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No, I just wanna make sure
we're both totally clear about this.
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Yes, Lana, you've made it totally,
very nearly insultingly, clear.
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This is my parents
meeting their grandchild, and:
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"By the way, this is her father."
Yeah, it's...
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It's not meet my boyfriend,
it's not meet my future husband.
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Nobody's guessing who's coming to dinner.
Totally clear...
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ly insulting.
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So just to be clear, we're clear?
Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, shut up.
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Sir, is there a problem here?
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Yes, where the hell have you been?
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Here, and if you wanna save yourself
some trips, let's, uh, make it a pitcher.
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Uh, we don't even have pitchers, so...
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I don't know what to tell you.
Maybe rinse out a little trash can.
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- Also, my parents aren't big drinkers.
- Yeah, they're like huge nerds, right?
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Uh, no, they're academics.
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Tomato, tomato.
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My mom, Claudette, is a professor
of public policy at UC Berkeley...
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...with a focus on feminist issues.
Yikes.
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Glad I didn't waste suitcase space
on that barrel of monkeys.
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Shut up. And my father, Lemuel,
is a microbiologist...
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...who might be up for the Nobel Prize.
Holy shit.
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Yeah, right?
Right.
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What happened to you?
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Oh, and one more, like, tiny thing?
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Swear to God, last one till dinner.
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Not that. Although, what the shit?
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I'm actually kind of nervous.
Ugh.
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Me too, actually.
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Because my parents think
I'm still working on my PhD at Columbia...
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...in environmental science.
What? They don't know you're a spy?
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No, and if you tell them I am,
I will literally murder you...
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...wait, in front of
our very own infant child.
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So serious up, because they're not crazy about
this whole arrangement, so, ah, serious up.
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Lana, once I meet them,
I'm sure they'll find me...
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...utterly charming.
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You have met them.
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Yes, he's getting his master's too
and he's nice and...
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I said that already. And...
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I'm sure he's just caught in traffic.
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Hm. He could've walked here by now.
If it's gonna be that kind of party...
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...et cetera, et cetera, mashed potatoes.
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Whoo!
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Oh. Did they find me utterly charming?
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Oh.
Look who's here.
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Let me have my grandbaby.
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And, um, you remember Archer?
Yes, of course.
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We've got the mashed potatoes
just the way you like them.
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Ninety-eight-point-six.
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Oh, Lana, you have made
a beautiful baby.
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Well, we sort of both...
Would agree with that statement.
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Lana can speak for herself.
Yep.
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So any news?
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Um, I had a baby?
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Oh, honey, I'm talking
about your studies.
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Yes, Lana. When on earth
are you planning...
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...to finish your dissertation?
Yeah.
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Don't do that.
Nope.
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Because you're taking your time as well.
What is it you're studying?
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Um, medieval Slavic history.
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Really? Oh, that must be fascinating.
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Well, everybody thinks that, but...
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So tell me, what are your thoughts
on the Battle of Kosovo of 1389?
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No opinion.
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Well, not even as it applies
to the rise of modern Serbian nationalism?
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Mm, nope. Also, that's a bit reductionist.
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But enough about you, am I right?
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Daddy, tell us about your research.
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Well, algae is always challenging.
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Yeah, just ask a flip-flop.
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Don't do that.
Nope.
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His research is going extremely well.
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And in the near future...
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...you may be spending a lot less time
and money at gas stations.
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You're buying us motorcycles?
No.
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Daddy's been working on...
Lana?
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Mom, it's fine. Archer is, um...
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Lana, it's okay. You can say "family."
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I... Well, I thought I could,
but I honestly don't know if I can.
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Wow.
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Great, now you made the baby cry.
That was you.
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Lana, here, take the child.
I'm not sure which end needs attention.
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But while you check on that,
your father and I will check on dinner.
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And I will check on that hot tub.
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Seriously?
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Are you fricking serious?
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Um...
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Yes.
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- Goddamn it, Krieger.
- My God.
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So now we gotta forfeit league night?
How the hell did you run out of gas?
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Yeah, especially in... Where even are we?
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- Mm, Brownsville?
- Hey, whoa.
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It may be a bit rundown,
but there's no need to be racist.
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No, not because of African-Americans.
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Brownsville's just the name, dipnuts.
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Yeah, which doesn't really make sense,
because this all used to be Jewtown.
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- Goddamn, dude.
- Not cool.
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Oh, please, you people invented racism.
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Also, you're just
a reconstructed light-field...
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...produced by firing a laser
through a beam-splitter.
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Whoa!
Yeah, dude.
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- Not cool.
- Hot.
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Hot, hot, hot.
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How is it?
Oh, it is hot, Lem.
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Can I call you Lem?
Of course you may. Absolutely.
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But it's actually pronounced Dr. Kane.
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- Ah.
- Mm.
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- Ah...
- Mm...
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Ah...
Hm.
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Well, Lana's feeding the baby.
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How is it?
Hot.
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Actually almost too hot,
now that you...
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I'm actually gonna hop out, so...
Nonsense. You stay right there.
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Ah... Huh. Ahem.
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Mm... Oh.
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Isn't this just so relaxing?
Is it?
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Well, nudity is our natural state.
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He's not nude.
What?
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Then why are you in here?
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I was just asking myself the same...
That's ridiculous.
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You have to be naked.
Otherwise, it's pointless.
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Is it?
Trunks, young man. Trunks.
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Okay.
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There. Now, that's not so hard, is it?
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So do you guys do phrasing or...?
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And now that we're all
skyclad, as they say...
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...we have something very special
we'd like to share with you.
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Wait, what?
But just between us three.
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There's no reason
to tell Lana about it.
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No, she might not, uh, approve.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, but just so you know,
I've never worn a condom, ever.
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And, Lem, obviously the implicit agreement
between you and I...
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...is that at no time
will our penises touch.
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But I'd also appreciate it...
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...if, um, you didn't make eye contact,
you know, with me during...
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Did I misread the...?
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I...
No.
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No. You do not talk.
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In fact, first thing tomorrow, you're going
to the vet to have your vocal chords clipped.
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How about just put to sleep?
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Because who gets in a hot tub naked
with an almost complete stranger?
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Because everybody?
Because Berkeley?
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That's... How does an entire city
get a pass on acceptable behavior?
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Acceptable behavior?
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From the man who tried to have
a threesome with me and my wife.
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I was being polite.
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Wha...? How is that polite?
Because I thought that's what they wanted.
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They said they wanted to share
a special secret with me, so...
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Wait, what special secret?
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What? Why is he even still here?
Daddy...
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Look, the man's an ass-bucket.
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Aah!
What the...?
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Hey, don't look at me, I'm not...
The baby.
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Oh, shit.
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- Oh, dear God.
- Mom!
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Claudette!
I'm in here. In the study.
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Where is A.J.?
She's fine. She's upstairs, but...
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What the hell happened?
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Oh, my God. My research.
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Oh. All my research, my data, my notes,
all my samples, all my years of work.
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It's all gone.
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Why would anyone want mildew?
Algae!
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Oh, my God, are you shitting me?
With a baby in the house?
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Why do you have a gun?
What, seriously? For this.
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Great.
Lana, what is the meaning of this?
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Why does he have a gun?
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Okay, so...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Come on, are we not even gonna address
how amazing that shot was?
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Not now, Archer, I'm...
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- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
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If you wanna catch those guys
and get your mildew back...
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It's algae.
Yeah, take that tone.
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You got a car?
What?
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Yes, but... But... But...
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Get your shit together, Lem.
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Be a lamb and watch the baby?
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Lana, this is all just crazy.
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Why does he have a gun?
And why is he driving? I should be driving.
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No, Daddy, Archer should drive.
He's actually pretty great at it.
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Meep. Meep. Meep.
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When he's not busy ejaculating.
Not in my Mustang, you don't.
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But seriously, what's wrong with him?
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Guys, this is... This is
the... The car from...
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Bullitt. We know.
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And if you'd go already, maybe later
I'll dress up like Steve McQueen for you.
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Ew. That's not even what it's about.
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Plus your hands are too big.
Go.
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Speaking of McQueen, if there was
ever a time to wear the Tactleneck...
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Go!
Okay, hang on.
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Easy. Easy.
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Easy.
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Easy.
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Easy.
Will you shut up?
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We're only going one mile an hour.
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If that. Jesus.
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Oh, shush and push.
You guys all better be pushing back there.
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We are.
I'm pushing. Swearsie, realsies.
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Son of a bitch!
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Then I don't know why this heap of shit's
not going faster.
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Well, first of all,
I think you mean heap of bitching.
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And second of all... Hang on.
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Wha...? The fricking brake was on?
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God!
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Damn it, Archer!
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Whoo!
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Archer...
You're going too fast, you idiot.
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Idiot? Who kept his life's work
in his fricking house...
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...apparently without any kind of backup
whatsoever?
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Uh, yeah, that's actually a good point.
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I couldn't keep my work at the lab.
It's potentially worth billions.
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People would literally kill for it.
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Case in point.
Well, even if I'm not family...
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Oh, my God. Okay.
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What's the deal with this algae?
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I found a way to use it as biofuel.
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Am I supposed to know
what that means or...?
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As a replacement for fossil fuels.
Oh.
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Oh, my God.
Duh-hoi.
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Under the right conditions,
the algae reproduce infinitely.
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And the only by-product of burning it
is water.
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Holy shit. I'm surprised
nobody's killed you already.
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I had to keep my research a secret.
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Can you imagine what this would mean
to Big Oil or OPEC?
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Well, there's no need to be racist.
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How is the acronym for the Organization
of Petroleum Exporting Countries racist?
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Oh, that's what that means?
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Goddamn it.
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This is an American icon!
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You Philistines!
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Hey, I know, let's, uh,
tea-bag Dr. Seuss.
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Great idea. I'll hold him down.
Mm. Wha...?
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Look, I've told you about my research.
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How about telling me
why the hell you carry a gun?
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Yeah, speaking of, I'm out.
Let me hold yours while you reload me.
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Hold your what?
Uh...
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Lana, come on, zona peligrosa.
What is he talking about?
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What in the...?
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Lana Anthony Kane.
Okay, so...
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Anthony?
After Susan B.
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Oh, right, our ugliest president.
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Lana, why the hell do you have a gun?
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That's not how we raised you.
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I know, Daddy. I know.
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So about my PhD...
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How is this funny?
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Wha...? What, seriously?
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Um, in every possible way.
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- You're a spy?
- Yes, but I can explain.
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Whoo-hoo!
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You're going to explain lying to me
and your mother all these years.
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And could you please not drive my Mustang
like a complete ass-bucket?
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Okay, Lem, I think maybe
you're transferring a little.
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You're not angry at me,
you're angry at Lana.
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I'm well aware of at whom I'm angry.
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But thank you for reminding him.
Yeah, think of me as a mediator.
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And spying for whom exactly?
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I hope it's for America.
Who else would I be spying for?
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How should I know?
All of a sudden, I'm talking to a stranger.
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Lana, how does that make you feel?
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Like I'm gonna shoot you?
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Yeah, get in line.
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Daddy, of course it's America.
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Long story short, these days
we're sort of contractors for the CIA.
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The CIA?
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Did you drop in on your way to overthrow
a democratically elected government?
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Lem, let's try to avoid using sarcasm.
I wasn't.
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You see? This is why I never told you.
I knew you wouldn't understand.
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Because you could've been
a great scientist.
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How could you throw away
your God-given talent?
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But it wasn't my talent, Daddy.
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You and Mom just wanted it to be.
Oh, come on now.
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You used to love going
to all those science fairs.
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I used to hate it. Remember, I always
threw up in the car on the way there?
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, goddamn it.
Lemuel.
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- From excitement.
- From terror.
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I was always so afraid
of letting you and Mom down...
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...that I couldn't ever
tell you how I felt.
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Hey, come on now.
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You could never let us down, honey.
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I hope you know that.
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Really?
Oh, Lana, we'll always be proud of you.
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And we'll always love you, even when you make
stupid, stupid, stupid choices like him.
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Aw.
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Well, I think we've made
some real progress here.
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And I'd say we've got about 30 seconds
before the engine locks up.
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So does anyone have a plan?
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Anyone?
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Guys, come on,
there's no dumb ideas.
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What if we grease the tires?
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How would that possibly help?
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00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,856
Hey, yeah, toss out all your empties.
That'll get rid of some weight, huh?
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Toss out everything.
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We gotta get rid of some of this weight.
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Well, the speakers are obviously the...
No!
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For the love of God, man...
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...are you quite literally insane?
Sorry.
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Shut up.
What about all these bowling balls?
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What? Yes!
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You ding-dongs.
Throw out the goddamn bowling balls.
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Okay. Jesus.
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Oh.
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And that's how they all died.
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That's your plan? To ram it?
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Yeah, it's called a pit maneuver.
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I've done it like a million times.
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Like three times.
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When they crash,
they're gonna come out firing.
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Get down on the floor and stay there.
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What about you?
Don't worry about me. This is what I do.
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I'm actually pretty great at it.
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Eh...
Shut up. Daddy, floor.
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Okay, hang on.
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Wait, hang on.
What?
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Lem, what was the special thing?
What?
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In the hot tub.
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The less said about the hot-tub incident,
the better.
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Shut up. What's the special thing
you two wanted to share with me?
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The Kane family reunion.
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Wait, what?
Yeah.
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We do it every year. It's huge.
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And we told her to invite you, but...
Daddy.
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Lana, the man may be a total idiot,
but he is the father of your child.
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Yeah, Lana.
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00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,821
So are we talking like a barbecue or...?
Archer.
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Okay. Lana.
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00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:24,418
And if it's a barbecue, are the Kanes
a brisket crowd or pulled pork?
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Brisket.
Ah. Lame.
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Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
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Please don't... Darryl?
333
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,723
Pam?
Oh, my God.
334
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:42,436
I used to beat this bitch's ass
at fight club, like, all the time.
335
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,104
- What's up?
- Hey, guys.
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Pfft. Like, three times.
337
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,233
And why you throwing bowling balls
in the damn street?
338
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,985
Long story, funny story...
339
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:54,322
...and I'll tell you guys all about it over
beers at the nearest titty bar, my treat.
340
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,575
Titties ain't gonna fix my car, Poovey.
341
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,994
No, but Beardsly McBugeyes
over there will...
342
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:03,331
...and he'll install a nitrous tank so you don't
have to drive around town like a giant pussy.
343
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:06,251
Won't you, Krieger?
Yep. Yep, yep, yep.
344
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,212
So come on, let's go make it rain Pammy.
345
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,505
What about them?
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Oh. Honestly don't care.
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Reloading. Archer, cover me.
348
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,317
Wait, what? Archer?
349
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,943
What the...?
Slater?
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Ta-da.
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With a baby in the house?
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We didn't know you were there.
353
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Which was obviously
an operational failure on our end.
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- Ethan.
- Yeah, Ethan.
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00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:47,459
And don't be shitty, Archer, you dick.
You killed one of my guys.
356
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,336
Yeah, was that shot not insane?
357
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:53,799
What is insane is the CIA stealing
my father's research, Slater. Why?
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Because, Dr. Kane, your research
has jeopardized our national security.
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00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,972
What? What do you mean? How?
360
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:05,352
If you think the Middle East is messed up
now, just wait until nobody needs their oil.
361
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,229
Man, you guys are so big picture.
362
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,438
No, wait, you can't.
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00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:11,566
That was a lifetime of work for my father.
Yeah. Yeah.
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00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:15,278
Dr. Kane, do you have online banking?
I... Yes, but...
365
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:18,281
So if you wanna go ahead
and check your account balance...?
366
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:24,120
Huh. I can tell you right now,
this doesn't come anywhere close...
367
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That amount direct-deposited every month
for the rest of your life.
368
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:29,918
Every month?
369
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:33,421
Well, Mr. Slater, I...
I think we got ourselves a deal.
370
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:37,634
Daddy, no. What about the algae
so we don't have to burn fossil fuels?
371
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,720
Honey, forget about fossil fuels.
We're gonna be able to burn money.
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00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:46,059
Happy?
What, like, in general?
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00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,603
Because yes.
374
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:54,317
So listen, I wanna thank you
for trying to save my dad's research.
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00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:57,445
Even though I'm still furious
about the hot-tub incident...
376
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,573
...and will be for years to come...
377
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:03,743
...I can see how you, you Archer,
could have misconstrued the situation.
378
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,788
Even though it's hard for me
to admit it, you are family to me.
379
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,039
Not just because of A.J.
380
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:13,628
And I realize now that I should have invited
you to the family reunion, and so I'm sorry.
381
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,297
Sorry that I hurt your feelings.
382
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,465
Well, thanks.
383
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,926
I accept your apology.
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00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,853
Sorry I tried to spit-roast your mom.
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