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- What do you think you're doing?
- My job, Lana.
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And what part of your job, exactly,
is groping my ass?
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The part that calls for spy craft.
Come on, we're posing as newlyweds--
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Yeah, posing.
And I'm drunk on nuptial bliss.
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You're drunk on champagne.
Well, little column A, little column B.
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Fine. But when you take my hand off
your lately almost overly ample butt--
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Odd choice of dying words.
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I don't question your commitment
to the mission...
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...I question your commitment
to America.
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Instead of feeling me up in the lobby--
Wait till we're in the room. Got it.
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--Let's focus on the mission.
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Catching the North Koreans who are
in New York to buy enriched uranium.
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Can't we do both?
Can't you shut up?
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Can't you put a price tag on freedom?
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I mean, you can't put a price tag
on freedom.
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Always never forget that.
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Here's your key for the honeymoon suite.
Congratties.
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If I could just get a credit card for the
room and any incidentals then we'll be--
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Broke. Jesus, the room's that much?
ls there a problem?
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Not if we're buying it as a condo.
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I may have something a bit more
in your price range. Basement okay?
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No, it's not, because
as love-besotted newlyweds...
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...we would like the honeymoon suite.
And our price range is...
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...rangeless.
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- Ah, Archer!
- Shh.
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A few minutes more, darling,
and you can have your way with me.
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Ugh. I wish.
I know. Soon.
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Alrighty and we are just all set.
Enjoy your stay.
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Enjoy your stay...?
Oh, right. Sorry.
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No, no, no. No, no, no.
Enjoy your stay, Mr. and Mrs. Archer.
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Ugh, it's like my heart's being gripped
by the icy fingers...
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...of some terrifying ghost
of honeymoon future.
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Heh, heh. Lana?
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Lana.
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Lana.
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If you don't answer,
I'm gonna scream as loud as I possibly--
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What?
I'm sorry.
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I meant, Mrs. Archer.
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I heard you.
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I apologize, madame, but--
For what, Dunkirk?
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Or that effeminate yet somehow
condescending tone?
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Damn, I'm sure my card was in here.
Malory, please, allow me.
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No, no, no, I'm--
Embarrassing yourself, dear.
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Thank you, Trudy.
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Man, this must be killing you.
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What, the salmonella dripping
all over my desk?
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It's lamb, ding dong, not salmon.
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I'm talking about Mr. Archer and Lana
in a deluxe honeymoon suite.
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Oh, for-- Pam, they're on a mission.
Ary position.
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By now, since I bet they already did
all the good ones.
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Pam, they are on--
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Want some?
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Psych.
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Okay, first of all, just shut up.
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Second, I trust Lana completely,
especially with regard to Archer.
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She'd rather have sex with you.
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Why? What'd she say?
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And third, Lana's pretty satisfied
in the old romance department.
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And the old accounting department.
What's that?
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- Give it to me. Unh!
- I will.
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I'm like a calculator.
Add it up. Add it up.
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What's that?
Good thing you work at a spy agency...
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...Miss Spy-On-People.
What? I only watched for a second.
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You need medication, Pam.
Pills, big pills, like they use at the zoo.
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But we have to go now. The vet
comes back from lunch in 20 minutes.
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What are you--
Let's go, bitches! Tiger tranqs!
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We are not breaking into the zoo
to steal tiger tranquilizers.
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Cyril, duh, they have all kinds.
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And I have to direct-deposit
the annual bonuses.
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If you two could go be crazy
and horrible elsewhere?
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Like the Tuntmore Towers Hotel,
where Lana's shacked up with Mr. Archer?
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Wait. What?
Yeah.
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We can see if he's into all that
freaky gender-reversal stuff.
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That-- Wait. What?
Cyril, I watched for more than a second.
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L... Oh, you are...
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Yeah. Let's go down there.
I own that dump.
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We can get a suite
and totally spy on Mr. Archer and--
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Lana. Okay, I'm going with you.
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Yeah, whatever. But on the way we're--
Not swinging by the zoo.
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Lame.
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Ugh. What's lame, Archer?
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The fact we're up against at least
four highly trained North Korean agents?
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Or the fact that they've all got--
Peppercorns, Lana.
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Well, I was gonna say Tokarevs
and Shpagin-41 submachine guns...
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...but, yeah, let's go with peppercorns.
Thank you.
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Because without peppercorns,
it's not steak au poivre.
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It can't be. By, like, definition.
Archer.
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We're supposed to stop the North Koreans
from buying part of a nuclear bomb...
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...not ordering every single item
on the room service menu.
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Just the dinner menu.
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Pounding two $300 bottles
of Glengoolie fricking Blue?
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Two? Thought I ordered three.
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Then passing out on the bed,
totally naked, for a...
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Ah, wow, what'd you call it?
Power blackout. And you're welcome.
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Thanks. The memory of your bare ass
will bring me comfort and warmth...
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...during the coming nuclear winter.
Ugh.
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Relax, it's North Korea.
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The nation-state equivalent
of the short bus.
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Nice.
What's nice is this hot tub.
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Which, get in, before you blow our cover,
any more than you already have...
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...by not performing your wifely duties.
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Excuse me?
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You said my card was used
at the Tuntmore Towers Hotel?
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This morning? Hm?
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Oh, yes, I remember now.
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Yes, yes. It's all fine.
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Mm-hm. Okay, bye-bye. Bye, bye.
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I am literally going to kill him.
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Well, figuratively.
Literally!
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I'll lure him to my condo in Miami,
drug his steak au poivre...
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...drive him out to the Everglades,
slather him with chicken fat...
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...and then toss him to the gators.
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That's pretty specific for a hypothetical.
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Oh, he is going to pay for this. Literally.
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Cyril? Cyril? Oh!
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Fine. Then I'll do it.
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Are they doing it? Are they banging?
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No, Pam, they are not banging.
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Well, these ribs sure as hell are.
Oh, my God, right?
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We should take some to the tigers.
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And miss these two doing it?
Oh, my God, right?
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Will you hags stop it?
There's nothing going on over there.
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She's screaming
at him to get it up.
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She's not.
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That's what she was screaming at you.
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Okay, so I watched the whole thing.
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Oh, God. Were you raised in a barn?
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No.
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I just slept out there a lot.
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So you got an ETA on when you might
possibly be ready to help?
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It's hard to say, really.
I mean, Chi's taking her sweet time here.
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Not criticizing, Chi. Thorough is good.
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Look, just give me 10, 20 minutes and--
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Archer, I don't know how long the Koreans
will be out of their room.
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So while you ladies discuss
the pros and cons of a clear coat--
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You say that like there are cons.
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I'll go be thorough at my job
and plant the Geiger counter...
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...so we know if and when
the uranium shows up.
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Do you even know if that thing works?
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Well, Pigley 3, that would certainly
explain the glowing.
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And probably a few other things.
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Why do you let him push your buttons?
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Why not push his buttons? Hm.
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Because he has no buttons.
He's buttonless.
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The only way to make him as crazy
as he makes you, is to...
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Seriously?
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Who are you, Van Cliburn?
Knock off the tickling and work that shit.
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Yeah, right? A baby could--
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Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Tunt. Did that hurt?
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Yes.
Cyril, they banging yet?
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What? No. Actually, Archer's alone.
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Lana's either in the bathroom or--
Oh, my God!
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What the hell is this bullshit?
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What? You say you want clear coat.
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Yeah, why not?
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It's not like it hasn't crossed your mind.
And you're not getting any younger.
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Lana!
Jesus, what? Is it the Koreans?
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Only if they're who screwed me
out of my bonus.
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Which would be weird.
Your bonus?
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If you could even call it that.
What's yours? Is it shitty?
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Go online and check your bank account.
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Now, when I'm suction-cupped on a window,
30 stories above the ground.
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Yeah! You should have five bars.
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Okay. So it's gonna sound
like I'm hanging up but...
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Lana? Lana!
Holy shit, I think she's gone rogue.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't pack up.
My toes aren't gonna do themselves.
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And even if you're not necessarily
doing it for the right reasons...
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- ...he is...
- Hey! Hey!
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Ugh.
The phone. Give me.
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Did you seriously climb all the way up here
just to see what my bonus is?
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No, I sarcastically climbed all the way
up here to see what your bonus is.
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He said, sarcastically. Phone.
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Okay. Jesus, keep your voice-- Whoa.
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Sucks, right?
I mean, that's not even remotely fair.
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What the shit?
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We're in a crazy parallel universe
where bonuses are based on merit...
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...instead of whether or not
you crawled out of your mother!
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Lana!
Archer!
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I'm coming! Phrasing, boom!
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Lana!
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Oh, my God. Archer, that was--
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A $90 manicure, I know.
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And I couldn't care less, but Chi?
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Lana, she really worked hard on it.
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Oh, man, they gotta bump uglies now.
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They-- Wait. What?
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Cyril, a near-death experience is, like,
the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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Penultimate.
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The ultimate's doing it on top of
a tranqed-up tiger.
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So listen...
No, you listen and then shut up.
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You shut up. I was on the verge of--
Dying?
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Making a--
Stain on the sidewalk?
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Decision. So--
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So since we're keeping score
for bonus purposes, Lana.
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In addition to saving you
a gazillion times...
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Your fault to begin with.
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...since I started working at ISIS...
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...I've been shot, stabbed, set on fire,
poisoned, shot, sexually assaulted...
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...partially chewed, shot,
and declared legally dead.
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Twice on the same day.
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You said "shot" like three times.
That's just by you.
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Total, it's more like, holy shit, 19.
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And now you get your bonus and mine?
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Archer, I didn't--
Do anything to deserve it. Exactly.
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And again, excuse me?
There is no excuse for you.
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Alright)'- Think I
made my decision.
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And it is final.
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Because I borrowed
your credit card?
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You didn't borrow
it, you stole it.
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Little column A, little column B.
Be advised...
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...that until I say otherwise,
Mr. Sticky-Fingers...
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Seriously, does this never dry?
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...Lana is now agent in command.
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Wait, ha, ha. What?
Uh, yeah. Hang on, you're breaking up.
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So my first command,
as agent in command...
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...she said commandingly, is--
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"Get in my big old vagina.
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I'm Lana."
Okay, you know what?
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I am out of here.
Oh, my God.
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Okay. You're abandoning the mission
to go home and pout?
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I'm not going home. I'm going down there
to kick some Kim Jong ass.
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What? No. We're doing surveillance.
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Yeah, which is apparently French
for just sitting around on your ass.
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Yeah, which is why it's surprising
that you're so shitty at it.
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What? No, no, no. Archer, don't.
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Suck so hard! Aah!
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Okay, come on, we're out of here.
What are you, nuts?
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Oh, my God. There's nuts in this?
Ugh.
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You're allergic to penicillin.
Oh, right. And...
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There's no penicillin in this.
Good, because I'm allergic.
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Because why the hell would there be
penicillin in chocolate mousse?
233
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:44,181
Ugh. God, gross. There's moose in this?
Not that kind of moose.
234
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Elk then. Whatever. Ugh!
235
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,397
Look, you two stay if you want.
I'm leaving.
236
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,153
There's no point spying on Lana.
I trust her completely.
237
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:54,361
And also because they're not even
in there anymore'?
238
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,489
Little column A, little column B.
239
00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,280
You are not jeopardizing this mission.
240
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:04,701
No, yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing.
Because your ego needs its own zip code?
241
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,791
I meant, I won't allow you.
Allow me?
242
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,707
Uh, I mean, uh, please, allow me.
243
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,381
ISIS-- Unh.
244
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,470
Hi-yah!
245
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,689
Oh, man.
Wow, that's gotta hurt, huh?
246
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,942
Archer...
No, I mean, obviously it hurts...
247
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,728
...getting Tom Dempsey'd in the tits.
Ooh. Archer...
248
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,397
I meant, watching me save your ass
for the gazillionth time.
249
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,359
Archer.
250
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,491
She's in command.
251
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,245
Oh, okay,
so I guess you think this is my fault.
252
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,795
You guess?
Well, I'm not a mind reader, Lana.
253
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,049
Silence!
254
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,927
We deal with you soon enough.
255
00:13:57,086 --> 00:14:00,090
And by deal with, obviously, he means...
Shoot.
256
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,384
Ugh.
I mean, I assume.
257
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,427
And negativity is infectious, by the way.
258
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:08,394
You're the agent in command, Lana.
You should focus on keeping my morale--
259
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,933
Hi. Excuse me.
260
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:13,444
Could you go ahead
and shoot one or both of us now?
261
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,106
Uh, also a good leader is never sarcastic.
262
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:19,276
Oh, we don't shoot you.
After mission finish...
263
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:23,197
...we take you back to glorious
Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
264
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,617
Oh. Then do go ahead and shoot us.
Archer.
265
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,535
What, Lana? It's none of those things.
266
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:32,171
It's not democratic, not a republic,
and definitely not glorious.
267
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,958
Jesus, watch Frontline once in your life.
268
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,923
This ISIS camera, yes?
Uh...
269
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:42,307
Yes. And as all North Koreans know,
cameras steal your soul, so--
270
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,559
Ha! It is your Indians who think that.
271
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,311
Wow! Okay, so since we're being racist--
272
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,647
Cyril, don't leave. It's on.
273
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,558
What do you--? On as in how on?
274
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,067
On as in "on" on.
275
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,150
On as in hot Asian group sex on.
276
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,985
Thricely redundant.
Give me those.
277
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,283
Oh, my God. We've got to do something.
278
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,950
It's rosemary-mint.
279
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,457
Why? Why did you say that?
280
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,993
To lure them closer.
Well, it worked.
281
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,789
Yeah, they really hate the Japanese.
You better have a plan.
282
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,799
Me? Lana, you're the agent in command.
Archer?
283
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,086
What? I just don't wanna step on
your toes!
284
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,589
Nailed it. Boom!
285
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,974
How did--?
You have any idea how many times...
286
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,261
...I've had to get out of handcuffs?
Aah!
287
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,434
Lana!
288
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,855
Whoo. Wow. Thank God
you've been arrested so many times.
289
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,442
Arrested?
I-- Look, whatever.
290
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,610
Thanks. That was actually
pretty impressive.
291
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,326
Not really. I thought this was the door
to the hallway.
292
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,535
So...?
293
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:52,043
So do you think there's 30 stories' worth
of towels in here?
294
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,997
Come on, Figgis. Come on, Figgis.
Come on, Figgis.
295
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,917
Lana's in trouble.
You just gotta man up and--
296
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,551
Ooh.
297
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,088
Aw, man, am I missing
all the hot Asian group action?
298
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,177
No. Nobody's doing anything.
299
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:07,057
Well, Lana's destroying the toilet.
300
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,809
Join the club. Unh.
301
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,391
Ugh. That's what you get for eating elk.
302
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,682
- Unh.
- Uh, couple things.
303
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:17,648
One, we've got about 30 seconds
before the door is matchsticks.
304
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,858
Two, you're never gonna break that win--
305
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,614
What was that? I couldn't hear you
over the sound of your wrongness.
306
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:28,746
It's okay, I'll skip ahead to three,
which is, now what, idiot?
307
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,658
Because I left my jetpack
in my other pants.
308
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,919
We can signal to somebody or--
Like who, a blimp captain?
309
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,249
No. Like...
310
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,916
Holy shit, is that Cheryl?
What the hell is she doing?
311
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:44,053
Suppressing fire extinguisher!
312
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,259
Is that--?
Cyril?
313
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,890
Lana!
I'm coming, Cyril.
314
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,392
Lana, wait!
315
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,769
Bet that's the first
time you ever said that.
316
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,101
Right? Huh?
317
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:58,272
Okay, now we can go. You know...
Go! Unh!
318
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,900
What the--?
319
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:04,737
Cyril?
Smoke fight! Whoo!
320
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,868
- Ugh! No way, that is so unfair.
- What, are they banging?
321
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,079
They will be.
Raves make everybody horny.
322
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:20,753
And that is for ruining
my fake honeymoon.
323
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,919
Archer, wait, it's me.
I know.
324
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:27,259
And this is for the Pueblo. Unh!
Aah!
325
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:31,805
- Unh! Cyril, hit the deck.
- Wait. Why just--?
326
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,936
Get some, you sons of bitches.
327
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,097
Get some!
328
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,188
Aw, man, I totally missed it.
Oh, my God, the toilet?
329
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,352
No. Jesus.
330
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,487
Although it is clogged.
331
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:47,196
Wow, heh, Lana, that was...
Right? Totally passive-aggressive.
332
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,452
No, that was active-aggressive.
333
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,659
Because you ruined the mission.
Yeah, you jerk.
334
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,824
And why the hell are you here?
Um...
335
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,494
Police scanner?
Cyril.
336
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:01,255
Well, you know, I mean, you two,
all alone in the honeymoon suite.
337
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,836
Oh, my God.
Ha-ha-ha.
338
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:06,128
Well, you can forget about
the huge decision I made...
339
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:09,639
...that you know nothing about
because I just unmade it.
340
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:13,934
What was that all about?
341
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,188
Heh, heh.
Oh, wouldn't you like to know?
342
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:20,316
Do you?
No.
343
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,606
Malory, you cannot be serious.
344
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,693
I know. I'm sorry, it's because I use humor
as a coping mechanism.
345
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,154
I meant--
And so while I think it's hilarious...
346
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:32,947
...that your bonuses will now be used
to pay this ridiculous hotel bill...
347
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:37,788
Which somebody could make go away
with a snap of her bony fingers!
348
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:43,040
I told you, I have to answer
to my board of directors.
349
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,424
Heh, I don't at all. Ha, ha.
350
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,837
Do you even know what that is?
I don't at all.
351
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,880
I just can't seem to find the humor in...
352
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,517
...what should have been a simple mission
turning into a total farce.
353
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,396
It wasn't--
Lana, it was by definition a farce.
354
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,103
Capped off by the fact
that no one thought to catch...
355
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,064
...the madman selling the uranium.
356
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,275
Lana was in command.
Yes, was.
357
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,575
Lucky for the madman.
358
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,907
Whoever he was.
359
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,079
Oh, man.
360
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,711
Well, there goes my master plan.
361
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:27,084
Oh. Yeah. Get in there, eat them up.
362
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,548
God knows you earned it.29373
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