raine.
These are the Bastards.

Have you heard about us?

We just want to say that we are your fans.

When it comes to killing Nazis...

...Mr. he has a lot of talent.

And I boast that I have eyes
for that kind of talent.

But his reputation as a killer
of Nazis is an amateur.

We came to ask if you want to become a professional.

Do you know who we are?

It's Aldo the Apache.

Werner, if you heard about us...

...you already know we don't take prisoners.

We kill Nazis and,
cousin, we are very successful.

Yes.

This gives us 2 options.

We kill you or let you go.

Whether or not you're going to get out of here alive...

...it just depends on you.

Up the road there is an orchard.

Besides you have
another kraut patrol in here.

If this patrol had a sniper...

...that orchard would be a delight to him.

If you want to eat a sandwich
from sauerkraut again...

...you have to show me on this map
where they are.

You have to tell me how many there are, and say...

...what kind of artillery they have.

I will not disclose information
that risks the lives of Germans.

That's where you're wrong, because
That's exactly what you're going to do.

Do Germans hide in trees?

You have to tell me. And it has to be now.

Take that finger of yours...

...and point here on the map where the party will take place.

How many will come
and what they brought to play.

With all due respect, I refuse, sir.

Did you hear that?

Yes.

It's Sergeant Donny Donowitz.

You may have heard his nickname before.

The Jewish Bear.

If you heard about Aldo the Apache,
heard about the Jew Bear.

- I heard about the Jewish Bear.
- What?

He hits German soldiers with his baton.

He crushes their brains
with baseball bat.

Werner, I'm going to ask you one last time.

If you continue to refuse,
I will call the Jewish Bear.

He's going to get that stick...

...and beat you to death.

With that finger licking schnitzel...

...show on the map what I want to know.

Go fuck yourself!

You and your Jewish dogs.

It's a pleasure to hear you say that.

Watch Donny whack Nazis...

...it's almost the same as going to the cinema. Donny!

Yes?

The German wants to die for the country.

Do him a favor.

Did you get that for killing Jews?

Bravery.

Donny!

I'd be shitting myself if I were you.

Teddy Williams crashes out of the stadium!

Fenway Stadium Rises
for Teddy Ballgame!

Did a homerun
like this one on Lansdowne Street!

You!

Damn, Hirschberg!

Donny, bring that other one over here. Alive!

Get up! Whisk ready.
You're next!

I hit you and you hit the ground.

Do you speak English?

Wicki.

Ask if he wants to live.

Have the German position pointed out on the map.

Ask how many Germans there are.

About 12.

What kind of artillery?

How did you survive this ordeal?

They let me go.

When reporting what happened...

...you won't say you told us
what he told or they will kill him.

They'll want to know if it's special,
because we let him live.

Tell them we left you alive
to warn the troops...

...what we do to the Nazis we catch.

You won't tell anyone anything.
No words!

Your unit was attacked and you fled!

No more words!

Yes, my Führer.

They marked you as
the other survivors?

Yes, my Führer.

Now that you've survived the war,
What will you do at home?

I will hug my mother
like I've never hugged.

He's going to hug his mom.

Isn't this beautiful?

Ask if you are going to take off your uniform.

I'm going to take it out and I intend to burn it.

It will burn.

That's what we thought. We don't like that.

We like Nazis in uniforms
to identify them.

Immediately.

But if they take off their uniform,
no one will know they are Nazis.

And we don't like that at all.

So I'll give you something
so as not to take it off anymore.

You know, Lieutenant, it's getting
very good at that.

Do you know how to get there?
at Carnegie Hall, right?

Practice.

CHAPTER 3

GERMAN NIGHT IN PARIS

1944

JUNE

4 YEARS AFTER THE MASSACRE
FROM YOUR FAMILY

What's coming tomorrow?

Max Linder Festival.

I prefer Linder to Chaplin.

But he didn't do anything that good
as "The Kid".

The chase in "The Kid" is superb.

I love your cinema.

Merci.

Is it yours?

My property?

Oui.

Oui.

How does a girl so young have a cinema?

My aunt left it for me.

Merci for German Night.

I have no choice.

You're welcome.

I love Riefenstahl's films, like...

...Piz Palü.

A Frenchwoman who admires Riefenstahl!

I wouldn't say "admirer" for...

...describe what I think
from frãulein Riefenstahl.

But you admire director Pabst, don't you?

Put his name there...

...without needing to.

I'm French. We respect
directors in our country.

Even the Germans!

Oui.

Merci for your help, soldier. Adieu.

It's not over yet.

I'll finish in the morning.

May I know your name?

Do you want my documents?

Emmanuelle Mimieux.

Very beautiful name.

Merci.

My documents?

Allow me to introduce myself...

...Fredrick Zoller.

Good...

...it was a pleasure to talk
with a cinema lover.

Sweet dreams.

Adieu.

Hello, mademoiselle.

Can I sit?

Look, Fredrick...

Do you remember my name?

Yes.

You seem very nice...

Thanks.

You're welcome.

But stop bothering me.

I apologize, mademoiselle...

...I didn't want to bother you.

I just wanted to be friendly.

I don't want to be your friend.

Why not?

You know why.

I'm more than just a uniform.

For me, no.

If you're after a French woman...

...I suggest you try Vichy.

Who are you?

Wasn't it just a uniform?

He's not just a soldier.

Are you someone's son?

Everyone is someone's child.

Lucky for you to hook a brave war hero.

No, Mademoiselle is not my girlfriend.

Can you write "Amour, Babette"?

So you're a war hero?

What did you do?

I was alone in the Campanário
of a surrounded city.

Me and a thousand rounds of ammunition in a nest...

...against 300 enemy soldiers.

"Child"?

It's what a sniper calls a steeple.

It is a tall structure that offers
160° vision.

It is an advantageous position.

How many did you kill?

68.

On the 1st day.

150...

...on the 2nd day.

32 on the 3rd day.

On the 4th day, they left the city.

My story received a lot of attention
in Germany...

...that's why everyone recognizes me.

They call me the German Sergeant York.

Maybe they'll make a movie out of it.

That's what Joseph Goebbels thought.

He did and called it "The Pride of the Nation".

They wanted me to act in it myself...

...and I acted.

Joseph thinks it will be his masterpiece.

And I, the German Van Johnson.

Is "The Nation's Pride" about you?

And starring you?

I know.

Comical, no?

Good luck with the film,
for Joseph and for you.

See you later!

- Do you need help?
- No.

I'll be in the warehouse.

Everything is fine love.

Mademoiselle Mimieux?

Yes.

Is the cinema yours?

Yes.

Get down here!

Please.

What did I do?

He asked what he did.

Get in the car.

America is competitive
because he descends from slaves.

American Olympic gold
can be measured in black sweat.

THE 2ND MAN IN THE
HITLER'S THIRD REICH

I'm glad you came.

I didn't know if I would accept my invitation.

Invitation?

Is it the young woman in question?

Yes, Dr. Goebbels.

I want you to meet someone.

Emmanuelle Mimieux,
I present to you the minister of propaganda...

...the leader of the entire industry
of German cinema...

...and now that I'm an actor, my boss,
Dr. Joseph Goebbels.

I knew her by name.

And the French interpreter of Herr Goebbels...

...Francesca Mondino.

Hello.

Hello.

And you already know the major.

I didn't introduce myself.
Major Dieter Hellstrom of the Gestapo.

At your service.

Allow me...

...sit down.

Try the champagne, it's very good.

Gotta say you should be
bored with you.

I arrive in France...

...and I want to have lunch with my star.

I did not know...

...that he became so popular in Paris.

And now he has to find
time for me.

People wait hours and days
in line to see me.

But for the Führere for...

...Private Zoller, I'm the one waiting.

But I got an audience
with the young soldier.

And he spends lunch talking
of you and your cinema.

Let's get down to business.

Herr minister dr. Goebbels...

...I didn't inform her.

Unless you're a fool,
You must have already understood.

After all, she runs a cinema.

Francesca, tell me.

They want to tell you that Private Zoller...

...convinced monsieur Goebbels...

...changing the location of the premiere
from the soldier Zoller movie...

...for your cinema.

What?

I wanted to tell.

Shit! I'm sorry, soldier.
Of course I wanted to.

What is the issue?

The soldier wanted to tell to mademoiselle.

Nonsense!

He will only tell you after my questions.

Do not agree to change cinemas
for my debut.

Registered.

Do you have cabins?

Yes.

How many?

2-

More would be better.

How many seats in the auditorium?

350.

Almost 400 less than at the Ritz.

But dr. Goebbels...

...that's not that bad.

I didn't want to put up with hypocritical bourgeoisies...

...looking for favors!

Fewer seats, the more exclusive the event.

Not trying to fill the house,
they will fight for the seats.

And damn the French!

It's a German night, a German event,
a German celebration.

It's for you, for me...

...for the military, the high command...

...family and friends.

The only ones who should enter...

...will be thrilled by the feats on screen.

His speech improved.

It feels like I created a monster.

A strangely persuasive monster.

When the war is over, politics awaits.

All right, soldier...

...I'm inclined to give in, but I have...

...than seeing a movie at the cinema
of this young woman before responding.

My young lady, you will have a session
private tonight.

What German films do you have?

Landa, you are here!

Colonel Hans Landa of the SS.

He will take care of security at the premiere.

Delighted, mademoiselle.

Au revoir, Shosannw_!

Now I will take the Reich minister
to your next appointment.

Factor!

French factory girl!

As head of security for this
festive occasion, I have to talk...

...with Mademoiselle Mimieux.

What kind of conversation?

It seemed to me like a soldier questioning
the order of a colonel.

Or am I too sensitive?

Far from it, colonel.

His authority is unquestionable.

It's for your reputation.

Should we be worried?

Hans, the boy is no threat...

...he's just in love.

And it's true that your reputation carries weight.

They don't need to worry.
I just need to talk...

...with the owner of the possible new location.

Have you tried the strudel here?

No no.

It's not that bad.

Like you and the young soldier
Did you meet?

Yes, 2 strudels. 1 for me
and 1 for mademoiselle.

To me 1 express,
and for mademoiselle...

...1 glass of milk.

Mademoiselle was going to start explaining...

Until 2 days ago, I didn't know
of the existence of soldier Zoller...

...nor of his exploits.

For me...

...was just a regular
from my cinema. We talked...

Mademoiselle, let me interrupt you.

This is a simple formality.

There is no reason to feel anxious.

I'm sorry, I forgot to order the cream.

One moment...

Wait for the cream.

Emmanuelle, can I call you
by Emmanuelle?

Oui.

Emmanuelle...

... explain to me...

...like a young girl like you
Are you a cinema owner?

Please.

Verdict?

Like I said, it's not that bad.

I was explaining the origin
ownership of the cinema.

The cinema originally belonged
to my uncles.

What are their names?

Jean-Pierre and Ada Mimieux.

Where are they now?

He died in a blitzkrieg.

What a shame.

Continue.

Aunt Ada died of a fever in the spring.

How sad.

It caught my attention that you use
a black man. And truth?

Oui.

He is French.

His name is Marcel.

Worked with my uncles
since the opening of the cinema.

He's the only one who works with me.

Doing what?

Projectionist.

Is he good?

The best.

You can see why it is
good job to them.

Do you know how to operate projectors?

Of course I know.

Meeting the Reich Minister...

...I'm almost certain that...

...you don't want success
or failure of his night...

...depend on the prowess of a black man.

Therefore...

...if approved...

...we will hold this event at your cinema, and...

...despite undoubted talent
of your black...

...you will...

...operate the projectors.

Is it possible?

Oui.

Cigarette?

They are not French.

They are Germans.

I have one more question.

But now I can't remember what it was.

Well, it shouldn't be important.

Until the night.

I appreciate the simplicity of this cinema.

It commands respect, almost like a church.

But we can fix the place up.

I'm going to get some Greek nudes at the Louvre
and spread it across reception.

Emmanuelle, did you like "Lucky Kids"?

I like Lilian Harvey.

Lilian Harvey!

Never say that name in my presence!

Hey...

...what are we going to do?

Let's have a Nazi debut.

As I asked, what are we going to do?

I have to talk to you about this.

I'm confused, what are you saying?

Fill the cinema with Nazis and set it on fire.

It wasn't me who said it.

FOX you.

We are talking now.

If we can prevent a fire
here alone...

...can't we burn it down ourselves?

Oui, Shosanna, we can.

And the 350 nitrate films
from Madame Mimieux...

...would help as explosives...

...it is not?

You meant "would be enough", didn't you?

At that time, a 35 mm film
nitrate was so flammable...

...that it was forbidden to take a roll on the tram.

Not in a public vehicle!

- They're movies, aren't they?
- Yes.

They are flammable. You can jump.

Nitrate films burn 3 times
faster than paper.

Shosanna has a collection...

...of about 350 copies of nitrate film.

I'm going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night.

And since I'm going to do that...

...and I will do...

...you won't let me do it alone.

Because you love me and I love you.

And he's the only person I trust.

But we won't just do that.

What about the filming equipment?

The camcorder is fine, what about the sound recorder?

It's also good.

Record a guitarist I met
in a bar. It's great.

Why do we need this?

Because, my beloved...

...let's make a movie.

Only for Nazis.

CHAPTER 4

OPERATION KINO

This way, Lieutenant.

Lieutenant Archie Hicox introducing himself, sir.

Gen. Ed Fenech. Feel free, Hicox.

Drink?

If you had scotch and water,
I would drink a scotch with water.

Very good, Lieutenant.
Want to prepare it yourself?

The bar is inside the globe.

Something for you?

Whiskey. Pure. Without any frills.

It says here that he speaks fluent German.

Like one of the Captain's Nephews.

- Your occupation before the war?
- Film critic.

- List your works.
- Well, sir, for example...

...I write reviews and articles
for Films and Filmmakers...

...and published 2 books.

Admirable. Don't be modest, Lieutenant.
The titles?

The 1st was...

The Art of Eyes, Heart and Mind: A
Study of German Cinema of the 1920s.

The 2nd was 24 Da Vinci Paintings.

It is a critical study of subtext
from the work of German director G.W. Pabst.

- What shall we toast, sir?
- Good...

- ...to Hitler's fall.
- Complete fall, sir.

Yes.

Are you familiar with cinema?
German of the Third Reich?

Yes. Obviously I haven't seen any movies
done in the last 3 years,

- but I have knowledge.
- Explain.

How, sir?

This little adventure of ours asks
a knowledge of German cinema...

...of the Third Reich. Explain UFA,
under the administration of Goebbels.

Goebbels thinks that the films he makes...

...are the beginning of a new era
in German cinema.

An option to consider...

...German-Jewish intellectual cinema
from the 20s...

...and Jewish control of Hollywood.

How is he?

Terribly disgusted, sir. How did you say?

Are you saying he wants to be
overpower the Jews in their game.

Compared to, say, Louis B. Mayer...

- ...how is he?
- Actually, well.

Since Goebbels took over...

...the cinema audience increased
in Germany for the last 8 years.

But Louis B. Mayer is not
its main rival.

I believe that Goebbels sees himself
closer to David O. Selznick.

Instruct him.

Lieutenant Hicox, right now I want
I instructed him on Operation Kino.

In 3 days...

...Joseph Goebbels will make a debut
gala in Paris.

- From what film, sir?
- The film is called The Pride of the Nation.

On this festive German occasion...

Goebbels, Góring,
Bormann and most of the high command...

...including the top brass of the SS
and the Gestapo, as well as...

...figures from Nazi propaganda cinema.

The superior race at a party?

Basically all the bad eggs
in one basket.

The objective of Operation Kino...

...is blowing up the basket.

And like the snow of the past year,
will disappear from the face of the Earth.

What a pleasure, sir.

An American secret unit
behind enemy lines...

...will watch it.

The Germans call them Bastards.

"Bastards", I've never heard of.

This is what the Secret Service wants:
that no one hears.

But the Germans listened,
because these Yankees are the devil.

It will be launched in France, 24 km from Paris.

The Bastards will wait for you.

You will go to a village called Nadine.

In Nadine there is a tavern
called La Louisiane.

There you will find our double agent.
And she who...

...will introduce it at the premiere.

It will be you, her and 2 members
German Bastards.

She has also taken care of
everything else you will need.

How will I recognize her?

I suspect it won't be difficult for you.

- Your contact is Bridget von Hammersmark.
-Bridget von Hammersmark?

The German star at work
to England?

Yes, 2 years ago.

It can even be said that
Operation Kino was born from it.

- Really!
- Did you get the idea?

I think so, sir. Paris is delirious.

NADINE'S VILLAGE

I didn't say the meeting would be in a basement.

- I didn't know.
- He said "tavern".

- It's a tavern.
- And, in a basement.

Fighting in a basement offers
many difficulties.

And the 1st is exactly fighting in a basement.

What if she's not there?

We wait.

Don't worry. She is an English spy.
She will go to the meeting.

- Stiglitz, right?
- That's right, sir.

I hear you're good at that.

We're not looking for trouble
at the moment.

Just contact our agent.
No occurrences.

But in case I'm wrong and
If there is a need for incidents...

...I need to know that we can
remain calm.

Don't I look calm to you?

Well, since you asked, I guess it seems like it.

That German of yours, Stiglitz,
It's not very eloquent, is it?

Is this the kind of man you need?
Eloquent?

Well put, Lieutenant.

Want to bet on how everything will end?

If we have problems,
we will know how to solve it.

But if problems happen,
we have to...

...make sure that none
German or French escape from there.

If frau Von Hammersmark is
discovered, the mission is kaput.

Speaking of which, whose idea was it?
encounter in this trap?

- Hers.
- Isn't that magnificent?

She is not a strategist. She's just an actress.

It's not just Stonewall Jackson who knows
that you don't fight in a basement.

She didn't think about a fight.

He thought of an isolated place without Germans.

I'm a man...

...literary character from the past...

...American. This is controversial.

It's not controversial at all.

The nationality of the author does not have
to do with that of the character.

Character is character.

Hamlet is not English, he is Danish.

Yes, this character was born in America.

Very good.

Mathilda.

Schnapps? Schnapps?

Schnapps... Schnapps...

5 schnapps, please.

If I had a wife...

...could it be Indian?

Yes!

He already knows.

3 more questions!

My brother is Old Shatterhand?

Yes!

Did Karl May write to me?

Yes!

Who are you?

"Winnetou", chief of the Apaches!

Yes!

That was good!

Empty the mugs!

Health.

Health.

Attention!

Hello dear ones.

Sit down.

I'll be right there. I'm just going to say goodbye
of my 5 new friends.

Take your time, frau Von Hammersmark.

Have fun. We'll wait here.

Eric, my love.
These are the friends I've been waiting for.

Serve them whatever they want.

Your wish is a command.

Officers...

...frãulein is paying.

- What do you want?
- Whiskey.

2 whiskeys.

- 3 whiskeys.
- 3 whiskeys, very good.

Have a wonderful night.

- The same.
- Thanks.

Your card.

Yes, they are right.

Let's see.

Genghis Khan! I would never find out.

Of course!

Hello, my dear.

How are you?

It's a pleasure to see you.

There shouldn't be here
more French than German?

Normally, yes.

That sergeant's wife
just had a baby.

And the commander gave the night off
for them to celebrate.

Let's go.

No.

Let's stay.

Just a drink.

I waited for you at a bar.

It would be strange if we left without drinking.

She's right.
Stay calm and enjoy the whiskey.

Mathilda...

...take frau Hammersmark's place.

She would love to play.

I will translate... and protect.

Don't worry.

If one of these wolves steps out of line,
I'm done with them.

Watch.

Tear off his nose!

Stop!

Grab your schnapps, comrades.

Before we play...

...let's drink.

To the health of our friend Wilhelm.

And your little boy...

...Maximilian.

- For Max!
- For Max!

There are new plans.

The location of the cinema has changed.

Why?

Nobody knows, but it won't be a problem.

The cinema is considerably smaller
than the Ritz.

The explosives for the Ritz
will be doubly efficient.

The other information...

...it's colossal.

Try to control yourself.

The Führer...

I was thinking...

...I would give my son an autograph
at your birth?

Of course. I'd love to, Wilhelm.

This 1st sergeant has just become a father.

Congratulations.

Thanks.

Do you already know the name of the sprout?

Certainly, frãulein.
His name is Maximilian.

Wonderful name.

Thank you, Lieutenant.

All the best to little Maximilian.

Max still doesn't know now
who you are, but he will know.

I'll show him your films.

Excellent.

You will grow up watching your films and...

...with this napkin on the wall.

I propose a toast
to the greatest actress in Germany!

Neither Dietrich nor Riefenstahl!
Only Von Hammersmark!

- Health!
- Health!

Health!

Again...

Frau Hammersmark, what brings you to France?

It's none of your business!

1st sergeant.

You may not have exhausted the fraulein
with your drunken greeting...

...but it exhausted me.

I must remember you, 1st Sergeant,
who is an enlisted man.

This table is for officers!

I suggest you stop bothering the fraulein...

...and go to your table.

Sorry, captain, but your accent
It's quite unusual.

Where is it from?

Are you drunk or crazy
to speak to a superior...

...with such impertinence!

1st sergeant.

They are responsible for it.

I suggest you control it...

...or the day of birth will pass
of Max in prison for drinking.

Can I ask 1 question?

Just like the new country here...

...I have a good ear for accents.

And how he...

...I thought yours was weird too.

Where do you come from, captain?

Major, this is...

I didn't speak to you, Lieutenant Munich.

Not even with you, Lieutenant Frankfurt.

But from Captain-I-don't-know-where.

I was born in a village that is
under the shadow of Piz Palü.

- The mountain?
- Yes.

We all talk like that.

Did you see Riefenstahl's film?

- Yes.
- So you saw me.

Remember the torch skiing scene?

Yes.

It was me there with my father, my sister
and my 2 brothers.

My brother is so handsome...

...that director Pabst did a close-up on him.

Herr Major, if my word is worth anything...

...I attest to everything the young captain
just said.

It comes from the foot of Piz Palü.

He participated in the film,
and his brother is prettier than him.

Go stay with your friends.

May I stay here?

Certainly.

Wunderbar!

So that's the source of your bizarre accent.

Extraordinary.

What are you doing here?

Besides having a drink
with the lovely fraulein?

Such pleasure requires no explanation.

In this country?

He is not stationed in France,
otherwise I would know.

Do you know everyone in France?

The ones that are worth it.

Therein lies the problem.

We never found it.

What are you doing in France?

fraulein escort
at Goebbels' premiere.

Escort of fraulein Hammersmark.

Someone has to take her lighter.

The captain is my date,
but the 3 are my guests.

We are old friends...

...for a long time.

Much longer than an actress
I would like to admit.

In that case...

...a toast to the 3 men
luckiest in the room.

I will drink to that.

Queen Christina.

Kill Hari.

I must say...

...that this game looks really fun.

I don't join them because you're right.

Officers do not fraternize with enlisted personnel.

But...

...here we are officers and...

...friends of a sophisticated lady.

Do we play?

Yes, great! 1 match.

Wunderbar.

Soldiers...

...the cards.

Thanks.

Sirs...

...the objective of the game is...

...write the name of a famous person.

Real or fictional, it doesn't matter.

Like Confucius or dr. Fu Manchu.

Eric! More pencils.

Celebrities, not Aunt Frida.

When finished, turn down down.

And pass it to the person on the right.

Thanks.

The one on the left passes to you.

Take the paper without reading it...

...pass your tongue...

...and stick to your forehead.

Write!

Write!

I'll start to show you.

Am I German?

- No.
- No.

Am I American?

- No.
- No.

Wait, he goes to...

Obviously, he was not born in America.

Visit America. Yes?

Yes.

Fortuitous visit?

Not for you.

My homeland is what they would call
exotic?

- Yes.
- Yes.

This may apply to the jungle
or to the East.

I will follow my first instinct. Did I come from the jungle?

- Yes.
- Yes.

At this point they may ask
whether it is real or fiction.

As I find it easy, I won't ask yet.

All good...

...my homeland is the jungle...

... I visited America...

... but it wasn't fortuitous for me...

... but it turned out to be for someone.

When I left...

...from the jungle to America...

...I went by ship?

- Yes.
- Yes.

Against my will?

- Yes.
- Yes.

Did I travel in chains?

Yes.

When I arrived, I was shown in chains?

- Yes.
- Yes.

The history of black people in America?

No.

So I am King Kong.

B ravo!

Admirable.

As I answered correctly,
they have to drink it all.

Health.

Next?

Well, Major...

...I don't want to be rude,
but the 4 of us are very good friends.

And we haven't seen each other in a while.

So, Major...

...I fear I am...

...meddling.

I must disagree, Captain.

Only if the fraulein considers mine
presence an intrusion, I will be...

...meddling.

What do you say, fraulein?

That's what I thought.

It's just that the captain is immune to my charms.

I am joking.

I am joking.
Of course I'm butting in.

I will fill your cups, and
I will say goodbye to you and the fraulein.

Eric has a 33-year-old whiskey.

From the Highlands.

What do they say to me?

You're very generous, Major.

Eric! The 33 year old. And clean glasses!

They will not contaminate the 33
with what they were drinking.

How many glasses?

- 5.
- Not for me.

scotch doesn't like me.

I'll stick with the sparkling wine.

3 glasses.

Frau Von Hammersmark.

Thanks.

To a thousand-year-old German Reich!

A thousand-year Reich!

I'm tired of this nonsense.

Did you hear that?

It was the sound of my Walther.

Pointed at his testicles.

Why?

Because you just betrayed yourself, captain.

It's no more German than Scotch.

- Well, Major...
- Quiet, slut!

What were you going to say?

That there are 2 of us.

Your testicles are in my sights
since he sat down.

So there are 3 of us.

And at this distance,
I'm Fredrick Zoller himself.

It looks like we have an impasse.

What's going to happen, Major, is that...

...get up and walk out the door with us.

- No, no, no.
- I don't think so.

I fear that you and I...

...we both know, captain...

...whatever happens in this room...

...the two of us aren't going anywhere.

What a shame for Sergeant Wilhelm
and his famous friends.

If they intend to live, they will have to kill them.

It looks like little Max will grow up an orphan.

How sad.

If this is the end, I hope...

...don't mind me dying
speaking English.

Certainly, captain.

There is a place in hell for those who
they waste good scotch.

Since I may die soon...

...I must say it's a good one, sir.

As for this predicament...

...where we are.

Looks like there's only one thing for you to do.

And what would it be?

- Stiglitz.
- Say auf Wiedersehen to the testicles.

Out there, who are you?

English? American?

What?

WE ARE Americans.

And you?

German, you idiot.

Speaks English well for a German.

I agree.

So let's talk.

Okay, talk.

I am a father.

My baby was born today. In Frankfurt.

5 hours ago.

His name is Max.
We were drinking and celebrating.

They came in shooting and killing.
It's not my fault!

All good. It wasn't your fault.

What's your name, soldier?

Wilhelm.

Is there anyone alive on our side?

- No.
- I'm alive!

Who is it?

Is the girl on your side?

What girl?

Who do you think? Von Hammersmark.

She is ours.

She is fine?

Wilhelm!

She got shot.

But she's alive.

It's okay, Wilhelm.

Shall we make a deal?

What is your name?

Aldo.

Wilhelm, the deal is as follows.

I'm going down with one of my men
and get the girl.

No weapons, neither me nor you.

We take the girl and leave. It's simple, Willi.

Follow your path, we follow ours.

And little Max grows up playing
with dad.

What do you say, Willi? Do we have a deal?

Aldo.

I'm here, Willi.

I want to trust you.

But...

...how can I?

What choice do you have, son?

Alright, alright.

Aldo...

...I'll trust you.

Go down.

Willi, what about the machine gun?
Didn't we make a deal?

Take the girl and go.

Not so fast.

We only have a deal by trusting each other.

With guns drawn?

It's not pointing at me.

But you're pointing at us.
If you shoot, we die.

They have Ia grenades on top.
If they play, they're dead.

Guns pointed, that wasn't the deal.

No trust, no deal.

Okay, Aldo.

All good.

Catch this traitor, and get her out of my sight.

Not so fast, Dr.
Go play with the dogs.

Before we take out this bullet,
you have to answer some questions.

About what?

My 3 dead men down there.

Why don't you try to tell us
what happened?

The English officer ruined the charade
and the Gestapo major saw it.

Before going into the details...

...why did you choose a basement
full of Nazis?

I understand that as you didn't see
what happened...

...finds it strange that the Nazis are there.

We have another word for "weird."

And it's "suspicious."

We need to calm down.

It's leaving your imagination
take hold of you.

Did you see the sergeant. Willi.

You remember him, don't you?

Yes, I remember.

The wife had a baby.
He had just been...

I had just become a father!

The commander dismissed him
to celebrate with colleagues.

The Germans there were either a trap...

...planned by me
or a tragic coincidence.

It couldn't be both.

How did the shooting start?

The Englishman betrayed himself.

As?

He ordered 3 glasses.

We ordered 3 glasses.

This is German 3.

The other thinks it's weird.

The Germans noticed.

Let's say there were no Germans...

...and everything went as planned.

What was the next step?

Tuxedos.

Taking them to the premiere wearing uniforms...

...with all the military there, it would be suicide.

But as industry insiders
from the cinema...

...they wear tuxedos like everyone else.

Arrange with the tailor
to get 3 tuxedos right.

How would you get into the premiere?

Give me the bag.

Lieutenant Hicox would come in as my date.

The 2 would be a German cameraman
and the assistant.

Can you get us inside?

Do you speak German better than your friends? No.

Did I get shot? Yes!

I don't see myself attracting the light
on the red carpet so soon.

Much less tomorrow night.

However, there is something you don't know.

There were 2 related changes
to Operation Kino.

1a: The location changed to
a lot smaller than the Ritz.

Huge change at the last minute?
It's not Germanic.

Why did Goebbels do such a peculiar thing?

It must have to do with the 2nd change.

What is it?

The Führer will attend the premiere.

I reassessed my position...

...as for your debut
in Paris for "Pride of the Nation".

Weeks have passed...

...the Americans are on the beach...

...and I find myself thinking more and more...

...on this soldier Zoller.

He did something incredible for us.

And I'm thinking...

...to participate in this event
will be significant.

Oh my!

What are you thinking?

I'm trying to catch Uncle Adolf...

...and change the situation.

What does this mean?

Which will put us at this premiere.

I'm going to end up losing this leg.

Goodbye, acting career. It went really well.

How will I walk the red carpet?

The dog doctor
will take the bullet out of your leg.

He'll put on a plaster and say that...

...broke it climbing a mountain.

It's very German.
You guys love climbing mountains.

I like to smoke, drink
and eating in restaurants.

But I already understand.

We're going to fill you with morphine...

...and you'll limp across that rouge carpet.

I know it's a silly question, but...

...you Americans talk
any other language besides English?

We speak a little Italian.

With an atrocious accent, no doubt.

But it won't affect us at all.

Germans don't have good ears
into Italian.

They whisper Italian and cheer
to get it right. And that's the plan?

That's right.

It seems good.

What else can we do? Go home?

No, it looks good.

If you don't screw up,
I put them in the building.

Who does what?

As I speak Italian better,
I will be your date.

Donowitz is 2nd best.
It will be the cameraman.

Omar is 3rd. It will be the assistant.

I don't speak Italian.

I said it was the 3rd. Keep your mouth shut.

Why don't you start practicing?

Leveled up in the world.

Look at you, Lieutenant Class A.

And with your registration
insubordination! And remarkable.

And his name is...

...Wilhelm Wicki.

An Austrian Jew who immigrated
to the USA...

...when things got sour
for the Israelites.

They are the 2 German members of the Bastards.

Known for wearing uniforms
Germans to attack squadrons.

What brought you here?

It doesn't look the same.

It's weird.

It seems like someone is missing.

Someone with style.

Everyone get out!

"To Max, with love."

Bridget von Hammersmark.

CHAPTER 5

REVENGE OF THE GIANT FACE

PREMIERE NIGHT OF
"THE PRIDE OF THE NATION"

Remember... in English.

Yes.

Action!

How will we reveal it?

Only suicidal people like us would reveal this.

And if they did, how would we have...

...a 35mm print with sound?

We will find someone to reveal and prosecute
a 35 mm print with sound.

And if you don't...

...we will kill him.

Bring on the asshole! Head on the table!

Do as I say or...

...I'll bury the ax in your skull.

I am not a collaborator.

Do his wife and children know you?

Yes.

After we killed this dog for the Germans...

...let's silence them.

Jennings, show me the ring.

Let's go. That!

Fredrick, look. It's the highest
artistic tribute that I grant.

- Herr Dr., I am very honored.
- You deserve!

After today's premiere,
we have a new candidate.

Emmanuelle...

...I want you to meet the greatest actor
of the world...

...Emil Jannings.

Mademoiselle, very pleased to meet you.

It has a beautiful cinema.

Thank you, Hermann.

Fraulein Von Hammersmark.

Colonel Landa, how old!

Elegant as always.

What happened to your lovely leg?

Result of his defense of cinema
German, without a doubt.

Save the flattery.

I know your former conquests well
to fall into your Yabia.

What there was?

A foolish attempt, I might add...

...to climb mountains.

And it resulted in this.

Climb mountains?

Is that how you injured your leg?

Believe it or not, it was.

Forgive me, fraulein.
I didn't want to laugh at your misfortune.

Climb mountains?

What made you take on the challenge?
so reckless?

I can say I won't repeat it.

That plaster looks recent.

When did you climb the mountain last night?

What an eye, colonel!

It was yesterday morning.

And where is this mountain in Paris?

I'm joking, fraulein.

You know my jokes are sharp.

Who are the 3 companions?

I'm afraid none will speak
a word of German.

They are friends from Italy.

This is a wonderful stunt
Italian, Enzo Gorlomi.

A very talented cameraman,
Antonio Margheriti.

And Antonio's assistant,
Dominick Decocco.

Gentlemen, an old friend,
Colonel Hans Landa, of the SS.

Hello.

Great pleasure.

The friends of our admired star
for everyone...

jewel of our culture...

...will be under my personal protection
during your stay.

Thanks.

Am I speaking correctly?

Yes, correct.

Say it again, please...

Sorry, again.

Once again.

What's your name again?

Again.

Once again,
let me hear that musicality!

And you?

My 2 friends have to find their seats.

Let me see the entries.

It shouldn't be difficult to get
tickets for friends to...

...a star of your status.

0023 and 0024.

It won't be too difficult to find, see you soon.

UIalá, Danielle Darrieux.

I'm going to talk to the Huns there.

Let's review.

Roll 1 is on the 1st projector.

Roll 2...

...is in 2nd.

The 3rd is on the reel.

And the 4th is ready to pass.

The shooter starts the big...

...combat in the middle of the 3rd roll.

Our film enters the 4th roll.

Near the end of the 3rd roll...

...lock the auditorium doors.

Go behind the screen and wait for my signal.

Then set everything on fire.

Sit down.

The show will start.

Please have a seat. The show will start.

Until later.

Not so fast.

A glass of champagne...

...for the "Pride of the Nation".

My fraulein, can I talk
with you in particular?

Certainly.

Excuse me.

Sit down, my fraulein.

Allow me?

Mademoiselle Mimieux...

...allowed me to make use of her room.

Let me see your foot.

As?

Put your foot on my lap.

Hans, you're embarrassing me.

Put your hand in your right pocket
of my coat...

...and give me what you find there.

Can I?

What's that American saying like?
If your foot fits, you should put it on.

What now, colonel?

The one in the white tuxedo.

Cretin. Fucking deer. Go fuck yourself!

Bunch of shitty idiots.

Fuck you too!

Asshole Nazis, motherfuckers!
Hands off me.

You bratwurst shit.
Screw you! Lay me down!

Ingenious.

Inform the Führer that you have already sat down.

It will arrive any minute.

Thanks, Hans.

Pissed off, stinking of Limburger...

Let go.

As Stanley told Livingstone,
Lieutenant Aldo Raine, I presume?

Hans Landa.

It lasted a long time, Aldo.

Now it is in the hands of the SS.

In my hands.

And they are waiting
there's a lot of time to touch it.

I caught you wavering.

Touch me, kraut-burger!

- UtiViCh?
- Is that you, lieutenant?

Yes.

What happened to Donny?

Omar?

- The woman?
- I don't know.

Tell me, Aldo, if I were
sitting where you are...

...would you show me mercy?

No.

What's that English saying like?
about shoes and feet?

The shoe is on the other person's foot.
That's what I was thinking.

Leave us alone.

But stay alert.

So you are Aldo the Apache.

- You are the Jew Hunter.
- I'm a detective.

A great detective.

Specialized in finding people.

I worked for the Nazis finding people.

Some were Jewish,
but Jew Hunter?

It's just a name that stuck.

You have to admit that it is easy to remember.

Control nicknames
What do your enemies give you?

Aldo the Apache and Little Man?

What do you mean, Little Man?

That's what the Germans call it.

The Germans nicknamed me
of Little Man?

And to prove my point,
I'm surprised how loud it is.

You are small, but you are not a dwarf,
as its reputation suggests.

Where are my men?

Where is Bridget von Hammersmark?

Let's just say he got what he deserved.

And when you acquire friends like Bridget...

...you get what you pay for.

Like your paisanos
Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar...

HOW do you know OUR names?

Lieutenant Aldo...

...if you think I wouldn't interrogate...

...the marked survivors
with its swastika...

We are not operating at the level
of respect that I imagined.

I don't think so.

About the fate of your
2 Italian saboteurs.

Right now...

...Omar and Donowitz must be
sitting in their seats.

0023 and 0024, if I remember correctly.

With explosives on your ankles
ready to explode.

And your mission,
or also, terrorist plan...

...to this moment it remains standing.

Exciting. What comes next?
Eliza on Ice?

Nonetheless...

...I just need to pick up this phone here...

...inform the cinema, and your plan is kaput.

If they're still there and they're alive
and that's the most important thing...

...there's no getting them out of there
without exploding the bombs.

I don't have the slightest doubt.

Yes, some Germans will die.
Yes, it will ruin the night.

Yes, Goebbels will be very angry
for what he did to his night.

But it won't catch Hitler,
won't catch Goebbels...

...it won't catch Goring and it won't catch Bormann.

And he needs all 4 to end the war.

But if I don't pick up this phone here...

...you'll be able to get all 4.

And if you get all 4, you'll end the war...

...tonight.

Like this...

Let's discuss the possibility
to end the war today.

Since death...

...of Hitler or a possible rescue
It just depends on my reaction...

...if I don't do anything...

...I would be more to blame for the death
him than you. Do you agree?

I think so.

And you, Utivich?

I also think.

I have no intention...

...to kill Hitler, Goebbels,
Goring and Bormann...

...nor to win the war alone
for allies...

... and then see me
before a Jewish court.

If they want to win the war tonight...

...we have to make a deal.

What type of deal?

The kind they don't have the authority to do.

However, I am sure that this
Your mission has a commander.

A general.

I bet...

...must be from the OSS.

It's bingo!

Isn't that how they say it? "It's bingo"?

It's just "bingo".

Bingo! How funny.

I rambled. Where were we? In the deal.

There's a very powerful radio, and behind it...

...a radio operator
more than capable, called Hermann.

Put someone on the other side of the radio...

...with the power to authorize...

...the terms of my conditional surrender.

If that sounds better.

You know, where I come from...

Where is it, exactly?

Maynardville, Tennessee.

I smuggled booze.

There the federal government calls
illegal activity when a man...

...tries to support the family...

selling craft drink
and it's up to you to stay alert.

When the story is too good
to be true...

...that's because it isn't.

In your place, probably
I would say the same thing...

...and 999,999 times out of 1 million
you would be correct.

But in the pages of History,
sometimes...

...destiny lends a helping hand.

What will the history books say?

I beg you. We have to destroy that tower.

Sergeant, that tower...

The tower remains!

Gum?

It's time.

I'm going to lock the auditorium and go behind the screen.

In tonight's military history...

...it will be recorded that I was part
from Operation Kino...

...from the beginning as a double agent.

Everything I did in disguise
SS colonel...

...was sanctioned by the OSS
as a necessary evil...

...for my cover with the Germans.

And put the dynamite
of Lieutenant Raine in the cabin...

...of Hitler and Goebbels guaranteed their demise.

Inform the Führer that the audience has sat down.

He must be arriving.

Thanks, Hans.

By the way, the last part is true.

I want military pension and benefits
relating to my post.

I want to receive the Medal of Honor...

...for my invaluable assistance
in the fall of the Third Reich.

I want all members
from Operation Kino...

...receive the Medal of Honor.

Full citizenship for me,
it goes without saying.

And I would like
the United States of America...

...acquired a property
for me on Nantucket...

... as a reward for countless
lives I saved...

...putting an end to tyranny
of the National Socialist Party...

...faster than expected. Did you write it down?

I also hope to see you face to face, sir.

Lieutenant Raine? Here.

Yes, sir.

Colonel Landa will put them
in the truck like prisoners.

Then you will enter with the operator
radio and will go to our lines.

When crossing them, Colonel Landa
and your men will surrender to you.

You will take the wheel of the truck...

...and bring them to me
for interrogation. Right?

Yes, sir.

Over and off.

Herr dr. Goebbels, excuse me.
Can I go out for a moment?

It's perfectly understandable.

We'll see you after the show.

Who is it?

Fredrick!

Shit.

Are you the manager? I want the money back.

The protagonist is terrible.

What are you doing here?

I came to visit you.

I am busy!

So allow me to help.

You can't stay here.

It's your debut, you have to stay there.

Normally, yes.

And in all the movies...

...whatever I do I intend to endure
nights like this.

But this movie...

...it's about my military prowess.

Which consist of killing many men.

And the part that is happening...

...I don't like to see it.

- Sorry, but...
- And I thought...

...to come and do what I do best:
Disturb you.

And by your look,
It looks like I didn't lose my hand.

It's so flattering that you forgot...

...what does "no" mean?

You can't stay here.

Now get out!

It hurt me.

It's good to know you can feel
something.

Even if it's physical pain.

Don't say "get out" to me.

There are 300 dead in Italy
who could prove it!

After what I did...

...for you, you disrespect me like that.

Lock the door.

What?

Lock the door.

We don't have time.

For what?

Forget!

No, wait.

Do you want me to lock the door?

For the 57th time, yes.

I kill him, and you take the other one.

- Can you do it?
- I have to make it.

Champagne?

Simply extraordinary!

It's his best film.

Thank you, my Führer.

Thanks.

Who wants to send a message
to Germany?

I have a message for Germany.

You will all die.

He arrives! Stop it!

Turn off the projector!

And I want you to take a good look at your face
of the Jewish woman who will do this!

This doesn't belong in the movie.

Marcel, set it on fire.

Oui, Shosanna.

My name is Shosanna Dreyfus...

...and this is the face...

...of Jewish revenge.

The American lines, colonel.

Excellent, Hermann.

Take the handcuffs off them.

I'm officially turning myself in
to you, Lieutenant Raine.

We are your prisoners.

And my knife?

Thank you very much, colonel.

Handcuff the colonel's hands behind his back.

Is it really necessary?

I'm a slave to appearances.

Scalp Hermann.

Are you crazy?

What did you do?

I made a deal with your general
for this man's life!

Yeah, but they don't care about him.
They want you.

You will be killed for this!

I don't think so. Just reprimanded.
I've been reprimanded before.

Utivich and I heard the deal
What did you do with the medallion?

End the war today?

I would make that deal.

Would you, Utivich?

- I would.
- I don't blame him. It's a great deal.

And that beautiful little nest
that he prepared for you.

If you want to bake
the entire high command...

...that's worth some consideration.

But I have 1 question.

When you arrive at your home in Nantucket...

...I imagine it will take off
That beautiful SS uniform of yours.

Won't you?

That's what I thought.

This I cannot tolerate.

And you, Utivich, can you tolerate this?

Not at all, sir.

If I could find a way...

...you were going to wear that uniform
for the rest of your fucking life!

But I know it's not practical.

At some point, you'll have to take it off.

Then...

...I'm going to give you a little something so I can't take it away.

You know what, Utivich?

I think this is my masterpiece.

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