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[suspicious music playing]
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So, what are we--
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How the hell are you walking around?
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I'm sorry. Should I not be?
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Are you... Wait, are you kidding, or--
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Archer! Archer, you shut your mouth!
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-Because seriously, if you're not--
-Archer!
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You need to go rustle up a dime
and call Robert goddamn Ripley.
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Wait a minute! I know that voice...
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[Archer] So you're saying
when I drive this truck out of here,
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you'd prefer I drove over your head,
not your ankles.
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Wait, what? No, no. No, I meant--
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I know what you meant.
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[screaming]
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Ow!
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You! You turned me into a freak!
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I think you might be confusing me
with your personal shopper.
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My what?
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What are you wearing? You look like--
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Ya like that, Archer?
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[Archer] No.
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'Cause that's the best you're gonna feel
for the rest of your short life!
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And as for you, Poovey--
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Pop pop pop pop...
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What, you don't want Figgis
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and ol' Lenny here to know you were--
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You're under arrest, Dutch!
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You have the right to remain silent!
Or get shot in the face!
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[inhales cigarette]
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Go nuts.
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Your funeral.
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Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no--
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[gunshots]
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Son of a--
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No, no, no, no--
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Stop it!
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I mean--
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You know the definition of insanity?
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You! You're the definition! You!
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That was rhetorical, shitheel!
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The definition of insanity is--
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Suppressing fire!
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Ow!
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What, did you eat a bunch of magnets?
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Seriously.
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Doing the same thing over and over
and expecting a different result.
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Oh, for... That's the ransom money!
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-The what?
-And my bag!
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Which, again, was a gift!
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Ah!
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Isn't that right, Trexler? Trexler?
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Archer!
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[screaming]
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We gotta get out,
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we gotta get out...
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He's gonna... We gotta...
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You're not a vegetarian, are you?
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We gotta... What?
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Snap out of it.
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Jesus, that hurt.
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Right?
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Come on, I snapped already!
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I know. I know. That one was just for me.
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[theme music playing]
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Ow!
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And that one was for the Chinese ladies.
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Yeah, so about that--
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[Dutch] Trexler!
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-You were saying?
-Never mind!
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You gotta get me outta here!
You saw him, he's invincible!
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But how? He's like...
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He's a goddamn robot!
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Ow!
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At the risk of another meatslap
you're kind of an asshole.
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Woo!
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[grunting]
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[laughing]
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Oh, man.
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Hmm...
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[grunting]
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Jesus Christ!
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-He ain't gonna help you!
-[Lana] Grab the gimp.
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Hang on, let me try something.
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We tried that! Grab the gimp!
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Woo!
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Yeah!
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Now go, go, go!
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[chuckling]
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[Dutch] Aren't you gonna stay for supper?
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-I don't think I could eat.
-Will that hold him?
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It's three inches of solid-- Oh, shit!
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-Damn!
-See?
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[Dutch laughing]
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What the...
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Jesus! He's some kinda robot!
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[Dutch] Oh, I'll say.
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[laughing]
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I mean...
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[Dutch] Whoops? [laughing]
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Go! Go!
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What do you mean, a robot?
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I mean, I know a guy who knows a guy,
who knows a guy who knows a...
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-Guy?
-Nazi scientist--
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-What?
-Former! I guess. I don't know.
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Anyway, the guy is
a bona fide mad scientist.
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[chuckling]
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Or is that just affected and weird?
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And you're telling me this crazy Nazi
can turn people into robots?
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Yes! With metal bones!
Motor oil for blood!
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Like the tin man!
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-Okay, A, the tin man's not a robot--
-The tin man is a--
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A magical being! Like a leprechaun,
Pinocchio, an enchanted nutcracker.
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Whatever! He doesn't have a heart!
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Just like that sick bastard out there!
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He killed my guys!
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Mike.
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-Fat Mike.
-Aww...
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-It's all your fault!
-What?
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You're the one who crushed
his goddamn ankles!
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Rescuing innocent women
from a lifetime of sexual slavery!
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-Like a meddling asshole!
-Wh--
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But get me out of here alive,
and the ransom money,
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we'll call it even, okay?
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-We're way more than even.
-Wh-- How do you figure?
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Because your final thought on this earth
wasn't about how my gun tasted.
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Fair enough.
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Right. Okay, how's my face look?
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It's good. How's it feel?
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-Honestly, not that bad.
-What's that, codeine?
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Yeah, mixed with some Dexedrine.
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"The Adventures of Dex and Cody."
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Let me ask you, should you be doing that?
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"Should you be doing that?"
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Actually no, probably not.
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Come on, move it! What are you, hourly?
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I mean...
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Is it just me, or is it cold?
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-It's you.
-Well, your shock.
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Just checking.
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He needs a hospital!
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-No shit.
-Easy!
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-Well?
-I think I own one.
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That's great. Where are your keys?
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Applejack drove--
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-What?
-What?
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Keys, idiot!
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Ew!
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-Son of a--
-I'm priapic! From the shock!
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Shock doesn't cause priapisms!
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-Sickle-cell anemia?
-No.
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Then I can only assume I was bitten
by a Brazilian Wandering Spider.
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-Ew!
-Ow!
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I bet they fell out in the house.
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Oh, damn it! Can you hot-wire it?
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Why are you asking me?
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Because you know all that shit
about putting breakfast in the radiator!
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-What?
-For a leak. Potatoes, an egg...
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That's pretty common knowledge.
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-No, it's not.
-Also pepper.
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-Can you hot-wire it?
-No.
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[Figgis] Nobody can.
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Because it's English and it's stupid,
with a bunch of stupid English wires.
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[yawns]
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I don't have time for this shit!
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Not if that crazy Kraut was on the level
about that Factor-K shit.
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And also... I've lost track of time!
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What was that?
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Sounds like somebody's
smashing up all your shit.
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With a halberd.
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[Dutch whoops]
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Yeah. Can't have anything nice.
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That halberd was pretty nice.
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Yeah, was. And why are we going up?
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M-m.
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Something's not right.
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[Charlotte] I'll say.
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I didn't think it was possible,
but somehow being kidnapped
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is even more boring
than my mother's funeral.
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I meant with Archer and the ransom!
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-Still though.
-Mr. Zerk.
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[grumbles]
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If the wheels end up
coming off this thing,
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obviously I'll need you to... tie up
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all the remaining loose ends.
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[sighs]
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[romantic music playing]
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[blows raspberry]
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I wonder what could've gone wrong.
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[grunting]
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Son of a bitch.
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Is the parking brake off?
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-Oh.
-Goddamn it.
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-Sorry.
-Will you hurry up?
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He's not lookin' too good!
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You're lookin' real good.
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[Cecil groans]
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But try that hard-on shit with me
I'll kick your dick off your body.
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Fair enough.
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[Poovey grunting]
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Come on!
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Oh, shut up, you were gonna ditch me!
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-Yeah, and it woulda served you right!
-How?
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Oh, don't play dumb with me!
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That crazy robot was
just about to finger you
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for stealing Trexler's whores!
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-Wait what?
-Finger who? Ow!
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That was Archer!
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What the hell would I want
with a bunch of Chinese broads?
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[Poovey inhaling with a wheeze]
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[exhaling weakly]
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[clapping]
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Okay, okay.
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Jeez, knock it off!
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Maybe they got us some new diapers.
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[baby coos]
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Ya know?
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I wasn't implying you kept them.
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Wait, hang on, did you?
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Are we gonna stand here all night
yanking our goddamn... genitals?
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Yes, where did we land on that?
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Hey, my keys!
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I mean...
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Right? What are the odds?
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Because, asshole, if we hadn't gone
upstairs we wouldn't be... whatever!
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-Shinnying?
-Exactly!
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Exactly. And this is the last place
he'd ever think to look for us, so--
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-[Dutch] Hey, guys!
-Wha--
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[chuckling]
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Oh, wow!
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[both] Oh, shit!
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[crash]
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[laughing]
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[Lana] And you're sure
you can drive a stick?
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As long as I can find the manual!
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[laughing]
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-Hospital!
-Okay, jeez, I'm going!
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Guess I better not stall.
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This is a cigar.
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Go!
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And since Archer was kind enough
to leave his keys in the ignition, get in!
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Um...
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We'll just take my car.
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No, actually, you'll come with me!
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-To where?
-Wh-- My headquarters!
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What, like some drag club?
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For the-- I'm not a transvestite!
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I'm a treasury agent!
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[both] What?
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And you two are under arrest.
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[both] What?
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Kidnapping, conspiracy to
commit kidnapping, grand larceny...
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Oh, and while we're on the subject,
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I'll go ahead and take the ransom money.
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Well, you say that...
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Hey, whoa, whoa!
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00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:29,563
Well. Looks like we've got ourselves
a Mexican standoff.
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Oh, does it now?
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-Yes.
-Poovey!
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Oh, right.
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Wh--? Not at me, you idiot! At her!
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Yeah, she doesn't have the money.
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Oh, you have got to be kidding!
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Poovey, put the gun down.
264
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,536
-Right?
-Shut up.
265
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,621
Listen to me, you testify against him,
266
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:49,708
the judge'll go easy on you,
and you're out in like... 20 years!
267
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,210
-What?
-I meant months!
268
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:53,129
Nice try, Eliot Mess!
269
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,005
Now hand over the dough, Figgis.
270
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,133
[Archer and Len yelling]
271
00:11:58,968 --> 00:11:59,844
What the...?
272
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,762
[Archer] Whatever this is
we don't have time for it!
273
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,015
Excuse me! I am effecting an arrest!
274
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,809
Great, while you're at it arrest him!
275
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:07,852
Who?
276
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,395
[shouting]
277
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,944
If for nothing else, that outfit.
278
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:23,951
[giggling]
279
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,121
Now where do you think you're going?
280
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,914
[Archer] Nowhere, apparently!
281
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:32,001
-Will you get the hell off me?
-I should drive!
282
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,879
-Why should you possibly drive?
-Why should you drive?
283
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:38,382
Because A, it's my car,
and B, you're a woman!
284
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,926
Hopefully. Now move!
285
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:45,556
Nice!
286
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:48,225
-Holy shit!
-Right? Actually...
287
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,186
[all exclaiming]
288
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,315
[crash]
289
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,526
Eat a dick, Gort.
290
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,574
-[thump]
-What the... Oh, come on.
291
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,659
-No!
-Damn it!
292
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,455
Hey, we should go to a drive-in!
293
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,252
-What?
-Whoa!
294
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,629
[laughing]
295
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,257
For the love of God, man, do something!
296
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,593
Yeah.
297
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,136
Goddamn it!
298
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,557
-Hang on.
-[Dutch] I am!
299
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,309
Not you, idiot.
300
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,692
[Dutch] Archer!
301
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,402
[laughing]
302
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,779
Holy shit!
303
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,531
-Did you see that?
-I've seen better.
304
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:47,743
Yes, hurray, and now, can you drive us all
to the federal building downtown?
305
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,746
Okay, and why would I do that?
306
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,831
Because you're all under arrest.
307
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,834
-Oh, yeah, what was up with that?
-She's a T-man!
308
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:59,922
Okay, but I'm almost positive that's,
you know, like an insulting term, for--
309
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:03,384
For the last time!
I am not a transvestite!
310
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,553
Well, probably not the last time, but--
311
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:08,264
-I am a treasury agent!
-What?
312
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,933
And, again, you are all under arrest!
313
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,436
[all laughing]
314
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,690
How is that so goddamn funny?
315
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,110
Oh, my God... because...
316
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,529
That!
317
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,282
Oh, yeah? Well, how about that?
318
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,158
Yeah! That's what I thought!
319
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,411
Not that, dummy.
320
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,288
[engine revving]
321
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,582
-That.
-Seriously?
322
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,300
I'm starting to think you guys
don't wanna hang out!
323
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,761
Can somebody...
324
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,681
-Suppressing fire!
-[gunshots]
325
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:51,974
[gun fires with no bullets]
326
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,851
[laughing]
327
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,686
Wait, were those blanks?
328
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:58,689
Jesus Christ, Figgis,
you couldn't suppress a cough!
329
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:02,526
-Yes, I could!
-I apologize, I stand corrected.
330
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,904
[gunshots]
331
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,697
Goddamn it, woman!
332
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,824
Do you have any idea how bad that is--
333
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,663
I swear to God,
if I have to stop this car--
334
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:15,831
[gunshots]
335
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,001
Good idea!
Here, let me give you a hand with that!
336
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,045
[metal scraping]
337
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:30,512
Jesus! Can somebody, please, shoot him?
338
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,182
Goddamn it.
339
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,183
-I'm out.
-Yep.
340
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,809
-I obviously am.
-Me too.
341
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,853
Oh, my God. Okay, take the wheel!
342
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,313
-Take the what?
-The wheel!
343
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,024
And put your foot on the gas!
I'm gonna jump on the bike!
344
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,734
Yeah!
345
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,611
-No, you're not!
-Yes, I am!
346
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,446
Big man! Feelin' froggy!
347
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,824
-Damn it!
-Just drive the car, you asshole!
348
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,243
-[Archer] I can do it!
-[Lana] No, you can't!
349
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,828
It's like my signature move!
350
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,914
And here I thought your signature move
351
00:15:56,997 --> 00:16:00,209
was blowing your load
all over a woman's dress during foreplay!
352
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,295
-Wow.
-Right?
353
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,672
Totally.
354
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,674
I mean, would you not just die?
355
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,050
Okay, you know what?
356
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,302
What the--
357
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,554
Yeah, laugh it up... laughers!
358
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,224
And since you like jokes
so goddamn much...
359
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,935
No, no, no, no, no, no--
360
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,812
No!
361
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,438
[grunting]
362
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,820
Whoa.
363
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,574
Oh, hey!
364
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,451
Did you hear the one about--
365
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,744
Oh, my God!
366
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,957
-Archer, wait!
-[Archer] Or the one about--
367
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,625
Jesus Christ!
368
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:46,755
-Archer!
-[Archer] Or, here's one! Knock knock!
369
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,513
Who's there? Interrupting cow.
370
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,140
Interrupting cow--
371
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:59,768
Typical! Typical! Typical! Typical!
372
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:08,569
What could possibly have been typical
about that?
373
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:12,614
-Me! I always do shit like this!
-Like what?
374
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,451
All I wanted to do was find out
who killed my partner Woodhouse,
375
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,245
and the next thing I know
I've disappeared up my own asshole
376
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:22,541
and I'm manumitting sex slaves
and grossly abusing corpses
377
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:26,086
and trying to source a finger
for some weird psychosexual kidnapping,
378
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,839
and then, to top off all the bullshit,
379
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,884
getting chased by goddamn robots!
380
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,471
I mean fucking halberds, Jesus Christ.
381
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,891
Wait, wait, wait, what was that?
382
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:41,727
-Halberds!
-No, did you...
383
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,729
You said your partner's name
was Woodhouse?
384
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,189
Yeah, why?
385
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,108
Woodhouse, the dope-fiend detective.
386
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,319
What-- You-- Yes! Why?
387
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,945
Because, and I'm sorry kid,
388
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,906
I don't know how to break this
to you, but...
389
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,532
But what?
390
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,036
Mother killed Woodhouse.
391
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:02,998
What?
392
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,044
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