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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[glass shatters]
‐ Sorry.
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Slipped from my hand.
So we have a contract?
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‐ A very lucrative contract.
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‐ To go to Japan and eliminate
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the assassin known
as the Dingo,
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with whom I believe
I've crossed paths before.
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‐ Yes, dear.
‐ Excellent.
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Well, I should prepare.
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Colleagues.
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‐ God, he really
hates glasses now.
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‐ Yeah. Well, that
went better than expected.
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Archer: [retching]
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‐ Jesus...are you throwing up
from your soul?
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‐ Ugh. Yeah.
Most of my soul
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is actually in here now,
right next to the corn,
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which I haven't eaten
in a week.
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‐ Either you just dredged up
a painfully repressed memory,
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or you ordered
the all‐you‐can‐eat
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day‐old shrimp fry
from Cajun Casey's.
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‐ Ugh. Yep, one of those.
‐ I can't resist it either.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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[Pam retching]
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‐ Quick question:
What in the goddamned hell?
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‐ It says it was his
first mission as an agent.
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The Dingo
killed his first love‐‐
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other than
Ms. Archer, of course.
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‐ Still gross.
‐ Still hot.
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‐ Paging Dr. Oedipus.
‐ Why?
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‐ Also,
when did he become a doctor?
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‐ And is he single?
‐ Okay, refocusing!
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It says here the Dingo may be
the most elusive person
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on the planet,
and Archer was never the same
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after his first mission.
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Lana: So he was a better spy
before all this happened?
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Malory: Well...
‐ Okay, you're saying
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you're glad he had this trauma
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because it made him
a great spy,
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but now he needs to deal
with it to become a better spy?
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‐ Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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[swallows]
But yes.
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[light music]
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McGinley: Sterling.
I've made these tapes
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to prepare you
for your first mission.
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I could tell you
all of this, of course,
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but I might be
otherwise occupied.
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[chuckles]
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‐ So cool.
McGinley: Now,
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these won't be
the standard methods,
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but you were never top
of your class by the book.
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You have something special:
intuition, feel.
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And if you learn to trust it,
you'll come through just fine.
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‐ Oh, God. Ah!
Oh, my God.
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‐ [gasps]
‐ I'm‐‐I spilled my drink!
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‐ [gasps]
‐ Oh, God.
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Okay, I get that.
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Hm, yep.
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[main title theme]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Uh, tw
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and my rakishly handsome,
yet somehow single, nephew,
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Sterling.
‐ I'll make a note.
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"Weird, uncle‐nephew
relationship."
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‐ Uh, so, uh, what brings
you to the, uh, this hotel?
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‐ A bike.
And a desire to not starve.
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‐ [chuckles]
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‐ You're uncle's a bit
of a character.
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‐ My, my what? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, he's a handful.
‐ Or is "handful"
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just what they call
a sleazebag in America?
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‐ Oh, come on.
He's not a bag of sleaze.
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He's, you know,
more of a thin coating.
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‐ [chuckles]
[bell dings]
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‐ So this is my first time
in Tokyo.
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Uh, think you could maybe show
me around a little tonight?
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Just think how funny it'll be
when you ditch me
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at the bathhouse
after stealing my clothes.
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‐ Tell you what.
I'll think about it.
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‐ Um, how‐‐how hard?
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‐ Well, you tell me.
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[soft music]
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‐ And phrasing.
Delightful.
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You must find a way
to embrace the moment,
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exist entirely within it.
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The rest, the rest is easy.
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‐ So we just gonna stare
at the lobby of a hotel
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we're not staying at like
the world's worst stalkers?
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‐ God damn it, Lana!
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Do the words "complex inner
journey" mean nothing to you?
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‐ They mean something to me!
The mystery of human life.
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The strangeness.
All the blood.
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‐ [chuckles] He took
"inner journey" literally!
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‐ Just drive, Metamucil.
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McGinley: Our mission is to
protect this man,
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Tadashi Kodo, from an assassin
known as the Dingo.
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‐ Who is he?
Political freedom fighter?
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Scientist? [gasps]
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My secret father?
‐ The head of the yakuza.
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‐ Japanese organized crime?
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Hard to feel like
the good guys on this one.
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‐ Good, bad,
these are just words.
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But true evil is real.
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Evil is what you call someone
who isn't paying you.
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Here, have a drink.
‐ Oh, no.
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I'm trying to stay sharp.
‐ Wouldn't recommend it.
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I've seen your training scores.
‐ Um, can we go back
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to the McGinley
who thought I was great?
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‐ Let me put this delicately.
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Your analytical mind
is not your strength.
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‐ Wow.
That did not feel delicate.
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‐ First time never does.
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Simply put, you need
to trust your intuition.
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So what's a little frontal
lobe paralysis between friends?
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‐ All right.
But, you know, just this once.
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‐ That's what I always say.
Kanpai!
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Lana: Well,
if you're finished.
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‐ I'm never finished, Lana!
So you're welcome.
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‐ All right, shut up.
Let's get into this.
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William Radken, ex‐MI6,
now a freelance fixer.
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The Dingo's gonna kill him.
Not our problem.
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‐ Yes! I love it when things
aren't our problem!
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‐ [scoffs] MI6.
Wonder how much training
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they need
to fetch coffee for the CIA.
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‐ Aww, it's really humiliating
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how they don't work
for their mom, right?
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Krieger, you're here for comms
and surveillance tech.
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‐ And for my extensive
knowledge of Japanese culture.
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‐ Reading a couple dirty comics
doesn't make you an expert.
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‐ We need to stay close
to Willian and wait
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for our moment
to neutralize the Dingo.
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‐ Which is why you should flirt
with and probably date William.
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‐ Ooh, development!
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‐ Quiet down.
His room is next door.
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And being that close
to an active target
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seems like a great way to die.
‐ Oh, come on.
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At best,
it's a pretty good way to die.
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And what are
our other options here?
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‐ I could try to reanimate
and remote control a corpse.
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‐ That's always your plan.
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Ugh, I'll get suited up.
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‐ So... [clears throat]
To make you more comfortable...
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I should go change.
‐ Uh, why?
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[sentimental music]
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‐ Glengoolie Blue, neat.
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Better make it a double
after that bullshit.
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‐ [chuckles] Is it bullshit
season already?
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‐ Yeah.
Fly you a few thousand miles
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to tell you
they're not ready to decide.
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‐ Same as it ever was.
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‐ [sighs] But it does tend
to bring out
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the inherent
pointlessness of life.
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‐ I'll drink to that,
sweetheart.
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‐ [shouting over music] This,
uh, isn't what I expected.
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‐ How so?
‐ I‐I guess it's less Japanese.
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‐ That is
the thing about Japan.
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‐ Hey, why is
your English so good?
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‐ Oh, you know.
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Classic star‐crossed lovers,
complex immigration stuff,
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dad's not around anymore.
You know how that goes.
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‐ Yeah, well, I didn't
even know my father so...
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‐ Sometimes I kinda wish
I didn't know mine.
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But c'est la vie.
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‐ Is that Japanese
for something?
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‐ Yeah. "Life's a shitshow."
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WILLIAM: Of course it is.
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When you're married
to someone from work...again.
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‐ Wow, look at you, going right
back to the well you pissed in.
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‐ Elegantly put.
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‐ Well, I married someone
I didn't work with
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and now he owns the company.
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‐ Sometimes
the well pisses back.
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‐ You don't think she actually
likes him, do you?
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‐ Subtle flush,
open body language,
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gesture amplitude increasing...
‐ That's a no, right?
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Say it's a no!
‐ Why are you so mad?
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‐ Look, on a mission,
feelings don't end well.
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It'll ruin...
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they're not an option!
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‐ Ugh, come on man, not working
for your mother
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is always an option.
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‐ You haven't met her
and stared into those eyes.
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Like a combination of a shark
and two bigger sharks.
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‐ Have you tried bopping her
on the nose?
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‐ Only in my dreams.
I woke up apologizing
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with a giant erection.
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‐ [laughs]
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‐ Uh, maybe too much
for a first date?
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‐ Oh, so you think
this is a date?
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‐ Uh, maybe?
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[sultry music]
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♪ ♪
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[glass shatters]
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‐ First date, ten years ago,
that was probably my best kiss.
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Did not call me back.
‐ Oof. Real slap in the nuts.
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‐ [grunts]
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‐ Sorry, Wild One,
I didn't mean to interrupt
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your costume party.
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Kinda woozy from that kiss,
you know?
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High five?
‐ [speaking Japanese]
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‐ Uh, that didn't sound
like Japanese for high five.
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‐ [speaking Japanese]
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‐ Stay gold, ponyboy!
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[all shouting]
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‐ So here we are.
‐ Two romantically unavailable
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people with
an undeniable rapport...
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[people screaming]
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[rockabilly music playing]
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Enjoying each other's company.
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♪ ♪
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‐ While our spouses
are thousands of miles away.
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♪ ♪
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‐ Let's get out of here!
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‐ Let's get out of here.
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[motor revving]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Aah! Can't do it.
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‐ [sighs] Nope. Too married.
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‐ Tell you what, though.
What if...
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‐ I can't wait for how weird
this is gonna be.
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‐ What if we go into your room,
cuddle for five minutes...
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‐ No kissing.
‐ And then we retire
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to our separate rooms
and then pleasure ourselves
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intensely enough
to cause injury.
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‐ And I am setting my watch.
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‐ Feelings were bad enough,
but Jesus,
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just cheat
like a decent person.
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Goddamnn, that's weird.
‐ Ugh, I know, right?
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Ooh‐hoo,
this one's a real page‐turner.
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[sparse traditional music]
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♪ ♪
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Reiko: Oh, no!
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She's gone!
‐ Oh, hey, Reiko.
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‐ But now I'm pretending
to be cool.
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I don't think she noticed.
[laughs]
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I gotta get to work.
‐ Oh, crap. Yeah, I should...
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‐ Check with your "uncle"
about your "vacation."
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‐ Uh, I assume you're using
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those finger quotes for emphasis.
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‐ Because
I'm an ignorant monster
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who doesn't understand
quotation marks?
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Look, Sterling, your uncle's
been through here a few times.
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And let me give you a tip.
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The hotel staff
always knows everything.
245
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‐ Like everything, everything?
‐ Yup. Not that we want to.
246
00:10:48,129 --> 00:10:50,901
‐ Hey, uh, can we maybe‐‐
‐ Sterling.
247
00:10:50,935 --> 00:10:53,105
I went out with you
because I was bored
248
00:10:53,139 --> 00:10:55,711
and you looked like
a dumb bit of fun.
249
00:10:55,744 --> 00:10:57,380
‐ Yeah, uh, same here.
250
00:10:57,414 --> 00:10:59,752
I‐I was just gonna ask you
251
00:10:59,786 --> 00:11:01,723
if we could never
see each other again.
252
00:11:01,756 --> 00:11:06,031
‐ But, I will say, you've got
something interesting going on.
253
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,135
But let me tell you
the one thing I don't like.
254
00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:10,106
‐ Do you have to?
‐ Your name.
255
00:11:10,139 --> 00:11:12,778
"Sterling"?
Doesn't really fit you.
256
00:11:12,812 --> 00:11:16,118
‐ You could call me Archer.
‐ Hmm, I like that.
257
00:11:16,151 --> 00:11:19,424
See you later... Archer.
258
00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:20,895
Archer: ...and then, bang.
259
00:11:20,928 --> 00:11:22,732
She hits the guy
with a beer bottle,
260
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,268
and we zoom away
on her motorcycle.
261
00:11:24,301 --> 00:11:25,971
And I just really
like her, you know.
262
00:11:26,907 --> 00:11:32,150
‐ [speaking Japanese]
263
00:11:32,183 --> 00:11:36,025
‐ Mr. Kodo says that if we're
going to play grab‐ass all day,
264
00:11:36,058 --> 00:11:38,162
he would've brought
thicker gloves.
265
00:11:38,195 --> 00:11:40,033
‐ Sterling, uh,
appreciate the energy,
266
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,003
but let's get back
to business, eh?
267
00:11:42,037 --> 00:11:44,007
‐ Oh! Could you actually
call me Archer?
268
00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,945
My girlfriend likes
that better‐‐Reiko.
269
00:11:45,978 --> 00:11:48,884
She's Japanese. So cool.
270
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,888
Okay, so first off,
before we set the agenda here,
271
00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:53,760
let's all be extra respectful
of the encounter
272
00:11:53,794 --> 00:11:55,163
that Lana had last night.
273
00:11:55,196 --> 00:11:56,900
‐ By bringing it up
immediately?
274
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,302
‐ I'm saying, now that
it has been brought up,
275
00:11:58,336 --> 00:12:01,041
I forget by whom, we should
be respectful about it.
276
00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:02,845
‐ Though it was
pretty messed up.
277
00:12:02,878 --> 00:12:04,816
‐ Hey, you still working
on that helmet for dolphins
278
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,953
that lets them
communicate sexual consent?
279
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,790
‐ Smoke bomb!
280
00:12:08,824 --> 00:12:11,228
‐ Look, your voyage of
masturbatory exploration aside.
281
00:12:11,262 --> 00:12:13,199
‐ If it's aside, why do you
keep bringing it up?
282
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,036
And even if
that were cheating‐‐
283
00:12:15,069 --> 00:12:16,773
‐ I didn't say cheating.
You did.
284
00:12:16,806 --> 00:12:18,309
But it totally is.
Continue.
285
00:12:18,342 --> 00:12:21,816
‐ You hate Robert,
so why do you even care?
286
00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:24,789
‐ Look, if you want to
quasi‐ghost‐bang some ex‐"spy"
287
00:12:24,822 --> 00:12:26,058
from a second‐tier organization...
288
00:12:26,091 --> 00:12:28,062
‐ Oh, my God,
it always comes back
289
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,935
to the same old dick‐swinging.
‐ Ha! Not true.
290
00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:33,941
This involves, at minimum,
two kinds of dick‐swinging.
291
00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:36,078
But look, when feelings
get mixed into missions,
292
00:12:36,111 --> 00:12:38,082
bad stuff happens,
so for now,
293
00:12:38,115 --> 00:12:39,886
let's just focus
on the next step in the plan.
294
00:12:39,919 --> 00:12:41,556
‐ Which is?
‐ Getting William out
295
00:12:41,589 --> 00:12:44,227
in the open so the Dingo
can try to kill him.
296
00:12:44,261 --> 00:12:46,332
‐ Ugh, God damn it.
297
00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:53,479
‐ Ah, shit. Sniper!
298
00:13:00,259 --> 00:13:02,832
Sterling!
299
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,569
Archer, Stop thinking.
300
00:13:04,602 --> 00:13:05,904
Move!
301
00:13:05,938 --> 00:13:08,910
[dramatic music]
302
00:13:08,944 --> 00:13:15,256
♪ ♪
303
00:13:18,329 --> 00:13:21,603
[both shouting]
304
00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:24,374
‐ He is saying, "Holy shit!"
305
00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:26,111
‐ When did you get here?
306
00:13:29,217 --> 00:13:30,921
At some point,
the training takes over.
307
00:13:30,954 --> 00:13:32,123
And then you ignore
the training
308
00:13:32,157 --> 00:13:33,994
and listen to
your inner awesomeness.
309
00:13:34,027 --> 00:13:37,267
‐ I just can't imagine what it
feels like to be shot at.
310
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,306
‐ Yeah, well, I guess,
I didn't actually get shot at.
311
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:42,277
Come to think of it,
I didn't even see a sniper.
312
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:44,014
‐ Was there one?
313
00:13:44,047 --> 00:13:45,884
‐ Why would McGinley
fake a sniper?
314
00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:47,888
‐ Other than gaining him
the total trust
315
00:13:47,922 --> 00:13:50,293
of the head of the yakuza?
‐ Wow.
316
00:13:50,326 --> 00:13:53,299
I just realized something.
We should have sex again.
317
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,902
‐ How about behind that tree
over there?
318
00:13:54,936 --> 00:13:57,608
‐ And that is why I love you.
319
00:13:57,641 --> 00:13:59,244
‐ Whoops.
320
00:14:05,924 --> 00:14:07,595
‐ You're sure the Dingo
will have to move out
321
00:14:07,628 --> 00:14:09,297
into the open to take the shot?
322
00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:11,903
‐ As long as she stays between
that table and that plant,
323
00:14:11,936 --> 00:14:13,907
the Dingo has to move
into the open.
324
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,944
[tense music]
325
00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:17,948
‐ Right on cue.
‐ The Dingo!
326
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,319
[vocalizes dramatically]
‐ Damn it, Krieger!
327
00:14:20,353 --> 00:14:21,990
‐ Oh, relax, at this distance,
328
00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:23,960
it's physically impossible
for them to hear us.
329
00:14:23,994 --> 00:14:25,196
‐ There's something to be said
330
00:14:25,229 --> 00:14:27,067
for the mood
of a time and place.
331
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,870
‐ That's what the dolphins
keep saying.
332
00:14:29,939 --> 00:14:32,043
‐ Come on. Step out.
333
00:14:32,077 --> 00:14:34,916
Step out and I'll be free.
334
00:14:34,949 --> 00:14:37,053
‐ Actually, the human mind
can't heal like that.
335
00:14:37,087 --> 00:14:39,191
We're doomed to play out
the same patterns over and over
336
00:14:39,224 --> 00:14:41,128
until we deal
with the root causes.
337
00:14:41,161 --> 00:14:44,334
♪ ♪
338
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:47,675
‐ And...
339
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:49,612
no!
340
00:14:51,115 --> 00:14:52,217
‐ Backup plan!
341
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,287
I stashed
the Krieger drone nearby.
342
00:14:54,321 --> 00:14:56,659
We have drone lift off.
343
00:14:56,693 --> 00:14:58,362
[device blips]
And I'm following.
344
00:14:58,395 --> 00:15:00,266
And the Dingo noticed me.
345
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,070
And now shot me.
346
00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:05,109
[device plays descending tones]
Aww.
347
00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:08,617
So I guess Lana had
some second thoughts.
348
00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:11,355
‐ Yes, I would like to talk
to her about that.
349
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,492
‐ [stammering wordlessly]
350
00:15:13,527 --> 00:15:15,263
‐ Well, you make
some great points,
351
00:15:15,296 --> 00:15:17,233
but maybe I thought endangering
an innocent bystander
352
00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:18,503
wasn't worth it.
353
00:15:18,537 --> 00:15:20,106
‐ Endangering
an innocent bystander
354
00:15:20,139 --> 00:15:22,110
is, like, 90% of what we do.
355
00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:24,381
And the other 10% of the time,
we're on break.
356
00:15:24,414 --> 00:15:26,251
‐ Look, I don't want
the guy to die.
357
00:15:26,285 --> 00:15:28,122
‐ That is just so selfish.
358
00:15:28,155 --> 00:15:29,992
I would kill six
of this guy myself,
359
00:15:30,026 --> 00:15:32,531
but I guess that's just
because I'm a professional.
360
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,267
So we are gonna do this again
361
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,238
and make sure you don't tell
Mr. Cuddles anything
362
00:15:36,271 --> 00:15:37,975
because otherwise,
it doesn't work.
363
00:15:38,008 --> 00:15:40,379
‐ Please,
Mr. Cuddles is my father.
364
00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:43,252
Call me Cuddle‐boo‐boo.
‐ God damn it!
365
00:15:43,285 --> 00:15:45,189
McGinley: My guess is that
the Dingo
366
00:15:45,223 --> 00:15:47,995
will take his shot at Kodo
at the wrestling stadium.
367
00:15:48,028 --> 00:15:49,397
That's what I would do.
368
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:51,135
You're ready for this,
Sterling.
369
00:15:51,168 --> 00:15:52,705
Just trust your instincts.
370
00:15:52,738 --> 00:15:55,176
‐ [grunts]
[bell dings]
371
00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:57,313
‐ I did not think it was
this kind of wrestling.
372
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:58,415
‐ [scoffs]
373
00:15:58,449 --> 00:16:03,225
[speaking Japanese]
374
00:16:03,259 --> 00:16:06,031
‐ Mr. Kodo says that
if he wants to see a grown man
375
00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:07,500
in a diaper hug another man,
376
00:16:07,535 --> 00:16:10,439
he will check
your hotel room later.
377
00:16:10,473 --> 00:16:13,412
‐ Sick burn, Mr. Kodo!
378
00:16:13,445 --> 00:16:17,020
I gotta say, for a yakuza boss,
he seems pretty chill.
379
00:16:17,053 --> 00:16:19,424
Though you did
just give me a high three.
380
00:16:19,457 --> 00:16:23,432
‐ Sometimes Mr. Kodo's jokes
don't land as well as he likes.
381
00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:26,438
‐ Oh, Sterling, I need you to
do a sweep of the VIP area.
382
00:16:26,471 --> 00:16:29,177
‐ Wait. You want me
to leave you alone with Kodo?
383
00:16:29,211 --> 00:16:30,514
‐ I can handle things here.
384
00:16:30,547 --> 00:16:33,319
I told you, thinking
isn't your strong suit.
385
00:16:33,352 --> 00:16:35,389
Just do it and come back.
386
00:16:35,423 --> 00:16:37,761
[tense music]
387
00:16:37,795 --> 00:16:41,335
♪ ♪
388
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,038
[metallic banging]
389
00:16:43,072 --> 00:16:44,509
‐ Reiko!
What are you doing here?
390
00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:48,717
‐ Duh, I'm a concierge.
I can get tickets to anything.
391
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,787
Ax Yamaguchi
doing the scissor guillotine
392
00:16:50,821 --> 00:16:53,459
is basically pure sex.
393
00:16:53,492 --> 00:16:57,133
Also, maybe I wanted
to make sure you were okay.
394
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,204
‐ I don't know. Something
isn't right about this.
395
00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:00,741
McGinley said
to trust my instincts,
396
00:17:00,774 --> 00:17:02,477
and my instincts say,
you shouldn't be here.
397
00:17:02,511 --> 00:17:04,481
I don't want you to get hurt.
‐ What a coincidence.
398
00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:07,220
I also don't want me
to get hurt.
399
00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:08,523
But I can take care of myself.
400
00:17:08,557 --> 00:17:10,226
[crowd cheering]
Oh, shit!
401
00:17:10,259 --> 00:17:12,631
Right through the table. Whoo!
‐ Dammit.
402
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,367
We've lost containment.
Not good.
403
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,477
‐ Everyone ready?
‐ Also, follow up:
404
00:17:19,512 --> 00:17:22,116
does everyone love
rhetorical questions?
405
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,252
‐ Ass.
406
00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:29,497
‐ Hold on, I just had my pass.
407
00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:33,640
♪ ♪
408
00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:35,343
McGinley!
409
00:17:37,548 --> 00:17:40,119
[gunshot, people screaming]
410
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:53,813
McGinley, stay with me!
I need you!
411
00:17:53,847 --> 00:17:55,517
‐ You'll figure it out.
412
00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:57,253
I did.
413
00:17:57,287 --> 00:18:00,126
I mean, until now, obviously.
414
00:18:00,159 --> 00:18:02,665
[dramatic music]
415
00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:09,545
♪ ♪
416
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:17,561
I had a big speech
all planned, but...
417
00:18:17,594 --> 00:18:21,435
I can't remember it
right now.
418
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,339
‐ McGinley!
419
00:18:23,372 --> 00:18:25,611
Come on.
You can make it.
420
00:18:25,644 --> 00:18:29,150
‐ Damn it.
I had something for this.
421
00:18:29,184 --> 00:18:32,423
[grunts, gasps]
422
00:18:32,457 --> 00:18:35,831
‐ [sobbing]
McGinley!
423
00:18:45,449 --> 00:18:49,424
[continues imitating engine]
424
00:18:51,328 --> 00:18:54,300
‐ Hi, Reiko. Been a while.
‐ Switch in the tunnel.
425
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,405
Huh, not a bad trick.
426
00:18:56,438 --> 00:18:59,277
Smoke bomb!
427
00:18:59,311 --> 00:19:02,551
‐ Oh, man, that's way more
effective than just yelling it.
428
00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:11,569
‐ Go around and cut her off!
429
00:19:14,909 --> 00:19:16,913
‐ Krieger, get this off!
‐ Good thought,
430
00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:18,516
but I don't think
we have time for that.
431
00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:20,620
‐ Remove it from my face!
432
00:19:20,654 --> 00:19:23,593
‐ Oh, gotcha. Yeah, you just
poke it right here.
433
00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:31,208
‐ Ow! Shit!
434
00:19:33,513 --> 00:19:34,882
‐ Can you run slower,
you think?
435
00:19:34,915 --> 00:19:36,619
‐ I got shot!
436
00:19:36,652 --> 00:19:38,590
‐ Hah! We all get shot, Lana!
437
00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:49,745
Archer: Great work, team!
438
00:19:49,779 --> 00:19:51,682
Maybe next time
you can give her a map too!
439
00:19:51,716 --> 00:19:55,389
And then learn English so you
can understand this insult!
440
00:19:55,423 --> 00:19:57,694
‐ We all know English!
[speaks Japanese]
441
00:19:57,728 --> 00:20:00,232
‐ My cardio's still great
if you were wondering!
442
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,401
‐ I wasn't!
443
00:20:01,435 --> 00:20:03,272
‐ I've also learned cool
new sex stuff!
444
00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:05,476
I was pretty inexperienced
back then.
445
00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:07,413
‐ [snickers] Tell me about it!
446
00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:10,687
You just sort of flopped around
like an epileptic fish.
447
00:20:10,721 --> 00:20:12,891
‐ Now you're just trying
to hurt my feelings!
448
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:20,306
Drop it, Reiko.
There's nowhere left to go.
449
00:20:20,339 --> 00:20:23,278
‐ Not by myself, sure.
450
00:20:23,312 --> 00:20:25,684
But what if we went together?
451
00:20:25,717 --> 00:20:28,288
Oh, come on,
what if we just ran away
452
00:20:28,322 --> 00:20:30,426
and figured this thing out?
453
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:34,334
Archer, we've both
done things we regret.
454
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,373
Maybe here's where we start over.
455
00:20:39,979 --> 00:20:42,250
[both grunt]
456
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,987
‐ I really wish
you hadn't done that.
457
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,322
[gunshot]
458
00:20:45,356 --> 00:20:47,493
‐ [gasps]
459
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,266
‐ Who knows
what would've happened?
460
00:20:51,636 --> 00:20:52,604
‐ Archer...
461
00:20:52,638 --> 00:20:55,577
[somber music]
462
00:20:55,610 --> 00:21:00,352
♪ ♪
463
00:21:00,386 --> 00:21:01,689
‐ You okay?
464
00:21:01,722 --> 00:21:03,459
‐ I know that when I look
over the edge,
465
00:21:03,492 --> 00:21:05,463
she's just gonna have
disappeared again.
466
00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:10,473
Nope. Wow.
She is real dead.
467
00:21:10,507 --> 00:21:11,676
‐ Yup.
468
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:12,978
‐ Well, the good news is,
469
00:21:13,011 --> 00:21:15,684
I feel exactly
zero percent better.
470
00:21:15,717 --> 00:21:17,821
‐ Well you did
just get stabbed.
471
00:21:17,855 --> 00:21:20,292
‐ Strong point, Lana.
But you know what?
472
00:21:20,326 --> 00:21:22,296
Reiko is the one
who started calling me Archer.
473
00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:25,369
So I think from now on,
you should call me Sterling.
474
00:21:25,402 --> 00:21:27,473
‐ Really?
‐ No, forget it. Bad idea.
475
00:21:27,508 --> 00:21:28,843
I have a lot invested
in that name.
476
00:21:28,877 --> 00:21:31,014
I mean, just from
a branding perspective alone.
477
00:21:31,047 --> 00:21:32,851
‐ I'm just sorry
this all happened to you.
478
00:21:32,885 --> 00:21:34,722
‐ Yeah, me too.
479
00:21:34,755 --> 00:21:36,358
Sorry you ruined your marriage.
480
00:21:36,391 --> 00:21:38,596
‐ Now, Archer? Really?
‐ [chuckles]
481
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:41,334
Uh‐oh. No time for a retort.
482
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,571
Archer out!
483
00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:05,750
‐ Made in Georgia.
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