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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,343 - Nereus to Mission Control, over. - Because look around! 2 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,303 Does this look like the brain to you? 3 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:13,554 No! 4 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:16,974 Oh. I was gonna say yes. We are clearly not in the brain. 5 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:19,143 Look around. We are surrounded by... Aah 6 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:21,104 - What the shit? - What the hell? 7 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:24,023 - Ooh. Surrounded by muscle fiber. - Sorry! 8 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,818 - Just think if I ever worked out. - Ahem. 9 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,611 You done? Hm? Oh. 10 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:31,739 I was saying that look at all that muscle fiber out there... 11 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:33,783 ...so we're not in the brain, so... 12 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:37,245 So where are we? And follow-up: Nereus to Mission Control. 13 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:40,623 What is with the rubbing alcohol? Uh, I'm making room for Tang. 14 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:43,167 Nereus to... What? What Tang? 15 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:46,295 The Tang on which I've got dibs, so... Why would there be Tang? 16 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,840 Goofy Grape, then, whatever. 17 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:52,760 Lefty Lemon? Lana, this is serious. If our electrolytes get out of balance... 18 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:57,265 Archer, we've only got 57 minutes until the sub reverts back to normal size. 19 00:00:57,433 --> 00:00:58,683 Killing Dr. Kovacs. 20 00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:02,019 Permanently ending your checkered careers as intelligence agents. 21 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,689 We get it! So your electrolytes can wait. 22 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:07,024 Well, you say that... So tell us what to do. 23 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,943 How can we help you find out where we are? 24 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:11,612 Ugh. For starters, he can quit futzing around with the radio... 25 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,698 This is Mission Control, over. 26 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:16,033 You were saying? Heh. Goosebumps. 27 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:19,120 Really wish you'd quit dicking around. I know. 28 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:23,249 Mission Control, what is our 20? Injection... botched. 29 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,460 Krieger... asshole. 30 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:26,669 Eww. Shh! 31 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:27,837 No! Ew. 32 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,672 Say again, Control, what is our 20? 33 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,550 It appears... Kovacs' left foot. 34 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,261 His left foot? Oh, well, that's good, right? 35 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,430 How is that possibly good? 36 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:40,600 Well, relative to Krieger's asshole. 37 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:44,228 And to this. Seriously, where do you keep the fruity drink powder? 38 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:46,272 I'd even take Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry. 39 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,275 How noble. Well, no, I'd still bitch about it. 40 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,528 And I think I've earned that right. 41 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,989 What's wrong? Why aren't they moving? 42 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,866 Who knows? Their radio's damaged. 43 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,077 Maybe the propulsion system is too. 44 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:44,664 Nereus, this is Mission Control... Oh, for the... They know who it is. 45 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:48,167 If I were to make a list of things I'm not in the mood for right now... 46 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,755 That would be second on said list. 47 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:55,132 What, does she need to be fed? Wants, maybe. 48 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,427 I wouldn't say "need." She's about to pop out of that onesie. 49 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:01,097 She seems like a normal baby-weight. Oh, yes... 50 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:03,850 ...and everyone deserves a trophy just for showing up... 51 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,435 ...and everyone's Kickstarter has merit. 52 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:11,816 - Okay, people, listen up. - We're bailing. 53 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:15,361 What are you...? Archer, if you bail on this mission, your career is over. 54 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,405 Oh, eat several dicks, Slater. 55 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:20,116 Your people shot us in this guy's foot, not us. 56 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:22,285 Well? Are we bailing or not? 57 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:23,619 - Yes. - No! 58 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:26,789 Oh, my God. Seriously, shit or get off the pot. 59 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:32,169 You know, on the farm it was actually a pot. Like, it was literally a pot. 60 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,673 I have absolutely no response to that. 61 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:40,094 Because forgetting that Dr. Kovacs will die if we don't laser that blood clot, how...? 62 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,388 With the laser, we cut a hole in his foot. 63 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,850 Zrrp. And slide on out. Flrrp. 64 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:49,312 It's basically the old zrrp-and-flrrp. 65 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:52,565 Archer, we're the size of a bacteria... Bacterium. 66 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,567 Thanks, Jill Nye. Zerp. 67 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,152 So no one could see us. 68 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,238 Until 48 minutes from now, when the sub reverts back to normal. 69 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,783 Killing not only Dr. Kovacs but everybody else in the room. 70 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,911 And we can reach the clot in time. How? 71 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,246 To get from his foot to his brain would take... 72 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:10,541 Literally one minute. Literally. Sorry, I think you mean figur... 73 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:13,085 That's how long it takes blood to cycle through the body. 74 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,546 Seriously? Yeah, that doesn't sound right. 75 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:19,467 Well, we could ask Wikipedia. Good luck, I've got negative one bars. 76 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:20,843 Or we could just ask me... 77 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:24,055 ...the woman who graduated from Harvard Med School summa cum laude. 78 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,890 With a minor in Spanish bragging. 79 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,808 A, that was Latin. He knows. 80 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:31,145 And B, we just have to laser our way into one of these veins here. 81 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,648 Flrrp... Wait, no. Zrrp. 82 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:36,192 Blood flow will take us into the inferior vena cava... 83 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,737 ...then up through the right atrium, tricuspid valve, right ventricle... 84 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:43,199 ...pulmonic valve, pulmonary artery, into the lungs, pulmonary veins... 85 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:46,619 ...left atrium, mitral valve, left ventricle, aortic valve, aorta... 86 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,413 ...common carotid artery, internal carotid artery... 87 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,290 ...then, ugh, I can find it from there. 88 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:55,211 So if the blood flow will take us right to the clot, what's the catch? 89 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:59,131 The catch is that we'll be going between three and four miles an hour. 90 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,925 Big whoop. 91 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,635 No? Nobody? 92 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,638 Oh, shit. If we're the size of a tiny germ... 93 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:09,225 Yes, to us it will seem like... Making the jump to hyperspace? 94 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,228 If by "hyperspace" you're referring to the film Star Wars... 95 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,397 ...and not bosonic string theory, then... Shh! 96 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:18,776 There's enough room in the world for science and miracles. 97 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:19,986 Okay, listen up. 98 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,863 When we go into that vein, we're gonna get hit with about 10 G's. 99 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:24,782 - Buckle up! - No. 100 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,451 - Just kidding. That's a lot of G's. - Oh! 101 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:31,247 So suddenly you don't have a death wish? Lana, I've never had a death wish. 102 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:35,418 It's just that I don't believe that I personally even can die. 103 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:38,921 Wow. Although I do believe in ghosts. 104 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:41,924 Not sure if that's related or... 105 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:45,886 Guess I better put these away since they're tungsten and insanely sharp. 106 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,931 Yeah. Should you even have those? 107 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,434 I shouldn't even have yarn. 108 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:55,688 Ah. And I should not have volunteered for this. 109 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:59,400 So I saw you coming on to Archer. Look, I'm a sexual being. 110 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,610 If that is shocking to you, then so be it. 111 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:06,032 It's not. I was just gonna tell you he's had the clap so many times it's more like applause. 112 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,617 What was that? I said, ready on that laser? 113 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,787 - Duh. - Then fire at... 114 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,000 ...will. Great. 115 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,794 Okay, Gillette, now just slip it in nice and easy. 116 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:23,507 I mean, what about "that's what she said"? Can we at least do that? 117 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,468 Hush! Here we go, people! 118 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,470 God, I will be glad when this is over. 119 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:31,849 Yeah, and when it is, I think you really should apologize to Lana. 120 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,727 For what? For being so racist about your hand. 121 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:38,564 What? Racist? Yeah, all that Driving Miss Daisy stuff... 122 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:41,192 ...and the Piggly Wiggly and the... Oh, my God! 123 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:44,403 I was mad because it's a robot hand, not because it's black! 124 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:45,613 Hang on! 125 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:47,782 Oh. Because it seemed like... 126 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,492 I gotta go tell her! No, no, no! 127 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,378 Ugh. Are you crippled again? 128 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,550 Yep. Well, cheer up, buddy. 129 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:09,762 Maybe Krieger can get you some black bionic legs. 130 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,931 Just like Jesse Owens. 131 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:15,601 Who may or may not have been a robot. 132 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:19,814 Although I might be thinking of the Jetsons' maid. 133 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:22,191 Wait, was she black? 134 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:32,993 SLATER What do you mean, he's crippled? 135 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,829 Ugh! Differently-abled, whatever. 136 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:36,997 No, we can just go with crippled. 137 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:39,542 Then who's steering the ship? I am! 138 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,838 Now's the perfect time. Not like you haven't dreamed about it. 139 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:45,881 Just crash the sub and kill them, Cyril. 140 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,425 Okay, Cyril? Mm? Yes? Over? 141 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:51,095 We're through the heart. We need to get to the carotid artery... 142 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:53,514 ...so on my mark, turn hard to starboard. 143 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,933 And refresh my memory, starboard is... Mark! 144 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,480 Now, on my mark, hard to port. Mark! And that's...? Aah! 145 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,068 Okay, this is it. 146 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,529 Wow, guess it does just take a minute. 147 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:12,366 So they're in the brain now? Well, we're assuming they are. 148 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,118 Ugh! We have to wait... 149 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,786 ...for them to tell us their location. 150 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,497 The sub is too small to track with our current technology. 151 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:21,500 Maybe the CIA should do a Kickstarter. 152 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:25,504 Can someone please get that child some food? 153 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,257 Oh, all right, she can have... 154 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,801 ...one cocktail onion. 155 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,680 Okay, there's the blood clot. Fascinating. 156 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,766 Ugh! People's bodies are so gross. 157 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,936 Well, some people can't help it. What...? Not you, Pam. 158 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:44,690 I was talking about Ray. Seriously, you're like filet o' man. 159 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,984 You know... Time to deminiaturization: 160 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,277 Forty minutes. 161 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:51,572 So, hey, if you've got this... I've always got everything. 162 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:55,826 Then I'm gonna go check on Ray. Oh, tell him... No, never mind. 163 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:59,496 No? You don't have a pun-based, little zinger about walking or...? 164 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:03,167 No, I'm actually kind of worried he's gonna kill himself. 165 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,336 Laser turret, prepare for thrombolysis. 166 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:09,506 Uh... Is there a knob for that or...? It means destruction of the thrombus. 167 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,634 Uh... The thrombus is the blood clot. 168 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,427 Heh, oh. Duh! 169 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:16,597 Yes. Obviously you got this. 170 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,975 You have to be sure not to let the laser detach the thrombus... 171 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:23,062 ...from the artery wall. The last thing we want is an embolism. 172 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:26,982 - No shit, that's my third biggest fear. - That's an aneurysm. 173 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,401 Okay, fourth biggest, whatever. Archer, focus. 174 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,779 We've got less than 40 minutes to deminiaturization. 175 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,698 Oh, shit. And even less than that until we're out of oxygen. 176 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:35,908 Wait, what? 177 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,869 O2 consumption's about 12 percent higher than it should be. 178 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:42,122 Twelve percent? That's like an entire... 179 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,000 - Extra person. - A person called... 180 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:49,004 Goddamn it, Michael! ...TV's Michael Gray. 181 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,173 You ruined it. 182 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:54,426 And, also, please let me out. No! 183 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,263 - What's going on? - Well, TV's Michael Gray is on board... 184 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,681 - ...for some reason. - What? 185 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,182 Mikey Mike! 186 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,934 And where are you two going? 187 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,019 Up there, to gawk at TV's Michael Gray. 188 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:07,273 We're taking these razor-sharp tungsten knitting needles with us. 189 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,942 What about Ray? He can't come, he's crippled. 190 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,861 Lana! 191 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,197 And also physically. What the...? Whoa. 192 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,450 Cyril, can you see where you're going with your head up your ass? 193 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,078 That wasn't me. We're not even moving. 194 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:24,164 It's leukocytes! White blood cells! 195 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,166 They must think we're bacterium. 196 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,295 Well, let's see how they like having a laser beam blasted up... 197 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:33,257 ...whichever part of the leukocyte is the asshole. 198 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:36,510 - Uh, Alex, I think my buzzer's broken. - Goddamn it! 199 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,221 - The laser capacitors are damaged. - Is that bad? 200 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:42,558 What do you think? That you'd better watch your tone. 201 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:48,063 Whoa. I'm so sorry! 202 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:51,567 And I accept your apology, but, honey, I need to go see what's going on. 203 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:52,943 It's God's wrath! 204 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:56,488 For letting my self-loathing about my ever-increasing bionics... 205 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,240 ...make you think I'm a racist. 206 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:02,411 Well, I don't know about God's wrath, but... Oh, but you will, Miss Unwed Mother. 207 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,204 Okay. Ow! 208 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:07,458 One of those leukocyte things just blobbed all over the windshield! 209 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,126 Cyril, shut up. What are we doing? 210 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,629 Suffocating. Oh, sorry, Mikey Mike. 211 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,007 No, no, no. Don't let him... Ta-da! 212 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:20,137 I think sometimes you oversell it, buddy. Great, now we can all suffocate. 213 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,015 Excuse me? We only had enough oxygen for eight crew... 214 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,977 ...not nine, so thanks to TV's Michael Gray, we're low on oxygen. 215 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,645 What? Why is he here? 216 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,774 Damn it, it's bad enough we're getting devoured by leukocytes. 217 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:35,444 What do you want me to do, transform into Captain Marvel and save the day? 218 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,614 I'd be happy if you could transform into Jackson Bostwick. 219 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,825 Nice. 220 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:47,623 Sorry. I guess I had that coming, huh? 221 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,458 Will you explain that to me later? 222 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,043 I was gonna ask you to. 223 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,462 Time to deminiaturization: Okay, so we've got... 224 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,339 Thirty minutes. Thanks. 225 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,591 And since the laser's all jibbered up... 226 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,302 Someone will just have to go out there in scuba gear... 227 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:05,557 ...and use this portable laser to destroy the clot and fend off the attacking leukocytes. 228 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:10,396 And I guess that someone is me. Us. I'm going with you. 229 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:14,191 Oh, my God, Michael, it's over. Stop trying to impress me. 230 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,568 And also no offense, but you're tiny. 231 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,570 But somebody has to watch your back. 232 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:22,950 Well, that somebody's not gonna be A.J.'s mother, so Slater. 233 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:27,871 Ha, ha! No way, you're just gonna frag me. I totally was. Okay, so Pam. 234 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,998 Yay! 235 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,626 Well, don't rub it in TV's Michael Gray's face. 236 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,211 Sorry. 237 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,672 Oh, **** you. 238 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:44,930 Time to deminiaturization: 15 minutes. 239 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,350 Because who takes 15 minutes to put on a damn wetsuit? 240 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,562 Who has an entire submarine with no damn talcum powder on board? 241 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,731 And, Archer, remember, do not let the leukocytes touch you. 242 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,025 They're... Macrophages. Yeah, got it. 243 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,277 What's that mean? 244 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,572 It means they'll slowly turn your entire body inside out... 245 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,741 ...and devour every single cell you're made of. 246 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:08,328 Holy snacrophages. Oh, I thought it was a type of wizard. 247 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:14,084 Hey, you guys wanna take my needles? What? No, why would we want those? 248 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,044 - They're tungsten. - Move. 249 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,089 Archer, listen to me, I know you think you're invincible. 250 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,049 Plus now I have a laser backpack. 251 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:24,511 But you're a father now... With a laser backpack. 252 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,639 Shut up. And, please, be careful. 253 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,601 No. Heh. To both. 254 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,144 Woo-hoo! 255 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:35,230 Leukocytes! 256 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,815 Thirteen minutes to go. 257 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:41,653 And just to reiterate, if your people fail... We'll never work in espionage again. 258 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,031 Yes, you've made that perfectly clear. 259 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:49,244 Maybe we can all live on the prize money she wins as a competitive eater. 260 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,914 So how are they doing out there? Ah. 261 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:55,459 - About like you'd expect from Archer. - Whoo! 262 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,254 Eat that, you stupid macrophage! 263 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,340 There's another one, nine o-clock! 264 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,760 Oh, my God, I could do this all day. 265 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,596 Well, since we don't have all day... Shut up. 266 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,097 Coming up on 12 minutes. 267 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,934 Will we have enough time to reach the extraction point? 268 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,270 We should. From here via the optic nerve should take 90 seconds... 269 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,439 ...then another 60 to the tear duct. 270 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,609 So we even have time to make love. 271 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,612 What? Sex. Inside my lover's own body. 272 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:27,074 It would be the ultimate cuckold. Ugh! No! 273 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:28,951 Lady, you've got problems. 274 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,870 Plus TV's Michael Gray is staring right at us. 275 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,086 Okay, that was the last one for now. 276 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,380 Keep a lookout while I zrrp the clot. 277 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:45,175 And, remember, you have to make sure it doesn't break free from the... 278 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,928 What was that? 279 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:53,183 Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of me thrombolyzing the shit out of that thrombus. 280 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,477 Well? Are you just gonna stand there and gloat? 281 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,312 Technically, Lana, I'm floating. 282 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:01,441 - It's basically the old float-and-gloat. - Get back to the ship, you asshole! 283 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,986 Okay, but only because I choose to. 284 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,196 Archer, look out! What...? 285 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:11,243 And also because it seems like the prudent course of action. 286 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,413 Time to deminiaturization: 10 minutes. 287 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,416 Damn it! Okay, get ready for the extraction. 288 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,752 Get ready how? We don't know if the sub is in his tear duct yet. 289 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,462 So go get an eyedropper. 290 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,299 For the next 10 minutes, just eyedropper out his tears... 291 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,925 ...and move them into the hangar. 292 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,720 Scoop out his whole damn eyeball if you have to. 293 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:33,390 Oh, no, no, no. We wouldn't do that, would we? 294 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,935 No, that's a meanie-bo-beanie. Yeah. 295 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,688 Okay, door's closed. Hit it! 296 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,899 All right, we're in. Purging air... No, no, no! 297 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,818 Um... Sorry, what was that? 298 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:49,781 The ship cannot move while the airlock is purging. 299 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,366 Oh. Uh... 300 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,578 Kind of seems like a design flaw. We could start drinking it. 301 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:58,040 That would save like two seconds. Well, plus I'm pretty thirsty. 302 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,709 Pam, it's blood. I'm pretty thirsty. 303 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,837 Time to deminiaturization: eight minutes. 304 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:08,008 Okay, Cyril. You have to be ready to go the second that the airlock is clear. 305 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,593 Clear? Yes! 306 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:10,886 Yes? Ugh. 307 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,805 Yeah, what could possibly go wrong? 308 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,643 Okay, this eyedropper's full. Here! Go! Move! 309 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,896 Damn it, give me another eyedropper! Time to deminiaturization: 310 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,898 Seven minutes. 311 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,816 Six minutes. 312 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,235 Five minutes. 313 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,404 Four minutes. Aah! 314 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,783 Three minutes to deminiaturization. 315 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,077 Airlock purged. 316 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,371 What are we doing? Go, go, go! 317 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,914 Aah! 318 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,417 Eyedropper! 319 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:45,837 Okay, Cyril, here comes the optic nerve. Now hard to starboard. 320 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,924 Hard to starboard! Ooh! 321 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,760 Two minutes. Exciting, huh? 322 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:55,097 Yeah. Shut up! Unh! 323 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,182 Oh, right. 324 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,643 There's the tear duct. Hard to port! 325 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,270 Hard to port! 326 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,773 - Eyedropper! - One minute. 327 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,693 Holy shit, we're gonna make it. 328 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,488 Wait, are we gonna make it? Or are we just too broken? 329 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,950 - Ugh, Michael. - Seriously. 330 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,411 - Look, look, there's a bright light! - Yes! 331 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,414 - We're approaching the eyeball! - Thirty seconds. 332 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,873 Eyedropper! 333 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,126 So, yeah, we shower it up and then... 334 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,129 ...wherever the town is, we go find a Sizzler or whatever... 335 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:31,299 ...me, Lana, you, and TV's Michael Gray, double date, and then, flrrp. 336 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,802 Get shitty on rib eyes and Scotch. 337 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,096 - Okay. - Ten seconds. 338 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,640 Nine, eight, seven... 339 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,016 Oh, that's it. ...six... 340 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:45,230 Go, go, go! Get out of here! ...five, four, three, two, one. 341 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,149 Begin deminiaturization... 342 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,704 Huh. 343 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,082 Guess we didn't make it. 344 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,544 But so is there a steakhouse around? 345 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,796 Oh, and do they have flowerpot bread? 346 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,342 All right, so, now, listen... 347 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:19,014 No, no, no. I will not listen because you no longer exist in my world. 348 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,891 So take this unlucky baby... 349 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,478 ...while I focus on the two positive aspects of this debacle. 350 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,688 First, that you will no longer be a stain... 351 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,483 ...on the escutcheon of the clandestine services and... 352 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,444 No, please. You can't blacklist us. This is all I've ever known, it's... 353 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:37,032 Shh! Shh. The second positive is that, even though Dr. Kovacs is dead... 354 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:41,244 ...his miniaturization process lives on in the memory banks of the supercomputer. 355 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,511 Whoo! Shrinky-Dink that! 356 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,262 Krieger out. 357 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,641 Which... 358 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,895 ...Dr. Kovacs conceived and built the magnum opus... 359 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,816 ...of what was surely the greatest mind of his generation. 360 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,947 And so you work your whole life for something, for a cause... 361 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,407 ...and in the end what do you have to show for it? 362 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:25,455 No parade, no statue, no medal of freedom, no songs of heroic deeds. 363 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:28,375 Just an ulcer and you, dear. 364 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:32,212 Who I honestly think just gave me a hernia. 365 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:45,684 Well, if you fed her, like you said you did, why is she still hungry? 366 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,770 Who knows with her? A tapeworm? 367 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:52,649 And after that disaster, you'd all better get used to being hungry. 368 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:56,278 At least until I can find a way to get us back in with the CIA. 369 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,446 Why bother? Excuse me? 370 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,616 Well, look, I can't speak for Archer... And yet... 371 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:05,662 But I don't want to risk my life on shady missions for those assholes at the CIA. 372 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,290 I have a child to raise. So do I. 373 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,876 Well, not... And besides, they obviously set us up. 374 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,169 They want us to fail. Why would they...? 375 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:17,632 Why would you wanna work for those Ivy League white-shoe DC pricks? 376 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,427 Yeah. That's not who we are. 377 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,638 We're the outsiders, the scrappy underdogs. 378 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,265 Yeah. Yes, we are. 379 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,977 We're Delta House, The Dirty Dozen, the Rebel Alliance. 380 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,771 The Commitments. Yeah! 381 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,149 We're the Bad News Fricking Bears... 382 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:39,029 ...and our Lupus is an openly gay cyborg dying of sepsis in a wheelbarrow. 383 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,700 He's actually dying though. 384 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:48,997 So why would you want to go back to being the CIA's... Sorry, but, bitch? 385 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:52,626 Because, you pea-wit, what are we going to do for money? 386 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,502 Well... 387 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,881 ...I actually have some thoughts on that. 32064

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