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I am dead serious.
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From now on, no eggs,
no pigs' feet, nothing pickled.
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Or so help me God, I will put that
refrigerator out by the curb.
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- What?
- Come on.
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- Those weren't pigs' feet.
- Ew!
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Whatever feet, idiot.
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Now then, we have an assignment,
but I won't be joining you...
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...so if you'll direct your goldfish-like
attention spans to Mr. Slater.
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Just Slater, for the infinitieth time.
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Watch it.
Shut up.
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Burn.
Shut up.
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Burn.
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Okay. The young man in the monitor
is Crown Prince Fawad Fawaz...
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...heir to the throne
of the Kingdom of Durhan.
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He just got a summer internship
on Wall Street.
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Ugh. Affirmative action.
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And so he's in the city looking
for suitable accommodations...
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...something befitting
the world's richest prince.
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- Oh, money.
- Holy shit.
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- And so what, he needs bodyguards?
- Mmm.
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No, I think he's all set there.
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Which brings us to my problem, which,
coincidentally, is also your problem.
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Without the prince
or his security team's knowledge...
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...I need to scan any and all of his mobile
phones, any and all flash drives...
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...both of his handprints
and both of his retinas.
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And why?
Oh, sorry, let me back up.
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This is part of Operation Because
I Said So. You know what?
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I'm sure I do.
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For example, this is a tranquilizer gun
with which I will dart the prince...
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...and then we'll have 60 seconds to do
all the scans before he wakes up...
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...with no side effects and no memory
at all of the previous few minutes.
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Bullshit, the CIA doesn't have
that technolo... Ungh!
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But before I can tranquilize him,
I need access to the prince, so...
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And just so we're clear, he's the
prince of Durhan, an allied country.
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Yeah, I'm gonna refer you back
to Operation Said So.
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Everybody else,
these are your mission dossiers.
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Read them on the way to Tunt Manor.
Ah! Tunt Manor?
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That's my house.
I know.
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And the prince is on his way there.
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And so we're going there
and because you know the property...
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...you'll be posing as the listing agent.
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Shut up.
Burn.
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Just in case I don't read this,
what are the rest of us gonna be doing?
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Some of you will be assisting me
and/or Miss Tunt.
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The rest of you will be distracting the
prince's security team and/or his mother.
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Her Majesty, Queen Yasmin Fawaz.
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- Oh, shit.
- Damn.
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Seriously?
What?
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- I just heard you get hard.
- Ew!
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They were goat feet
and you threw them out! Ah! Damn you!
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God damn you all to hell!
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So van's downstairs.
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Turn around. Now spread your arms.
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I do apologize for this
necessary precaution, Miss...?
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Oh. Uh...
What do I always tell you? Never apologize.
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It is a sign of weakness.
Yes, Mother.
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So, Miss...
Uh, Escrow.
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My last name is Escrow.
Really?
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Yes, and trust me, I've
heard all the jokes.
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Ha-ha-ha!
Oh, boy.
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Okay, chinstrap, let me see
what we got on the other cameras.
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Bathroom one, bathroom two, bathroom
three, bathroom four, bathroom five...
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Are all the cameras in bathrooms?
No. Just my faves.
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Bathroom six, bathroom seven, bathr... Ah.
Should have gotten some poison ones.
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Okay, people, I want you in position
in five minutes.
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Ah. Should've thought of that before
you picked these ridiculous costumes.
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Why are your plans always so complicated?
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You're like Wile E. Coyote
with access to predator drones. Out.
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I think these uniforms are awesome.
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Here, let me get some pics of you.
To masturbate to?
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Heh-heh. Pfft. Please.
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Please?
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Can somebody explain to me
why the CIA is spying on American allies?
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Well, Ray, there were these things
called dinosaurs...
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...and when they died,
they turned into oil somehow...
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- ...and that's what your car uses for food.
- Thanks, Al.
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Al?
Jazeera.
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For all we know,
Slater wants that stuff...
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...because the CIA is trying
to protect the royal family.
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From what?
Cabals.
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What?
Yes, sinister cabals.
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I bet the royal palace
is lousy with them.
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So instead of trying
to undermine the mission...
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Don't undermine it!
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What the heck got into him?
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More like what he wants to get into,
which, obviously, the queen's vagina.
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Seriously?
Or wherever else.
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Although she didn't look like
a Back Dorothy.
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Well, we'll just see about that.
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The part about Archer having sex
with the queen...
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...not the part about the queen being
into anal sex. Who knows?
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Wow, this is eerily similar to my
spec script for Masterpiece Theater.
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Your what?
Well, I guess technically it's fanfic.
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Bringing us to the formal dining room,
which seats 80...
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...with plenty of room for servants
to skulk around.
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Ladling turtle soup into
sterling silver bowls...
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...their sullen eyes downcast
as Grandmama makes a joke...
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...about chopping off their hands
if they spill even a single drop...
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...like we used to do in the Belgian Congo.
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And how about that chandelier, huh?
Ha. But I wouldn't wanna dust it.
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An opinion apparently shared by the staff
about the rest of the furnishings.
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If this were my palace, I'd...
What did I tell you, wench?
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Stop right there! Who are you?
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I'm Butler. The butler.
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Ha. Wait, your name is Butler or...?
Both. And, heh, I've heard every joke.
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My sincere apologies, Your Majesty,
for the deplorable state of the house.
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Good help is difficult to find,
as I'm sure Your Majesty well knows.
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What I know, you impudent toad...
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...is if a servant dared speak to me
in my palace...
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...I'd have him sewn
into a burlap sack filled with rats...
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...and the sack thrown into the river.
Burn! Oh! Ungh.
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Well slapped, Your Majesty.
Come.
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Let's get this over with so I can
bathe off all this filth and grime.
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- Oh, my God, can you believe this?
- What?
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- My commission is gonna be huge.
- Come, you foolish woman.
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Coming, My Majesty.
Now, is anyone allergic to ocelots?
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Oh, that's right, Babou.
Ow, man, what a hate-slapping bitch.
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Yeah, I gotta have sex with her.
Wait, what?
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But I thought you and Lana were kind of,
you know...
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Kind of "you know" what?
What'd she say?
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Well, nothing, but...
See? Classic Lana.
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So what, you're gonna try to bang
the queen just to make Lana jealous?
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No. That'll just be icing on what I assume
will be an extremely moist cake.
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Blorp.
Because I've had sex with a baroness...
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...a marquise, a vicomtesse,
the two princess sisters, a duchess...
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Ah! Your mom's dog?
No.
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The wife of a duke?
Yes, but I've never had sex with a queen.
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Yasmin would be
my greatest masterpiece, Pam, my...
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Hang on.
Heh-heh. Moaning Lisa.
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Damn it, I was gonna say that.
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Girl with a Pearl Necklace.
Ha-ha-ha.
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The Potato Eaters.
Stop it.
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But wait. Why are you telling me
your plan to not make Lana jealous?
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I don't know, I... Oh, my God, Pam,
I think you might be my best friend.
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You're my best friend.
What about Cheryl?
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You're my second best friend.
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Oh, my God.
What?
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Eh. I thought by now I'd be doing
a lot better in the old friend department.
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I thought by now I'd be dead.
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Well, day's not over.
Right?
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He what? I mean... So what?
Well, I just figured you'd wanna know.
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You figured it'd make me jealous...
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...but spoiler alert:
I don't give a shit who Archer bangs.
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Well, yeah, no, but if you did
and you wanted to make Archer jealous...
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Then I'd go break my pussy off
on that hot little prince's merguez.
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Exactly, that's what I'm... Wait, what?
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Which, come to think of it, would be
what my vagina refers to as a win-win.
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Hey, wait a minute.
Love to, can't, got a pussy to break.
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Ah. Well, that backfired.
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Or did it?
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Yes, yes, it most certainly did.
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Okay, people, listen up.
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If you're not in position,
you'd better get there ASAP because...
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What's that? Ungh.
Ah.
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Because right now, Cheryl should
be leading the Durhanis into...
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- The world-renowned conservatory.
- Where Gillette should be ready...
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...with the transdermal solution
of the most powerful laxative known to man.
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I... Damn it, I had something for this.
Wait, was it something about dukes?
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The Tunt Conservatory is home
to the world's...
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...second-largest collection
of carnivorous plants...
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...the shame of which drove the current
owner's eccentric great-uncle...
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...Theophilus Tunt, to commit suicide.
Or maybe it was just the syphilis.
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We may never know, and, frankly,
it's none of our...
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- Bathroom?
- What?
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I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I don't know
what's wrong, but I need to...
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Mother.
Silence! How dare you?
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Indeed. Well slapped,
His Majesty.
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Now, if you will follow me into the...
Bathroom.
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Please, Your Majesty. I cannot wait.
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I told you idiots
that wasn't the real Famous Ray's.
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A thousand pardons.
Foolish woman, where is a bathroom?
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Where isn't a bathroom? Heh-heh.
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Am I right? Ha-ha.
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All kidding aside, though, the house does
have 22 full-and 18 half-baths...
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...all boasting priceless
Grueby Faience tilework, as well as...
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...cucumber-water bidets.
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Now, if your assorted majesties
and highnesses will please follow me...
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To elevator three, where
what's-her-face should be standing by.
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Ten-four on the 20, come back.
Stop it.
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She'll bring the prince upstairs, where Archer
and Lana are waiting to bring him to me...
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What? Wait, what?
What?
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What's that?
Are you in position?
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- Yes?
- Yeah, I am.
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So I'm not really sure why you're using
that pissy tone with me.
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Unless I sound like Lana, who is...
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Hang on, looking around the position,
and she is...
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...not in position.
Well, where the hell is she?
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Yeah. Stand by?
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Jeez. Ow! Oh. Agh!
What's that?
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Hey, speaking of Lana and positions.
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Cyril, I either can't
or merely don't want to talk, so...
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Cowgirl? Wheelbarrow? Butter churn?
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Ugh. Okay, Gollum,
you have won the game of riddles.
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The gold ring is yours.
Lana and the prince, you idiot.
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I... Wait, what about Lana and the prince?
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Bow-chicka-dow-dow.
Ah!
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Ow! Ow.
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So that backfired.
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Maybe I should work on my timing.
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Please, someone just kill me.
Be careful what you wish for.
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Especially if it's claustrophobic,
manually-operated elevators!
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Because this is what you would get.
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And I am embarrassed to say
that I have room for only one passenger.
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Where, in your belly?
Burn.
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What?
Return.
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I shall take His Highness
and then I shall speedily return for...
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- Your Majesty.
- Oh, my God.
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Damn, Gina!
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If it please Your Majesty,
take the elevator.
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I will escort His Highness upstairs
via a more scenic route.
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Out of the question.
I don't want him alone without...
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Mother, this sounds like a win-win.
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Pardon, but I'm supposed to... Oof.
Mother.
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Woman, I will kill you where you stand!
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Which, by law, I'm required to tell you
if there's been a murder in the house...
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Oh, but if you were the murderer...
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Heh. That's what I love about this job.
You learn something new every...
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Mother, please.
Ah!
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Fawad, habibi,
I shall meet you upstairs momentarily.
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Mind you, do not tarry.
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Well?
Borp.
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What the hell?
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Where is everybody?
Here. Present.
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Where's Lana?
What the...?
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00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,343
She's not in here,
which is where you also shouldn't be.
226
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:44,012
What?
Why aren't you in position?
227
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,932
Because, Slater, there's a problem
with your tranquilizer gun.
228
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,767
What problem?
229
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:52,771
It goes off for, like, no reason.
Where's Lana?
230
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:58,277
I'm not even 100 percent sure
where I am right now, so...
231
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,196
You... You are hands down
my new favorite thing.
232
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,867
Hello? Anybody?
What the...? Ray? Is that you?
233
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,161
Yeah, I need...
Good, keep this channel open.
234
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,956
No, I need you guys to...
Keep this channel open.
235
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,543
God, these people.
Always me, me, me.
236
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,129
Hey, pretty girl.
237
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:23,886
Or boy, or gender-fluid, or however
you self-identify, it's all good.
238
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,555
Although that being said...
239
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,316
Ah. Blorp.
240
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,326
Okay, let's do this.
241
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,245
What's-your-face, Pam, what's your...?
What the shit?
242
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,039
What's that?
243
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,582
Hey, you.
244
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:59,087
What the hell are you people doing?
Thinking about some breakfast, am I right?
245
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,924
Oh, my God, chilaquiles?
What the...?
246
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:06,094
Where the hell is my tranquilizer gun?
Your what?
247
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,932
Your Highness?
Could you help me in here, please?
248
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:13,894
And so, beckoned by the servant,
a powerful negress giant...
249
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:17,022
...Fawad entered the boudoir
and soon became a man.
250
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,443
I seem to have fallen.
251
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:25,113
I... I seem to see that.
252
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:29,117
Can you help me up or vice versa?
253
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:34,790
I think perhaps both? Ideally?
Or rather, both, ideally, would be... Ungh.
254
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,544
Hello? Prince?
255
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,214
Kid, come on. I mean, I know I've been
crushing the post-natal yoga, but...
256
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:46,343
- Seriously, did you have a stroke? Ah.
- Seriously?
257
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,637
You honestly thought
you were so attractive...
258
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:53,016
...that you caused a healthy young man
to literally... To...
259
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,728
To literally have a... Uh, uh...
260
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,938
Stroke?
261
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,233
Seriously?
262
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,111
You better hope I get all
this shit scanned before he wakes... Ungh.
263
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,738
What's that?
I couldn't hear you over the sound of...
264
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,448
Seriously, just yoga?
265
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:12,077
He said, jealously.
Oh, my God, if anybody's jealous, it's you.
266
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,788
Hang on, shut up,
I have something for this...
267
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,165
Lana Cougar Mellencamp.
What?
268
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:21,253
Look at him. He's a child.
He's 21, I think!
269
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,381
Which is more than I can say
for most of your sexual partners.
270
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,632
What?! I... That...
271
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,135
I mean,
if that were technically true, it's...
272
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,971
What? Obvious that the reason
you try to drag your dick...
273
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,099
...through every attractive woman you meet
is because you're not over me?
274
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,976
Oh! Oh, my God.
275
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:41,189
And just when their anger reaches
a fever pitch, in walks Figgis.
276
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:45,611
I can't even formulate a response to that.
Because you can't argue with the truth.
277
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:49,489
I can! And if anybody's
not over anybody, it's you!
278
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,951
With your, your, your...
279
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,456
Timing.
280
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:05,172
Uh, excuse me? Hello? Ungh!
281
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,427
Jesus, my ear balls.
Um...
282
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,597
Oh.
So here's the thing with that.
283
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:19,686
I'll be seeing you two later.
Guards! Gua... Oh.
284
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,356
So not great.
Uh, could be worse.
285
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,983
Coming, Your Majesty.
Case in point.
286
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,032
Yeah, they're gonna kill everybody.
287
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:36,119
Well, damn it. I'll have to disclose that.
Will somebody do something?
288
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,414
Yeah, Lana, get his pants off.
Oh. Inappropes, honey.
289
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:43,710
Ah! Wait, were they screwing? Hey! If
anybody tells Mother about this, I'll...
290
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,962
- Wait, what?
- What the shit?
291
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,631
You idiots. What did you do?
292
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,634
Hey, whoa. First of all,
your plan was way too complicated.
293
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:51,968
Maybe for you people.
294
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:56,390
It had everything but a sign for free
bird seed, and second of all...
295
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,100
What the...?
296
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,602
Huh. I was wondering
how many rounds this little guy held.
297
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,398
Oh, my God, we're gonna die.
I gotta get out of here.
298
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:08,110
If they find out the CIA was behind this,
it'll be an international incident.
299
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,028
Yeah, God forbid you guys get caught.
300
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:14,324
Hello, front desk? Watergate Hotel?
This is the Bay of Pigs, in Room 61.
301
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,035
Could you send up
1500 poorly-trained Cuban exiles?
302
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,621
Oh, and ice.
Ah. You done?
303
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,040
Yes, that's right and a bucket of ice. Hm?
304
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:26,545
What's that? No, we won't be needing
any air cover. Click. Now I'm done.
305
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,007
Then can we...?
Carol.
306
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,719
I assume the bedrooms are connected
to secret passages?
307
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:37,681
Yeah, so that at night,
Grandfather could look in on the children.
308
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,393
Okay, everybody in...
309
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,438
...and make sure you swing by
and get Krieger and Ray on your way out.
310
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,106
Yeah, where is Ray?
311
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,198
Well, I gotta hand it to you...
312
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,294
Wait, what about you guys?
Uh, we're gonna, uh...
313
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:11,840
Beat them off... Hold them off,
so you guys can get away to...
314
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,842
Safety or wherever.
315
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,344
Heh-heh. Uh-huh.
316
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:25,187
Okay, so obviously we'll need to talk
about what just happened, so, um...
317
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,148
Shitter?
Or wherever.
318
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,527
Your Majesty.
What in the...?
319
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,696
Mother?
Your Highness. Your Majesty.
320
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,407
You're alive. Tear this place apart.
321
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:42,621
And when we find these American pigs, they
will eat their own eyes before we kill them.
322
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:46,041
Oh. Oh, my God. Lana.
323
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,544
It's like the danger makes it
that much hotter.
324
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:54,508
Yeah, yeah, that, plus your dick.
325
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,010
Heh. Right?
326
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,013
Totally.
327
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,431
Oh, my God.
328
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:06,520
Well, I hope
you're all pleased with yourselves...
329
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:09,147
...because thanks to your
latest fiasco...
330
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,983
...after he makes a formal protest
at the UN tomorrow...
331
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,778
...the Durhani ambassador
is being recalled.
332
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:19,533
Which... It was all Slater's fault.
Sterling, I swear to God.
333
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,702
Malory, it was. He...
And why are you taking Sterling's side?
334
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,788
Because...
Shut up.
335
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,082
Burn.
Slater's plan was just...
336
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,960
Fakakta, and I was counting
on that commission...
337
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:33,338
...and now the homeowners
are taking the house off the market.
338
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:37,092
You do realize you're the homeowner.
Still though.
339
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,887
Oh, shut up, and unless there's
anything else, you can all get out.
340
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:44,558
Actually, there is one other thing.
What?
341
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:47,435
I think Ray deserves a hand.
342
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,859
Goddamn it!
343
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,778
Oh, come on, we were all thinking it...
344
00:19:56,946 --> 00:20:00,949
...because you got no freaking hand,
stupid.
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