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[suspenseful music playing]
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So, what are we doing?
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Are we just jumping right into this,
or what's the deal?
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[whistling]
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[grunting]
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Alrighty! And how's our patient?
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-And, follow up, where is our patient?
-[cat meowing]
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-Meaning?
-[cat meowing]
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Okay, you know what?
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You're about as helpful as tits on a--
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[grunting]
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You!
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Look what you've done to me!
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-Yeah, right?
-I'm a monster!
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You're a miracle!
You didn't even have feet!
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Now look at you,
walking around on new legs,
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with hands that can crush steel--
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And, I mean, don't try it right now,
obviously, but--
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[groaning]
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Look at me! I'm a goddamn freak!
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And I don't know who I'm gonna kill first,
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you or that son of a bitch Len Trexler.
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Well, first of all, it's "whom."
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-No, it isn't.
-It absolutely is.
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Doesn't matter.
But if it'll help you decide...
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This serum, which is sort of the key
to the whole deal, I call Factor-K.
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-And?
-And...
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Your body will reject its new components,
and you will die in agony,
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unless you get an injection of it.
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Wha-- Well, give it here, shitbeard.
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Ah!
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Goddamn it.
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Ow!
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Okay, that kind of hurt,
and I'm already in a pretty bad mood,
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so I'm gonna kill you first.
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So, any last words?
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Every 12 hours.
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Cryptic. Nice.
Usually people just blubber and beg,
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and those big gloobs of snot
run out of their nose, but you--
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If you don't get a shot of Factor-K
every 12 hours, you will die.
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-Bullshit.
-Which-- And that's fair, but--
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Let me guess. You're only gonna make
enough for one injection at a time.
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Well, I am now.
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-Goddamn it!
-Yeah, so, like an insurance policy.
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-How long does it take you to make it?
-I don't know. An hour?
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Well, then, I guess I'll wake you up
in about 11 hours.
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Wake me?
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What the... Are you...
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Dreamland has a whole goddamn
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Nazi robot farm in the basement.
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In this economy!
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[Figgis] Hello?
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Hello! Son of a--
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Hang on.
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What the...Oh, for the love of cocks!
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[sighing]
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I mean, seriously, just...
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Goddamn it.
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[theme music playing]
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Hello! Can anybody hear me?
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Man, that thing is out of control.
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Hello! Hello!
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Somebody! Hey!
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What the... No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Help! My pubes!
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[screaming with pain]
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My goddamn pubes are on fire!
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All right. I guess let him out.
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Now that second lunch is ruined.
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My balls.
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Aw, man! Some of it got in my mouth.
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How long was I in there?
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How should I know?
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Usually dead people don't just
climb out of these drawers
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with their big bushy birds on fire,
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so for all I know, you're that zombie
that got walked with!
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That what?
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-In the movie I Walked with a Zombie.
-The zombie titular.
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I'm not a goddamn...
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I am Lieutenant Cyril Figgis, LAPD,
you sentient shit-sacks!
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-I showed you my shield!
-And if you'd show it to me again...
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I don't... Whoever hit me took it.
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Goddamn it! And my service weapon!
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And yet they left you your lighter.
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Wait. When I got pistol-whipped,
I was talking to an English guy.
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We don't have an English guy.
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I-- You have to remember me!
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Actually, I don't. And also, I don't, so--
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Oh, you think you're pretty smart, huh?
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I mean, smart enough to know
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-you cut a finger off one of my cadavers.
-Which, ew.
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And also gross abuse of a corpse,
which is punishable by--
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I know all about gross abuse of a corpse!
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Yeah, that's kind of my whole point.
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[grunting]
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As the Lord our God Himself is my witness,
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upon the conclusion
of my current business,
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I shall return to this place
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and visit upon you an apocalypse
of such terror and destruction
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that you will rue the very fact
of your miserable birth!
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I'll be here.
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I actually won't.
Well, unless it's before Friday.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
What's it you're leaving to do?
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Lumber inspector.
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Didn't know that was a thing.
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That's because you have no vision.
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This, Danny, this is your world.
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Yeah.
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Please, Figgis, for your sake,
tell me you're joking.
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[Figgis] It's just a temporary setback,
but I am going to fix this, trust me.
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That's the whole point. I don't trust you.
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I wouldn't trust you
to fix potato fucking salad!
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You're probably one of those assholes
who puts relish in it!
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I mean, first my whores,
and now Charlotte VanderTunt?
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How many women can one man lose?
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-Oh, plus your wife.
-Would you?
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Oh!
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Mr. Trexler, I swear to God
that I will get you your million dollars.
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You know, you say that with the confidence
of a man who has a lot longer to live.
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I--
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[dial tone]
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How'd that go?
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-How do you think it went?
-Not great.
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-Ya think?
-Yes.
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Because while I was getting pistol-whipped
and shoved in a drawer at the morgue--
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losing precious time,
not to mention my gun and my shield,
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you were supposed to find
Charlotte VanderTunt.
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And, so, how did that go?
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Also not great. But more importantly--
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Because we know Archer
broke her out of jail,
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and we know he's working for Mother, so--
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Son of a bitch!
I bet she's gonna try to ransom Charlotte!
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Wait. Shut up. "More importantly" what?
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-What is that smell?
-What is what smell?
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That. Smells like cuy.
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-What the hell is cuy?
-Roasted guinea pig.
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They blowtorch the hair right off of it.
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-It's like the national dish of Peru.
-Did--
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-Or is it Ecuador?
-Did you--
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Which one's the native habitat
of the spectacled bear?
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-Did--
-Wait. Shit. They both are.
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-Hang on.
-Hey, let me see your service weapon.
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Huh? Yeah. Here.
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Now, Peru has the pisco sour, but--
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Did you find Charlotte VanderTunt?
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Tell me before, so help me God,
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I put a bullet
in your big fat stupid face!
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[clearing throat]
First of all, that's just hurtful.
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And second of all,
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it doesn't matter where she is,
just where the ransom money is.
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Hmm. Presumably with the VanderTunts.
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So all we gotta do is...
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Insinuate ourselves into this whole deal,
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like we're there to help,
and steal the ransom during the exchange.
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Yeah. It's a piece of piss.
Now, aren't you glad you didn't shoot me?
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For now. Although I'm sure at some point
I'll regret that decision, so...
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Why is there blood on the barrel?
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What? No. That's hot sauce.
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Well, why is there hot sauce on it?
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With a couple of hairs stuck in it.
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-Oh, sweet Christ.
-What?
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Did you beat a guinea pig to death
with your service weapon,
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slather the thing in hot sauce and eat it?
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Yep!
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Well, I officially regret my decision.
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Man, I almost always do.
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[chattering]
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Hey! Who keeps leaving
the goddamn seat down?
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Looking your way, Huizhong.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[Poovey] So, how are we gonna play this
with the VanderTunts?
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We're gonna play it that you keep
your fat mouth shut--
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Again, hurtful.
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While I explain to them
that the cavalry is finally here.
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[Cecil] Yes, it's right here,
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as per your demand,
a million dollars in unmarked, untraceable
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20, 50, and 100-dollar bills.
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Okay. Good. Good. That's...
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Sheer idiocy on your part, frankly.
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I'm sorry?
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As well you should be.
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What do you--
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I mean, including the bag,
which, by the way, was a gift,
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the whole thing must weigh
a good 50 pounds.
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Well, too bad. I--
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I mean, an envelope with a hundred Sammies
would've been so much easier.
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-A hundred what?
-Sammies.
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After Salmon P. Chase,
the man on the $10,000 bill?
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Well, what the hell am I supposed to do
with a $10,000 bill?
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Well, what does one do
with a 20-dollar bill?
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-Buy a single orange?
-That's--
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Just make sure the money's
at the drop by midnight,
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and that you follow my instructions
to the letter.
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Mmm...Like a reverse scavenger hunt.
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And once we have the money, we'll arrange
for the return of your sister.
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Oh, right. Yes. Sorry. I forgot that part.
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-And that's a firm firm?
-Yes.
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And no cops, at all, anywhere.
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No police. Also a firm firm?
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Yes, it's a firm firm! Wait. Why?
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What? I... I don't know. No reason.
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I'm sorry. This is my first kidnapping.
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-Well...
-Or is it?
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-[laughing]
-Jesus Christ.
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Ciao! Alrighty, then.
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Who's for cuy?
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[holding breath]
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Yes, that's probably why
you smell burned hair.
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But don't judge them by their looks.
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They may seem appalling...
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But trust me, they're quite delicious.
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Yes, delicious.
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Like all taboos.
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You're frickin' weird.
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-I mean, just weird.
-What is?
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Lana! I mean, Miss Kane.
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-I mean...
-"Lana" is fine.
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-I'll say.
-You'll say what?
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Nothing.
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A man of mystery.
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Well, you know, mainly in the sense
that I try to solve them, you know...
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-On your own.
-Well, yeah.
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I mean, since my partner died.
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-Which I actually should really--
-I meant without the police.
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Without the who now?
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"No cops, at all, anywhere,"
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I believe were your exact words.
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My exac...Were you eavesdropping on me?
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Yes.
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Did you have a follow-up to that, or...
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No, actually, because you caught me
totally off guard by not denying it.
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But how much of that did you hear?
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Depends. What's your angle, shamus?
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Well, probably about 30 degrees.
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[Ray] Diminishing returns, Cliff!
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But I'm not working any angle, so...
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So, then, you wouldn't need any help?
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No, I... Why are you so interested?
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No reason.
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Just thought maybe you could make it
worth my while.
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Well, I can't, so...
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What if I made it worth your while?
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Um...
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No.
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No what? Wait. What?
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What? At the club, I said, "Umm,"
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and then I was gonna say, "No,"
but then you didn't let me finish.
248
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,359
Oh, you finished, all right.
249
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,402
Yeah. Maybe try Woolite?
250
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,529
Which, by the way, makes one of us!
251
00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,574
-Oh, please! Wait. Seriously?
-Get out.
252
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,826
'Cause I'd be happy to, you know...
253
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:04,580
-Get--
-Stay and watch you finish.
254
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,666
-Out!
-Jesus!
255
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:08,000
Look, if you...
256
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:09,919
[breaking glass]
257
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,589
Great. Now I have no liquor.
258
00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:16,675
Just a big fat pair of blue lady-balls.
259
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:17,927
[cat purring]
260
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,013
[Krieger muttering in German]
261
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,516
[spitting]
262
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:24,767
That's my mouth!
263
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,394
Get out of here!
264
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,520
[spitting]
265
00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:29,647
If I wanted your asshole on my mouth,
266
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,482
I'd do it while you were asleep!
267
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,818
Which we've never talked about, but... Ow!
268
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:36,695
My face! How long was I out?
269
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,447
Oh, that helps.
270
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,617
Man, I gotta warn Trexler
Dutch wants to kill him.
271
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:45,663
Mainly because Trexler hasn't paid me
for my work yet, but also because
272
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:49,500
say what you will about
Der Robotik Ubermenschen.
273
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,960
Sure can punch good.
274
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,294
[laughing]
275
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,505
[biker] I'm sorry, darlin',
276
00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:56,549
but you're gonna have to repeat that.
277
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:57,800
I said,
278
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,844
"I had a little towel,
279
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,012
but I lost it walking here,
280
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:06,350
so I need your clothes, your boots,
and your motorcycle."
281
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,685
[all laughing]
282
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:08,978
Oh, is that all?
283
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,646
Yeah. That oughta do it.
284
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:13,607
You sure you don't need me
to check your oil?
285
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,571
Oh, okay. And by that remark,
286
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:21,407
I assume you're referring
either to my robotic limbs
287
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:25,035
or offering to plunge your finger,
and/or penis, into my anus.
288
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,036
Oh!
289
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,997
I'll plunge my fist into your...
290
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,499
Were you gonna say "anus"?
291
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,793
'Cause a finger's one thing.
292
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,503
But a whole fist?
293
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,754
That's like...
294
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,382
I just never understood that.
295
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,509
[groaning]
296
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,052
And I'm not trying to judge.
297
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:46,432
But it's like, at some point,
you gotta question your choices.
298
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:54,982
[jazz music playing]
299
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,652
I don't know.
If it's two consenting adults,
300
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,321
I'm like, "Live and let live."
301
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,323
But if you want me to let you live, chief,
302
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,866
I'm gonna need those keys.
303
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,951
Here. Take 'em!
304
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,411
Hey, thanks.
305
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,080
Oh, and if turns out you lose that arm,
306
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,707
just give me a call.
307
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,751
I got a guy.
308
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,169
He what?
309
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,796
Is going to kill you. Was I not--
310
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,798
What are you talking about?
311
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,133
-Why?
-Stop it!
312
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,135
What, I should be calm when you tell me
313
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,638
a goddamn robot wants to kill me?
314
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,015
-No, not you.
-What? Then who?
315
00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:30,976
No. Sorry. You. He wants to kill you.
316
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,772
The good news is, without my help,
he'll be dead in...ten hours?
317
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,024
Okay, well, my house is a fortress.
318
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,151
I got a ton of guys. We'll outlast him.
319
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,403
Yeah. You say that...
320
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,405
[engine revving]
321
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,783
Feels pretty good, huh, Dutch?
322
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:49,578
Yes, it does, Other Dutch. Yes, it does.
323
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,872
[engine revving]
324
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,583
[crash]
325
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,086
[sigh]
326
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,754
Goddamn it.
327
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,093
[Mother] I think you're confused, doll.
328
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,262
[Charlotte]
I am not in the least confused!
329
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,681
I don't care if my family
does pay the ransom.
330
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,099
I'm not going back there!
331
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:13,936
I meant you were confused about me caring
what you did after the payoff.
332
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,605
You're not planning to blindfold me
and hide me in a bomb shelter
333
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,774
with limited oxygen
and send my family cryptic notes
334
00:14:18,857 --> 00:14:21,151
about how to find me
in a race against time for my life?
335
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,947
Who are you,
collective pseudonym Carolyn Keene?
336
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,366
-What?
-Who would go to all that trouble?
337
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:30,995
Johann Schmidt, aka the Red Skull,
in my Nazi kidnap-slash-rape fantasy.
338
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,496
-[burping]
-Ew!
339
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,248
-Right?
-Shut up.
340
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,418
Look, tonight your brother is going to
drop the ransom money
341
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,044
at the Griffith Observatory.
342
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,298
Archer is going to retrieve it
and bring it to me.
343
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:46,719
And if nobody screws up,
once I have the money, you're free to go.
344
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,721
Well, but that's my whole point.
345
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:49,805
[sobbing]
346
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,557
Go where?
347
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:56,395
Who knows? Maybe a handsome
young Nazi scientist will take you in.
348
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:59,565
-Do what now?
-What the hell are you doing?
349
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:01,233
Just filling the coolers with ice.
350
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,278
You know, normal bartendery stuff.
351
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,864
-Oh, so suddenly you work here again?
-I--
352
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,699
-What happened to your face?
-I...
353
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,868
Did someone catch you snooping?
354
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:14,455
No, I walked into a door repeatedly.
355
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:16,457
Oh, yeah. My mother used to do that.
356
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,168
Well, you better not have been
snooping on me, mister.
357
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:23,172
Are you-- Come on! I wouldn't do that!
358
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,926
So, Archer's the bagman
for a kidnapping, huh?
359
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,594
Okay, then.
360
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:32,389
Because you know what happens to snoops.
361
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,392
-They get... poops?
-What?
362
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,102
[Cecil] It's just that the kidnappers
363
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,980
were extremely clear on that point.
364
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,942
No police, at all, anywhere.
365
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,444
Well, of course they're gonna say that,
but trust me...
366
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,446
I trust him. He brought me a finger.
367
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,323
[munching]
368
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,158
-Only you.
-What?
369
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,202
All I had today was some cuy.
370
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:55,829
Oh, and congee.
371
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,706
Oh, and a bunch of salted duck eggs.
372
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:02,169
Look, we'll be right behind you,
so just follow their instructions,
373
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:06,048
drop the ransom off, and with a bit
of luck, we'll get it and the kidnappers.
374
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,969
Okay, but I have a bad feeling about this.
375
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,720
Well, I don't care.
376
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,389
Hm...
377
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,474
Fair enough.
378
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,936
Do you wanna go?
379
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,270
[burping]
380
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,817
[Archer] I thought I made it pretty clear
to the little weirdo
381
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,319
that I didn't wanna see any cops
near the drop.
382
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,613
I guess you can't blame the guy
for trying.
383
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,783
Plus it's not like I can't handle
Figgis and Poovey.
384
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,827
But I may have to wait them out.
385
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,079
Whatever. You paid for an hour.
386
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:40,290
Well, that's my whole point.
It may take a lot longer than an hour.
387
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,292
-Well,
-And I'm not paying you any extra.
388
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,169
-What?
-But feel free to hike
389
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,381
the five miles back to Sunset
in those heels.
390
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:50,884
What the hell? Who brings a hooker?
391
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,637
[tires screeching]
392
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,560
Okay. Here's the topiary garden.
393
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:02,688
Which I wish I could buy it
so I could burn it to the ground.
394
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:05,441
Topiary. My God, what rubbish.
395
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,026
Shrubbish!
396
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,695
So freakin' weird.
397
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,865
Well, I suppose that looks like
a mushroom.
398
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,701
What? It's clearly a mushroom.
399
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,661
Well, then...
400
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,789
All right, then. I'm off.
401
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:26,170
Alone, as I arrived,
with no police anywhere!
402
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,297
-I mean...
-Seriously.
403
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,467
Okay, Archer. It's your move.
404
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,302
Damn it. I gotta at least tip her.
405
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,721
This is definitely gonna take
longer than an hour.
406
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,514
Man, I wish I had a...
407
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:38,557
[clanking]
408
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,309
Smoke grenade? What the shit?
409
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,936
[Poovey] Goddamn it!
410
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,354
Will you come on?
411
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,356
No, no, no, no, no, no!
412
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,234
Goddamn it!
413
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,235
Ah!
414
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,196
I guess it's not his move.
415
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,114
[engine revving]
416
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,324
Jesus!
417
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,242
Sorry. Here. Take these.
418
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,287
-What the hell are these for?
-I guess parting gifts?
419
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,455
-What?
-I don't know.
420
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:02,998
Maybe you can sell 'em or whatever.
421
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,876
Because, listen, this car chase
is gonna get a little crazy.
422
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,087
Well, then, let me out! Stop the car!
423
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,507
Let me finish! Because my point is,
I don't really have time to stop.
424
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:15,302
But I'm not gonna have that,
so I'm gonna need you to kind of jump out.
425
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,345
Are you nuts?
426
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,014
I'll slow down a little, obviously,
but when you hit the ground,
427
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,057
[screaming]
428
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,725
you're gonna wanna kind of roll.
429
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:22,935
[screaming]
430
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,938
Yeah, just like that! Good instincts!
431
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:29,149
Asshole!
432
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,735
Seriously!
433
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,403
They're gaining on us! Step on it!
434
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,823
Trust me, it's totally stepped on!
435
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,991
Oh, son of a...
436
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,243
Oh, shit.
437
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:45,207
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
438
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,294
Goddamn it.
439
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,712
Did ya get 'em?
440
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,339
No. I got somebody, though.
441
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,716
Wow. Good policin'.
442
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,009
Shut up.
443
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,429
[suspenseful music playing]
444
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,230
Son of a...
445
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,065
No, no, no, no, no, no!
446
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:17,990
[Archer coughing]
447
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,992
Goddamn it.
448
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,581
So...
449
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,333
How was your evening?
450
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,712
[clearing throat] Not great.
451
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,797
[grunting]
452
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,632
[cracking knuckles]
453
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,136
And I assume about to get worse.
454
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:45,225
[theme music playing]
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