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Ow.
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Well, since I can only assume
this is one of your idiot voicemails...
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...I...
Mother?
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Well, I'm not falling for it again.
Oh, for... Mother, it's me, Sterling.
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Then what is the square root of nine?
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Uh... Negative nine?
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Sterling?
Ha!
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Elaborate...
Goddamn it.
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I'm kidding, it's three, and also me.
Ass.
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How'd the hell you find me?
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I didn't, the CIA did.
Oh.
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And how are your new overlords?
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Oh, for the... They're not...
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Look, think of it as more of a merger.
Ha!
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Organizations change.
They evolve. They grow.
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Unlike some people I know.
Hey, you know what?
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To wit, once again, you're off
on one of your usual self-pitying benders.
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It's not a usual one, Mother.
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In case you forgot, I was forced
into becoming a parent against my will.
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Hmph. Join the club. But for God's
sake, six weeks is long enough.
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Really? It's been six weeks?
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Yes, so sober up
and get a bunch of penicillin shots...
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Is that him? Let me talk to him.
Is that Lana? Let me talk to her.
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Why'd you run away when you were excited
about being a father when A.J. was born?
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Did reality set in?
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I... Wait, was that rhetorical?
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Next time you decide to use somebody's
sperm to impregnate yourself...
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...then maybe that decision
should include that other somebody.
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Somebody who runs away
at the thought of responsibility...
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...and as we speak is up to his eyeballs
in cobra whisky and ladyboy hookers?
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Oh, that... That is...
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You don't know me.
Ha!
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Ahem. Uh...
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I believe there was some mention
of the Central Intelligence Agency?
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They've given us
our first freelance mission...
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...and if you screw it up,
there won't be a second one, so listen up.
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I'm listening.
Two days ago, an American spy plane...
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...went down in the jungles of Borneo
about 500 miles from you.
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The pilot ejected,
but without the onboard computer.
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You're to secure it, then
destroy the aircraft.
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You should be receiving a mission dossier,
well, now.
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Wow. Read it on the way
to the airport and hurry.
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All the equipment you'll need
is on an Air America cargo plane...
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...that is waiting for you as we speak.
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Uh, Mother, it sounded like
you said "cargo plane"...
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...when, obviously, you meant
"first-class luxury commercial airliner."
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Sterling, a commercial airline
won't let you parachute into the jungle...
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...in the middle of a communist insurgency.
A what?!
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At night. Now, don't screw this up.
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"Screw it up." Yeah,
like she's one to talk.
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Look how I turned out.
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Hey. Freaky Big-time.
Ah!
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You owe us a hundred thousand baht.
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Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. No problem.
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Oh, and I've got an extra 20,000
if you're genetic females.
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Super.
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God, okay, final offer, 10,000 baht,
some of which has blood on it.
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For the millionth and last time,
we do not have mini-bottles.
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Well, then this isn't a real airline.
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No, it's not.
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It's a CIA front.
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Still, though.
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Why don't you go read the damn dossier?
Read about the communist insurgency.
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I don't do dossiers.
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Besides, I'm not a CIA schoolgirl.
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This is a cakewalk for a real spy.
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I punch the coordinates in the GPS...
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...get the computer,
blow up the plane with C-4 and, uh...
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So then do you guys pick me up, or...?
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Read the dossier.
No.
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Oh! Suit yourself.
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Go, go, go!
Wha...?
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Assho...! Woohoo!
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Halo!
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But mini-bottles? That's not a ba...
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I'm sorry, Hank.
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I forgot you were working the program.
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Inappropes.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Are you guys so fricking excited?
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I would be, if you quit jumping around.
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Seriously, honey, come on. Baby on board.
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And if you two dopes didn't screw up
this $10 million renovation...
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Which, again, curious as to why
you put Pam and Cheryl in charge.
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Because I had a very specific vision
and it wasn't Japanese whorehouse.
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Well, Miss Archer, I think you'll find
we were very true to your vision.
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- I've dreamed of this day.
- I know.
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It's... I mean...
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I don't know what to say.
Can I even wear shoes in here?
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Oh, heh, this is nothing.
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- Wait till you see...
- Oh, my God.
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I... I think I could use a drink.
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Oh, shut up.
Hey.
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Wha...?
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Psych.
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What...?
I don't...
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No, bring it back.
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It's exactly like it was.
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We redid everything
exactly like it was before.
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Jesus, God, I'm having a stroke.
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No, the other one was just a hologram.
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What the...?
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What just happened?
What?
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Oh, man.
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The look on your dumb face.
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No, it's a stroke. I... I smell toast.
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Oh, that's probably just Milton.
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Okay, it's the one new thing.
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It makes...
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Let me finish!
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Toast. Ah.
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You ruined it.
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Ugh. Son of a...
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God, is one last non-malarial hurrah
before I go home too much to ask? Ow.
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Thanks, jungle. Eat a buffet of dicks.
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Okay, the plane should be just about
a half click down this trail and...
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Stop!
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Stop. Jesus, Kato, will you stop?
I mean, is this a mugging or...?
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You are American.
Hey, English. Good.
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Uh, yes, I'm American.
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Then we are at war.
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We... We as in who, exactly?
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America and the Empire of Japan.
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The... Wait a minute, do you mean,
like, cool Honda Scrambler Japan...
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...or super uncool Pearl Harbor Japan?
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What?
How long have you been on this island?
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Since the 10th of May, 1942.
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Oh, boy. Uh, well, uh, Kato...
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Sato! First Lieutenant Sato Kentaro.
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Well, Ken, I've got some bad news.
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Oh. And also some worse news.
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Liar.
Why would I lie about the war being over?
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Since 1945, I might add.
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To trick me into surrendering.
Um...
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I do not surrender, nor consent to
be your prisoner, so just kill me.
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What? No. Ken, will you relax?
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Or is your entire generation
physically incapable of doing that?
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How can I relax while we are at war?
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We're not. Here.
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Shut up, look. Here's you guys signing
the surrender on the USS Missouri.
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Here's all the V-J Day parades in America.
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Here's The Bad News Bears Go to Japan.
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That's Lupus and Tanner.
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Oh, and here's a link to an episode
of The Six Million Dollar Man...
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...about this exact thing
we're doing right now.
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The Six Million who?
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Oh, God, you've got so much to catch up on.
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Okay, so there's this guy, Steve Austin,
and he was an astronaut, but...
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Damn, wait. Okay. So an astronaut...
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What is this thing? This device?
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It's a telephone, kind of, that talks
to outer space and also, uh... Shit.
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What? Heh-heh.
I'm supposed to go find a computer.
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Here? There are no building in the jungle
big enough to hold a computer.
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No, they're really small now.
I think you guys actually did that.
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Anyway, I need to go get one out of a plane
that crashed near here.
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Yes, I know where this airplane is.
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Duh. Me too.
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So if I just kind of leave,
are you gonna be cool...
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...or try to sneak up on me
and slit my throat?
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Well, I hope you're happy
because I feel like a total dick.
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And also kind of racist.
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And I resent you making me feel like that,
so...
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I'm not a racist.
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I just wanted it to be all white.
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Jeezy-petes, this drawer squeaks
exactly like the old one did.
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And is this...?
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Is this Brett's blood?
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Ugh, no, just the same type.
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We had to fudge it a little on the stains,
some of which actually were fudge.
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And some of which merely resembled it.
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But why would you do this?
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Okay, it should be right up here,
and if you try any funny stuff...
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...I...
Please, be more quiet.
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Many enemy soldiers patrol the jungle.
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Guerrillas, I think, Chinese and Malays.
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Oh, that must be the insurgency
they were talking about, the communists.
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They are communists? So America's allies?
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What? No. Communists hate America.
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No, American and Russian and Chinese
are fighting together for communism.
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No, against fascism. And that was... Ah!
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Ouch.
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You think? You think ouch, do you?
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The guerrillas. They will kill me.
Let me go.
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They'll kill me. Pull me
up or I will kill you.
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At least give me the gun.
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I'll give you the bullets.
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You would rather we both die?
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I'm honestly kind of on the fence.
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- Oh, shut up.
- Hey.
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And here's your office, Miss Archer.
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And if the rest of you will follow me,
we've still got a lot to cover.
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But it's all just the same as it was.
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Exactly. That's the whole point.
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But it would've been cheaper
to build a time machine and go back...
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...to before the office got blown up.
Ah! We looked into that.
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But the technology doesn't exist.
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I'll catch up. I gotta run in here quick
and grab some urinal cakes.
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Why the hell do you need urinal cakes?
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For my shower at home.
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Oh, Lord.
Gross.
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Miss Archer looks like a mule
kicked her in the face.
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How's the water?
Sweet baby James, it is perfect.
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Um, uh...
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Pam.
Pam. Yes, of course.
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I know your...
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So I gained the weight back. Sue me.
No, I was...
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Look, my therapist says everybody's
got a hole that needs to be filled.
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Some people fill it with drugs,
some fill it with work...
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...some fill it with between-meal snacks
and liquor and their therapist's cock.
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Um... I was actually looking
at your pubic hair.
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Oh, yeah. It's a lightning bolt, but I
guess the letters could use a touch-up.
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It's supposed to say "TCB."
"Taking care of beaveness."
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Super. Kanpai.
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Is that medicine?
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Painkillers. Mixed with candy.
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I call them Mike and Vikes.
Ah.
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I'm sorry about your foot.
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Why? It's not your...
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Wait, you led me
right into that damn tiger trap?
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My orders were to defend this island
from the enemy until I was relieved.
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I'm not... America's not your enemy.
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Japan has no enemies.
You're like... Heh-heh.
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I wanna say a platypus, but I'm not
sure if that's an accurate analogy.
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You were saying something before
you fell in, about the communists.
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Huh? Oh. Oh, yeah. Like, literally,
the day after the war ended...
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...the U.S. and Russia
became mortal enemies.
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China too. Called the Cold War.
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Then we kind of became friends again.
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So now you are...
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Now, mm, I'm actually not sure
where we stand.
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We left it kind of weird.
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Who is we? I do not understand.
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So I work with and used to date
a woman named Lana, who got pregnant.
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Well, yes, but you can
hardly blame Sterling for being upset.
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I mean... Oh!
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Even the ice is the same.
That hint of bleach.
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Anyway, you didn't ask
if you could use his goop.
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What? Malory, the whole thing about me
using his goop was your idea.
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Prove it.
Ah!
240
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,728
So now let's talk about
this name, Abbiejean.
241
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:36,982
Don't you think she'd be better off
if she were a Malory?
242
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Thoughts?
243
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,986
You do not want to know my thoughts.
244
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:45,574
I do, Ken. I much very do.
245
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,744
You're a major dickhole.
Heh.
246
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,413
And you're kind of a mean drunk.
247
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,166
My wife Hatsumi and my daughter Keiko.
248
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,669
Do you know what I would give
to have seen her grow up?
249
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:01,924
Yeah, but...
And now you have the chance I never had...
250
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,092
...but you just throw it away.
251
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,012
I mean, you know,
I'm going back, obviously.
252
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,307
I'm gonna parent the shit out of that kid.
I just...
253
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:14,811
I just needed some time or space
or whatever...
254
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,773
...you know, to kind of...
255
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,193
Dickhole.
256
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,283
The March of News.
257
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,869
The tide of war in the Pacific
is finally changing...
258
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:35,666
...as U.S. Marines attack the Japs
on the island of Guadalcanal.
259
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:42,548
Oh. Oh, I don't know. Some cereal.
It's supposed...
260
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,132
Supposed to be good for you.
261
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,552
What's that? What...? What...?
What's that? What the...?
262
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,764
Oh. Morning, Ken.
So I know this a long shot...
263
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:54,393
...but, uh, do you know
how to make Eggs Woodhouse?
264
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,979
Ken? Ken, what are you doing with...?
265
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,313
Victory in the Pacific.
266
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:03,235
Japan finally surrenders, brought to her knees
by the explosion of two atomic bombs...
267
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,862
What? No, no, no, Ken. Turn it off.
268
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:10,909
The first dropped on Hiroshima
and the second on Nagasaki.
269
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,581
I-I'm sorry.
270
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,667
Why? Why are you sorry?
271
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,420
That you had to see that.
That it even happened in the...
272
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,008
Sneak attack. Typical.
273
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,554
- Hello?
- Oh, goddamn it.
274
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,724
Mother... Mother, it's...
Well, listen up, Vinny Voicemail.
275
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:37,519
I hope you check your messages because
if you don't retrieve that computer...
276
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,480
...and meet the extraction team
within the next two hours...
277
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,900
...you can just get used to bananas.
278
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,988
If you'd like to make a call, please...
279
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:51,283
- Even the damn phone is the same.
- Ugh!
280
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,328
Everything is the same! Jesus!
281
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,455
Oh...
282
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,499
Okay, so, Ken, we've got a situation.
283
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,001
We don't have anything.
284
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,254
You have a situation.
I am going home to Japan.
285
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:07,716
Well, unless you wanna swim there,
which, spoiler alert, you can't.
286
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,926
It's too far. You're gonna need my help.
287
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,763
Ha! Because you also need my help.
288
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:17,559
Only because you just broke two of my ribs in
addition to impaling me on a bamboo stake...
289
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:21,188
...on which, I think we both know,
you smeared some poop!
290
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:24,191
I...
And if you did, I don't wanna know!
291
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:28,945
Because you'd have no idea
what you're supposed to be looking for.
292
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:33,283
Not that I do, necessarily, but...
Will you please hurry?
293
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:38,080
Keep your raggedy bits of shirt on.
That looks pretty computery to me.
294
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,706
So now all I have to do is...
295
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,627
Shit.
Come. We must go now.
296
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,629
Not yet. I gotta blow this thing.
297
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,215
Then blow it and then come.
298
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,467
Ah. I mean, really?
299
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,302
It's like why even...
300
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,514
I'm sorry.
No, no, no!
301
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,944
Hey, remember that time
you broke some of my ribs?
302
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,612
And then all the remaining ones?
303
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,280
It's your own fault!
304
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,200
My fau... Oh, shit, I didn't blow it.
305
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,203
What?
I was supposed to blow up the plane.
306
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,205
No, what are you...? I'll just lie.
307
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,082
You cannot shirk your duty.
308
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,168
Yes, I can! I do it all the time.
309
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,545
Goddamn it.
310
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,880
- Asshole!
- Agh!
311
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,977
Which way to the extraction point?
Uh...
312
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,479
I guess head for the beach?
313
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,818
Well?
Yeah, it's nice...
314
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,820
...although I assumed there'd be a bar.
315
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,030
You said this was the extraction point.
316
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,450
Heh. No, I merely implied that.
317
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,244
I have no idea where it is. Although...
318
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,914
Ah! So you did know.
319
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,167
No, I totally didn't. Swear to God.
320
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,836
Things just usually work out for me.
321
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,338
Which I kind of take for granted.
322
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,924
- You Archer?
- Duh!
323
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,384
So ready to go home?
324
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,344
I think no.
325
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,847
I have been gone far too long.
326
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:25,061
My family, even if they're still alive,
surely by now, they have moved on.
327
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:30,567
It would not be fair to them
if I were to return after so many years.
328
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,444
Yeah, return to, uh...
329
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,489
Wait, where did you and Hatsumi and Keiko
used to live?
330
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:40,994
Huh? Oh, Takamori. A very small
town in Nagano Prefecture, but...
331
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,125
Moshi moshi.
Ah.
332
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,212
Hatsumi? Sato Hatsumi?
333
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,964
Hai.
Hatsumi.
334
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,386
Kentaro-san?
335
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,388
Hatsumi.
336
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,313
Kentaro-san.
337
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,399
Oh, Hatsumi. Heh-heh.
338
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,278
Hey! There's this new thing we have
called a schedule.
339
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,407
We need a minute!
340
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,910
Captain Shitnuts.
341
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,620
Tell her I said hi.
342
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,622
Nope.
343
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,500
Ah. No, no, no.
344
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,418
You don't disappear for six weeks...
345
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,755
...and then waltz in here like you
never left and casually say hi.
346
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:39,010
First of all, Lana, I didn't waltz in here, not
with nine broken ribs, a punctured lung...
347
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:43,515
...severe penetration trauma to my foot,
and poop-related septicemia...
348
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,350
- ...and also crabs.
- Ugh.
349
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,436
I assume from the jungle.
Oh, please, if...
350
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,606
Not to mention that stupid computer,
which is why you're upset...
351
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:55,026
...I mean jealous, because
I aced the mission. What?
352
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,862
And you did blow up the plane?
353
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,739
The plane blew up. Yes. I don't...
Jealous?
354
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,617
- Oh, shut up.
- Hey!
355
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,452
I'm not jealous about the mission.
356
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,746
I'm upset
because no one knew where you were.
357
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,624
And if, huge if, you're
gonna be involved...
358
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,669
...oh, my God, in any sort of
parental role for Abbiejean...
359
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,797
No, yeah, and I... You know, I want to.
360
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,258
But are we married to Abbiejean or...?
361
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,676
Believe me, I tried.
362
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,845
Zip it, Geebaw.
Ah!
363
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:26,349
No! I will not be called Geebaw.
It's Grandmother Archer or nothing.
364
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:30,979
Then hush. Because we, you and I, are
gonna have to establish some ground rules.
365
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,815
Lana, they're just gonna get broken.
Ah.
366
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:38,403
I'm now gonna feed our child. If you would
like to talk while I do so, follow me.
367
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,656
I would. I would love to talk, Lana.
368
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,450
Just don't wanna have to listen.
369
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,163
And how about this renovation, huh?
370
00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:51,708
I can't believe they pulled it off.
Wha...? You knew about this?
371
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:56,296
Yeah, I was on the planning committee.
I'm not a huge fan of change.
372
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,133
Except for you, Milton.
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