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[suspicious music playing]
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So, uh, what are we doing?
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Are we just jumping
right into this, or--
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[Archer choking]
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Now, then, I assume I have
your undivided attention?
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Good. Because you have mine.
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And I am just dying to know
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why I'm not rolling around
in a million dollars
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like a kitten with a million dollars.
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Well? I'm waiting.
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[choking]
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I'm sorry. All I'm hearing is "gurnk."
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Did someone named Gurnk take it?
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Well?
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I've got all night. And he's hourly, so...
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He wants the check.
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No, I think a pen.
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Damn it.
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[choking]
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Palm. Palm reader.
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Palm reader?
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Palm reader!
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Palm... hand...
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Handwriting!
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Paper.
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Damn it!
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There's a nice way to do that.
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[choking continues]
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Hard surface.
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I just adore parlor games.
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When I was a little girl, we used to--
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-[Mother] Don't do that.
-Do what?
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Humanize yourself.
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I don't know what that idiot's
scribbling over there,
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so there's still a chance
I'll have to mail somebody your foot.
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[Charlotte] Ew.
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You don't know the half of it.
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[choking]
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What is this even supposed to be?
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[Charlotte] Seriously?
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Why didn't you just write it?
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Palm reader!
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[choking]
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Oh, just let him go.
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[coughing]
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Well? I actually don't have all night.
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[breathing deeply]
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Cops...
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Cops took it.
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[theme song playing]
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The cops took it.
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Yes.
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Well, isn't that convenient?
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No. Actually, it's extremely
inconvenient, because--
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Hang on.
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Because then I have to come back here
to Frankenstein's bullshit.
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Common misconception.
Frankenstein was the doctor
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and not the monster.
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I would have gone with Pantagruel.
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Oh, and the next time you put
your hands on me, you better kill me.
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Oh, I think that goes without saying.
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Look, her brother...
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Shut up...Must've brought the cops,
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and then they double-crossed him
and stole the ransom.
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So I chased them,
but then Figgis shot out my tire, and--
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-Figgis?
-Yeah. Him and Poovey, they--
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Tell me this doesn't have anything
to do with Trexler's missing whores.
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Okay. Although, come to think of it--
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If Figgis doesn't square things
with Trexler,
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he's walking around dead
and just doesn't know it yet.
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Not unlike Frankenstein's monster!
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Or you.
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And so, since you know
where those bent coppers
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are taking the money...
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Go get it!
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Okay, but before that,
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I haven't slept in, like,
literally four days, so--
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I have Dexedrine.
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Gimme.
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Oh, and here.
You should also take the codeine,
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just in case you need to
smooth down the jagged edges.
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Although I'm not sure which is which.
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I mean...
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-[Figgis] Are you crazy?
-[Poovey] No. Shut up.
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Come on. Listen.
Trexler doesn't know we have the money--
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So what?
He knows I owe him the money!
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Jesus, are you suicidal?
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Me? Hell, no. I've got tons to live for.
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[announcer] Bai Poovey.
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Chang Poovey.
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Guong Poovey.
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-Jiang Poovey.
-Goddamn it.
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I promised I wouldn't cry.
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Liling Poovey.
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Well, promise broken!
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Peng Poovey.
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Oh, Peng! Oh, he overcame dyslexia!
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-You, on the other hand...
-What about me?
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No, just, you know, you said "suicide."
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And?
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Oh, come on!
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White? Divorced? Cop?
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Access to a firearm? Cuckold?
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Statistically, you're already dead.
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Well, I am if we don't
take Trexler his money!
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There were two cars
chasing us in the park, remember?
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For all we know,
those were Trexler's guys!
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Wha-- How? Trexler didn't even
know the drop was happening!
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-Well, then, who were they?
-I don't know!
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But whoever they were,
betcha they're pissed.
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Throw me out of a goddamn car,
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ya limp-dick gumshoe son of a bitch!
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New dress all shit-housed.
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New Delman heel somewhere
in the goddamn idiot woods.
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Got grass and goddamn dirt
up my crack.
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I swear to Christ, when I find your ass,
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you're gonna wish I had died, because...
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Can I... help you?
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I'm commandeering this vehicle.
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[laughing]
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You're what?
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Commandeering this vehicle.
I'm a detective. LAPD, so--
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Look, lady-- and here,
obviously, I'm using the word "lady"
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in the very broadest possible sense--
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I'm sorry that prick Archer
shoved you out of a moving car,
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but I am in no mood for--
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[gun cocks]
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Well, that, for one thing.
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Let's go, toots. I got places to be.
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Okay. A, the free clinic's
not even open till 9:00--
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Oh, hardy-har-har.
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-And two--
-What the--
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-Yeah.
-Who the hell do you think you are?
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah. "Oh, shit."
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Special Agent Lana Kane.
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Trinette... McGoon.
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Nice to meet ya, Detective McGoon.
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-I'm not really a cop.
-No shit.
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So, what are you, like, in the FBI?
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No. The FBI doesn't have
any female agents.
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They did have one, Alaska P. Davidson,
but J. Edna fired her.
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"J. Edna"?
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Hoover. And trust me,
history will not be kind to that man.
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-How come?
-Well, besides his being a misogynistic,
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anti-Semitic, anti-Catholic racist--
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-Anti-Catholic?
-...how do you feel about cross-dressing?
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I try not to judge people.
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Well, then, you're in the minority.
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Yeah, speaking of...
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FBI? Literally, maybe five Negro agents.
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-Actually, probably less--
-Fewer.
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Shut up. Since Marcus Garvey died.
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So, no, I work in the Intelligence Unit
of the Internal Revenue Service.
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[laughing]
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What? The IRS has cops?
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Yes!
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Doing what?
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-Ever heard of Al Capone?
-Seriously?
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Well, he died in prison thanks to the IRS.
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He died in prison thanks to
tertiary neurosyphilis.
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Well, okay, fine.
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Uh... Oh! Oh!
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The Lindbergh kidnapping.
The IRS solved that.
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Oh, yeah, I bet they were so happy
to get their dead baby back.
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-Don't be a twat.
-Fair enough.
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[Archer] I thought it was unfair
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for Mother to blame me
for the drop going tits-up.
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After all, she was supposed
to be helping me find Woodhouse's killer.
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But so far, she's done nothing. Right?
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Hey, I said, "Right?"
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Oh, Jesus, I thought I was talking
to a tramp or a dog, or...
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Man, this Dexedrine
really does have an edge.
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Better take one of these codeines.
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Although I'm not sure which is which,
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or what I've actually been taking.
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So... better take one of each.
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Well, or two, maybe.
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Or three.
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Three, and that's it. Done.
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Okay, five.
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So, what's wrong with this thing?
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There's a bullet hole in the radiator.
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Yeah, there is.
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-You got a raw potato?
-No.
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-A raw egg?
-No.
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-Black pepper?
-No, Trinette's concussion!
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You think I got a concussion?
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Maybe, with your crazy jibber-jabber
about Spanish omelet ingredients!
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Huh? No, dummy.
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Those are just jerry-rigged ways
to fix a leaky radiator.
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What?
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Throw a chunk of potato
or some pepper in there, cap it.
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The steam pressure shoves it
in the hole and seals it up.
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Same with an egg. You crack it in,
it cooks on the way to the hole.
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Bullshit.
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Come on. That's common knowledge.
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It is absolutely not.
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Why do you think it's called
the "potato compartment"?
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Why do I think the glove compartment
is called the "potato compartment"?
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-"Glove compartment"?
-Is this some Irish bullshit?
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-Oh, now who's a racist?
-Oh, for the--
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Even if I shoved an entire
uncooked breakfast in there--
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-Which you wouldn't wanna do.
-All the water already leaked out.
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Well, yeah, so you just piss in it.
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-I think we should split up.
-What?
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Yeah, you don't need me.
I'm just slowing you down. So...
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Come on. Don't say that.
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No, yeah, you should go. Away.
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-You sure?
-So very.
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Well, okay, then. I--
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Guess I'll just ride with this mook.
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What the...
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Good evening, ladies.
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Why are you here, Mr. VanderTunt?
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In the hope the kidnappers
left my bag behind. It was a gift.
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Well, you're out of luck.
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And those cops you brought
stole the money.
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What? Those finks!
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Yeah, that prick Archer said one of 'em
owed a bunch of money to Len Trexler.
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Well, then, that's where we're going.
We're commandeering this vehicle.
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Can obvious prostitutes do that?
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I'm not an obvious prostitute!
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She's a T-man, ya dummy.
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Wow! I would not have guessed that.
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Not a transvestite, a treasury agent!
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And quit blabbing that around.
Bel-Air Road.
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-Go!
-Yes, sir!
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-"Ma'am"!
-[Cecil] Sorry! However you self-identify!
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Will you calm down?
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I just wanna get some hot water!
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Well, you'll be in hot water
if you try to sneak off
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before Archer comes back
with that ransom money.
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I heard you!
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You make being kidnapped just awful.
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There's a reason they say
"kidnapping victim"
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and not "kidnapping winner."
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[Krieger] What's that?
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[screams]
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Don't you have a house to haunt?
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No.
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And what is that? What do you have?
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Um...
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Nothing.
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I think it was something.
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Boy, you don't miss a trick.
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We'll see how funny you are
hopping around on one foot.
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[chuckles]
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That actually does sound funny.
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[Lana] And wait.
Weren't you wearing a polo uniform?
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Did you go home and change?
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I did, yes.
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In all the excitement
of the ransom drop, I evacuated.
254
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,765
Yeah, well, I would've hightailed it too.
255
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,017
No, no, no, no. Common misconception.
256
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:11,021
When a person evacuates, it means
they empty their bladder and bowels.
257
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:14,191
-Ew!
-Well, I'm sorry. I didn't invent Latin.
258
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,735
-So what do you call this?
-No.
259
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,904
-What, the potato compart--
-No.
260
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,406
-Spud box?
-No!
261
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:23,075
-Tater hutch.
-[groans]
262
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,702
I knew we'd get there eventually.
263
00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:27,371
Can we eventually get to Trexler's?
264
00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,540
I mean, presumably.
265
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,584
Oh! I swear to God...
266
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,502
[Figgis] Poovey, if you don't shut up--
267
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,796
[Poovey] No, you shut up! Come on! Wait!
268
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,715
It's not too late to turn back.
269
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:41,051
Yes. It is. And why the hell
are you so desperate for money?
270
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:44,430
Because you know how much it's gonna cost
to send a kid to Stanford in 1967?
271
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,057
I know if you don't shut up,
you won't have to worry about it,
272
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,144
because I'm gonna shoot you
in the... genitals!
273
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,938
Now, why would the door be open?
274
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:56,275
Maybe he's got a selfish partner
who left the door open on purpose
275
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,569
so his new puppy
could get run over by a car.
276
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,988
Oh, and the puppy's name is Dreams!
277
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,574
Oh, go ahead.
278
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:04,742
Blow it off!
279
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,286
Something's not right, you idiot.
280
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:08,370
Oh.
281
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:13,334
[Cecil] So, Trinette, as a prostitute,
282
00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,628
how do you feel about role-playing--
283
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,880
-Whatever fluffs your feathers.
-Please let me finish.
284
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:22,134
Where the story revolves around merkins,
mistaken identities, and incest.
285
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,053
And it's a musical.
286
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,263
No, you lumpy little pervert!
287
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:29,141
-What happened to not judging people?
-There's a limit.
288
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,561
Well, yes, of course.
That's why we would have a safe word...
289
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,314
That only I would know!
290
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,150
You're fucking weird.
291
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,860
[laughing]
292
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,739
[Archer chuckling]
293
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,534
Archer Oh, man. Never gets old.
294
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:50,329
I don't wanna sound greedy,
but maybe, if I'm lucky,
295
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:53,499
I can get the money
and get Figgis murdered.
296
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,584
Whoa. I--
297
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,211
I may have over-smoothed.
298
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,923
Yeah, definitely a little
too smooth, because--
299
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,968
Hang on. Did I just open that?
300
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,762
No, dummy. You just got here. Hey!
301
00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:08,889
Come on, Archer.
Get your shit together.
302
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,559
Door wide open,
none of Trexler's goons around?
303
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,519
Something smells fishy.
304
00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,104
But also...
305
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,107
Kind of like cuy.
306
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,949
I know. It sounds disgusting,
307
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,910
but trust me, it is utterly delicious.
308
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,454
-And taboo!
-Jesus Christ!
309
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,416
Your family tree must look
like a telephone pole.
310
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,126
Seriously.
311
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,587
Okay. There's Archer's car, the cops'--
312
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:41,672
Park behind them.
313
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,549
And both of you wait here.
314
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,092
With pleasure.
315
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,927
I'm not staying out here with him.
316
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:51,015
Okay. Trinette, come with me.
You stay here.
317
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,517
-But--
-No "buts!" Except yours, in that seat!
318
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,978
-Those--
-I know! They're homophones!
319
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,105
-Now sit!
-Oh, all right.
320
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,650
I suppose I could use this time
to constantly honk the horn.
321
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:10,993
Oh, my God! This place is amazing!
322
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,370
Sorry. I'm just extremely wealthy.
323
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,831
And loud. Now, shut up and--
324
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,750
Oh, wait a minute.
Why would the door be open?
325
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,252
Was that rhetorical?
326
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,795
No. Now come on.
327
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:25,716
Because it could've been left open
for any number of reasons.
328
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,844
Only some of which are sinister.
329
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:32,181
You are so lucky I don't have a silencer.
330
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:34,558
I'm also just lucky in general.
331
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:41,065
-Did you hear that?
-Obviously.
332
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,942
Do you think it was
one of Trexler's goons?
333
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,236
Oh, boy, I hope so.
You know, as opposed to a ghost.
334
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,614
There's just so few of them
who are friendly.
335
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:50,199
I mean, basically you got...
336
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,575
[thumping]
337
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:53,869
Casper?
338
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,537
What the...
339
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,957
Oh...
340
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,334
Was that a lighter? Can we smoke?
341
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,294
Shut up! And no!
342
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,214
It's medicinal.
343
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,840
Gimme.
344
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,676
Stay here.
345
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,261
Mm-kay.
346
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:14,723
Before this is over,
please, don't be surprised if I shoot you.
347
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,808
Mm-kay.
348
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,894
What the-- Holy shit!
349
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,648
Is that... marijuana?
350
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:25,317
Oh, come on. Give it a rest.
351
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,611
-Give what a rest?
-Oh, my God. Look,
352
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,322
how or why you did it,
I don't know, and I don't care,
353
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,741
but I know burnt pubes
when I smell 'em!
354
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,493
First of all, I-- Wait.
355
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:36,620
Why do you know
what burnt pubes smell like?
356
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,789
Because I grew up on a farm.
357
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,250
Son of a--
358
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,502
-What was that?
-Hold this.
359
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,880
Gonna do your armpits?
360
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:49,299
Huh.
361
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,219
That's not very Casper-y.
362
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,598
Do you think it's Trexler's?
363
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,018
Oh, please! With your luck?
364
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,520
Oh, sweet mother of Christ!
365
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,939
What the hell is happening?
366
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,692
-And why the hell are you here?
-That's it?
367
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:10,112
No "Sorry I shoved you
out of a moving frickin' car"?
368
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:13,365
I said sorry in advance.
And what are you doing here?
369
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,325
And, follow up,
why do you have a gun?
370
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,370
-Because, you dick, she's a--
-Trinette!
371
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,205
-She means "transvestite."
-I'm--
372
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,749
-What?
-I am not a--
373
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,375
Is that why your hands are so big?
374
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,419
I'm not a transvestite, you idiot!
375
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,046
For the-- We had sex!
376
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,007
Yeah, but I wasn't down there.
377
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,885
-Oh, I know.
-No, like down there down there.
378
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,720
Believe me, I know.
379
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,389
-Well, that's not very Casper-y.
-Poovey!
380
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:38,932
Where's the money?
381
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,726
And the bag that contains it.
382
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,019
I don't know.
383
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,104
Well, then, I guess I'll be on my way.
384
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,856
-Really?
-No!
385
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,524
Figgis, get your ass out here!
386
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,111
[Figgis] No.
I'm protecting the ransom money.
387
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,530
From what? All these witnesses?
388
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,824
Can't have anything nice.
389
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,744
-Certainly not clothes.
-Stuff it, shamus.
390
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,621
Mr. VanderTunt!
391
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:03,165
You'll be happy to know
we recovered the ransom money.
392
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,501
-So--
-Well, the main thing is the bag, bud.
393
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:09,088
But, unfortunately, all of this
has to be entered into evidence--
394
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,924
-Where anything can happen to it.
-Oh, right.
395
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,467
-So, can we--
-No, no, no, no.
396
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,095
First I need to count it
to make sure you didn't steal any.
397
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,263
On what possible legal grounds?
398
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,682
Citizen's arrest?
399
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,518
-Not a real thing.
-You wanna bet?
400
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,602
Do you?
401
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:24,770
-Kind of.
-Can we--
402
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:25,854
Poovey.
403
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,982
-Lana, you wanna--
-I wanna talk about the fact
404
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,652
that we're standing
in a cranberry bog of blood!
405
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,320
[indistinct chatter]
406
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,489
Well, it is a full moon, so--
407
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,741
It's actually a waxing gibbous.
408
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,326
Oh. Then never mind.
409
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,370
Were you gonna say a werewolf?
410
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,664
No.
411
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,624
-[moaning in background]
-[all exclaim]
412
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:50,337
-Or was I?
-[Len] Help!
413
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,339
-Holy shit!
-That's Trexler!
414
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,174
It came from this way. Come on.
415
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,552
Figgis, you lead the way. Go.
416
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,680
[Len] Help!
417
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,014
I hate to say this,
418
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:04,017
but I almost kind of hope
there's a werewolf.
419
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,435
Not even as a joke!
420
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,938
[all exclaiming]
421
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,149
Jesus Christ!
422
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,359
[Len crying]
423
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:20,409
Oh, please, help me.
424
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,369
I think I would've preferred werewolf.
425
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:25,164
Who did this to you?
426
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,509
What's happening, gang?
427
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,472
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