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[triumphant music]
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‐ Saviors
of the frickin' world.
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Whoo!
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[cheers and applause]
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♪ ♪
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[cheers and applause continue]
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‐ And that's what
would have happened.
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‐ If you had hired
CloudBeam Marketing.
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‐ Hi.
‐ But you didn't.
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‐ So it didn't.
‐ Which is why you're broke.
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‐ No judgment.
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‐ Really? Because I judge it.
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‐ Said our largest expense.
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‐ Hey, alcohol
is a group expense!
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‐ Seems like we should
have cut alcohol
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before our health plan.
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‐ Eh, vodka disinfects cuts.
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‐ Well, I miss
my dark science budget.
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‐ The hell is dark science?
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‐ It's basically science
but darker.
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‐ I'm sad the wall art's gone.
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It riled my loins.
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‐ What doesn't rile your loins?
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‐ Enough!
We're not here to waste time
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or prison toilet scotch.
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We're here because
these ranting buffoons
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think they can solve
our problems.
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‐ One of her better
introductions.
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‐ Real talk? The espionage
climate has changed.
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‐ Your old spy model
just doesn't work.
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‐ Hello, dinosaur?
Meet Asteroid.
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‐ But that's where we come in.
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‐ Hello, dinosaur?
Meet marketing.
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‐ [gasps] Are they turning us
into a dinosaur?
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‐ Honestly, I don't know,
but I'm lovin' it.
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‐ Simple version:
we can synthesize
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your messaging to encourage...
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both:
Multitier client sourcing.
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‐ [gasps]
‐ Wow, did that just happen?
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‐ That was the simple version?
‐ Wait.
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Does this mean
we're shooting people again?
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‐ Maybe. If we had bullets.
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‐ We sold the bullets?
‐ Yeah, we're boned.
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‐ No, we're not.
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Yes, the government
denied our heroism
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and withheld payment.
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And yes,
contracts have been drying up,
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but I know better things
are right around the‐‐
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[lights crackling]
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Around the‐‐
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[power whirs down]
Damn it!
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‐ Around the what?
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Ass?
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[main title theme]
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♪ ♪
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[relaxed jazz music]
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‐ Your entire process
is outdated dirt.
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‐ But dirt with potential.
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‐ A nutrient‐rich loam.
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‐ Is there life on Mars?
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both: Definitely.
‐ Oh‐ho, man.
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You keep doing
this fun marketing banter
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and I'm gonna need
to sit on a sandbag.
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‐ You need to get out
of the dark ages
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of the espionage industry.
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I mean, do you even use
Global Spy Wire?
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‐ Exactly how many
beats of silence
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are you shooting for?
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‐ You're not on GSW?
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It's only the online
marketplace for spy jobs.
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‐ Like the classifieds?
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[laughter]
‐ Extra! Extra!
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Spy master uses outdated media!
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‐ Aw, jeez, don't raise
the prices, Mr. Pulitzer.
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both: "Newsies"!
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‐ My God, this is what
it's come to.
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Hocking my paintings
for rent money
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and taking business advice
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from theater school
flunkies.
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‐ I was economics.
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‐ Folklore and mythology.
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‐ Why would we use want ads?
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Our phone is ringing
off the hook.
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‐ Well, actually,
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it has been
pretty quiet lately.
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‐ Okay, real talk?
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The phone is broken.
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‐ Since when?
‐ A few months ago.
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I don't know.
I'd call someone to fix it,
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but, you know.
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‐ This is why
you need CloudBeam.
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‐ To buy us a new phone?
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‐ To help you, the little guy,
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compete with the big
spy conglomerates like IIA.
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‐ IIA, pfft.
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Soulless vultures.
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Nice uniforms, though.
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‐ I heard they bought ODIN,
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fired everyone,
then made them reapply
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for their own jobs at half pay.
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‐ That's bullshit.
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You can't just fire someone
for no reason.
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It would have happened
to me by now.
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‐ What's next? Do you fire
someone for breaking a phone
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when she was smashing a ladybug
over and over?
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‐ Uh, okay, look.
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Maybe these guys have a point.
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‐ About us being dirt?
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‐ About us needing help
to compete.
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My reputation
as the world's greatest spy
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only goes so far.
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‐ Especially since that's
a pre‐coma reputation.
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‐ Said pre‐nut‐tap Cyril.
‐ What?
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Aaaaah!
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‐ Uh, sorry I'm late.
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Robert and I got into another
huge fight about‐‐
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‐ About whether or not
we'd care?
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‐ Ugh, actually, sort of.
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It all started when‐‐
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‐ Wanted ads?
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Is that all you've got?
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‐ [laughs] Hardly.
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‐ You also need a strong brand,
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and that starts
with a good name.
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‐ Think of something
people already love.
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Then spice it up
with a spy angle.
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‐ Ooh! Anal Bullets!
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‐ And that feels like
a good place to stop.
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Thank you for your interest,
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but we simply don't need
CloudBeam.
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‐ Fair enough,
but I have a feeling
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we'll be hearing from you soon.
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‐ Yeah, hearing you
scream our names
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from the rooftops.
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both: "Kaya, Alton, save us!
Save us!"
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[laughter]
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‐ Anybody else
got an eerie feeling
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they might be right?
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‐ Nonsense,
there's nothing they said
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that we can't do ourselves.
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Pam, Cheryl, you two
are our new marketing team.
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Brand us.
‐ [gasps] I'll get my tools.
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‐ I think she means
with a name, cowboy.
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‐ We'll give her options.
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‐ As for new jobs,
we'll start
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with small missions on GSW,
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get a good rating, and slowly‐‐
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‐ Sign up for the most
lucrative job
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on Global Spy Wire, boom.
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‐ "Rival bounty situation.
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"Cash on delivery
of the package.
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Multiple bidders."
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Wha‐‐no money up front?
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‐ But big money in back.
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We'll be drink non‐swill
from non‐plastic in no time.
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‐ Idiot!
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Do you realize how competitive
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this contract will be?
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‐ Now that I'm involved? Very.
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‐ We can't afford this mission.
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We can barely
afford the flight.
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‐ And your testicles
can't afford
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another cane tap.
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‐ Ah!
‐ Ugh, let's do it.
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After the morning
I've had with Robert,
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I'd go anywhere.
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Preferably somewhere with‐‐
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Archer:
A giant heap of rat shit.
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‐ Seriously, Cyril?
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‐ Oh, wait, there's also
a pile of rat shit
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under here, which means
we're looking at
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a men's room/women's room
situation.
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‐ This was the nicest place
we could afford.
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I'm trying to save our funds.
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‐ Not an issue because
I spent all the funds on Trânt.
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‐ Who the hell is Trânt?
‐ You mean what is Trânt.
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It's Moldovan folk wrestling,
and it's fantastic.
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‐ You lost all
our money gambling
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on regional martial arts?
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‐ No, my guys won,
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but then I had to buy drinks.
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‐ It'll be fine.
Here are the briefing papers.
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‐ Double‐sided?
How poor are we?
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‐ You just spent
all of our money.
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‐ Yeah, on memories
that will last a lifetime.
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‐ Two days ago,
mercenaries kidnapped this man,
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known as The Professor.
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And that thing is a prototype
for an ionic fusion device.
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‐ Ionic fusion device?
What is that?
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‐ An expensive MacGuffin
in a life full of them.
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‐ According to our sources,
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he's being moved out
of the country in a few hours
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on this highway.
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We worked all of our contacts
to get this tip,
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so our only advantage is this
one piece of information
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that none
of the big agencies have.
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‐ Greetings,
and welcome to Moldova.
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‐ Finally, the concierge.
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We'd like a free bottle
of scotch
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and directions
to a hall of Trânt
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that takes bets on credit.
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‐ And a room
with less rat feces?
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‐ Forgive me for intruding.
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My name is Fabian Kingsworth.
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I am head of IIA.
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‐ Well, well, well.
The competition.
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‐ [laughs]
I guess your tiny agency
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is competition for IIA
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the way coffee
is competition for cocaine.
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‐ Yeah, I mean, sure.
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I mean, what do you want?
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We're sort of mid‐mission here.
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‐ I just wanted to stop by
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to get a chance to meet
the Sterling Archer.
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I was delighted
to learn you were not dead
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but, rather, alive as a mere
shadow of your former self.
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‐ Well, looks like
you're chasing shadows,
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since we got here first.
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‐ First? [laughs]
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We set up our command center
weeks ago.
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And of course, our satellites
are always overhead.
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Which works slightly better
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than a guy on a roof
with binoculars.
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‐ Oh, yeah? Well, we have‐‐
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‐ A guy on a roof?
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‐ No. Something way better
than that.
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[thunder booming]
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‐ Cold‐ass pouring rain.
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Cheap‐ass binoculars.
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[electricity sparking]
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That.
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‐ [laughs]
I'm rooting for you, Archer.
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Like when you see
a beetle on its back,
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legs kicking and flailing,
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not knowing
that he's already dead
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as the shadow of a giant
elegant bird falls over him.
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I am that bird.
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‐ At which point,
the beetle hops up
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and eats the bird!
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Ah!
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‐ [sighs]
Why build on his metaphor?
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‐ And what beetle eats birds?
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‐ Jesus, your forearms
are like bowling pins.
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‐ Yes, well, uh...
[clears throat]
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I should get going.
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I'm sorry.
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It's emotional meeting someone
I used to look up to.
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‐ There is no way
we're losing to that asshole.
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Starting now, we stay one‐‐
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no, make it two steps
ahead of him.
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Cyril, note that.
‐ I'm not mission secretary.
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‐ Then what are you?
‐ Hey, Two Step,
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Fabian planted a bug
on your shoulder.
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‐ Damn it!
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Oh!
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Why won't this break when you‐‐
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‐ Just gonna
save us some time.
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‐ Okay, new plan:
we follow Kingsworth
259
00:09:13,239 --> 00:09:14,743
and sabotage him and his team
260
00:09:14,776 --> 00:09:16,145
in a super humiliating way.
261
00:09:16,178 --> 00:09:17,782
‐ Archer, we are not
risking this mission
262
00:09:17,815 --> 00:09:19,084
and our lives
so you can beat
263
00:09:19,118 --> 00:09:20,621
a better version of yourself.
264
00:09:20,654 --> 00:09:22,692
‐ He is not better.
He said he looked up to me.
265
00:09:22,725 --> 00:09:24,328
‐ Actually, he said he used to.
266
00:09:24,361 --> 00:09:25,931
‐ I know what he said!
267
00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,167
‐ Y'all!
I just saw a caravan of‐‐
268
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,771
both: IIA vehicles.
We know.
269
00:09:28,804 --> 00:09:30,708
‐ Well, nice to know
my pneumonia
270
00:09:30,741 --> 00:09:32,578
and near electrocution
was worth it.
271
00:09:32,612 --> 00:09:33,814
‐ Shut up. Here's the plan.
272
00:09:33,847 --> 00:09:35,216
Ray, find their command center.
273
00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:37,020
‐ Way ahead of you.
They got a jillion cars
274
00:09:37,053 --> 00:09:39,091
over at the
Moldovan Bloom Hotel.
275
00:09:39,124 --> 00:09:41,028
‐ Okay, Lana and I
will follow IIA.
276
00:09:41,061 --> 00:09:42,364
You two stay back here
and pretend
277
00:09:42,397 --> 00:09:44,636
that I'm still with you
so the bug hears it.
278
00:09:44,669 --> 00:09:46,238
‐ And just how
are we gonna do that?
279
00:09:46,272 --> 00:09:48,644
‐ Just pretend we're talking
and do an impression of me.
280
00:09:48,677 --> 00:09:50,180
‐ What, like,
"My name's Archer.
281
00:09:50,213 --> 00:09:52,317
"I'm an egomaniac
who endangers every mission
282
00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:54,354
"with my self‐serving
narcissism.
283
00:09:54,388 --> 00:09:57,695
Also, I'm inebriated
almost 24 hours a day."
284
00:09:57,728 --> 00:09:59,632
‐ Ha! That was pretty good,
actually.
285
00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,870
Lose the "almost"
and then take it again.
286
00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:07,648
‐ All right. We can do this.
287
00:10:07,682 --> 00:10:09,184
We're just as good
as CloudBeam.
288
00:10:09,218 --> 00:10:11,790
So espionage names,
espionage names...
289
00:10:11,823 --> 00:10:13,392
Oh, I got it.
290
00:10:13,426 --> 00:10:15,330
S.P. Nosh.
291
00:10:15,363 --> 00:10:16,933
‐ Sure, if you're planning
on opening
292
00:10:16,967 --> 00:10:18,937
a spy‐themed delicatessen.
293
00:10:18,971 --> 00:10:20,140
‐ Hmm.
294
00:10:20,173 --> 00:10:23,680
What would Kaya and Alton do?
295
00:10:23,714 --> 00:10:25,684
"Hey, everything here
is old as dirt!"
296
00:10:25,718 --> 00:10:27,655
‐ "Dirt with potential!"
‐ "Edible dirt!"
297
00:10:27,688 --> 00:10:29,291
‐ "Loud words
and fake laughter!"
298
00:10:29,324 --> 00:10:32,765
[laughter]
299
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,370
‐ So break for lunch?
300
00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:39,746
Lana: Ugh, I can't believe
I'm asking you this.
301
00:10:39,779 --> 00:10:42,083
‐ Oh, God.
Look, Lana, I'm flattered.
302
00:10:42,117 --> 00:10:43,352
So just make it quick.
[zipper unzips]
303
00:10:43,386 --> 00:10:45,089
‐ What? I am not asking
to blow you.
304
00:10:45,123 --> 00:10:46,325
‐ Then open with that.
305
00:10:46,358 --> 00:10:48,362
‐ God, this is already
hard enough.
306
00:10:48,396 --> 00:10:50,433
‐ Phrasing.
‐ Ugh, forget it.
307
00:10:50,466 --> 00:10:51,837
‐ No, sorry, go ahead.
308
00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:54,241
You can't believe
you're asking this, but...
309
00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:57,715
‐ But when you live
with someone who annoys you,
310
00:10:57,748 --> 00:10:59,719
how do you address it
without causing conflict?
311
00:10:59,752 --> 00:11:00,988
‐ Hmm, have you tried
making them
312
00:11:01,021 --> 00:11:02,257
eat a bowl of spiderwebs?
313
00:11:02,290 --> 00:11:04,127
[cell phone buzzing]
What do you want, Pam?
314
00:11:04,161 --> 00:11:07,267
No, there's already a company
called Spies With Thighs.
315
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,336
They're PIs.
316
00:11:08,369 --> 00:11:09,906
They're good guys.
317
00:11:10,975 --> 00:11:12,110
‐ How may I help you?
318
00:11:12,143 --> 00:11:13,947
‐ Yes, my name is Chet Manley,
319
00:11:13,981 --> 00:11:15,851
and my wife, Betty, right here
320
00:11:15,885 --> 00:11:18,322
just found a severed thumb
in our bidet.
321
00:11:18,356 --> 00:11:19,826
Can we please see a manager?
322
00:11:19,859 --> 00:11:22,197
‐ Oh, my! Yes, just one moment.
323
00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:25,236
‐ There, a block
of suites for IIA.
324
00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:26,338
20th floor.
325
00:11:27,508 --> 00:11:29,011
‐ [clears throat]
‐ What?
326
00:11:29,044 --> 00:11:31,115
I want to talk to the manager
about that thumb.
327
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:32,985
Might get a free drink ticket
out of it.
328
00:11:34,321 --> 00:11:36,492
‐ Our target will cross
Route 90
329
00:11:36,526 --> 00:11:38,296
at 1400 hours.
330
00:11:38,329 --> 00:11:39,999
Per usual, if you're late,
331
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,268
the minutes will be
taken out of your
332
00:11:41,302 --> 00:11:42,470
paid family leave time.
333
00:11:42,505 --> 00:11:43,840
[people groan]
334
00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:44,709
And a reminder:
335
00:11:44,742 --> 00:11:47,013
bullet rationing
is still in effect.
336
00:11:47,047 --> 00:11:49,852
That's $5 per bullet
that misses the target.
337
00:11:49,886 --> 00:11:51,155
I'm looking at you, Andy.
338
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,426
‐ Bullet penalties?
Ha! Suckers.
339
00:11:53,459 --> 00:11:55,731
‐ Well, at least
they can afford bullets.
340
00:11:55,764 --> 00:11:59,104
‐ [speaking Moldovan]
341
00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:03,179
‐ [speaking Moldovan, laughs]
342
00:12:03,212 --> 00:12:04,782
‐ Once en route,
there's no exit
343
00:12:04,816 --> 00:12:06,318
for 80 kilometers.
344
00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:08,189
All right? We head out in ten.
345
00:12:08,222 --> 00:12:09,926
‐ Ten? We gotta go
if we're gonna‐‐
346
00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:12,430
‐ Do the insanely stupid thing
of sabotaging IIA
347
00:12:12,464 --> 00:12:14,201
instead of just beating them
to the punch?
348
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,038
‐ You know what else
seemed insanely stupid?
349
00:12:16,071 --> 00:12:18,175
Betting on folk wrestling.
‐ Sure was.
350
00:12:18,209 --> 00:12:20,046
‐ But I had a great time, Lana.
351
00:12:20,079 --> 00:12:21,248
Congrats on the wedding.
352
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,317
Hope it works out better
for you
353
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,388
than it did for Lana here.
354
00:12:24,421 --> 00:12:26,392
Whoa, Boerl & Kroff?
355
00:12:26,425 --> 00:12:28,362
Now I see why you couldn't
afford a suite.
356
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,470
Ray: Well, Archer,
you're in charge.
357
00:12:32,505 --> 00:12:33,807
What's our next move?
358
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,209
Cyril: The plan is,
we stay here
359
00:12:35,243 --> 00:12:37,314
and wait for instructions,
dipshit.
360
00:12:37,347 --> 00:12:38,349
[laughter]
361
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:40,086
[clears throat]
Uh, hey, guys.
362
00:12:40,119 --> 00:12:42,424
Uh, should we order
some room service?
363
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,428
‐ Ugh, God forbid
you skip a meal
364
00:12:44,461 --> 00:12:46,365
and your breasts shrink
to a B‐cup.
365
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,436
[snickers]
366
00:12:51,308 --> 00:12:53,346
‐ God, sometimes
I think my entire life
367
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:55,183
is just sneaking around.
368
00:12:55,216 --> 00:12:57,354
Do you ever wonder if you,
ugh, I don't know,
369
00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:58,557
made the wrong choice?
370
00:12:58,590 --> 00:12:59,926
‐ Like how I should've
brought Ray with me
371
00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:01,362
instead of you?
Constantly.
372
00:13:01,395 --> 00:13:03,332
‐ I mean in a relationship.
373
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,969
‐ I wouldn't call this
a relationship.
374
00:13:05,003 --> 00:13:07,073
‐ Not with you!
With Robert.
375
00:13:07,107 --> 00:13:09,311
‐ Oh, yeah,
that seems terrible.
376
00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:11,248
‐ But is it?
I mean, I do love him.
377
00:13:11,281 --> 00:13:13,854
But other times,
I'm just like, ugh.
378
00:13:13,887 --> 00:13:15,924
‐ Yeah, like during
old man sex?
379
00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:17,260
How's it work if you both
just lie there?
380
00:13:17,293 --> 00:13:19,131
Lana: Shh! Guards.
381
00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:21,536
Archer: No, employees.
382
00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:24,341
Hey, dickheads,
I'm gonna steal that Humvee.
383
00:13:24,374 --> 00:13:25,476
You better shoot me.
384
00:13:25,511 --> 00:13:27,815
[gunfire]
385
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,353
Oof, 20 bullets
and none in my body?
386
00:13:30,386 --> 00:13:32,090
What is that, 100 bucks?
387
00:13:32,123 --> 00:13:35,096
[gunfire]
388
00:13:35,998 --> 00:13:37,935
Ha‐ha! 200 bucks.
389
00:13:37,968 --> 00:13:40,006
You're basically working for‐‐
aah!
390
00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:41,876
Okay, 195.
391
00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:45,016
[exciting music]
392
00:13:45,049 --> 00:13:46,553
♪ ♪
393
00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:47,888
[air hissing]
394
00:13:47,922 --> 00:13:49,491
‐ Okay, we'll disable
their vehicles,
395
00:13:49,525 --> 00:13:50,894
then go pick up the others.
396
00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:52,263
‐ With our new helicopter.
397
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,138
‐ Archer,
you can't fly a helicopter.
398
00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:57,608
‐ Being in a coma
didn't make me less
399
00:13:57,641 --> 00:13:59,144
of a helicopter pilot, Lana.
400
00:13:59,177 --> 00:14:00,981
‐ You never knew
how to fly a helicopter!
401
00:14:01,015 --> 00:14:02,250
‐ Well, then we're both right.
402
00:14:02,283 --> 00:14:03,987
‐ I'm not getting in that.
‐ Great.
403
00:14:04,021 --> 00:14:06,258
Grab us a Humvee
and I'll race you to the hotel.
404
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,394
Whoo‐hoo!
405
00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:09,532
Oh! Oh, shit. Oh, God.
406
00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:11,903
Ah‐ha‐ha! Whoo‐hoo!
407
00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:14,241
Sorry.
Not a political statement.
408
00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:16,145
Just an accident.
409
00:14:16,178 --> 00:14:18,049
‐ Well, maybe you'd have
a better job
410
00:14:18,082 --> 00:14:19,652
if you didn't have
such a debilitating
411
00:14:19,685 --> 00:14:21,155
confidence issue.
412
00:14:21,188 --> 00:14:23,192
‐ And what about you, Ray,
you dipshit?
413
00:14:23,225 --> 00:14:25,564
You live in a studio apartment
filled with mid‐century
414
00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:28,135
craftsman doghouses
and no dog.
415
00:14:28,169 --> 00:14:29,505
‐ A: they're Queen Anne's.
416
00:14:29,539 --> 00:14:31,175
B: dogs would ruin them.
417
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,847
And C: I'll kill you!
418
00:14:37,588 --> 00:14:39,257
Cyril: What the hell is this?
419
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:40,527
‐ A helicopter?
420
00:14:40,561 --> 00:14:41,896
Get in!
421
00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:43,199
‐ Yeah, I'm good on the ground.
422
00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:46,305
‐ That's an option?
I'm also good on the ground.
423
00:14:46,338 --> 00:14:49,177
Archer: Helicopter!
424
00:14:49,211 --> 00:14:51,315
[tires screeching]
425
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:53,620
‐ IIA has armored Humvees?
426
00:14:53,653 --> 00:14:56,058
Ooh. Ooooh.
427
00:14:56,091 --> 00:14:58,229
‐ Yep. Butt warmers.
428
00:14:58,262 --> 00:15:00,333
both:
We should look into IIA.
429
00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:04,007
[crow caws]
430
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,076
Archer: That's it, Sheila.
431
00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:06,613
Nice and easy.
432
00:15:06,646 --> 00:15:08,215
‐ You named
the helicopter Sheila?
433
00:15:08,249 --> 00:15:09,919
‐ No, the stick is Sheila.
434
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:13,225
The helicopter
is Dr. Whirlington Spinblade.
435
00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:15,029
‐ Okay, I have a visual
on the target.
436
00:15:15,062 --> 00:15:16,633
Semitruck, dead ahead.
437
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,635
‐ You see that, Lana?
438
00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:19,371
Step one: take out IIA.
439
00:15:19,404 --> 00:15:21,175
Step two: get the scientists.
440
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,511
Step three: profit.
441
00:15:22,545 --> 00:15:24,615
And a haircut.
It's been, like, two weeks.
442
00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:27,187
Lana: Congrats.
You accidentally didn't fail.
443
00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:29,224
‐ And got a free helicopter.
444
00:15:29,257 --> 00:15:32,631
‐ Um, how sure are you
that you finished step one?
445
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,604
[dramatic music]
446
00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:38,710
♪ ♪
447
00:15:38,743 --> 00:15:40,514
[guns cocking]
448
00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:41,649
‐ Pretty sure.
449
00:15:41,683 --> 00:15:43,219
‐ Ah!
450
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:46,225
[gunfire]
451
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,237
Pam: So let's say
you're some rich,
452
00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:54,509
fancy‐pants company who needs
professional spy shit done.
453
00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,613
Do you want to want the cold,
hard tile feel
454
00:15:56,646 --> 00:15:59,417
of a big conglomerate like IIA?
455
00:15:59,451 --> 00:16:02,157
Ha‐ha! I'd rather kill myself
and take you with me.
456
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,127
‐ Or do you want
a boutique agency
457
00:16:04,161 --> 00:16:06,165
that offers a warm,
personal touch?
458
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:08,235
‐ Like a stranger's hand
on your side butt
459
00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:09,404
in an airport shuttle.
460
00:16:09,437 --> 00:16:11,408
‐ When you need spies,
you need...
461
00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:13,245
both: Slugs‐N‐Jugs!
462
00:16:13,279 --> 00:16:15,483
Pew, pew, pew.
463
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,020
‐ [sighs]
464
00:16:17,053 --> 00:16:18,289
‐ I told you
we should've gone with
465
00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:20,493
The Back and Spyin' Center.
466
00:16:20,527 --> 00:16:22,130
‐ That's why I think
our company
467
00:16:22,163 --> 00:16:24,535
would make
a great investment for‐‐
468
00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:27,440
Oh, you can't
do this to me, Maurice.
469
00:16:27,473 --> 00:16:30,179
You just can't. I‐‐
470
00:16:30,213 --> 00:16:31,381
Hello?
[line beeps]
471
00:16:31,415 --> 00:16:33,452
Damn it!
472
00:16:33,485 --> 00:16:36,158
Think, Malory. Think.
473
00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:39,064
No, not that. Think harder.
474
00:16:39,097 --> 00:16:40,199
[sighs]
475
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,170
Fine.
476
00:16:42,203 --> 00:16:45,176
[phone beeps, line rings]
477
00:16:45,209 --> 00:16:47,180
[gunfire]
478
00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:49,184
[dramatic music]
479
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,455
‐ Can you not?
I'm still learning here.
480
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:57,300
♪ ♪
481
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,437
Ray: Dukes!
482
00:16:59,939 --> 00:17:02,410
‐ Butt warmersand bulletproof windows?
483
00:17:02,443 --> 00:17:03,445
‐ I mean...
484
00:17:04,749 --> 00:17:06,285
Archer: Jesus, they sprung
for tracers?
485
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,320
That's good prep.
486
00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:09,625
I almost feel bad about
my inevitable triumph.
487
00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:11,563
‐ Triumph?
I've been shot twice.
488
00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:13,232
Lana: Archer, you want
to help me down here,
489
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,704
or you just gonna watch me
get rammed from behind?
490
00:17:15,737 --> 00:17:17,073
‐ That one was intentional,
right?
491
00:17:17,106 --> 00:17:18,710
Lana: Archer!
‐ I'm coming.
492
00:17:20,179 --> 00:17:22,217
Also intentional.
493
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,352
[cell phone buzzes]
494
00:17:23,385 --> 00:17:24,487
‐ What?
Pam: Hey, Lana.
495
00:17:24,522 --> 00:17:26,693
What about Spies & Dolls?
496
00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:28,362
‐ Well, what does
the doll part mean?
497
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,233
Cheryl: Maybe we leave behind
a creepy doll
498
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,736
on every mission.
499
00:17:31,769 --> 00:17:33,372
Pam: You know what?
We'll call you back.
500
00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:34,642
Cyril: What are you doing?
501
00:17:34,675 --> 00:17:36,445
Archer: What does
it look like, Cyril?
502
00:17:36,478 --> 00:17:37,581
I'm using the helicopter blades
503
00:17:37,615 --> 00:17:39,384
to slice open
the top of the truck.
504
00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:41,421
Helicopter!
505
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:46,198
Uh‐oh. Apparently helicopters
don't like it when you do that.
506
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,503
Keep it together,
Dr. Spinblade.
507
00:17:48,536 --> 00:17:50,373
‐ Ah, damn it, I'm stuck.
508
00:17:50,406 --> 00:17:53,078
‐ I'm not leaving
without you, Cyril.
509
00:17:53,112 --> 00:17:56,251
Ha, I need something soft
to land on.
510
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,255
[both scream and grunt]
511
00:17:58,289 --> 00:17:59,257
[explosion]
512
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:01,629
‐ Ah, God damn it, Cyril.
513
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,100
What good is your pillowy
beef‐suit of a torso
514
00:18:04,134 --> 00:18:06,104
if you don't position
yourself under me?
515
00:18:06,138 --> 00:18:08,409
[gunfire]
516
00:18:08,442 --> 00:18:11,214
Hey, I see that scientist guy
down there with the thingy
517
00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:12,785
and three‐‐check that,
518
00:18:12,818 --> 00:18:14,421
one alive kidnapper.
519
00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:16,291
[gunfire]
520
00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:17,661
‐ Damn it, I'm out.
521
00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:19,130
Oh, wait, no, I'm not.
522
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:21,301
Man, IIA's
got good taste in guns.
523
00:18:21,335 --> 00:18:22,538
Fabian: You got that right.
524
00:18:22,571 --> 00:18:24,140
‐ What? Who the hell is that?
525
00:18:24,174 --> 00:18:25,544
Fabian: The guy who wants
to offer you a way out
526
00:18:25,577 --> 00:18:27,146
of your terrible job.
527
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,550
‐ How'd you get in my earpiece?
528
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:30,520
Fabian: Do you guys seriously
not have satellite?
529
00:18:30,554 --> 00:18:32,123
Ray: Satellite?
530
00:18:32,156 --> 00:18:34,795
The microwave in our
break room has a rotary dial.
531
00:18:34,829 --> 00:18:37,868
‐ Silly rabbit.
Warlock Six, engage!
532
00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:44,180
‐ Jesus.
Ray, shoot out the tires.
533
00:18:44,214 --> 00:18:46,719
[gunfire]
534
00:18:46,753 --> 00:18:49,692
♪ ♪
535
00:18:49,725 --> 00:18:51,395
God damn it, Pam.
536
00:18:51,428 --> 00:18:52,865
Hey, shit for brains, I'm busy.
537
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,568
Leave me the hell alone.
538
00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:58,543
‐ I just‐‐
539
00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:00,580
I love you too.
540
00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:01,783
‐ Ah!
541
00:19:01,816 --> 00:19:02,885
Krieger, you idiot.
542
00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:05,857
Why didn't you build a cane
with the Jaws of Life?
543
00:19:05,891 --> 00:19:07,661
[electronic beeping
and whirring]
544
00:19:07,695 --> 00:19:09,799
Ha! Look at that.
545
00:19:09,832 --> 00:19:11,435
Cyril, climb into
the cab of the truck,
546
00:19:11,468 --> 00:19:13,540
overtake the driver,
and get behind the wheel.
547
00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:14,675
‐ Are you kidding me?
548
00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:16,345
How the hell
do you want me to do that?
549
00:19:16,378 --> 00:19:18,616
‐ Squeeze your fat ass
into the cab of that truck
550
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:20,687
like there's a free box
of Twinkies in there.
551
00:19:21,522 --> 00:19:23,325
‐ [grunts]
552
00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:25,329
‐ Not so fast, punk.
553
00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:26,632
Oh, shit. Oh, God.
554
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,202
Hang on, I thought
I turned these off.
555
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,337
man: Ah!
‐ [yelps]
556
00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:30,540
‐ Sorry.
‐ Please don't hurt me.
557
00:19:30,574 --> 00:19:31,743
‐ Hurt you?
I'm here to rescue you.
558
00:19:31,776 --> 00:19:33,178
[man groaning painfully]
559
00:19:33,212 --> 00:19:35,449
Uh, ignore
that ripped‐apart guy.
560
00:19:36,786 --> 00:19:39,224
‐ [grunting]
561
00:19:39,257 --> 00:19:40,627
‐ I'm in! We did it!
562
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:42,196
We won!
563
00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:43,600
Um...
564
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:44,969
Lana, looks like
we're coming up
565
00:19:45,002 --> 00:19:46,639
on a checkpoint
with a blockade.
566
00:19:46,672 --> 00:19:47,975
Know anything about that?
567
00:19:48,008 --> 00:19:50,312
‐ That is the border
of Moldova and Transnistria.
568
00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:51,649
Did you not read the briefing?
569
00:19:51,682 --> 00:19:53,653
Archer: Who reads the back
of a two‐sided briefing?
570
00:19:53,686 --> 00:19:55,657
What the hell is Transnistria,
Lana?
571
00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:58,395
‐ It's a tiny breakaway country
from Moldova
572
00:19:58,429 --> 00:20:00,734
that is literally
one side of the river.
573
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,303
Lovely people.
574
00:20:02,336 --> 00:20:03,372
Cyril: Here's a fun twist.
575
00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:05,242
My brakes don't work.
576
00:20:05,276 --> 00:20:06,445
‐ That was me.
577
00:20:06,478 --> 00:20:08,382
I scrambled the electronic
braking system.
578
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,620
I'll just grab
the prototype and skedaddle.
579
00:20:10,654 --> 00:20:11,923
‐ [shouts]
580
00:20:11,956 --> 00:20:13,492
‐ Ope! I say.
581
00:20:13,526 --> 00:20:14,929
Poor Archer.
582
00:20:14,962 --> 00:20:16,498
So diminished.
583
00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:17,801
He wouldn't make it
through the first round
584
00:20:17,835 --> 00:20:19,939
of screening at IIA.
585
00:20:19,972 --> 00:20:22,811
‐ Don't try to convince me
to join IIA
586
00:20:22,845 --> 00:20:24,682
by playing mind games, Fabian.
587
00:20:24,715 --> 00:20:26,786
‐ You? Join the IIA?
588
00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:29,424
At what feels like a quarter
of your former strength?
589
00:20:29,457 --> 00:20:31,428
‐ How's this
for a quarter strength?
590
00:20:31,461 --> 00:20:32,965
‐ Yes, with the cane.
591
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,300
But without it‐‐
592
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,438
‐ Whoa, oh!
[grunts]
593
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:40,279
Oh!
[glass shatters]
594
00:20:40,312 --> 00:20:42,785
‐ Looks like I'll be
taking this after all.
595
00:20:42,818 --> 00:20:45,423
Good effort, Archer.
596
00:20:45,456 --> 00:20:47,427
‐ Fabian!
597
00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,264
‐ God damn it, he's getting
away with the prototype.
598
00:20:49,297 --> 00:20:50,065
‐ Shit.
599
00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:51,803
We've got bigger
problems, Lana.
600
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,405
He broke my cane.
601
00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:55,309
And I was still learning
about its new features.
602
00:20:55,342 --> 00:20:56,846
Cyril: Um, guys?
[chuckles nervously]
603
00:20:56,879 --> 00:20:58,282
Still no brakes up here.
604
00:20:58,315 --> 00:20:59,685
‐ If I may interject‐‐
605
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,455
Lana: God, you just had
to prove that you were
606
00:21:01,488 --> 00:21:03,960
better than Fabian, which you
most obviously are not.
607
00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:05,864
‐ It's not obvious to me.
Cyril: Guys?
608
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:08,001
‐ If I may, that prototype
is useless without
609
00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:10,540
the uranium glass gamma lens
I have in my pocket.
610
00:21:10,574 --> 00:21:13,947
Plus, all the necessary
information is in my brain.
611
00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:15,584
‐ Ha, hear that, Lana?
612
00:21:15,617 --> 00:21:17,721
See? There is one piece
of good news in all‐‐
613
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:20,994
Jesus Christ, Cyril, look out!
614
00:21:21,027 --> 00:21:23,967
[glass shatters]
615
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,973
[monitor beeping steadily]
616
00:21:30,045 --> 00:21:32,885
‐ He needed me,
and I let him down.
617
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:35,757
‐ He's strong. He'll make it.
618
00:21:35,790 --> 00:21:37,326
‐ Oh‐ho, boy.
619
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,897
Not this coma shit again.
620
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:40,901
‐ Yeah, comas aren't
as entertaining
621
00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:42,470
to watch as I hoped.
622
00:21:42,504 --> 00:21:43,973
Hey, you guys
ever do this to me?
623
00:21:44,007 --> 00:21:45,977
[laughs]
624
00:21:46,011 --> 00:21:47,446
Krieger: Oh, God.
Pam: Better believe it.
625
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,883
Lana: Oh, absolutely.
[sustained beep, all gasp]
626
00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:51,622
‐ Oh, sorry, Ms. Archer sold
my good life‐support device.
627
00:21:51,656 --> 00:21:53,458
This one's made out
of a washing machine
628
00:21:53,492 --> 00:21:55,362
and a leaf blower.
629
00:21:55,396 --> 00:21:58,736
[phone rings]
630
00:21:58,770 --> 00:22:00,640
‐ Good morning, this is...
631
00:22:00,674 --> 00:22:03,011
the... Agency.
Lana: Good enough.
632
00:22:03,045 --> 00:22:04,347
Archer: That wasn't bad.
Ray: Don't hate it.
633
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,349
man: This is the client.
634
00:22:05,382 --> 00:22:06,484
I need the scientist.
635
00:22:06,519 --> 00:22:07,654
I'll give you a million.
636
00:22:07,688 --> 00:22:09,792
‐ Well, he is in a tiny,
637
00:22:09,825 --> 00:22:11,461
little coma.
638
00:22:11,494 --> 00:22:12,865
man: Make that 200,000.
639
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,802
‐ Or we defer payment
640
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:16,471
until he wakes up,
641
00:22:16,506 --> 00:22:17,908
and at that time,
642
00:22:17,941 --> 00:22:20,012
we'll require
the entire reward,
643
00:22:20,045 --> 00:22:21,649
plus his medical expenses,
644
00:22:21,682 --> 00:22:23,520
10% for our troubles,
645
00:22:23,553 --> 00:22:26,659
and a five‐star review on GSW.
646
00:22:26,692 --> 00:22:28,362
Deal?
man: Uh...
647
00:22:28,395 --> 00:22:29,798
deal.
648
00:22:29,832 --> 00:22:31,736
‐ Uh, aren't we
still super poor?
649
00:22:31,769 --> 00:22:33,540
‐ As it happens,
the agency's purse strings
650
00:22:33,573 --> 00:22:34,909
have loosened up a bit.
651
00:22:34,942 --> 00:22:38,616
I was able to find us
a new financier.
652
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:41,154
But no more
unnecessary expenses.
653
00:22:41,187 --> 00:22:42,156
‐ Wait.
654
00:22:42,189 --> 00:22:45,429
Uh, is that a new
crystal tumbler?
655
00:22:45,462 --> 00:22:47,534
‐ You're damn right.
656
00:23:06,104 --> 00:23:09,077
‐ Made in Georgia.
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