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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:06,422 Ugh. What is that? I've never smelled that smell in America. 2 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:08,633 I live in a transitional neighborhood. 3 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:12,178 As the crack dealers move to nicer ones? This better be good, Krieger. 4 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:16,307 I mean hula girls, a replica volcano, some... I have something better! 5 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:18,976 A surprise! I hate surprises. 6 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:21,062 I mean, except surprise fellatio. 7 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:23,773 That I like. The non-Midnight Cowboy kind. 8 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:27,318 Yeah, no, you can breathe easy. Actually, I can barely breathe at all. 9 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:29,237 Oh, probably the bathroom. 10 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,572 Jesus, it's a... Shared bath. 11 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,574 I was going to say a literal shithole. 12 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:37,662 Krieger, how and why do you live here? Yeah, I use my salary for pet projects. 13 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:42,542 No, no! I had Korean barbecue for lunch, I cannot look at a Dr. Moreau pig-baby. 14 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:46,629 Relax, you're gonna love this. No, I'm not, and also I need to pee. 15 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:49,006 Don't be nervous, I'm not gonna rape you. 16 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:52,301 Jesus Christ! But you were gonna flay me like a perch? 17 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,762 What? No, that's a wetsuit! 18 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:56,597 Of human flesh? Neoprene. 19 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:57,807 I'm a certified diver. 20 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,685 Why is it skin-colored? Well, it's not if you're black. 21 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:03,396 What is it with serial killers and skin? I'm not a... 22 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,148 ..."serial" killer. 23 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:08,151 Wait, why'd you emphasize "serial"? I did what? 24 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,570 Are we doing...? Did I mention I have a surprise for you? 25 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:15,450 Krieger, equal parts soju sangria and fear-induced adrenaline means I have to pee. 26 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:18,911 And not in that sick bathroom, so... There's a utility sink in my lab. 27 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:21,164 Fine, wherever. But no surprises. 28 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,207 Right. Well, except for the one. 29 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:26,252 Uh, is the surprise that you're pirating cable? 30 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,380 No, no, Archer, I've finally cracked it. 31 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,341 Wow, amazing, you can play "YYZ." 32 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:38,055 First of all, it's Y-Y-Zed, and second of all, no, I can't yet, it's impossible. 33 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:41,517 Well? And third of all, wrong thing. 34 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,854 Oh, my God. Krieger. 35 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:47,523 Is that...? But how did? 36 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:49,776 I mean, at our wedding... 37 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,445 I know, there was a lot of confusion. 38 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,322 No! Katya! 39 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,157 No! 40 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:02,663 Gross and, or, ick, and is she alive? 41 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:05,208 Yeah, man. Flick her titty. 42 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,752 Katya! You're alive! 43 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:11,672 Well, on, technically. Either way, you're welcome. 44 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,716 My sweet, beautiful Katya, it's you! 45 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:17,804 My darling Sterling, you awake me like the prince of Snow White. 46 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,222 I love you. 47 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,557 I... I love you. 48 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,726 Krieger, thank you, this is the... 49 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,895 Why do you have an erection? 50 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:28,397 I'm... happy. 51 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:07,770 Here they are, God, geese at the trough. 52 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:08,980 What? Are you... 53 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,731 Thanks for starting my sentence for me. 54 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,608 - People standing around for? 55 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:13,818 It's bear claw Monday! 56 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:16,946 And almost 9:30, Pam, in case you were thinking about... 57 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,447 ...I don't know, working? 58 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:20,324 Geez, somebody's raring to go. 59 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:24,745 Because I burn clean, Cyril. Because I don't glop up my engine with bear claws. 60 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:27,623 And also, because... Hello, friends of ISIS. 61 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,250 Oh, my God. 62 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:32,420 And also because Katya needs a W-9. 63 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:34,797 Holy shit zombies! I know, right? 64 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,090 Still crazy hot. 65 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,301 How...? Well, for one thing, no bear claws. 66 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,635 Is she even here? 67 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:42,305 Wait, does this mean you and me... Pam! 68 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:45,808 I swear to God, if you people can't keep it down, this is the last bear... 69 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,978 Am I seeing things? 70 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:52,023 No, she's really here. Ow. Aah. 71 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:56,152 And if we don't file her W-9, that first check will take, like, eight weeks. 72 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,279 I'm sorry, I'm a little confused. 73 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:01,824 What, by the dead woman standing here? Dressed like a whore. 74 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,243 Dead woman, my still-shapely ass. 75 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:09,248 She's obviously a double, carved up by KGB plastic surgeons to look like Katya, and... 76 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,334 How dare you! I'm sorry? 77 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:15,338 How dare you fail to recognize my greatest accomplishment to date? 78 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,506 What, you finally nailed "YYZ"? 79 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,676 It's zed! And no, Neil Peart stands alone. 80 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,346 I was referring to this. 81 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:28,517 Katya? On the flourish is when... Oh, sorry, doctor. 82 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:34,273 Just like the gypsy woman said. You need to quit going to her. 83 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:40,363 And you need your head examined if you think that abomination is ever going to work for ISIS. 84 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:44,492 Abomination? Baby, come on, you're not an abomination. 85 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:48,287 I mean, that's your original skin, right? Hobo. 86 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,872 What? Yes? 87 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,707 See? But... 88 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:57,004 Hang on, hang on. Katya-person, I'm still processing the fact that you're a cyborg. 89 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:58,506 Yeah, way to bury the lede. 90 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:01,926 Who are you, Horace Greeley? And also, was I not clear about that? 91 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:04,929 No. Although she does feel a bit clammy. 92 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:06,847 Ow, stop it! You stop it! 93 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,892 Just because she's a cyborg, doesn't mean you can feel her up. 94 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,062 Da, I have feelings just like all of you. 95 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:18,234 I feel love, I laugh, I sometimes cry. Albeit a saline-lubricant solution. 96 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:21,237 Which reminds me, we need to talk about other, uh, internal... 97 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:23,572 Aah! That sounds like a private matter. 98 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,449 Yeah, that's what I'm... And Katya... 99 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:28,369 ...my lovely lady, needs to go with Pam now... 100 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,413 ...to do her stupid W-9. 101 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,957 But Ms. Archer said... What, Pam? 102 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:36,836 That she's so jealous of my love for Katya, she won't hire a world-class spy... 103 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,922 ...who also, spoiler alert, can do this? 104 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:43,759 Babe, you wanna? Oh, uh, sorry, darling. 105 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:48,597 Hey! Wait, or do I mean "sploosh"? 106 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,809 You know, it's probably not the worst idea in the world to have... 107 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:56,272 ...someone like her working at ISIS, since... Since you wanna screw affirmative action? 108 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,941 Since the KGB has someone like Barry! 109 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,109 Barry! 110 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:03,237 That, that... Hey, don't worry about Barry. 111 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,239 I'm never gonna let him hurt you again, baby. 112 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,450 Ha. It is Barry who should worry. 113 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:11,287 If I ever see that zloi mudak again, I... Don't worry, you won't! 114 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:13,622 Yeah, he never calls, he never writes... 115 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,916 So just go with Pam to do your paperwork. 116 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:19,879 And I'll go try to convince Malory that you'll be an asset to ISIS. 117 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,798 Thank you Lana, that's... So not doing it for you. 118 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,633 So don't care. 119 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,136 So RoboCop, pro or con? 120 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,972 Neither! I don't want her to be an ISIS agent... 121 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:33,267 ...and I certainly don't want her and Sterling back together! 122 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,979 Well, I can understand the latter... I mean, who wears bangs? 123 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,565 It can't hurt to level the playing field, now that... 124 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:40,941 Nikolai has been murdered? 125 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:44,612 By the new head of the KGB, who is also a cyborg. 126 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,448 Just like the gypsy woman said! Oh, for... 127 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,658 - Oh, all right! - Really? 128 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,244 Katya can be an ISIS agent? Probationary. 129 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:56,207 But if I find out the KGB is behind this... You won't! 130 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:59,001 They're not! I'll part her out and sell her for scrap. 131 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:04,507 And I thought you were scared of robots. I... No, not Katya, she's different. 132 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:07,176 Don't come crying to me when she breaks your heart again. 133 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,720 She didn't break my heart, Mother, she was murdered. 134 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:15,351 Yes, and then you ran away from home to, ugh, grief-bang the entire Pacific Rim. 135 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:16,602 To what? Nothing. 136 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:21,315 Oh, please, I bet the gene pool of Polynesia is irreparably altered. 137 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:24,068 Darling? Baby, I was emotionally shattered. 138 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:27,113 Which turns out to be kind of a panty-dropper. 139 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,447 Is all right, darling. 140 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:32,326 I understand this, how do you say, "grief-banging"? 141 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:34,829 See? Is she not something special? 142 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,664 Oh, is special occasion? 143 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:39,250 Well, the love of my life, this smoking-hot woman... 144 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,086 ...was not only murdered and then brought back to life... 145 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:45,172 ...she also just got a job today, so, yeah, pretty special. 146 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,382 Um... Shut up. 147 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:47,675 Babe, what're you hungry for? 148 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:51,053 I am thinking. While she thinks, bring me soup dumplings. 149 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:55,850 No, no, I am thinking about your mother. God, don't waste the ROM, or RAM, whatever. 150 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:59,019 Does she hate what I am? What you are, meaning the one woman... 151 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:03,190 ...who can free her child from the psychological prison she spent a lifetime erecting? 152 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:06,235 No, no, darling. I'm meaning a cyborg. 153 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:09,989 She'd hate you no matter what you are. Because I did not ask to be this way. 154 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,575 Yeah, hey, me either, vis-à-vis Mother. 155 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:15,536 And you? Do you think I am a monster? 156 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:19,748 Baby, I don't care about the chips and gears, and, I assume, some hinges... 157 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:23,586 ...all I care about is what I see when I look into those big green... 158 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:27,173 Oh, I guess they're red now, huh? Anyway, your eyes. 159 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:31,051 Da? And what do you see in my eyes? 160 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:34,763 Mostly those insane boobs. Check! 161 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:41,937 Oh, boy. Darling? Are you all right? 162 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:44,607 Yes, no, yes. Yes. 163 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:48,569 Lot of feelings coming together, just trying to process. 164 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,946 Not gonna lie, having some déjà vu here. 165 00:08:57,913 --> 00:09:01,624 Which, if I gave it any real thought, would probably explain a lot. 166 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,042 Try to relax, darling. 167 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:06,295 You are, how do you say it? To push a rope? 168 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,631 Sorry, babe, I'll focus. 169 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,216 But could you close your eyes? 170 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:14,386 I kind of feel like I'm banging tail-lights on a country road. 171 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:21,810 I swear to God, if I went blind right this very second, I'd be okay with that. 172 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:25,272 Don't say that, Mr. Sleepy Head. 173 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,150 Sleep? I've been doing yogic breathing work for two hours. 174 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,486 My balls are like cran-baisins. What? 175 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,655 Cranberry raisins. Craisins? 176 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,741 Whatever, yes, I call them cran-baisins. 177 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:38,661 How are you this morning? I am amazing! 178 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:43,624 Don't take this the wrong way, but duh. I mean our love, darling. 179 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:47,461 It feels like... What is giant, unstoppable wave? 180 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:50,214 Wait. You know craisins, but you don't know tsunami? 181 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:52,549 Da, then our love is like tsunami. 182 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:55,511 Or the Mountain Everest. 183 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,180 An apt metaphor. 184 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:03,143 Because not only am I lightheaded, but certain parts of me are... 185 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:07,022 No! 186 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,693 They're not coming back. 187 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,861 Why! In the sink... 188 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,488 ...is your vagina? 189 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:17,116 Why? Ha, ha. Darling, it was dirty. 190 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:20,869 The remedy for which, miss, if you'll forgive my boldness... 191 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,706 Da, please, Woodhouse, I think boldness is needed. 192 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:28,002 What do you suggest? White vinegar, mineral oil, and elbow grease. 193 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:32,214 Same thing we used in the RFC to clean the engines of our Sopwith Camels. 194 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:37,761 And so, with your permission, while you breakfast on the terrace... 195 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,472 ...I'll get that little pleasure boat looking Bristol! 196 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:46,145 I took the liberty of poaching you an egg. 197 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:49,898 Is not much of a liberty, considering that you are going to polish my vagina. 198 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,735 No. No, it isn't. 199 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,529 And when he woke up from faint, boom! 200 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:59,950 He ran out of there like fast, like crazy. So... 201 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:02,077 ...you dated him. What do you think? 202 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,912 I think... Hang on. 203 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:10,085 I think if you're looking for insight into why Archer is Archer... 204 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:14,506 ...you need to jump in a time machine and have a threesome with Oedipus and Sigmund Freud. 205 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,383 Hey, spasibo for nothing. 206 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:20,929 Well, I don't really have a roadmap for my ex finding your robo-gina in the sink. 207 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,682 In the sink, Cyril. In the sink! 208 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:27,186 It's like a transistor radio and a veal cutlet had a baby. 209 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,646 Well, gross, and or, ick. Right? 210 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,733 But I don't see why that means you have to drink my Glengoolie Blue. 211 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:36,737 Because the liquor stores aren't open yet, and she made me pour out all the booze! 212 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:39,281 Holy shit, really? Glengoolie Blue? 213 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:44,495 Yeah, and it's 300 a bottle. I... Which I haven't even tasted yet... 214 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,915 ...because I was saving it for a special occasion... 215 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,418 ...befitting a gift from my grandfather. Who's dead. 216 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,422 Of course he is, he'd be, like, a hundred. 217 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:56,673 It's almost empty! 218 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,301 Just like my heart, Cyril. Well, not your liver. 219 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,970 Because she ripped it out! Wait, your liver? 220 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,473 My heart! And threw it in the sink! 221 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,809 Wait, her vagina? Ow, ow. 222 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,644 Oh, for... 223 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,398 The old man knew his Scotch. 224 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:15,484 You are such an asshole! 225 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,737 Wait, really? Yes, really! 226 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,781 That was a gift to my grandfather... 227 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,158 ...from Frank. Sinatra! 228 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:27,162 Well, then I feel even worse, because I'm probably gonna puke it up in about five... 229 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,414 One minutes. 230 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,957 But I meant about Katya. 231 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,376 Yes! You are an asshole about all things. 232 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,130 But, specifically, now, about Katya. 233 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,590 Or, could I have done something wrong? 234 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,176 - Besides leaving your cooch in the sink? - Pam! 235 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,345 What? That just sounds considerate. 236 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:46,890 Is just, I know he has very good reason to hate... 237 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,268 ...people like me. Who, whores? 238 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:54,481 And that's twice! Sorry, ignore me, my whole thing is I just crave attention. 239 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,358 But, I mean, Barry did murder her. 240 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,987 And my possible father. 241 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,115 And, more importantly, tried to murder me. 242 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,576 Because Barry is a psychopath. 243 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,953 That doesn't mean all cyborgs are like that. 244 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:12,040 But Cyril, machines can hurt people. 245 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:18,547 Well, you lost me there, thankfully, but... Give me that! 246 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,299 What, was that Peter Lawford's? 247 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,385 No, it was... Oh, shut up. Do you wanna learn something? 248 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:24,887 Probably not. 249 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:29,349 Because did you know that in Chinese, the words for crisis and opportunity are the same? 250 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,101 And point? 251 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,895 Hello? 252 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,690 Actually, I have no idea. They just used to say that in the hospital. 253 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:40,569 While they made us fold those pointy goddamn paper birds. 254 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,738 I think what she... Bawk, bawk! Therapy cranes! 255 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,156 Bawk! 256 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:49,077 I think what she's trying to say, is you can either think of this as a crisis... 257 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,580 Or an opportunity! Like, to get closer! 258 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,165 Oh, hooray. 259 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:57,044 By marrying her? Okay, that actually was Peter Lawford's. 260 00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:01,423 Why not? You were gonna marry her before. Before she wasn't a cyborg. 261 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,843 She's still kind, and smart, and insanely hot. 262 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:09,890 Hmm. Yeah, and even though it's detachable, that vagina is, like, mind-shattering. 263 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,267 Oh, yeah? What, does it vibrate, or... 264 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,521 Ow, ow! Damn it! You started it! 265 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,357 That's my fiancée you're talking about! Really? 266 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:22,110 I can look past our differences, Cyril, I'm a much bigger man than you think. 267 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,112 Plus, it'll drive Mother crazy. 268 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,406 Plus, yes, it vibrates. 269 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,742 Really? Yes, really... 270 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,619 ...and, Krieger! Today? 271 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:34,289 Hmm? Oh, sorry. Little thing called timing, Krieger. 272 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:38,293 And the erection's really not appropriate. I'm still happy. 273 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,087 Katya? Baby? 274 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:44,299 Oh, yes, yes, a thousand times yes! 275 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,343 When's the wedding? When's the wedding? 276 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:50,973 - I can actually marry y'all right here. - Oh, for God's sake! Get it over with! 277 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,559 - Ha, ha. Brett! - Aah! 278 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,894 Wait, do you want me to be a groomsman? No! 279 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:59,314 Go to the liquor store and buy a case... Three cases of champagne. 280 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,984 Sure, I'll limp on down there. Don't limp, Brett... 281 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,611 ...run! We're having a wedding in a few short minutes! 282 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,156 Ha, ha. And it's a win-win. 283 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,617 Plus it vibrates. 284 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:17,416 Okay, bride and groom, check. Bridesmaids, check. 285 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,668 Best man. Well, best available. 286 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,713 Oh, for... Name one, name one friend of yours. 287 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,880 Shut up. Ray... 288 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,300 ...don't you have, like, a priest outfit or? 289 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,469 No, I wore it to Fetish Night at The Snug, and it's covered in... 290 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,805 Okay! Ugh. Red wine, ass. 291 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:35,183 And who gives this woman to be wed in holy matrimony? 292 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,936 I do! And no mother of the groom, so... 293 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,855 - Yes! Right here! - Mother! 294 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,941 You came. Phrasing, boom! Heh. 295 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,693 Inappropriate. Alrighty. 296 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:48,405 So unless anyone besides Mommy Dearest objects to this union... 297 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,157 Oh, I think other Barry might. 298 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:54,786 Huh? Barry! Yeah, and I brought bubbly. 299 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,830 You mudak! 300 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,833 Whoa, you kiss your motherboard with that mouth? 301 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:04,379 And also, is anybody gonna ask how and why I knew to show up here? 302 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,381 Is? 303 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:07,841 Okay, I'll bite. 304 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:11,261 By tracking the satellite signal from Katya's internal hard drive... 305 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,723 ...which Dr. Dipshit over there bought from the KGB. 306 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,309 What? Krieger! Yeah, but, the savings. 307 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,061 Like, 80 bucks you saved. 308 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,730 But nobody is gonna save you, Archer. 309 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,316 Don't you have that backwards? 310 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,026 - Archer, don't! - Everybody down! 311 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,572 Ugh. Why do I always forget you're... Ow! 312 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,824 Darling! 313 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,618 - Really super-strong? 314 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,704 Yeah, walk that off while I kill your girlfriend again. 315 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:38,914 Then we do the dance. 316 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,875 Actually, I don't think I'm in any shape to dance now, Barry. 317 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,460 The dance of death, idiot. 318 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,380 But first, let's me and you cut a rug. 319 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,049 How you say, come at me, bro. 320 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,931 Ow. Is that the best you've got? 321 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,643 Obviously not. 322 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,978 But this is! 323 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,407 Katya! Jesus, somebody, a little help! 324 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,783 We are if you'd shut up! 325 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,451 It's pound! That is pound! 326 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,121 Pound six, pound five two! 327 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,709 - I'm confused, what are we...? - Here! 328 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:26,795 - Still confused. - Ray, now! 329 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,883 Oh. Their CPUs run on photovoltaic cells. 330 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,928 Without exposure to a light-source, they'll slowly lose power. 331 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:39,558 Hmm. Like vampires? No! Nothing like vampires, idiot! 332 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,643 Well, I'm sorry, Ira Flatow. 333 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,980 From Newton's Apple. Will you shut up? 334 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,691 If Barry gets weak enough, maybe you can overpower him. 335 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:49,651 I was just gonna say that. Move! 336 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,820 - Sterling, be careful! - Shut up. 337 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,741 Pam! It'll spoil. 338 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,659 Goddamn it. 339 00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,287 - Barry! - Polo! 340 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,830 Will you shut up! 341 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,499 Polo. 342 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,544 Beset on all sides by idiots. 343 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,888 - Goddamn! - Brett? I thought you were dead. 344 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:21,224 No, just hurt really, really badly. 345 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,686 Although not nearly as badly as I am now. 346 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,189 You better not be bleeding on my carpet! 347 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:30,025 No, pretty sure I'm all out of blood. 348 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,318 Well, serves you right for... 349 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:36,531 Ha, ha. Oh, Barry, I am coming for you. 350 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,034 - Phrasing, boom. - Brett! 351 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,494 Polo. 352 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:46,625 And after I kill you and defile your cyborg-y corpse, I'm gonna... 353 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,211 What? Oh, for shit's sake! Really? 354 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:52,839 Whoo! Yeah! Darling, I can explain! 355 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,675 - Ray, turn the lights on! - Archer, no! The photovoltaics! 356 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,552 Turn on the goddamn lights! 357 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,681 Why do I always forget that? 358 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,642 And how can you explain that? 359 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,561 What, were they having sex? Think so, yeah. 360 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,480 - Called it! - Ha, ha. 361 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:12,567 As we fought, it became more like, like dancing. 362 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,153 Bone dancing. Shut up! 363 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,197 Katya, how could you do this? 364 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:22,577 I'm sorry I hurt you, but I realized that, even though you tried to see past what I am... 365 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,746 ...Barry and I are the same. 366 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:29,084 Inside and out. Yeah, except her insides vibrate. 367 00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,461 Aah! Ow! Ka-klunk. 368 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,171 Always with the forgetting. 369 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,132 We are like two mermaids, we must swim together. 370 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,218 So I won't ask you to forgive me... 371 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:43,056 ...but could you at least be happy for me? Because I have finally found a soul mate. 372 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,599 No! 373 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,269 Or, whatever... 374 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,229 ...I guess. Yes. 375 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,814 Thank you, darling. 376 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:53,942 You will always have a special place in my... 377 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,945 ...well, I guess my C drive. 378 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:02,284 While Other Barry and I are in her other special place. 379 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:06,788 Which, again, vibrates. Later, tater. 380 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,293 Well, Mother, go ahead and say it. 381 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,379 Oh, Sterling, you've just had your heart broken. 382 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,465 You don't need a smug "I told you so" from me. 383 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:22,137 And smug it would be, because tell you I most certainly did. 384 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:27,142 Just like that Electrolux all over again. 385 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:31,563 So I know that sucked... Vacuum cleaner puns? 386 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,356 Now, really? 387 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:37,652 No idea, thankfully, about any of that, but if you really did love Katya... 388 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,946 ...you've gotta be happy that she's happy. 389 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:44,409 Yeah. She did look pretty happy, huh? 31735

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