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Burning down a warehouse?
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Sinking a super yacht?
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Crashing a school bus
through another school bus?
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‐ Oh, X marks the tragedy.
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‐ Uh, empty school buses,
for the record.
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‐ But wow, very full of gas.
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‐ I think the phrase
you're all looking for
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is "mission accomplished."
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‐ The phrase I'm looking for
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would fill my swear jar
to the fucking brim.
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Damn it.
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‐ And why do you insist
on shooting every vat you see?
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‐ Because shooting vats
is spycraft 101.
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Also, I didn't know
the vat would explode.
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I was banking
on some sort of acid.
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‐ I didn't know
boats could burn.
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Aren't they, like, super wet?
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‐ On the bright side,
destroying the lab
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means it'll no longer
pollute the harbor
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and kill
endangered harbor seals.
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‐ See, Mother, the explosion
was good for seals.
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‐ Maybe the seals
understand the concept
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of collateral damage
that I have to pay for!
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‐ Seems abstract
for a pinniped.
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‐ Look, the important thing
is that we got the microchips,
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which means that...
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‐ W‐wait, you don't know
what the microchips were for?
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‐ I don't keep track
of every microchip we recover!
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And missile guidance.
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‐ She guessed.
‐ Okay, fine.
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What were they for?
‐ Why would I know?
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‐ I assumed chemical weapons.
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‐ I got more
of a spy satellite vibe.
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‐ Hmm, I got more
of a "you got beat up
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by a mob boss's preteen son"
vibe.
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‐ I couldn't punch
a ten‐year‐old!
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‐ Or block his punches.
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‐ Jesus, are all debriefs
this negative?
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‐ I mean...yes?
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all: Oh, yeah.
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‐ Come on, you're heroes.
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You took down a secret lab.
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‐ Uh, yeah,
there's always a secret lab.
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‐ And they're never
very secret.
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‐ I'd never been there before,
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and I knew where the bathroom
would be.
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‐ Take your ennui
outside and...
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do whatever you do with it.
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‐ Are we boring now?
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‐ I mean, Cyril always was.
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‐ Fair.
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‐ And Lana got boring
once she got married.
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‐ Excuse me?
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‐ Aw, and her hearing
is starting to go.
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‐ Boring?
You're spies.
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You're just overworked.
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Hey, when was the last time
you all went out for drinks?
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‐ Uh, I'm guessing
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drinking alone outside
doesn't count.
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‐ Think she means as a group.
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And it has been a while.
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‐ Huh, you know, that might be
a nice change of pace.
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‐ That's a great idea.
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There's this new bar called
I Don't Want to Go Home.
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It's right next to
My Marriage was a Mistake
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and down the street
from Fun Cool Single Life,
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but that place closed down.
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‐ Probably because
of the bad name.
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‐ Come to think of it,
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we haven't gone out
since Archer was‐‐
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‐ On sabbatical,
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because that's
what it's called.
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‐ My nephew is in
a medically induced sabbatical.
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‐ I got plans later,
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but I'm down to rage
before my rage.
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‐ Great!
First round's on me.
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Hold that thought!
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‐ No.
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‐ Aww.
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‐ Next stop:
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memories we can't remember!
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all: Spies! Spies! Spies!
Spies! Spies! Spies! Spies!
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‐ Ugh, maybe this work hang
would be better if we‐‐
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‐ Split up? Absolutely.
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I'll be at the bar.
Darts.
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- Women.
- I got alley.
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‐ Sort of defeats the purpose
of a work hang‐‐
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and they're gone.
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‐ I'm still here.
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‐ Uh‐huh.
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‐ Stop doing that.
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‐ I'm just trying
to feel something.
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This group/night is so lame.
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We should get
matching tattoos!
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In matching places!
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‐ Mm, I've done worse for less.
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‐ If you really want
to liven things up,
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we should all take my new
experimental psychedelic.
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‐ What does it do?
‐ Not sure yet.
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But the rats seemed to like it
before they died.
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No? Your loss.
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There he is.
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Cyril!
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Hey, come meet my friends.
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‐ Oh, my God, your eye.
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‐ Oh, this?
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‐ Yeah, that. That's from‐‐
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‐ It's from a little boy
punching me
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while I tried to tie him up.
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‐ What the hell was that?
‐ What?
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‐ You can't just say
the humiliating thing.
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You're supposed
to change the subject.
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Then I don't let you.
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Then you try to explain
but it doesn't work.
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It's no fun if you just admit
you're a loser right away.
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‐ What can I say?
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Maybe I am a loser.
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‐ Yeah, you are...
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a loser.
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Damn it, I feel nothing.
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‐ Maybe feel
a little compassion
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for the man you destroyed?
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‐ Charles Van Doren?
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He betrayed America's trust
in quiz shows, Pam.
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‐ I mean Cyril.
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You broke him, dude.
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‐ How is Cyril being lame
my fault?
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‐ Because he was happy
and good at his job
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and insanely ripped,
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and then you woke up
and started insulting him.
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And now...
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‐ Guys.
‐ Come on, man.
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‐ Guys, I already agreed
to buy you drinks!
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‐ Buy us a drink.
‐ Shoving me solves nothing.
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‐ So yeah,
pretty explicitly your fault.
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‐ Oh, my‐‐
That's hilarious.
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Oh, my God.
Did you see that?
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He just walked away from me.
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‐ Whoa, take it easy,
married lady.
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‐ Ugh, you sound
like my husband...
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who I love
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and will text to join us
right this minute.
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‐ Lana, I was kidding.
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Is this about Archer
calling you boring?
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‐ No, it's just,
what if he's right?
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Sandra,
a man walked away from me.
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That has literally
never happened before!
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‐ Hey, can I get
a couple light beers?
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‐ You can, but you won't.
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‐ Hey! Not cool, Pam.
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‐ Put it on her tab.
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This rager's on fumes,
and we gotta refill the tank‐‐
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the booze tank.
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‐ Ugh, mescal and Schuetzie?
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‐ Do those even go together?
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‐ Time to find out!
Prost, chicas!
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‐ Cheryl, I'm gonna
say something
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and you're probably
gonna laugh.
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‐ Don't tell me
what to do!
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But fun.
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Pam thinks I ruined Cyril
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when I woke up.
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Why aren't you laughing?
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‐ Mm...
‐ Wait.
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Do you think
I ruined Cyril too?
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‐ Um...
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‐ Cheryl!
‐ No?
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‐ Good.
‐ Not just Cyril.
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‐ Wh‐what?
‐ Cyril was first.
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But when he got bad
at missions,
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it put pressure on Lana,
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which led
to her marital problems,
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which made Pam gossipy,
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which made me
start stealing again.
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These aren't my shoes.
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‐ Well, excuse me
for waking up from a coma!
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‐ Are we not saying
sabbatical anymore?
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man:
Yeah, I ain't said nothing.
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‐ I didn't run away.
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The guy with the cane
gassed me.
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‐ Yeah, yeah,
with magical cane gas.
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Do you know how stupid
you sound?
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‐ Can we go
to the hospital now?
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‐ No!
We wait for them to leave
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and see how they like
to be ambushed.
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‐ I don't think they'd take
the microchips to a shitty bar.
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‐ This is about
self‐respect, man.
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The boss can get
new microchips for...
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whatever they were for.
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‐ Pretty sure
it's super soldiers.
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‐ Robert, good.
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has me being
out of a coma made Lana
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A, better,
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B, slightly better,
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or C, basically the same?
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‐ I guess she's been
more distant.
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‐ Not one of the options,
Robert!
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What are you even doing here?
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‐ Lana invited me
to join you.
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‐ Yeah, she seems
super invested in that invite.
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‐ I love your hands.
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‐ Wow, she is really...
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‐ They're almost as big
as mine.
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I mean the same size as mine.
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We're hand twins.
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‐ Ugh, out of practice.
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Hey, was Lana aggressively
flirting with other men
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before I woke up
from my coma?
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‐ No, that's pretty new.
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‐ Damn it.
Also, sorry.
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I wouldn't read into that.
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‐ Oh, my G‐‐
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‐ Or that.
‐ You know what?
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I trust her.
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Make sure everyone
has a good time.
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I'll text Lana
I couldn't make it.
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‐ Wait, one more question:
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did you also lie to her
while I was in a coma?
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Robert?
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Pam, you were right.
‐ Usually am.
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‐ I broke Cyril,
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and broken Cyril
broke the group.
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‐ Yeah,
it's a real butterfly effect.
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And the hurricane
is everyone sucking.
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‐ I know what I have to do,
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but I don't know
if I have the strength.
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‐ You mean...
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‐ Yes. I have to fix Cyril.
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‐ You're gonna need this.
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Yoink!
I'll handle the others.
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Bartender, the biggest bottle
on your highest shelf!
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‐ Whoa, Cyril,
leaving so soon?
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‐ Ugh, might as well.
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All the women here
think I'm a child kidnapper.
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woman: Creep.
‐ Failed child kidnapper.
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Well, there's plenty
of fish in the sea
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who don't think
you're a pervert.
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How about a drink?
‐ Mescal?
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You know they cut down
an acre of rain forest
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for every bottle of this.
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‐ I'll cut you down.
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Wait, no,
actually, the opposite.
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I, uh, actually
would love to hang out.
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‐ With me?
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Why? I'm so lame.
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No, you're not!
‐ Ow.
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‐ Sorry, I thought
you'd at least
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try to block that.
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Anyway, it's time we caught up.
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Take me to one of those
famous Cyril hot spots.
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‐ Is this a trick?
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‐ Cyril, I am genuinely
trying to reach out.
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Jesus, did you, like,
totally drop workouts?
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‐ Seriously?
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Yes.
256
00:08:59,579 --> 00:09:02,050
‐ At least I didn't just
lie on the floor crying!
257
00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:03,252
‐ I got shot, okay?
258
00:09:03,286 --> 00:09:04,856
‐ Yeah, and now
you won't shut up about it.
259
00:09:04,889 --> 00:09:06,727
‐ Hi, Sara? Yeah.
260
00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,997
Hey, yeah, could you stay
with the kids another hour?
261
00:09:09,031 --> 00:09:10,568
Sure, um, go ahead,
262
00:09:10,601 --> 00:09:11,603
yeah, order pizza.
263
00:09:11,636 --> 00:09:12,972
Oh, oh, hey,
Sara, there's a coupon
264
00:09:13,005 --> 00:09:14,007
on the fridge in the‐‐
265
00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:17,013
Hello! S‐‐oh, shit.
266
00:09:17,047 --> 00:09:19,118
She ain't gonna see
that coupon.
267
00:09:19,151 --> 00:09:21,122
‐ Man, tonight
crashed and burned
268
00:09:21,155 --> 00:09:23,359
like a school bus
into a school bus.
269
00:09:23,392 --> 00:09:26,600
But I finally got a number.
270
00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,136
Aaaaand it's just a receipt.
271
00:09:28,169 --> 00:09:29,873
‐ Are we splitting that,
by the way?
272
00:09:29,906 --> 00:09:31,743
'Cause I think it was all
on my card.
273
00:09:31,777 --> 00:09:33,012
‐ God damn it,
did you people
274
00:09:33,045 --> 00:09:34,582
totally forget how to party?
275
00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,118
‐ If you're looking
to party‐‐
276
00:09:36,152 --> 00:09:38,757
‐ Krieger, you've already
taken, like, seven of those.
277
00:09:38,791 --> 00:09:42,130
‐ Really? Ooh, I might
be going away for a while.
278
00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:43,767
‐ It's like Archer
coming out of a coma
279
00:09:43,801 --> 00:09:45,270
put all of you in one.
280
00:09:45,303 --> 00:09:46,640
But I have the cure.
281
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:50,013
It's time for a Pampage!
282
00:09:51,817 --> 00:09:53,654
It's a play on words:
"Pam" and "rampage."
283
00:09:53,687 --> 00:09:54,756
‐ I got that.
284
00:09:54,789 --> 00:09:56,058
‐ It's technically
a portmanteau,
285
00:09:56,091 --> 00:09:57,895
like "brunch"
or "spork."
286
00:09:57,929 --> 00:09:59,766
‐ Or "murdercide."
287
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,037
It's a word.
I was almost part of one.
288
00:10:02,070 --> 00:10:03,707
‐ Look, I've got plans tonight
289
00:10:03,740 --> 00:10:05,911
that I never let
work friends in on,
290
00:10:05,945 --> 00:10:07,615
but this is an emergency,
291
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:10,788
so you're all invited
to come melt your tits off.
292
00:10:10,821 --> 00:10:12,190
‐ That seems...
extreme.
293
00:10:12,224 --> 00:10:14,294
‐ Agreed. I am in.
‐ I could melt.
294
00:10:14,328 --> 00:10:15,664
‐ My fingers are whispering!
295
00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:16,800
‐ Krieger's in.
296
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,336
So do you know
what it's time for?
297
00:10:18,369 --> 00:10:19,672
‐ A Pampage?
298
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:21,275
‐ Oh, shit,
I already said that part.
299
00:10:21,308 --> 00:10:22,645
But yes.
300
00:10:27,722 --> 00:10:28,757
‐ So do you always
301
00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:30,360
have these T‐shirts
in your car?
302
00:10:30,393 --> 00:10:31,796
‐ Pampage!
303
00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:32,965
‐ What happened to me?
304
00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,201
I used to be great at flirting.
305
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,336
‐ Eh.
‐ Eh?
306
00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:36,940
Krieger, male perspective?
307
00:10:36,973 --> 00:10:38,644
Shh, I'm invisible.
308
00:10:38,677 --> 00:10:40,046
‐ This isn't
what I had in mind
309
00:10:40,079 --> 00:10:41,683
when I said
we should go out.
310
00:10:41,716 --> 00:10:44,188
‐ Or is it?
311
00:10:44,221 --> 00:10:46,927
Sorry, I thought
we were closer to the corner.
312
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,198
Or is it?
313
00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:51,970
‐ Great,
a scary warehouse party.
314
00:10:52,003 --> 00:10:53,039
Great, right?
315
00:10:53,072 --> 00:10:56,713
By day, it makes socks,
and by night, it rocks.
316
00:10:56,746 --> 00:10:59,318
But the sock machine is
still running, so be careful.
317
00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:02,725
‐ I think I might need
a new bandage.
318
00:11:02,758 --> 00:11:04,461
‐ I think you need
to shut the hell up.
319
00:11:04,494 --> 00:11:05,798
We could jump 'em now.
320
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,367
It is a smaller group.
‐ No.
321
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,204
I live just around the corner.
‐ So?
322
00:11:09,238 --> 00:11:10,975
‐ So how about
we go kill someone
323
00:11:11,008 --> 00:11:12,812
on the corner
where your kids ride bikes?
324
00:11:13,814 --> 00:11:16,218
Yeah, that's what I thought.
325
00:11:16,252 --> 00:11:17,722
Ugh.
326
00:11:17,755 --> 00:11:19,091
We're gonna be here
all night.
327
00:11:19,124 --> 00:11:20,326
‐ Ugh, I'm with an old
328
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,997
who cares about
being up all night.
329
00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:23,099
bouncer: Yo, Pamageddon!
330
00:11:23,132 --> 00:11:25,136
‐ Sploosh! My man!
331
00:11:25,169 --> 00:11:26,740
‐ Is that where that
comes from?
332
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:27,975
‐ These sacrifices
for the ring?
333
00:11:28,009 --> 00:11:29,411
‐ Oh, hell yes!
334
00:11:29,444 --> 00:11:31,482
‐ No!
‐ Nah, just friends.
335
00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,386
Any chance you could
throw me a plus‐four?
336
00:11:33,419 --> 00:11:36,893
‐ After what you did
for my nana, anything, huh?
337
00:11:36,927 --> 00:11:39,031
Do not,
under any circumstances,
338
00:11:39,064 --> 00:11:40,266
try to keep up with her.
339
00:11:55,463 --> 00:11:56,866
‐ Shots!
340
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,770
‐ Aren't those toxic?
‐ Maybe!
341
00:11:58,804 --> 00:12:01,442
‐ I am getting so many
good tattoo ideas.
342
00:12:01,475 --> 00:12:02,912
Forehead!
343
00:12:02,945 --> 00:12:05,183
‐ I'm gonna find
a quiet corner and‐‐whoa!
344
00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:06,987
‐ Welcome to the good life,
Sandra.
345
00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:08,924
Damn it, Krieger, be careful!
346
00:12:08,957 --> 00:12:11,028
Easy.
You'll break Jupiter.
347
00:12:11,061 --> 00:12:12,397
The planetarium, really?
348
00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:14,268
I asked you where you go
to have fun,
349
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,138
not where you went
on your fifth grade field trip.
350
00:12:16,171 --> 00:12:17,374
It may not look like it,
351
00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:19,879
but this place has
a crazy singles scene.
352
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,750
‐ As in they have
a single year to live?
353
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:22,852
‐ What's that?
354
00:12:22,885 --> 00:12:25,925
‐ Uh, nothing, dear.
Enjoy your stars.
355
00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:28,262
While you can.
‐ Come on, it's fun.
356
00:12:28,296 --> 00:12:31,068
And fifth grade field trips
don't have secret wine.
357
00:12:31,101 --> 00:12:33,472
‐ I guess it depends
on your school...and mother.
358
00:12:34,575 --> 00:12:36,145
Anyway,
do planetarium shows end,
359
00:12:36,178 --> 00:12:37,213
or do people just leave
360
00:12:37,247 --> 00:12:38,951
when they're depressed
enough to...
361
00:12:42,123 --> 00:12:44,562
Witness the majesty
of space?
362
00:12:44,595 --> 00:12:45,831
‐ Pretty great, right?
363
00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:46,967
‐ It really is.
364
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,539
You know, I kinda
spent a year in space.
365
00:12:49,572 --> 00:12:51,810
‐ And that's enough wine
for you, sir.
366
00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:53,446
‐ Cyril, for the last time,
367
00:12:53,479 --> 00:12:55,483
you cannot have wine in here.
368
00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:58,155
‐ Run! We'll lose him
in the asteroid belt!
369
00:12:59,257 --> 00:13:01,228
‐ Huh!
I didn't know he had friends.
370
00:13:01,261 --> 00:13:03,499
‐ Oh, more of a coworker
situation.
371
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,836
Shot!
372
00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:07,508
‐ Mm. Ahh.
Because all I do is work.
373
00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:08,944
And now that Robert
works with us,
374
00:13:08,977 --> 00:13:10,981
my husband
is also my work husband.
375
00:13:11,015 --> 00:13:13,052
‐ There's your problem.
You gotta set boundaries.
376
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,989
That was my secret
when I tied the knot.
377
00:13:15,023 --> 00:13:16,225
Shot!
378
00:13:16,258 --> 00:13:17,460
‐ Wait, you're married?
379
00:13:17,494 --> 00:13:18,864
‐ Oh, God, no.
380
00:13:18,897 --> 00:13:20,266
I'm talking about
when I officiated
381
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,470
a Wiccan
hand‐binding ceremony.
382
00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:23,974
Shot!
‐ Mm.
383
00:13:24,007 --> 00:13:25,109
Ugh, shit.
384
00:13:25,143 --> 00:13:26,478
Am I just doomed to be boring?
385
00:13:26,513 --> 00:13:27,548
‐ Screw that.
386
00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:30,219
You just need to remember
what single life is like.
387
00:13:30,253 --> 00:13:32,190
And I've got
the perfect reminder.
388
00:13:32,223 --> 00:13:33,593
Krieger, wrap it up!
389
00:13:33,627 --> 00:13:34,996
‐ Shoot!
390
00:13:35,029 --> 00:13:37,200
Stop dancing
and fight me, Dad!
391
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,503
‐ Put him in a body bag!
392
00:13:38,537 --> 00:13:39,404
Yeah!
393
00:13:39,438 --> 00:13:41,843
‐ Do these shots
while I get the keys.
394
00:13:41,876 --> 00:13:43,145
‐ Done.
Wait, keys?
395
00:13:43,179 --> 00:13:44,081
Hey! Keys to what?
396
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:46,151
‐ Ey, what the shit, Pam?
397
00:13:46,185 --> 00:13:49,391
‐ I'll bring it back
tomorrow...maybe!
398
00:13:49,424 --> 00:13:51,996
‐ To the edge!
Back to the edge!
399
00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:54,969
Uh, guys?
400
00:13:56,305 --> 00:13:58,209
‐ They have a monster truck?
401
00:13:58,242 --> 00:14:00,279
‐ Who the hell are these guys?
402
00:14:00,313 --> 00:14:04,388
‐ This drug
makes cars feel huge!
403
00:14:04,421 --> 00:14:06,258
‐ It's so tiny and fast.
404
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,127
‐ If it was life‐size,
405
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,498
it would be going
800 miles per hour!
406
00:14:09,532 --> 00:14:11,135
‐ What?
That's incredible!
407
00:14:11,168 --> 00:14:13,039
announcer: Final lap!
‐ You got this, Cyril!
408
00:14:13,072 --> 00:14:14,241
It's just you and green.
409
00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:17,380
Careful!
‐ I. Can. Hold. It!
410
00:14:17,414 --> 00:14:19,184
Yaaaaahh!
411
00:14:19,217 --> 00:14:20,186
Yes!
412
00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:21,589
In your face, green,
413
00:14:21,623 --> 00:14:23,025
you absolute piece of shit!
414
00:14:23,059 --> 00:14:26,031
‐ I‐I mean good game, I guess.
415
00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:29,572
‐ Jackson,
you've got five minutes
416
00:14:29,605 --> 00:14:32,277
to cover these ladies
in sweat that isn't theirs.
417
00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:33,312
‐ Make it three.
418
00:14:33,345 --> 00:14:36,553
‐ Whoo!
419
00:14:37,353 --> 00:14:39,926
man:
I'm just saying,
who does this help?
420
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:43,466
To quote Edward Counsel,
revenge is but a small circle.
421
00:14:43,499 --> 00:14:45,436
‐ Plus, it is getting late
for revenge...
422
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:46,438
and my babysitter.
423
00:14:46,472 --> 00:14:48,209
man: And I'm weak
from blood loss.
424
00:14:48,242 --> 00:14:50,446
‐ So we'll get 'em next time?
man: Yeah,
425
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,183
next time for sure, buddy!
426
00:14:52,217 --> 00:14:55,189
‐ Oh, no, the boss says
get the microchips back now,
427
00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:56,191
or we're dead.
428
00:14:56,225 --> 00:14:58,229
‐ How?
I'm a master of strategy.
429
00:14:58,262 --> 00:14:59,498
My tactics were flawless.
430
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,435
And yet my forces
lie decimated.
431
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,272
‐ Because you left
your Beastmen exposed
432
00:15:03,305 --> 00:15:04,542
to his Chaos Dwarf.
433
00:15:04,575 --> 00:15:06,546
‐ Well, yeah,
that's obvious now!
434
00:15:06,579 --> 00:15:07,948
Okay, double or nothing,
435
00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:10,019
which I guess means
two candy bars?
436
00:15:10,052 --> 00:15:11,355
‐ Then prepare, knave, to...
437
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:14,361
‐ Call me knave again.
438
00:15:14,394 --> 00:15:15,964
I'm kidding!
439
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,635
Good role‐playing, Kyle.
440
00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:21,341
So‐ho who's next,
441
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:24,314
the cowboy or the scientist?
442
00:15:24,347 --> 00:15:26,218
‐ Ha, the scientist!
443
00:15:26,251 --> 00:15:28,055
‐ Okay,
that's where we call it.
444
00:15:28,088 --> 00:15:30,493
‐ Holy shit, is that‐‐
445
00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:33,365
That prince‐y guy
who was gonna buy my house.
446
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:34,267
‐ Oh, no.
447
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,105
Wait, guys, maybe
he hasn't seen us yet.
448
00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:37,240
‐ Maybe it's just a stripper.
449
00:15:37,273 --> 00:15:41,248
‐ A stripper dressed
specifically like Prince Fawad?
450
00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:43,219
‐ My friends!
‐ Oh, shit.
451
00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:45,123
I knew I recognized you.
452
00:15:45,156 --> 00:15:46,526
You were all there
that day my mother and I
453
00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:48,262
planned to buy a local mansion.
454
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,133
‐ I think you have us
confused‐‐
455
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,137
‐ No, no.
Then you seduced me.
456
00:15:52,170 --> 00:15:54,274
Then someone else
tranquilized me
457
00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:56,746
before we could consummate
our relationship.
458
00:15:56,779 --> 00:15:58,517
‐ Hmm, I don't remember
that day.
459
00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:00,219
‐ We do get hit
in the head a lot.
460
00:16:00,253 --> 00:16:01,523
‐ And tranquilized a lot.
461
00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:03,492
‐ Anyway, congrats
on figuring out you're gay
462
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,163
before you had sex
with Lana.
463
00:16:05,196 --> 00:16:06,498
‐ Gay?
464
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:07,568
No, no.
465
00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:10,273
I just come here to pick up
lonely, horny women.
466
00:16:10,306 --> 00:16:12,243
‐ Aww.
‐ Yes, so, uh,
467
00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:14,481
would you like to come back
to my penthouse for drugs?
468
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,151
‐ Yeah,
I could use a top‐off.
469
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:17,755
‐ Yeah, thanks
but no, thanks.
470
00:16:17,788 --> 00:16:19,291
‐ But actually, thanks.
We'll come.
471
00:16:19,324 --> 00:16:20,293
‐ Really, Lana?
472
00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:21,563
Partying
with a drug‐dealing prince
473
00:16:21,596 --> 00:16:22,698
feels a little extreme.
474
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,635
‐ Maybe for boring
married Lana,
475
00:16:24,669 --> 00:16:26,171
but for cool single Lana,
476
00:16:26,205 --> 00:16:29,444
it's just another school night.
477
00:16:29,477 --> 00:16:31,649
‐ Well, it's your overdose.
478
00:16:31,683 --> 00:16:33,587
‐ Hurry up with that fool.
They're coming.
479
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,022
‐ Just stand up, man.
480
00:16:35,056 --> 00:16:36,793
‐ Is this the hospital, guys?
481
00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:39,130
man: They have
armed guards now?
482
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,268
‐ Who the hell are these guys?
483
00:16:42,738 --> 00:16:45,176
Sploosh...
484
00:16:45,209 --> 00:16:47,313
would love to see this.
485
00:16:47,347 --> 00:16:49,150
He's working on his master's
in architecture.
486
00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:50,253
‐ I'm doing this, right?
487
00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:51,321
I have to, right?
488
00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:52,423
Are there more shots?
489
00:16:52,457 --> 00:16:54,394
So, ladies, interloper...
490
00:16:54,427 --> 00:16:56,031
‐ Yo!
‐ Shall we begin?
491
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,335
That's the second‐biggest
492
00:16:58,369 --> 00:17:00,741
automatic lube wall
I've ever seen.
493
00:17:00,774 --> 00:17:01,743
‐ Don't worry.
494
00:17:01,776 --> 00:17:03,445
We can take this
slow.
495
00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:05,483
‐ Said the naked man.
496
00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,153
‐ Thanks for noticing.
497
00:17:07,186 --> 00:17:08,690
My Berserker cries,
498
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,629
burying his ax
in your weeping king's chest.
499
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:14,502
‐ As my Dragon Warrior
rips off his...
500
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,205
Penis.
501
00:17:16,238 --> 00:17:17,608
Not my choice. Rolled a two.
502
00:17:17,641 --> 00:17:18,610
both: Ugh!
503
00:17:18,643 --> 00:17:20,346
‐ Hey, you can beat up a kid.
504
00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:21,683
Now just do that in the field.
505
00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:22,785
‐ Yeah...
506
00:17:22,818 --> 00:17:24,622
I don't know if I want
to be a field agent anymore,
507
00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:26,358
but I'm afraid to tell anyone.
508
00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:27,360
‐ What?
‐ Oh, God.
509
00:17:27,393 --> 00:17:28,597
‐ No, Cyril, that's amazing.
510
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,233
‐ It is? Why?
511
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,502
‐ I thought you were
getting worse in the field
512
00:17:31,536 --> 00:17:33,105
because I was insulting you.
513
00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:34,842
You're just getting worse
because you hate it.
514
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,178
‐ I still don't love
the insults.
515
00:17:36,211 --> 00:17:37,781
‐ You'll get used to it, moron.
516
00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:40,453
Anyway, you gotta do
what's right for you, Cyril.
517
00:17:40,486 --> 00:17:42,257
Because tonight
reminded me:
518
00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:44,194
you're kinda special, and‐‐
519
00:17:44,227 --> 00:17:46,398
Wait, hold on. Getting a call.
520
00:17:46,431 --> 00:17:47,768
Uh‐huh.
Pam Penthouse.
521
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:48,737
Crazy lube wall.
522
00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:50,439
Horny tigers. Pampage.
523
00:17:50,473 --> 00:17:51,576
Gotta get rid of the body.
524
00:17:51,609 --> 00:17:53,245
‐ Oh, thank God.
525
00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:55,316
I almost bonded with Cyril.
526
00:18:02,564 --> 00:18:03,633
‐ This better be good.
527
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:04,802
Cyril and I were...
528
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:07,808
doing something
way less weird than this.
529
00:18:07,841 --> 00:18:09,477
‐ Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
530
00:18:09,512 --> 00:18:11,348
I think he mixed
two blues with a green.
531
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,518
‐ No, I took that.
532
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,421
He took three reds and a white.
533
00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:16,559
‐ Oh, God, I shouldn't
have tried to keep up.
534
00:18:16,592 --> 00:18:17,695
I shouldn't have tried
to keep up.
535
00:18:17,728 --> 00:18:19,765
‐ What the hell happened?
536
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,270
‐ I tried to give myself
a tattoo of a witch skull
537
00:18:22,303 --> 00:18:24,809
with colored lube,
but it got kinda blobby.
538
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,679
‐ Uh, think he meant
with the dead guy.
539
00:18:26,713 --> 00:18:28,115
Lana, you couldn't handle this?
540
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,518
‐ I was‐‐I was‐‐I was
gonna be his first.
541
00:18:29,552 --> 00:18:30,687
I was almost his first.
542
00:18:30,721 --> 00:18:31,756
‐ Obviously we're too drunk,
543
00:18:31,789 --> 00:18:33,158
and his guards
are right outside.
544
00:18:33,192 --> 00:18:34,394
Fine, we got this.
545
00:18:34,427 --> 00:18:35,897
Does Krieger have a bone saw?
546
00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:37,367
‐ To chop up a civilian?
547
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,371
‐ To not go to jail, Cyril!
548
00:18:39,404 --> 00:18:40,574
‐ No. No chopping.
549
00:18:40,607 --> 00:18:43,245
We just need a way to sneak
a body out of the building.
550
00:18:43,278 --> 00:18:44,849
‐ Ooh, I got this.
551
00:18:46,753 --> 00:18:48,255
Gentlemen, don't wait up.
552
00:18:48,288 --> 00:18:49,457
‐ Let's get him to the docks...
553
00:18:49,491 --> 00:18:52,430
in something inconspicuous.
554
00:19:04,555 --> 00:19:06,592
‐ Focus!
We're in a car chase!
555
00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:08,596
‐ Shut up.
My sitter is leaving.
556
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:10,734
And we wouldn't even
be in this car chase
557
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:11,869
if you weren't a coward.
558
00:19:11,903 --> 00:19:14,207
‐ Would a coward
have nerve gas?
559
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,409
‐ Where the hell
did you get that?
560
00:19:15,443 --> 00:19:17,848
‐ Warehouse.
Just an insurance policy.
561
00:19:17,881 --> 00:19:19,585
Right, Carl?
562
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:20,854
Carl?
563
00:19:20,887 --> 00:19:22,858
‐ I think Carl is dead.
564
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,363
‐ Okay, we're good to go.
565
00:19:25,396 --> 00:19:26,899
Krieger?
‐ Will you hurry up?
566
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,603
You're embarrassing me.
567
00:19:28,636 --> 00:19:29,805
‐ Damn it.
568
00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:31,341
‐ Who the hell is that?
569
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:32,745
Hey, don't need the light.
570
00:19:32,778 --> 00:19:34,615
‐ Then you should not
have crossed us.
571
00:19:34,648 --> 00:19:36,351
‐ Did we cross you?
‐ Probably.
572
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:37,855
We do cross a lot of people.
573
00:19:37,888 --> 00:19:39,324
‐ Yeah, who are you guys?
574
00:19:39,357 --> 00:19:40,459
‐ We're the guards
575
00:19:40,493 --> 00:19:42,230
from that warehouse
you blew up today.
576
00:19:42,263 --> 00:19:43,365
‐ Well, that's a relief.
577
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,702
‐ Why could that possibly
be a relief?
578
00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:46,438
‐ We know they're not
good guards.
579
00:19:46,471 --> 00:19:47,775
‐ Archer, he has a gun.
580
00:19:47,808 --> 00:19:49,244
‐ Yeah, we all have guns.
581
00:19:49,277 --> 00:19:51,381
‐ But we have nerve gas.
582
00:19:51,415 --> 00:19:53,653
Insurance policy!
583
00:19:53,686 --> 00:19:55,757
Cyril
Hiyah!
584
00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:56,793
‐ Oh.
585
00:19:58,295 --> 00:19:59,899
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, God.
586
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:00,934
‐ Whoo‐hoo!
587
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,907
All right, Cyril,
AKA Murderfoot!
588
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,877
The field agent is back!
589
00:20:05,911 --> 00:20:07,581
‐ I guess maybe I am.
590
00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:08,583
Ah!
591
00:20:08,616 --> 00:20:10,620
Cheese and crackers,
this pavement is uneven!
592
00:20:10,654 --> 00:20:11,656
‐ And he's gone.
593
00:20:11,689 --> 00:20:13,793
‐ Which we need to be.
594
00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:17,768
‐ Guys,
someone should say something.
595
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,672
‐ I stole a bunch
of his lube.
596
00:20:19,705 --> 00:20:21,509
‐ Amen.
597
00:20:25,817 --> 00:20:27,955
Who's ready to party?
598
00:20:27,988 --> 00:20:28,957
‐ He's alive?
599
00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:29,959
‐ Oh, thank God.
600
00:20:29,992 --> 00:20:31,529
‐ You didn't check
his pulse?
601
00:20:31,562 --> 00:20:33,767
‐ No.
We were crazy high!
602
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,804
‐ Oh.
Still are, to be honest.
603
00:20:35,837 --> 00:20:37,373
‐ Guys, grab the truck!
604
00:20:39,578 --> 00:20:41,014
‐ We...got this.
605
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,688
Oh, come on!
606
00:20:44,722 --> 00:20:46,759
‐ Thanks, Murderfoot.
607
00:20:55,476 --> 00:20:57,313
Um, why did it explode?
608
00:20:57,346 --> 00:20:58,583
‐ Oh, that was me.
609
00:20:58,616 --> 00:21:00,720
I learned a lesson today.
610
00:21:00,754 --> 00:21:01,989
No idea what it is.
611
00:21:02,023 --> 00:21:03,726
‐ Don't use lube
to make a tattoo?
612
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,995
‐ Sort of looks like
a palm tree.
613
00:21:05,029 --> 00:21:05,797
‐ I see a fountain pen.
614
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,302
It's a Rorschach tattoo!
615
00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:11,609
‐ Oh, yeah, Sandra.
616
00:21:12,611 --> 00:21:13,646
‐ How did you find us?
617
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,982
‐ I followed
the monster truck
618
00:21:15,015 --> 00:21:16,284
and the explosion
619
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,455
and whatever that cloud was.
620
00:21:18,489 --> 00:21:20,694
‐ Nerve gas.
‐ I'd say cyclosarin.
621
00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:22,598
‐ Jesus Christ!
622
00:21:22,631 --> 00:21:25,469
You realize the chemicals
you dumped in the ocean
623
00:21:25,504 --> 00:21:28,743
will probably kill ten times
the seals you saved.
624
00:21:28,776 --> 00:21:30,747
‐ In our defense,
going out was your idea.
625
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:34,354
‐ Because I didn't know
you were monsters!
626
00:21:34,387 --> 00:21:37,426
‐ Guys, the microchips
were for landmines.
627
00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:38,630
- Oh, of course!
- Oh, yeah!
628
00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:40,032
- Landmines!
- Obviously.
629
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,470
‐ The Pampage does it again!
630
00:21:42,504 --> 00:21:43,573
‐ Does what?
631
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:46,311
‐ Pampage! Pampage!
632
00:21:46,344 --> 00:21:49,083
all: Pampage!
Pampage! Pampage!
633
00:21:49,117 --> 00:21:51,321
Whoa!
‐ Oh, no.
634
00:21:52,891 --> 00:21:54,995
‐ Any second.
635
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:57,868
She's coming up.
636
00:22:00,907 --> 00:22:02,443
W‐we should probably
go get her.
637
00:22:02,476 --> 00:22:04,882
Pampage!
638
00:22:24,087 --> 00:22:27,093
‐ Made in Georgia.
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