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Before we begin, I want to make
one thing perfectly clear to all of you.
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The information you're about to hear
is top secret.
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Unauthorized publication or "leaking" of this
information would be an act of high treason...
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...for which you would be tried and convicted
by a secret military tribunal and executed.
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So no, Miss Poovey, I don't think
a selfie would be appropriate.
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Okay, I'm not. Jesus.
Why is she even in this briefing?
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She's not allowed to go on missions.
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Because she always stows away somehow,
as do Figgis and Dr. Krieger...
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...and Julia Gluey-Dreyfus over there...
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...so this time they're going on the
mission, so we can contain them.
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Well, unless the mission is a softball game
against Gary's Olde Town Tavern...
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No, it's...
In which case I nominate Ray Pitcher.
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You know what...?
Not because it's black.
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You know what...?
Lana, he's the one ashamed...
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...of his hand's heritage, not me.
I'm not ashamed.
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Psst. Ray, call... Call... Call me.
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- Ooh, a little "handingo" action.
- Ahem.
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Time is a bit of a factor here, so as much as I'd
like to spend the day murdering all of you...
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...I'm afraid we need to press on.
To wit, this is Dr. Zoltan Kovacs.
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Last night in Paris, someone...
We suspect the Russians.
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Attempted to abduct him.
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A high-speed chase ended in a crash...
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...which left him in a coma
with a blood clot in his brain.
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Which matters because...?
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Because since defecting to the West
20 years ago...
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...Dr. Kovacs has been developing a top-secret
process for molecular miniaturization.
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Aren't they already pretty small?
It doesn't miniaturize molecules.
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The process can miniaturize anything
down to sub-microscopic size.
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Robotics, computers, video cameras,
vehicles, even human beings.
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But...
You maniacs!
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You stole it! You stole my idea!
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I've been working on miniaturization
for years, damn you, years!
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Krieger, those were Shrinky Dinks.
It's the same principle!
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It is absolutely not the same principle.
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Well, then I've wasted my life.
And all of my good markers.
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But how does it work, this process?
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You'll be given a cursory explanation
at the CIA laboratory in New Mexico.
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Why? Well, I assume they
needed a large building...
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...in a remote location
with plenty of parking.
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And real estate is cheaper out in the desert.
No, not why is the lab in New Mexico.
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Why are you gonna tell us
how this super-top-secret shrink ray works?
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Because in less than 14 hours,
you're all going to be miniaturized...
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...down to the size of bacteria
and injected into Dr. Kovacs.
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- Wait, what?
- Is that possible?
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What if we don't consent to be
Dr. Shrinkered?
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Well, there's a carrot and a stick here.
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The carrot being a one-time payment
of $1 million each.
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And the stick?
The stick is, this is your last chance.
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You people have bungled every assignment
the CIA has given you...
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...so if you refuse or fail this mission...
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...I will personally ensure that none
of you ever works in espionage again.
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- I'm just an assistant.
- No likey.
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Well, it's normally the other way around, but
this time I think I definitely prefer the carrot.
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Not dick, Pam, stick.
Carrot and stick.
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Yeah, I know.
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Okay, people, listen up.
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We've got an enormous amount of information to
cover and a very short time in which to do it...
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...so your undivided attention is of the
utmost... Mr. Figgis, may I help you?
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Uh, yeah, is there any reason why you
can't just do regular brain surgery...
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...without a shrink ray?
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Yes, there is.
And, Mr. Archer, may I help you?
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Yeah, why the hell would this guy
have an oil can in his...?
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Elbow grease.
Wow. It's "pun" for the whole family.
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That's racist!
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You know what I don't have time for?
Mm, shopping for clothes?
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Your particular brand of bullshit.
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I was trying to familiarize myself
with the human body, Slater.
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Yeah? You know what this is?
Your best gal?
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You son of a...
Slater! We do not have time for this.
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After this is over, you and me.
Boop.
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Why do you constantly antagonize him?
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I... Oh, my God. Cyril, are you jealous?
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No, I'm...
I'm gonna make it up to you, buddy.
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- Please don't.
- Archer.
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If you're done trying to win votes
for class clown...
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More like "Most Handsome."
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I was voted "Best Milker."
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- Me too.
- Ew!
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Please direct your attention
to Dr. Kovacs' assistant...
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...Dr. Sklodowska.
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It's Sklodowska.
I'm sorry. What'd I say?
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I don't know. Something else.
Welcome, all of you...
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...and thank you for volunteering
for this mission.
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Albeit under threat of death.
Due to boredom.
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Come on, let's get shrunked up already!
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First, we need to cover some basics.
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Now, as you may or may not know,
Dr. Kovacs and I are lovers.
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- If that is shocking to you, so be it.
- That's not shocking at all.
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This is Dr. Kovacs' brain, home to the
greatest mind in the history of mankind...
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...if not the universe.
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This is the blood clot that threatens
to destroy that brain.
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But we will destroy the
clot with the Nereus.
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Dibs on captain. Dibs on driving!
You have dibs on neither.
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Mr. Gillette, who is a licensed pilot,
will be piloting the Nereus.
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So I'm good enough to drive y'all around?
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Great. Maybe on the way,
we can stop off down the Piggly Wiggly.
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When this is over, I think you and I
should have a nice, long talk.
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I'm sorry. Am I forgetting my place?
Little bit.
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After being miniaturized,
the Nereus and its crew will...
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Yes, Mr. Archer? Yeah, I think I
should at least be co-captain.
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I've had astronaut training.
So what? So did I.
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So did most of us.
Yeah, but you sucked at it.
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You kept puking your guts out
on the, uh... Don't say it.
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The vomit comet.
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But I kicked total ass in zero gravity,
so I think I should be in charge.
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What the hell are you talking about?
I know how to do it, be weightless.
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So?
So when we're floating around...
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...in this Kovacs guy, in the submarine...
Have you ever seen a submarine movie?
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Oh, my God, Operation Petticoat,
Das Boot, The Enemy Below...
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...Run Silent, Run Deep,
uh, Gray Lady Down...
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Ooh, Yellow Sub...
Yellow Submarine, yes!
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Wow. There's so many submarine movies.
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And, in any of them, was anyone onboard
any submarine weightless?
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Yeah, plus that time we were all on a
submarine and were not weightless?
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- Oh, right. But this time we're gonna be tiny.
- Ahem.
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After being miniaturized, the Nereus,
with the mission team onboard...
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...will be injected into Dr. Kovacs here,
as close to the blood clot as possible.
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This is because
we only have exactly 60 minutes...
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...before the process wears off
and we revert to normal size.
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Sixty minutes exactly?
Yes, I feel like I was very clear on that.
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Our progress will be tracked in real time
on a 3-D map of the human body...
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Ta-da!
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Oh, my God, Slim Goodbody.
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No! No, this is absolutely not
that trademark character.
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This is...
Michael? Oh, my God.
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Just a unitard with the systems
of the human body on it.
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On a guy.
On a guy named TV's Michael Gray.
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- What?
- Earballs! Jesus!
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I see I have some fans in the audience.
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Ha. Are you kidding?
Are you?
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Lana, it's TV's Michael Gray.
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Billy Batson, from The Shazam/lsis Hour?
Well, and The Brian Keith Show.
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Obviously and The Brian Keith Show.
Who is Brian Keith?
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Now you're just trying to piss me off.
So, what's up? What have you been doing?
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As you see, my good sir...
Uh, CIA puppet shows?
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Acting, you philistine.
Michael, what are you doing here?
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I...
How did he even get on the base?
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He said he knew you.
You let an unauthorized civilian...
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...onto a CIA black site
just because he said he knew me?
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Well, plus, he is TV's Michael Gray.
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And as you may or may not know,
TV's Michael Gray and I were lovers.
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If that is shocking to you, so be it.
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- No.
- I get it.
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I think maybe you're confusing the word
"shocking" with the word...
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This! This is shocking!
No, that's just gross.
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Which is also the word I think you're
looking for with your old-man fetish.
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Come on, they're not so...
That one doesn't even have skin!
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Okay, if everyone will follow me
into the miniaturization chamber...
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...we will now begin boarding the Nereus.
Whoa, wait. Already?
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Yeah. Shouldn't we learn a little more
about the mission parameters?
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You absolutely should.
But we're behind schedule, thanks to...
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- TV's Michael Gray.
- Whoo!
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And...
Scene. Yes, we get it, Michael.
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Scene! No, you ruined it.
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Miniaturization will begin in 60 minutes.
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Okay, people, you heard the lady.
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Here are your mission assignments.
Archer...
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Captain!
No, you're not.
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- Gillette is the pilot, and Cyril is the co-pilot.
- Well, we'll see about that.
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Go see about that.
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Okay, Pam and Crazy Glue, your job
is to stay out of everybody's way...
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...so maybe go do that in the rear.
Pfft. What, like, butt sex?
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Of the ship.
Well, let's keep an open mind.
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And a closed mouth. How about that?
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Mmm...
Just go.
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Okay, Lana, you think you can help
Dr. Sklodowska with the navigation?
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Well, I did get an A in college biology.
Oh, wow, great.
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So when we're traversing the occipital
lobe, you'll know what to do...
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...if the ship is in imminent danger
of phagocytosis...
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...by polymorphonuclear leukocytes?
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It actually might've been an A-minus.
Ugh.
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Okay, maybe just help Archer
with the laser, if he ever gets...
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Ow!
...out here.
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You two head up to the laser turret
and get acquainted with that bad boy.
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Jesus H. Christ, Ray!
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Speaking of "H," do you see me in a sort of
Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy type role, or...?
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Meaning?
Irascible onboard medical officer.
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Mm, yeah, I wouldn't say "onboard."
Oh, man!
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So not only am I not going to Tiny Town,
now I have to execute a guy?
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What are you talking about?
This big, meaty bastard.
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What are we doing, lethal injection?
Are you...? This is Dr. Kovacs.
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This is? Are you sure?
Yes.
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Because even a first-year phrenology
student could see that this man...
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...is a cold-blooded murderer.
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Phrenology?
Who are you, George Combe?
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Pfft. Man, I wish.
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Because now I probably have nerve damage.
Uh, I've decided to let Ray drive.
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With his racist robot monster hand!
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Hand, legs, feet. I am a monster!
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Oh, now, come on. You're not a monster,
you're just different.
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Come on, it could be a lot worse.
How?
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I guess the hand... Or the tissue covering
the bionic part, it would be, I guess.
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Could've come from a serial killer.
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And then one day soon, maybe you're shaving,
and you find out it has a mind of its own.
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It's a force of pure evil, and it starts
dragging you out into the city at night.
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Just cats at first, but once the
hand gets a taste for killing...
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...it's only a matter of time before you're
out there strangling male prostitutes...
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...then posing them in grotesque
and horrific parodies of Mentos ads.
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You know, The Freshmaker.
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In which case, I guess try to remember
I was always kind to you.
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Not always.
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- Uh...
- Miniaturization...
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...will begin in 30 minutes.
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And besides, I don't think Ray's hand
is the one that's racist.
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Shock. Nothing.
What?
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Ugh. So listen...
I can't, I'm swiveling.
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Yes, you can, Archer. I need to talk
to you about something important.
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Lana, what's more important
than blasting imaginary womp rats...
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...in my imaginary T-16 back home?
Uh, your infant daughter.
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Oh, right. Sorry. What's up?
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Well, A, this mission feels fairly
dangerous and totally half-cocked.
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That's normally cock aplenty.
Shut up.
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And what if Kovacs dies
and the CIA disavows us...
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...and we're blacklisted from intelligence
work? I'd have more free time?
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So your entire career, your entire
personal identity as a spy, gone.
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Maybe I finally learn to fly fish.
That's great, Archer.
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What if we die?
I'd have a lot more free time?
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Well, if we do die, I
just want to reiterate...
219
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...that my parents are gonna be A.J.'s
legal guardians, not Malory.
220
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Okay, A, you've made that hurtfully clear
about a jillion times.
221
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B, Ava Jean could do a lot worse
for a guardian.
222
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Really?
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- Ba.
- Jesus Christ.
224
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I'm sorry. I didn't see the child.
Hm?
225
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Oh, she's fine. She's used to it.
Really?
226
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:19,256
"Then the mama bear said,
'Well, somebody's been eating my porridge.'
227
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And then the baby bear said..."
Are you out of your goddamn mind?
228
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What?
What? I just had the drapes cleaned!
229
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,057
"And then papa bear said,
'Yeah? You just keep it up...
230
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...because this town is crawling
with Goldilockses...
231
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:34,313
...with hot, young bodies
and daddy issues."'
232
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:39,860
Exactly. Like what's-her-face at work.
Ha-ha. Debbie, yeah.
233
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:45,032
And as far as I'm concerned, the sooner
she learns about cigarettes, the better.
234
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:49,953
This little pudge-pop's going to need all the
help she can get in the battle of the bulge.
235
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:56,251
And, C, even if, God forbid, something
happens to you, I'm gonna be fine.
236
00:13:56,419 --> 00:14:00,047
So if, say, there's a malfunction
with the shrink ray and the ship...
237
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,926
...and everything in it gets vaporized?
I'd just jump out at the last second.
238
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:07,554
While every single atom and molecule
in your body is being destroyed?
239
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:13,018
Uh, no. I already jumped out. It's this
new thing called cat-like reflexes.
240
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,271
So can you seriously not even grasp
the concept of your own mortality?
241
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:19,149
Lana, nobody can.
Really?
242
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,443
Except maybe bears.
Ugh.
243
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:24,279
So will you do everyone a favor
and relax for once?
244
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,697
Nothing bad's gonna...
245
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:31,787
Sorry, gang. My bad. That was on me.
246
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:35,374
Hey, somebody roll that guy around.
He's smoldering.
247
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,708
Miniaturization in...
248
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,627
You were saying?
I don't know.
249
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:43,131
...10 minutes.
Probably something about Paris.
250
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,639
Miniaturization in five minutes.
251
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,182
Roger that, Mission Control.
252
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,894
Navigation systems are online.
We are ready for miniaturization process.
253
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,312
Copy that, Navigation.
254
00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,607
Bridge is online and we are ready
for miniaturization process, over.
255
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:01,858
Said your dick.
256
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:06,154
That would mean it's too big, dummy,
and so it's ready to be made smaller.
257
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,364
Damn it.
258
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,992
Turret, are you ready
to begin miniaturization? Over.
259
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,995
Yes, if... Lana, you good?
260
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,999
Yes.
We'll be fine, all right?
261
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:21,753
A.J. will be fine.
Just remember what we talked about.
262
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:26,216
You already forgot.
Bears. Turret ready.
263
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,719
Roger that, stupid.
You guys ready to make history?
264
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:32,931
I'm ready to make a million dollars. Close
enough. Okay, let's light this candle.
265
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,434
What are you doing?
266
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,437
He said light the candle.
Not an ear candle!
267
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:42,232
Well, you won't bleed him, you won't
cup him, you won't divine his humors.
268
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,612
For all you charlatans know, this poor man
is both phlegmatic and bilious.
269
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,947
Get out.
Gladly!
270
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,994
So, hey, do I need to
swipe a keycard or...?
271
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,579
Oh!
272
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:58,332
Paging Dr. Dickwads.
273
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,462
All clear.
274
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,965
Commence initialization sequence.
All clear.
275
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:14,181
Mission control, this is Nereus.
We are ready for miniaturization, over.
276
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:18,977
Speak for yourself! Holy shrink-snacks!
Yeah, this is kind of terrifying.
277
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,229
Why are you messing around
with this crazy shrink ray?
278
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:26,526
It's not like you need a million bucks.
Are you kidding? It's not about the money.
279
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:30,489
Pam, we are going on a voyage
of medical discovery unparalleled...
280
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:34,868
...in not only the history of mankind,
but also perhaps its future.
281
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:38,789
Hippocrates, Galen, Percival, Sharpe.
282
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,750
For thousands of years, physicians
have dreamed of having the power...
283
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:45,003
...to see what we've been given
the chance to...
284
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:48,882
...through this truly awe-inspiring process of
miniaturization, which I think you'll agree...
285
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:52,427
...is the very embodiment
of Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law...
286
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:57,516
...which states that any sufficiently advanced
technology is indistinguishable from magic...
287
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:01,269
...or, if you like, a miracle.
288
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,105
I...
Plus I'm going to use the money...
289
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,650
...to buy an orphanage and
then bulldoze it. Why?
290
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,236
Shits and grins and screams.
291
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,030
Wah! Porridge. Wah!
292
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,074
Aah! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
293
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,951
Well, maybe she'll die.
294
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:19,705
Commence miniaturization
in 10, nine, eight...
295
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,209
Lana? Lana, calm down.
...seven, six...
296
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,045
...five, four...
You're making me really hard.
297
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,381
...three, two, one.
Goddamn, dude.
298
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,395
Wait, what happened?
299
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,693
It... It's gone.
Hang on.
300
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,324
- Mission Control to Nereus, over.
- This is Nereus, Control.
301
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,703
How wonderful.
Miniaturization complete, over.
302
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:00,912
Whoo!
303
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,247
Oh, my God.
304
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,921
Time. Okay, people, we have one hour
to save Dr. Kovacs.
305
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,134
And then hopefully a lifetime to
be with him. Once he leaves Hilda.
306
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,430
Control, I think we're ready to start
transport and injection, over.
307
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,682
Roger that, Nereus.
308
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:25,437
So, uh, should we be steering or...?
Shh.
309
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:29,441
Okay. Now the submarine
is in a saline solution in the syringe...
310
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:33,820
...which the robot will now gently
transport into the surgical theater...
311
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,989
...where it will prepare
to inject the solution...
312
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:40,076
...into the cerebrospinal fluid
at the base of Dr. Kovacs' skull.
313
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:44,831
We're not weightless!
Why not?
314
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:50,962
And since we only have, eh, 59 minutes-ish
until the Nereus reverts to normal size...
315
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:55,717
...it is crucial that the injection be
as close to the blood clot as humanly...
316
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,969
...well, robotically possible, I guess.
317
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,306
We're looking good down here, Control.
All lined up on the injection site.
318
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,391
Roger that. Nereus, are you ready?
319
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,646
Aargh! Yes! Let's get this over with!
320
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,482
You are go for injection, doctor.
321
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,821
Preparing to inject.
322
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:20,742
So should there be screaming?
Shh.
323
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,828
Control, we're hearing some screaming?
324
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,414
Which, um... What's the story on that?
325
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:31,294
What in the name of sweet jiminy Christ
do you think you're doing?
326
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,129
Standing up for myself!
327
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:37,759
Because maybe I didn't go to some
fancy-pantsy Ivy League med school...
328
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:41,763
...and maybe I didn't go to some other med
school, even the one down in Grenada...
329
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:46,935
...which was my fallback, but whatever. That
doesn't give you the right to bully me.
330
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,020
I have had it!
331
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:54,776
Oh, and by the way,
if I was a clone of Adolf goddamn Hitler...
332
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:58,446
...wouldn't I look like
Adolf goddamn Hitler?
333
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,657
Huh. I never thought about that.
Doctor?
334
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,576
- What?
- Not you.
335
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:05,912
Doctor, please tell me the Nereus
was injected into Kovacs.
336
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,249
It was.
Whew. Okay. So we're still okay.
337
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,126
I'm sorry.
I should've finished that thought.
338
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:15,088
It was injected into Dr. Kovacs,
but not at the injection site.
339
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:18,717
What? Well then, where is it?
His foot.
340
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,511
Wow. Now I feel like Dr. Dickwads.
341
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,681
Krieger, shut up!
And, you, get them out of there.
342
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,350
Ah, we can't. They're way too small.
343
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,978
They'll have to make it to his tear duct
like we planned.
344
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:33,231
Is there enough time to make it
to the clot, laser it and escape?
345
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,526
I mean, it'll be close, but maybe.
Damn it!
346
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,488
So do we tell them?
347
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,407
Well, they'll find out soon enough.
348
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:47,037
And in the meantime, I'm sure
Sterling has everything well in hand.
349
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,083
Goddamn it.
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