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[calming music playing]
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-So--
-Shut up, everybody!
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And what do you mean,
Mother killed Woodhouse?
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-Me?
-Yes, you!
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-Yeah.
-Duh.
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Well, not, you know, not her personally,
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it was probably that golem of hers.
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[rumbling]
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[Mother] Mr. Zerk.
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It's obvious that Archer's
bungled this whole thing,
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which means we need to do
a little... housekeeping.
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[grumbling]
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And don't bring back a dirty shovel.
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[growling]
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[yawning]
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Oh, my God,
if someone doesn't bring me toast,
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I will literally die.
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[Archer] And how do you know about this?
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Oh, come on, everybody knows.
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Your partner got in too deep
on his dope bill,
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so she had that ape whack him.
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If I find out you're lying to me...
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Why would I lie?
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That bitch...
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Well, you know what they say,
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you lie down with dogs,
you wake up with fl--
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[all] Jesus!
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[Lana] What! What's the big idea?
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The big idea is we're going to Dreamland,
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and you're all gonna stay tied up
until I find out the truth.
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Who keeps this much rope in their trunk?
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Besides rapists?
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Mountain climbers?
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Yeah, climbing up
to their mountaintop rape-shed.
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-Their what?
-How would that even work?
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Are the victims already up there, or--
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[gunshot]
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And the next person who talks...
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Son of a-- What?
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No, I was... gonna say rope salesmen.
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[all] Oh, God!
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Anybody have a joke about socks?
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No? Okay, I got one.
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"Sock sock."
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And then you say "Who's there?"
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Okay, then I guess just pout.
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[suspicious music]
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[stammering] I don't understand.
Are you a cop?
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[laughing]
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Do I look like a cop?
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-No.
-And yet!
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I'm commandeering this vehicle!
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[screaming]
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[chuckling]
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[tires screeching]
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So listen, I don't wanna tell you
how to live your life,
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but if I were you I'd just
go ahead and jump out.
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[screeching]
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And I'd do it sooner rather than...
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[screaming]
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Later!
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[theme music playing]
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[Krieger] Double double, toil and trouble.
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Although if I'm being honest,
it's really no trouble. I love my work.
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Not as much as you do, obviously.
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All right, once my patient arrives...
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Well, speak of the devil. I was just--
Oh, damn it, what do you want?
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[growls]
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What?
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[growls]
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Well, don't bring it back dirty.
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Why, what do you think?
It ruins the spade.
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Because it ruins it.
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[Archer] Now sit down!
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Come on, I don't have all goddamn day!
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I mean I do, but--
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[Poovey mumbling around sock]
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What?
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[Len mumbling around sock]
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I can't understand a word you're saying.
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[Figgis mumbling around sock]
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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Yuck.
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I don't know, I didn't really
have anything, I was just--
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[all mumbling]
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There! Happy?
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What the hell is going on here?
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-Aha!
-Aha what?
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Aha...
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Um, hang on.
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Trexler? Why the hell are you here?
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-I--
-Aha!
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Okay, I got it now. Sit down.
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I beg your pardon?
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Sit down!
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Well, somebody likes to
chew his cabbage twice.
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-Both of you!
-All right!
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Rudolph the Rude-nosed Reindeer.
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Now then, would you mind telling me
what it is you think you're doing?
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I think it might be some kinda
Hercule Poirot-type deal,
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where he gathers everybody in the parlor.
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Have you lost your mind?
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Actually, maybe, I don't know.
I haven't slept in like a week
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and I've been eating Dexedrine
like candy, so--
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Are you seeing tracers yet?
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-I-- No, shut up.
-What is this all about?
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It's about you, killing my partner!
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What? Who told you that?
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-Trexler!
-Wh-- Trexler, you dirty liar!
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Well, now, technically
I said your goon killed him, but...
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We had nothing to do with it!
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Oh, and I'm just supposed
to take your word?
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-You took his!
-Well?
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Why would I have him killed?
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Because he owed you money!
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Okay, well, think about that statement.
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-[all] Strangely illogical.
-Yeah.
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It's not like he was walking around
with the money in his belly.
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Then why'd you send me down to Long Beach
the night my office was robbed?
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-Burgled.
-Whatevered!
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To spy on Trexler! We're competitors!
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I--
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Which is why, you idiot, he's trying
to frame me for killing your partner!
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Slander!
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-Sue me!
-I got a half a mind to!
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-You've got half a mind, period.
-And all the burns.
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And if I could, I'd sue you for hijacking
my truckload of whores!
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-That wasn't me, either!
-Yeah, Poovey took 'em.
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-Goddamn it.
-What?
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-Yeah, what?
-Oh, don't play dumb, Figgis!
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I'm not! I had no idea!
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-Or did he?
-Oh, you son of a bitch!
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Why ya throwin' me under the bus?
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I am gonna go buy a bus,
and literally throw you under it,
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and then drive it back and forth
on your face!
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See? Spoken like a true killer!
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Oh, like you're one to talk!
I got three men in the morgue!
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Again, that was Poovey.
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-What?
-Goddamn it!
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-[Figgis] I mean...
-[Poovey] Some people need to get shot!
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Case in point!
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[grumbling]
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[explosion]
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Hey, gang!
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[Dutch chuckling]
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What's happening?
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[all] What is he doing here?
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Are you kidding me?
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How are you here?
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Commandeered a vehicle.
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I mean how are you still alive?
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I dunno, I guess just clean livin'!
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And how did you know we were here?
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I didn't! No, no, this is just
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an almost unbelievable coincidence.
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No, I'm actually just here
for my blue stuff.
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Your what?
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So this is a little awkward.
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But he's actually my patient.
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[indistinct conversation]
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-I don't care what he is--
-He's a goddamn robot!
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-Actually--
-Nobody smashes up my club!
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Mr. Zerk!
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[growling]
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Okay, but we gotta make this quick.
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'Cause I'm about a quart low.
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A quart low on what?
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This! He has to have it to live!
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Yeah, so come on, Doc, fill 'er up.
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[Mother] Will somebody--
Archer, shoot him!
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-What? No, he's my life's work!
-Yeah.
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Plus it doesn't do any good. Look.
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Ow!
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Damn it, Archer! You did that on purpose!
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-Come on.
-[Poovey] Seriously?
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-What are you doing?
-Gettin' the hell outta here.
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Wh-- ? No, you're not!
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Well, ya say that...
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Come on, man, jam it in there
so I can start killing these shitheads.
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What? No, no, that's not what I--
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-Jam it!
-No!
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I won't have you become
just another mindless killing machine!
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How, could you possibly think
you're the boss of me?
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I'll show ya who's boss!
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How ya like that?
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-Meh.
-Well, then how about this?
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[struggling]
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Come on...
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I'm going as fast as I can!
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-What about me?
-What about you?
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Get me outta here alive, all right,
and the ransom money,
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-we'll call it even.
-Yeah.
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That's what you told Archer.
And look what good it did him!
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Wait...
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[smashing glass]
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[Archer] Oh, my God, that really hurt.
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[chuckling]
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Look at you,
whining like your little buddy.
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My what?
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Yeah. The little limey dope-fiend.
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When I gut-shot him and left him for dead.
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What?
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[indistinct chatter]
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Probably on Trexler's orders!
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What, no! I didn't--
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He didn't tell me to do it.
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Ow.
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[sighs]
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I did it just to see his light go out.
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Goddamn.
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[shouting]
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[chuckling]
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Plus he cut me off in traffic.
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You--
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-[Archer screaming]
-[all gasping]
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I'm sorry, what was that?
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I couldn't hear you over the sound
of your Adam's apple
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grinding against your spine.
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No, still nothin'.
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Hurry up!
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Jesus, you people would stand
in a bread line and ask for toast.
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Wait, there's toast?
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Why would there be toast?
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-Why wouldn't there be?
-[Krieger] Stop it!
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Stop it! Don't you see?
You're better than this!
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You don't have to be a killer!
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You can use your power
for the good of all mankind!
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Yeah, I could. But I was a murderer
before you turned me into a freak,
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so, I don't know why you thought
this was gonna have a happy ending.
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-But--
-Now go make me some blue stuff!
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Is that your final answer?
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Not if I have to come over there!
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[sighs]
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Well, I'm very sorry to hear that.
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Action!
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[dogs growling and barking]
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-Oh, God!
-What is that?
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What is that?
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Sweet mother of God!
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[all] Whoa! Holy shit!
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Wait, what is this?
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[shouting]
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Goddamn!
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-[screaming]
-[dogs barking and growling]
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Now I don't even know if I want toast.
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No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! Stop it! No!
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Holy shit. Glad I don't have
a flashback for that.
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Down! Down! Down! Goddammit,
do these mutts even speak Engl...
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-God!
-Jesus Christ!
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Dogs! Leave it!
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-Krieger?
-I don't--
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Dogs! Leave it!
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Oh, for the--
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[dog whimpers]
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[dogs growling]
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[all talking over each other]
258
00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:07,625
Why on earth would you do that?
259
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,169
They were ruining toast!
260
00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:15,758
[dogs growling]
261
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,763
Somebody do something.
262
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,432
Well, I already threw a chair, so...
263
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,184
Then you go do something!
264
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:27,353
Archer, shoot them!
265
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:28,813
No! They're all I have left!
266
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,981
-[cat meowing]
-You don't count!
267
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,447
Leave it!
268
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,370
Man, I don't know who to root against.
269
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,122
They saved your life!
270
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,498
Still though.
271
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,293
No!
272
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:53,879
[dog whimpering]
273
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,426
[all] Oh!
274
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:06,142
You saved my life!
275
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:07,393
[grumbling]
276
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:12,106
And was it... Was it because you love me?
277
00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:14,108
-[grumbling]
-Oh, my God.
278
00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:16,819
That is... without a doubt,
279
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,946
the saddest thing I have ever heard.
280
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,114
[grumbling]
281
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:24,452
I mean, in what kind of crazy dream-world
could we ever possibly be together?
282
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,247
Jesus Christ.
283
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,708
Should've shot her when I had the chance.
284
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:34,336
Okay, well, everything seems
under control here, so we'll just...
285
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,380
Where do you think you're going?
286
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,716
-Yeah. With my money!
-With my money!
287
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,885
Well, thanks a lot, T-man!
288
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,344
-[all] What?
-Drop the bag.
289
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,971
What did you call her?
290
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,973
-T-man.
-Oh, hey...
291
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,558
-But it's not what you think--
-Hey!
292
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,894
-It means Treasury agent--
-Hey!
293
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,980
Although right about now
I'm guessing she wishes it didn't.
294
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:55,024
-Son of a--
-Treasury agent?
295
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,026
-Look--
-No, you look!
296
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,152
[all gasping]
297
00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,403
Hey, be careful, it's got a--
298
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,446
-Zip it!
-I--
299
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:01,405
I can explain!
300
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:05,201
Yes. Please explain what you've been doing
in my bar for the past year.
301
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:08,204
Because either you were
moonlighting as a singer
302
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,581
just to make ends meet
on a government salary,
303
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,334
or you were working undercover
to bring me down!
304
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,668
Or both!
305
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,923
Not helping! But if I were undercover,
306
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:24,011
obviously my agency would be in the know,
and so if anything happened to me, you'd--
307
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,304
-[gunshot]
-[all gasp]
308
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:26,597
Oh!
309
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,474
Lana! What the shit, Mother?
310
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:31,685
I didn't mean to!
This damn thing's got a hair trigger!
311
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,646
That's what I was trying to tell you!
312
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,105
-When?
-Before!
313
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,316
-Hair trigger my ass, gimme that!
-[gunshot]
314
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:38,526
Oh, shit!
315
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,402
Lana!
316
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,987
Man, that is a hair trigger.
317
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,405
Goddamn it, Poovey!
318
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,074
How was that my fault?
319
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,451
-Lana!
-Archer?
320
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,536
Shhh...
321
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,037
You're gonna be okay.
322
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,914
Somebody call an ambulance!
323
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:54,583
I already threw a chair.
324
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,584
[Lana] Archer...
325
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,671
I'm sorry.
326
00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:01,048
Why are you sorry?
327
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,801
I got blood on you.
328
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,555
Well, I blew a load on your dress, so--
329
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,597
[gunshot]
330
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,557
Poovey!
331
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,517
-I'm sorry! I--
-[gunshot]
332
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,352
-Poovey!
-Goddamn it! I--
333
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,311
[gunshot]
334
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,647
-Drop the goddamn gun!
-Okay!
335
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:17,773
[gunshot]
336
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,650
Oh!
337
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,028
Is she...
338
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,405
Yes!
339
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:25,906
Phew!
340
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,534
-What?
-What? I was asking if she's okay.
341
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:29,994
[all talking]
342
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:34,748
No, Poovey, she is the exact opposite
of okay! She's dead!
343
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:39,336
Because she got shot seven times
and nobody could possibly survive that!
344
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,381
Not even in a parallel universe!
345
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,552
What the hell are you looking at?
346
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:49,179
No, just... Okay, so she's dead.
347
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:53,309
Yes! She's dead! Forever and ever!
348
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,061
On infinite fucking earths!
349
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,607
I prayed for my two dogs.
350
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,652
Now my dogs are dead.
351
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,946
Shut up! And gimme that!
352
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,949
-Poovey, I'm giving you half.
-Of the money?
353
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,242
-Wait a minute!
-Are you nuts?
354
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,162
But you have to promise to set
those Chinese ladies up in business.
355
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,831
Oh, my God, I've got so many ideas!
356
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,293
Whoa, who says you get to decide
who gets the money?
357
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,587
John Moses Browning.
358
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,964
Well, news flash,
Mister Tough and Smart Guy,
359
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,299
you're out of ammo!
360
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,388
Get him!
361
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,061
Goddamn it.
362
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,395
-[all] What?
-[all] What is it?
363
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,605
There's no money.
364
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:44,026
Just these weird German nudie mags
about sports and...
365
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:45,945
Implied incest.
366
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,529
[Cecil] There's no incest!
367
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,698
They're all just really happy
to be together,
368
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,659
-and outside, and...
-[Trinette] Naked.
369
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,286
Well, and healthy. As a family.
370
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,705
Whatever. Now is not the time.
371
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,667
Oh, right. Sorry, Father. Please continue.
372
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:05,589
And do you, Cecil, take Trinette
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
373
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,841
Hmm... Ow!
374
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,510
I do!
375
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,849
So, I guess I'll see you around.
376
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,435
[slow jazz music playing]
377
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:36,787
[Archer] And so that's pretty much that,
I guess. Vengeance-wise.
378
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,123
And I don't know if you feel avenged,
379
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,542
or if that even matters to you.
380
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:45,421
Tell you what I do know, is robot dogs?
Jesus Christ.
381
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,760
And I know the case took a long time,
but like you always said,
382
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:56,598
I have a tendency to get sidetracked.
Which, honestly, was kinda shitty of you.
383
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,103
And the smart thing would've been
to read your envelope full of clues
384
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,856
and then start rampaging, but--
385
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,483
Holy shit, I wonder if that was your will.
386
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,905
Although I can't imagine you having
anything that I would possibly want.
387
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,743
I mean, I'll swing by your apartment
and take a look around, but...
388
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,832
What else, what else?
Oh, I brought you some heroin.
389
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,002
Hopefully some kids won't walk by
and eat it.
390
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,129
Oh, and also, a rock.
391
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,215
I didn't know if you were Jewish.
We never talked about that.
392
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:33,844
I guess mainly because
you were so weirdly private.
393
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,221
But even so, Woodhouse.
394
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,811
[bottle breaking]
395
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,272
I'm gonna miss the shit outta you.
396
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,524
Okay, I'll see ya.
397
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,235
I dunno, next week, or...
398
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,448
You know what? Let's play it by ear.
399
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,347
What the... Hello?
400
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:20,933
Hello?
401
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,811
Hey, where the hell are you guys?
402
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:28,273
Hello? Hello? Wait, what's this?
403
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,610
Dear policeman...
404
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,744
[sobbing] I love you so much.
405
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:57,761
[theme music playing]
406
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,848
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