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Wait, what happened? I thought
you were gonna renovate this place.
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As did I, but I was betrayed
by a lying little country music wannabe.
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Was that directed at me?
Yes! Who else?
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I don't know who all lies to you!
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Also, there's a Mr. Slater to see you.
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Just Slater. It's a mononym, like...
Jesus Christ.
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Nope.
He's in here, you ritzy ditz.
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What are you doing, Dave?
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So, uh, should I come back?
No. No, no, no. Of course not.
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Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
I mean, whatever the task, we are up to it.
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We are professional and...
There's a Mr. Slater to see you.
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I'm gonna go.
Good. Why are you here in the first place?
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Mr. Slater...
Just Slater.
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And hang on. Excuse me, are you and I
gonna have a problem?
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I mean, I'm sure we will
at some point, but...
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Sterling. Mr...
Just Slater.
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Has...
Had.
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An important assignment for us...
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...which I'm sure we can kick right through
the basket for a homerun.
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I'm gonna go.
Look, you're already here.
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Why not just tell us what the mission is?
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I will, but only because I choose to.
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One of our, well, I guess
you could call him a freelancer...
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What do you call him?
I call him a freelancer. Shut up, please.
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Anyway, he needs an extraction
from Buenos Aires.
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Ugh, it's just us.
You can say "Buenos Aires."
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And... Hush. And what operation
is the CIA conducting in Argentina?
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Oh, sorry. It's called Operation Nunya.
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I...
As in beeswax, Lana.
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Yes, I...
Dr. Kane, report to the burn unit.
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- To help a patient who's been burned?
- No.
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Anyway, his cover's been blown.
Argentine Intelligence is onto him...
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...and he needs an extraction
A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.
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So why us?
Why not keep it in-house at CIA?
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Because, turns out,
you actually know this operator.
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Uh, do you mind?
Hmm? Oh!
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Conway Stern?
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Yes, Conway Stern. Questions?
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Yeah, can I start?
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You guys mind if I start? I'll start.
Are you out of your shitting mind?
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Sterling!
Excuse me?
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He literally stabbed me in the back.
Because you jeopardized his mission.
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What mission? To sell classified
military technology to the Chinese?
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Phony technology
we wanted China to have.
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They've been chasing their tails
on the whisper drive for years.
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Oh...
"Oh"?
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I knew it. In my heart of hearts,
I knew he was one of the good guys.
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Literally. The back. Stabbed it.
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Then you people ripped off his hands so...
After he literally stabbed me. In the back.
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Oh, give it a rest, Sterling.
I'm sure you did something to deserve it.
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But now you have a chance to right
that wrong, which is a rare thing.
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About as rare as getting called up
to the majors from single-A ball...
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Hey.
Lana.
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I assume that was a sports analogy
meant to be cutting...
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...but we will take the mission,
won't we, Sterling?
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Huh? Yeah. Oh, sorry.
It's just I'm worried my entire life...
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...I've been misusing the word "literally."
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And certainly overusing.
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- You're not worried?
- Why should I worry?
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Because I'm the one
that ripped off Conway's hand?
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No. About...
Or that he'll double-cross us again?
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Which a blowjob says he does.
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And Mother and Slater and the CIA
are idiots for trusting him.
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I'm talking about us flying on
the same plane. What if it crashed?
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Then I wouldn't have had
to watch you pound 20 drinks...
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...and then try to talk
the stewardess into a handjob.
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Where are you getting 20 drinks?
Uh, from 10 doubles?
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"A," those were mini-bottles
and two, I'm talking about A.J., Lana.
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Who's going to take care of her
if something happens to both of us?
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Well, me. Obviously.
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You think... Heh. Okay, wow.
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You think, in the event of their deaths,
that you would be A.J.'s legal guardian?
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Who else would they possibly choose?
You've met yourself, right?
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If it's anybody around here, it's me.
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Of course.
The one who smokes next to the baby.
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Dukes!
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Ray!
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You know...
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All right, Virginia Slim. You're...
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Nap time. I have a meeting. Goodbye.
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Look, don't worry about A.J., okay?
Well, I think one of us should.
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No, I...
And I vote for Mother and Woodhouse.
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To raise my child?
Our child, Lana. And yes. And...
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Can we talk about this later?
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We're definitely gonna talk about it later,
I can promise you that.
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And can you promise
that even though Conway...
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Literally.
...stabbed you in the back...
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...that you won't do anything revenge-y
and stupid when he opens the door?
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Hmm, I want to say...
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No! Revenge rampage!
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How do you still have two hands?
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You cyborg son of a b...
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You're out of sugar.
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Oh, good. You're making tea.
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Because I could use some
with honey and lemon.
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And bourbon.
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But actually, without the honey and lemon.
And the tea.
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So just bourbon.
Yeah, but I doubt if...
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Shut up. Don't ruin it.
I had something for...
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Puke Skywalker?
Goddamn it.
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Anyway, I doubt the robot
has any bourbon...
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...and I'm not really in the mood
for a WD-40 and Coke.
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Unless that is, literally,
the only thing to drink.
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I think I might be concussed.
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Hell hath no fury, huh?
Meaning?
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As a woman scorned. Lana, remember?
I kind of scorned you last time we met?
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Ha, ha. Yeah, you are definitely concussed.
Not to mention a Decepticon.
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Where the hell did you get a bionic hand?
Uh...
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So, what's new? How you been?
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Sharper Image?
Uh-huh. Sounds more like Krieger.
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Jesus Christ. Will he not rest
until we've all been enslaved by Skynet?
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Hey, we are leaving in five, so...
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Right after I enjoy this yerba mate
and ca�a smoothie, with a WD-40 float.
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Although enjoy is maybe a bit strong.
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Ugh. Conway, grab whatever you need,
presumably some fresh nine-volts...
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...and let's get this extraction going.
I can't. I don't have the intel yet.
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What intel? Slater said "extraction."
When he asked us to come rescue you.
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From what? Your mom's antique vagina?
You son of a...
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Hey! Enough, you two!
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Tell him that.
Pretty sure I just did.
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Now, what and where is this intel?
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It's a computer file with the real identity
of every single CIA agent...
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...operating in Central and South America.
Argentina's using it for leverage...
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...threatening to trade it to the Soviets.
Wait. Isn't Argentina our ally?
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You'd think, right?
After we threw them that lovely coup?
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The file is on the mainframe of the
Argentine Secret Intelligence Service.
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Okay. Here's what we do...
How about maybe let him finish?
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Hmm. Okay.
But then we go with my plan.
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The mainframe is a standalone
in a secure vault.
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Hardened, keycard, and retinal scan entry.
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On the top floor of the Intelligence building,
which is heavily guarded at all times...
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...by Argentine special ops
on standing orders to shoot to kill...
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...any and all unauthorized personnel.
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You mentioned something about a plan?
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I mean, he obviously thinks he has a plan,
so whatever. Let's hear it.
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Where is it?
Where's what? What are you...?
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I flushed it.
Ahh! I will kill you.
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- Where you stand.
- Hey.
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Is it too much to ask,
during the goddamn work day...
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...for two separate sessions of 80 uninterrupted
minutes each of quality dump time?
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I mean, I'm not a labor attorney.
Yes, it is entirely too much to ask.
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I thought so, yeah. So I'll pass that on
to who or whomever asked.
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And if you harmed one single hair
on her little brown head, I will...
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- Whose head?
- Wait, do what?
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Baby A.J. She's missing.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, thank God.
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And since you are the only one around here
who hates babies...
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Just baby people.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on. I'm sure...
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Wait. Did you murder the baby?
Uh-uh.
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No, but, like, swearsie-realsies?
Swearsie-realsies.
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And that's pretty sacred to us, so...
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We'll go help you look for baby A.J.
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In, like, five-teen, 40 minutes.
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And so Conway's plan doesn't strike you
as unnecessarily complicated?
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00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,375
No, Lana, it doesn't.
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And it doesn't strike you as "Brazilian
minstrel show meets Trading Places?"
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No, Lana, it doesn't.
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And that's not just because you get to wear
that ri-dork-ulous facerug?
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No, Lana, it...
Look. If I have to pull this car over...
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...we're all gonna be murdered, so...
Just get us in the damn garage, man.
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You're not the boss of me.
Archer, just...
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Or you. I don't care if you are the
president and first lady of Brazil...
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...on a pan-American goodwill tour
of intelligence headquarters.
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Coronel Lando Calrissiano,
de Las Fuerzas Especiales...
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...doesn't work for you.
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Although he has nailed his backstory.
Lando Cal...
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Will you shut up? I need to think.
Don't yell at me, I didn't lose her.
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Now, just try to retrace your steps.
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Well, I wasn't in the sofa cushions.
Ahh! Well, you could have said that.
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I did.
I thought you were being sarcastic!
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It is kind of hard to tell with you.
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Okay, here we go. Conway, shut up,
and try to look semi-presidential.
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And, Lana, try to look, actually, yeah.
Matronly. You nailed it.
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- You know...
- So anyways...
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Coronel, heh.
Um, okay.
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Um, bueno.
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"Lando"? "Calrissiano..."
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Okay, so here's the thing with that.
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Boring conversation anyway.
Goddamn it, Archer!
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That's Coronel Calrissiano to you.
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- Archer.
- Don't drive angry.
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What the hell are you doing?
I'm Archer-izing this plan.
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What? No, no. Uh-uh.
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You cannot make yourself a verb.
I will not allow it.
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I'm a verb now, Lana. Deal with it.
And then, also, cover me, please.
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Idiotas!
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Um...
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...on the ground!
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Uh, perd�n?
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On the ground, Pyle! What are you...?
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Oh. Uh...
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See how I switched to English?
I was testing him. Good work, Pyle.
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How about a big hand for Pyle, gang?
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Lana!
Archer!
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Lana! Lana!
What are you, jealous I'm a verb?
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Jesus Christ, Pyle! I heard you.
Archer!
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What are you doing?
Shooting out the glass.
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No, no, no! Don't! It's bulletproof.
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Archer!
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So, uh, how come you and I didn't hook up
last time we worked together?
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Well, "A," you were too busy banging
Cheryl or Carol or Cristal...
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Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The crazy Jew-Santa chick.
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And "B" through "Z,"
because you're a large-diameter dickhole.
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Mm-hm. Well, you're looking good, girl.
Lot curvier than I remember.
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I had a baby.
Oh. Sorry. Never mind.
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Never mind what?
Like, name it.
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You know...
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So you done Archer-izing?
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Because, you jackass, to recap,
you locked us in the stupid limo!
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Well, I still don't see why that means
I'm the one who has to carry Pyle.
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Well, then slice out his retinas, okay?
I can't. It would kill Lou-Ann.
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Oh, and speaking of...
Goddamn it.
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Speaking of what?
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If something happens to both of us,
who's gonna take care of the baby?
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Her baby's yours?
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Can we please put a pin in this?
No, Lana, we can't!
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I want to know
why you don't want it to be Mother.
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Because how did you lose a baby?
She was right there in the pram.
220
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I made a drink, my furrier called.
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Spoiler alert, he's robbing me blind. I called
immigration, tried to get his father deported.
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I made another drink,
but I was out of ice, so I...
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- What?
- What is it?
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Krieger! He was skulking around out there
while I went out to get ice.
225
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,876
Come on, to that Nazi freak's lab.
226
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:25,966
Hey. Are guns really necessary?
Because I'm seriously asking.
227
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,885
- Seriously?
- Yes, Lana, seriously.
228
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,388
Why isn't my mother good enough
to raise A.J.?
229
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,974
No! Don't shoot! There's a baby!
230
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:38,645
And why? Why do you have the baby?
Oh, my God.
231
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,731
Okay. So here's the thing with that.
232
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,691
- That is a nightmare.
- Seriously?
233
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,320
Goddamn, dude.
You were going to make her a robot?
234
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,697
I wish. I mean, no. No.
235
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:54,244
I was doing market research for the TB-800
A.K.A. Cyberneddly Teddly.
236
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,913
Oh, please. That's a baby skeleton.
237
00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:01,376
No, but once I figure out how to grow
actual bear tissue to cover it...
238
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,628
Goddamn, dude.
Dude.
239
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,920
Damn. How creepy.
Damn.
240
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:07,299
No, wait. Teddly's here somewhere.
Or was. I swear.
241
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,511
Teddly? Teddly?
Cyril, secure the child.
242
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:17,267
And the rest of you, I can't see any benefit
in telling Lana what happened here today.
243
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,477
- Understood?
- Yeah.
244
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,854
I'm not saying nothing.
I'm on board for that.
245
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:25,400
And, Krieger, I swear to God,
if I catch you near this child again...
246
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,987
But...
...I will shoot you in the genitals...
247
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:33,659
...and then sit here sipping Amontillado
sherry while you bleed to death.
248
00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:35,744
Meedeep?
249
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,922
Tada!
250
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:55,222
Yeah, thanks, Mr. Bear-jangles.
251
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:04,231
- Wait, you already knew the code?
- Of course he did. He's a cyborg.
252
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:05,816
It was probably Gaius Baltar's...
253
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:12,155
Archer? You double-crossing son of a bitch.
254
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:15,617
Called it. Well, yeah. Come on.
We all saw this coming.
255
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,078
Now, drop them.
256
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:21,248
I was gonna say zip code, guys.
257
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,667
Okay, idiots, thanks for helping me
get the disk.
258
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,420
The Soviets are going to pay
out the zadnitsa for this.
259
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,589
But you could have gotten the disk
yourself. Why drag us into it?
260
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:33,885
Well, I knew Dick van Head over there
could pass for a Latino to get us in.
261
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,929
Nailed it.
But mostly for revenge.
262
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:39,683
Remember how you ripped off my hand,
woman?
263
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:43,437
Yeah, vaguely, but if it's revenge
you want, why don't you shoot me?
264
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:47,983
I was going to, but come on.
I'm not a monster. You just had a kid.
265
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,694
Me too, though.
And what are you doing in the window?
266
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:54,698
Base. Jumping. Ha-ha-ha.
This is a parachute.
267
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:58,368
Well, Conway, you win this round.
268
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,829
Who are you? Wait. Hang on.
269
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,039
Horatio Kane.
Goddamn it.
270
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:06,585
But "Kane" obviously spelled...
I got it.
271
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,671
And hey, give me a call
if things don't work out with the kid.
272
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,339
And you lose the baby weight.
273
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:17,345
Are you kidding me?
274
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:24,728
Yeah. Lose that weight, Conway Stern.
Or whatever your real name is.
275
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:30,358
I lied. That is my real name.
276
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:36,072
Ma, they got old Lando this time.
I'm done for.
277
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,577
Archer, shut up. You're gonna be okay.
You really think so?
278
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:45,415
I mean, maybe.
Although that can't bode well.
279
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,043
You get the disk?
Slater?
280
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,378
Did you get the disk?
Yes, idiot.
281
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,883
And also several bullets so...
Then come on, get in the back.
282
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,843
I got a plane waiting at an airstrip.
283
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,226
So hey, about this blowjob...
Shut up.
284
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,771
Conway was a traitor.
He was gonna sell the disk to the Soviets.
285
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:11,691
Yeah, yeah. We kind of suspected that.
"Kind of?" So you sent us into a...
286
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,319
Wait. So you followed us down here?
287
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:18,448
Come on. We're not gonna put a couple of
untested rookies in the starting lineup...
288
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:22,077
...of game seven of the world...
Seriously, okay, as I was saying...
289
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,538
Goddamn it, Archer.
I am not giving you a blowjob.
290
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:28,166
Not that. A.J.
If something happens to us.
291
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,211
I really don't think that this is the time
to talk about that.
292
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:34,798
When then?
Why don't you want to talk about it, Lana?
293
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,177
Because I'm afraid it'll
hurt your feelings.
294
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:43,765
Because, if anything happens to me
and just me, Archer...
295
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,976
...then A.J. would live with my parents.
296
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,435
Oh.
297
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,272
Yeah, uh... I... I guess that makes sense.
298
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,235
They're probably pretty old, though, right?
299
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:59,739
And if anything happened to them,
then A.J. would live with my sister.
300
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:06,580
You have a sister?
Ugh. Yes, Archer, I have a sister.
301
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:10,292
She younger?
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