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Ah, come on.
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Clock your skinny ass out already,
and let's go get outside some drinks.
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Ugh. I can't. I have to cover her stupid phone
in case some stupid pirates call...
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...with a stupid ransom demand
for Mr. Stupid Archer.
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Carol? Carol. Have they called?
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No!
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Ma'am. But rest assured
I'll let you know the minute they do.
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Rest? My God, who can rest?
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Not me, apparently.
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Or me. I have to re-do
the annual budget...
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...because she's blowing it all on this
so-called rescue of Archer.
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Well, his plane did crash,
and a distress signal was last heard...
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...coming from a known pirate fortress, so...
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So? That doesn't mean Ray and Lana
have to bankrupt ISIS getting there.
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Oh, would you relax?
You rent a boat, that money's gone.
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This way, we can sell it when we're done.
I bet it'll come out cheaper.
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I wasn't talking about the boat.
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I think 5 grand for the week was a steal.
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Look at him, he is live.
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So a twink escort you rent, but...
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That's different. Well, they did ask if I wanted
to actually buy him, but I thought...
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That I'd be weird about it?
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That I, perhaps due to my race,
might have a problem...
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...with the concept
of owning a human being?
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I actually just thought
I'd get tired of him.
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You? Mr. Can't-Even-Commit-to-a-Pet?
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Yeah, hi, two cats. One of whom
I think has FIP, so commit that.
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You know how hard I worked
on this budget?
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Nights, weekends, canceled my vacation,
and now it's all wasted.
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Wasted, exactly, let's go be that.
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Come on, happy hour at Pita Margarita's,
chicka-chicka-chow!
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Ugh, is that what it sounds like?
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Only if it sounds like a shitload
of tequila and some A-rab hoagies.
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How dare you?
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Arab, sorry.
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Oh, shut up. How can you even think
about happy hour at a time like this?
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When probably as we speak,
my poor Sterling is being tortured by pirates.
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Heh-heh-heh, I wish.
What?
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Wish you wouldn't say that.
Because I'm sure he's not being tortured.
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Oh, my God, stop, stop.
Seriously, I can't take anymore.
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Whoo! Ha, ha. That was insane.
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I never even heard of that position.
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Did the missionaries not swing by here?
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Excuse me? Sorry, Pirate King Archer?
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What? Noah.
Hi.
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Ready for the morning briefing?
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Noah, I'm half drunk and slathered
in every bodily fluid there is.
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So, yeah, this is about as pirate-kingy
as I'm gonna get. Brief away.
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Okay, item one. The...
Noah.
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Yes, sir?
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Good morning.
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Okay. Item one.
The huge morale problem.
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How do we have a morale problem?
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Well, first of all...
Come on, karaoke night's a big hit.
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Whoo!
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We have an awesome feast every night.
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Whoo!
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Not to mention intramural lacrosse.
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Whoo!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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How can they have low morale?
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Well, besides all of those things,
they haven't been paid.
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So pay them. What do you need,
new payroll software?
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Cyril always handled that.
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Payroll, budgets.
He's a genius at that crap.
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Just find the money,
Cyril. You're an accounting genius, Cyril.
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That's right, you bitch.
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I said it. So good luck finding
all these Swiss accounts.
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What you doing?
Ah!
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Hey, Pam, heh.
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No, we don't...
Dealing with disgruntled employees...
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...Pam's great at that.
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Is that Internet porn?
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Uh, yup. Just, um... Just jacking it.
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Can I watch?
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Or is that weird?
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Uh, it's kind of weird.
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Is it?
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Mmm, yes.
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It's because she's such a good listener.
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And she sounds lovely. But you don't
need an HR rep and payroll software...
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Well, it couldn't hurt.
Sir, please. Pirates work for shares...
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...and since you became a pirate king,
there hasn't been any booty, so...
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Gonna have to disagree with you, buddy.
From pirated ships.
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Oh, I thought you meant from all the...
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Native girls, right, no.
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Sorry, I don't know
all the pirate terms yet.
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Well, that's a common one.
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I'm new. To all of this, all right?
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Especially the actual, you know, piracy part.
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It's not really what I expected.
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Damn it, I said get over there.
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For the jillionth time,
nobody is raping anybody.
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Actually, no, you know what?
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Nobody gets anything
because I'm letting him go.
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Shut up. He's a small-business owner.
If he loses his ship, he'll be ruined.
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You can go. Oh, but can we get
about 50 pounds of tuna steaks?
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Which you let him talk you down to 20.
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You know what kind of margins
those guys work on?
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I actually don't.
Well, nice Ph.D.
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My field's anthropology. And I'm
actually just a doctoral candidate.
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Or I was, until these guys captured
my research vessel and enslaved me.
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Ugh. Not this again.
So I was thinking, if you freed me...
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You're my translator, I need you.
That's why I made you first mate.
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Which also went over pretty badly.
Yeah, people hate you.
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So let's put a pin
in the whole manu-mission thing.
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But...
Noah. Morale's low enough as it is.
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Oh, and I bet I know who's to blame.
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Yeah. No kidding.
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I'm not kidding, this Archer guy's
gonna get you all killed. He...
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Riley.
Archer.
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What a coincidence.
I was just talking about you.
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With who? That little shit
doesn't speak English.
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I do little bit.
No, you don't.
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And correct syntax is "With whom."
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Man, that is not gonna help morale.
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Yeah, Bucky's an incorrigible gossip.
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Who... To whom
you are forbidden to speak.
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I locked you here
so you couldn't contact my mother...
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...not so you could,
whatever, sow disharmony.
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You're sowing plenty all by yourself.
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Let's face it, kid,
you're a bust as a pirate king.
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King, exactly.
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Unless you want to spend the afternoon
with a bunch of scorpions...
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...don't forget it.
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And remember, this is a rescue mission.
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I heard you.
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Don't charge in there all crazy,
machine-gunning everything in sight.
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When have I...?
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I'm sure you'd love it if Sterling
were killed in some huge crossfire.
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No, I wouldn't.
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Let's just try to control all your
jealousy and, ugh, sexual frustration.
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- Oh, no, you're breaking up.
- Lana...
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I mean, am I jealous because Archer
gets preferential treatment?
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Yes. But, ha! Am I still attracted to him?
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I mean, come on.
Is a pig's ass pork?
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I'm sorry, did you wanna hear what I think,
or just what you wanna hear?
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Ahh. He asked, pretty sarcastically.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Bucky. What is this?
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We hold erection for king.
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Well, that's flattering.
It's not really necessary.
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He means "elections."
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Oh, well, that makes more... Wait, what?
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Time for new king.
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Okay, pirates. Hey, take a knee.
Noah, you wanna?
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That won't translate.
It's like last week when you said:
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"Lend me your ears," and they were like:
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Damn it.
I can't do idioms. Sorry.
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Shut up.
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Then unshut up, and tell them
that I understand their frustration.
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But do you?
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But you don't change horses in...
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Idiom, idiom.
Right.
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All right. Now is not the time
for a new king.
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Because the king is strong.
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If you so strong, melawan raja.
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Yeah, melawan raja!
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What's melawan raja?
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Oh, king fight. If the king loses
to a challenger in one-on-one combat...
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...he has to step down. Or just be dead.
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Since when?
Oh, since 19-always.
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Did you not read
the orientation materials?
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Whoo!
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Ha-ha-ha-ho!
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More skimmed it.
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Enough talk, melawan raja.
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Okay, Bucky, take it easy.
We'll melawan raja.
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Oh, one thing...
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Noah, shut up and translate.
I accept your challenge.
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Okay.
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Because your mouth's been writing checks
your butt can't cash.
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Do you even know what an idiom is?
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Colloquial metaphor.
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No, it... Well, okay, actually, yes,
but really, I think this is a bad idea.
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I'm not remunerating you to think, Noah.
Even if you weren't a slave.
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And your three-fifths of an opinion
is noted, so... Oh, sweet Jesus Jones.
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See, Bucky doesn't have to fight you
himself. He can choose a stand-in.
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Who is huge.
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That's what I was...
Why didn't he come out for lacrosse?
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Ha! You lucky I do not let him.
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Let him?
Oh, he's Bucky's girlfriend.
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Way to eschew traditional
gender roles, pirates.
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I know, they're fascinating.
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Now we melawan raja. And then we see
who is bucktooth little shit.
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Yeah, it'll still be you. Listen.
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Melawan raja!
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Hey, maybe there's a way to make
some money on this. Bet on me.
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I would, but who'd bet on...?
Wait, don't you have that backwards?
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No. Because you know what I bet?
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I bet I know you're gonna tell me.
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I bet after we Zodiac in past the reef,
take out at least one OP...
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...make our way through a jungle full
of Claymores, neutralize the garrison...
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...and extract that kidnapped getting-ass
son of a bitch, he's gonna be all like:
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Whoo!
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Meh!
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Like this whole thing was
all just part of some dumbshit master plan.
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She said, trying to convince
herself she no longer ached for his... Ow!
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I'm sorry,
what were you gonna say?
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Cock.
Suck it. Because I'm still the king.
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This no fair. You break rules.
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What rules? We're pirates.
Melawan raja means hand-hand combat.
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No guns.
Oh, boo-hoo.
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Show me. Show me where it says that.
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Take your time. I'm hourly.
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I know it's in here somewhere.
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Damn it. Okay, maybe it does not say this
exact words, but everybody knows.
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Nope. Fair is...
Well, it wasn't exactly fair...
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...but since it wasn't expressly forbidden,
tough titties.
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Wow, I never realized
how much we rely on idioms.
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You win this round, Archer.
Duh.
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But every dog has his day.
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See? Idiom.
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And when that day come, Bucky make
you sorry. Bucky make you say...
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Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.
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This is Rip Riley calling ISIS, over.
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Noah.
Oh, that's not me.
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I know that.
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Oh, damn, is that the PA?
Way to eschew traditional labeling, pirates.
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Fascinating. Because since when
is there a radio in the damn dungeon?
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God, you really should have read
your orientation materials.
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Noah!
Radio room.
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Mayday, Mayday, Mayday,
this is Rip Riley calling ISIS. Mayday.
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Rip?
Oh, finally. Malory, listen to me very...
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How's Sterling? Is he hurt or...?
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Oh, God, have the pirates tortured him?
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Uh, no.
Oh, thank God, I was...
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Wait, are you under duress?
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If you are, key your handset twice.
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I'm not under duress, I...
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Oh, that's exactly what you'd say
if you were under duress, so...
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Malory. I don't have a lot of time,
so please listen very carefully.
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I'm listening.
Your son is...
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No!
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Oh, my. Carol. Somebody.
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What?
Sterling. I think he's been shot.
236
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,002
Oh, my God.
237
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,754
So can I go home?
238
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,298
I told you, I'm not going anywhere.
239
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:42,261
Especially not back to ISIS,
and especially not now that I just shot...
240
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,847
...what I assume was the only radio.
241
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,684
Uh, yeah, "See about getting
a backup radio" was item five.
242
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:52,563
Riley, get your ass back in your cell.
243
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,023
Um, sorry, item one's
actually the morale problem.
244
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,025
Noah!
More like potential mutiny.
245
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,360
Yeah, right?
Ha, ha.
246
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:02,656
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and change
"morale problem" to "potential mutiny."
247
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:06,702
No. You're not. Because there
is no mutiny, potential or otherwise.
248
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,582
So is that Malay for...?
249
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,208
"Mutiny," yes.
Yeah, yeah.
250
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:16,545
So I guess I should upgrade it
from "potential" to...?
251
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,964
Incipient?
Ooh, nice.
252
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,674
No. Do not upgrade that mutiny.
253
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:25,554
Noah, I will tell you when it's time
to upgrade the damn...
254
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,559
...mutiny. Okay.
So, what comes after incipient?
255
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,312
In progress.
Nailed it.
256
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:43,739
Oh, this is great.
This is just great for my ears.
257
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,909
This is what I was talking about
with the whole tinnitus thing.
258
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,453
You hear that high-pitched whine?
It's like...
259
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,123
Yeah. Noah.
260
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,751
Ah! What?
Well, for one thing...
261
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,086
...I'm kind of regretting
making you first mate.
262
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,215
Yeah, me too. Now I'm management.
263
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,508
- Archer.
- What?
264
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,759
Shut up. Noah.
265
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,512
What?
What did you say about a backup radio?
266
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,015
That we need one. It's item five.
267
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,767
Oh, well, that's just...
268
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,394
A battering ram?
269
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,605
Archer!
270
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:23,195
What was that? What did he say?
"We're going to kill you."
271
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:27,115
Oh, thought they were surrendering.
Why? Why would you think that?
272
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,576
Well, they did before.
For no good reason.
273
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:33,622
At least then we had assault weapons.
Now we've only got... Give me that.
274
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:37,960
- Yeah, go nuts, Sundance, it's empty.
- It's empty because you emptied it...
275
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,505
...into the only radio on the island.
All six, right in the 10 ring.
276
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:45,300
Well, congratulations. We're trapped.
We're not...
277
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,262
...trapped. Okay, yeah, we're trapped.
278
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,306
Uh, hey, gang? Why don't we just use that?
279
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,434
Well, we're obviously gonna use that.
280
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:02,859
No. No hantu. They not ghosts.
They just white.
281
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,611
Racist.
Ha!
282
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,280
You're racist.
283
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:11,910
Those dirty pirate bastards.
They killed my baby boy.
284
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,705
Hey, hey, hey,
you don't know that for sure yet.
285
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,958
You're right.
That sound could've been anything.
286
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:22,087
Like a firecracker.
Orientals are crazy for firecrackers.
287
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,714
Oh, my God, and rice.
288
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,215
Maybe Rip shot a pirate...
289
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,844
...and Sterling yelled "no" because
he didn't want to give away their position.
290
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,638
And opium.
Yes, you know, I bet they've escaped.
291
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:32,848
Oh, my God. And rice.
292
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:36,768
Because if anyone can escape from
a pirate fortress, it's Sterling and Rip.
293
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,854
Especially if they cooperate.
294
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,023
Damn it, quit stepping on my hands, idiot.
295
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,899
Quit bossing me around. You're not...
296
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,360
Wait, tell me there's no chance
you're my father.
297
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,530
Not unless you're 15.
Oh, thank God.
298
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:53,201
The feeling's mutual. Because if my son
was as big a bonehead as you...
299
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,370
You have a son?
Huh?
300
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:56,872
No.
Then shut up.
301
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,875
Noah, where the hell does this go?
I don't know, down?
302
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:04,212
Wow, you're only a doctoral candidate?
Hey, guy. My field's anthropology.
303
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,840
Heh, heh, good luck with the job hunt.
Heh, right?
304
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,384
Not that it's your business,
but I plan to teach.
305
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:10,719
Anthropology.
306
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,055
Wha...? Yes.
To anthropology majors?
307
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,264
Hey, you know what?
308
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,558
Thus continuing the circle
of "Why bother?"
309
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,978
Oh. Anthropology is
a very important field of study.
310
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,316
Ha! I'm pretty sure somebody's already
named all the different spiders.
311
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,068
That's arachnology!
312
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,404
I know. Equally huge waste of time.
313
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,615
Yeah, and speaking of,
can we go back up?
314
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,825
Oh, my God. Uh...
315
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,704
Not really. Why?
Just curious.
316
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,374
Go, go, go.
317
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,334
- Aah!
- Ow!
318
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,046
Oh, shi...
319
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:52,052
Look, no grenade
is a good grenade. Okay?
320
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:56,932
But that was just a flashbang grenade.
Still super-bad for your ears.
321
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:01,937
So when we get out of here, you should
go see my ENT doctor, he's good.
322
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,898
How the hell are we supposed
to get out of here?
323
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,108
Isn't this your cell?
324
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,110
Yes.
So how'd you get out before?
325
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,112
I bribed Bucky.
Noah.
326
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,447
What?
That is annoying as shit.
327
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:16,076
And I doubt we can bribe Bucky again,
since I crippled his girlfriend.
328
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,537
So, what are we supposed to do now?
329
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,288
I don't know.
330
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,124
But I may as well go home and rest.
331
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,460
If they haven't escaped already,
Lana will be there any time now...
332
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:29,047
...and she'll get them out. And it's not
like I can do anything from here.
333
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,216
Exactly. So why do I have to stay?
334
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:35,595
Because Lana may call.
Or because I said so. Pick one.
335
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,224
Just jacking it.
336
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,895
Oh, my God.
And why the hell are you still here?
337
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,734
Um, I... This is, uh... What was I doing?
338
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,404
Whatever it was, you better pray
it had about three coats of Scotchgard.
339
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,822
And that it wasn't...
340
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,743
Ugh. Pam.
341
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:58,952
Ugh!
342
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,873
Ugh.
343
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,793
His narrow twinky ass better not
steal the boat, is all I'm saying.
344
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,630
Oh, and just before we get in there,
I am not still attracted to Archer.
345
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,176
I'm sure he's still attracted to me.
I mean, you know, he'd have to be...
346
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,636
...blind not to, um...
347
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,806
I'm so sorry about that. Does it hurt?
348
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,560
Ray, seriously, I'm sorry.
349
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,646
Oh, now you're giving me the silent
treatment? What, are you 6?
350
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,358
No. Just professional.
351
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,778
Hey, pirates.
352
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,279
Okay, then how about this?
353
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,198
We set Noah on fire...
Wait. What?
354
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,992
...and when they come to put him out,
we overpower them.
355
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,494
Don't have a lighter.
356
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,162
Well, then I'm out of ideas.
357
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,665
And also out of luck. Heh-heh-heh.
358
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,668
Because no rescue for you, Archer.
359
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:53,924
We catch your friends on beachy.
My...? Ray? Holy shit, where'd you...
360
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,385
...get that eye patch?
What, are you in pirate disguise?
361
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,346
Great job, buddy. Looks great.
362
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:04,392
Lana? You came all this way?
To rescue me?
363
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,561
Oh, my God.
Archer, don't you...
364
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,688
Still got it pretty bad for me, huh?
365
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,440
Archer.
366
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,946
Archer. Don't you dare say...
Whoo!
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