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- I don't know, it just feels weird.
- That's just the altitude, dummy.
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I'm talking about the...
Try popping your ears. Go like this:
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Goddamn it, it's not my ears.
What?
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Sorry, my ears won't pop.
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Ray, did you bring gum?
No.
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Well, great, trip's ruined.
Sorry, Ray forgot to bring gum...
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I'm talking about the fact that we're about
to climb a Swiss goddamn fricking Alp...
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...to assassinate somebody!
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The target's an assassin, Lana,
not a king or a pope or a vice-pope.
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So it's not assassination.
It's just an extrajudicial killing.
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And that makes it better.
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Yes, that's why they made up
a whole different word for it.
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And the CIA told Mother the target
has killed judges and prosecutors...
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...and bankers and generals
all over the world...
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...so God knows how many actual
assassinations we'll be preventing.
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Of course your mother would
do anything to impress the CIA.
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So...
Oh, my God. You have to try this.
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Hot cocoa, dark cr�me de cacao, hint of
creme de menthe, and peppermint schnapps.
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I call it a Peppermint Patty. Here.
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Wow, that is your major loss.
Ooh, can I try it?
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No. How hard is it to remember gum?
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Okay, so tonight we infiltrate
this swanky climbing party.
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Then tomorrow we extra-judicially
kill this guy.
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Yeah, or woman.
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- Excuse me?
- What, what?
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We kill whoever it is.
You don't know who the target is?
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I mean...
Oh, goddamn it.
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And since you obviously didn't
read the mission dossier...
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For your information, Lana,
I skimmed it.
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And bully for you. Give it here.
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Goddamn it. Where the hell is it?
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I assume on the back of my toilet. What,
Lana? Look at all the shit I had to pack.
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I don't know what people are gonna
be wearing for apr�s-mont�.
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And Ray didn't bring the gum.
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Witch.
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Just like every car trip
I ever took with Mom and Daddy.
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Only I'm not getting
whipped with a fan belt.
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Lana, wait. I just remembered
a crucial detail about the target.
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I made a mental note
of it at the time.
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Oh! Oh, my.
And you must be our late reservations.
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Good to see some fellow Americans.
I'm your guide, Crash McCarran.
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Is, um...? I thought
there were three of you.
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One of us is weeping in the car.
Oh. Uh...
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Okay, well, come on in...
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...and meet the rest of the climbing party.
That's Hans Hessler from Germany.
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Guten Abend.
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Mario Savino, from Italy.
Buonasera.
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And Michiko Ishikawa from Japan.
Konbanwa.
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We're heading into the bar for some gluhwein.
Why don't you join us when you're ready?
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Well? What's this crucial detail
you remembered about the target?
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The target was from a country that,
in World War Two, was an Axis power.
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Ray forgot the gum.
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So how'd you get the name Crash?
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Oh, it's a long story...
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...about me saving the lives of eight other
climbers right after an avalanche.
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Sploosh!
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Sorry?
Is I bet the sound an avalanche makes.
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Uh, no, it's more like a freight train
full of tornadoes...
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...which are in turn
full of smaller freight trains.
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Which are in turn full of shit.
Sorry?
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She just had a baby.
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You know...
I didn't.
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Well, we've got an extremely
difficult climb tomorrow, guys...
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...so you might wanna
take it easy on the...
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Come on, if you've climbed it...
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how hard can it be?
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Die Totenspitz.
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For those of you who don't speak
German, that means...
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Herr Hessler?
"The Peak of Death."
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Fifteen thousand feet of some of the most
dangerous climbing in all of Europe.
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Unstable seracs, frequent avalanches...
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...and hundreds of crevasses that can swallow
entire climbing parties in a split-second.
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One in every seven climbers who has dared to
climb die Totenspitz has paid with his life.
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So, yes, she's earned her name, all ri...
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Ugh. Okay, people,
I want a good alpine start tomorrow.
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So pack your gear and get some sleep.
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We head out at dawn.
And that's a.m.?
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As opposed to?
P.M. Dawn?
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"Set Adrift on Memory Bliss."
Come on, buddy.
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The mountain is dangerous.
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Very dangerous.
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So you should watch your step.
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Okay, great climb, everybody.
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Yay!
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So instead of antagonizing
the person responsible for our safety...
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What, shamelessly flirt with him?
Was it obvious?
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Maybe call Malory on the sat-phone
and find out who the damn target is.
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One step ahead of you.
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May I please have the sat-phone?
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It's Mother's fault anyway, Lana.
You're obviously the one she should've...
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What?
Mother, hey, it's me, quick question...
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Let me guess...
Oh, how's A.J.?
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Because if the rash came back,
she needs to... Shut up, please?
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Although actually, yes, how is A.J.?
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That's why you called?
No, actually I'm calling because...
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You haven't the foggiest idea
what it is you're supposed to be doing.
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I know what, Mother, I just don't know...
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Let me speak to Lana.
Who?
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Lana!
No, I meant...
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Sterling, let me speak to...
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No, you'll tell her she's
agent-in-command...
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...so that when she's not pathetically
trying to make me jealous...
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...by hitting on this idiot beard-face
sweater model...
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...she's gonna lord it over me and Ray,
who, by the way, forgot to bring gum.
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Are you finished?
Yes.
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- Good, because...
- The voice mailbox of...
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- Elaborate voicemail hoax.
- ...is full.
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Goodbye.
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Huh. I guess you had that coming.
Wh...? How so?
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Give me that.
And if I wanted to make you jealous...
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What?
Shut up. Let me talk to Malory.
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Make me, and also hang on.
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What the stupid shit are you doing?!
You said you wanted watermelon.
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Watermelon's red?
Yes.
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How do you not know that?
Who am I, Charles Fredric Andrus?
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- Ahem. She didn't come in today.
- Well, where is she?
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Well, I assume somewhere else.
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It's like...
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Yeah, right?
You find it?
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No.
Find what?
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Nothing. Just don't make
any sudden movements.
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Bowel or otherwise.
Wh...?
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Why would we make
a sudden bowel movement?
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Eh... Don't worry about it.
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No answer at home, no answer on her cell.
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So not only do we not know who the target is,
now your mother has absconded with my child.
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Yes, but on the plus side,
there are seven of us...
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...so if one out of seven climbers dies
on this mountain, maybe we'll get lucky.
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Yeah, maybe it'll be you.
No, not me, dummy, I meant...
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Oh, I get it. I see what you did there.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Come on, come on.
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Pick up, pick up, pick up.
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Hello?
Oh, thank God, you're still at the office.
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I am?
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- Oh, man.
- Pam, I need you to find...
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Pam!
What? Goddamn it!
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I need you to...
Shut up.
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And listen! I need you to check
Malory's apartment for me.
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All right, pick it up, people.
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The weather's good now,
but it can change on a dime.
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Michiko, right there, that's your line.
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Now, stay on it
and work across toward the ridge.
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Hai, okay.
Looking good, guys, looking real good.
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Oh, this old thing? It's just...
Keep walking.
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Uh-huh. Yep.
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Sat-phone?
Yeah, sorry, I was just...
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Keep it handy. I'm getting
a majorly weird vibe from, um...
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- Well, from one of the other climbers.
- Oh!
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Yeah, no, just tell him
you're not interested.
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No, not him, one of the others.
Yeah, what's up? What are we doing?
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Uh, besides jeopardizing the entire
rope line by being out of position?
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Yes, obviously besides that.
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Crash has a bad feeling
about another climber.
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Oh, he's harmless, just tell him...
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Not Ray. One of the others.
Aha!
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And also, ah-who?
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Well, look, maybe it's nothing...
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Get down!
You're not my supervi...
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no!
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Hang on!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Hang on!
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I got a key, you skimpnuts.
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Oh, yeah, me too.
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Why do you have keys
to her apartment?
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Ron gave them to us, when they were
doing that weird open-house thing.
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Open marriage.
Oh!
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Well, that explains that, ha, ha.
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You both had sex with,
hopefully, Ron?
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Don't worry about it.
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But I just wanna say,
breaking into Ms. Archer's apartment...
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...to hopefully find a crying baby clinging
to her dead and shriveled body...
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...is the best birthday present
I've ever gotten.
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Except for that Formula 1 team.
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Dibs on snacks.
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Looks like Pam's lucky night.
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Because of the snacks, you dickholes.
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Although...
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Michiko! Michiko!
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I can't see her. There's a ledge.
Hang on, I'm coming.
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Do not move. Don't move.
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Everybody stay put,
keep the weight spread out.
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I'm gonna clip on, abseil down
on a V thread and try to reach her.
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I'm gonna...
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Check out my beard.
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Little jealous?
Little bit, yeah.
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No, no, no, damn it.
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Guys, be ready to pull on my command,
and we gotta hurry. A storm's coming.
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Um, should somebody
call the Ghostbusters?
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Okay, here goes.
And pull on my command.
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So will your feelings be super-hurt
if I bang him?
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Yes!
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No, nothing in the study.
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Krieger, how about
the other guest bedroom?
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- No, nothing.
- No sign of Ms. Archer or the baby?
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Pam, how about in the kitchen?
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- Pam?
- No, nothing.
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- You better be eating snacks.
- Ew!
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Wait, yeah, where is Carol?
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Oh, God, somebody kill me.
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We thought you threw up.
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Ew.
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What are you...? Is that a radish?
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And literally the most fattening thing
in the entire goddamn fridge.
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No wonder she's so fricking skinny.
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Everything else is in plastic bags.
What was that?
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Don't worry about it.
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- Okay, ready?
- Ready!
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Pull!
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Okay, okay. Ease up, ease up.
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...Michiko?
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She's dead.
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The fall must have broken her neck.
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Oh, my God.
Well, now, that could be very good for us.
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Japan? Axis power?
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Okay, people, listen up.
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We've got a blizzard rolling in on us
right now. There's no time to descend.
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We've gotta bivouac right here, right now.
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Come on, people, let's move.
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But what about Michiko?
You mean her body?
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But...
She's dead, but we're alive.
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And you never let the dead
jeopardize the entire party.
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You'd know that if you were
an experienced climber like you said.
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You think it's Hessler?
Axis power Germany.
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Axis power Italy.
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Then, yeah, I don't know.
Goddamn it.
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Okay, listen up, people.
Now, we've only got two bivvy tents.
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Tada!
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And two bivvy sacks. But that's okay,
because it's gonna hit 70 below...
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...so if we wanna live, we're gonna
have to combine our body heat.
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Wait, do huh? So, what we're
gonna do is strip down naked.
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We'll go three to a tent, three to a bag.
237
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,194
I actually have some thoughts on that,
who-should-go-where-wise.
238
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,864
We go with him. Americans go there.
239
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,283
Well, now, let's just
hear him out at least.
240
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,452
As if.
No, she was totally in there.
241
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,288
Hurry up. Get in your tent,
huddle up, and hang on tight.
242
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,790
The wind's probably gonna hit
a hundred miles...
243
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,834
- Shut the goddamn door!
- Zip it up.
244
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:18,005
I am, obviously, if you'd shut up.
245
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,550
- Nope.
- What?
246
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,595
- I am not riding bitch in this tent.
- You have to.
247
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,514
It's the only way to keep
Ray's genitals away from mine.
248
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:31,018
Oh, as if.
Uh-uh. No, no.
249
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:34,104
- Ray is the DMZ.
- Ugh. Goddamn it.
250
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:37,733
Oh, please, I ought to be worried
about your dirty old junk touching mine.
251
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:43,238
Ray, if I ever have sex with a man,
it'll be a man who remembers the gum.
252
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:47,409
And, not that it matters, also black.
253
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,674
Eat a dick, blizzard.
254
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,718
- Can you see anything?
- Besides snow?
255
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,889
- Yes, Archer, besides snow.
- Hang on.
256
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,100
Hang on.
257
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,314
No.
Now nobody's answering their damn phones.
258
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,651
I tried Cyril, Pam, Cheryl,
now I'm even trying Krieger.
259
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,361
Where the hell is everybody?
260
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,156
Teutonic butts
Teutonic butts
261
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,701
White on white butts
White on white butts
262
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,539
Teutonic butts
Teutonic butts
263
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:43,006
Seriously, I swear to God, somebody,
please, come in here and kill me.
264
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:46,510
- I would if I had the strength, dick.
- What did I do?
265
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:51,473
You poisoned us. With that stupid seviche
nobody asked you to bring.
266
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:57,271
You asked me to bring it.
I didn't know what seviche was.
267
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,773
- Uh, hey, guys?
- What do you want?
268
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:04,111
- I don't think it was the seviche.
- Huh.
269
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,612
What, can you see something?
270
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,657
Uh, yeah. Well, you wanna share
it with the rest of the...?
271
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,951
Jesus Christ!
272
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,703
That's Hessler and Savino.
273
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:16,748
Who I think just did our job for us,
because we are out of Axis powers.
274
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,166
- Morning, gang.
- Aah!
275
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:21,253
Who's ready for a piping-hot cup
of fair-trade practices?
276
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,964
What the hell happened to them?
Ahh, hypothermia.
277
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:28,218
No shit, they're naked in the snow.
It's called paradoxical undressing.
278
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,470
You see it sometimes
with severe hypothermia.
279
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:34,141
The poor bastards rip off all their clothes
and run out into the snow.
280
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,810
With belts on their necks?
What's that?
281
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:43,108
Yeah, man, that hypothermia,
make you do some pretty crazy shit.
282
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,694
But...
Irish bastard.
283
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:49,364
What? What's that?
McCarran. That's an Irish name.
284
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:52,868
Uh, yes, Scotch-Irish,
but, uh, I'm actually Canadian.
285
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,537
Save the blarney for the Colleens, Paddy.
286
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:56,872
What?
What are you...?
287
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,124
He's the target.
What?
288
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,043
I just remembered from the dossier.
289
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:05,380
Patrick McCarran, mountain-climbing
enthusiast-slash-assassin.
290
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:08,216
Okay, first of all...
291
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,968
Lana!
Yeah, that's true.
292
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,888
Although I prefer the term "cleaner"
to "assassin."
293
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:16,141
That's just smart branding.
And I'm actually Canadian, not Irish.
294
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,351
As is that.
295
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,228
Those jagoffs and the Japanese broad
were from Interpol.
296
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,649
They've been on me for months,
but didn't know that I was on to them.
297
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,527
I sent her down into that crevasse,
then went down and broke her neck for her.
298
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,946
Those two,
well, that's kind of self-explanatory.
299
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,032
They died in your arms.
Hang on.
300
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,909
Lana, hush.
Yeah, shut up.
301
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,912
I thought you three were
just some idiot wannabe tourists...
302
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,539
...but now can I assume you're CIA?
303
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,209
No, you know what, Paddy?
Hang on.
304
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,418
Shut up.
305
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,004
And I said, hang the fricking shit on!
306
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:50,342
Okay, God.
So where did you get Axis power?
307
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,178
Ireland?
Again, I'm actually Canadian.
308
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:57,265
And Ireland was not an Axis power.
309
00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,727
You sure?
They were neutral, you asshole!
310
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,604
Oh, that's right.
311
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,817
Gaping asshole. Because I don't know
what your plan was with that gun...
312
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,028
...but there's four feet of new wet snow
on top of the ice crust.
313
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,782
So if you fire that thing, I guarantee you
it's gonna trigger an avalanche.
314
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:17,536
Well, Paddy, if there's one thing
I've learned... Wait, wait, Archer...
315
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:21,039
...it's that there's no guarantees
in this crazy world.
316
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,874
No, no, no...
Archer, don't!
317
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:28,046
I... That... You... The... That...
318
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:32,884
I believe the phrase you're searching for
is, "Thank you, Archer. That was..."
319
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,554
What's that sound?
What's that?
320
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,390
It's an avalanche. You... You...
321
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:42,477
And I believe the phrase
you're searching for is...
322
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,479
Holy shit, is that really an...?
323
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,608
Avalanche!
324
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,235
Woo-hoo!
325
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,552
And exactly what are you doing
with those bags?
326
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,639
I don't live on the sidewalk, you mope.
Take them upstairs.
327
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,350
Where the hell is A.J.?
With me, she's fine.
328
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:27,397
I was having my apartment bug-bombed, so I
took her to The Plaza. I'll call you back.
329
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:31,193
And what fresh hell is this?
330
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,528
Can you believe that shit?
331
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,823
Absconds with my child,
and she'll call me back?
332
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,659
No, seriously, I mean,
can you believe that shit?
333
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,703
Can you believe this other shit?
334
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:47,501
Ahh! Peppermint Patties. Still warm.
335
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,295
Plenty more where that came fr...
336
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:55,300
How could you possibly be that excited
to be in a fricking avalanche?
337
00:18:55,468 --> 00:19:00,055
I have kind of a weird bucket list.
Number three, bang Joe Frazier.
338
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:05,018
Really regret sharing that with you.
So you think Crash is dead or...?
339
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:10,941
I mean, he'd have to be, right?
And either way, I say we say he's dead.
340
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,319
Okay, fine.
Yeah, you know.
341
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,571
Yeah, right? Seems like a win-win.
342
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,573
Unless you're him...
343
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:19,783
...or the other three.
344
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:24,371
But seriously, how in the hell did
you think Ireland was an Axis power?
345
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:29,292
Oh, my God, I think this whole time
I was actually thinking of Romania.
346
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:34,005
But only as an inevitable consequence
of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact...
347
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,425
...and the Soviet invasion of Bessarabia.
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